E10 - Werewolf

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SIGN    Closure Notice We will be closed for a while. We apologize for any inconvenience. Owner
[01:37] Deka
    Social distancing, quarantine...
    Everything's closed.
SIGN    We will be closed
    due to reasons
SIGN    We will be closed
    for this time period
[01:42] Deka
    Everyone in town is on edge.
[01:45] Deka
    They get mad so easily.
[01:47] Hata
    It's so sad, jo.
[01:48] Chibi
    My business isn't doing that great, either,
[01:51] Chibi
    but the moment I do anything to
    draw attention to it, I get bashed.
[01:54] Chibi
    I hope something good will happen soon.
[02:01] ---
    What's that?
SIGN    Black Cat
[02:07] Chibi
    Iyami?!
[02:08] Chibi
    What the hell is he doing?
[02:18] Dayon
    Dayon!
SIGN    Black Cat
[02:32] Hata
    Jo!
[02:33] Dayon
    Dayon!
[02:46] Ann
    It's that time of year again.
    We reach the impregnable fortress.
[02:52] Ann
    ZANSU!
[02:54] Ann
    Will any of the challengers complete
    our difficult course this year?
[02:57] Ann
    Will they be able to bring life back
     to a thoroughly exhausted Japan?
[03:03] Hata
    Jo...
SIGN    Mr. Flag Hatabou
SIGN    1st Stage
SIGN    Hatabou
[03:07] Hata
    Jo.
[03:09] Ann
    And he's down!
SIGN    Dekapan Labs Dekapan
SIGN    Dekapan
SIGN    1st Stage
[03:18] Ann
    And he's down!
SIGN    Chibita
SIGN    Dayon
[03:29] Iyami
    Dayon! Keep calm!
[03:31] Iyami
    There's still time! Yes! That's it!
[03:40] Ann
    Goal!
[03:42] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
SIGN    Iyami
[03:44] Chibi
    Hell yeah! Way to go, Iyami!
[03:48] Guy
    We will now take fifteen
    minutes to rearrange the set.
[03:52] Iyami
    Hello? Me got through the first stage.
[03:55] Uggo
    For real? Good job!
[03:57] Iyami
    Me is about to start the second stage.
[03:59] Uggo
    Well, keep calm.
SIGN    2nd Stage
[04:17] Iyami
    Sheeeh...
[04:19] Iyami
    Sheh? Sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh! Sheeeh!
[04:23] Ann
    And he's down!
SIGN    Iyami
[04:26] Ann
    What happened, Iyami?
    How could this have happened?
[04:28] Ann
    Did he let his guard down
    at the last second?!
[04:31] Ann
    No one completes ZANSU this year.
[04:34] Ann
    Unfortunately, no one was able
    to bring life back to Japan!
[04:40] Oso
    Hold it.
[04:45] Chibi
    Wh-Who the hell?
[04:48] Iyami
    Who are they?
[04:51] Oso
    We are the ultimate sextuplets
    created by Akatsuka.
[04:54] Oso
    They call us...
[04:55] All
    F6 2020!
[04:58] Oso
    Okay, here we go, boys!
[05:00] All
    Yeah!
[05:00] Chibi
    Hey! Who the hell said
    you could participate?!
[05:03] Chibi
    Did you even register?
[05:19] Chibi
    Welp, I guess they were just for show.
[05:22] Iyami
    This isn't that easy!
[05:24] Dayon
    Go home!
[05:28] Some
    It's not over yet.
[05:33] Todo
    We're F6! And we're the best!
[05:37] Chibi
    Huh?!
[05:38] Chibi
    Why'd you get back up?
    That's cheating, you idjit!
[05:43] Todo
    Oh, no!
[05:53] Jyushi
    Are you hurt, my angel?
[05:55] Todo
    Nii-san...
[05:57] Chibi
    Cheaters! You're helping each other!
[06:08] Choro
    Ichi...
[06:08] Ichi
    Choro!
[06:09] Chibi
    Stop that!
[06:11] Choro
    Kondan Einen...
[06:12] Choro
    ...Shizai Law!
[06:18] Chibi
    Is this okay?!
[06:21] Three
    Hi-yah!
[06:33] Kara
    Hi-yah!
[06:41] Ichi
    My foot...
[06:51] Oso
    Don't forget that I'm your
    safety net, Ichimatsu.
