# E21 - BANANA, NEET Correctional Facility, etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW4GPVKY/banana-neet-correctional-facility-etc)
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***SIGN*** Chinese Cafeteria Himatsuya
***SIGN*** Jigae Pot
***SIGN*** "The Late Night Himatsuya"
**[00:11] Guy**
Paid in exact change.
**[00:14] Guy**
Thanks, come again.
**[00:25] Kara**
Man, we're wasted.
**[00:27] Todo**
Yes, we are, Karamatsu-niisan.
**[00:30] Kara**
Hey, who are you calling "Charisma-niisan"?
**[00:34] Todo**
Yeah, I didn't say that.
**[00:37] Todo**
Hey, I want to order.
Can you push the button?
**[00:39] Kara**
Got it.
**[00:41] Jyu**
Ding dong!
**[00:45] Oso**
Hey, you're not the button. You're Jyushimatsu!
**[00:49] Todo**
I can't breathe!
**[00:51] Choro**
Hey, what's so funny?
**[00:54] Choro**
I don't get it at all.
**[00:56] Jyu**
You don't?
**[00:58] Choro**
I don't.
**[00:59] Choro**
Ding dong!
**[01:02] Choro**
Now I'm the button! I'm the button!
***SIGN*** Pepper
**[01:09] Oso**
Man, that was fun. Should we head home?
**[01:13] Kara**
Yeah, I guess we should.
**[01:15] Ichi**
We need to get our check, then.
**[01:22] Ichi**
Our check...
**[01:25] Ichi**
We need to get our check...
**[01:27] Oso**
So what do we have to do
to get our check, Ichimatsu?
**[01:31] Ichi**
Huh?
**[01:32] Oso**
Come on, tell me, Ichimacchan!
What do we have to do?
**[01:36] Ichi**
Push the button.
**[01:38] Kara**
Ding dong!
**[01:43] Ichi**
Ding dong.
**[01:44] Oso?**
Ding dong!
**[01:46] Todo**
My stomach hurts! Please stop!
**[01:49] Todo**
Ding dong!
**[01:52] Jyu**
So much fun!
**[01:54] Guy**
Hey!
**[01:56] Guy**
Shut up.
**[02:02] Oso**
We got in trouble...
**[02:05] Jyu**
Ding dong!
**[02:08] Kara**
Just don't.
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** Shibuya Station
**[03:51] Tottymi**
What am I going to do?
**[03:53] Totty**
I work and work, but can't
seem to save any money.
**[03:57] Totty**
I wonder if there's some job I can do for
a little while and make lots of money.
**[04:01] Totty**
I want to turn the tables!
**[04:08] Song**
*B! N! N! Banana*
**[04:10] Song**
*B! N! N! Banana*
***SIGN*** We'll support your money-loving lifestyle
***SIGN*** Get paid under the table!
***SIGN*** Super high income! Check out our available positions
**[04:11] Song**
*Banana banana banana*
**[04:14] Song**
*Banana banana, strike it rich*
***SIGN*** We'll support your money-loving lifestyle
**[04:17] Song**
*Banana banana make money quick*
***SIGN*** Super high income!
***SIGN*** Get paid under the table!
**[04:20] Song**
*Stupidly, stupidly high income*
**[04:23] Song**
*Banana!*
**[04:23] Song**
*Banana banana make money quick*
**[04:26] Song**
*Get a stupidly stupid
amount under the table*
**[04:29] Song**
*Banana!*
**[04:29] Totty**
Wow! Maybe I can turn the tables after all!
**[04:29] Song**
*Let's find a part-time job*
**[04:31] Song**
*Banana!*
**[04:32] Song**
*Let's get ahead of everyone*
**[04:39] Ichi**
All right, let's start the interview.
***SIGN*** Kitty Shack
**[04:43] Ichi**
Good evening. I'm Ichimatsu, the manager.
**[04:45] Ichi**
Pleasure to meet you.
**[04:47] Totty**
S-Sir, thank you for having me.
**[04:52] Ichi**
Are you nervous?
