23 - Our Destination

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SIGN    Ice cold.
[01:32] hay
    That reminds me... it's Sakuya-san's birthday today, isn't it?
[01:36] nag
    Oh yeah.
[01:39] hay
    Ojou-sama, aren't you going to her party?
[01:44] nag
    Well, I guess I could show my face for a little while, but...
[01:50] hay
    You sound pretty tired.
[01:52] nag
    No! I'm just... I'm just a little worn out, that's all.
[01:58] hay
    That was your first day of work, after all.
[02:01] hay
    You worked really hard today, so it's not surprising that you're worn out.
[02:05] nag
    You think so? I guess I did work hard, didn't I?
[02:08] hay
    Yes. You worked really hard!
SIGN    Our Destination
[02:27] hin
    I'm finally finished for the day...
[02:29] aik
    Thanks for your hard work today. I'll wrap up the rest.
[02:33] hin
    Okay. Thank you, Vice President.
[02:36] aik
    Don't mention it.
[02:38] hin
    The inauguration ceremony for the new students and everything else...
[02:43] hin
    I think this school lumps too much work on its students.
[02:47] aik
    It's not all bad though. You can use the trust the board has in you...
[02:50] aik
    and secretly sell off school property to give them the shock of a lifetime.
[02:55] hin
    Hm, I don't know about that...
[02:58] aik
    Only joking!
[03:00] aik
    By the way, do you know where Miss Secretary, Chiharu-san, is today?
[03:04] hin
    She said she had some urgent business to take care of.
[03:08] aik
    Business?
[03:15] sak
    What? Are Nagi and co. coming?
[03:18] sak
    Well, she's a childhood friend and he's her butler, so I'm guessing they'll probably show up.
[03:22] chi
    Ah, I see...
[03:25] sak
    What is it? You don't want to see them?
[03:28] chi
    Oh, it's nothing like that.
[03:32] nar
    This girl is worried.
[03:35] nar
    Last time, she wasn't recognized because they'd never really met before...
[03:40] nar
    But if they keep crossing paths, her identity will soon be revealed!
[03:46] chi
    Our school has no issues with us getting part-time jobs. That's not the problem though...
[03:51] izu
    Hey, Chi-chan! Wanna come and have some karaoke fun with us?
[03:56] chi
    I don't like loud noises, so I'll pass.
[04:00] chi
    That's what I sound like at school...
[04:02] ---
    but this side of me is completely different.
[04:06] chi
    If they find out I'm leading a double life, it'll be so embarrassing!
[04:08] chi
    Oh nuts...
[04:10] sak
    I wonder what's up with Haru-san...
[04:12] nar
    Anyway, the reason we're at this juncture...
[04:17] nar
    is because of this scene...
[04:21] chi
    What? Dad's company died?
SIGN    Note: Play on words of "Tousan" (father) and "Tousan" (bankruptcy).
[04:24] mom
    Chiharu-chan, now's not the time for bad puns!
[04:28] chi
    That wasn't supposed to be a pun, Mother.
[04:32] chi
    But there's nothing we can do about it now.
[04:35] ---
    I'm going to find a part-time job,
[04:37] chi
    so please leave the room now.
[04:39] mom
    Oh Chiharu-chan, you're so mean!
[04:41] ---
    I've never even worked before!
[04:46] chi
    But what should I go for?
[04:48] chi
    If I have to get a part-time job, I'd like it to be a company that has cute uniforms.
[04:53] chi
    But I guess work's not meant to be fun...
[04:59] ma1
    Welcome all! Today is the grand opening of this maid café.
[05:04] chi
    Maid café?
[05:05] maids
    Please come inside.
[05:06] ---
    But...
SIGN    Tense. Nervous.
[05:11] chi
    Pitiful!
[05:13] chi
    Those cute maid outfits are completely wasted on them!
[05:17] chi
    Curses!
[05:18] ---
    If they let me into one of those uniforms,
[05:20] ---
    I could show them how to do so much more with them!
[05:24] chi
    But I'm the no-nonsense secretary of the Hakuou Gakuin Student Council...
[05:28] chi
    If anyone finds out that I work at a maid café...
[05:32] chi
    Now I think about it,
[05:34] ---
    if my dad's company is bankrupt, there's no way I can go to Hakuou anyway.
[05:37] chi
    Then, it's not... but still...
