31 - Do you Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters?

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    When watching TV,
[00:04] ---
    please keep the room bright...
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    ...and sit well away from the TV.
[00:08] ---
    That's right.
[00:10] ---
    Hey, Nagi!
[00:12] ---
    I came to play with ya!
[00:15] ---
    Jump! Jump, Tama!
[00:17] ---
    Meow...
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    What're ya doin'?
[00:20] ---
    Ah, Saku. As you can see,
    I'm giving Tama exercise.
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    Exercise?
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    The truth is, she watched ferocious
    beasts leaping through flaming rings
SIGN    Zaendo Nagi Sanzenin
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    just earlier on a circus show on TV
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    and she decided it was
    the perfect exercise for Tama.
[00:32] ---
    That about sums it up.
[00:33] ---
    Now, jump! If a circus cat can do it,
    there's no way you can't!
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    Meow.
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    Ya moron!
[00:44] ---
    Why did you suddenly do that?!
[00:46] ---
    There's no way he can jump
    through a tiny ring like that!
[00:48] ---
    Or rather, animal abuse is even more risky
    than mentionin' copyrighted works!
[00:52] ---
    Don't ya know they've gone over 'n
    over it in the writers' meetings?!
[00:55] ---
    Hah! Even if a scriptwriter
    or two get fired,
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    it's not as if they'll drop
    the main heroine from the show.
SIGN    The Devouring of Dirt Nagi Sanzenin
[01:01] ---
    Um, both of you, such borderline
    conversations are a bit...
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    Meow.
[01:08] ---
    There, there. Nothin' to be scared of now.
[01:10] ---
    Hey, don't get attached to Saku!
    You're my pet, remember?!
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    Wow, I didn't know you were so good
    with animals, Sakuya.
[01:18] ---
    Well, it's not just animals, though.
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    Right, Nagi?
[01:24] ---
    Wh-Why are you saying that to me?!
[01:26] ---
    How true. Nagi used to
    adore Sakuya like a big sister...
[01:31] ---
    Don't, Maria!
[01:32] ---
    Whosoever commands the butlers,
    commands the world!
[01:36] ---
    The Great Butler War that will
    shake up the world has just begun!
[01:42] ---
    Is it one of those so-called
    youthful indiscretions
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    that you don't want to admit to?
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    Shut up!
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    Zettai nante shinjinai!
    I don't believe in absolutes!
[01:51] ---
    Fukanou nante nai!
    No such thing as impossible!
[01:53] ---
    Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
    The future is in the open palm of my hands
[01:59] ---
    Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
    A demon that I just can't win against
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    Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
    Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
[02:10] ---
    Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
    Experience points are almost not enough
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    Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
    Training for life, working hard at trial and error
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    Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
    Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
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    Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
    Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
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    Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
    I've found a treasure map
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    Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
    Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
[02:42] ---
    Happii na kanchigai
    A happy misunderstanding
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    Chikai wa yuruganai!
    My pledge will stand fast!
[02:48] ---
    Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
    I'll even change the direction of the wind
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    Kakkou wa kini-shinai
    I won't care how I look
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    Unmei ja kujikenai!
    No destiny will discourage me!
[02:59] ---
    Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
    Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
[03:17] ---
    Do You Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters?
[03:24] ---
    Wow!
[03:25] ---
    So, Miss, you used to call
    Sakuya "Big Sister Saku"?
[03:30] ---
    Humph! A thing of the unpleasant past!
[03:32] ---
    I've got tons of younger siblings,
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    so I often looked after Nagi along
    with the rest of 'em.
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    She was so cute.
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    When she was little, she used to
    want Sakuya's attention all the time...
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    I told you to stop talking about it!
[03:43] ---
    You've never looked after li'l kids,
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    and that's why ya still haven't
    grown outta bein' a kiddy.
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    Don't mock me! If I had younger siblings,
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    I could look after them
    way better than you, Saku!
[03:56] ---
    For real? Then prove it.
[03:59] ---
    Very well!
