7 - A Man's Fight

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    After a quick bit of fan service,
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    we begin with a summary of the last episode.
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    Accompanied by his maid,
    a mysterious boy has come to see Nagi.
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    What might his true identity be?
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    This boy is Wataru Tachibana
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    and he is Nagi's... betrothed.
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    Huh?
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    That is all. End of summary.
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    That's no good, mister.
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    Ya gotta get over yer bashfulness!
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    Ya can't win scenes for yerself like this.
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    I-I see...
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    Listen up. What yer character
    lacks is punch, Mr. Klaus.
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    The comedic drive to step forward,
    even if ya hafta push people aside.
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    Okay, here goes.
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    Oh, my glasses, my glasses...
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    My glasses, my glasses,
    my glasses, my glasses...
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his
    mistress in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights
    and puts his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    I hope I get more screen time.
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    That's all for today.
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    A Man's Fight
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    Um, betrothed, as in...
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    Like a husband-to-be
    determined by her parents...?
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    Yes, that makes him her fiancé.
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    I see.
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    But Miss, I had no idea you had
    an official boyfriend.
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    Y-You're wrong! Don't misunderstand!
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    He's not my boyfriend,
    but my betrothed! My betrothed!
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    In other words, it's something
    our families decided on their own,
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    so... um...
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    No, really, I'm so surprised
    that you're betrothed.
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    A young lady of the upper class
    certainly has it different.
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    To Nagi, his smile...
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    You never told me you were betrothed!
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    Was our relationship just a game to you?!
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    ...apparently looked like that.
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    Hayate's pretty angry.
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    I must resolve the
    misunderstanding, no matter what!
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    But are they sure about this?
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    If the Miss marries into his family,
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    won't that be the end of the Sanzenin name?
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    There is no problem in that regard.
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    Since Nagi will not be the one
    to marry into his family.
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    Oh, so the Miss will receive Wataru
    into the family as her husband.
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    Like hell I'm being received
    as Nagi's husband!
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    But such a thing does not happen often.
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    An opportunity to marry
    an adorable girl like Miss Nagi...
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    Hayate...
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    Hah! A selfish, spoiled,
    irresponsible manga nerd,
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    who thinks she's the boss of this world!
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    Like anyone would want her!
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    Wh-What?!
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    Like hell I'm taking that
    from a brat like you,
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    you stupid, stupid, stupid!
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    That's my like, you ugly, ugly, ugly!
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    Wow, I guess people who are
    betrothed really do get along.
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    Ugly! Ugly!
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    Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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    If that looks like they're
    getting along to you,
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    you should go see an eye
    doctor or brain surgeon.
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    And you! Can't you be
    at least a little more ladylike?!
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    Wataru.
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    Th-That voice... Don't tell me...
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    Good morning, Wataru.
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    What are you doing so early in the morning?
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    Well... uh... Isumi...
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    Could it be because you also heard
    that Nagi had a new butler?
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    W-Well, I myself was of a similar mind.
SIGN    I Myself
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    "I myself"?!
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    But I just heard some loud noises...
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    Could it be that you were
    fighting with Nagi?
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    N-Not at all! We would never fight!
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    Nagi and I always get along famously!
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    What's with the drastic
    change in his persona?
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    Well, basically...
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    It means that Wataru likes Isumi.
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    What?! He likes someone else
    when he's betrothed?!
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    Well, it's not a betrothal
    that they wanted for themselves.
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    Then, does the Miss want to
    break off her betrothal to Wataru?
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    Of course, I do!
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    As if we could marry when
    we don't even like each other!
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    If Isumi comes to like Wataru,
    it would solve everything,
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    but regrettably, Wataru doesn't
    register on Isumi's radar at all.
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    So, whatever the case,
    if Wataru and Isumi become an item,
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    the betrothal will be off, correct?
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    Yes! It seems you finally understand!
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    Everyone, we haven't eaten this morning,
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    so how about some breakfast?
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    Would you prefer
    a Japanese breakfast, Isumi?
