# E10 - Werewolf
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***SIGN*** Closure Notice We will be closed for a while. We apologize for any inconvenience. Owner
**[01:37] Deka**
Social distancing, quarantine...
Everything's closed.
***SIGN*** We will be closed
due to reasons
***SIGN*** We will be closed
for this time period
**[01:42] Deka**
Everyone in town is on edge.
**[01:45] Deka**
They get mad so easily.
**[01:47] Hata**
It's so sad, jo.
**[01:48] Chibi**
My business isn't doing that great, either,
**[01:51] Chibi**
but the moment I do anything to
draw attention to it, I get bashed.
**[01:54] Chibi**
I hope something good will happen soon.
**[02:01] ---**
What's that?
***SIGN*** Black Cat
**[02:07] Chibi**
Iyami?!
**[02:08] Chibi**
What the hell is he doing?
**[02:18] Dayon**
Dayon!
***SIGN*** Black Cat
**[02:32] Hata**
Jo!
**[02:33] Dayon**
Dayon!
**[02:46] Ann**
It's that time of year again.
We reach the impregnable fortress.
**[02:52] Ann**
ZANSU!
**[02:54] Ann**
Will any of the challengers complete
our difficult course this year?
**[02:57] Ann**
Will they be able to bring life back
to a thoroughly exhausted Japan?
**[03:03] Hata**
Jo...
***SIGN*** Mr. Flag Hatabou
***SIGN*** 1st Stage
***SIGN*** Hatabou
**[03:07] Hata**
Jo.
**[03:09] Ann**
And he's down!
***SIGN*** Dekapan Labs Dekapan
***SIGN*** Dekapan
***SIGN*** 1st Stage
**[03:18] Ann**
And he's down!
***SIGN*** Chibita
***SIGN*** Dayon
**[03:29] Iyami**
Dayon! Keep calm!
**[03:31] Iyami**
There's still time! Yes! That's it!
**[03:40] Ann**
Goal!
**[03:42] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
***SIGN*** Iyami
**[03:44] Chibi**
Hell yeah! Way to go, Iyami!
**[03:48] Guy**
We will now take fifteen
minutes to rearrange the set.
**[03:52] Iyami**
Hello? Me got through the first stage.
**[03:55] Uggo**
*For real? Good job!*
**[03:57] Iyami**
Me is about to start the second stage.
**[03:59] Uggo**
*Well, keep calm.*
***SIGN*** 2nd Stage
**[04:17] Iyami**
Sheeeh...
**[04:19] Iyami**
Sheh? Sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh! Sheeeh!
**[04:23] Ann**
And he's down!
***SIGN*** Iyami
**[04:26] Ann**
What happened, Iyami?
How could this have happened?
**[04:28] Ann**
Did he let his guard down
at the last second?!
**[04:31] Ann**
No one completes ZANSU this year.
**[04:34] Ann**
Unfortunately, no one was able
to bring life back to Japan!
**[04:40] Oso**
Hold it.
**[04:45] Chibi**
Wh-Who the hell?
**[04:48] Iyami**
Who are they?
**[04:51] Oso**
We are the ultimate sextuplets
created by Akatsuka.
**[04:54] Oso**
They call us...
**[04:55] All**
F6 2020!
**[04:58] Oso**
Okay, here we go, boys!
**[05:00] All**
Yeah!
**[05:00] Chibi**
Hey! Who the hell said
you could participate?!
**[05:03] Chibi**
Did you even register?
**[05:19] Chibi**
Welp, I guess they were just for show.
**[05:22] Iyami**
This isn't that easy!
**[05:24] Dayon**
Go home!
**[05:28] Some**
It's not over yet.
**[05:33] Todo**
We're F6! And we're the best!
**[05:37] Chibi**
Huh?!
**[05:38] Chibi**
Why'd you get back up?
That's cheating, you idjit!
**[05:43] Todo**
*Oh, no!*
**[05:53] Jyushi**
Are you hurt, my angel?
**[05:55] Todo**
Nii-san...
**[05:57] Chibi**
Cheaters! You're helping each other!
**[06:08] Choro**
Ichi...
**[06:08] Ichi**
Choro!
**[06:09] Chibi**
Stop that!
**[06:11] Choro**
Kondan Einen...
**[06:12] Choro**
...Shizai Law!
**[06:18] Chibi**
Is this okay?!
**[06:21] Three**
Hi-yah!
**[06:33] Kara**
Hi-yah!
**[06:41] Ichi**
My foot...
