# E15 - Interview / The Life of Chibita's Flower
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**[00:01] Guy**
Pardon me! Thank you for seeing me!
***SIGN*** Job Interview
***SIGN*** "Interview"
**[01:49] Guy**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[01:55] Choro**
Honestly, they're all the same.
**[01:57] Chor O**
Nothing interesting about them at all.
**[01:59] Choro**
They all look exactly the same.
**[02:01] Choro**
Now, then... I have half of the
candidates left. Let's get this over with.
**[02:04] Choro**
Next, please.
**[02:09] Choro**
Next person, please?
**[02:10] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[02:12] Choro**
Hm?
**[02:13] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[02:15] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[02:17] Choro**
Hm?
**[02:21] Choro**
Huh? Um, hello?
**[02:22] Choro**
Please come in.
**[02:26] Choro**
Um...
**[02:26] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[02:28] Choro**
Yes...
**[02:29] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[02:30] Choro**
Yes, yes.
**[02:31] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[02:32] Choro**
Yes, indeed.
**[02:35] Choro**
Um, please come into the room.
**[02:37] Choro**
Why?! Hey! Come into the room!
**[02:39] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[02:41] Jyu**
Oh, pardon me!
**[02:42] Jyu**
Oh, my, pardon me! Now then, pardon me!
**[02:46] Choro**
Uh...
**[02:47] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[02:48] Choro**
Yes...
**[02:49] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[02:50] Choro**
Yeah, about that...
**[02:51] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[02:53] Choro**
Um... Matsuno Jyushimatsu-san?
**[02:55] Jyu**
Yes! I'm Jyushimatsu!
**[03:00] Choro**
Jyushimatsu-san.
**[03:01] Jyu**
Yes.
**[03:02] Choro**
Please get your butt away from my face.
**[03:04] Jyu**
'Kay!
**[03:04] Choro**
Oh, you actually stopped when I asked.
**[03:07] Choro**
I should have asked sooner.
**[03:08] Choro**
Please, have a seat.
**[03:09] Jyu**
Pardon me.
**[03:10] Choro**
You shouldn't sit on the desk.
**[03:12] Choro**
Please have a seat over there.
**[03:14] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[03:15] Choro**
Er, in the seat.
**[03:16] Jyu**
Pardon me!
**[03:17] Choro**
You actually do what I ask...
**[03:20] Choro**
Now then, once again,
**[03:22] Choro**
Matsuno Jyushimatsu-san...
**[03:24] Jyu**
Yes! I'm Jyushimatsu!
**[03:25] Choro**
First of all,
**[03:27] Choro**
let's not make weird faces.
**[03:29] Jyu**
'Kay!
**[03:29] Choro**
Stop.
**[03:30] Jyu**
'Kay.
**[03:31] Choro**
Seriously, stop.
**[03:31] Jyu**
'Kay, 'kay.
**[03:33] Choro**
Jyushimatsu-san.
**[03:37] Choro**
Jyushi... Jyushimatsu-san?
**[03:39] Choro**
Hey, don't go off somewhere!
**[03:40] Choro**
Jyushimatsu-san, come back!
**[03:45] Choro**
Now then... Please tell me
what motivated you to apply.
**[03:48] Jyu**
What? Palpitated?!
**[03:50] Choro**
No, not palpitated.
**[03:52] Jyu**
Bweh!
**[03:53] Choro**
Not "Bweh!" This is an
interview, Jyushimatsu-san.
**[03:59] Choro**
I just asked you not to go off somewhere,
Jyushimatsu-san! Come back!
**[04:02] Jyu**
Bweh!
**[04:03] Choro**
Not "Bweh!"
**[04:05] Jyu**
'Kay.
**[04:05] Choro**
Let's not make weird faces.
**[04:07] Jyu**
'Kay.
**[04:07] Choro**
Can we stop?
**[04:09] Jyu**
'Kay.
**[04:11] Choro**
Jyushimatsu-san, is there anything
you want to do at our company?
**[04:17] Choro**
Please stop, Jyushimatsu-san.
**[04:18] Choro**
Jyushimatsu-san. Jyushimatsu-san!
