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35 - Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip

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[00:03] ---
    When watching TV,
[00:04] ---
    please keep the room bright...
[00:06] ---
    ...and sit well away from the TV.
[00:08] ---
    That's right.
[00:09] ---
    Miss! Miss!
[00:12] ---
    MISSSSSSS!
[00:17] ---
    She's not here.
[00:20] ---
    That's strange.
[00:21] ---
    She's not over here, either.
[00:23] ---
    Where could the Miss have...
[00:29] ---
    Senpai!
[00:32] ---
    Wh-What has gotten into you, Miss?
[00:34] ---
    Senpai, please use this sports towel!
[00:38] ---
    I'll be cheering for you
    during today's match!
[00:41] ---
    Huh?
[00:42] ---
    Wh-What match?
[00:45] ---
    It's so embarrassing!
[00:46] ---
    The Miss has lost it!
[00:49] ---
    Nagi is currently writing a new manga.
[00:52] ---
    A m-manga?
[00:53] ---
    She's apparently trying her hand
    at a lighthearted teenage love story.
[00:56] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[00:58] ---
    I thought if I put myself
    in my character's shoes,
[01:00] ---
    the pages would just draw themselves, but...
[01:08] ---
    It's no good! I can't draw!
[01:11] ---
    Are you all right, Miss?
[01:15] ---
    It was going well up to a point, but...
[01:17] ---
    Going well?
[01:18] ---
    Yes, it was going well.
[01:20] ---
    I have Chadao Ohsotogari,
    captain of the kabaddi team,
[01:23] ---
    an institution at Saint Yam Academy.
[01:24] ---
    And our heroine, Nobue
    Iglesias, is in love with him
[01:26] ---
    and after numerous lame near-misses,
[01:28] ---
    she finally get to go on a date with Chadao,
[01:29] ---
    but this crucial scene isn't going anywhere
    and it's just a bulldog, wow!
[01:32] ---
    Uh, is that really
    a lighthearted teenage love story?
[01:35] ---
    It's completely cliché...
[01:37] ---
    Why?!
[01:39] ---
    I'm supposed to be a genius,
    so why can't I draw?!
[01:41] ---
    Now, don't get so hung up on that.
[01:43] ---
    I got it!
[01:44] ---
    I can't draw, because
    I have no reference material!
[01:46] ---
    Huh?
[01:47] ---
    That must be it!
[01:49] ---
    So, you heard me, Hayate!
[01:50] ---
    Yes?
[01:51] ---
    I want you to go immediately
    and gather reference material!
[01:53] ---
    R-Reference material?
[01:55] ---
    I want you to go to the date spots
    that young people favor these days
[01:57] ---
    and capture it on that camera!
[01:59] ---
    W-Well, but...
[02:01] ---
    I have absolutely no idea
    about trendy date spots.
[02:04] ---
    Oh, "Quit arguing! Your mistress
    is in dire straits! Hurry up and go!"
[02:08] ---
    Is that it?
[02:08] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
SIGN    Tokyo Date Spots
[02:11] ---
    Oh, man...
[02:13] ---
    I've never gone on a date before.
[02:16] ---
    A rare modern youth indeed.
[02:18] ---
    Please leave it.
[02:19] ---
    Alrighty. Leaving it.
[02:21] ---
    Let's see, where in the world should I go?
[02:24] ---
    When it comes to dates,
    shouldn't you look at Harajuku?
[02:26] ---
    I said, leave it!
[02:28] ---
    Harajuku...
[02:28] ---
    Wait, what?!
[02:31] ---
    Um... Um... Um, um, um, um...
[02:34] ---
    I-I-I-I-Is... Is... Is that you, Maria?!
[02:38] ---
    Yes.
[02:40] ---
    I didn't recognize your for a moment
    without your uniform.
[02:43] ---
    I was wondering who this
    fashionable young lady was!
[02:46] ---
    I wear clothes like this once
    in a while, too, you know.
[02:49] ---
    Oh, by the way, would you mind
    if I came along with you?
[02:52] ---
    What?
[02:53] ---
    Wh-What?!