[06:54] Ichi
    Yeah.
SIGN    F6 Jyushimatsu
[07:04] Choro
    Don't forget that I'm your stagehand.
[07:06] Jyushi
    True.
[07:08] Ann
    After showing off their brotherly
    love and amazing teamwork,
[07:11] Ann
    F6 makes it to the final event at last!
[07:19] Oso
    I-It won't go up...
[07:21] Chibi
    You can do it!
[07:22] Iyami
    You've got this!
[07:27] Oso
    Y-You guys!
[07:29] Todo
    Go, Osomatsu-niisan!
[07:31] Oso
    But...
[07:32] Jyushi
    It's okay. We'd happily sacrifice
    ourselves for you, Nii-san.
[07:36] Ichi
    Go, Osomatsu!
[07:37] Oso
    But...
[07:38] Todo
    You dummy! Osomatsu-niisan, you dummy!
[07:41] Jyushi
    We're not commoners. We're F6.
[07:44] Jyushi
    Humanity's put all of their hope in us!
[07:46] Ichi
    We can't stop here!
[07:50] Oso
    I'm sorry... my brothers!
[08:03] Oso
    You guys!
[08:04] Kara
    Go!
[08:05] Choro
    Please go.
[08:07] Oso
    But...
[08:07] Both
    You dumbass!
[08:10] Oso
    Choromatsu! Karamatsu!
[08:13] Ann
    Now... the eldest brother, Osomatsu,
    has finally gotten this far.
[08:17] Ann
    This is the last panel!
[08:21] Ann
    We've completely blown past the time limit,
[08:23] Ann
    but no one cares about that anymore.
[08:26] Oso
    I won't let your deaths be in vain.
[08:31] All
    You've got this!
[08:32] All
    Don't lose!
[08:41] Oso
    You guys!
[08:43] Kara
    Our individual strengths
    are nothing special.
[08:46] Choro
    Frankly, we are weak.
[08:49] Ichi
    That's why we waver.
    We run away and we yield.
[08:52] Jyushi
    So what should we do when
    a huge wall stands before us?
[08:56] Todo
    The answer's simple.
    We just have to work together.
[09:01] Oso
    Here we go!
[09:08] All
    F6!
[09:18] Ann
    Th-They cleared the level!
[09:22] Iyami
    They did it!
[09:26] Some
    Thank you!
[09:31] Some
    Thank you!
[09:35] Some
    Thank you, F6!
[09:36] All
    F6! F6! F6! F6! F6! F6!
[09:39] Ann
    The whole world feels better now!
SIGN    F6 Clears All Stages
[10:23] Todo
    H-He's...
[10:26] Todo
    He's been eaten!
[10:29] Todo
    These claw marks... They belong to a wolf!
[10:32] Todo
    Which must mean... there's one in this house...
SIGN    "Werewolf"
[10:36] Todo
    A werewolf!
[10:40] Todo
    Werewolves. Fearsome beasts that
    disguise themselves as humans
[10:45] Todo
    during the day to hide their true
    forms and devour humans at night...
[10:50] Todo
    And that beast is among us.
[10:53] Todo
    Who is it? Who could it be?
[10:56] Todo
    Who could be the werewolf among us?
SIGN    Wolf
[11:01] Oso
    Hey, you're not gonna have any snacks?
[11:04] Oso
    You don't want any? Why not?
SIGN    Wolf
[11:07] Oso
    You're full? Oh, I see.
[11:10] Jyushi
    Who's the werewolf?
[11:11] Todo
    Just who is the werewolf?
[11:13] Choro
    Please fess up.
[11:14] Jyushi
    Is it you?
[11:15] Todo
    Is it you?
[11:16] Choro
    Is it you?
[11:17] All
    Who is the werewolf?!
[11:21] Oso
    You okay? Not feeling well?
SIGN    Stomach Medicine
[11:24] Oso
    Aw, you ate too much last night? I see.
[11:27] Todo
    We have no other choice.
    Let's figure this out using executions!
[11:31] Oso
    Executions? Wait, how does that work?
[11:33] Todo
    We'll all vote on who we think the werewolf is
[11:35] Todo
    and execute them based on that.
[11:38] Oso
    What?! We're doing something that violent?
[11:41] Jyushi
    Well, that's how you exterminate werewolves.
