35 - Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip
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When watching TV,
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please keep the room bright...
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...and sit well away from the TV.
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That's right.
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Miss! Miss!
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MISSSSSSS!
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She's not here.
[00:20] ---
That's strange.
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She's not over here, either.
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Where could the Miss have...
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Senpai!
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Wh-What has gotten into you, Miss?
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Senpai, please use this sports towel!
[00:38] ---
I'll be cheering for you
during today's match!
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Huh?
[00:42] ---
Wh-What match?
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It's so embarrassing!
[00:46] ---
The Miss has lost it!
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Nagi is currently writing a new manga.
[00:52] ---
A m-manga?
[00:53] ---
She's apparently trying her hand
at a lighthearted teenage love story.
[00:56] ---
Yes, that's right.
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I thought if I put myself
in my character's shoes,
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the pages would just draw themselves, but...
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It's no good! I can't draw!
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Are you all right, Miss?
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It was going well up to a point, but...
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Going well?
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Yes, it was going well.
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I have Chadao Ohsotogari,
captain of the kabaddi team,
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an institution at Saint Yam Academy.
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And our heroine, Nobue
Iglesias, is in love with him
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and after numerous lame near-misses,
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she finally get to go on a date with Chadao,
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but this crucial scene isn't going anywhere
and it's just a bulldog, wow!
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Uh, is that really
a lighthearted teenage love story?
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It's completely cliché...
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Why?!
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I'm supposed to be a genius,
so why can't I draw?!
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Now, don't get so hung up on that.
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I got it!
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I can't draw, because
I have no reference material!
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Huh?
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That must be it!
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So, you heard me, Hayate!
[01:50] ---
Yes?
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I want you to go immediately
and gather reference material!
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R-Reference material?
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I want you to go to the date spots
that young people favor these days
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and capture it on that camera!
[01:59] ---
W-Well, but...
[02:01] ---
I have absolutely no idea
about trendy date spots.
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Oh, "Quit arguing! Your mistress
is in dire straits! Hurry up and go!"
[02:08] ---
Is that it?
[02:08] ---
Yeah, yeah.
SIGN Tokyo Date Spots
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Oh, man...
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I've never gone on a date before.
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A rare modern youth indeed.
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Please leave it.
[02:19] ---
Alrighty. Leaving it.
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Let's see, where in the world should I go?
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When it comes to dates,
shouldn't you look at Harajuku?
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I said, leave it!
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Harajuku...
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Wait, what?!
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Um... Um... Um, um, um, um...
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I-I-I-I-Is... Is... Is that you, Maria?!
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Yes.
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I didn't recognize your for a moment
without your uniform.
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I was wondering who this
fashionable young lady was!
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I wear clothes like this once
in a while, too, you know.
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Oh, by the way, would you mind
if I came along with you?
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What?
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Wh-What?!
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Whosoever commands the butlers,
commands the world!
[03:01] ---
The Great Butler War that will
shake up the world has just begun!
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A date with Maria?!
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Ah-ha, I get it.
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The punch line to this episode will be
that it was all a dream.
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Yeah! That's got to be it!
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Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
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Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
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Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
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Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
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Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
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Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
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Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
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Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
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Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
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Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
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Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
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Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
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Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
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Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
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Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
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Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
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Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
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Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide of the
Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip
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I see.
[04:48] ---
So, the Miss asked to be left alone?
[04:51] ---
Yes, it went like this...
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Oh, a flashback? I appreciate you
taking the trouble to do it.
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It's... no... good...
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I just can't draw!
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I know!
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I can't concentrate
because there are people around!
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"People"? D-Do you mean me?
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Maria, I will give you the day off today!
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Tell Klaus the same thing!
I want to be alone!
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I see...
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Mr. Klaus! She actually...
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What?!
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There are various people working
at the Sanzenin estate,
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but there are no people
in the main building,
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because Nagi dislikes servants.
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So, that's what happened.
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That last image was
a total mystery, though...
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First, an order to collect reference
material, and now sending people away?
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She's acting like some popular manga author.
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She suddenly tells me to take time off,
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but I don't especially
have anything to do...
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And so,
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I will go out with you today.
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Go out with me?!
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Go... Go...
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Would it be a bother?
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No, no, no, no, no, that is, uh, well...
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For you to go out with someone like me is...
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I thought I would go with you
to help gather Nagi's reference material.
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What?!
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Oh, that's what you meant.
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Of course!
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Ooh! Smooth sailing! Smooth sailing!