[02:57] ---
    Whosoever commands the butlers,
    commands the world!
[03:01] ---
    The Great Butler War that will
    shake up the world has just begun!
[03:06] ---
    A date with Maria?!
[03:08] ---
    Ah-ha, I get it.
[03:09] ---
    The punch line to this episode will be
    that it was all a dream.
[03:11] ---
    Yeah! That's got to be it!
[03:13] ---
    Zettai nante shinjinai!
    I don't believe in absolutes!
[03:16] ---
    Fukanou nante nai!
    No such thing as impossible!
[03:18] ---
    Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
    The future is in the open palm of my hands
[03:24] ---
    Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
    A demon that I just can't win against
[03:29] ---
    Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
    Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
[03:35] ---
    Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
    Experience points are almost not enough
[03:40] ---
    Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
    Training for life, working hard at trial and error
[03:46] ---
    Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
    Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
[03:51] ---
    Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
    Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
[03:56] ---
    Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
    I've found a treasure map
[04:02] ---
    Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
    Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
[04:08] ---
    Happii na kanchigai
    A happy misunderstanding
[04:10] ---
    Chikai wa yuruganai!
    My pledge will stand fast!
[04:13] ---
    Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
    I'll even change the direction of the wind
[04:18] ---
    Kakkou wa kini-shinai
    I won't care how I look
[04:21] ---
    Unmei ja kujikenai!
    No destiny will discourage me!
[04:24] ---
    Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
    Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
[04:42] ---
    Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide of the
    Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip
[04:46] ---
    I see.
[04:48] ---
    So, the Miss asked to be left alone?
[04:51] ---
    Yes, it went like this...
[04:53] ---
    Oh, a flashback? I appreciate you
    taking the trouble to do it.
[04:56] ---
    It's... no... good...
[04:59] ---
    I just can't draw!
[05:01] ---
    I know!
[05:01] ---
    I can't concentrate
    because there are people around!
[05:03] ---
    "People"? D-Do you mean me?
[05:06] ---
    Maria, I will give you the day off today!
[05:08] ---
    Tell Klaus the same thing!
    I want to be alone!
[05:11] ---
    I see...
[05:13] ---
    Mr. Klaus! She actually...
[05:15] ---
    What?!
[05:17] ---
    There are various people working
    at the Sanzenin estate,
[05:21] ---
    but there are no people
    in the main building,
[05:22] ---
    because Nagi dislikes servants.
[05:25] ---
    So, that's what happened.
[05:27] ---
    That last image was
    a total mystery, though...
[05:29] ---
    First, an order to collect reference
    material, and now sending people away?
[05:32] ---
    She's acting like some popular manga author.
[05:34] ---
    She suddenly tells me to take time off,
[05:36] ---
    but I don't especially
    have anything to do...
[05:38] ---
    And so,
[05:40] ---
    I will go out with you today.
[05:42] ---
    Go out with me?!
[05:45] ---
    Go... Go...
[05:46] ---
    Would it be a bother?
[05:48] ---
    No, no, no, no, no, that is, uh, well...
[05:50] ---
    For you to go out with someone like me is...
[05:54] ---
    I thought I would go with you
    to help gather Nagi's reference material.
[05:59] ---
    What?!
[06:00] ---
    Oh, that's what you meant.
[06:02] ---
    Of course!
[06:04] ---
    Ooh! Smooth sailing! Smooth sailing!
[06:06] ---
    How are you doing?!
[06:06] ---
    Miss!
[06:08] ---
    You are so cruel to suddenly
    make me take the day off!
[06:10] ---
    This decrepit old man has nowhere to go!
[06:13] ---
    Shut up!
[06:14] ---
    Go to an arcade or an internet café!
    Surely, you can kill a day's worth of time!
[06:17] ---
    Don't cry, Klaus. It's disgraceful
    for a man of your age!
[06:24] ---
    Whoa... Couples...
[06:28] ---
    Couples...
[06:29] ---
    What is the matter?
[06:31] ---
    Uh, no, perhaps it's because
    I've gotten used to life on the estate,
[06:34] ---
    I felt a bit dizzy.