[05:42] kag
    Excuse me, are you here for the maid job?
[05:46] chi
    Yes! I'm pleased to make your acquaintance!
[05:50] nar
    In the end, a new investor was found...
[05:53] nar
    so her father's company didn't go bankrupt after all.
[06:00] ---
    But for some reason, she was scouted to become Sakuya's personal maid,
[06:04] nar
    which brings us hurtling back to the present day.
[06:06] nar
    It should have been a great way to be a maid without being spotted, but...
[06:12] chi
    I never would have guessed...
[06:13] ---
    that Sakuya-san would be friends with that rich Sanzenin girl and her butler boy...
[06:24] sak
    I see. I guess that means neither you nor Nagi will be able to make it.
[06:29] hay
    I'm afraid that's how it is. She said she'd take a quick nap and go when she wakes up.
[06:33] sak
    I bet she'll be asleep till morning now anyway.
[06:36] ---
    Don't sweat it.
[06:39] sak
    Catch you later!
[06:42] chi
    They can't make it?
[06:45] sak
    Yeah, apparently Nagi's exhausted and she's fast asleep or something.
[06:50] sak
    So, currently, you're my only childhood friend who's made it here.
[06:55] sak
    Isumi-san's got lost, as usual.
[06:58] wat
    Don't you think you should be worrying about her?
[07:00] sak
    It always happens. She'll be fine.
[07:03] chi
    The Sanzenin girl's not here. That means...
[07:06] chi
    I can't run into anyone I know!
[07:10] chi
    That means...
[07:11] ---
    I should be even more cheerful...
[07:13] ---
    to make sure Sakuya-san doesn't get lonely!
[07:16] aik
    Excuse me...
[07:17] chi
    How can I help you, miss?
[07:25] chi
    Aika-san?! Why's Aika-san here?!
[07:31] chi
    No, calm down.
[07:33] ---
    It's not like my cover's been blown...
[07:35] aik
    Chiharu-san, what are you doing here?
[07:39] chi
    It's been blown.
[07:40] chi
    Oh miss, I have no idea who you are referring to.
[07:45] chi
    Maybe you have me mistaken-
[07:46] aik
    Chiharu Harukaze, a junior at Hakuou Gakuin,
[07:50] aik
    Student Council Secretary, a frosty sixteen-year-old who looks good in glasses.
[07:54] aik
    I'm right, aren't I?
[07:58] sak
    But man, this is depressing.
[08:02] sak
    I mean, there are tons of people here,
[08:05] sak
    but I've been ditched by most of my childhood friends.
[08:08] sak
    And I even told them that I only wanted something that'll make me laugh for my birthday.
[08:14] sak
    So, considering you're the only guy here, I'm guessing...
[08:17] sak
    you're gonna show me something hilarious, right?
[08:20] wat
    Looks like you're having fun.
[08:21] sak
    Anyway,
[08:25] ---
    the stage is over here!
SIGN    Wataru's Riotous Stand-up
[08:29] sak
    All right, break a leg!
[08:32] wat
    Um... but...
[08:34] sak
    Break. A. Leg.
[08:36] wat
    Um... but...
[08:39] aik
    So, the business you had to attend to was actually this maid obsession of yours.
[08:43] aik
    I see.
[08:45] aik
    That's a really cute outfit.
[08:48] chi
    O-Oh crap! Aika-san's eyes have flipped into Sadist Mode.
[08:53] chi
    She's going to have a field day with this!
[08:57] chi
    But, wait a sec! Why are you here anyway?!
[09:02] aik
    Well, naturally...
[09:03] ---
    it's because the kanji for 'Ai' from Aika...
[09:05] aik
    originated from the name Aizawa, so we're indebted to them.
[09:09] chi
    I've never heard of anything so ridiculous!
[09:11] aik
    Anyway, you're quite different here than at school.
[09:16] chi
    That's...
[09:18] chi
    Please don't tell anyone at school! If possible,
[09:23] chi
    it'd be great if you could wipe your memory of this encounter as well...
[09:26] aik
    Don't worry.
[09:28] chi
    Aika-san!
[09:29] aik
    I'm going to forget every bit of it.
[09:33] chi
    She lied! She's writing down every detail so she doesn't forget anything!
[09:39] sak
    Hey, Haru-san! Wataru's show is about to start.