[11:45] Oso
    What? Let's not.
[11:47] Oso
    I don't like executions.
[11:50] Todo
    First, let's name off our occupations.
[11:53] Todo
    The werewolf shouldn't be able
    to disclose their occupation.
[11:56] Todo
    This will weed them out.
[11:57] Todo
    Let's start with you.
[11:59] Jyushi
    I'm a villager. A villager from NEET Village.
[12:01] Todo
    What kind of dumb place is that?
    I hope it gets razed.
[12:05] Todo
    Well, whatever. Villager,
    right? I'll believe you.
[12:08] todo
    What about you?
[12:09] Oso
    I'm a villager, too!
[12:11] Jyushi
    Are you?
[12:12] Oso
    Huh?
[12:12] Jyushi
    Are you really a villager?
[12:14] Oso
    Huh? Yeah...
[12:16] Jyushi
    Seems shady to me.
[12:17] Todo
    What about you?
[12:29] Ichi
    I'm a villager, wolf.
[12:34] Ichi
    It's the truth, wolf.
[12:36] Todo
    All right. I believe you.
[12:40] Todo
    So, what's your occupation?
[12:43] Choro
    O-Of course, I'm a villager!
[12:47] Choro
    But my true occupation is traitor!
[12:50] Choro
    I'll side with the werewolf to
    further confuse these humans!
[12:55] Jyushi
    Wait, there's only one more left, right?
[12:58] Jysuhi
    And that means...
[12:59] Jyushi
    Wait, is your occupation...
[13:02] Oso
    W-Wait, is it you?
[13:06] Todo
    No, I'm not the werewolf.
[13:09] Todo
    My occupation is...
[13:12] Todo
    fortuneteller!
[13:13] Both
    Fortuneteller?
[13:14] Choro
    What?
[13:15] Todo
    A fortuneteller can find out one's
    true occupation just once per day.
[13:21] Todo
    I'm a key figure in leading
    the human side to victory!
[13:24] Both
    Holy crap!
[13:25] Oso
    Hey, tell me my fortune, then!
[13:27] Todo
    Huh?
[13:27] Jyushi
    No fair! Tell me mine, too.
[13:29] Todo
    Uh, hang on...
[13:30] Oso
    When am I gonna get a girlfriend?
[13:32] Jyushi
    Which pro baseball team's
    gonna win next year?
[13:34] Todo
    That's not what my skills are for!
[13:36] Todo
    I'm supposed to use them
    to find the werewolf!
[13:38] Todo
    You guys don't get the
    rules at all, do you?!
[13:43] Choro
    Wait just a moment.
[13:45] Choro
    I am also a fortuneteller.
[13:47] Oso
    What? There are two fortunetellers?
[13:49] Jyushi
    What's going on?
[13:51] Todo
    So you've shown yourself, imposter.
[13:54] Choro
    Werewolf, leave this to me.
[13:58] Ichi
    Who is he trying to signal to?
[14:01] Jyushi
    He keeps winking at me!
[14:03] Jyushi
    Yikes! Creepy!
[14:05] Ichi
    Hey. Hey, hey. Awoo!
[14:09] Jyushi
    Well, whatever.
    I guess I'll return the favor.
[14:13] Ichi
    Huh? Why's he winking back now?
[14:16] Ichi
    Oh, they must be close.
[14:18] Todo
    Don't let him fool you!
    He's probably the traitor!
[14:21] Todo
    I'm the real fortuneteller!
[14:24] Choro
    No, I am the fortuneteller.
[14:26] Todo
    I'm the fortuneteller!
[14:27] Choro
    I'm the fortuneteller!
[14:28] Todo
    I'm the fortuneteller!
[14:29] Jyushi
    I'm the fortuneteller, too, then!
[14:31] Todo
    Huh?
[14:31] Oso
    I'm the fortuneteller, too!
[14:33] Todo
    Huh?!
[14:33] Choro
    Fortuneteller!
[14:34] Jyushi
    Fortuneteller!
[14:34] Oso
    Fortuneteller!
[14:35] Todo
    Fortuneteller!
[14:36] All
    Please, go ahead.
[14:38] Todo
    Wait, what are we doing?
[14:40] Todo
    This isn't how the game works!
[14:41] Todo
    Jeez! I'm the fortuneteller!