[06:35] ---
    But I must make sure I collect good
    reference material for the Miss!
SIGN    Shonen Yonday
[06:42] ---
    Let's see... What else should I photograph?
[06:46] ---
    I would say you absolutely
    cannot miss Takeshita Street.
[06:48] ---
    Takeshita Street?
[06:49] ---
    Yes, as I recall,
[06:52] ---
    first, at the entrance
    is "The Energizer House".
[06:54] ---
    There is also the Tunnels' Valentine House,
[06:56] ---
    Mr. Tokoro and Nori-P...
[06:58] ---
    Um, what era are we talking about?
[07:01] ---
    And that's the famous Mar...
[07:03] ---
    N-No! Even with it bleeped,
    that's just no good!
[07:06] ---
    How strange. They're all gone.
[07:09] ---
    Yes... I imagine they closed up
    shop quite a while ago.
[07:12] ---
    As we have repeatedly noted,
    Maria is a young and fresh 17-year-old.
[07:17] ---
    Well, you know,
    I did bring a guidebook, so...
[07:20] ---
    Shall we try walking around this area?
[07:23] ---
    Huh? Maria?
[07:26] ---
    Maria, could it be that you want
    to check out those clothes?
[07:30] ---
    What? Uh, n-no!
[07:31] ---
    Oh, please! I don't care
    about the latest fashion
SIGN    I want to look
[07:34] ---
    or have any desire to try on trendy outfits
    or love getting dressed up!
[07:36] ---
    I totally, absolutely don't! Not one bit!
[07:38] ---
    Are you sure about that?
[07:39] ---
    But I think it might help
    with the Miss's reference materials,
[07:42] ---
    so let's check it out.
[07:43] ---
    Y-You have a point!
    I guess we have no choice!
[07:45] ---
    Then, just for a bit!
SIGN    Über Beauty
[07:47] ---
    Y-Yes.
[07:49] ---
    Hayate, look! So many cute outfits!
[07:53] ---
    Oh, this one-piece is cool, too!
[07:55] ---
    Please feel free to take
    your time looking around.
[07:58] ---
    Maria's still just a normal girl.
[08:00] ---
    Um...
[08:01] ---
    Y-Yes?
[08:02] ---
    Hayate, would it be all right
    if I maybe tried some things on?
[08:11] ---
    Well, now!
[08:14] ---
    Incredible!
[08:16] ---
    Yay!
[08:17] ---
    Hey, you're in the way! Shoo! Shoo!
[08:19] ---
    But you're amazing.
    Everything looks really good on you.
[08:23] ---
    Oh, please.
[08:24] ---
    Starting now, please call me
    the Ebi-chan of the anime world.
[08:28] ---
    You're letting it go to your head.
[08:29] ---
    Who cares?!
[08:30] ---
    Okay, okay.
[08:31] ---
    She looks good! She's fantastic!
    She's being Ebi-ish!
[08:32] ---
    Oh, are you the boyfriend?!
[08:34] ---
    What?
[08:35] ---
    B-B-B-Boyfriend?!
[08:37] ---
    The boyfriend should try
    things on, too! Yup, yup!
[08:39] ---
    I'll coordinate a cool outfit
    for you guys! Yup, yup!
[08:43] ---
    I put you in those as a joke,
    but you look really good in them!
[08:45] ---
    Yup, yup, yup, yup!
[08:47] ---
    You look fabulous! Yup, yup, yup!
[08:49] ---
    You're awesome! Yup, yup!
[08:51] ---
    You make a nice couple!
[08:53] ---
    It's kind of embarrassing, isn't it?
[08:55] ---
    O-Oh, man...
[08:57] ---
    Ah! So delicious!
[08:59] ---
    When you come to Harajuku,
    you just have to get this!
[09:02] ---
    But it's boring. Nothing except
    the crêpe interests me.
[09:06] ---
    I came because Yukiji said
[09:07] ---
    an ethnic group that dances and sells
    bamboo shoots lives in Harajuku.
[09:11] ---
    It's weird...
[09:13] ---
    They are referring to the Bamboo Shoot Kids.