[04:00] ---
    Hey, Hayate!
[04:01] ---
    Yes?
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    A-And why do I have to
    dress up like this again?
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    So cute!
[04:12] ---
    Rejoice! You look really
    good in that, Hayate!
[04:14] ---
    That does not make me happy!
[04:16] ---
    Wait, why do I have to dress like a girl?!
[04:18] ---
    Well, don't sweat the details.
[04:21] ---
    I will look after you now!
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    Seek my attention all you like!
[04:25] ---
    I see...
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    But what in the world should I do
    to seek your attention?
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    Oh, you're so dense!
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    You know, call me "Dear Sister Nagi"
[04:34] ---
    and you just have to cry and cling to me.
[04:36] ---
    I-I see...
[04:43] ---
    Dear Sister Nagi!
[04:44] ---
    Ah, what's the matter?
[04:47] ---
    Dear Sister!
[04:48] ---
    You...
SIGN    °Conceptual Footage
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    ...insolent bastard!
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    Taking advantage of the confusion
    to do something perverted?!
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    I don't recall raising you
    to be such a naughty child!
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    Please forgive me, Miss.
    I mean, Dear Sister Nagi...
[05:04] ---
    Well, butler-in-debt?
    Takin' care of Nagi's not easy, right?
[05:09] ---
    This is nothing unusual, though.
[05:10] ---
    I just can't get in the mood
    because you're not a real child!
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    A real child?
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    That's right!
[05:18] ---
    This estate has lots of
    out-of-the-way places and jungles
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    where two or three children
    could have easily strayed into!
[05:23] ---
    Hayate, go find children this instant!
[05:26] ---
    That is easy for you to say, but...
[05:29] ---
    I have things like this
    prepared for you, too...
[05:33] ---
    U-Understood!
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    She really is such a willful child.
[05:39] ---
    But I wonder what Hayate plans to do...
[05:41] ---
    She asked for real children, but...
[05:43] ---
    Well, if it comes down to it,
    he'll just hafta kidnap 'em from somewhere.
[05:48] ---
    I have brought them!
SIGN    WHAT?!
[05:57] ---
    What's goin' on?! Don't tell me
    ya really kidnapped 'em!
[06:00] ---
    Y-You have the wrong idea!
    Please calm down, Sakuya!
[06:05] ---
    Lost?
[06:07] ---
    Yes, they were wandering around the
    gate, so I took them in for their safety.
[06:11] ---
    They're apparently on vacation
    and became separated from their parents.
[06:13] ---
    It's not like they're Isumi.
    Why'd they stray into a place like this?
[06:18] ---
    At any rate, we should call the police.
[06:22] ---
    Nooo!
[06:24] ---
    Oh, dear. They may not like it, but...
[06:27] ---
    There is nothing to be scared of.
[06:28] ---
    It's not as if he police will
    suddenly attack you with an Ingram.
[06:32] ---
    Take that!
[06:33] ---
    They won't mobilize Special
    Vehicles Section 2 for lost kids!
[06:37] ---
    What does it matter?
[06:39] ---
    Miss?
[06:42] ---
    We just happened to be
    in need of children anyway.
[06:44] ---
    We will look after them for a while.
[06:46] ---
    Ya moron! They're not pets, ya know!
[06:48] ---
    There's no way ya can just...
[06:51] ---
    Thank you, very rich big sister!
[06:53] ---
    Rich big sister!
[06:55] ---
    Ah, you guys are cute. What are your names?
[06:59] ---
    I'm Itsuki!
[07:00] ---
    I'm Shunji!
[07:01] ---
    Nice to meet you, very rich big sister!
[07:04] ---
    Hayate, it seems I have a knack
    for it that makes children like me!
[07:08] ---
    Uh-huh...
[07:12] ---
    But their parents are sure
    to be worried by now.
[07:16] ---
    Oh, that's not a problem.
[07:18] ---
    Summon the SP Unit!
[07:20] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[07:22] ---
    Listen up!
