E20 - Persimmons

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SIGN    "Let's Buy Them"
[00:11] Oso
    They took down the partition...
[00:14] Todo
    ...so they're right out in the open.
SIGN    Barely There Hyaluronic Acid
SIGN    Harely There Super Thin
SIGN    Magnum
[00:18] Oso
    Damn it. What the hell?
[00:20] Oso
    What are they trying to tell us?
[00:22] Oso
    They're looking right at us!
[00:24] Todo
    What is this pressure?
    Why am I feeling so worked up?
[00:27] Todo
    Damn it! Stop looking at us!
    What are you trying to say?
[00:31] Oso
    I mean, we...
[00:33] Todo
    I mean, we...
[00:41] Todo
    Wanna buy them?
[00:43] Oso
    T-Totty! What are you saying?!
[00:46] Todo
    Let's just buy them already!
[00:47] Todo
    There's no point in cowering
    forever like this!
[00:50] Oso
    Y-You can't mean we should
    actually buy them!
[00:52] Oso
    B-But that's...
[00:56] Todo
    Why are your knees quaking?!
     How pathetic are you?
[00:59] Todo
    We're going to use them someday!
[01:00] Todo
    So we can just buy them now!
    We'll need them someday!
[01:04] Oso
    B-But... I mean... They're sort of expensive.
[01:07] Todo
    We're gonna use them someday!
[01:09] Todo
    Aren't you going to use them?!
[01:10] Oso
    I am...
[01:11] Todo
    Do you plan on never using them?!
[01:13] Oso
    No...
[01:14] Todo
    You'll use them someday, right?
[01:15] Oso
    Yeah!
[01:15] Todo
    So let's buy them right now!
[01:17] Todo
    Let's both pitch in!
[01:25] Oso
    All right. I'll buy them.
[01:28] Todo
    Well said!
[01:29] Todo
    Don't underestimate us!
     We're gonna buy you!
[01:32] Oso
    And we'll use you!
[01:34] Todo
    We'll use this opportunity to
    finally take a step forward!
[01:36] Oso
    Yeah!
[01:37] Todo
    We're gonna buy you!
[01:38] Oso
    Yeah!
SIGN    Barely There Hyaluronic Acid
SIGN    Harely There Super Thin
SIGN    Magnum
[01:40] Both
    We're gonna buy you!
SIGN    End
SIGN    Matsuno Choromatsu Memorial Hall
[03:26] Sign
    National
SIGN    Matsuno Choromatsu Memorial Hall
SIGN    "Choromatsu Memorial Hall"
SIGN    Celebrating
    Matsuno Choromatsu
    Memorial Hall
[03:36] Todo
    "Matsuno Choromatsu Memorial Hall"?
[03:39] Choro
    Good day, everyone.
[03:40] Choro
    I'm the director of the Matsuno Choromatsu
    Memorial Hall, Matsuno Choromatsu.
[03:44] Choro
    I am truly grateful to see
    the coming of this glorious day.
[03:50] Choro
    You may be wondering why
    this building came to be.
[03:54] Choro
    We believe that society's assessment of
    Matsuno Choromatsu is rather unjust.
[03:58] Choro
    He deserves far more praise.
[04:01] Choro
    We therefore built this establishment
    here, where he was born,
[04:04] Choro
    to tell later generations of his exploits.
[04:07] Todo
    The hell is he talking about?
[04:09] Choro
    Who actually built this building?
[04:11] Choro
    Yes! It was I!
[04:13] Todo
    Yeah, no shit.
[04:15] Choro
    It will open on March 3rd
    in the third year of Reiwa.
[04:18] Choro
    We're going for all threes
    because he's the third Matsuno son.
[04:20] Choro
    This will be on the test, so remember it.
[04:22] Todo
    No, seriously, what?
[04:24] choro
    Now, let us go inside.
[04:29] Choro
    Please, come in. Admission is free.
[04:33] Todo
    When the hell did he build
    all this in our basement?
SIGN    Matsuno Choromatsu
[04:37] Choro
    This is a full-body bronze
    statue of Matsuno Choromatsu.
[04:40] Todo
    Huh?
[04:40] Choro
    Just look at how fit he is.
[04:42] Choro
    You can truly tell how
    stoic and earnest he is.
[04:46] Todo
    What's fit about him?
    That's definitely a muffin-top.
[04:49] Choro
    You can take your commemorative
    photos right here.