[09:44] chi
    Coming!
[09:45] ---
    Anyway, we need to discuss this later!
[09:48] aik
    Sure thing. Bye.
[10:02] wat
    What is this?
[10:03] ---
    What did I do to deserve this?
[10:05] ---
    God, please tell me.
[10:07] chi
    Your friend's quite brave, isn't he?
[10:11] sak
    He was a hero in his previous life.
[10:14] wat
    What should I do? Should I just walk offstage without doing anything?
[10:17] wat
    But then, I'd crush all of Sakuya's expectations...
[10:21] saki
    Good luck, young master!
[10:23] wat
    I've got no choice. I guess...
[10:26] ---
    I'll just go for it!
[10:29] wat
    Members of the audience! Please watch very carefully!
[10:34] sak
    That move...
[10:41] wat
    Ouch, my thumb...
[10:53] nar
    They say that those ten seconds felt longer than a year.
[11:01] guest
    Oh, how wonderful.
[11:04] nar
    It worked because it was so pathetic.
[11:07] saki
    You did it.
[11:09] ---
    But I wonder how he did it. I'll ask him to teach me later.
[11:13] butl
    Welcome, Sanzenin-sama!
[11:15] butl
    It's good to see you here!
[11:17] nag
    Man, couldn't she just have had a cozy, intimate birthday party for once?
[11:22] hay
    Well, that's quite ambitious.
[11:26] aik
    How do you do, Sanzenin-san?
[11:31] aik
    Oh, you must be Ayasaki-kun.
[11:34] aik
    You're always helping the President out.
[11:37] hay
    Um...
[11:39] aik
    I'm the Vice President of the Hakuou Gakuin Student Council.
[11:42] aik
    My name's Aika Kasumi. It's nice to finally meet you, Hayate Ayasaki-kun.
[11:46] hay
    Oh, you're the Vice President!
[11:49] hay
    Well, Hinagiku-san always has to look out for me, so I should be apologizing for that.
[11:54] nag
    By the way, where's Sakuya?
[11:56] aik
    Oh, Sakuya-san's with Chi...
[11:59] aik
    I mean, she's currently busy,
[12:03] ---
    so going to find her might not be a good idea.
[12:07] aik
    Please wait in that room over there.
[12:09] ---
    When she has some time, I'll send her in.
[12:17] aik
    Sakuya-san.
[12:19] aik
    May I borrow your maid?
[12:22] ---
    I have to talk to her about something.
[12:24] sak
    That's fine, I guess.
[12:26] sak
    Okay, Haru-san, I'll be over in Wataru's waiting room.
[12:30] chi
    Okay.
SIGN    Sanzenin-sama.
[12:33] aik
    This way, Chiharu-san.
[12:34] chi
    Huh? Um, Aika-san...
[12:38] aik
    It's me, Aika. Sakuya-san is in Wataru-sama's waiting room.
[12:43] hay
    Gotcha. Thank you very much!
[12:47] hay
    Huh? Where did she go?
[12:49] nag
    Dunno. Bathroom, maybe?
[12:51] hay
    What kind of person is that Aika-san?
[12:54] nag
    Not sure? I don't know her that well,
[12:56] nag
    but Hina says that she's pretty sharp and really kind to boot.
[13:03] chi
    So please, keep this a secret from everyone at school.
[13:07] aik
    That's what I'm doing.
[13:19] sak
    Hey, good job out there.
[13:22] sak
    You were great, so don't be so down about it.
[13:26] wat
    Please kill me...
[13:32] sak
    Don't be like that.
[13:34] ---
    You were cool.
[13:37] sak
    I bet Isumi-san would have fallen for you if she'd been watching.
[13:40] ---
    Huh?
[13:41] wat
    Don't spout nonsense.
[13:44] ---
    I'm not.
[13:47] ---
    I personally like that side of you.
[13:53] wat
    Ah jeez, don't hang onto me like you did when we were kids.
[14:07] onscr/isu
    Flustered
[14:10] isu
    So, Sakuya loves Wataru-kun and Wataru-kun is attacking Sakuya...
[14:16] sak
    That's not what happened!
[14:17] sak
    Don't jump to conclusions after only seeing a tiny snippet of the action, you hear me?!
[14:22] sak
    So you heard that whole conversation too?
[14:24] isu
    That thing about Wataru-kun and me...
