# E18 - Iyami, Alone in the Wind
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***SIGN*** "Iyami, Alone in the Wind"
***SIGN*** Starving Town
***SIGN*** Fruit
***SIGN*** Green Grocer Yowai's Fish Shop
**[00:39] Toto**
Thanks! Come again!
**[00:41] Hata**
Jo, jo, jo, jo!
**[00:44] Guy**
The poor are never bored.
***SIGN*** Green Grocer
***SIGN*** Shochikubai
**[01:06] Dayon**
Pay your rent. Wake up.
**[01:10] Iyami**
Say what?
**[01:12] Dayon**
Your rent.
**[01:14] Iyami**
Me doesn't have any money.
Me will give you something better.
**[01:19] Dayon**
What's this?
**[01:20] Iyami**
It's poop.
**[01:22] Dayon**
It stinks!
**[01:30] Guy**
Hey!
**[01:31] Guy**
Stop!
**[01:33] Totoko**
Hey!
**[01:34] All**
Iyami!
**[01:37] Iyami**
Only stupid people work!
**[01:40] Iyami**
Me may not have any money,
but me is still faster than all of you!
**[01:46] Iyami**
Not bad.
**[01:51] Oso**
Out of the way!
**[01:53] Choro**
Make way!
**[01:55] Kara**
The hero of this town,
Chibita-san, is coming through!
**[01:58] Todo**
Welcome back, Chibita-san!
**[02:00] Both**
Bro!
**[02:04] Chibi**
I'm starving.
**[02:05] Chibi**
You guys can eat, too...
If any of it falls on the ground.
**[02:09] Toto**
How dare you mock us?!
**[02:12] Iyami**
All mine!
**[02:16] Chibi**
H-He actually ate it!
**[02:19] Iyami**
Drop some more.
**[02:21] Chibi**
Here.
**[02:22] Iyami**
Next, me will eat it this way!
**[02:24] Chibi**
Here!
**[02:26] Iyami**
Hup!
**[02:27] Chibi**
Here!
**[02:28] Iyami**
Me is going for it!
**[02:40] Lady**
How disgusting.
**[02:43] Lady**
Isn't he ashamed of himself?
**[02:44] Iyami**
Shut up, you old hags!
**[02:52] Kiku**
Would anyone like any flowers?
I have flowers.
**[02:56] Kiku**
Would you like any?
**[03:02] Kiku**
I-I'm so sorry!
**[03:06] Iyami**
Hey, you.
**[03:09] Iyami**
Are you blind?
**[03:11] Kiku**
Oh... Yes.
**[03:19] Iyami**
This is all of them.
**[03:21] Kiku**
Thank you!
**[03:26] Kiku**
Say, mister. Will you buy some flowers?
**[03:30] Iyami**
How much are they?
**[03:32] Kiku**
One is five yen.
**[03:33] Iyami**
Five yen... The one me
picked up earlier is...
**[03:39] Iyami**
Me will give you this 50 yen,
so give me change.
***SIGN*** Five Yen
**[03:44] Kiku**
I don't have any change...
**[03:47] Kiku**
I haven't been able to sell any yet today,
so I don't have any money...
**[03:52] Iyami**
Oh, me doesn't need any change, then!
**[03:54] Iyami**
You can just have it.
**[03:55] Kiku**
Really?
**[03:56] Iyami**
Yeah, totally.
**[04:01] Kiku**
Thank you! You're a nice person, mister.
**[04:05] Iyami**
N...
**[04:06] Iyami**
Nice person?
**[04:08] Iyami**
Sheeeh! No one's ever said that to me before!
**[04:17] Kiku**
Mister?
**[04:18] Iyami**
Oh, it's nothing! Out of curiosity,
why are you selling these flowers?
**[04:30] Iyami**
I see...
**[04:32] Iyami**
Must've been rough.
**[04:34] Kiku**
Both my mom and my dad died then.
**[04:50] Iyami**
What a cruel world.
**[04:52] Iyami**
Well, good luck.
**[04:54] Kiku**
Wait!
**[04:57] Kiku**
I want to give you another one to thank you.
**[05:03] Iyami**
She sure has it rough for a kid.
**[05:08] Jerk**
Watch where you're going, you jerk!
**[05:13] Iyami**
Are you okay? Are you hurt?
**[05:15] Kiku**
The flowers... My flowers...
**[05:18] Kiku**
I'm so sorry... And you just
picked them up for me, too...
