# 7 - A Man's Fight
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
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That's right.
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*After a quick bit of fan service,*
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*we begin with a summary of the last episode.*
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* Accompanied by his maid,*
* a mysterious boy has come to see Nagi.*
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*What might his true identity be?*
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This boy is Wataru Tachibana
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and he is Nagi's... betrothed.
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Huh?
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*That is all. End of summary.*
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That's no good, mister.
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Ya gotta get over yer bashfulness!
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Ya can't win scenes for yerself like this.
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I-I see...
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Listen up. What yer character
lacks is punch, Mr. Klaus.
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The comedic drive to step forward,
even if ya hafta push people aside.
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Okay, here goes.
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Oh, my glasses, my glasses...
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My glasses, my glasses,
my glasses, my glasses...
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*A butler is one who serves.*
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*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
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*A butler is a formal guardian,*
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* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
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*Yes!*
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* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
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*A super combat battle story!*
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I hope I get more screen time.
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That's all for today.
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Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
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Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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Unmei ni makete
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Giving in to fate
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Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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And hunkering down is no fun
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Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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That's just not cool!
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Uso kara deta makoto
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Many a true word is spoken in jest
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Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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Zettai, nase ba naru!
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Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
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Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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Karada nami ni makasereba
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Just let it take you
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Kanchigai no yume
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Dreams that are misguided
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Mato-hazure no kitai
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Hopes that are way off base
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Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
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Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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Let's kick up the earth and start running
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Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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A Man's Fight
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Um, betrothed, as in...
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Like a husband-to-be
determined by her parents...?
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Yes, that makes him her fiancé.
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I see.
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But Miss, I had no idea you had
an official boyfriend.
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Y-You're wrong! Don't misunderstand!
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He's not my boyfriend,
but my betrothed! My betrothed!
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In other words, it's something
our families decided on their own,
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so... um...
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No, really, I'm so surprised
that you're betrothed.
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A young lady of the upper class
certainly has it different.
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*To Nagi, his smile...*
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You never told me you were betrothed!
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Was our relationship just a game to you?!
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*...apparently looked like that.*
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*Hayate's pretty angry.*
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* I must resolve the*
* misunderstanding, no matter what!*
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But are they sure about this?
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If the Miss marries into his family,
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won't that be the end of the Sanzenin name?
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There is no problem in that regard.
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Since Nagi will not be the one
to marry into his family.
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Oh, so the Miss will receive Wataru
into the family as her husband.
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Like hell I'm being received
as Nagi's husband!
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But such a thing does not happen often.
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An opportunity to marry
an adorable girl like Miss Nagi...
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Hayate...
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Hah! A selfish, spoiled,
irresponsible manga nerd,
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who thinks she's the boss of this world!
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Like anyone would want her!
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Wh-What?!
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Like hell I'm taking that
from a brat like you,
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you stupid, stupid, stupid!
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That's my like, you ugly, ugly, ugly!
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Wow, I guess people who are
betrothed really do get along.
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Ugly! Ugly!
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Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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If that looks like they're
getting along to you,
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you should go see an eye
doctor or brain surgeon.
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And you! Can't you be
at least a little more ladylike?!
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Wataru.
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Th-That voice... Don't tell me...
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Good morning, Wataru.
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What are you doing so early in the morning?
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Well... uh... Isumi...
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Could it be because you also heard
that Nagi had a new butler?
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W-Well, I myself was of a similar mind.
***SIGN*** I Myself
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*"I myself"?!*
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But I just heard some loud noises...
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Could it be that you were
fighting with Nagi?
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N-Not at all! We would never fight!
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Nagi and I always get along famously!
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What's with the drastic
change in his persona?
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Well, basically...
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It means that Wataru likes Isumi.
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What?! He likes someone else
when he's betrothed?!
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Well, it's not a betrothal
that they wanted for themselves.
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Then, does the Miss want to
break off her betrothal to Wataru?
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Of course, I do!
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As if we could marry when
we don't even like each other!
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If Isumi comes to like Wataru,
it would solve everything,
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but regrettably, Wataru doesn't
register on Isumi's radar at all.
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So, whatever the case,
if Wataru and Isumi become an item,
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the betrothal will be off, correct?
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Yes! It seems you finally understand!
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Everyone, we haven't eaten this morning,
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so how about some breakfast?
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Would you prefer
a Japanese breakfast, Isumi?
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What?
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W-Well...