**[04:55] Ichi**
Could this be your first time
working in a place like this?
**[04:59] Totty**
Um... Yes.
**[05:02] Ichi**
Don't worry.
**[05:03] Ichi**
It might be a little rough at first,
but you'll get used to things quickly.
**[05:07] Totty**
Really?
**[05:09] Ichi**
Yes. Now, why don't we have you change?
**[05:12] Totty**
Yes, sir! I'll do my best.
**[05:15] Ichi**
Here you go.
**[05:16] Totty**
I can't! There's no way I can wear that!
**[05:19] Ichi**
Then what about this?
**[05:20] Totty**
I can't! No way!
**[05:23] Ichi**
Then how about this?
**[05:24] Totty**
No way! More importantly,
what's the theme here?
**[05:27] Totty**
Is this really what the customers want?
**[05:30] Ichi**
Well, there are all kinds
of people in this world.
**[05:34] Totty**
Y-Yes, but...
**[05:36] Ichi**
Just so you know...
**[05:38] Ichi**
These are the services
we provide at our shop.
***SIGN*** One-shot Jokes
Oogiri
Impressions
What's in the Box?
Bungee Jumping
Kissing a Wild Alligator
***SIGN*** One-shot Jokes
**[05:43] Ichi**
One-shot jokes.
***SIGN*** Oogiri
**[05:44] Ichi**
Oogiri.
***SIGN*** Impressions
**[05:45] Ichi**
Impressions.
***SIGN*** What's in the Box?
**[05:46] Ichi**
What's in the box?
***SIGN*** Bungee Jumping
**[05:48] Ichi**
Bungee jumping.
**[05:49] Ichi**
Kissing a wild alligator.
***SIGN*** Kissing a Wild Alligator
**[05:51] Totty**
I can't! I can't do any of those!
**[05:54] Ichi**
You'll get used to it.
**[05:55] Totty**
I won't! This isn't what I imagined at all!
**[06:00] Totty**
No way! I can't!
**[06:04] Totty**
I can't!
**[06:06] Totty**
I-I can't!
**[06:11] Totty**
Sir...
**[06:12] Totty**
I don't think I'm cut out
for this job after all.
**[06:16] Ichi**
That's what everyone says at first,
but don't you worry.
***SIGN*** Hot
Mustard
**[06:21] Ichi**
You'll get used to it.
**[06:22] Totty**
*No! This isn't what I wanted to do!*
**[06:27] Totty**
*That's right. What I wanted to do is...*
***SIGN*** Money
**[06:34] Oso**
I'm so bummed.
**[06:36] Jyu**
Same.
**[06:37] Oso**
We're way too broke.
**[06:40] Oso**
The wage gap is too steep.
**[06:42] Jyu**
Totally want to turn the tables.
**[06:45] Song**
*B! N! N! Banana*
**[06:45] Both**
Wow!
**[06:46] Song**
*B! N! N! Banana*
***SIGN*** Sutabaa Coffee
**[06:48] Song**
*Banana banana banana*
**[06:51] Song**
*Banana banana, strike it rich*
**[06:54] Song**
*Banana banana make money quick*
**[06:57] Song**
*Stupidly, stupidly high income*
**[06:59] Song**
*Banana!*
**[07:00] Song**
*Banana banana make money quick*
**[07:03] Song**
*Get a stupidly stupid
amount under the table*
**[07:05] Song**
*Banana!*
**[07:06] Song**
*Let's find a part-time job*
**[07:08] Song**
*Banana!*
**[07:09] Song**
*Let's get ahead of everyone*
**[07:11] Song**
*Banana!*
**[07:12] Song**
*Overseas vacations, brand bags*
**[07:13] ---**
Wow!