[05:00] Choro
    There you are.
[05:01] Choro
    You can now be Matsuno Choromatsu, too.
[05:03] Choro
    Congratulations!
[05:06] Choro
    As you know, Matsuno Choromatsu
    is a master of retorts.
[05:10] Choro
    So here is a series of pictures
    depicting his elegant form.
[05:14] Choro
    Such force. How beautiful.
[05:17] Choro
    His retorts constantly lead his very stupid
[05:19] Choro
    and useless brothers down the right path.
[05:23] Choro
    He's ever reliable. He should be
    thanked for his distinguished service.
SIGN    The Matsuno Choromatsu Retort Experience
[05:28] Choro
    Now, let us experience these
    masterful retorts ourselves.
[05:32] Choro
    Go right ahead. It's free.
[05:34] Todo
    Huh?
[05:38] Choro
    Why the hell?!
[05:40] Choro
    You went to see some shrimp?
[05:41] Choro
    I'd rather set my ass hair on fire than
[05:43] Choro
    care about what color your
    nails are, you uggo!
[05:45] Choro
    Fantastic!
[05:47] Todo
    That last one wasn't a retort.
[05:48] Todo
    Also, I'm so sorry,
    Salmon and Pickled Plum.
[05:52] Choro
    These are the glasses
    he wore in high school.
[05:55] Todo
    Don't put trash like that on display.
[05:57] Choro
    Here are his test answer sheets.
    He always got excellent marks.
[06:00] Todo
    He's totally lying about these scores.
    He was an absolute moron!
[06:03] Choro
    This is the first figure
    he ever put together.
[06:05] Todo
    Don't display that.
[06:06] Choro
    This is perfection. Matsuno Choromatsu
    is brimming with talent.
[06:11] Todo
    Yeah, no. You're speaking
    way too highly of yourself.
[06:13] Choro
    As you can see, he is also a man of culture.
SIGN    Nya
[06:17] Choro
    He is a man of many hobbies.
[06:19] Todo
    Okay, nerd.
SIGN    2017 Tax Form
[06:20] Choro
    This is the first tax filing he submitted.
[06:24] Choro
    "You mustn't be a NEET at heart!"
SIGN    2017 Tax Form
[06:27] Choro
    You can hear him say that in your heart.
[06:30] Todo
    I have no idea what you're saying.
    I keep saying this.
[06:34] Choro
    He always fearlessly changed his appearance.
[06:36] Choro
    Everyone acknowledged how courageous
    he was and this look was a hit!
[06:44] Choro
    Allow me to repeat that last part.
     It was a hit.
[06:48] Choro
    It was an absolute hit.
[06:50] Choro
    H-I-T.
[06:52] Todo
    I get it already! You're creeping me out!
[06:54] Choro
    Matsuno Choromatsu has left
    so many relics in this world.
[06:59] Todo
    You clearly don't know what relics are.
[07:00] Choro
    This one here is truly amazing!
    The Konden Einen Shizai Law!
[07:04] Todo
    What?!
[07:04] Choro
    Established in the 15th
    year of the Tenpyo Era,
[07:06] Choro
    this was the blueprint for the
    manorial system that came to follow.
[07:10] Todo
    You had nothing to do with this!
[07:12] Todo
    Don't try to edit yourself into history!
[07:14] Choro
    He then traveled around
    the world to find himself.
[07:18] Choro
    He was finally able to achieve nirvana
    and free himself of worldly thoughts.
[07:22] Choro
    Remarkable! He was free
    of all human desires!
[07:26] Todo
    You haven't been freed at all!
[07:27] Todo
    This whole hall is filled with
    nothing but those desires!
SIGN    Choromage
SIGN    Choromedia
[07:30] Todo
    Yikes.
SIGN    The Story of Choro Through Manga
SIGN    Choro Record (Part 1)
[07:33] Todo
    What the hell?!
[07:36] Todo
    That's just scary!
[07:37] Choro
    Our final piece is the legendary
    self-awareness rising ball.
[07:42] Choro
    His empyreal and proud mind was able
    to create a miracle such as this.
[07:47] Choro
    It is alive.
[07:50] Choro
    How did you like it?
[07:51] Choro
    This remarkable figure
    named Matsuno Choromatsu
[07:53] Choro
    continues to grow by the day,
    and he got to where he is today
[07:56] Choro
    without letting all the haters get him down.