[09:14] ---
    Incidentally, if you
    don't know what that is,
[09:16] ---
    ask an adult you know or ask Maria.
[09:19] ---
    Well, no helping it.
[09:21] ---
    Once we finish eating,
    let's go back to school and take a nap.
[09:23] ---
    What?! We just got here!
[09:25] ---
    And we've only been in 3 scenes!
[09:30] ---
    If only there were something
    to get excited about...
[09:32] ---
    Oh, wait! There it is!
[09:35] ---
    I-I feel bad about this.
[09:37] ---
    You ended up buying
    clothes for me as well...
[09:40] ---
    N-Not at all.
[09:41] ---
    Ooh!
[09:42] ---
    That clearly dewy-eyed couple!
[09:44] ---
    If it isn't our good friend, Hayata!
[09:46] ---
    I had no idea Hayata had such
    a beauty for a girlfriend!
[09:48] ---
    Wait, that's Little Nagi's maid!
[09:50] ---
    Ooh! Hard to tell when she's out of uniform!
[09:51] ---
    In other words, this is the butler
    and maid's "love in Harajuku"!
[09:54] ---
    All right! Since we're here,
    let's liven up their date for them!
[09:59] ---
    Part of a teacher's job is to lecture
[10:01] ---
    about the pure and righteous
    ABCs of dating to one's pupils!
[10:04] ---
    Job? She's just having fun.
[10:06] ---
    But this is pretty interesting!
[10:08] ---
    Hey, hey, if they get married,
    do you think we'll get to deliver a speech?!
[10:12] ---
    A speech?! We'll be the guests of honor!
[10:14] ---
    We'll be leading the toasts!
    Swallowing Dom Pérignon whole!
[10:16] ---
    So! Get them!
[10:18] ---
    Off we go!
[10:23] ---
    Uh, the silence is kind of awkward...
[10:26] ---
    What should I talk about at times like this?
[10:29] ---
    Th-That store attendant called us a couple.
[10:34] ---
    It's odd, isn't it? A couple?
[10:40] ---
    Actually, when you get down to it...
[10:42] ---
    Why am I feeling so nervous?
[10:45] ---
    Um...
[10:45] ---
    Um...
[10:46] ---
    What?
[10:46] ---
    What?
[10:48] ---
    Oh, I should get some ph-ph-photos
    of this area for the M-Miss, too!
[10:51] ---
    Y-Y-Y-Yes, I agree. I agree!
[10:53] ---
    I'll take it for you, if you'd like.
[10:54] ---
    What?
[10:55] ---
    Is that supposed to be a disguise?
[10:57] ---
    It's just some afro wigs...
[10:59] ---
    What afro-ish people, ruining the
    fashionable atmosphere of Harajuku.
[11:03] ---
    Um, who might you be?
[11:05] ---
    Exactly who I look like!
    A super genius photographer!
[11:07] ---
    And her assistants!
[11:08] ---
    This enthusiasm... I don't feel like this
    is the first time I've met them.
[11:12] ---
    Are they people you knew in a past life?
[11:14] ---
    Both of them were feeling so nervous,
[11:17] ---
    they weren't even able to
    see through these simple disguises.
[11:20] ---
    The afro is to be feared!
[11:21] ---
    Ah! The photographer in me
    is itching to get to work!
[11:24] ---
    Please let me photograph you guys!
[11:25] ---
    No, thank you.
[11:26] ---
    All right! Let's put out
    a photographic collection!
[11:27] ---
    The title will be "Journal
    of Love 2007"! It's settled!
[11:30] ---
    Settled!
[11:31] ---
    Thank you very much. Then, please...
[11:34] ---
    Wait, why are you going along with this?!
[11:35] ---
    But since they offered...
[11:37] ---
    No!
[11:37] ---
    They're suspicious, no matter how
    you look at them! Too suspicious!
[11:40] ---
    You are too unguarded!
[11:42] ---
    That's good.
[11:42] ---
    You'd let them take tons of photos once
    they're got you going, wouldn't you?!