**[04:21] Choro**
Don't go off somewhere while
biting my head, Jyushimatsu-san!
**[04:24] Choro**
Jyushimatsu-san, come back!
***SIGN*** Matsuno Jyushimatsu
**[04:26] Choro**
Um, Jyushimatsu-san.
**[04:28] Jyu**
Yes.
**[04:29] Choro**
Try to show some restraint.
**[04:30] Jyu**
'Kay.
**[04:30] Choro**
This is an interview.
**[04:32] Jyu**
Yes, it is.
**[04:33] Choro**
Can you promise me you won't do that again?
**[04:35] Jyu**
I promise.
**[04:36] Choro**
Very good. Let us start the interview.
**[04:40] Choro**
Um, Jyushimatsu-san.
**[04:41] Jyu**
Bweh!
**[04:42] Choro**
Not "Bweh!"
***SIGN*** Baseball!!!
**[04:44] Choro**
Oh, I see that you're skilled in baseball.
**[04:46] Jyu**
Yeah! I love baseball!
**[04:48] Choro**
I see. Did you play when you were a student?
**[04:52] Choro**
What's the matter, Jyushimatsu-san?
Why are you stripping?
***SIGN*** Matsu
**[04:55] Choro**
Jyushimatsu-san? Jyushimatsu-san?
**[04:58] Choro**
Someone just came in, Jyushimatsu-san.
**[05:00] Choro**
Who the hell is that, Jyushimatsu-san?
**[05:03] Choro**
You're kidding, right, Jyushimatsu-san?!
***SIGN*** Interview
**[05:06] Choro**
Jyushimatsu-san! This is an interview!
**[05:08] Choro**
That's dangerous, Jyushimatsu-san!
**[05:09] Choro**
Seriously, who is that, Jyushimatsu-san?!
**[05:10] Ichi**
Nice.
**[05:11] Choro**
Jyushimatsu-san?! Jyushima—
**[05:14] Choro**
Jyushimatsu... Jyushi—
Hey... Jyushi— Hey...
**[05:18] Choro**
Could you please stop batting this instant?!
**[05:21] Jyu**
'Kay!
**[05:22] Choro**
You actually stop if I ask!
**[05:25] Ichi**
He's a really great guy.
**[05:32] Jyu**
As you can see, I love baseball.
**[05:36] Choro**
Jyushimatsu-san.
**[05:38] Choro**
I hate to say this, considering the
interview hasn't even started yet, but...
**[05:45] Choro**
Please let me take a break.
**[05:47] Jyu**
'Kay.
***SIGN*** President's Office
**[05:53] Oso**
What's wrong?
**[05:54] Choro**
I can't get mad! I can't find
the right timing to get mad!
**[05:58] Oso**
Huh?
**[05:58] Choro**
If it were some guy who wasn't
taking the job seriously,
**[06:01] Choro**
or spewing self-enlightenment
crap, I could get mad.
**[06:03] Choro**
But his actions are so unpredictable
that I miss my chance to get angry.
**[06:08] Choro**
I mean, he put his ass in my face.
He was biting my head!
**[06:11] Choro**
He was batting! How the hell do I get mad?
**[06:13] Choro**
Somehow, there isn't much reason to get mad!
**[06:16] Oso**
What are you talking about?
**[06:17] Oso**
There are plenty of reasons to get mad.
**[06:19] Choro**
Then you do it! You'll find it hard to get mad!
**[06:22] Kara**
He's a genius. Let's hire him immediately.
**[06:24] Todo**
Yes, he sounds wonderful.
**[06:25] Oso**
Hey, you don't actually
plan on hiring him, do you?
**[06:28] Choro**
Of course not, you idiot! If we
hire him, our company is done for!
**[06:31] Oso**
What are you going to do?
**[06:36] Choro**
C-Could you go be the interviewer for me?
**[06:39] Oso**
Guess I don't have a choice.
I'll whip him into shape.
**[06:44] Choro**
Don't let your guard down.
Make sure you get mad at him.
**[06:46] Oso**
I know that.
**[06:47] Choro**
Don't get sucked into his pace.
**[06:50] Oso**
Yeah.
