E18 - Iyami, Alone in the Wind

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SIGN    "Iyami, Alone in the Wind"
SIGN    Starving Town
SIGN    Fruit
SIGN    Green Grocer Yowai's Fish Shop
[00:39] Toto
    Thanks! Come again!
[00:41] Hata
    Jo, jo, jo, jo!
[00:44] Guy
    The poor are never bored.
SIGN    Green Grocer
SIGN    Shochikubai
[01:06] Dayon
    Pay your rent. Wake up.
[01:10] Iyami
    Say what?
[01:12] Dayon
    Your rent.
[01:14] Iyami
    Me doesn't have any money.
    Me will give you something better.
[01:19] Dayon
    What's this?
[01:20] Iyami
    It's poop.
[01:22] Dayon
    It stinks!
[01:30] Guy
    Hey!
[01:31] Guy
    Stop!
[01:33] Totoko
    Hey!
[01:34] All
    Iyami!
[01:37] Iyami
    Only stupid people work!
[01:40] Iyami
    Me may not have any money,
    but me is still faster than all of you!
[01:46] Iyami
    Not bad.
[01:51] Oso
    Out of the way!
[01:53] Choro
    Make way!
[01:55] Kara
    The hero of this town,
    Chibita-san, is coming through!
[01:58] Todo
    Welcome back, Chibita-san!
[02:00] Both
    Bro!
[02:04] Chibi
    I'm starving.
[02:05] Chibi
    You guys can eat, too...
    If any of it falls on the ground.
[02:09] Toto
    How dare you mock us?!
[02:12] Iyami
    All mine!
[02:16] Chibi
    H-He actually ate it!
[02:19] Iyami
    Drop some more.
[02:21] Chibi
    Here.
[02:22] Iyami
    Next, me will eat it this way!
[02:24] Chibi
    Here!
[02:26] Iyami
    Hup!
[02:27] Chibi
    Here!
[02:28] Iyami
    Me is going for it!
[02:40] Lady
    How disgusting.
[02:43] Lady
    Isn't he ashamed of himself?
[02:44] Iyami
    Shut up, you old hags!
[02:52] Kiku
    Would anyone like any flowers?
    I have flowers.
[02:56] Kiku
    Would you like any?
[03:02] Kiku
    I-I'm so sorry!
[03:06] Iyami
    Hey, you.
[03:09] Iyami
    Are you blind?
[03:11] Kiku
    Oh... Yes.
[03:19] Iyami
    This is all of them.
[03:21] Kiku
    Thank you!
[03:26] Kiku
    Say, mister. Will you buy some flowers?
[03:30] Iyami
    How much are they?
[03:32] Kiku
    One is five yen.
[03:33] Iyami
    Five yen... The one me
    picked up earlier is...
[03:39] Iyami
    Me will give you this 50 yen,
    so give me change.
SIGN    Five Yen
[03:44] Kiku
    I don't have any change...
[03:47] Kiku
    I haven't been able to sell any yet today,
    so I don't have any money...
[03:52] Iyami
    Oh, me doesn't need any change, then!
[03:54] Iyami
    You can just have it.
[03:55] Kiku
    Really?
[03:56] Iyami
    Yeah, totally.
[04:01] Kiku
    Thank you! You're a nice person, mister.
[04:05] Iyami
    N...
[04:06] Iyami
    Nice person?
[04:08] Iyami
    Sheeeh! No one's ever said that to me before!
[04:17] Kiku
    Mister?
[04:18] Iyami
    Oh, it's nothing! Out of curiosity,
    why are you selling these flowers?
[04:30] Iyami
    I see...
[04:32] Iyami
    Must've been rough.
[04:34] Kiku
    Both my mom and my dad died then.
[04:50] Iyami
    What a cruel world.
[04:52] Iyami
    Well, good luck.
[04:54] Kiku
    Wait!
[04:57] Kiku
    I want to give you another one to thank you.
[05:03] Iyami
    She sure has it rough for a kid.
[05:08] Jerk
    Watch where you're going, you jerk!
[05:13] Iyami
    Are you okay? Are you hurt?
[05:15] Kiku
    The flowers... My flowers...
[05:18] Kiku
    I'm so sorry... And you just
    picked them up for me, too...