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    What?
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    W-Well...
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    Then, whichever you prefer,
    my dear Hayate...
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    I-Isumi! Don't tell me
    you have feelings for him?!
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    Then everyone, please head
    towards the dining room.
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    Hold it right there!
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    You're Nagi's new butler, right?
SIGN    RROOAARR
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    Uh, yes, my name is Hayate Ayasaki...
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    Since we're here, how about
    a little duel before breakfast?
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    Um, is it the norm for the rich and
    famous to have duels in the morning?
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    Who knows?
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    I don't really get it,
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    but he probably wants to
    show off how cool he is to Isumi.
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    Even though it's a waste of time.
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    Well, if he loses really badly,
    he may gain Isumi's sympathy,
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    so beat the crap out of him.
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    Uh, right...
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    All right, ready to meet your fate,
    you stupid butler?!
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    I'll warn you, though. Hayate's strong.
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    After all, he can catch up
    to a car on a bicycle.
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    Don't be ridiculous!
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    There's no way a poor-looking
    guy like him is strong!
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    Do you have any experience with sabers?
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    Hmm, let's see...
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    Well, that's about
    the best I can do with it.
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    Hey, what do you want to do?
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    Sh-Shut up!
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    O-Once a man's decided to do something,
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    there's no going back!
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    Oh, boy...
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    I know what the Miss asked me to do, but...
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    Hold on.
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    If I can neatly bring the two of them
    to an understanding...
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    Wind Scar!
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    Isumi, be with me...
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    Yes, I will marry you!
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    Yay! The betrothal's off!
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    Excellent work, Hayate!
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    All right, it's settled then!
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    Here I come!
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    Please watch this, Miss!
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    Hayate Ayasaki's greatest
    performance of his life!
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    Take this!
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    But...
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    Sharp instruments are dangerous,
    so let's still get that out of the way...
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    Whoa, he got me!
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    Thud.
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    Huh? That's odd.
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    That should've set the flag
    for a happy ending...
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    Oh, my dear Hayate...
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    To think you would lose on purpose,
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    so as not to hurt the pride
    of the violent and weak Wataru.
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    How kind of you...
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    N-Not at all!
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    Wataru is truly strong
    and I didn't stand a chance!
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    Huh? Oh, wait...
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    I'm... never... letting you
    get away with that...
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    I'll defeat you for sure someday!
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    Remember this! You idiot!
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    Th-This wasn't how it was supposed to be...
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    Goodness. To think he psychologically
    beat the crap out of him...
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    Hayate really is good.
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    Or rather, that cheap performance...
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    Is he still angry that I didn't
    tell him that I was betrothed?
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    Wataru has left the estate by himself.
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    Incidentally, as for his maid's bath...
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    The water was quite fine.
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    She was in there so long,
    the first half has already ended.
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    Tell me you love me.
    (Aishiteiru to itte kure)
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    Love beam! (Renai biimu)
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    I still think it would be better
    if I went to apologize to him.
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    What I did to Wataru was inexcusable.
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    Well, certainly,
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    I do feel a little sorry for him
    to leave things like this, but...
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    Leave it, leave it.
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    Besides, for a boy
    to cry in front of others...
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    How weak could he be?
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    My, that is awful! Calling him weak...
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    It is the truth, but since he made
    Wataru cry, he should apologize.
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    You're the one who made him cry, though.
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    S-So, given that I am going to apologize,
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    where will I be able to
    find Wataru's estate?
[10:12] ---
    What? Isn't that more
    of a building than an estate?
[10:16] ---
    Yes, because Wataru lives
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    at the top of the Tachibana
    Group's Shinjuku Headquarters.
[10:21] ---
    Wow, he's in the middle of downtown?
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    Then, the roads will be congested
    at this hour in the morning...
[10:30] ---
    I suppose taking the train
    would be faster than driving.
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    Huh? Did I say something wrong?
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    The train... Isumi, have you
    ever been on one?