[11:42] ---
    That's good! That's good!
[11:44] ---
    It's dangerous!
[11:45] ---
    These types of people pretend
    to take normal photos
[11:46] ---
    Get closer together! Closer!
[11:47] ---
    and gradually move on to more extreme...
[11:47] ---
    Okay, let's go for a smooch!
[11:49] ---
    Hey, please stop!
[11:50] ---
    I swear!
[11:51] ---
    We're going to call it quits for Harajuku
    now and go somewhere else!
[11:54] ---
    A-All right.
[11:55] ---
    Why would they leave?
[11:57] ---
    Is it just me, or do they seem
    to find us annoying?
[11:59] ---
    They're just being shy.
[12:00] ---
    So cute!
[12:01] ---
    And so, the two moved on
    to the next date spot.
[12:05] ---
    In the meantime...
[12:10] ---
    The Miss's pen was still at a standstill.
[12:14] ---
    Hey, Hayate!
[12:16] ---
    Maria! Tea!
[12:18] ---
    Oh, right. I'm all alone
    at the residence right now, aren't I?
[12:22] ---
    Well, maybe a little walk will be
    a nice change of scenery.
[12:26] ---
    Th-This is Hayate's room...
[12:30] ---
    And the door has been... left ajar...
[12:34] ---
    No, I shouldn't!
[12:36] ---
    Entering his room without his permission?!
[12:38] ---
    Every person is entitled
    to their own privacy!
[12:41] ---
    Whew. I shook off the urge.
[12:47] ---
    Oh! Is this a trick of fate?!
    Or is it the deed of a passionate heart?!
[12:50] ---
    M-My pen...
[12:51] ---
    I-In this case, as I expect...
[12:57] ---
    Keep dawdling and I'm leaving you behind.
    (Boyya-boya-shiteru to oitecchaimasu yo.)
[13:01] ---
    I will happily accompany you. Heart.
    (Yorokonde tsuite mairimasu. Haato.)
[13:04] ---
    Th-There was no helping it, all right?
[13:06] ---
    With what?
[13:07] ---
    To go get the pen I dropped,
    I had no choice.
[13:10] ---
    So you went in.
[13:11] ---
    It was beyond my control.
[13:12] ---
    Who are you making excuses to?
[13:15] ---
    B-Besides, it's Hayate's fault, too.
[13:17] ---
    When you go out, you should
    at least lock your door...
[13:21] ---
    H-H-His desk!
[13:23] ---
    S-So, this is where Hayate...
[13:27] ---
    ...always sits and studies...
[13:31] ---
    Wh-What am I doing?!
[13:35] ---
    I can't believe myself.
[13:36] ---
    Why am I so worked up over a little
    thing like going into a boy's room?
[13:39] ---
    B-But I feel a bit sick,
    so I guess I'll try lying down...
[13:46] ---
    It's only because I feel sick, all right?!
[13:48] ---
    You don't need to keep making excuses.
[13:57] ---
    Wait! What's the point
    of doing this anyway?!
[13:59] ---
    This is bad! I'm starting
    to feel sort of dizzy!
[14:01] ---
    I'm going back to draw my manga.
[14:04] ---
    Let's see... my pen... my pen...
[14:06] ---
    My pen...?!
[14:08] ---
    Th-This is!
[14:09] ---
    Could this be the thing
    every teenage boy hides?!
[14:12] ---
    Full of women's bodies...?!
[14:14] ---
    Hayate's keeping stuff like
    that behind my back?!
[14:16] ---
    No, knowing Hayate, surely not!
[14:17] ---
    But as his mistress,
    and his girlfriend, I...
SIGN    Wonderful Big Brother
[14:24] ---
    "Wonderful Big Brother"!
[14:26] ---
    He swings that way?!
[14:31] ---
    She wasn't able to accept it.
[14:33] ---
    Oh!
[14:34] ---
    The Miss has found my favorite reading
    material that I had stashed away!
[14:37] ---
    So you're the one that swings
    that way? Bastard.
SIGN    Kaminarimon
[14:40] ---
    Oh, my!