**[05:25] Iyami**
Don't worry about picking them up.
**[05:28] Kiku**
Huh?
**[05:29] Iyami**
You should come with me.
**[05:32] Iyami**
Me is also poor, but from now on,
me will be on your side!
**[05:36] Iyami**
Problem solved!
**[05:51] Iyami**
What's your name, little girl?
**[05:53] Kiku**
It's Kiku.
**[05:55] Iyami**
Okiku-chan. What a pure name.
**[05:58] Kiku**
What about you, mister?
**[05:59] Iyami**
It's Iyami.
**[06:01] Kiku**
What do you look like?
**[06:06] Iyami**
A very handsome gentleman.
**[06:09] Both**
You?
**[06:12] Iyami**
Shoo! Shoo, shoo!
**[06:16] Deka**
I see.
**[06:19] Deka**
With the proper treatment,
her eyes will recover just fine.
**[06:24] Deka**
But the task is too great for me.
**[06:26] Deka**
However, there is hope!
**[06:29] Deka**
But I forgot what that hope was.
**[06:33] Deka**
I'm just kidding!
**[06:35] Deka**
There's only one way to cure
this little girl's eyes!
**[06:38] Deka**
You need to get the help of
the famous American doctor
**[06:41] Deka**
who's visiting Japan right now, Dr. Kershaw.
**[06:43] Deka**
He might be able to use the latest
technology from his homeland to help you.
**[06:50] Deka**
But that's going to cost a fortune.
**[06:54] Deka**
Do you have money?
**[06:59] Iyami**
L-Leave it to me!
**[07:03] Kiku**
Mister!
**[07:06] Guy**
*All right, all you losers out there.*
**[07:09] Guy**
* Did someone important*
* yell at you again today?*
***SIGN*** Chibita Pro Wrestling
**[07:12] Guy**
* The bloody death match of Chibita*
* Pro Wresting is about to begin.*
**[07:16] Guy**
* If you can defeat this ultimate wrestler*
* Chibita-san chose himself,*
**[07:18] Guy**
*you can win one million yen!*
**[07:22] Guy**
*But we haven't had a single victor yet.*
**[07:24] Guy**
* When will someone appear*
* to break that record?*
**[07:27] Guy**
*And our contender tonight is...*
**[07:31] Guy**
*this man!*
**[07:35] Chibi**
Yeah, that guy's dead.
***SIGN*** Prize Money
**[07:38] Six**
Yeah, he is.
**[07:40] Kiku**
You can do it, mister!
**[07:43] Kiku**
Don't lose, mister!
**[07:47] Chibi**
Wh-Who's that cutie?
**[07:50] Chibi**
Hey! Who is she, you idjits?!
**[07:52] Chibi**
And why is she cheering
for a loser like that?
**[07:56] Chibi**
What's their relationship?!
**[07:56] Kiku**
You can do it!
**[07:59] Guy**
*And it's begun!*
**[08:03] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[08:07] Iyami**
Sheh! Sh-Sh-Sheh!
**[08:14] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[08:28] Guy**
*And there you have it.*
**[08:32] Iyami**
Special technique...
**[08:34] Iyami**
Sheeeh Hold!
**[08:38] Guy**
*Oh, it looks like the tables have turned!*
**[08:40] Guy**
* Is he going to give up?*
* Will Iyami finally win the one million?*
**[08:45] Kiku**
Mister!
**[08:47] Chibi**
Give me that!
**[08:48] Chibi**
You pauper! Who do you think you are?!
**[08:53] Iyami**
My eyes! My eyes!
**[08:55] Iyami**
My eyes!
**[09:05] Guy**
*And this time, the match is over for good.*
**[09:10] Iyami**
Me is so mad! Me was so close!
**[09:14] Iyami**
That stupid runt!
**[09:16] Deka**
You just hit my head.
**[09:18] Iyami**
Me can't see!
**[09:21] Kiku**
Don't worry about me anymore, mister.
**[09:25] Iyami**
You can't give up.
**[09:27] Kiku**
Huh?
**[09:28] Iyami**
Me now fully understands your pain.
**[09:33] Iyami**
Me will cure your eyes, no matter what.
**[09:37] Deka**
That's me.
**[09:38] ---**
Thank you, mister!
**[09:40] ---**
That's me.
***SIGN*** Fruit
***SIGN*** Starving Town
***SIGN*** Starving Town
***SIGN*** Fruit
**[09:49] ---**
Sheeeh!