[14:44] Choro
    Fortuneteller!
[14:45] Jyushi
    Fortuneteller!
[14:45] Oso
    Fortuneteller!
[14:46] Todo
    Fortuneteller!
[14:47] All
    Please, go ahead.
[14:48] Todo
    Stop! Take this seriously!
[14:50] Todo
    You two have nothing to do with this!
    Why do you keep butting in?!
[14:53] Todo
    Fine! I don't care!
[14:55] Todo
    If we can't find the werewolf
    before night falls,
[14:57] Todo
    we're going to be killed!
[14:59] Oso
    Killed?
[15:00] Jyushi
    What do you mean?
[15:02] Todo
    The werewolf turns back into a
    wolf and eats humans at night.
[15:06] Both
    What?!
[15:08] Todo
    You two are way too clueless. Go home.
[15:10] Choro
    You there, stop lying.
[15:12] Todo
    You're the one who's lying.
[15:13] Todo
    It's fine. I just have to give my
    reading, and we'll know the truth.
[15:17] Todo
    Hey, crystal ball.
[15:19] Todo
    What's this guy's true identity?
[15:24] Todo
    I knew it! He's on the werewolf's side!
[15:27] Choro
    I-I'm not! He's the traitor!
[15:30] Choro
    He's just acting like a fortuneteller to
    get rid of me, the real fortuneteller!
[15:36] Oso
    Huh?
[15:38] Oso
    What's that mean? This is confusing.
[15:39] ---
    I'm saying—
[15:40] Todo
    It's the traitor's job to confuse
    everyone! I'm the fortuneteller!
[15:44] Oso
    Huh?
[15:45] Oso
    We're trying to find the werewolf, right?
    Who cares who the fortuneteller is?
[15:49] Both
    Again, the fortuneteller is the
    one who can find the werewolf!
[15:53] Oso
    What are you guys talking about?
[15:53] Todo
    Why don't you get it?
[15:54] Todo
    The fortuneteller is super important!
[15:55] Choro
    You need the fortuneteller
    to figure out the werewolf!
[16:01] Both
    We're not getting through to him at all.
[16:04] Jyushi
    Damn it. Who am I supposed to believe here?
[16:07] Jyushi
    Oh, I know.
[16:09] Jyushi
    Hey, who do you think we should execute?
[16:13] Jyushi
    Pick someone.
[16:15] Jyushi
    Pretty please.
[16:16] Ichi
    In that case...
[16:18] Todo
    Huh?!
[16:18] Ichi
    We should execute that fortuneteller, wolf.
[16:21] Jyushi
    Okay!
[16:22] Todo
    What?!
[16:23] Jyushi
    Fortuneteller! You're the one who's gonna die!
[16:26] Todo
    You totally admitted that
    I'm the fortuneteller! Why?!
[16:28] Choro
    Quit struggling!
[16:29] Todo
    Let go of me!
[16:30] Todo
    I said let go of me!
[16:31] Oso
    H-Hey...
[16:33] Oso
    Let's stop this!
[16:34] ---
    Stop it!
[16:36] Oso
    Please?
[16:38] Jyushi
    Die!
[16:40] Oso
    Stop this right now!
[16:44] Choro
    Why did you stop us?
[16:45] Jyushi
    I knew it! He's been suspicious
    right from the start!
[16:49] Todo
    What? Don't tell me—
[16:51] Jyushi
    Who are you?!
[16:52] Jyushi
    Tell us your true occupation!
[16:57] Oso
    Guess the cat's out of the bag.
[17:00] Oso
    My true occupation is...
[17:05] Oso
    The Calming Detective, Osomatsu!
[17:09] Oso
    Man, it's been so long! What, five years now?
[17:13] Jyushi
    Wh-Wh-Who are you? No, really, who are you?
[17:16] Oso
    The Calming Detective.
[17:17] Jyushi
    You're not a villager?
[17:19] Oso
    Nope.
[17:19] Todo
    You're a detective?
[17:20] Oso
    Yup! You're forgetting the
    "calming" part, though.
[17:23] Oso
    Man, it's been so long, you guys!
[17:25] Todo
    Uh, we don't know you! Who the hell are you?
[17:27] Choro
    The Calming Detective...
    I've heard of him before.
[17:30] Todo
    Huh?