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    I have ridden the Orient Express
    and the Siberian Express, but...
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    Not any in Japan...
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    Right?
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    Besides, there aren't all
    that many trains running, right?
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    Then, what's that?
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    This is a game. A game.
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    Could it be that you have
    never ridden a train, Miss?!
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    No, she hasn't.
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    But were there that many
    bullet train stations in Tokyo?
[11:04] ---
    Huh?! The bullet train?!
[11:05] ---
    What?! By train, you weren't
    referring to the bullet train?
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    Um, excuse my abrupt question,
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    but do you ladies know what the "subway" is?
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    The subway?
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    Yes, like the Oedo Line
    or the Marunouchi Line.
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    They are trains that run underground.
SIGN    Murmur
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    So, there are bullet trains
    running underground in Tokyo?
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    No, there are trains other
    than bullet trains!
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    So, underground, what kind
    of scenery do you see outside?
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    No, there is nothing to see!
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    I thought they're only
    for transporting Koubu
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    and ordinary people couldn't ride them!
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    That was just during the Taisho era!
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    Ah, that sounds interesting.
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    I had no intention
    of going to Wataru's place,
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    but I'd like to take a ride
    on this so-called subway.
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    All right, we are going to ride
    this subway thing, Hayate!
SIGN    Sanzenin
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    B-But will it be all right?
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    Getting on such a strange vehicle
    with just the children...
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    At Shinjuku Station alone,
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    approximately 570,000 people get
    on this strange vehicle every day.
SIGN    °Research by Hayate
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    Incidentally, the breakdown of that is...
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    ...230,000 people
    on the Metro Shinjuku Line,
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    100,000 people on the Oedo Line,
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    and 240,000 people on the Marunouchi Line.
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    That is all for the explanation.
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    Ah, you're so knowledgeable, Hayate!
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    You see that? Nothing to worry about.
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    Besides, we may get to see
    subterranean people or living dinosaurs!
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    Th-That is why I'm saying it's dangerous!
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    W-Well, we have Isumi along with us also,
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    so I will escort them carefully
    to keep from getting lost.
[12:25] ---
    Speaking of Isumi,
    where in the world is she?
[12:28] ---
    What?
[12:29] ---
    Could she have gotten lost already?!
[12:31] ---
    Oh, no! We only looked away
    for just a moment!
[12:33] ---
    I underestimated Isumi's abilities.
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    To start with, Maria, contact security.
[12:38] ---
    Hayate and I will search nearby!
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    Right!
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    Oh, wait, Nagi!
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    I think Isumi probably headed
    for that so-called subway, but...
[12:52] ---
    That's terrible! There are numerous
    subway stations in Tokyo alone!
[12:56] ---
    No, the "subway" in this case
    is Isumi's idea of the "subway".
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    So, I'd give it a 90 chance that
    she hasn't made it to the real subway.
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    Rum raisin! Triple on a regular cone!
[13:04] ---
    I-Is that so?
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    Yeah, Isumi never makes it
    to her destination on her own!
[13:12] ---
    So there will be no mistake
    if you follow me.
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    Where Isumi has gone
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    will be the closest place around
    that resembles the subway!
[13:20] ---
    Wait, no, no, no.
    Where in the world are we, Miss?
[13:24] ---
    Wh-Who knows?
[13:26] ---
    Earlier, I found a construction guy
    who sounded like he'd seen Isumi...
SIGN    A While Ago
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    Um, is this the entrance to the subway?
[13:33] ---
    Eh?
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    The subway, where they transport
    dinosaurs using bullet trains...
[13:38] ---
    Oh sure, it's definitely underground, but...
[13:40] ---
    Well, there are all kinds of unknown
    worlds sprawled under Tokyo
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    that even the government
    doesn't know everything about,
[13:46] ---
    so you just might find...
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    Wait, huh?! Missy?!
[13:49] ---
    So, I bought out the construction site
    and we went underground with security.
[13:54] ---
    I think that part went fine, but...
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    Th-That's a Griffon!