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How are you doing?!
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Miss!
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You are so cruel to suddenly
make me take the day off!
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This decrepit old man has nowhere to go!
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Shut up!
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Go to an arcade or an internet café!
Surely, you can kill a day's worth of time!
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Don't cry, Klaus. It's disgraceful
for a man of your age!
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Whoa... Couples...
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Couples...
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What is the matter?
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Uh, no, perhaps it's because
I've gotten used to life on the estate,
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I felt a bit dizzy.
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But I must make sure I collect good
reference material for the Miss!
SIGN Shonen Yonday
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Let's see... What else should I photograph?
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I would say you absolutely
cannot miss Takeshita Street.
[06:48] ---
Takeshita Street?
[06:49] ---
Yes, as I recall,
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first, at the entrance
is "The Energizer House".
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There is also the Tunnels' Valentine House,
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Mr. Tokoro and Nori-P...
[06:58] ---
Um, what era are we talking about?
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And that's the famous Mar...
[07:03] ---
N-No! Even with it bleeped,
that's just no good!
[07:06] ---
How strange. They're all gone.
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Yes... I imagine they closed up
shop quite a while ago.
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As we have repeatedly noted,
Maria is a young and fresh 17-year-old.
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Well, you know,
I did bring a guidebook, so...
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Shall we try walking around this area?
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Huh? Maria?
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Maria, could it be that you want
to check out those clothes?
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What? Uh, n-no!
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Oh, please! I don't care
about the latest fashion
SIGN I want to look
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or have any desire to try on trendy outfits
or love getting dressed up!
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I totally, absolutely don't! Not one bit!
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Are you sure about that?
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But I think it might help
with the Miss's reference materials,
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so let's check it out.
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Y-You have a point!
I guess we have no choice!
[07:45] ---
Then, just for a bit!
SIGN Über Beauty
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Y-Yes.
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Hayate, look! So many cute outfits!
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Oh, this one-piece is cool, too!
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Please feel free to take
your time looking around.
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Maria's still just a normal girl.
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Um...
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Y-Yes?
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Hayate, would it be all right
if I maybe tried some things on?
[08:11] ---
Well, now!
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Incredible!
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Yay!
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Hey, you're in the way! Shoo! Shoo!
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But you're amazing.
Everything looks really good on you.
[08:23] ---
Oh, please.
[08:24] ---
Starting now, please call me
the Ebi-chan of the anime world.
[08:28] ---
You're letting it go to your head.
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Who cares?!
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Okay, okay.
[08:31] ---
She looks good! She's fantastic!
She's being Ebi-ish!
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Oh, are you the boyfriend?!
[08:34] ---
What?
[08:35] ---
B-B-B-Boyfriend?!
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The boyfriend should try
things on, too! Yup, yup!
[08:39] ---
I'll coordinate a cool outfit
for you guys! Yup, yup!
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I put you in those as a joke,
but you look really good in them!
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Yup, yup, yup, yup!
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You look fabulous! Yup, yup, yup!
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You're awesome! Yup, yup!
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You make a nice couple!
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It's kind of embarrassing, isn't it?
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O-Oh, man...
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Ah! So delicious!
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When you come to Harajuku,
you just have to get this!
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But it's boring. Nothing except
the crêpe interests me.
[09:06] ---
I came because Yukiji said
[09:07] ---
an ethnic group that dances and sells
bamboo shoots lives in Harajuku.
[09:11] ---
It's weird...
[09:13] ---
They are referring to the Bamboo Shoot Kids.
[09:14] ---
Incidentally, if you
don't know what that is,
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ask an adult you know or ask Maria.
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Well, no helping it.
[09:21] ---
Once we finish eating,
let's go back to school and take a nap.
[09:23] ---
What?! We just got here!
[09:25] ---
And we've only been in 3 scenes!
[09:30] ---
If only there were something
to get excited about...
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Oh, wait! There it is!
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I-I feel bad about this.
[09:37] ---
You ended up buying
clothes for me as well...
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N-Not at all.
[09:41] ---
Ooh!
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That clearly dewy-eyed couple!
[09:44] ---
If it isn't our good friend, Hayata!
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I had no idea Hayata had such
a beauty for a girlfriend!
[09:48] ---
Wait, that's Little Nagi's maid!
[09:50] ---
Ooh! Hard to tell when she's out of uniform!
[09:51] ---
In other words, this is the butler
and maid's "love in Harajuku"!