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Then, whichever you prefer,
my dear Hayate...
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* I-Isumi! Don't tell me*
* you have feelings for him?!*
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Then everyone, please head
towards the dining room.
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Hold it right there!
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You're Nagi's new butler, right?
***SIGN*** RROOAARR
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Uh, yes, my name is Hayate Ayasaki...
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Since we're here, how about
a little duel before breakfast?
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Um, is it the norm for the rich and
famous to have duels in the morning?
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Who knows?
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I don't really get it,
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but he probably wants to
show off how cool he is to Isumi.
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Even though it's a waste of time.
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Well, if he loses really badly,
he may gain Isumi's sympathy,
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so beat the crap out of him.
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Uh, right...
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All right, ready to meet your fate,
you stupid butler?!
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I'll warn you, though. Hayate's strong.
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After all, he can catch up
to a car on a bicycle.
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Don't be ridiculous!
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* There's no way a poor-looking*
* guy like him is strong!*
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Do you have any experience with sabers?
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Hmm, let's see...
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Well, that's about
the best I can do with it.
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Hey, what do you want to do?
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Sh-Shut up!
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O-Once a man's decided to do something,
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there's no going back!
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*Oh, boy...*
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*I know what the Miss asked me to do, but...*
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*Hold on.*
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* If I can neatly bring the two of them*
* to an understanding...*
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Wind Scar!
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Isumi, be with me...
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Yes, I will marry you!
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Yay! The betrothal's off!
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Excellent work, Hayate!
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*All right, it's settled then!*
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Here I come!
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*Please watch this, Miss!*
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* Hayate Ayasaki's greatest*
* performance of his life!*
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Take this!
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*But...*
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* Sharp instruments are dangerous,*
* so let's still get that out of the way...*
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Whoa, he got me!
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Thud.
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*Huh? That's odd.*
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* That should've set the flag*
* for a happy ending...*
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Oh, my dear Hayate...
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To think you would lose on purpose,
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so as not to hurt the pride
of the violent and weak Wataru.
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How kind of you...
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N-Not at all!
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Wataru is truly strong
and I didn't stand a chance!
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Huh? Oh, wait...
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I'm... never... letting you
get away with that...
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I'll defeat you for sure someday!
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Remember this! You idiot!
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Th-This wasn't how it was supposed to be...
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Goodness. To think he psychologically
beat the crap out of him...
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Hayate really is good.
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*Or rather, that cheap performance...*
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* Is he still angry that I didn't*
* tell him that I was betrothed?*
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*Wataru has left the estate by himself.*
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*Incidentally, as for his maid's bath...*
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The water was quite fine.
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* She was in there so long,*
* the first half has already ended.*
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Tell me you love me.
(*A*ishiteiru to itte ku*re*)
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Love beam! (*Re*nai bii*mu*)
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I still think it would be better
if I went to apologize to him.
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What I did to Wataru was inexcusable.
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Well, certainly,
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I do feel a little sorry for him
to leave things like this, but...
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Leave it, leave it.
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Besides, for a boy
to cry in front of others...
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How weak could he be?
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My, that is awful! Calling him weak...
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It is the truth, but since he made
Wataru cry, he should apologize.
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You're the one who made him cry, though.
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S-So, given that I am going to apologize,
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where will I be able to
find Wataru's estate?
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What? Isn't that more
of a building than an estate?
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Yes, because Wataru lives
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at the top of the Tachibana
Group's Shinjuku Headquarters.
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Wow, he's in the middle of downtown?
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Then, the roads will be congested
at this hour in the morning...
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I suppose taking the train
would be faster than driving.
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Huh? Did I say something wrong?
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The train... Isumi, have you
ever been on one?
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I have ridden the Orient Express
and the Siberian Express, but...
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Not any in Japan...
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Right?
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Besides, there aren't all
that many trains running, right?
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Then, what's that?
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This is a game. A game.
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Could it be that you have
never ridden a train, Miss?!
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No, she hasn't.
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But were there that many
bullet train stations in Tokyo?
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Huh?! The bullet train?!
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What?! By train, you weren't
referring to the bullet train?
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Um, excuse my abrupt question,
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but do you ladies know what the "subway" is?
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The subway?
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Yes, like the Oedo Line
or the Marunouchi Line.
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They are trains that run underground.
***SIGN*** Murmur
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So, there are bullet trains
running underground in Tokyo?