[07:22] ---
    On the honor of the Sanzenin family SP Unit,
[07:25] ---
    find the parents of these
    two brothers, no matter what!
[07:28] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[07:47] ---
    Just you wait.
[07:49] ---
    I'll get you back
    to your parents in no time.
[07:51] ---
    Th-Thank you, but you can take your time.
[07:54] ---
    We're not in a big hurry.
[07:56] ---
    Starting now, you two
    are my little brothers!
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    I'll look after you with plenty of care!
[08:01] ---
    Really?!
[08:02] ---
    What are you going to do
    for us, rich big sister?
[08:05] ---
    Now, now, you are to address me
    as Dear Sister Nagi.
[08:08] ---
    Yes, Dear Sister Nagi!
[08:11] ---
    What is the matter, Sakuya?
[08:14] ---
    Ow!
[08:15] ---
    Oh, I just had somethin' on my mind.
[08:18] ---
    Y-You didn't have to hit me...
[08:23] ---
    Now, then...
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    While I said I would look after them,
[08:28] ---
    what in the world am I supposed to do?
[08:30] ---
    Dear Sister Nagi, how much is this vase?
[08:32] ---
    Huh? That's at best about 10 million.
[08:37] ---
    Hey, what about this painting?
[08:39] ---
    That's probably no more
    than 30 million, too.
[08:41] ---
    Awesome!
[08:42] ---
    Hey, Nagi.
[08:44] ---
    What is it, Saku?
[08:45] ---
    I'm gonna leave somethin'
    of mine here for a bit.
[08:47] ---
    I don't mind.
[08:49] ---
    It's a treasure of mine that's worth
    way more than yer ordinary junk,
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    so don't ya dare touch it.
[08:55] ---
    I don't really have any
    interest in your belongings.
[08:59] ---
    Well, I'll leave it in yer care.
[09:04] ---
    All right!
[09:05] ---
    Now, I'll show you guys
    even more amazing treasures!
[09:09] ---
    Treasures?
[09:11] ---
    We wanna see!
[09:14] ---
    There, read whatever book you like!
[09:18] ---
    This is treasure?
[09:20] ---
    What's wrong?
[09:21] ---
    They're all über-rare doujinshis.
[09:26] ---
    I feel like she isn't
    doing anything different
[09:29] ---
    from what she usually does alone...
[09:30] ---
    Indeed.
[09:32] ---
    It seems you guys still don't understand.
SIGN    Can't show it, even on DVD
[09:34] ---
    Look! This book is said to be
    one of only 200 copies in the world
[09:38] ---
    and it contains the mythical
    final chapter of YuYu Hakusho...
[09:41] ---
    Ya moron!
[09:43] ---
    What did you do that for, Saku?!
[09:45] ---
    How is this lookin' after 'em?!
[09:47] ---
    Yer dealin' with little kids here!
    There're better things to do!
[09:50] ---
    For example, read a picture book to them.
[09:52] ---
    What? What a pain...
[09:54] ---
    Don't make the sort of face
    that kids'll wanna copy.
[09:56] ---
    Besides, this room
    is dedicated to doujinshis!
[09:59] ---
    Of course, there aren't any books
    for young children!
[10:01] ---
    Ya got it all wrong!
[10:02] ---
    If ya don't give 'em things
    that kids are more likely to enjoy,
[10:04] ---
    what's the point?!
[10:05] ---
    Things kids are likely to enjoy?
[10:07] ---
    I know! Do you guys like animals?
[10:10] ---
    Animals?
[10:12] ---
    We like them!
[10:14] ---
    Rarr...
[10:15] ---
    What's wrong? You said you liked
    animals, so I brought him here.
[10:19] ---
    Go on, play with him.
[10:21] ---
    Um, there's the danger that they
    might get eaten before they can play...
[10:25] ---
    Indeed.
[10:26] ---
    Ya moron!
[10:28] ---
    Why do you keep doing that, Saku?!