**[07:15] Song**
*Spas, nails, gourmet, condos, way too fancy*
**[07:18] Song**
*It can't be true... Yes it can, banana!*
**[07:24] Song**
*Hey!*
**[07:24] Song**
*Banana banana make money quick*
**[07:27] Song**
*Stupidly, stupidly high income*
**[07:29] Song**
*Banana!*
**[07:30] Song**
*Banana banana make money quick*
**[07:33] Song**
*Get a stupidly stupid
amount under the table*
**[07:35] Song**
*Banana!*
**[07:36] Song**
*Let's find a part-time job*
**[07:38] Song**
*Banana!*
**[07:39] Song**
*Let's get ahead of everyone*
**[07:41] Song**
*Banana!*
**[07:42] Song**
*Overseas vacations, brand bags*
**[07:45] Song**
*Spas, nails, gourmet, condos, way too fancy*
**[07:48] Song**
*It can't be true... Yes it can, banana!*
***SIGN*** The Ultimate Sentai Show VS Virgin Rangers
**[07:53] Song**
*Hey!*
**[07:57] Song**
*B! N! N! Banana*
***SIGN*** Akatsuka Hall
***SIGN*** Spring Tour
***SIGN*** Arena
**[07:58] Song**
*B! N! N! Banana*
**[08:00] Song**
*Banana banana banana*
**[08:03] Song**
*Banana banana, strike it rich*
**[08:06] Song**
*Banana banana make money quick*
**[08:09] Song**
*Stupidly, stupidly high income*
**[08:11] Song**
*Banana!*
**[08:12] Song**
*Banana banana make money quick*
**[08:15] Song**
*Get a stupidly stupid
amount under the table*
**[08:18] Song**
*Banana!*
**[08:18] Totty**
*Yay!*
**[08:18] Song**
*Same day super celebrity*
**[08:19] Totty**
*I was able to turn the tables!*
**[08:21] Song**
*Let's get ahead of everyone*
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** "NEET Correctional Facility"
**[08:25] Sales**
Hello, it's your neighborhood salesman.
**[08:32] Sales**
I'm terribly sorry to show up unannounced.
**[08:36] Sales**
Please take this high-class pound
cake from the Grand Hat Hotel
**[08:39] Sales**
as a token of my apology.
**[08:43] Sales**
You see, I just happened to hear a rumor
**[08:46] Sales**
that you happen to have six NEETs
**[08:48] Sales**
who absolutely refuse to work
no matter how old they get.
**[08:53] Sales**
That must be hard. You have my sympathies.
**[08:56] Dad**
R-Right...
**[08:58] Sales**
So I was wondering if you'd be willing
**[09:01] Sales**
to try sending them to a facility
that we created. It's called...
**[09:05] Sales**
"We'll immediately change
any failure of a human being!
**[09:08] Sales**
The NEET correctional facility: NEETZAP."
**[09:13] Sales**
Oh, don't worry.
**[09:15] Sales**
There's nothing shady about our facility.
**[09:17] Sales**
We call all the children
we take in our friends.
**[09:21] Sales**
We truly treat them as friends.
***SIGN*** Probability of finding a job after graduation
**[09:23] Sales**
Many of our graduates go back
out into society and do great!
***SIGN*** (According to our research)
**[09:27] Sales**
You just have to leave them
with us for two years!
***SIGN*** Life
***SIGN*** 90 years' worth
***SIGN*** (2 years' worth)
**[09:29] Sales**
Just two years, and they'll be reformed!
***SIGN*** 2 years
***SIGN*** Special time offer!
**[09:31] Sales**
And right now, we have a
sales campaign going on!
***SIGN*** NTNT Campaign!
***SIGN*** 1 NEET only
**[09:33] Sales**
We'll take in one of your NEETs free of charge!
***SIGN*** Yen
**[09:36] Sales**
Well, what do you think?
**[09:38] Sales**
I'm sure you might have some reservations,
but it's not a bad deal.
**[09:41] Sales**
Be brave, and give us a try!
**[09:46] Dad**
You can't be serious.
**[09:48] Dad**
It's true that all of our kids are NEETs,
**[09:51] Dad**
but there's no way we could send one of our
sons to your crazy facility for two years.
**[09:54] Dad**
Right, dear?
**[09:56] Mom**
Could you tell us more about this facility?
**[09:58] Dad**
What?!
**[09:59] Dad**
D-Dear!