[07:58] Choro
    He is loved by many and hogged all
    the trust and popularity for himself.
[08:03] Choro
    Now, let us sing his praises!
[08:05] Choro
    Long live Matsuno Choromatsu!
[08:07] Choro
    Huzzah!
[08:09] Choro
    Huzzah!
[08:09] Choro
    Huzzah!
[08:11] Choro
    Huzzah!
[08:11] ---
    Huzzah!
[08:13] ---
    Yay!
[08:14] Choro
    Up next...
[08:15] Todo
    There's more?!
[08:16] Choro
    These are relics of Matsuno
    Choromatsu's past.
[08:20] Choro
    Now, let us see what he has
    in store for the future.
[08:23] Todo
    Th-The future? What do you mean?!
[08:24] Todo
    I'm scared! I might just die!
SIGN    Future Corner
[08:30] Todo
    This is the suit he wore on his first day
    at work when, out of all the brothers,
[08:34] Todo
    he succeeded in getting a job first!
[08:36] Todo
    What?!
[08:37] Choro
    I worked so hard. I get teary-eyed
    thinking back on the future...
[08:42] Todo
    Exactly how do you look back on
    the future? What's going on?
[08:45] Todo
    I keep saying this, but...
[08:48] Choro
    Oh, gosh! How embarrassing!
SIGN    Choro's First Date
[08:50] Choro
    This is a commemorative photo that I took
    on my first date with my girlfriend!
[08:56] Choro
    It was so much fun! I was
    enjoying my youth so much!
[08:59] Choro
    This is the scarf she knitted
    for me for my birthday!
SIGN    Historical Present
SIGN    Choro
SIGN    Historical Dishes
[09:04] Choro
    She made me all kinds
    of homemade meals, too...
[09:07] Choro
    And wrote oh-so-many love letters!
SIGN    Historical Love Letters
[09:11] Choro
    My trophy for my 1,000th conquest.
    I just couldn't keep the ladies away.
[09:14] Choro
    Who knew I was such a playboy?
SIGN    Asia
[09:17] Choro
    And then I reached number one in Asia.
[09:20] Choro
    You heard me. Asia.
    That's basically worldwide. Wow.
[09:23] Choro
    And then I got the Choromatsu Award
    five years in a row, making history!
[09:28] Choro
    You don't see anyone getting this
    award that many times in a row.
[09:30] Choro
    Anyone can get just one.
[09:32] Choro
    It's staying on top that's hard,
    which makes this impressive.
[09:35] Choro
    That's so awesome!
[09:37] Choro
    And then I got the Nobel Prize, became
    the prime minister, then the president,
[09:41] Choro
    appeared on the Kouhaku Music Festival,
    and then made my home on the Moon!
[09:44] Choro
    All praise Matsuno Choromatsu!
[09:46] Choro
    Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzza—
[09:53] Choro
    Stop!
[09:55] Choro
    Don't burn it all down!
[09:57] Choro
    My memorial hall! My memorial hall!
[10:00] Choro
    My...
[10:02] Choro
    memorial hall!
SIGN    End
SIGN    "Ear Cleaning"
[10:12] Oso
    Could you lie down already,
    my dear Karamatsu-kun?
[10:16] Oso
    I wanna go to pachinko.
[10:17] Oso
    Let's get this ear cleaning over with.
[10:21] Oso
    Come on.
[10:24] Oso
    What are you doing?
[10:25] Oso
    You can't clean out your own ears
    because it weirds you out, right?
[10:28] Oso
    But the inside of your ear has been
    bothering you since yesterday.
[10:30] Oso
    You're too embarrassed to tell anyone
    else that you can't clean your ear,
[10:34] Oso
    so you came to me, right?
[10:36] Oso
    Get over here already, then.
    Let's get this over with.
[10:39] Kara
    I-I'm worried.
[10:41] Oso
    Huh? About what?
[10:42] Kara
    You.
[10:43] Oso
    Huh?
[10:44] Kara
    I hate to say it after I asked you to do this,
[10:46] Kara
    but I didn't pick you because I wanted to.
[10:49] Kara
    It was a process of elimination.
    Negative selection.
[10:52] Kara
    I hate to say it after I asked you
    to do this, but you're so half-assed.
[10:56] Kara
    Should I have asked you to clean my ears?
    Are my ears going to be okay?
[11:00] Kara
    I'm pretty sure they won't be.