[10:30] ---
    Ya guys wanna hurry up
    and get outta this room, right?
[10:33] ---
    We do, we do!
[10:34] ---
    Sheesh, you guys are so spoiled.
[10:37] ---
    Then, next, we'll go to the game room...
[10:38] ---
    Hold it!
[10:39] ---
    Rather than stayin' inside,
    it's better for li'l kids to play outside!
[10:42] ---
    Don't just decide that!
[10:43] ---
    I said I would look after these guys...
[10:46] ---
    Outside is good!
[10:47] ---
    We'll play outside!
[10:49] ---
    Wha?!
[10:50] ---
    Majority rule. It's settled.
[10:56] ---
    Too rich for my blood.
    (Takou te kanawanwa.)
[11:00] ---
    Wahoo! Wahoo!
    (Wahooi! Wahooi!)
[11:05] ---
    Oh, hey!
[11:12] ---
    I'm a proudly independent
    online game warrior.
[11:14] ---
    Why must I play a Showa era game like this?
[11:17] ---
    Sheesh, ya really have no stamina, do ya?
[11:20] ---
    Shut up! And you're
    the one who suggested this!
[11:22] ---
    Why are you taking it so easy?!
[11:24] ---
    Hey!
[11:25] ---
    Haha! Nagi, you slowpoke!
[11:27] ---
    We dare you to come get us!
[11:29] ---
    Damn them... Returning my
    kindness with ingratitude...
[11:32] ---
    Call me Dear Sister!
[11:34] ---
    Miss, shall I take your place?
[11:36] ---
    Mind your own business!
[11:39] ---
    I'll catch you guys for sure!
[11:41] ---
    Yay!
[11:42] ---
    One! Two...
[11:44] ---
    She really is competitive, isn't she?
[11:46] ---
    Well, it's very like her, though.
[11:48] ---
    She hasn't changed one bit.
[11:51] ---
    She used to be extremely
    shy 'round strangers.
[11:53] ---
    She didn't even talk
    to me much to begin with.
[11:56] ---
    Well, she was surrounded
    by adults who were after her fortune,
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    so it's no surprise.
[12:09] ---
    Yo!
[12:10] ---
    Hey, wanna go play explorers?
[12:13] ---
    What?
[12:14] ---
    Th-That's okay...
[12:15] ---
    Well, just c'mon.
[12:18] ---
    It was slow goin', but she eventually
    started playin' with everyone...
[12:22] ---
    I had no idea.
[12:24] ---
    Ninety-nine! One hundred!
[12:26] ---
    All right!
SIGN    Sanzenin Roadblock
[12:35] ---
    Wh-What could this be?
[12:37] ---
    Hello.
[12:40] ---
    Might you be one of their parents?
[12:43] ---
    Parents...?
[12:45] ---
    Oh, please! I don't have any children!
[12:48] ---
    I mean, forget about even going
    that far with the guy I like,
[12:51] ---
    about all we've done is hold hands.
[12:53] ---
    Oh, and resting his head in my lap.
[12:55] ---
    Wait...
[12:55] ---
    Look what you made me say!
[13:01] ---
    I-In front of Ogikubo Station.
[13:03] ---
    Still have not identified
    anyone fitting the description...
[13:06] ---
    Over.
[13:07] ---
    Not here in front of Mitaka Station.
[13:09] ---
    Not here are Oizumigakuen!
[13:11] ---
    Not here in Anime Town, Kami-igusa!
[13:13] ---
    Darn it! Find them! Find them!
[13:15] ---
    Go over every train station
    with a fine tooth comb!
[13:20] ---
    Whew! I'm tired!
[13:23] ---
    That was fun!
[13:25] ---
    How 'bout it? Feels good
    to play outside, too, doesn't it?
[13:29] ---
    Humph! I was not playing.
    I was only looking after these guys.
[13:34] ---
    But...
[13:36] ---
    It really must be nice to have siblings...
[13:40] ---
    Nagi...