**[06:52] Oso**
All right, Jyushimatsu-san.
Let's continue the interview...
**[07:01] Oso**
How the hell am I supposed to get mad at that?!
**[07:03] Choro**
See?! We didn't learn how to handle that, right?
**[07:05] Kara**
He's a genius. Let's hire him.
**[07:08] Todo**
I'm getting wet.
**[07:10] Choro**
What should we do?
**[07:12] Jyu**
What're you gonna do?
**[07:14] Oso**
Jyushimatsu-san!
**[07:15] Jyu**
Are you going to hire me, or not?
**[07:20] Choro**
J-Jyushimatsu-san, which
do you think would be best?
**[07:26] Jyu**
You probably shouldn't hire me.
**[07:34] Ichi**
You sure you don't want to hire him?
**[07:36] Ichi**
You won't see him again.
**[07:39] Ichi**
That's a bit of a shame, isn't it?
**[07:44] Choro**
Er...
**[07:46] Both**
Who the hell are you?
***SIGN*** Girlymatsu-san
**[07:50] All**
Girlymatsu-san!
**[07:55] Jyu**
What the heck? It's freezing.
**[07:57] Coro**
There's nothing here.
**[07:58] Ichi**
It's like, the boonies.
**[07:59] Kara**
Hey, aren't you guys hungry?
**[08:01] Todo**
I have some snacks. Pistachio macarons.
**[08:04] Kra**
What? Sweets?
**[08:04] Oso**
Hey! Hurry up, everyone!
**[08:06] Oso**
The bus for the inn leaves at 26 after.
**[08:08] Kara**
Hey, I'm hungry.
**[08:10] Choro**
Why are we running?
**[08:11] Ichi**
It's cold.
**[08:11] Jyu**
I wanted to see the gift shop.
**[08:12] Oso**
We can do that later!
***SIGN*** Kodakara Hot Springs
**[08:15] Choro**
Aw, man.
**[08:15] Kara**
This sucks.
**[08:16] Oso**
Why?! Why can't you guys run properly?
**[08:18] Jyu**
Aw, but I did.
**[08:20] Ichi**
Hey, why don't we get a taxi?
**[08:22] Oso**
No. It's only 980 yen for the bus,
**[08:24] Oso**
but a taxi would be around 5,000 yen.
**[08:26] Ichi**
Well, we're on vacation,
so that should be fine.
**[08:28] Ichi**
You miser.
**[08:28] Oso**
Miser?!
**[08:29] Kara**
Hey, the bus left, so we need to
figure out what we're going to do.
**[08:33] Jyu**
What should we do?
**[08:34] Jyu**
It'd probably be tough to walk
around with all of our luggage.
**[08:36] Choro**
Osoko, where's the inn?
**[08:38] Oso**
I emailed you. Didn't you read it?
**[08:40] Choro**
Sorry. I just figured you'd remember.
**[08:43] Choro**
Teehee.
**[08:44] Oso**
One sec. I'll look at the memo...
**[08:46] Jyu**
What? You don't remember either, Osoko?
**[08:48] Oso**
"Either"? What's that supposed to mean?
**[08:50] Oso**
I'm totally different from Choroko!
**[08:52] Jyu**
Well, you don't remember, do you?
**[08:54] Kra**
Everyone, don't be so testy.
**[08:55] Kara**
I bet it's because you're all hungry.
**[08:57] Kara**
Let's go eat somewhere by the station.
**[08:58] Choro**
What should we do?
We'd sort of be heading back.
**[09:00] Jyu**
Aw, I'm fine with whatever.
**[09:02] Kara**
Then let's go! You guys are hungry, right?!
**[09:05] Oso**
Hey, you need to think about this, too, Todoko.
**[09:07] Oso**
Stop taking weird pictures.
**[09:09] Choro**
W-Weird pictures...
**[09:11] Jyu**
I was wondering about that, too.
**[09:12] Oso**
Hey, Todoko?! You're not
supposed to go off on your own!
***SIGN*** Kodakara Hot Springs
**[09:15] Oso**
Todoko!
**[09:19] Oso**
Hey, cheer up. We're on vacation.