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No, there are trains other
than bullet trains!
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So, underground, what kind
of scenery do you see outside?
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No, there is nothing to see!
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I thought they're only
for transporting Koubu
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and ordinary people couldn't ride them!
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That was just during the Taisho era!
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Ah, that sounds interesting.
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I had no intention
of going to Wataru's place,
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but I'd like to take a ride
on this so-called subway.
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All right, we are going to ride
this subway thing, Hayate!
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
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B-But will it be all right?
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Getting on such a strange vehicle
with just the children...
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At Shinjuku Station alone,
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approximately 570,000 people get
on this strange vehicle every day.
***SIGN*** °Research by Hayate
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Incidentally, the breakdown of that is...
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...230,000 people
on the Metro Shinjuku Line,
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100,000 people on the Oedo Line,
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and 240,000 people on the Marunouchi Line.
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That is all for the explanation.
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Ah, you're so knowledgeable, Hayate!
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You see that? Nothing to worry about.
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Besides, we may get to see
subterranean people or living dinosaurs!
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Th-That is why I'm saying it's dangerous!
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W-Well, we have Isumi along with us also,
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so I will escort them carefully
to keep from getting lost.
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Speaking of Isumi,
where in the world is she?
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What?
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Could she have gotten lost already?!
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Oh, no! We only looked away
for just a moment!
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I underestimated Isumi's abilities.
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To start with, Maria, contact security.
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Hayate and I will search nearby!
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Right!
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Oh, wait, Nagi!
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I think Isumi probably headed
for that so-called subway, but...
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That's terrible! There are numerous
subway stations in Tokyo alone!
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No, the "subway" in this case
is Isumi's idea of the "subway".
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So, I'd give it a 90 chance that
she hasn't made it to the real subway.
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Rum raisin! Triple on a regular cone!
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I-Is that so?
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Yeah, Isumi never makes it
to her destination on her own!
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So there will be no mistake
if you follow me.
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Where Isumi has gone
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will be the closest place around
that resembles the subway!
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Wait, no, no, no.
Where in the world are we, Miss?
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Wh-Who knows?
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Earlier, I found a construction guy
who sounded like he'd seen Isumi...
***SIGN*** A While Ago
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Um, is this the entrance to the subway?
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Eh?
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The subway, where they transport
dinosaurs using bullet trains...
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Oh sure, it's definitely underground, but...
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Well, there are all kinds of unknown
worlds sprawled under Tokyo
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that even the government
doesn't know everything about,
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so you just might find...
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Wait, huh?! Missy?!
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So, I bought out the construction site
and we went underground with security.
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I think that part went fine, but...
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Th-That's a Griffon!
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A trick of the light...
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Part of me almost wishes it was
and part of me doesn't...
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Miss, where are you?!
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At any rate, we should go back for now.
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Or we'll get lost for real, too.
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M-Miss?
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Y-You fool! Don't change
directions so suddenly!
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I thought you were leaving me behind!
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I don't handle dark places
like this too well...
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So please don't make any sudden moves.
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But Miss...
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Then, what do you do at night?
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Might you have trouble
sleeping alone at night?
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No, wait... it's not...
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I-It's not as if I can't sleep alone...
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I'm not a child, after all.
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I just have a hard time
falling asleep sometimes...
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And if there's a power outage,
it gets pitch dark,
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so it's kind of dangerous,
you know... like...
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Well, what does it matter?
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It's cuter when you
have qualities like that.
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But that was a bit of a mistake.
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You see, you shouldn't yell
in underground spaces like this.
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When you yell, they get scared
and come leaping out...
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I-Isumi!
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Thank goodness! Let's run together!
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If we don't hurry, they'll...
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Oh, dear...
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You are making a bit of a ruckus...
***SIGN*** Stopped
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Huh?
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My, how smart you are.
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Huh?! What?!
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Wh-What was that just now?!
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Thus, our dreams of the subway were crushed.
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That's so stupid!
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Dinosaurs? Subterranean men?
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Like they exist.
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I see...
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Listen to me. The subway
actually leads to Brazil.
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What? Brazil?
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That's right. That place is on
the other side of Japan, right?
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So it connects us to 'em.
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Only thing ya gotta be careful of is
that Brazil's a foreign country, right?
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So, ya gotta show yer passport.