[05:25] Iyami
    Don't worry about picking them up.
[05:28] Kiku
    Huh?
[05:29] Iyami
    You should come with me.
[05:32] Iyami
    Me is also poor, but from now on,
    me will be on your side!
[05:36] Iyami
    Problem solved!
[05:51] Iyami
    What's your name, little girl?
[05:53] Kiku
    It's Kiku.
[05:55] Iyami
    Okiku-chan. What a pure name.
[05:58] Kiku
    What about you, mister?
[05:59] Iyami
    It's Iyami.
[06:01] Kiku
    What do you look like?
[06:06] Iyami
    A very handsome gentleman.
[06:09] Both
    You?
[06:12] Iyami
    Shoo! Shoo, shoo!
[06:16] Deka
    I see.
[06:19] Deka
    With the proper treatment,
    her eyes will recover just fine.
[06:24] Deka
    But the task is too great for me.
[06:26] Deka
    However, there is hope!
[06:29] Deka
    But I forgot what that hope was.
[06:33] Deka
    I'm just kidding!
[06:35] Deka
    There's only one way to cure
    this little girl's eyes!
[06:38] Deka
    You need to get the help of
    the famous American doctor
[06:41] Deka
    who's visiting Japan right now, Dr. Kershaw.
[06:43] Deka
    He might be able to use the latest
    technology from his homeland to help you.
[06:50] Deka
    But that's going to cost a fortune.
[06:54] Deka
    Do you have money?
[06:59] Iyami
    L-Leave it to me!
[07:03] Kiku
    Mister!
[07:06] Guy
    All right, all you losers out there.
[07:09] Guy
    Did someone important
    yell at you again today?
SIGN    Chibita Pro Wrestling
[07:12] Guy
    The bloody death match of Chibita
    Pro Wresting is about to begin.
[07:16] Guy
    If you can defeat this ultimate wrestler
    Chibita-san chose himself,
[07:18] Guy
    you can win one million yen!
[07:22] Guy
    But we haven't had a single victor yet.
[07:24] Guy
    When will someone appear
    to break that record?
[07:27] Guy
    And our contender tonight is...
[07:31] Guy
    this man!
[07:35] Chibi
    Yeah, that guy's dead.
SIGN    Prize Money
[07:38] Six
    Yeah, he is.
[07:40] Kiku
    You can do it, mister!
[07:43] Kiku
    Don't lose, mister!
[07:47] Chibi
    Wh-Who's that cutie?
[07:50] Chibi
    Hey! Who is she, you idjits?!
[07:52] Chibi
    And why is she cheering
    for a loser like that?
[07:56] Chibi
    What's their relationship?!
[07:56] Kiku
    You can do it!
[07:59] Guy
    And it's begun!
[08:03] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[08:07] Iyami
    Sheh! Sh-Sh-Sheh!
[08:14] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[08:28] Guy
    And there you have it.
[08:32] Iyami
    Special technique...
[08:34] Iyami
    Sheeeh Hold!
[08:38] Guy
    Oh, it looks like the tables have turned!
[08:40] Guy
    Is he going to give up?
    Will Iyami finally win the one million?
[08:45] Kiku
    Mister!
[08:47] Chibi
    Give me that!
[08:48] Chibi
    You pauper! Who do you think you are?!
[08:53] Iyami
    My eyes! My eyes!
[08:55] Iyami
    My eyes!
[09:05] Guy
    And this time, the match is over for good.
[09:10] Iyami
    Me is so mad! Me was so close!
[09:14] Iyami
    That stupid runt!
[09:16] Deka
    You just hit my head.
[09:18] Iyami
    Me can't see!
[09:21] Kiku
    Don't worry about me anymore, mister.
[09:25] Iyami
    You can't give up.
[09:27] Kiku
    Huh?
[09:28] Iyami
    Me now fully understands your pain.
[09:33] Iyami
    Me will cure your eyes, no matter what.
[09:37] Deka
    That's me.
[09:38] ---
    Thank you, mister!
[09:40] ---
    That's me.
SIGN    Fruit
SIGN    Starving Town
SIGN    Starving Town
SIGN    Fruit
[09:49] ---
    Sheeeh!