**[09:50] Guy**
Iyami is actually...
**[09:52] ---**
Sheeeh!
**[09:53] Lady**
...working?!
**[09:55] ---**
Sheeeh!
**[09:56] Guy**
He's doing actual work?!
**[09:59] People**
Sheeeh!
**[10:01] Toto**
I guess you just never know.
**[10:04] Toto**
Because that failure met that little girl,
he actually became a decent person.
**[10:08] Guy**
That's amazing... I'm impressed.
**[10:12] Chibi**
The hell's so great about that?
**[10:14] Chibi**
Like he could ever earn the money
for her treatment doing that.
**[10:17] Chibi**
The one who's going to cure that girl's
eyes is me, the filthy rich Chibita!
**[10:21] Six**
You got it, bro!
**[10:27] Kiku**
I don't want it.
**[10:29] Chibi**
Wh-Why?!
**[10:30] Chibi**
I really like you, so I want you
to use it however you want!
**[10:36] Kiku**
My beloved Uncle Iyami is going to fix my eyes.
**[10:40] Oso**
Hey, come on, now.
**[10:43] Oso**
You're just going to ignore Bro's kindness?
**[10:46] Choro**
Not to mention, Chibita-san's
way better than that poor—
**[10:49] Chibi**
Knock it off!
**[10:52] Chibi**
You actually believe in that guy?
**[10:57] Kiku**
Yes.
**[11:01] Chibi**
Sorry for wasting your time.
**[11:04] Chibi**
Come on, fellas.
**[11:05] Ichi**
Wait, are you sure?
**[11:07] Choro**
Chibita-san!
**[11:08] Jyu**
Bro!
***SIGN*** No
Trespassing
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[12:07] Iyami**
M-Me has now worked enough for a lifetime...
**[12:13] Iyami**
Now me doesn't have to work ever again.
**[12:17] Iyami**
Aren't you jealous?
**[12:22] Kiku**
Mister...
**[12:24] Iyami**
Use it.
**[12:28] Kiku**
Thank you...
**[12:29] Kiku**
Thank you so much!
**[12:35] Deka**
I-It's not enough...
**[12:38] Deka**
Considering your physical condition,
I'm going to be honest.
**[12:43] Deka**
This is nowhere near enough
to cure Okiku-chan's eyes.
**[12:51] Deka**
Even if I contribute my life savings...
**[12:55] Deka**
I received a message earlier.
**[12:57] Deka**
Dr. Kershaw will be leaving
Japan tomorrow night.
**[13:03] Deka**
So it's...
**[13:11] Kiku**
Mister—
**[13:12] Deka**
Hey!
**[13:13] Deka**
You can't push yourself any further!
**[13:24] Iyami**
Lend me some money, please! Me needs money!
**[13:30] Iyami**
Me begs you!
**[13:32] Iyami**
Help us! Please!
**[13:34] Son**
Dad...
**[13:34] Iyami**
Anybody, please! Help us!
**[13:37] Lady**
It's not like I can do anything...
**[13:40] Iyami**
Me is sorry for everything!
Me is really sorry!
**[13:44] Iyami**
So, please! Me needs money!
**[13:50] Iyami**
Me wants money!
***SIGN*** Chibita Building
**[14:13] All**
Bro!
***SIGN*** Starving Town
***SIGN*** Fruit
**[14:33] Oso**
Who has time for this?
**[14:35] Ichi**
Not me!
**[14:36] Choro**
That stupid runt!
Always treating us like trash.
**[14:40] Choro**
Apparently he's coming to town
with a ton of money again tonight.
**[14:43] Todo**
A ton of money?
**[14:45] Choro**
Yeah. One million, he said.
**[14:46] Both**
One million?!
**[14:48] Choro**
I hope someone just robs him blind!
**[14:51] Ichi**
He's so tiny that if someone robbed him,
**[14:52] Ichi**
they could probably run
off with the money quick!
**[14:54] Todo**
True!
**[14:57] Todo**
Hey, when's he coming by?
**[15:00] Choro**
Oh, I think he said...
**[15:11] Iyami**
M-Money... G-Give me your money...
**[15:15] Chibi**
Hey.
**[15:15] Six**
Yes?
**[15:17] Chibi**
He's not attacking at all.
**[15:19] Chibi**
The heck's going on?
**[15:21] Ichi**
He's really scared.
**[15:22] ---**
Totally scared.