[13:41] ---
    All right!
[13:43] ---
    I'm going to do this!
[13:43] ---
    I feel like I can do good this time!
[13:46] ---
    What?! Don't tell me...
[13:49] ---
    Dear Sister Nagi will now
    cook a fantastic feast!
[13:53] ---
    Ooh!
[13:54] ---
    Miss, are you going to be okay?
[13:56] ---
    Perhaps we should help you, too...
[13:58] ---
    Ah-ah! No need to worry!
[14:01] ---
    I won't mess up again like last time.
[14:03] ---
    You guys be good and wait, all right?
[14:05] ---
    Okay!
[14:09] ---
    All right, it's done.
[14:11] ---
    Itsuki, Shunji, thanks for waiting.
[14:13] ---
    Ooh!
[14:15] ---
    Uh, hold on a second.
[14:18] ---
    Here, say, "Ah."
[14:26] ---
    Oh, I was afraid of that...
[14:27] ---
    Miss, are you all right?
[14:29] ---
    I am fine, Hayate!
[14:31] ---
    I cannot allow something
    like this to defeat me.
[14:33] ---
    On my honor as the next
    head of the Sanzenin family!
[14:36] ---
    Hey, let's go.
[14:37] ---
    Fighting spirit alone will
    not improve your cooking.
[14:37] ---
    What? Okay...
[14:40] ---
    I'll help you, too.
[14:42] ---
    Okay... Thanks.
[14:44] ---
    Good grief.
[14:48] ---
    Oh? Where did those kids go?
[15:02] ---
    She said this contained
    really valuable treasure.
[15:05] ---
    Hey, Bro, let's not do this.
    What we're doing is bad.
[15:09] ---
    What are you saying, now that we're here?!
[15:11] ---
    We finally snuck into a filthy rich house!
[15:14] ---
    B-But...
[15:15] ---
    I figured it was somethin' like this.
[15:17] ---
    I got a big whiff of somethin' shady
    goin' on right from the get go.
[15:21] ---
    Well, it's nothin' to me
    if ya steal that cheap stuff from me.
[15:24] ---
    But ya know...
[15:26] ---
    ...if ya make my partner cry,
    I'll never forgive ya!
[15:29] ---
    Sh-She's scary!
[15:34] ---
    Hey!
[15:36] ---
    What in the world...?
[15:37] ---
    Hold it right there!
[15:41] ---
    What's going on, Sakuya?
[15:43] ---
    We can talk later. Let's go after 'em!
[15:45] ---
    A-All right!
SIGN    By Nagi Sanzenin
[15:50] ---
    What do you think?
[15:54] ---
    Maria!
[15:56] ---
    You did very well.
[15:58] ---
    Hey! It's done for real this time!
[16:02] ---
    Huh? Where are Itsuki and Shunji?
[16:04] ---
    Come to think of it, Hayate's gone, too.
[16:06] ---
    I never imagined those kids would...
[16:08] ---
    They probably got their reasons,
[16:10] ---
    but they got away before
    I could press 'em for answers.
[16:16] ---
    Maria!
[16:17] ---
    What's going on, you two? In such a hurry...
[16:20] ---
    The thing is...
[16:21] ---
    Did something happen, Saku?
[16:23] ---
    N-Nagi?!
[16:24] ---
    Um, it turns out that those kids...
[16:26] ---
    Moron! Don't say that!
[16:27] ---
    Those kids? Has something
    happened to Itsuki and Shunji?!
[16:31] ---
    Y-Ya see, those guys...
[16:33] ---
    A robber got into the residence just earlier
    and kidnapped those two!
[16:37] ---
    What?!
[16:47] ---
    Maria, Itsuki and Shunji
    are all right, aren't they?
[16:50] ---
    They'll come back for sure, right?
[16:52] ---
    Don't worry. The security robots
    will be sure to find the robber.
[16:57] ---
    We gotta find 'em before
    the security robots spot 'em!