**[09:22] Oso**
Oh, apparently there's a sex museum nearby.
Wanna go? You might be able to take pictures.
**[09:26] Todo**
Not interested.
**[09:27] Oso**
What? Why would you say that?
**[09:29] Todo**
I'm not interested at all.
**[09:31] Todo**
Why don't the five of you go?
**[09:32] Oso**
But...
**[09:33] Ichi**
That's fine. She says she doesn't want
to go, so let's just leave her alone.
**[09:36] Todo**
Yeah, just leave me alone.
**[09:38] Oso**
Why do you two have to say it like that?
**[09:40] Choro**
You guys are scary.
**[09:42] Jyu**
So scary...
**[09:42] Oso**
What is it with you guys, at a time like this?
**[09:44] Todo**
I'm going to go do my own thing. Bye.
**[09:47] Jyu**
Wait, what? Lame.
**[09:48] Ichi**
I'm going, too.
**[09:50] Choro**
You too? Why?
**[09:51] Ichi**
It's cold, and I don't want
to skimp out on my vacation.
**[09:54] Ichi**
We can just meet at the inn, right?
**[09:56] Kara**
What do you want to do?
Go to the sex museum?
**[09:58] Jyu**
Huh? I'm okay with either.
**[10:00] Choro**
Same. I don't care if we go in or not.
**[10:03] Kara**
Hey, Osoko. Decide for us.
**[10:05] Jyu**
Yeah, decide for us.
**[10:07] Choro**
We don't care what we do.
**[10:08] Kara**
But I'm hungry.
**[10:09] Jyu**
Hurry!
**[10:10] Oso**
That's enough!
**[10:12] Oso**
Every single time, it's up to me to decide!
**[10:15] Oso**
Why? And then all of you complain later!
**[10:17] Oso**
I'm never going on vacation
with you guys again!
**[10:19] Oso**
Never!
***SIGN*** A Few Days Later
**[10:26] Todo**
Here are my pictures from the other day.
**[10:31] Kara**
Awesome! They're so cute!
**[10:33] Kara**
Wanna go somewhere
on our next long weekend?
**[10:34] Oso**
Yeah, totally!
**[10:35] Ichi**
I'm free.
**[10:37] Choro**
Where should we go?
**[10:38] Jyu**
Sounds good!
***SIGN*** "The Life of Chibita's Flower"
**[10:46] Chibi**
The hell?!
**[10:47] Chibi**
This is no good at all.
**[10:49] Chibi**
I have to make more adjustments...
***SIGN*** Hybrid Oden
**[10:52] Chibi**
I'm gonna go all-out, you idjits.
**[10:58] Cibi**
The hell?!
**[11:00] Chiibi**
The hell?! The hell?! The hell?!
**[11:01] Chibi**
The hell?! You idjit! Damn it!
***SIGN*** Red Wine
**[11:04] Chibi**
I'll put in a secret ingredient.
**[11:06] Chibi**
Hmm... That's iffy!
This will never be the best!
**[11:10] Chibi**
If my oden isn't the best in Japan...
**[11:11] Chibi**
No, the best in the galaxy, there's no point!
***SIGN*** Oden
**[11:18] Girl**
That's so good!
**[11:19] Guy**
Right? Convenience stores are no joke.
**[11:21] Girl**
I know!
**[11:22] Chibi**
That ain't oden.
**[11:23] Chibi**
Oden takes a lot more heart...
**[11:28] Chibi**
This isn't even oden!
**[11:30] Chibi**
Damn it... Just you wait!
**[11:34] Oso**
Chibita, we're here to eat!
**[11:36] Chibi**
Welcome...
**[11:38] Todo**
Wh-What's wrong? Your eyes are all messed up.
**[11:40] Choro**
I think you're thinking too much about oden.
**[11:42] Choo**
You've got oden growing out of your head.
**[11:47] Oso**
That's no good. You should
take a day off once in a while.
**[11:49] Chibi**
Shut up, you idjit.
**[11:51] Chibi**
I'm gonna make the best oden in the world.
**[11:53] Chibi**
I'm not a NEET like you guys.
**[11:55] Oso**
Well, I'm going to be the
best NEET in the world, so...