**[10:04] Sales**
Well, I'll be looking forward
to a positive answer.
**[10:07] Sales**
I know you love your sons very much.
**[10:08] Sales**
Farewell!
**[10:15] Dad**
You want to send one of our
kids to that facility?
**[10:18] Dad**
What are you thinking?
**[10:22] Dad**
Matsuyo?
**[10:24] Mom**
Well...
**[10:27] Mom**
This pound cake...
**[10:29] Mom**
is one of my absolute favorites!
**[10:31] Dad**
You're sacrificing one of our
sons for that? You're awful!
**[10:34] Mom**
I'm joking.
**[10:36] Mom**
But I'm serious about the facility.
**[10:39] Mom**
I think it might be worth considering.
**[10:43] Dad**
Huh?
**[10:44] Mom**
I've been thinking lately
**[10:47] Mom**
that maybe they turned out
that way because of me.
**[10:54] Mom**
"Hurry up and find a job
and become independent."
**[10:57] Mom**
I say that, but I'm still too
nice when it comes to them.
**[11:00] Mom**
In the end, I let them get away with anything.
**[11:03] Mom**
At this rate, they'll never change.
**[11:06] Mom**
I need to be stricter with them.
**[11:09] Mom**
If we send one of them to the facility,
something might change.
**[11:13] Mom**
I'm okay with them hating me,
as long as it helps them.
**[11:18] Dad**
Dear, you'd go that far?
**[11:22] Mom**
And let me just say this...
**[11:26] Mom**
If there were only three of them,
it'd be pretty lonely, and I may even feel guilty,
**[11:32] Mom**
but we have sextuplets!
**[11:34] Mom**
We have six of them!
**[11:36] Mom**
Even if we sent one off,
I don't think we'd really notice!
***SIGN*** Because we have sextuplets, even if we sent one off, we really wouldn't notice
**[11:43] Dad**
Well, I mean, even five is a lot.
**[11:48] Mom**
*I said that so confidently,*
**[11:50] Mom**
* but having to actually pick one of*
* these kids to go is pretty hard.*
**[11:55] Mom**
* I'd like to let the good ones stay,*
* and choose the worst.*
**[12:04] Mom**
* Which ones are the good sons?*
* Who's the bad son?*
**[12:09] Mom**
*I just don't know...*
**[12:12] Oso**
Mom, I want to go play pachinko.
**[12:14] Oso**
Got any extra cash, by any chance?
**[12:17] Kara**
Mommy, when are you going
to buy me this bike?
**[12:21] Ichi**
Huh? Is it good?
**[12:23] Ichi**
It's okay, I guess.
**[12:25] Jyu**
Mom, I wet the bed!
***SIGN*** Expensive
**[12:28] Todo**
Mom, I borrowed your toner,
so could you buy more?
**[12:32] Mom**
*I don't have a good son to begin with!*
**[12:35] Mom**
* All of you should go to*
* the facility, you morons!*
**[12:40] Mom**
*It's no use. They're all worthless.*
**[12:43] Mom**
*I was right after all.*
**[12:46] Mom**
Now is the time for tough love!
**[13:00] Choro**
Y-You're sending one of us
to a correctional facility?
**[13:04] Mom**
Yes.
**[13:05] Choro**
J-Just to make sure, I'm not the one
you're sending to this facility, am I?
**[13:18] Mom**
No, you're safe, Choromatsu.
**[13:19] Choro**
Oh, thank God! That's not good for my heart!
**[13:22] Choro**
Safe! Choro-chan is safe!
**[13:24] Mom**
I want you to hear me out.
**[13:26] Choro**
Hear you out?
**[13:28] Choro**
Oh, I see...
**[13:31] Choro**
That's why you brought up this facility.
**[13:33] Choro**
I didn't know you were facing
such a hard decision.
**[13:36] Mom**
This is a last resort.
**[13:38] Choro**
All right. I'll throw out
any pity and help you out.
**[13:41] Choro**
So we just have to pick which one of
these guys we're going to part with?