[09:50] Guy
    Iyami is actually...
[09:52] ---
    Sheeeh!
[09:53] Lady
    ...working?!
[09:55] ---
    Sheeeh!
[09:56] Guy
    He's doing actual work?!
[09:59] People
    Sheeeh!
[10:01] Toto
    I guess you just never know.
[10:04] Toto
    Because that failure met that little girl,
    he actually became a decent person.
[10:08] Guy
    That's amazing... I'm impressed.
[10:12] Chibi
    The hell's so great about that?
[10:14] Chibi
    Like he could ever earn the money
    for her treatment doing that.
[10:17] Chibi
    The one who's going to cure that girl's
    eyes is me, the filthy rich Chibita!
[10:21] Six
    You got it, bro!
[10:27] Kiku
    I don't want it.
[10:29] Chibi
    Wh-Why?!
[10:30] Chibi
    I really like you, so I want you
    to use it however you want!
[10:36] Kiku
    My beloved Uncle Iyami is going to fix my eyes.
[10:40] Oso
    Hey, come on, now.
[10:43] Oso
    You're just going to ignore Bro's kindness?
[10:46] Choro
    Not to mention, Chibita-san's
    way better than that poor—
[10:49] Chibi
    Knock it off!
[10:52] Chibi
    You actually believe in that guy?
[10:57] Kiku
    Yes.
[11:01] Chibi
    Sorry for wasting your time.
[11:04] Chibi
    Come on, fellas.
[11:05] Ichi
    Wait, are you sure?
[11:07] Choro
    Chibita-san!
[11:08] Jyu
    Bro!
SIGN    No
    Trespassing
SIGN    Ramen
[12:07] Iyami
    M-Me has now worked enough for a lifetime...
[12:13] Iyami
    Now me doesn't have to work ever again.
[12:17] Iyami
    Aren't you jealous?
[12:22] Kiku
    Mister...
[12:24] Iyami
    Use it.
[12:28] Kiku
    Thank you...
[12:29] Kiku
    Thank you so much!
[12:35] Deka
    I-It's not enough...
[12:38] Deka
    Considering your physical condition,
    I'm going to be honest.
[12:43] Deka
    This is nowhere near enough
    to cure Okiku-chan's eyes.
[12:51] Deka
    Even if I contribute my life savings...
[12:55] Deka
    I received a message earlier.
[12:57] Deka
    Dr. Kershaw will be leaving
    Japan tomorrow night.
[13:03] Deka
    So it's...
[13:11] Kiku
    Mister—
[13:12] Deka
    Hey!
[13:13] Deka
    You can't push yourself any further!
[13:24] Iyami
    Lend me some money, please! Me needs money!
[13:30] Iyami
    Me begs you!
[13:32] Iyami
    Help us! Please!
[13:34] Son
    Dad...
[13:34] Iyami
    Anybody, please! Help us!
[13:37] Lady
    It's not like I can do anything...
[13:40] Iyami
    Me is sorry for everything!
    Me is really sorry!
[13:44] Iyami
    So, please! Me needs money!
[13:50] Iyami
    Me wants money!
SIGN    Chibita Building
[14:13] All
    Bro!
SIGN    Starving Town
SIGN    Fruit
[14:33] Oso
    Who has time for this?
[14:35] Ichi
    Not me!
[14:36] Choro
    That stupid runt!
    Always treating us like trash.
[14:40] Choro
    Apparently he's coming to town
    with a ton of money again tonight.
[14:43] Todo
    A ton of money?
[14:45] Choro
    Yeah. One million, he said.
[14:46] Both
    One million?!
[14:48] Choro
    I hope someone just robs him blind!
[14:51] Ichi
    He's so tiny that if someone robbed him,
[14:52] Ichi
    they could probably run
    off with the money quick!
[14:54] Todo
    True!
[14:57] Todo
    Hey, when's he coming by?
[15:00] Choro
    Oh, I think he said...
[15:11] Iyami
    M-Money... G-Give me your money...
[15:15] Chibi
    Hey.
[15:15] Six
    Yes?
[15:17] Chibi
    He's not attacking at all.
[15:19] Chibi
    The heck's going on?
[15:21] Ichi
    He's really scared.
[15:22] ---
    Totally scared.