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    A trick of the light...
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    Part of me almost wishes it was
    and part of me doesn't...
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    Miss, where are you?!
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    At any rate, we should go back for now.
[14:16] ---
    Or we'll get lost for real, too.
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    M-Miss?
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    Y-You fool! Don't change
    directions so suddenly!
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    I thought you were leaving me behind!
[14:26] ---
    I don't handle dark places
    like this too well...
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    So please don't make any sudden moves.
[14:32] ---
    But Miss...
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    Then, what do you do at night?
[14:36] ---
    Might you have trouble
    sleeping alone at night?
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    No, wait... it's not...
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    I-It's not as if I can't sleep alone...
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    I'm not a child, after all.
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    I just have a hard time
    falling asleep sometimes...
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    And if there's a power outage,
    it gets pitch dark,
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    so it's kind of dangerous,
    you know... like...
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    Well, what does it matter?
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    It's cuter when you
    have qualities like that.
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    But that was a bit of a mistake.
[15:05] ---
    You see, you shouldn't yell
    in underground spaces like this.
[15:12] ---
    When you yell, they get scared
    and come leaping out...
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    I-Isumi!
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    Thank goodness! Let's run together!
[15:30] ---
    If we don't hurry, they'll...
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    Oh, dear...
[15:38] ---
    You are making a bit of a ruckus...
SIGN    Stopped
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    Huh?
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    My, how smart you are.
[15:52] ---
    Huh?! What?!
[15:53] ---
    Wh-What was that just now?!
[15:56] ---
    Thus, our dreams of the subway were crushed.
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    That's so stupid!
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    Dinosaurs? Subterranean men?
[16:03] ---
    Like they exist.
[16:05] ---
    I see...
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    Listen to me. The subway
    actually leads to Brazil.
[16:11] ---
    What? Brazil?
[16:13] ---
    That's right. That place is on
    the other side of Japan, right?
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    So it connects us to 'em.
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    Only thing ya gotta be careful of is
    that Brazil's a foreign country, right?
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    So, ya gotta show yer passport.
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    Next time ya have occasion
    to ride the subway,
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    show yer passport to the station staff
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    and say, "One child's ticket
    to Rio de Janeiro please."
[16:31] ---
    Got it?
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    I understand, Sakuya. Thank you.
[16:35] ---
    Hayate, if you're still going to
    insist on apologizing to Wataru,
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    I want you to give this to him.
[16:41] ---
    What? What is this?
[16:43] ---
    You mustn't open it on your
    way there, no matter what.
[16:45] ---
    Since there's no knowing
    who may be watching.
[16:48] ---
    What?
[16:51] ---
    Wow...
[16:54] ---
    It's the city...
[16:56] ---
    But still...
[16:57] ---
    What is this?
[16:58] ---
    It's not something to get rid
    of her betrothed, is it?
[17:00] ---
    Like a bomb or something...?
[17:02] ---
    Oh? If it isn't the Sanzenin family butler.
[17:07] ---
    Oh, Saki.
[17:09] ---
    Fancy meeting you here.
[17:11] ---
    Have you come to see the Young Sir?
[17:13] ---
    Oh, yes, just dropping by.
[17:15] ---
    Also, I'm delivering
    something from the Miss.
[17:17] ---
    In that case, I shall show you the way.
[17:20] ---
    What? Really? Thank you very much.
[17:25] ---
    Huh?
[17:27] ---
    Oh, our headquarters is this way,
    so please be sure to follow me.
[17:31] ---
    Oh, right...
[17:33] ---
    I don't really get it,
    but is Saki avoiding me?
[17:37] ---
    Um, Saki...
[17:42] ---
    What... the?
[17:45] ---
    P-Pardon me! Um, it's not
    that I'm avoiding you!
[17:47] ---
    So, um, you know...
[17:48] ---
    I'd never been held like
    that by a man before,
[17:51] ---
    so I sort of end up shying away by reflex...
[17:54] ---
    Oh, no, I don't mean you!