[14:28] wat
    No, that was...
[14:30] isu
    Wataru-kun, I'm happy that you feel that way, but...
[14:34] isu
    your skit was a bit dodgy.
[14:39] isu
    On such a big stage,
[14:41] isu
    such a small finger trick is hard to see for the audience.
[14:45] ---
    In a situation like that, an action that uses the whole body would have been more appropriate.
[14:48] both
    She's slamming the performance!
[14:49] isu
    So, as for me falling for you...
[14:54] wat
    Damn you all!
[14:57] isu
    What's wrong with Wataru-kun?
[14:59] sak
    You really are the Devil, aren't you?
[15:02] nag
    What are you guys doing?
[15:05] sak
    Nagi!
[15:06] nag
    And I came all the way here...
[15:09] hay
    Good evening.
[15:10] sak
    What's this?
[15:11] ---
    I heard you were going to sleep till morning because you were pooped.
[15:14] nag
    I am pooped! I really wanted to sleep till morning!
[15:17] nag
    But it's your birthday, right? So...
[15:21] ---
    Here, your present.
[15:24] sak
    Thank you, Nagi.
[15:26] nag
    It's nothing.
[15:27] hay
    Ojou-sama was so sleepy that she could hardly walk.
[15:31] ---
    But she insisted.
[15:33] nag
    Hey, Hayate!
[15:36] sak
    Well, that's that.
[15:38] ---
    Hayate-han, since you came along too,
[15:41] sak
    that means you're going to do something funny for me, right?
[15:45] hay
    What?
[15:47] mar
    Sorry I'm late.
[15:50] mar
    What's going on?
SIGN    "Laugh, it's funny!"
[15:56] hay
    What am I supposed to do now, God?!
[16:04] hay
    And then he said, full of confidence:
[16:07] ---
    There are no mixers in Oklahoma.
[16:18] hay
    Then, George replied:
[16:21] ---
    Hey, hey, that's just like our president!
[16:33] mar
    Hayate-kun's pretty amazing.
[16:35] nag
    Yeah, I'm surprised he can talk so naturally in front of so many people.
[16:40] sak
    Shame his jokes are so lame...
[16:45] kag
    How was your first day?
[16:47] ayu
    Great! I learned a lot and it was really fun.
[16:51] kag
    I see. That's good to hear.
[16:54] ---
    But you didn't have to stay till the end.
[16:57] ayu
    No, please don't worry about it.
[17:00] ayu
    Hayate-kun basically ran the store by himself today,
[17:04] ---
    so I haven't really done anything.
[17:07] ayu
    This was the least I could do.
[17:09] kag
    You're a good kid, Ayumu-chan.
[17:11] ayu
    Stop! You're making me blush!
[17:15] ayu
    Besides, I need to hurry and learn how to do everything so I can make Hayate-kun...
[17:21] hay
    Wow, you made a coffee just for me...
[17:26] ---
    It's as refreshing as morning dew from a forest where fairies dwell.
[17:32] hay
    I can never leave the side of someone who makes coffee like this!
[17:36] hay
    Nishizawa-san, please go out with me.
[17:39] ayu
    Oh, Hayate-kun.
[17:42] ayu
    Something like that could happen! I think it could really happen!
[17:46] ayu
    Genius! I'm a genius, aren't I?!
[17:48] kag
    Is Ayumu-chan going to be okay?
[17:52] kag
    Well, I'm going upstairs to organize some paperwork.
[17:56] kag
    Can you take care of the rest of the cleaning?
[17:57] ayu
    Yes, leave it to me!
[18:04] ayu
    But working with Hayate-kun...
[18:09] ayu
    You really never know what's gonna happen in here.
[18:15] ayu
    Oh I'm sorry, I'm afraid we're closed... huh?
[18:21] hay
    What?
[18:22] hay
    This is bad.
[18:24] ---
    I was going to the kitchen to get ojou-sama a cup of tea with milk,
[18:28] hay
    but I ended up in a completely different room.
[18:32] hay
    What's the matter? Are you lost too?
[18:38] hin
    Don't talk to me like that. Go eat dirt, baldy.
[18:43] hay
    Um...
[18:45] hin
    Help! This man's a molester! Help! Police!
[18:49] hay
    What?!