**[11:58] Choro**
What are you talking about?
**[11:59] Todo**
More importantly, oden! Hurry!
**[12:00] Oso**
O-de-n! O-de-n!
**[12:02] Chibi**
All right, you idjits. Comin' right up.
**[12:05] Chibi**
You better be thankful. This is the
ultimate oden that I just created.
**[12:10] Oso**
The ultimate oden?
**[12:11] Chibi**
This is it, you idjits!
**[12:18] Oso**
Huh?
**[12:19] Chibi**
The ultimate oden.
**[12:21] Chibi**
It exists within all of our hearts.
**[12:26] Kara**
I see...
**[12:27] Todo**
"I see," my ass!
**[12:28] Todo**
This isn't good, Chibita. You're sick.
**[12:30] Ichi**
Not good.
**[12:30] Choro**
Yeah, not good.
**[12:31] Oso**
Not good. Right, Jyushimatsu?
**[12:33] Jyu**
Not good! Even I can tell!
**[12:35] Six**
Not good, not good, not good...
**[12:35] Six**
Seriously not good. What the hell?
**[12:37] Chibi**
Shut up, you idjits! If you're gonna complain, leave!
**[12:41] Oso**
Hey, we didn't get to eat.
**[12:42] Todo**
He never would listen to anyone.
He's always been so stubborn.
**[12:49] Chibi**
Leave me alone, you idjits.
**[12:50] Chibi**
I don't care what you guys say.
I'm going to make the best oden,
**[12:54] Chibi**
no matter what.
**[13:00] Chibi**
You dumb thing. You shouldn't be
growing in a place like this.
**[13:05] Chibi**
But I guess I'm just like you...
**[13:09] Chibi**
Always alone.
**[13:14] Chibi**
Well, see ya.
**[13:22] Chibi**
It's no use!
**[13:23] Chibi**
Taste better, you idjit! Come on!
**[13:25] Chibi**
Taste better! Damn it...
**[13:28] Flowe**
Hi.
**[13:31] Chibi**
Sorry, miss. I don't have anything
I consider fit to serve today.
**[13:36] Girl**
You really do only think about oden.
**[13:39] Chibi**
Wh-Who are you?
**[13:41] Girl**
You're Chibita-san, right?
**[13:43] Chibi**
Why do you know my name?
**[13:45] Girl**
May I sit down?
**[13:46] Chibi**
Hey, I told you, today's oden...
**[13:48] Hana**
No, I don't want any oden.
**[13:51] Girl**
Chibita-san, will you go on a date with me?
**[13:55] Chibi**
D-Date?
**[13:57] Girl**
Yes.
**[13:59] Chibi**
I don't know who the hell you are,
but badger games aren't good.
**[14:03] Girl**
Who you callin' a badger game, you idjit?
**[14:07] Chibi**
You're not?
***SIGN*** Hybrid Oden
Cards Accepted
**[14:09] Girl**
It's a sincere request for a date.
**[14:11] Chibi**
Why?
**[14:13] Girl**
Because I want to go on a date with you.
**[14:14] Chibi**
But why?
**[14:16] Girl**
Because I like you, Chibita-san.
**[14:18] Chibi**
Yeah, but why would you like...
**[14:21] Chibi**
What?!
**[14:24] Chibi**
Ow...
**[14:25] Girl**
You okay?
**[14:27] Chibi**
The hell?! Don't screw with me, damn it!
**[14:29] Girl**
I'm not! Don't you want
to go on a date with me?
**[14:31] Chibi**
Er, well...
**[14:33] Girl**
Could it be you already have a girlfriend?
**[14:38] Chibi**
My only girlfriend is oden, you idjit.
**[14:40] Girl**
You totally just said oden was
your girlfriend! Holy crap!
**[14:42] Chibi**
More importantly, who the hell are you?
**[14:44] Chibi**
Comin' outta nowhere, saying you like
me and want to date me, and stuff!
**[14:48] Girl**
Sorry about that.
**[14:50] Girl**
I'm the flower fairy.
**[14:52] Chibi**
Flower...?
**[14:53] Girl**
Flower Fairy.