**[06:51] Oso**
Don't forget that I'm your
safety net, Ichimatsu.
**[06:54] Ichi**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** F6 Jyushimatsu
**[07:04] Choro**
Don't forget that I'm your stagehand.
**[07:06] Jyushi**
True.
**[07:08] Ann**
After showing off their brotherly
love and amazing teamwork,
**[07:11] Ann**
F6 makes it to the final event at last!
**[07:19] Oso**
I-It won't go up...
**[07:21] Chibi**
You can do it!
**[07:22] Iyami**
You've got this!
**[07:27] Oso**
Y-You guys!
**[07:29] Todo**
Go, Osomatsu-niisan!
**[07:31] Oso**
But...
**[07:32] Jyushi**
It's okay. We'd happily sacrifice
ourselves for you, Nii-san.
**[07:36] Ichi**
Go, Osomatsu!
**[07:37] Oso**
But...
**[07:38] Todo**
You dummy! Osomatsu-niisan, you dummy!
**[07:41] Jyushi**
We're not commoners. We're F6.
**[07:44] Jyushi**
Humanity's put all of their hope in us!
**[07:46] Ichi**
We can't stop here!
**[07:50] Oso**
I'm sorry... my brothers!
**[08:03] Oso**
You guys!
**[08:04] Kara**
Go!
**[08:05] Choro**
Please go.
**[08:07] Oso**
But...
**[08:07] Both**
You dumbass!
**[08:10] Oso**
Choromatsu! Karamatsu!
**[08:13] Ann**
Now... the eldest brother, Osomatsu,
has finally gotten this far.
**[08:17] Ann**
This is the last panel!
**[08:21] Ann**
We've completely blown past the time limit,
**[08:23] Ann**
but no one cares about that anymore.
**[08:26] Oso**
I won't let your deaths be in vain.
**[08:31] All**
You've got this!
**[08:32] All**
Don't lose!
**[08:41] Oso**
You guys!
**[08:43] Kara**
Our individual strengths
are nothing special.
**[08:46] Choro**
Frankly, we are weak.
**[08:49] Ichi**
That's why we waver.
We run away and we yield.
**[08:52] Jyushi**
So what should we do when
a huge wall stands before us?
**[08:56] Todo**
The answer's simple.
We just have to work together.
**[09:01] Oso**
Here we go!
**[09:08] All**
F6!
**[09:18] Ann**
Th-They cleared the level!
**[09:22] Iyami**
They did it!
**[09:26] Some**
Thank you!
**[09:31] Some**
Thank you!
**[09:35] Some**
Thank you, F6!
**[09:36] All**
F6! F6! F6! F6! F6! F6!
**[09:39] Ann**
The whole world feels better now!
***SIGN*** F6 Clears All Stages
**[10:23] Todo**
H-He's...
**[10:26] Todo**
He's been eaten!
**[10:29] Todo**
These claw marks... They belong to a wolf!
**[10:32] Todo**
Which must mean... there's one in this house...
***SIGN*** "Werewolf"
**[10:36] Todo**
A werewolf!
**[10:40] Todo**
* Werewolves. Fearsome beasts that*
* disguise themselves as humans*
**[10:45] Todo**
* during the day to hide their true*
* forms and devour humans at night...*
**[10:50] Todo**
*And that beast is among us.*
**[10:53] Todo**
*Who is it? Who could it be?*
**[10:56] Todo**
*Who could be the werewolf among us?*
***SIGN*** Wolf
**[11:01] Oso**
Hey, you're not gonna have any snacks?
**[11:04] Oso**
You don't want any? Why not?
***SIGN*** Wolf
**[11:07] Oso**
You're full? Oh, I see.
**[11:10] Jyushi**
Who's the werewolf?
**[11:11] Todo**
Just who is the werewolf?
**[11:13] Choro**
Please fess up.
**[11:14] Jyushi**
Is it you?
**[11:15] Todo**
Is it you?
**[11:16] Choro**
Is it you?
**[11:17] All**
Who is the werewolf?!
**[11:21] Oso**
You okay? Not feeling well?
***SIGN*** Stomach Medicine
**[11:24] Oso**
Aw, you ate too much last night? I see.
**[11:27] Todo**
We have no other choice.
Let's figure this out using executions!
**[11:31] Oso**
Executions? Wait, how does that work?
**[11:33] Todo**
We'll all vote on who we think the werewolf is
**[11:35] Todo**
and execute them based on that.
**[11:38] Oso**
What?! We're doing something that violent?