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Next time ya have occasion
to ride the subway,
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show yer passport to the station staff
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and say, "One child's ticket
to Rio de Janeiro please."
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Got it?
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I understand, Sakuya. Thank you.
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Hayate, if you're still going to
insist on apologizing to Wataru,
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I want you to give this to him.
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What? What is this?
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You mustn't open it on your
way there, no matter what.
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Since there's no knowing
who may be watching.
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What?
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Wow...
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It's the city...
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But still...
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What is this?
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It's not something to get rid
of her betrothed, is it?
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Like a bomb or something...?
**[17:02] ---**
Oh? If it isn't the Sanzenin family butler.
**[17:07] ---**
Oh, Saki.
**[17:09] ---**
Fancy meeting you here.
**[17:11] ---**
Have you come to see the Young Sir?
**[17:13] ---**
Oh, yes, just dropping by.
**[17:15] ---**
Also, I'm delivering
something from the Miss.
**[17:17] ---**
In that case, I shall show you the way.
**[17:20] ---**
What? Really? Thank you very much.
**[17:25] ---**
Huh?
**[17:27] ---**
Oh, our headquarters is this way,
so please be sure to follow me.
**[17:31] ---**
Oh, right...
**[17:33] ---**
* I don't really get it,*
* but is Saki avoiding me?*
**[17:37] ---**
Um, Saki...
**[17:42] ---**
What... the?
**[17:45] ---**
P-Pardon me! Um, it's not
that I'm avoiding you!
**[17:47] ---**
So, um, you know...
**[17:48] ---**
I'd never been held like
that by a man before,
**[17:51] ---**
so I sort of end up shying away by reflex...
**[17:54] ---**
Oh, no, I don't mean you!
I mean men in general!
**[17:57] ---**
It doesn't really bother me.
**[17:59] ---**
I'm used to people hating me anyway...
**[18:01] ---**
No... uh... I'm sorry!
**[18:08] ---**
We're here. This is it.
**[18:10] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Video Rental Video Tachibana
**[18:15] ---**
Um, isn't this a video rental store?
**[18:17] ---**
It is.
**[18:22] ---**
Young Sir, I have returned.
**[18:24] ---**
Ah, Saki, thanks.
**[18:31] ---**
What the hell are you here for?!
**[18:33] ---**
N-No, I brought this to you from the Miss.
**[18:36] ---**
Oh, the videos that I lent Nagi.
**[18:38] ---**
Videos?
**[18:40] ---**
Yeah, this is the Entertainment
Division of the Tachibana Group.
**[18:44] ---**
The Shinjuku flagship store
of Rental Video Tachibana.
**[18:46] ---**
The Tachibana Group itself
**[18:48] ---**
is almost dead due to
the recent economic downturn.
**[18:51] ---**
This rental store chain
is their last holdout now.
**[18:53] ---**
Saki, don't say such unnecessary things.
**[18:56] ---**
Then, the fact you're betrothed is...
**[18:58] ---**
Yeah, it means my parents
are counting on Nagi's family fortune.
**[19:03] ---**
They're used to being wealthy,
**[19:05] ---**
so they're scared of no
longer having a fortune.
**[19:08] ---**
But where's the point in thinking
about things so negatively?
**[19:10] ---**
Just watch!
**[19:12] ---**
I'll make this store huge
**[19:14] ---**
and amass a fortune that'll
dwarf the Sanzenin family!
**[19:17] ---**
Like hell I'm being taken
into the family as a husband!
**[19:20] ---**
If I do that, I'm sure Isumi will also...
**[19:26] ---**
* This boy has a foul mouth,*
* but he's a really good kid.*
**[19:30] ---**
That's why I can't just let him be.
**[19:32] ---**
Saki, don't just stand there! Get to work!
**[19:34] ---**
Oh, yes, sir!
**[19:37] ---**
Rental video... So, is what
I just delivered also...?
**[19:40] ---**
Yeah, our goods.
**[19:42] ---**
But as rich as the Miss is,
**[19:44] ---**
surely she could just buy it
instead of bothering to rent it.
**[19:47] ---**
You're so naive!
**[19:48] ---**
There're some extra-rare titles in
this world that aren't on the market.
**[19:53] ---**
Th-Then, are those DVDs also...?
**[19:55] ---**
Yeah, this is Gurren Lag...
***SIGN*** Tachibana
**[19:58] ---**
Bamboo! Bamboo poles!