[09:54] ---
All right! Since we're here,
let's liven up their date for them!
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Part of a teacher's job is to lecture
[10:01] ---
about the pure and righteous
ABCs of dating to one's pupils!
[10:04] ---
Job? She's just having fun.
[10:06] ---
But this is pretty interesting!
[10:08] ---
Hey, hey, if they get married,
do you think we'll get to deliver a speech?!
[10:12] ---
A speech?! We'll be the guests of honor!
[10:14] ---
We'll be leading the toasts!
Swallowing Dom Pérignon whole!
[10:16] ---
So! Get them!
[10:18] ---
Off we go!
[10:23] ---
Uh, the silence is kind of awkward...
[10:26] ---
What should I talk about at times like this?
[10:29] ---
Th-That store attendant called us a couple.
[10:34] ---
It's odd, isn't it? A couple?
[10:40] ---
Actually, when you get down to it...
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Why am I feeling so nervous?
[10:45] ---
Um...
[10:45] ---
Um...
[10:46] ---
What?
[10:46] ---
What?
[10:48] ---
Oh, I should get some ph-ph-photos
of this area for the M-Miss, too!
[10:51] ---
Y-Y-Y-Yes, I agree. I agree!
[10:53] ---
I'll take it for you, if you'd like.
[10:54] ---
What?
[10:55] ---
Is that supposed to be a disguise?
[10:57] ---
It's just some afro wigs...
[10:59] ---
What afro-ish people, ruining the
fashionable atmosphere of Harajuku.
[11:03] ---
Um, who might you be?
[11:05] ---
Exactly who I look like!
A super genius photographer!
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And her assistants!
[11:08] ---
This enthusiasm... I don't feel like this
is the first time I've met them.
[11:12] ---
Are they people you knew in a past life?
[11:14] ---
Both of them were feeling so nervous,
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they weren't even able to
see through these simple disguises.
[11:20] ---
The afro is to be feared!
[11:21] ---
Ah! The photographer in me
is itching to get to work!
[11:24] ---
Please let me photograph you guys!
[11:25] ---
No, thank you.
[11:26] ---
All right! Let's put out
a photographic collection!
[11:27] ---
The title will be "Journal
of Love 2007"! It's settled!
[11:30] ---
Settled!
[11:31] ---
Thank you very much. Then, please...
[11:34] ---
Wait, why are you going along with this?!
[11:35] ---
But since they offered...
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No!
[11:37] ---
They're suspicious, no matter how
you look at them! Too suspicious!
[11:40] ---
You are too unguarded!
[11:42] ---
That's good.
[11:42] ---
You'd let them take tons of photos once
they're got you going, wouldn't you?!
[11:42] ---
That's good! That's good!
[11:44] ---
It's dangerous!
[11:45] ---
These types of people pretend
to take normal photos
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Get closer together! Closer!
[11:47] ---
and gradually move on to more extreme...
[11:47] ---
Okay, let's go for a smooch!
[11:49] ---
Hey, please stop!
[11:50] ---
I swear!
[11:51] ---
We're going to call it quits for Harajuku
now and go somewhere else!
[11:54] ---
A-All right.
[11:55] ---
Why would they leave?
[11:57] ---
Is it just me, or do they seem
to find us annoying?
[11:59] ---
They're just being shy.
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So cute!
[12:01] ---
And so, the two moved on
to the next date spot.
[12:05] ---
In the meantime...
[12:10] ---
The Miss's pen was still at a standstill.
[12:14] ---
Hey, Hayate!
[12:16] ---
Maria! Tea!
[12:18] ---
Oh, right. I'm all alone
at the residence right now, aren't I?
[12:22] ---
Well, maybe a little walk will be
a nice change of scenery.
[12:26] ---
Th-This is Hayate's room...
[12:30] ---
And the door has been... left ajar...
[12:34] ---
No, I shouldn't!
[12:36] ---
Entering his room without his permission?!
[12:38] ---
Every person is entitled
to their own privacy!
[12:41] ---
Whew. I shook off the urge.
[12:47] ---
Oh! Is this a trick of fate?!
Or is it the deed of a passionate heart?!
[12:50] ---
M-My pen...
[12:51] ---
I-In this case, as I expect...
[12:57] ---
Keep dawdling and I'm leaving you behind.
(Boyya-boya-shiteru to oitecchaimasu yo.)
[13:01] ---
I will happily accompany you. Heart.