**[14:54] Girl**
You saved me yesterday, remember?
**[14:57] Girl**
I wanted to thank you, so I wished really
hard and, somehow, I ended up like this.
**[15:03] Chibi**
Are you okay? Like hell that'd happen.
**[15:03] Girl**
It's a total miracle!
**[15:06] Girl**
Right? It's so weird!
**[15:08] Chibi**
Anyway, I'm busy, so...
**[15:10] Girl**
Chibita-san!
**[15:10] Chibi**
Y-Yes?
**[15:12] Girl**
Just thinking about oden all the time
won't help you make good oden.
**[15:15] Chibi**
What? What do you know?
**[15:17] Girl**
I don't know about oden, but
I know about you, Chibita-san.
**[15:21] Chibi**
Why?
**[15:23] Girl**
Because I like you.
**[15:28] Girl**
Now, let's go on a date.
**[15:29] Chibi**
I'm not going.
**[15:30] Girl**
Come take a break!
**[15:31] Chibi**
I don't need one.
***SIGN*** Traffic Safety Week
***SIGN*** Wanted
***SIGN*** Deaths Accidents
**[15:34] Kara**
Where can I find a flower that's
about to wilt around here?
**[15:37] Guy**
What are you talking about?
You're under arrest.
**[15:42] Kara**
Ah!
**[15:42] Kara**
There it is!
**[15:45] Kara**
What's the matter, my flower?
You don't look well.
**[15:48] Kara**
Want a drink?
**[15:51] Kara**
No need to thank me. But I'll
give you my address, just in case.
**[15:56] Kara**
It's in Akatsuka Ward, Tokyo...
**[15:58] Girl**
Come on, hurry up!
**[16:00] Chibi**
Hey! I don't have time for this...
**[16:02] Chibi**
We're so high up! All the people
and buildings look so small.
**[16:05] Girl**
Right?
**[16:07] Chibi**
It's just like oden. One thing
can't stand out more than another.
**[16:11] Girl**
Jeez. Oden again?
**[16:14] Chibi**
What is this?!
**[16:15] Girl**
Right?
**[16:16] Chibi**
Oden needs surprises, too.
**[16:18] Girl**
Jeez!
**[16:20] Chibi**
Oh! Maybe I'll put this in oden
instead of shirataki noodles.
**[16:22] Hana**
Forget the oden, already.
**[16:24] Chibi**
What? But oden is my everything.
**[16:28] Girl**
So if we took oden from you,
there'd be nothing left of you?
**[16:31] Chibi**
S-Sorry to disappoint.
**[16:35] Girl**
Well, think about it. If someone
who only knew about oden made oden,
**[16:39] Girl**
that'd just be reproduction
on a regressive scale.
**[16:41] Girl**
New ideas and visions always
come from an another dimension.
**[16:44] Chibi**
A-Another what?
**[16:47] Girl**
Anyway, try to look at other things.
**[16:51] Chibi**
Other things?
**[16:56] Chibi**
Oh, it's sunny today.
**[16:59] Girl**
Huh?
**[17:00] Chibi**
Well, I've only been looking
at a pot all night long...
**[17:07] Oso**
But seriously, gentlemen,
we don't wanna work, do we?
**[17:11] Choro**
There's trouble!
**[17:12] Choro**
K-Karamatsu-niisan is...
**[17:14] Dobu**
Hey, Kara-chun.
**[17:16] Kara**
What's the matter, my flower?
**[17:18] Dobu**
What were you doing yesterday, Kara-chun?
**[17:20] Kara**
I was at home.
**[17:22] Dobu**
Really? You sure you weren't
with some other girl?
**[17:25] Dobu**
If you did something like that, I'd die!
**[17:29] Kara**
I wouldn't.
**[17:30] Dobu**
Then what were you doing this morning?
**[17:32] Kara**
Sleeping.
**[17:33] Dobu**
What?! With another woman?!
**[17:35] Kara**
No—
**[17:36] Dobu**
I'm gonna die! But before that,
I'm going to kill you, Kara-chun!
**[17:39] Kara**
Wai—
**[17:39] Oso**
Yeah, she's super ugly on the inside, too.