**[20:03] ---**
So you see, we've got
a collection of treasures
**[20:05] ---**
that we can't mention out loud.
**[20:07] ---**
The genres are anime
and special effects, of course!
**[20:10] ---**
B-But isn't it illegal to rent them out
in exchange for payment?
**[20:13] ---**
No problem. I'm only showing
off to Nagi privately.
***SIGN*** Wataru Only
**[20:19] ---**
But someday, I'm going to surpass her
with the power of money.
**[20:24] ---**
Um, I'm really sorry about the other day.
**[20:29] ---**
By way of apology, please allow me
to become a member of this store.
**[20:33] ---**
Well, a customer's a customer.
**[20:37] ---**
Ayasaki, was it? I'll waive the sign-up fee.
**[20:41] ---**
Huh?
**[20:42] ---**
You're already registered as a member.
**[20:44] ---**
What?
**[20:45] ---**
Th-That can't be!
**[20:46] ---**
I mean, I've never joined
a rental membership before!
**[20:50] ---**
But this photo's you, right?
**[20:52] ---**
Shun Ayasaki...
**[20:53] ---**
Huh? The name's different...
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Shun Ayasaki
***SIGN*** Legal Domicile
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Address
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Issued
***SIGN*** June 2, Heisei Year 17
**[20:56] ---**
*My old man?!*
**[21:00] ---**
There are a total of 158 videos
that haven't been returned.
**[21:03] ---**
At 200 yen per video per day...
**[21:06] ---**
Um, the late fees come out
to exactly 1.58 million yen...
**[21:13] ---**
I have returned.
**[21:15] ---**
Ah, good work.
**[21:16] ---**
Wait, what happened? You look so pale.
**[21:20] ---**
For now, I settled things so
I pay him back for the tapes...
**[21:24] ---**
In installments.
**[21:25] ---**
Huh?
**[21:25] ---**
* Right around the time*
* when Hayate's debt increased...*
**[21:29] ---**
* There were yet more people*
* having a miserable experience.*
**[21:32] ---**
One child's ticket to Rio de Janeiro please.
**[21:35] ---**
Pardon?
**[21:37] ---**
To Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.
**[21:40] ---**
Um...
**[21:42] ---**
* For someone unable to discern*
* when they are being lied to,*
**[21:44] ---**
* it is difficult to survive*
* in our modern society.*
**[21:47] ---**
* But let's just say that as people,*
* it's best to have an honest attitude,*
**[21:49] ---**
*so see you again next time.*
**[21:52] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[21:52] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[21:58] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[21:58] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:03] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:03] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:08] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:08] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:13] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:13] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:19] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:19] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:23] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:23] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:29] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:29] ---**
Go by emptily
**[22:34] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[22:34] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[22:40] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[22:40] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[22:45] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[22:45] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[22:50] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[22:50] ---**
I sought it out
**[22:55] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[22:55] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:00] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:00] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:05] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:05] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:10] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:10] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:15] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:15] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Sign: Butler Report
**[23:30] ---**
Hayate, you've settled into
your role as a butler pretty nicely.
**[23:33] ---**
Thank you very much, Miss.
**[23:35] ---**
Having said that,
you still need more training.
**[23:37] ---**
This is no time to be singing, all carefree.
**[23:39] ---**
R-Right...
**[23:40] ---**
To start with, let's do special training,
**[23:42] ---**
so you're ready no matter
when some ancient supermen
**[23:44] ---**
or diabolical supermen come attacking.
**[23:45] ---**
What?! Supermen original to the anime?!
**[23:47] ---**
That's right!
**[23:48] ---**
You never know when the anime
version of "Hayate the Combat Butler"
**[23:51] ---**
will get its own original
supermen, after all!
**[23:53] ---**
What?! Really?!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
Say, Hayate, I have a favor to ask.
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Yes, what might that be?
**[24:01] ---**
Would you try these clothes on for me?
**[24:03] ---**
Um, no matter how you look at it,
that's a sailor uniform, right?
**[24:07] ---**
Oh, Nagi! And here I was
wondering what you were up to.
**[24:09] ---**
Maria!
**[24:10] ---**
This frilly outfit is sure
to look good on Hayate!
**[24:13] ---**
NOOO!!!
**[24:16] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:17] ---**
"Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode".
**[24:19] ---**
Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode
**[24:19] ---**
For the future of Earth,
I am at your service, meow!