[17:31] Choro
    The number of cases he's
    investigated so far exceeds 2,000.
[17:34] Todo
    That many?!
[17:35] Choro
    But he hasn't solved a single mystery.
[17:37] Todo
    Huh?!
[17:39] Choro
    He has one role and one role alone...
[17:41] Choro
    While we're all on edge trying to figure
    out who the suspect is at a murder scene,
[17:47] Choro
    he tries to calm the atmosphere.
[17:48] Choro
    That's the Calming Detective!
[17:50] Todo
    So he's completely useless!
[17:52] Choro
    See, look! He's about to work his magic now.
[17:56] Oso
    Come on. Let's stop looking for the suspect.
[17:59] Oso
    You're ruining the mood.
[18:00] Jyushi
    Huh?! How?! There's a werewolf here!
[18:03] Oso
    Well, that just happens in life.
[18:05] Jyushi
    Huh?!
[18:06] Oso
    Okay, okay. Where's the victim's body, then?
[18:10] Oso
    Take me there. I'll investigate the scene.
[18:12] Oso
    I am a detective, after all.
[18:14] Ichi
    Over here, wolf.
[18:15] Oso
    Thanks!
[18:23] Todo
    Well? Did you figure anything out?
[18:28] Todo
    What are you doing? Investigate already.
[18:30] Oso
    Wow, look! Ants!
    Look at them go! Great job!
[18:39] Oso
    Pubes.
[18:42] Oso
    Hey! Whose pubes are these?!
    Hey! Whose are they?
[18:46] Jyushi
    Stop! They're not mine!
[18:47] Choro
    So embarrassing!
[18:51] ---
    Hey, whose are they?
[18:53] Oso
    Let me take a closer look!
[18:55] Todo
    Don't look for the owner of the pubes!
    Look for the damn werewolf!
[18:57] Oso
    Hey, Mr. Inspector!
[18:59] Todo
    I'm not an inspector. I'm a fortuneteller.
[19:01] Oso
    Inspector!
[19:02] Todo
    Are you even listening?
[19:04] Oso
    I have solved this case!
[19:06] Todo
    Liar.
[19:09] Oso
    The true identity of the werewolf...
[19:30] Todo
    Too long.
[19:38] Todo
    Too long!
[19:43] Todo
    That's long enough!
[19:54] Todo
    Seriously, what the hell are you doing?!
[19:59] Choro
    This is so calming!
[20:00] Ichi
    So calming, wolf!
SIGN    Karamatsu's
    Grave
[20:58] Jyushi
    Man, this is amazing.
[21:00] Jyushi
    I'm so calm right now.
[21:02] Jyushi
    Who cares about the werewolf anymore?
[21:04] Todo
    Execution is bad. I apologize.
[21:07] Choro
    Hey, real fortuneteller.
[21:09] Choro
    Have you had the gibier yet?
    It'll all be gone soon.
[21:12] Todo
    Traitor...
[21:14] Ichi
    Here, have some beer.
[21:15] Todo
    Werewolf...
[21:17] Todo
    I can't believe this was all
    resolved so peacefully.
[21:20] Todo
    The Calming Detective is pretty amazing.
[21:24] Oso
    There we go.
[21:26] Oso
    Well, I should get going.
    Invite me again sometime.
[21:29] Todo
    Oh, you're leaving already?
[21:31] Oso
    Yup, I've got my part-time job. See ya.
[21:34] Jyushi
    Thanks!
[21:34] Choro
    Yeah, thanks.
[21:35] Ichi
    You're a lifesaver.
[21:40] Jyushi
    Well, let's go stuff ourselves with food.
[21:43] All
    Yay!
[21:46] Choro
    Hey, wolf...
SIGN    End
SIGN    Next time on
SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu
[23:34] Oso
    Oh, hey. It's me, Osomatsu.
[23:36] Oso
    Next time on Mr. Osomatsu, it's "Pizza."
[23:39] Oso
    Yeah, I wanna be reborn into a
    world where a virgin NEET can get
[23:42] Oso
    super popular just by eating
    pizza and drinking beer.
[23:44] Oso
    So that's what the next
    episode will be about.
[23:46] Oso
    Wait, it's not?
[23:48] Oso
    I didn't do the preview properly?
SIGN    "Pizza" etc.
[23:51] Oso
    But you know... that's nothing new.