(Yorokonde tsuite mairimasu. Haato.)
[13:04] ---
Th-There was no helping it, all right?
[13:06] ---
With what?
[13:07] ---
To go get the pen I dropped,
I had no choice.
[13:10] ---
So you went in.
[13:11] ---
It was beyond my control.
[13:12] ---
Who are you making excuses to?
[13:15] ---
B-Besides, it's Hayate's fault, too.
[13:17] ---
When you go out, you should
at least lock your door...
[13:21] ---
H-H-His desk!
[13:23] ---
S-So, this is where Hayate...
[13:27] ---
...always sits and studies...
[13:31] ---
Wh-What am I doing?!
[13:35] ---
I can't believe myself.
[13:36] ---
Why am I so worked up over a little
thing like going into a boy's room?
[13:39] ---
B-But I feel a bit sick,
so I guess I'll try lying down...
[13:46] ---
It's only because I feel sick, all right?!
[13:48] ---
You don't need to keep making excuses.
[13:57] ---
Wait! What's the point
of doing this anyway?!
[13:59] ---
This is bad! I'm starting
to feel sort of dizzy!
[14:01] ---
I'm going back to draw my manga.
[14:04] ---
Let's see... my pen... my pen...
[14:06] ---
My pen...?!
[14:08] ---
Th-This is!
[14:09] ---
Could this be the thing
every teenage boy hides?!
[14:12] ---
Full of women's bodies...?!
[14:14] ---
Hayate's keeping stuff like
that behind my back?!
[14:16] ---
No, knowing Hayate, surely not!
[14:17] ---
But as his mistress,
and his girlfriend, I...
SIGN Wonderful Big Brother
[14:24] ---
"Wonderful Big Brother"!
[14:26] ---
He swings that way?!
[14:31] ---
She wasn't able to accept it.
[14:33] ---
Oh!
[14:34] ---
The Miss has found my favorite reading
material that I had stashed away!
[14:37] ---
So you're the one that swings
that way? Bastard.
SIGN Kaminarimon
[14:40] ---
Oh, my!
[14:41] ---
Are we in Asakusa?
[14:43] ---
Yes, just 30 minutes by subway.
SIGN Fortunes 100 yen
[14:45] ---
Medium Luck. What about you, Hayate?
[14:47] ---
Please don't ask.
SIGN Big Misfortune
[14:49] ---
Hot! That's hot! Hot!
[14:51] ---
Please settle down before eating.
[14:53] ---
Hayate!
[14:54] ---
Huh?
[14:55] ---
Please look at this!
[14:56] ---
Let me see.
[14:57] ---
Oh, that's cute!
[15:09] ---
Wh-Whoa, I forgot and
I've been enjoying myself normally!
[15:12] ---
I can't believe myself!
Grabbing Hayate's sleeve?!
[15:15] ---
How could I act so boldly?!
[15:19] ---
Sir? Ma'am? How'd you like a ride?
[15:22] ---
We'll make it cheap for you!
[15:24] ---
A r-rickshaw?
[15:25] ---
The newest date spots in season right now!
[15:28] ---
We'll guide you to them all!
[15:30] ---
This is perfect for the
manga reference material.
[15:32] ---
Th-That's true.
[15:34] ---
Then...
[15:35] ---
Please take us for a ride.
[15:36] ---
Just leave it to me.
[15:39] ---
Here we go!
[15:40] ---
We're totally going!
[15:43] ---
Th-This is fast!
[15:44] ---
What incredible G-force!
[15:45] ---
On to a date course that'll cement
their love in one fell swoop!
[15:48] ---
Onward!
[15:52] ---
The Tanaka family's Jon, living in
East Koiwa of the Edogawa Ward,
[15:55] ---
is good at calculating!
[15:56] ---
This is... a date spot?
[15:58] ---
Not only that, but he's cheerfully
getting the answer wrong.
[16:01] ---
Next up, the Parasitological Museum!
[16:04] ---
Wh-What's the point of looking
at this during a date?
[16:07] ---
This is a bit...
[16:08] ---
May you have a long
and happy life like a parasite!
[16:11] ---
This is the most prominent haunted
spot in the Metropolitan area.
[16:14] ---
If you're lucky, you'll see the ghost
of a woman hanging from the ceiling.
[16:16] ---
D-D-D-Don't bring us around scary places!
[16:19] ---
This might be good in the summer...