[17:00] ---
    Sakuya, why did you do that earlier?
[17:03] ---
    Nagi'd be hurt if she learned the truth.
[17:06] ---
    Sakuya...
[17:07] ---
    And besides, I'm worried 'bout them, too.
[17:14] ---
    What should we do? Things have
    gotten really crazy somehow.
[17:17] ---
    They'll probably turn us over to the police.
[17:22] ---
    Intruders detected! Intruders detected!
[17:25] ---
    Bro!
[17:30] ---
    Are we done for?!
[17:31] ---
    Stop!
[17:35] ---
    Makita! Kunieda!
[17:51] ---
    Are you two both all right?
[17:54] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[17:55] ---
    Good grief.
[17:57] ---
    Ya guys, not a word 'bout this to anyone.
[18:00] ---
    We're sorry. We'll give this back.
[18:02] ---
    So please don't turn us over to the police.
[18:05] ---
    Don't worry. I won't hand ya
    guys over to the police.
[18:09] ---
    Really?!
[18:11] ---
    Yeah, and ya guys can have that, too.
[18:13] ---
    Keep it as a souvenir.
[18:15] ---
    What? But...
[18:16] ---
    This is an incredible treasure, right?
[18:19] ---
    Try openin' it up.
[18:34] ---
    Saku, what happened?! Did you find them?!
[18:37] ---
    Man, I had it all wrong.
    They weren't kidnapped.
[18:41] ---
    What?
[18:42] ---
    Then...
[18:43] ---
    Itsuki and Shunji's
    parents came to get them.
[18:47] ---
    What?!
[18:48] ---
    Seems they had some business they
    suddenly had to rush home for.
[18:52] ---
    They said they wanted to say good-bye to ya,
[18:55] ---
    but they apparently didn't
    even have time for that.
[18:57] ---
    Oh, my, how sudden.
[18:59] ---
    I see.
[19:01] ---
    But they found their parents then.
[19:03] ---
    I'm glad.
[19:05] ---
    Miss...
[19:09] ---
    Cheer up, Nagi.
[19:11] ---
    Saku...
[19:12] ---
    You've got us, remember?
[19:20] ---
    Right!
[19:21] ---
    It's doubtful the Sanzenin Miss
    will ever battle loneliness again
[19:24] ---
    or so it seemed on this long autumn night.
[19:29] ---
    Next time, they will fight a super butler,
    who looks somewhat familiar.
SIGN    National Kiddy Comedy Competition
[19:39] ---
    Why the heck?!
[19:40] ---
    Give it a rest already!
[19:42] ---
    Why the heck?!
[19:43] ---
    Give it a rest already!
[19:43] ---
    Go for it! Become popular entertainers!
[19:44] ---
    Why the heck?!
[19:45] ---
    Rake it in and escape from poverty!
[19:46] ---
    Give it a rest already!
[19:50] ---
    Mistress Kuzuha, the autumn is deepening.
SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle
[19:58] ---
    Yes, indeed. My appetite
    refuses to be quieted.
[20:01] ---
    I agree, Mistress Kuzuha.
[20:04] ---
    Come forth, Mysterious
    Butler of Darkness No. 3!
[20:08] ---
    Make Hayate Ayasaki...
[20:11] ---
    ...one of us!
[20:13] ---
    It's a dead heat! This is getting exciting!
[20:16] ---
    Speed! Energy!
[20:18] ---
    The motor passionately
    drives the four wheels!
SIGN    National Mini 4WD Grand Prix
[20:21] ---
    That's the fastest hobby
    there is, the Mini 4WD!
[20:23] ---
    Don't lose! Tear it up! My Emperor!
[20:26] ---
    This is nothing! The next corner
    will be the true battle!
[20:29] ---
    I have to get to the bottom
    of this ridiculous situation today!
[20:32] ---
    Uh, um, who in the world...
[20:35] ---
    Hmph! Time to dash!
[20:37] ---
    I'm Mysterious Butler of Darkness Mini 4WD!