[18:50] hin
    No! I'm being kidnapp-
[18:53] asa
    Why are you screaming the house down?!
[18:55] hin
    Asato, what did you do that for, you moron?!
[18:58] asa
    You know exactly why I did it, Hinata!
[19:00] ---
    You're harassing people again!
[19:02] hin
    Shut up! Do you want me to crack your skull open?!
[19:05] asa
    What did you just say?
[19:06] ---
    Do you want me to stick a straw in your split skull and drink the goo inside, idiot?!
[19:10] hay
    Um...
[19:12] hin
    What? You're still here?
[19:14] asa
    You're really slow.
[19:19] dad
    You two, you'd better not be causing trouble for other people.
[19:23] dad
    I'm sorry about my kids...
[19:25] hay
    Oh, don't worry about it.
[19:27] dad
    But your show was really great, Ayasaki-kun.
[19:31] dad
    I haven't laughed that much in a long time. It was really funny.
[19:36] hay
    Thank you very much.
[19:38] dad
    Especially the part about the leek thief.
[19:41] dad
    Who would have thought that George would be from the west coast.
[19:45] hay
    Did that happen?
[19:52] dad
    No.
[19:54] hay
    What's with this person?
[19:57] ayu
    But I didn't think I'd meet you here, Hina-san.
[20:01] hin
    That's what I was going to say.
[20:04] ---
    Why are you working here?
[20:06] hin
    Just so you know, this place is losing money hand over fist.
[20:09] ---
    It could go under any time.
[20:11] ayu
    Well, I kinda saw how much money it was losing today.
[20:15] ayu
    But the work's fun because Nagi-chan and Hayate-kun are here, too.
[20:20] hin
    Nagi and Hayate-kun?
[20:23] hay
    What?! They're your siblings and your father?
[20:27] sak
    Yeah, our wet nurse and my two sisters are here too,
[20:30] ---
    but they're asleep.
[20:32] hay
    I see.
[20:34] dad
    That's right, Ayasaki-kun.
[20:37] dad
    But, Nagi-ojousan...
[20:39] ---
    Thank you for coming to my daughter's birthday party.
[20:42] dad
    Here. It's not much, but...
[20:44] ---
    It's a lightly-salted wild salmon.
[20:46] dad
    It's stuffed with salmon caviar. It's very tasty.
[20:49] nag
    I don't want anything that fishy.
[20:51] dad
    Okay, then maybe I'll just show you my special naked stand-up instead.
[20:57] sak
    That's not gonna happen, idiot!
[20:59] dad
    Sakuya, how could you do that to your beloved father?!
[21:01] sak
    Easy! Dad,
[21:03] ---
    you've failed so many times because you tried to pull that!
[21:06] dad
    Fine, fine.
[21:08] ---
    Then, I won't do the stand-up, I'll just get naked for now.
[21:11] sak
    Not gonna happen! No way!
[21:14] hin
    Enough, Asato. Get him!
[21:16] asa
    Roger!
[21:18] mar
    They really haven't changed.
[21:20] nag
    Yeah.
[21:29] mar
    What's wrong?
[21:31] hay
    Ojou-sama?
[21:32] nag
    I'm just a little tired. I'm off to bed.
[21:41] hin
    Nagi and Hayate-kun are working here too?
[21:44] ayu
    Yes. All three of us worked here today.
[21:47] ayu
    It kinda feels like this is fate.
[21:50] ---
    That's what this situation makes me want to say.
[21:57] hin
    I'll support you.
[22:02] hin
    I'm in love with this guy...
[22:07] hin
    Yes, I can't keep running away any more...
[22:12] hin
    Ayumu.
[22:13] ayu
    Yes?
[22:14] hin
    The cherry blossom season is almost over.
[22:18] ---
    Do you want to come see the cherry blossom trees at night when you're done?
[22:23] hin
    I've got something important to talk to you about.
[24:05] hay
    Hm, where'd Ojou-sama go?
[24:08] ---
    We were supposed to do today's preview together.
[24:11] hay
    Ojou-sama? Where are you?
[24:14] hay
    The preview's about to start.
[24:18] ---
    She's not here after all.
[24:19] ---
    Maybe something happened to her?!
[24:23] hay
    I have to go find her!
[24:25] hay
    And finally, the climax of the tumultuous waves!
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    The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Distance.
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    Ojou-sama, I'll be there right away!