**[13:46] Mom**
Yes. They're all so awful,
I just can't seem to make up my mind.
**[13:50] Mom**
Tell me what you think as their brother.
**[13:53] Choro**
Well, as one of the brothers...
**[13:56] Choro**
It's definitely him.
**[13:57] Mom**
Oh, my. I never thought
you'd decide so quickly.
**[14:00] Choro**
There's absolutely no hesitation.
**[14:02] Mom**
What? But Osomatsu's... How do I put it?
**[14:04] Mom**
He basically defines you sextuplets.
**[14:07] Mom**
If he's out of the picture,
it'd be hard to understand what's going on.
**[14:10] Choro**
No, no, speaking for the sextuplets,
it'd be the most peaceful with him gone.
**[14:15] Choro**
Ask all the others, and they'll probably
all point to his picture at once.
**[14:19] Mom**
Really?
**[14:20] Choro**
Really.
**[14:21] Mom**
I really thought you were
going to pick this one.
**[14:26] Choro**
Ah.
**[14:28] Choro**
Well, yeah...
**[14:30] Mom**
I mean, you're always getting mad
at him. He's annoying, right?
**[14:33] Choro**
Well, he is, but he hasn't
actually done anything wrong.
**[14:37] Choro**
So, speaking for the sextuplets,
there's no problem with keeping him.
**[14:40] Mom**
Oh, really?
**[14:42] Mom**
I guess he can stay, then.
**[14:43] Choro**
What about you, Mom?
**[14:46] Choro**
Who do you think should go?
**[14:48] Mom**
U-Um... But that's just it.
**[14:51] Choro**
If you had to choose.
**[14:52] Mom**
If I had to choose...
**[15:03] Mom**
I-I think this one, or this one.
**[15:05] Choro**
Really? Ichimatsu or Todomatsu?!
**[15:08] Mom**
Shh! You're too loud!
**[15:09] Choro**
Wait, but why?!
**[15:10] Mom**
I can't tell if they really love me...
**[15:13] Choro**
Ah...
**[15:15] Mom**
And I can't really find anything
positive about keeping them.
**[15:18] Choro**
I see.
**[15:19] Mom**
W-Wait, did I just say something awful?!
**[15:21] Choro**
You did. Actually,
you've been pretty awful all day.
**[15:24] Choro**
But that's fine. This is your
chance to let it all out.
**[15:28] Choro**
By the way, what about this one?
**[15:33] Both**
No, no, no! Not a chance!
**[15:34] Both**
I can't imagine having someone
else take care of this one!
**[15:38] Choro**
Right?
**[15:39] Mom**
Exactly.
**[15:40] Choro**
It's not that we want to keep him,
but we don't have a choice.
**[15:43] Mom**
Right.
**[15:45] Choro**
So, what are you going to do?
Which one are we parting with?
**[15:48] Mom**
What? Hmm...
**[16:00] Mom**
Then...
**[16:01] Choro**
Whoa, seriously?!
**[16:02] Mom**
I'll go along with the other sextuplets' opinion.
**[16:05] Mom**
Not to mention, if he's gone,
I do think the rest of you might change.
**[16:10] Choro**
It's decided?
**[16:11] Mom**
Yes.
**[16:12] Choro**
So we're parting ways with Osomatsu?
**[16:14] Mom**
Yes, Osomatsu.
**[16:17] Choro**
All right. I'll go get him, then.
**[16:21] Mom**
Wait!
**[16:24] Mom**
What should I do?
**[16:26] Choro**
Uh, about what?
**[16:27] Mom**
Osomatsu, huh?
**[16:29] Mom**
Really? Osomatsu?
**[16:29] Choro**
Seriously, what is your deal?
**[16:32] Mom**
I'm going to hold off on Osomatsu after all.
**[16:33] Choro**
Huh? You changed your mind?
**[16:35] Mom**
Yes.
**[16:35] Choro**
Okay, so who's it going to be?
**[16:38] Mom**
Huh? Um...
**[16:41] Mom**
This one.
**[16:42] Choro**
Karamatsu?