**[11:41] Jyushi**
Well, that's how you exterminate werewolves.
**[11:45] Oso**
What? Let's not.
**[11:47] Oso**
I don't like executions.
**[11:50] Todo**
First, let's name off our occupations.
**[11:53] Todo**
The werewolf shouldn't be able
to disclose their occupation.
**[11:56] Todo**
This will weed them out.
**[11:57] Todo**
Let's start with you.
**[11:59] Jyushi**
I'm a villager. A villager from NEET Village.
**[12:01] Todo**
What kind of dumb place is that?
I hope it gets razed.
**[12:05] Todo**
Well, whatever. Villager,
right? I'll believe you.
**[12:08] todo**
What about you?
**[12:09] Oso**
I'm a villager, too!
**[12:11] Jyushi**
Are you?
**[12:12] Oso**
Huh?
**[12:12] Jyushi**
Are you really a villager?
**[12:14] Oso**
Huh? Yeah...
**[12:16] Jyushi**
Seems shady to me.
**[12:17] Todo**
What about you?
**[12:29] Ichi**
I'm a villager, wolf.
**[12:34] Ichi**
It's the truth, wolf.
**[12:36] Todo**
All right. I believe you.
**[12:40] Todo**
So, what's your occupation?
**[12:43] Choro**
O-Of course, I'm a villager!
**[12:47] Choro**
*But my true occupation is traitor!*
**[12:50] Choro**
* I'll side with the werewolf to*
* further confuse these humans!*
**[12:55] Jyushi**
Wait, there's only one more left, right?
**[12:58] Jysuhi**
And that means...
**[12:59] Jyushi**
Wait, is your occupation...
**[13:02] Oso**
W-Wait, is it you?
**[13:06] Todo**
No, I'm not the werewolf.
**[13:09] Todo**
My occupation is...
**[13:12] Todo**
fortuneteller!
**[13:13] Both**
Fortuneteller?
**[13:14] Choro**
What?
**[13:15] Todo**
A fortuneteller can find out one's
true occupation just once per day.
**[13:21] Todo**
I'm a key figure in leading
the human side to victory!
**[13:24] Both**
Holy crap!
**[13:25] Oso**
Hey, tell me my fortune, then!
**[13:27] Todo**
Huh?
**[13:27] Jyushi**
No fair! Tell me mine, too.
**[13:29] Todo**
Uh, hang on...
**[13:30] Oso**
When am I gonna get a girlfriend?
**[13:32] Jyushi**
Which pro baseball team's
gonna win next year?
**[13:34] Todo**
That's not what my skills are for!
**[13:36] Todo**
I'm supposed to use them
to find the werewolf!
**[13:38] Todo**
You guys don't get the
rules at all, do you?!
**[13:43] Choro**
Wait just a moment.
**[13:45] Choro**
I am also a fortuneteller.
**[13:47] Oso**
What? There are two fortunetellers?
**[13:49] Jyushi**
What's going on?
**[13:51] Todo**
*So you've shown yourself, imposter.*
**[13:54] Choro**
*Werewolf, leave this to me.*
**[13:58] Ichi**
*Who is he trying to signal to?*
**[14:01] Jyushi**
*He keeps winking at me!*
**[14:03] Jyushi**
*Yikes! Creepy!*
**[14:05] Ichi**
*Hey. Hey, hey. Awoo!*
**[14:09] Jyushi**
* Well, whatever.*
* I guess I'll return the favor.*
**[14:13] Ichi**
*Huh? Why's he winking back now?*
**[14:16] Ichi**
*Oh, they must be close.*
**[14:18] Todo**
Don't let him fool you!
He's probably the traitor!
**[14:21] Todo**
I'm the real fortuneteller!
**[14:24] Choro**
No, I am the fortuneteller.
**[14:26] Todo**
I'm the fortuneteller!
**[14:27] Choro**
I'm the fortuneteller!
**[14:28] Todo**
I'm the fortuneteller!
**[14:29] Jyushi**
I'm the fortuneteller, too, then!
**[14:31] Todo**
Huh?
**[14:31] Oso**
I'm the fortuneteller, too!
**[14:33] Todo**
Huh?!
**[14:33] Choro**
Fortuneteller!
**[14:34] Jyushi**
Fortuneteller!
**[14:34] Oso**
Fortuneteller!
**[14:35] Todo**
Fortuneteller!
**[14:36] All**
Please, go ahead.
**[14:38] Todo**
Wait, what are we doing?
**[14:40] Todo**
This isn't how the game works!