[20:39] ---
    I have come to defeat you
    at the request of a certain person!
[20:42] ---
    "M-Mysterious"?
[20:44] ---
    O-Oh, so that's the premise...
[20:47] ---
    Uh, um, so who is this "certain person"?
[20:51] ---
    Do you want to know? It's...
[20:53] ---
    Uh-oh! This is a bad situation for them!
[20:59] ---
    There's a storm raging across the course!
[21:01] ---
    At this rate, both vehicles
    will be thrown off the course!
[21:05] ---
    At this rate...
[21:08] ---
    Go!
[21:17] ---
    Goal!
[21:18] ---
    Hayate Ayasaki's machine,
    the Hayate Magnum, is in first place!
[21:21] ---
    I did it!
[21:23] ---
    Damn it!
[21:27] ---
    I'll win the next race for sure!
SIGN    You Are Today's Champion!!
[21:31] ---
    Congratulations, Hayate Ayasaki!
[21:33] ---
    Thank you very much!
[21:38] ---
    Huh?
[21:40] ---
    I ended up dancing to their tune again.
[21:42] ---
    But there's one thing I've figured out.
[21:44] ---
    Someone...
[21:45] ---
    Someone is out to get me!
[21:47] ---
    What the heck are you saying
    after all this time?
SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle
     The End
[21:51] ---
    Waratte lun-lun-lun
    Smile lun-lun-lun
[21:53] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
[21:57] ---
    Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
    A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
[22:03] ---
    Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[22:06] ---
    Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
    A whimsical dance with you under the sun
[22:21] ---
    Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
    Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
[22:25] ---
    Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
    My next words become lost
[22:32] ---
    Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
    The mature gaze that envelopes me
[22:37] ---
    Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
    Makes me forget my bravado
[22:42] ---
    Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
    Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
[22:49] ---
    Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
    And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
[22:54] ---
    Lun-lun-lun
    Lun-lun-lun
[22:55] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
[23:00] ---
    Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
    Look, there's a smile there already, see?
[23:05] ---
    Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[23:08] ---
    Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
    In a breeze of your making
[23:13] ---
    Odoru hidamari no dansu
    A dance in a sunny spot
SIGN    Ayumu Nishizawa's
SIGN    Lettering by Mikako Takahashi
[23:25] ---
    Ayumu Nishizawa's Butler Report!
SIGN    Butler Report
[23:28] ---
    Hey, there, it's Ayumu Nishizawa.
    I hope you've all been well.
[23:31] ---
    I've been put in charge of this
    segment for a while to come.
[23:35] ---
    Don't you think this song is a great song?
[23:37] ---
    It's totally like "wavering maiden", right?
[23:39] ---
    I'd love it if you all memorized it
    and sang it at karaoke!
[23:41] ---
    I don't know if it'll
    get distributed, though.
[23:45] ---
    You're the thieving hamster!
[23:46] ---
    Oh, right, you're our guest today.
[23:48] ---
    I heard that I'd get to see
    Hayate if I came here...
[23:50] ---
    He said he was going to
    be late today. Too bad.
[23:53] ---
    Crushed!
[23:53] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:55] ---
    Preview
[23:58] ---
    It seems Isumi is headed for this estate.
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    And she's coming alone!
[24:01] ---
    Alone?
[24:03] ---
    Please, help us!
[24:05] ---
    Crap! This is bad!
[24:07] ---
    Hallucinatin' in the middle of town is bad!
[24:09] ---
    Calm down, Sakuya.
    This fish is not a hallucination.
[24:14] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:15] ---
    "Devil Hunter Welcome
    Yoko Isumi, and Nabeshin".
[24:15] ---
    Next Hayate the Combat Butler
    Devil Hunter Welcome Yoko Isumi, and Nabeshin
[24:18] ---
    Wait, who in the world is
    that afro-ish person?
[24:20] ---
    Did you know?
[24:21] ---
    I hear Nabeshin can't eat
    things that are too hot.