[11:02] Kara
    I hate to say it after I asked you to do this,
[11:04] Kara
    but my gut is telling me not to let
    someone like you clean my ears.
[11:08] Oso
    I'm going to pachinko.
[11:10] Kara
    I'm sorry! Please wait, Osomatsu-niisan!
[11:12] Kara
    Pwease clean my ears!
[11:14] Oso
    Isn't that messed up?
     You asked me to do this, right?
[11:16] Kara
    Yes.
[11:17] Oso
    So why are you looking down on me?
[11:20] Kara
    I'm sorry. It's just a habit.
[11:21] Oso
    Tch.
[11:22] Oso
    Just hurry up and lie down already.
[11:24] Oso
    Let's get this over with.
[11:25] Kara
    Could you not say it like that?!
[11:27] Kara
    This has been bugging me for so long,
    and you saying that is really scary!
[11:31] Kara
    Ear cleaning seriously scares me!
[11:33] Kara
    Is that getting through to you?!
[11:35] Oso
    I got it.
[11:36] Kara
    Can you be gentle?
[11:38] Oso
    I can.
[11:39] Kara
    Really?
[11:40] Oso
    Yeah.
[11:41] Kara
    You won't mess around?
[11:42] Oso
    No.
[11:43] Kara
    You promise?
[11:44] Oso
    Yes.
[11:45] Kara
    You liar! You're not that dependable!
[11:47] Oso
    I'm going to pachinko.
[11:50] Kara
    I went too far! I'm sorry!
[11:52] Kara
    Pwease clean my ears for me!
[11:54] Oso
    You're really weird today.
    You asked me to do this, remember?
[11:58] Kara
    Ear cleaning scares me so much.
[12:00] Oso
    I get it already. I'll take
    it seriously and be gentle.
[12:04] Oso
    Just lie down already.
[12:09] Kara
    I'm so scared...
[12:13] Kara
    Osomatsu, um... Let me
    know when you're about to—
[12:17] Kara
    Whoa! Hey!
[12:19] Oso
    Huh?
[12:20] Kara
    Don't just ram it into my ear like that!
[12:22] Kara
    You need to tell me when
    you're about to start!
[12:24] Kara
    Don't just silently jab
    the earpick in there!
[12:27] Kara
    I told you how scared I am! I told you!
[12:31] Oso
    That was a no?
[12:32] Kara
    Big no!
[12:33] Oso
    My bad.
[12:34] Kara
    Ugh! This is what I'm talking about!
[12:36] Oso
    I'll tell you next time.
[12:38] Oso
    You don't need to stand up. Lie back
    down so we can get this over with.
[12:41] Kara
    Stop saying it like that.
    You saying that is scary.
[12:45] Oso
    Okay! Just lie down already!
[12:52] Oso
    Here I go.
[12:53] Kara
    Wait!
[12:53] Oso
    What now?
[12:55] Kara
    Please give me a countdown.
[12:56] Oso
    Ugh, you're such a pain.
[12:59] Oso
    10, 9, 8, 7...
[13:00] Kara
    You started that countdown way too fast!
[13:02] Kara
    If you're going to count down that fast,
[13:04] Kara
    you need a countdown to tell me
    you're about to count down—
[13:08] Kara
    Osomatsu, hold up! Hold up one second!
[13:11] Oso
    What?
[13:12] Kara
    Stop!
[13:13] Oso
    I did stop.
[13:14] Kara
    Wait, Osomatsu!
[13:16] Oso
    I am waiting.
[13:17] Kara
    I said wait!
[13:18] Oso
    I am waiting.
[13:18] Kara
    Wait!
[13:19] Oso
    I am, damn it!
[13:20] Kara
    Really? You're not gonna move?!
    Where's the earpick right now?
[13:24] Oso
    In the air.
[13:25] Kara
    Ugh, I'm scared! I'm so scared!
[13:28] Oso
    Shut up. Here I go.
[13:30] Kara
    Wait, wait! Oh, God, that's scary!
[13:34] Kara
    Osomatsu!
[13:36] Oso
    Shut up already.
[13:38] Oso
    Stop screaming! I can't concentrate.
[13:41] Oso
    Hey!
[13:44] Kara
    You did your best. Good work!
[13:46] Kara
    Thank you very much!
[13:48] Kara
    We can do my other ear another time.
[13:50] Oso
    But I haven't even cleaned the first one.