**[14:41] Todo**
Jeez! I'm the fortuneteller!
**[14:44] Choro**
Fortuneteller!
**[14:45] Jyushi**
Fortuneteller!
**[14:45] Oso**
Fortuneteller!
**[14:46] Todo**
Fortuneteller!
**[14:47] All**
Please, go ahead.
**[14:48] Todo**
Stop! Take this seriously!
**[14:50] Todo**
You two have nothing to do with this!
Why do you keep butting in?!
**[14:53] Todo**
Fine! I don't care!
**[14:55] Todo**
If we can't find the werewolf
before night falls,
**[14:57] Todo**
we're going to be killed!
**[14:59] Oso**
Killed?
**[15:00] Jyushi**
What do you mean?
**[15:02] Todo**
The werewolf turns back into a
wolf and eats humans at night.
**[15:06] Both**
What?!
**[15:08] Todo**
You two are way too clueless. Go home.
**[15:10] Choro**
You there, stop lying.
**[15:12] Todo**
You're the one who's lying.
**[15:13] Todo**
It's fine. I just have to give my
reading, and we'll know the truth.
**[15:17] Todo**
Hey, crystal ball.
**[15:19] Todo**
What's this guy's true identity?
**[15:24] Todo**
I knew it! He's on the werewolf's side!
**[15:27] Choro**
I-I'm not! He's the traitor!
**[15:30] Choro**
He's just acting like a fortuneteller to
get rid of me, the real fortuneteller!
**[15:36] Oso**
Huh?
**[15:38] Oso**
What's that mean? This is confusing.
**[15:39] ---**
I'm saying—
**[15:40] Todo**
It's the traitor's job to confuse
everyone! I'm the fortuneteller!
**[15:44] Oso**
Huh?
**[15:45] Oso**
We're trying to find the werewolf, right?
Who cares who the fortuneteller is?
**[15:49] Both**
Again, the fortuneteller is the
one who can find the werewolf!
**[15:53] Oso**
What are you guys talking about?
**[15:53] Todo**
Why don't you get it?
**[15:54] Todo**
The fortuneteller is super important!
**[15:55] Choro**
You need the fortuneteller
to figure out the werewolf!
**[16:01] Both**
We're not getting through to him at all.
**[16:04] Jyushi**
*Damn it. Who am I supposed to believe here?*
**[16:07] Jyushi**
*Oh, I know.*
**[16:09] Jyushi**
Hey, who do you think we should execute?
**[16:13] Jyushi**
Pick someone.
**[16:15] Jyushi**
Pretty please.
**[16:16] Ichi**
In that case...
**[16:18] Todo**
Huh?!
**[16:18] Ichi**
We should execute that fortuneteller, wolf.
**[16:21] Jyushi**
Okay!
**[16:22] Todo**
What?!
**[16:23] Jyushi**
Fortuneteller! You're the one who's gonna die!
**[16:26] Todo**
You totally admitted that
I'm the fortuneteller! Why?!
**[16:28] Choro**
Quit struggling!
**[16:29] Todo**
Let go of me!
**[16:30] Todo**
I said let go of me!
**[16:31] Oso**
H-Hey...
**[16:33] Oso**
Let's stop this!
**[16:34] ---**
Stop it!
**[16:36] Oso**
Please?
**[16:38] Jyushi**
Die!
**[16:40] Oso**
Stop this right now!
**[16:44] Choro**
Why did you stop us?
**[16:45] Jyushi**
I knew it! He's been suspicious
right from the start!
**[16:49] Todo**
What? Don't tell me—
**[16:51] Jyushi**
Who are you?!
**[16:52] Jyushi**
Tell us your true occupation!
**[16:57] Oso**
Guess the cat's out of the bag.
**[17:00] Oso**
My true occupation is...
**[17:05] Oso**
The Calming Detective, Osomatsu!
**[17:09] Oso**
Man, it's been so long! What, five years now?
**[17:13] Jyushi**
Wh-Wh-Who are you? No, really, who are you?
**[17:16] Oso**
The Calming Detective.
**[17:17] Jyushi**
You're not a villager?
**[17:19] Oso**
Nope.
**[17:19] Todo**
You're a detective?
**[17:20] Oso**
Yup! You're forgetting the
"calming" part, though.
**[17:23] Oso**
Man, it's been so long, you guys!
**[17:25] Todo**
Uh, we don't know you! Who the hell are you?
**[17:27] Choro**
The Calming Detective...
I've heard of him before.
**[17:30] Todo**
Huh?