SIGN SynergySP
[16:20] ---
And the last spot is this! A company
that makes lots of interesting anime!
[16:24] ---
The person who plays Kirari
Tsukishima is here, too.
[16:27] ---
This is the finale?
[16:29] ---
Please be sure to eat properly
and get good sleep.
SIGN Kaminarimon
[16:33] ---
How about it? Were you able to
immerse yourself in romance?
[16:37] ---
Uh, we're back to where we started...
[16:39] ---
But that was quite a valuable experience.
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Well, if you say so, Maria.
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Oh! My digital camera!
[16:48] ---
Come on! Come on!
Get that smooch on already!
[16:48] ---
Whoa! You're that fake photographer!
[16:51] ---
Smooch on!
[16:52] ---
So persistent!
[16:54] ---
The sea of Sumida is my sea!
[16:56] ---
We're setting sail!
[16:57] ---
We're getting on! We're getting on!
SIGN Dessert Making Class
Instructor: Grazie Maki
SIGN 27th Cake made with love
[17:01] ---
It's done!
[17:04] ---
It came out fantastic,
if I do say so myself.
[17:05] ---
I'm so glad I took the plunge
and came to this dessert making class!
[17:08] ---
My! This is fantabulous!
[17:11] ---
You're too kind.
SIGN Hayate Love
[17:12] ---
All it takes is love.
[17:13] ---
It's superb, grazie!
[17:16] ---
I have never had a student
make such a magnificent cake!
[17:20] ---
How very kind of you. Grazie.
[17:24] ---
I've lost...
[17:29] ---
Looks like we managed to get away.
[17:31] ---
Yes.
[17:31] ---
Wait, hey!
[17:33] ---
Hey, wait!
[17:35] ---
We've put all this effort
into livening up your date,
[17:36] ---
so the least you could do
is smooch! One smooch!
[17:39] ---
Th-They're still coming after us.
[17:41] ---
What tiresome people.
[17:43] ---
The way things are going,
[17:44] ---
I have a feeling they'll chase us
to the ends of the earth
[17:49] ---
until they get a photo of us k-k-kissing.
[17:50] ---
If I'm to... If I'm to protect Maria...!
[17:54] ---
The ship's power doesn't
decide how well we can fight!
[17:57] ---
I'll show you!
[17:58] ---
Boom!
[18:00] ---
Leap out, youth!
[18:02] ---
Your head is mine!
[18:04] ---
I mean, where are you?!
Hiding is no use! No use! No use!
[18:06] ---
Ready or not...
[18:07] ---
Stay back!
[18:08] ---
D-Don't do anything stupid!
[18:11] ---
Come any closer and I'll jump!
[18:13] ---
Wh-Why?!
[18:14] ---
Why are you suddenly saying this?!
[18:16] ---
What's this? What's this?
[18:17] ---
Is this what they commonly
call "the lovers' quarrel"?
[18:20] ---
I'm sorry. There's someone else that I love.
[18:24] ---
S-Someone... you love?
[18:27] ---
He's a crew member on a tuna fishing boat.
[18:29] ---
I don't get to see him
for over half of the year, but...
[18:31] ---
Y-You should forget
about a guy like that! I'll...
[18:35] ---
I can't!
[18:37] ---
Even if I can't see him...
[18:38] ---
Even then, I love him!
[18:43] ---
Y-You can't mean that!
[18:45] ---
I love him more than you,
more than medium fatty tuna,
[18:47] ---
more than the fattiest part of tuna!
[18:50] ---
So please forget about me!
[18:52] ---
Good-bye!
[18:53] ---
Wait!
[18:56] ---
W-Wait...
[18:58] ---
I... I...
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I...
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Ocean, you jerk!
[19:06] ---
Could it be... that we just...
[19:09] ---
Maybe we just witnessed
the death of a romance...
[19:13] ---
Poor Hayata...
[19:15] ---
Such is how fleeting and
heartrending first loves tend to be...
[19:20] ---
Let's leave the brokenhearted
boy alone for now.
[19:25] ---
Agreed.
[19:26] ---
Time will surely heal all wounds.
[19:29] ---
Let us keep what we saw
today stored in our memories
[19:33] ---
in the depths of our hearts.
[19:36] ---
Having stored away the end of
a romance in the depths of their hearts...
[19:40] ---
Now, then!
[19:40] ---
Let's go to Tsukishima to eat monjayaki!
[19:43] ---
Yeah!