**[16:43] Mom**
Yes.
**[16:45] Choro**
Final answer?
**[16:45] Mom**
Final answer.
**[16:46] Choro**
Okay. I'll go get him.
**[16:49] Mom**
Wait.
**[16:50] Choro**
Huh?
**[16:52] Choro**
Mom?!
**[16:53] Choro**
Seriously, what is your deal?!
**[16:57] Choro**
Mom!
**[16:58] Mom**
I'm getting sick of this!
**[16:59] Choro**
Huh?!
**[17:00] Mom**
I know I'm the one who brought this up,
but actually having to pick one...
**[17:04] Mom**
I'm so sick of this!
**[17:06] Choro**
Mom!
**[17:07] Choro**
Calm down! You're the one
who brought this up!
**[17:11] Mom**
R-Right... I'm the one who brought
all of this up in the first place...
**[17:16] Mom**
I was about to go soft again.
**[17:18] Mom**
Thanks, Choromatsu-kun.
**[17:19] Choro**
No problem.
**[17:21] Choro**
What about this one?
**[17:22] Mom**
Ichimatsu? No!
**[17:25] Choro**
Then what about him?
**[17:26] Mom**
Todomatsu? No, no!
**[17:29] Choro**
What about him?!
**[17:29] Mom**
I said no!
**[17:31] Mom**
But he's such a good character!
**[17:34] Mom**
But he's so cute!
**[17:36] Mom**
He's such a good boy!
**[17:37] Mom**
I can't! I just can't!
**[17:39] Mom**
I just can't choose!
**[17:42] Choro**
Matsuyo! Get a friggin' grip, Matsuyo!
**[17:46] Mom**
I'm going to be honest.
**[17:48] Mom**
Even if you're all just lazing around
every day, or NEETs, I don't care.
**[17:53] Mom**
I actually don't care at all.
**[17:55] Choro**
What?! That's some confession!
**[17:58] Choro**
This goes against everything!
**[17:59] Choro**
Why did we waste all this time, then?
**[18:02] Mom**
It all just came out, but I meant it.
**[18:04] Mom**
As long as you're all doing well,
that's all that matters. I don't care at all.
**[18:08] Choro**
Oh, come on! You're the one
who brought all of this up!
**[18:13] Mom**
You're right! I was going soft again!
**[18:16] Mom**
I have to choose one!
**[18:18] Choro**
Is this ever going to end? Well, Mom?!
**[18:21] Mom**
Ugh! What am I supposed to do?!
**[18:25] Mom**
Oh, I know.
**[18:26] Mom**
You go, then.
**[18:27] Choro**
What?! Now it's me?
**[18:30] Choro**
Why?!
**[18:30] Mom**
I guess not. Then we'll
have your father decide.
**[18:33] Choro**
Huh?!
**[18:34] Mom**
No, maybe I'm the one who needs
to go to some kind of facility.
**[18:38] Choro**
Mom! You're not making any sense!
**[18:39] Choro**
Calm down!
**[18:41] Choro**
Mom!
**[18:45] Kara**
So, how'd it go?
**[18:47] Todo**
Who's it going to be?
**[18:48] Oso**
Choromatsu!
**[18:49] Jyu**
Choromatsu-niisan!
**[18:50] Ichi**
Well?
**[18:51] Choro**
In the end...
**[18:52] Choro**
Mom just couldn't decide.
**[18:57] Ichi**
Oh, thank goodness.
**[18:58] Todo**
So everything's on hold.
**[18:59] Oso**
We're just barely safe.
**[19:00] Jyu**
Safe, safe!
**[19:01] Kara**
We're saved.
**[19:03] Choro**
Well, I guess this is the best choice.
**[19:07] Dad**
I'm home.
**[19:08] Six**
Dad!
**[19:10] Dad**
Something wrong?
**[19:11] Jyu**
What's this about a correctional facility?
**[19:13] Dad**
Oh, that.
**[19:18] Dad**
I spent all day thinking about it at work,
**[19:21] Dad**
but it's just silly to think about
sending one of you off
**[19:25] Dad**
to a facility for two years.