**[17:31] Choro**
The number of cases he's
investigated so far exceeds 2,000.
**[17:34] Todo**
That many?!
**[17:35] Choro**
But he hasn't solved a single mystery.
**[17:37] Todo**
Huh?!
**[17:39] Choro**
He has one role and one role alone...
**[17:41] Choro**
While we're all on edge trying to figure
out who the suspect is at a murder scene,
**[17:47] Choro**
he tries to calm the atmosphere.
**[17:48] Choro**
That's the Calming Detective!
**[17:50] Todo**
So he's completely useless!
**[17:52] Choro**
See, look! He's about to work his magic now.
**[17:56] Oso**
Come on. Let's stop looking for the suspect.
**[17:59] Oso**
You're ruining the mood.
**[18:00] Jyushi**
Huh?! How?! There's a werewolf here!
**[18:03] Oso**
Well, that just happens in life.
**[18:05] Jyushi**
Huh?!
**[18:06] Oso**
Okay, okay. Where's the victim's body, then?
**[18:10] Oso**
Take me there. I'll investigate the scene.
**[18:12] Oso**
I am a detective, after all.
**[18:14] Ichi**
Over here, wolf.
**[18:15] Oso**
Thanks!
**[18:23] Todo**
Well? Did you figure anything out?
**[18:28] Todo**
What are you doing? Investigate already.
**[18:30] Oso**
Wow, look! Ants!
Look at them go! Great job!
**[18:39] Oso**
Pubes.
**[18:42] Oso**
Hey! Whose pubes are these?!
Hey! Whose are they?
**[18:46] Jyushi**
Stop! They're not mine!
**[18:47] Choro**
So embarrassing!
**[18:51] ---**
Hey, whose are they?
**[18:53] Oso**
Let me take a closer look!
**[18:55] Todo**
Don't look for the owner of the pubes!
Look for the damn werewolf!
**[18:57] Oso**
Hey, Mr. Inspector!
**[18:59] Todo**
I'm not an inspector. I'm a fortuneteller.
**[19:01] Oso**
Inspector!
**[19:02] Todo**
Are you even listening?
**[19:04] Oso**
I have solved this case!
**[19:06] Todo**
Liar.
**[19:09] Oso**
The true identity of the werewolf...
**[19:30] Todo**
Too long.
**[19:38] Todo**
Too long!
**[19:43] Todo**
That's long enough!
**[19:54] Todo**
Seriously, what the hell are you doing?!
**[19:59] Choro**
This is so calming!
**[20:00] Ichi**
So calming, wolf!
***SIGN*** Karamatsu's
Grave
**[20:58] Jyushi**
Man, this is amazing.
**[21:00] Jyushi**
I'm so calm right now.
**[21:02] Jyushi**
Who cares about the werewolf anymore?
**[21:04] Todo**
Execution is bad. I apologize.
**[21:07] Choro**
Hey, real fortuneteller.
**[21:09] Choro**
Have you had the gibier yet?
It'll all be gone soon.
**[21:12] Todo**
Traitor...
**[21:14] Ichi**
Here, have some beer.
**[21:15] Todo**
Werewolf...
**[21:17] Todo**
I can't believe this was all
resolved so peacefully.
**[21:20] Todo**
The Calming Detective is pretty amazing.
**[21:24] Oso**
There we go.
**[21:26] Oso**
Well, I should get going.
Invite me again sometime.
**[21:29] Todo**
Oh, you're leaving already?
**[21:31] Oso**
Yup, I've got my part-time job. See ya.
**[21:34] Jyushi**
Thanks!
**[21:34] Choro**
Yeah, thanks.
**[21:35] Ichi**
You're a lifesaver.
**[21:40] Jyushi**
Well, let's go stuff ourselves with food.
**[21:43] All**
Yay!
**[21:46] Choro**
Hey, wolf...
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** Next time on
***SIGN*** Mr. Osomatsu
**[23:34] Oso**
Oh, hey. It's me, Osomatsu.
**[23:36] Oso**
Next time on *Mr. Osomatsu*, it's "Pizza."
**[23:39] Oso**
Yeah, I wanna be reborn into a
world where a virgin NEET can get
**[23:42] Oso**
super popular just by eating
pizza and drinking beer.
**[23:44] Oso**
So that's what the next
episode will be about.
**[23:46] Oso**
Wait, it's not?
**[23:48] Oso**
I didn't do the preview properly?
***SIGN*** "Pizza" etc.
**[23:51] Oso**
But you know... that's nothing new.