[19:44] ---
It is said that after this,
[19:45] ---
they never again recalled the events
that transpired today.
[19:54] ---
Maria!
[19:56] ---
Hayate!
[19:58] ---
We managed to drive them away!
[20:00] ---
Thanks to your passionate performance.
[20:02] ---
Oh, no, it was nothing so great.
[20:04] ---
But I wonder what in the world
those people were up to.
[20:08] ---
Let's forget about them.
[20:10] ---
We'll probably never see them again anyway.
[20:12] ---
Now, shall we head home soon?
[20:14] ---
The Miss is sure to be waiting eagerly...
[20:16] ---
Please wait.
[20:18] ---
What is it?
[20:19] ---
Hayate...
[20:21] ---
How about going for a ride
in that to end the day?
[20:29] ---
Maria, thank you very much for today.
[20:32] ---
Not at all. I should
be the one thanking you.
[20:35] ---
But...
[20:36] ---
What?
[20:36] ---
Next time, I hope you get to go on a date
with someone you really love.
[20:41] ---
What? Well...
[20:44] ---
H-How should I respond here?
[20:47] ---
But before that happens...
[20:48] ---
Shall we bring Nagi along next time
and go on a date, the three of us?
[20:52] ---
Oh, yes! I'd love to!
[20:54] ---
Oh, then, let's take one last photo.
[21:07] ---
What do you think, Miss?
[21:09] ---
Don't you think the photos
turned out quite well?
[21:12] ---
We also went to places
like Harajuku and Asakusa
[21:14] ---
and got good reference photos,
[21:16] ---
so I'm sure you'll be able to...
[21:17] ---
...draw... a great manga...
[21:24] ---
Don't give me that crap!
[21:29] ---
Here I was, agonizing my head off
[21:31] ---
and you were enjoying yourself like a fool!
[21:35] ---
So, why don't you go out
first thing this morning
[21:38] ---
and invite your boyfriend
or girlfriend on a romantic date?
[21:42] ---
Well, assuming you have someone, that is.
[21:44] ---
If you have someone...
[21:46] ---
Hey, don't say potentially
offensive things to the audience!
[21:49] ---
Next time, they'll be fighting
the troubles of an aging man.
[21:52] ---
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
[21:54] ---
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
[21:58] ---
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
[22:03] ---
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[22:07] ---
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
[22:21] ---
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
[22:26] ---
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
[22:32] ---
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
[22:38] ---
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
[22:43] ---
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
[22:49] ---
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
[22:55] ---
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
[22:56] ---
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
[23:00] ---
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
[23:06] ---
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[23:09] ---
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
[23:13] ---
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
[23:26] ---
Wataru...
SIGN Wataru & Saki's
SIGN Illustration by Marina Inoue
[23:27] ---
And Saki's...
SIGN Butler Report
[23:28] ---
Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
Hey! I'm Wataru Tachibana.
[23:31] ---
And I'm Saki Kijima.
[23:33] ---
Since the theme song for Rental Video Tachibana is finally ready,
[23:36] ---
we're here to let you hear it!
[23:37] ---
Wait, is this the shop's theme song?
[23:40] ---
That's right. Did you not know?
[23:42] ---
But it doesn't mention "Rental Video Tachibana" at all.
[23:45] ---
Well, you know how it is. It's one of those "image songs."
[23:49] ---
But don't just rent this song! Head out to the store and—
[23:51] ---
Young sir, wait! That's going too far!
[23:52] ---
Yeah, I guess you're right.
[23:54] ---
See you next time!
[23:56] ---
Preview
[23:57] ---
Goodness! To think I had become a coffee
plantation owner, comfortably retired.
SIGN The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:01] ---
What a strange dream I had.
[24:03] ---
Go ahead. If you want to
retire, why don't you?
[24:05] ---
What?!
[24:06] ---
What could have gotten into Mr. Klaus?
He seems so depressed.
[24:08] ---
Nagi telling him to quit must have come as quite a shock.
[24:11] ---
I am my mistress's shadow.
[24:12] ---
If I feel I am no longer of any use to her
[24:14] ---
then I will simply fade away!
[24:17] ---
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:18] ---
Klaus Is Japanese Because
His Name Is Written "Kurausu"
[24:18] ---
"Klaus Is Japanese Because
His Name Is Written 'Kurausu'".
[24:20] ---
Did you know?
[24:21] ---
Takamori Saigo's real name is Takenaga!
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