**[19:27] Dad**
Still, I decided that you
need some tough love.
**[19:30] Six**
Huh?
**[19:31] Dad**
Starting tomorrow, three of you
will be going to the facility.
**[19:40] All**
What?!
**[19:41] Ichi**
Three of us?!
**[19:42] Oso**
Why is it more now?!
**[19:43] Dad**
Well, if we want to make our family
better, we need this resolve.
**[19:48] Kara**
Better?! No, that betterment
isn't necessary, Daddy!
**[19:51] Dad**
Now, then.
**[19:52] Dad**
Which three of you should I choose?
**[19:58] Oso**
D-D-D-D-Dad! I'll give you this!
**[20:00] Oso**
A coupon for a hostess club!
**[20:02] Dad**
What? Really?
**[20:03] Dad**
Osomatsu gets 100 points!
**[20:04] Oso**
All right!
**[20:05] Jyu**
Dad, you can have this
ticket to a baseball game!
**[20:08] Dad**
Jyushimatsu gets 50 points!
**[20:09] Jyu**
Yay!
**[20:10] Choro**
Dad, you can have this idol photobook.
**[20:12] Dad**
100 points!
**[20:13] Choro**
Yass!
***SIGN*** Softshell Turtle
**[20:14] Kara**
Daddy, use this!
**[20:17] Dad**
Nice, my son!
**[20:18] Kara**
One more.
**[20:19] Dad**
Great, my son!
**[20:20] Kara**
One more!
**[20:21] Dad**
50,000 sun! Karamatsu doesn't have to go!
**[20:25] Ichi**
Dad, here's the URL to a free porn site.
**[20:28] Dad**
One million points! You don't have to go!
**[20:30] Ichi**
Thanks!
**[20:31] Todo**
Dad, I'm sorry.
**[20:32] Dad**
Huh?
**[20:33] Todo**
I don't have anything to
give you like the others.
**[20:37] Todo**
But you know...
**[20:38] Todo**
Since I always had you to look up to,
**[20:41] Todo**
I know I'll grow up to be
a great man like you.
**[20:42] Todo**
Thanks for everything.
**[20:44] Dad**
A hundred million points!
You get to be a NEET for life!
**[20:47] Todo**
Yass! Don't you dare
underestimate Totty, damn it!
**[20:49] Oso**
All right, you guys!
**[20:51] Oso**
Let's show Dad how much we appreciate him!
**[20:55] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:56] Six**
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
**[20:59] Dad**
Don't worry! Don't worry, my little NEETs!
**[21:02] Dad**
Your father is so happy!
**[21:14] Mom**
We're such a strange family.
What am I going to do with all of you?
**[21:19] Mom**
More importantly, when are
you all going to get jobs?
**[21:23] Mom**
Honestly, you stupid little NEETs!
**[21:28] Choro**
Ow! What are you doing, Mom?
**[21:30] Todo**
Come on, Mom.
**[21:31] Jyu**
What're you doing?
**[21:33] Mom**
Well? Do you give up?
**[21:35] Ichi**
Uh, could you hurry up and move?
**[21:37] Kara**
Hey, Mommy!
**[21:39] Mom**
Nope. I'm going to stay like
this a little longer.
**[21:41] Oso**
Wait, why?!
**[21:47] Mom**
Nope.
***SIGN*** End
**[21:50] Mom**
Nope!
***SIGN*** Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
**[23:24] Jyu**
It's me, Jyushimatsu!
**[23:26] Jyu**
Next week's going to be about survival!
**[23:28] Jyu**
So I want to tell you trivia about survival!
**[23:31] Jyu**
I want to tell you trivia about survival!
**[23:36] Jyu**
I want to tell you trivia about survival!
**[23:40] Jyu**
I want to tell you trivia about survival!
**[23:43] Jyu**
I want to tell you trivia about survival!
***SIGN*** "Overseas Vacation"
**[23:47] Jyu**
I want to tell you trivia about survival!
**[23:52] Jyu**
Starving!