[13:53] Kara
    Huh?
[13:54] Oso
    I didn't get any earwax.
[13:56] Kara
    What?! The hell are you
    doing? You're useless!
[14:00] Oso
    It's not my fault!
[14:01] Oso
    How am I supposed to concentrate
    with you screaming at me?!
[14:05] Kara
    We have to do it again, then?
[14:06] Oso
    Pretty much.
[14:07] Kara
    This is why you suck, Osomatsu!
[14:10] Oso
    I'm going to pachinko.
[14:15] Oso
    I can't understand you!
[14:17] Oso
    No more noises from you.
    No more yelling. Promise.
[14:21] Kara
    Okay, I won't yell anymore. I promise.
[14:26] Oso
    You're totally yelling.
[14:29] Oso
    It's not in there anymore. Karamatsu.
[14:31] Kara
    I'm scared, I'm scared.
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[14:34] Oso
    Who are you apologizing to?
[14:37] Oso
    What am I supposed to do with this?
[14:39] Kara
    I've had enough! I can't! I'm done with you!
[14:43] Oso
    I should be done with you.
[14:45] Kara
    Well? Were you able to clean my ear?
[14:47] Oso
    Not at all.
[14:48] Kara
    You dumbass! You absolute dumbass!
[14:51] Oso
    You promised not to make any noise.
[15:00] Oso
    Yeah, there you go.
[15:01] Oso
    This is how you clean your ear.
     We're making progress.
[15:06] Kara
    Just be careful... with my eardrum.
[15:09] Oso
    Huh?
[15:13] Oso
    What? Does that hurt?
[15:15] Kara
    No, it feels nice.
[15:17] Oso
    Oh, okay.
[15:18] Oso
    Huh? There's something huge in there.
[15:21] Oso
    Want me to get it?
[15:22] Kara
    Yeah, get it. I wanna feel relief.
[15:24] Kara
    Just be careful of my eardrum.
[15:26] Oso
    What's an eardrum?
[15:27] Kara
    What?!
[15:31] Oso
    Tell me if it hurts.
[15:33] Kara
    I'm fine. That feels good.
[15:36] Oso
    Should I get it?
[15:37] Kara
    Yeah.
[15:38] Oso
    Here I go.
[15:39] Kara
    Okay.
[15:40] Oso
    There we go.
[15:50] Kara
    Man, that felt great!
[15:53] Kara
    Huh? Did you do something?
[15:58] Oso
    Nope. Nothing.
[15:59] Kara
    That felt great. Thank you!
[16:02] Kara
    One more time.
[16:03] Oso
    Huh? We're doing this again?
[16:05] Kara
    Come on, just do it.
[16:07] Kara
    Go on.
[16:10] Kara
    That feels nice. Yeah, right there.
[16:13] Kara
    Pick out the thing you're hitting, Osomatsu.
[16:16] Oso
    You want it out?
[16:17] Kara
    Yeah.
[16:18] Oso
    Are you sure?
[16:19] Kara
    Yes!
[16:20] Oso
    You got it.
[16:23] Kara
    Man, that felt great!
[16:27] Kara
    Did you do something?
[16:28] Oso
    Nope. Nothing.
[16:29] Kara
    That's weird. I only remember
    part of this happening.
[16:32] Kara
    Well, whatever. One more time.
[16:34] Oso
    Isn't that enough?!
[16:36] Oso
    Weren't you scared of ear cleaning?
[16:38] Kara
    I'm over it now. Weird, huh?
[16:40] Oso
    Uh...
[16:41] Kara
    Just do it.
[16:44] Kara
    Yeah! Right there! That's the
    motherload! Osomatsu! Go for it!
[16:48] Oso
    Want me to get it?
[16:49] Kara
    Go for it!
[16:49] Oso
    Okay, I'm going.
[16:50] Kara
    Get it!
[16:54] Oso
    It all came out!
SIGN    End
SIGN    Akatsuka Hospital
SIGN    "Persimmons"
SIGN    Hatabou
[17:16] Dekapan
    How are you feeling?
[17:19] Dekapan
    Make sure you eat and move around lots
     so you can get better soon.
[17:26] Hata
    I'm going to die, jo.
[17:28] Hata
    I can tell, jo.
[17:30] Hata
    I'm not going to make it.
[17:32] Hata
    There's no hope for me, jo.
[17:34] Deka
    What are you talking about?