[14:41] ---
    Are we in Asakusa?
[14:43] ---
    Yes, just 30 minutes by subway.
SIGN    Fortunes 100 yen
[14:45] ---
    Medium Luck. What about you, Hayate?
[14:47] ---
    Please don't ask.
SIGN     Big Misfortune
[14:49] ---
    Hot! That's hot! Hot!
[14:51] ---
    Please settle down before eating.
[14:53] ---
    Hayate!
[14:54] ---
    Huh?
[14:55] ---
    Please look at this!
[14:56] ---
    Let me see.
[14:57] ---
    Oh, that's cute!
[15:09] ---
    Wh-Whoa, I forgot and
    I've been enjoying myself normally!
[15:12] ---
    I can't believe myself!
    Grabbing Hayate's sleeve?!
[15:15] ---
    How could I act so boldly?!
[15:19] ---
    Sir? Ma'am? How'd you like a ride?
[15:22] ---
    We'll make it cheap for you!
[15:24] ---
    A r-rickshaw?
[15:25] ---
    The newest date spots in season right now!
[15:28] ---
    We'll guide you to them all!
[15:30] ---
    This is perfect for the
    manga reference material.
[15:32] ---
    Th-That's true.
[15:34] ---
    Then...
[15:35] ---
    Please take us for a ride.
[15:36] ---
    Just leave it to me.
[15:39] ---
    Here we go!
[15:40] ---
    We're totally going!
[15:43] ---
    Th-This is fast!
[15:44] ---
    What incredible G-force!
[15:45] ---
    On to a date course that'll cement
    their love in one fell swoop!
[15:48] ---
    Onward!
[15:52] ---
    The Tanaka family's Jon, living in
    East Koiwa of the Edogawa Ward,
[15:55] ---
    is good at calculating!
[15:56] ---
    This is... a date spot?
[15:58] ---
    Not only that, but he's cheerfully
    getting the answer wrong.
[16:01] ---
    Next up, the Parasitological Museum!
[16:04] ---
    Wh-What's the point of looking
    at this during a date?
[16:07] ---
    This is a bit...
[16:08] ---
    May you have a long
    and happy life like a parasite!
[16:11] ---
    This is the most prominent haunted
    spot in the Metropolitan area.
[16:14] ---
    If you're lucky, you'll see the ghost
    of a woman hanging from the ceiling.
[16:16] ---
    D-D-D-Don't bring us around scary places!
[16:19] ---
    This might be good in the summer...
SIGN    SynergySP
[16:20] ---
    And the last spot is this! A company
    that makes lots of interesting anime!
[16:24] ---
    The person who plays Kirari
    Tsukishima is here, too.
[16:27] ---
    This is the finale?
[16:29] ---
    Please be sure to eat properly
    and get good sleep.
SIGN    Kaminarimon
[16:33] ---
    How about it? Were you able to
    immerse yourself in romance?
[16:37] ---
    Uh, we're back to where we started...
[16:39] ---
    But that was quite a valuable experience.
[16:42] ---
    Well, if you say so, Maria.
[16:45] ---
    Oh! My digital camera!
[16:48] ---
    Come on! Come on!
    Get that smooch on already!
[16:48] ---
    Whoa! You're that fake photographer!
[16:51] ---
    Smooch on!
[16:52] ---
    So persistent!
[16:54] ---
    The sea of Sumida is my sea!
[16:56] ---
    We're setting sail!
[16:57] ---
    We're getting on! We're getting on!
SIGN     Dessert Making Class
    Instructor: Grazie Maki
SIGN     27th Cake made with love
[17:01] ---
    It's done!
[17:04] ---
    It came out fantastic,
    if I do say so myself.
[17:05] ---
    I'm so glad I took the plunge
    and came to this dessert making class!
[17:08] ---
    My! This is fantabulous!
[17:11] ---
    You're too kind.
SIGN     Hayate Love
[17:12] ---
    All it takes is love.
[17:13] ---
    It's superb, grazie!
[17:16] ---
    I have never had a student
    make such a magnificent cake!
[17:20] ---
    How very kind of you. Grazie.