    I mean men in general!
[17:57] ---
    It doesn't really bother me.
[17:59] ---
    I'm used to people hating me anyway...
[18:01] ---
    No... uh... I'm sorry!
[18:08] ---
    We're here. This is it.
[18:10] ---
    What?
SIGN    Video Rental Video Tachibana
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    Um, isn't this a video rental store?
[18:17] ---
    It is.
[18:22] ---
    Young Sir, I have returned.
[18:24] ---
    Ah, Saki, thanks.
[18:31] ---
    What the hell are you here for?!
[18:33] ---
    N-No, I brought this to you from the Miss.
[18:36] ---
    Oh, the videos that I lent Nagi.
[18:38] ---
    Videos?
[18:40] ---
    Yeah, this is the Entertainment
    Division of the Tachibana Group.
[18:44] ---
    The Shinjuku flagship store
    of Rental Video Tachibana.
[18:46] ---
    The Tachibana Group itself
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    is almost dead due to
    the recent economic downturn.
[18:51] ---
    This rental store chain
    is their last holdout now.
[18:53] ---
    Saki, don't say such unnecessary things.
[18:56] ---
    Then, the fact you're betrothed is...
[18:58] ---
    Yeah, it means my parents
    are counting on Nagi's family fortune.
[19:03] ---
    They're used to being wealthy,
[19:05] ---
    so they're scared of no
    longer having a fortune.
[19:08] ---
    But where's the point in thinking
    about things so negatively?
[19:10] ---
    Just watch!
[19:12] ---
    I'll make this store huge
[19:14] ---
    and amass a fortune that'll
    dwarf the Sanzenin family!
[19:17] ---
    Like hell I'm being taken
    into the family as a husband!
[19:20] ---
    If I do that, I'm sure Isumi will also...
[19:26] ---
    This boy has a foul mouth,
    but he's a really good kid.
[19:30] ---
    That's why I can't just let him be.
[19:32] ---
    Saki, don't just stand there! Get to work!
[19:34] ---
    Oh, yes, sir!
[19:37] ---
    Rental video... So, is what
    I just delivered also...?
[19:40] ---
    Yeah, our goods.
[19:42] ---
    But as rich as the Miss is,
[19:44] ---
    surely she could just buy it
    instead of bothering to rent it.
[19:47] ---
    You're so naive!
[19:48] ---
    There're some extra-rare titles in
    this world that aren't on the market.
[19:53] ---
    Th-Then, are those DVDs also...?
[19:55] ---
    Yeah, this is Gurren Lag...
SIGN    Tachibana
[19:58] ---
    Bamboo! Bamboo poles!
[20:03] ---
    So you see, we've got
    a collection of treasures
[20:05] ---
    that we can't mention out loud.
[20:07] ---
    The genres are anime
    and special effects, of course!
[20:10] ---
    B-But isn't it illegal to rent them out
    in exchange for payment?
[20:13] ---
    No problem. I'm only showing
    off to Nagi privately.
SIGN    Wataru Only
[20:19] ---
    But someday, I'm going to surpass her
    with the power of money.
[20:24] ---
    Um, I'm really sorry about the other day.
[20:29] ---
    By way of apology, please allow me
    to become a member of this store.
[20:33] ---
    Well, a customer's a customer.
[20:37] ---
    Ayasaki, was it? I'll waive the sign-up fee.
[20:41] ---
    Huh?
[20:42] ---
    You're already registered as a member.
[20:44] ---
    What?
[20:45] ---
    Th-That can't be!
[20:46] ---
    I mean, I've never joined
    a rental membership before!
[20:50] ---
    But this photo's you, right?
[20:52] ---
    Shun Ayasaki...
[20:53] ---
    Huh? The name's different...
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Shun Ayasaki
SIGN    Legal Domicile
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Address
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Issued
SIGN    June 2, Heisei Year 17
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    My old man?!
[21:00] ---
    There are a total of 158 videos
    that haven't been returned.
[21:03] ---
    At 200 yen per video per day...