**[17:41] Ichi**
Looks like it, yup.
**[17:44] Girl**
You look wonderful, Chibita-san.
**[17:46] Chibi**
R-Really?
**[17:48] Girl**
Like it?
**[17:48] Chibi**
Y-Yeah, it's good.
**[17:56] Girl**
Isn't this fun, Chibita-san?
**[17:57] Chibi**
It's super fun! Yay!
**[18:02] Dobu**
Hey, Karamatsu. Ice cream.
**[18:04] Dobu**
Huh? What is this?
**[18:06] Dobu**
If it's not Baagen Dazs, I'm going to die.
**[18:08] Dobu**
You're okay with that?
**[18:09] Kara**
I'll go buy it!
**[18:11] Oso**
Hold it!
**[18:13] Todo**
Karamatsu-niisan, don't.
**[18:16] Todo**
I don't want to say this, but...
**[18:19] Todo**
She's insanely ugly inside and out!
**[18:23] Kara**
But if I'm not there for her...
**[18:25] Kara**
She gets lonely. I have to be by her side.
**[18:27] Todo**
Huh?
**[18:29] Ichi**
Yup. He's gone.
**[18:30] Dobu**
Kara-chun, if I don't eat Baagen Dazs
in the next hour, I'm gonna die!
**[18:36] Kara**
Seriously?!
**[18:38] Todo**
Are *you* serious?
**[18:46] Chibi**
Hey.
**[18:49] Chibi**
You've been hanging out with me
this whole time. Is that okay?
**[18:52] Girl**
Yes. As long as I get to be with you,
Chibita-san, I'm having fun.
**[18:57] Girl**
Are you having fun?
**[19:00] Chibi**
Y-Yeah...
**[19:01] Girl**
Good.
**[19:06] Chibi**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[19:08] Girl**
Looks like I'm just about done for.
**[19:10] Chibi**
What?
**[19:12] Girl**
But it's okay.
**[19:15] Girl**
The only reason I have this life
is because of you, Chibita-san.
**[19:18] Chibi**
What are you...
**[19:22] Chibi**
H-Hey!
**[19:25] Girl**
Keep on making delicious oden...
**[19:29] Girl**
And in the same way you
saved me, make others happy.
**[19:34] Chibi**
What the heck are you talking about, you idjit?!
**[19:37] Chibi**
If I'm with you, I don't care about oden!
**[19:43] Girl**
Yay... I won against oden.
**[19:48] Girl**
But you can't say that.
**[19:49] Girl**
Because you're going to make
the best oden in the galaxy.
**[19:55] Girl**
But if you're able to make it
someday, just remember me.
**[20:05] Chibi**
Wh-What is this?
**[20:08] Chibi**
What the hell is going on?
**[20:11] Girl**
Do your best, you idjit.
**[20:17] Chibi**
Hey! Hey!
**[20:31] Chibi**
Wh-What she said
**[20:34] Chibi**
was true.
**[20:36] Chibi**
And yet... Why did I...
**[20:50] Chibi**
That won't be enough to make you better, huh?
**[21:26] Oso**
Hey.
**[21:28] Oso**
What did you do on all those days you took off?
**[21:31] Jyu**
This is great!
**[21:33] Todo**
Huh?
**[21:34] Choro**
But isn't it...
**[21:36] Ichi**
...a bit...
**[21:38] Oso**
...salty?
**[21:39] Oso**
Hey, Chibita. I think you've lost
your touch since you've been away.
**[21:45] Chibi**
Oh, yeah?
**[21:50] Chibi**
That might be true.
**[21:58] Priest**
Do you, Karamatsu, swear to love and...
**[22:01] Dobu**
He swears! If he doesn't, I'll die!
**[22:03] Priest**
Then you may kiss the bride.
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Next Time on Osomatsu-san
**[23:41] Oso**
What? The preview?
**[23:43] Oso**
There's a new pachinko
place opening tomorrow,
**[23:45] Oso**
so let's forget about that and just go to bed.
***SIGN*** "The Ichimatsu Incident" And Others
**[23:47] Oso**
Man, waking up at 9 AM is so hard.