[17:24] ---
    I've lost...
[17:29] ---
    Looks like we managed to get away.
[17:31] ---
    Yes.
[17:31] ---
    Wait, hey!
[17:33] ---
    Hey, wait!
[17:35] ---
    We've put all this effort
    into livening up your date,
[17:36] ---
    so the least you could do
    is smooch! One smooch!
[17:39] ---
    Th-They're still coming after us.
[17:41] ---
    What tiresome people.
[17:43] ---
    The way things are going,
[17:44] ---
    I have a feeling they'll chase us
    to the ends of the earth
[17:49] ---
    until they get a photo of us k-k-kissing.
[17:50] ---
    If I'm to... If I'm to protect Maria...!
[17:54] ---
    The ship's power doesn't
    decide how well we can fight!
[17:57] ---
    I'll show you!
[17:58] ---
    Boom!
[18:00] ---
    Leap out, youth!
[18:02] ---
    Your head is mine!
[18:04] ---
    I mean, where are you?!
    Hiding is no use! No use! No use!
[18:06] ---
    Ready or not...
[18:07] ---
    Stay back!
[18:08] ---
    D-Don't do anything stupid!
[18:11] ---
    Come any closer and I'll jump!
[18:13] ---
    Wh-Why?!
[18:14] ---
    Why are you suddenly saying this?!
[18:16] ---
    What's this? What's this?
[18:17] ---
    Is this what they commonly
    call "the lovers' quarrel"?
[18:20] ---
    I'm sorry. There's someone else that I love.
[18:24] ---
    S-Someone... you love?
[18:27] ---
    He's a crew member on a tuna fishing boat.
[18:29] ---
    I don't get to see him
    for over half of the year, but...
[18:31] ---
    Y-You should forget
    about a guy like that! I'll...
[18:35] ---
    I can't!
[18:37] ---
    Even if I can't see him...
[18:38] ---
    Even then, I love him!
[18:43] ---
    Y-You can't mean that!
[18:45] ---
    I love him more than you,
    more than medium fatty tuna,
[18:47] ---
    more than the fattiest part of tuna!
[18:50] ---
    So please forget about me!
[18:52] ---
    Good-bye!
[18:53] ---
    Wait!
[18:56] ---
    W-Wait...
[18:58] ---
    I... I...
[19:00] ---
    I...
[19:02] ---
    Ocean, you jerk!
[19:06] ---
    Could it be... that we just...
[19:09] ---
    Maybe we just witnessed
    the death of a romance...
[19:13] ---
    Poor Hayata...
[19:15] ---
    Such is how fleeting and
    heartrending first loves tend to be...
[19:20] ---
    Let's leave the brokenhearted
    boy alone for now.
[19:25] ---
    Agreed.
[19:26] ---
    Time will surely heal all wounds.
[19:29] ---
    Let us keep what we saw
    today stored in our memories
[19:33] ---
    in the depths of our hearts.
[19:36] ---
    Having stored away the end of
    a romance in the depths of their hearts...
[19:40] ---
    Now, then!
[19:40] ---
    Let's go to Tsukishima to eat monjayaki!
[19:43] ---
    Yeah!
[19:44] ---
    It is said that after this,
[19:45] ---
    they never again recalled the events
    that transpired today.
[19:54] ---
    Maria!
[19:56] ---
    Hayate!
[19:58] ---
    We managed to drive them away!
[20:00] ---
    Thanks to your passionate performance.
[20:02] ---
    Oh, no, it was nothing so great.
[20:04] ---
    But I wonder what in the world
    those people were up to.
[20:08] ---
    Let's forget about them.
[20:10] ---
    We'll probably never see them again anyway.
[20:12] ---
    Now, shall we head home soon?
[20:14] ---
    The Miss is sure to be waiting eagerly...
[20:16] ---
    Please wait.
[20:18] ---
    What is it?
[20:19] ---
    Hayate...
[20:21] ---
    How about going for a ride
    in that to end the day?
[20:29] ---
    Maria, thank you very much for today.
[20:32] ---
    Not at all. I should
    be the one thanking you.