    You're gonna make it!
[17:37] Deka
    You need to keep trying! Don't give up!
[17:43] Hata
    Another one fell, jo.
[17:46] Hata
    Once all those persimmons fall,
[17:50] Hata
    I'll probably die, too, jo.
[17:55] Hata
    Another one fell, jo.
[17:58] Deka
    You can't stay stuff like that.
[18:00] Deka
    I'm going to make sure you
    get better, no matter what.
[18:03] Deka
    So no looking at those anymore.
[18:16] Deka
    What's all that ruckus?
[18:17] Ichi
    Shut your mouth, you quack!
[18:20] jyushi
    Cure me, damn it!
[18:22] Kara
    Don't kick your patients!
[18:25] Deka
    What in the world is going on?!
    This is a hospital!
[18:27] Ichi
    You jerk! What's the big idea,
    hiring this quack?!
[18:30] Jyushi
    He fell asleep during an operation!
[18:33] Iyami
    Well, me was tired.
[18:34] Kara
    He's always listening to the
    horse races with earphones, too!
[18:37] Iyami
    Well, me has a lot on the line.
[18:39] Ichi
    He renders medical diagnoses with graffiti!
SIGN    You Have
    Cancer
[18:42] Iyami
    They're easy to understand!
[18:43] Ichi
    He keeps killing one patient after another!
SIGN    Be quiet in the hallway
[18:46] Jyushi
    What do you think our lives are?!
[18:48] Iyami
    Well, you're all going to die, anyway.
[18:50] Iyami
    Do you all really want to live that long?
[18:53] Iyami
    What for? What's the point
    of living so long?
[18:57] Iyami
    Me could care less if you all live or die!
[19:02] Iyami
    Just croak already!
SIGN    Be quiet in the hallway
[19:04] Ichi
    Cure me!
[19:05] Iyami
    Die!
[19:06] Jyushi
    Cure me!
[19:07] Iyami
    Die!
SIGN    Consultation Room
[19:10] Deka
    And you call yourself a doctor?!
[19:13] Deka
    We've lost 80 patients since
    you came to this hospital!
[19:19] Iyami
    Me is shooting for a cool million!
[19:21] Iyami
    Let's see...
[19:23] Iyami
    Yeah, this one's a goner.
[19:25] Iyami
    No hope for this one.
[19:27] Iyami
    Give it three days.
[19:28] Iyami
    Five seconds here.
[19:30] Iyami
    What a pain.
[19:32] Iyami
    They're all going to die!
[19:37] Deka
    You're fired!
[19:50] Iyami
    Hey, you.
SIGN    Hatabou
[19:52] Iyami
    You haven't croaked yet?
[19:56] Iyami
    What is it?
[19:59] Hata
    There's only one left, jo.
[20:03] Hata
    When that last one falls to the ground...
[20:07] Hata
    I'm going to die, too, jo.
[20:15] Iyami
    Me will speed up the process!
SIGN    Hatabou
[20:19] Hata
    Stop, jo!
[20:20] Iyami
    Guess this is goodbye for you!
[20:24] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[20:30] Iyami
    Sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh!
SIGN    Hatabou
[20:33] Hata
    Don't!
[20:33] Iyami
    Sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh!
[20:53] Iyami
    Me is going to make it drop, no matter what.
[21:02] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
SIGN    Hatabou
[21:07] Iyami
    Take that! And that! And that!
[21:09] Iyami
    Fall!
[21:11] Iyami
    Fall down!
[21:15] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[21:18] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[21:22] Iyami
    Sheh! Sheh! Sheh!
[21:24] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[21:26] Iyami
    Sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh!
[21:31] Iyami
    Sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh!
[21:41] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
SIGN    Hatabou
[21:51] Deka
    What is it?
[21:55] Hata
    Doctor... I'm not going to give up, jo.
SIGN    Hatabou
[21:58] Hata
    I'm going to keep fighting
    until the end, jo!
SIGN    End
SIGN    Next time on
SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu
[23:40] Choro
    Choromatsu here.
[23:41] Choro
    Next week on Mr. Osomatsu,
    we have "Totoderella."
[23:44] Choro
    Yes. This is the story about Totoko-chan
    that the world's been waiting for.
[23:48] Choro
    You there, who didn't share that sentiment.
SIGN    "Totoderella" etc.
[23:51] Choro
    Too bad. You've been sentenced to death.