**[15:23] Iyami**
Y-Your money...
**[15:24] Todo**
Hey...
**[15:25] Todo**
Wouldn't it have been easier to just
give him the money, Chibita-san?
**[15:29] Chibi**
You idjit! There'd be no point then!
**[15:32] Chibi**
Okiku-chan wants *him* to cure her eyes!
**[15:35] Chibi**
Osomatsu, go.
**[15:36] Oso**
What?!
**[15:37] Chibi**
We'll never get anywhere at this rate.
**[15:40] chibi**
Put on some act so he can
easily take this money.
**[15:44] Oso**
What? Seriously?
**[15:48] Iyami**
G-Give me your money!
**[15:50] Oso**
A robber!
**[15:52] Oso**
I'm scared! No!
**[15:54] Chibi**
How bad are you?!
**[15:55] Jyu**
A robber! I'm not gonna fight back!
**[15:59] Jyu**
He can take all my money!
**[16:00] Chibi**
You suck!
**[16:02] Kara**
I give up. Just take this money
and cure Okiku-chan's eyes.
**[16:06] Chibi**
You're not supposed to say that, you idjit!
**[16:09] All**
We're surrounded by idiots!
**[16:11] Chibi**
Oh, forget this!
**[16:15] Chibi**
Y-You got me!
**[16:17] Six**
You got us!
**[16:25] Chibi**
Okay, good. Now...
**[16:30] Chibi**
He's already...
**[16:36] Police**
What's wrong?
**[16:36] Chibi**
It's the fuzz!
**[16:39] All**
Oh, crap!
**[16:42] Guy**
Th-That money! Did you...
**[16:45] All**
No, no, no, no, no!
**[16:47] All**
You've got the wrong idea!
**[16:49] Popo**
There's a robber!
**[16:51] All**
You've got it all wrong!
**[16:55] Popo**
Stay back!
**[16:57] Popo**
Leave this to us!
**[17:01] Chibi**
H-How did it end up like this? Damn it!
**[17:05] Chibi**
Someone save us!
**[17:14] Guy**
You again?!
**[17:15] Guy**
How dare you go...
**[17:16] Guy**
...stealing other people's stuff again?!
**[17:18] Toto**
We're going to get you this time!
**[17:20] All**
Iyami!
**[17:25] Popo**
No, uh, it's okay now. We caught the robber.
**[17:33] Popo**
H-Hey...
**[17:34] Guy**
Just one moment. He's been a
nuisance to us for a long time!
**[17:38] Lady**
Let us get him back!
**[17:40] Popo**
What are you—
**[17:41] Dayon**
He dropped something.
**[17:43] Popo**
Deal with that later.
**[17:45] Popo**
It stinks!
**[17:46] Hata**
Have some candy, jo.
**[17:47] Popo**
Move!
**[17:48] Toto**
You're so cute. Let's go on a date.
**[17:51] Popo**
Hey...
**[17:51] Guy**
Iyami!
**[18:03] Chibi**
E-Everyone...
**[18:08] Todo**
Iyami!
**[18:10] Jyushi**
You have to hurry!
**[18:11] Kara**
The doctor from America is
leaving on the train, isn't he?
**[18:13] Oso**
We can go deliver this money—
**[18:16] Chibi**
No!
**[18:18] Chibi**
Hey, get up.
**[18:20] Chibi**
Run! Okiku-chan's waiting
for you at the station!
**[18:29] Chibi**
The hell?! You idjit!
**[18:30] Chibi**
You promised her, didn't you?!
**[18:51] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[19:03] Iyami**
The money's mine! Sheeeh!
**[19:06] All**
Iyami!
**[19:17] Popo**
There he is!
**[19:18] Popo**
Hold it!
**[19:39] ---**
Halt!
***SIGN*** Some Years Later
***SIGN*** Sunrise Cafeteria
***SIGN*** No Trespassing
***SIGN*** Iyami
***SIGN*** Iyami Flower Boutique
***SIGN*** Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
**[23:39] Ichi**
You guys know this, don't you?
**[23:41] Ichi**
You're not supposed to
give chocolate to cats.
**[23:43] Ichi**
This is really important.
**[23:45] Ichi**
But you know...
**[23:46] Ichi**
No one ever said you can't
give *me* any chocolates.
***SIGN*** "Ventriloquism" "Valentine's Day" etc.
**[23:50] Ichi**
Well?
**[23:51] Ichi**
Well? Well?!