[20:35] ---
    But...
[20:36] ---
    What?
[20:36] ---
    Next time, I hope you get to go on a date
    with someone you really love.
[20:41] ---
    What? Well...
[20:44] ---
    H-How should I respond here?
[20:47] ---
    But before that happens...
[20:48] ---
    Shall we bring Nagi along next time
    and go on a date, the three of us?
[20:52] ---
    Oh, yes! I'd love to!
[20:54] ---
    Oh, then, let's take one last photo.
[21:07] ---
    What do you think, Miss?
[21:09] ---
    Don't you think the photos
    turned out quite well?
[21:12] ---
    We also went to places
    like Harajuku and Asakusa
[21:14] ---
    and got good reference photos,
[21:16] ---
    so I'm sure you'll be able to...
[21:17] ---
    ...draw... a great manga...
[21:24] ---
    Don't give me that crap!
[21:29] ---
    Here I was, agonizing my head off
[21:31] ---
    and you were enjoying yourself like a fool!
[21:35] ---
    So, why don't you go out
    first thing this morning
[21:38] ---
    and invite your boyfriend
    or girlfriend on a romantic date?
[21:42] ---
    Well, assuming you have someone, that is.
[21:44] ---
    If you have someone...
[21:46] ---
    Hey, don't say potentially
    offensive things to the audience!
[21:49] ---
    Next time, they'll be fighting
    the troubles of an aging man.
[21:52] ---
    Waratte lun-lun-lun
    Smile lun-lun-lun
[21:54] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
[21:58] ---
    Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
    A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
[22:03] ---
    Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[22:07] ---
    Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
    A whimsical dance with you under the sun
[22:21] ---
    Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
    Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
[22:26] ---
    Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
    My next words become lost
[22:32] ---
    Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
    The mature gaze that envelopes me
[22:38] ---
    Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
    Makes me forget my bravado
[22:43] ---
    Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
    Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
[22:49] ---
    Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
    And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
[22:55] ---
    Lun-lun-lun
    Lun-lun-lun
[22:56] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
[23:00] ---
    Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
    Look, there's a smile there already, see?
[23:06] ---
    Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[23:09] ---
    Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
    In a breeze of your making
[23:13] ---
    Odoru hidamari no dansu
    A dance in a sunny spot
[23:26] ---
    Wataru...
SIGN    Wataru & Saki's
SIGN    Illustration by Marina Inoue
[23:27] ---
    And Saki's...
SIGN    Butler Report
[23:28] ---
    Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
    Hey! I'm Wataru Tachibana.
[23:31] ---
    And I'm Saki Kijima.
[23:33] ---
    Since the theme song for Rental Video Tachibana is finally ready,
[23:36] ---
    we're here to let you hear it!
[23:37] ---
    Wait, is this the shop's theme song?
[23:40] ---
    That's right. Did you not know?
[23:42] ---
    But it doesn't mention "Rental Video Tachibana" at all.
[23:45] ---
    Well, you know how it is. It's one of those "image songs."
[23:49] ---
    But don't just rent this song! Head out to the store and—
[23:51] ---
    Young sir, wait! That's going too far!
[23:52] ---
    Yeah, I guess you're right.
[23:54] ---
    See you next time!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    Goodness! To think I had become a coffee
    plantation owner, comfortably retired.
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:01] ---
    What a strange dream I had.
[24:03] ---
    Go ahead. If you want to
    retire, why don't you?
[24:05] ---
    What?!
[24:06] ---
    What could have gotten into Mr. Klaus?
    He seems so depressed.
[24:08] ---
    Nagi telling him to quit must have come as quite a shock.
[24:11] ---
    I am my mistress's shadow.
[24:12] ---
    If I feel I am no longer of any use to her
[24:14] ---
    then I will simply fade away!
[24:17] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:18] ---
    Klaus Is Japanese Because
    His Name Is Written "Kurausu"
[24:18] ---
    "Klaus Is Japanese Because
    His Name Is Written 'Kurausu'".
[24:20] ---
    Did you know?
[24:21] ---
    Takamori Saigo's real name is Takenaga!