[15:23] Iyami
    Y-Your money...
[15:24] Todo
    Hey...
[15:25] Todo
    Wouldn't it have been easier to just
    give him the money, Chibita-san?
[15:29] Chibi
    You idjit! There'd be no point then!
[15:32] Chibi
    Okiku-chan wants him to cure her eyes!
[15:35] Chibi
    Osomatsu, go.
[15:36] Oso
    What?!
[15:37] Chibi
    We'll never get anywhere at this rate.
[15:40] chibi
    Put on some act so he can
    easily take this money.
[15:44] Oso
    What? Seriously?
[15:48] Iyami
    G-Give me your money!
[15:50] Oso
    A robber!
[15:52] Oso
    I'm scared! No!
[15:54] Chibi
    How bad are you?!
[15:55] Jyu
    A robber! I'm not gonna fight back!
[15:59] Jyu
    He can take all my money!
[16:00] Chibi
    You suck!
[16:02] Kara
    I give up. Just take this money
    and cure Okiku-chan's eyes.
[16:06] Chibi
    You're not supposed to say that, you idjit!
[16:09] All
    We're surrounded by idiots!
[16:11] Chibi
    Oh, forget this!
[16:15] Chibi
    Y-You got me!
[16:17] Six
    You got us!
[16:25] Chibi
    Okay, good. Now...
[16:30] Chibi
    He's already...
[16:36] Police
    What's wrong?
[16:36] Chibi
    It's the fuzz!
[16:39] All
    Oh, crap!
[16:42] Guy
    Th-That money! Did you...
[16:45] All
    No, no, no, no, no!
[16:47] All
    You've got the wrong idea!
[16:49] Popo
    There's a robber!
[16:51] All
    You've got it all wrong!
[16:55] Popo
    Stay back!
[16:57] Popo
    Leave this to us!
[17:01] Chibi
    H-How did it end up like this? Damn it!
[17:05] Chibi
    Someone save us!
[17:14] Guy
    You again?!
[17:15] Guy
    How dare you go...
[17:16] Guy
    ...stealing other people's stuff again?!
[17:18] Toto
    We're going to get you this time!
[17:20] All
    Iyami!
[17:25] Popo
    No, uh, it's okay now. We caught the robber.
[17:33] Popo
    H-Hey...
[17:34] Guy
    Just one moment. He's been a
    nuisance to us for a long time!
[17:38] Lady
    Let us get him back!
[17:40] Popo
    What are you—
[17:41] Dayon
    He dropped something.
[17:43] Popo
    Deal with that later.
[17:45] Popo
    It stinks!
[17:46] Hata
    Have some candy, jo.
[17:47] Popo
    Move!
[17:48] Toto
    You're so cute. Let's go on a date.
[17:51] Popo
    Hey...
[17:51] Guy
    Iyami!
[18:03] Chibi
    E-Everyone...
[18:08] Todo
    Iyami!
[18:10] Jyushi
    You have to hurry!
[18:11] Kara
    The doctor from America is
    leaving on the train, isn't he?
[18:13] Oso
    We can go deliver this money—
[18:16] Chibi
    No!
[18:18] Chibi
    Hey, get up.
[18:20] Chibi
    Run! Okiku-chan's waiting
    for you at the station!
[18:29] Chibi
    The hell?! You idjit!
[18:30] Chibi
    You promised her, didn't you?!
[18:51] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[19:03] Iyami
    The money's mine! Sheeeh!
[19:06] All
    Iyami!
[19:17] Popo
    There he is!
[19:18] Popo
    Hold it!
[19:39] ---
    Halt!
SIGN    Some Years Later
SIGN    Sunrise Cafeteria
SIGN    No Trespassing
SIGN    Iyami
SIGN    Iyami Flower Boutique
SIGN    Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
[23:39] Ichi
    You guys know this, don't you?
[23:41] Ichi
    You're not supposed to
    give chocolate to cats.
[23:43] Ichi
    This is really important.
[23:45] Ichi
    But you know...
[23:46] Ichi
    No one ever said you can't
    give me any chocolates.
SIGN    "Ventriloquism" "Valentine's Day" etc.
[23:50] Ichi
    Well?
[23:51] Ichi
    Well? Well?!