[21:06] ---
    Um, the late fees come out
    to exactly 1.58 million yen...
[21:13] ---
    I have returned.
[21:15] ---
    Ah, good work.
[21:16] ---
    Wait, what happened? You look so pale.
[21:20] ---
    For now, I settled things so
    I pay him back for the tapes...
[21:24] ---
    In installments.
[21:25] ---
    Huh?
[21:25] ---
    Right around the time
    when Hayate's debt increased...
[21:29] ---
    There were yet more people
    having a miserable experience.
[21:32] ---
    One child's ticket to Rio de Janeiro please.
[21:35] ---
    Pardon?
[21:37] ---
    To Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.
[21:40] ---
    Um...
[21:42] ---
    For someone unable to discern
    when they are being lied to,
[21:44] ---
    it is difficult to survive
    in our modern society.
[21:47] ---
    But let's just say that as people,
    it's best to have an honest attitude,
[21:49] ---
    so see you again next time.
[21:52] ---
    Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
[21:52] ---
    If my dreams have taken your heart
[21:58] ---
    Kizutsuke-tetara
[21:58] ---
    And brought it pain
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    Sono omoi wa itsuka
[22:03] ---
    Someday, that anguish
[22:08] ---
    Boku ga morau yo
[22:08] ---
    I will take from you
[22:13] ---
    Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
[22:13] ---
    While trembling over something precious
[22:19] ---
    Kakezuri-mawatte
[22:19] ---
    And madly dashing about
[22:23] ---
    Seou itami ni hibi wa
[22:23] ---
    The hurt I bore made the days
[22:29] ---
    Muimi ni sugita
[22:29] ---
    Go by emptily
[22:34] ---
    Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
[22:34] ---
    Just chasing and continually being overtaken
[22:40] ---
    Tohou ni kureru kaze
[22:40] ---
    A wind who's lost its bearing
[22:45] ---
    Kimi no doko ni furetara
[22:45] ---
    What part of you should I touch
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    Ii ka o sagashita
[22:50] ---
    I sought it out
[22:55] ---
    Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
[22:55] ---
    You alone, I want to protect so much
[23:00] ---
    Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
[23:00] ---
    Getting away from the rut of desire
[23:05] ---
    Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
[23:05] ---
    Someday, it will all be ours and that
[23:10] ---
    Kimi to boku no Proof
[23:10] ---
    Is our proof, yours and mine
[23:15] ---
    Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
[23:15] ---
    Even all my tears, I entrust to you
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
[23:27] ---
    ...Butler Report!
SIGN    Sign: Butler Report
[23:30] ---
    Hayate, you've settled into
    your role as a butler pretty nicely.
[23:33] ---
    Thank you very much, Miss.
[23:35] ---
    Having said that,
    you still need more training.
[23:37] ---
    This is no time to be singing, all carefree.
[23:39] ---
    R-Right...
[23:40] ---
    To start with, let's do special training,
[23:42] ---
    so you're ready no matter
    when some ancient supermen
[23:44] ---
    or diabolical supermen come attacking.
[23:45] ---
    What?! Supermen original to the anime?!
[23:47] ---
    That's right!
[23:48] ---
    You never know when the anime
    version of "Hayate the Combat Butler"
[23:51] ---
    will get its own original
    supermen, after all!
[23:53] ---
    What?! Really?!
[23:54] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:58] ---
    Say, Hayate, I have a favor to ask.
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
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    Yes, what might that be?
[24:01] ---
    Would you try these clothes on for me?
[24:03] ---
    Um, no matter how you look at it,
    that's a sailor uniform, right?
[24:07] ---
    Oh, Nagi! And here I was
    wondering what you were up to.
[24:09] ---
    Maria!
[24:10] ---
    This frilly outfit is sure
    to look good on Hayate!
[24:13] ---
    NOOO!!!
[24:16] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:17] ---
    "Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode".
[24:19] ---
    Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode
[24:19] ---
    For the future of Earth,
    I am at your service, meow!