9 - Elohim. Essaim. Mr. Cow. Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog?

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[00:05] ---
    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
[00:14] ---
    Thank you for having me.
[00:16] ---
    You are welcome.
[00:18] ---
    Please come visit again.
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    Say, Isumi, what do you say
    to being lost for one more night?
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    What? But...
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    I need you!
[00:28] ---
    If we become separated now,
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    there's a chance we may never
    meet again in this lifetime!
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    If you only came to school,
    we could see each other.
[00:46] ---
    She has friends to invite her
    to school like that, and yet...
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    I have to do something so that
    the Miss can enjoy going to school!
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    Hayate!
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    Yes?
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    What do you suppose is the meaning of life?
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    What? Um...
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    D-Do I need to answer that immediately?
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    No, but I think the testament of your life
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    is not something
    that is given to you by others.
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    Having been born a human being,
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    I think there must be a way
    of life that's more true to myself.
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    Um, is this going to take long?
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    Well, there you have it.
[01:23] ---
    While she's coming up
    with excuses like that, it'll be tough...
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    Even when urgently needing
    to go to the bathroom,
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    you listen to what the Miss has to say.
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    That is yet another part of a butler's duties!
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    Hey, no filming allowed within the residence!
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    Ow!
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his
    mistress in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights
    and puts his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    Please do not, by any means,
    watch this alone.
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    That's just not cool!
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
[02:38] ---
    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
[02:41] ---
    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
[03:09] ---
    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    Elohim Essaim.
    Mr. Cow, Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog?
[03:47] ---
    Good morning, Miss! It's Hayate!
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    What is it? It's so early...
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    Miss!
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    Hey, you dummy! What
    are you doing all of a sudden?!
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    I will help you change!
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    Since it would be a shame
    to only accompany you to school!
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    Don't be ridiculous!
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    How could I do something embarrassing
    like change in front of you?!
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    Accompany me to school?
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    Yes!
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    Starting today, I shall be
    escorting you to and from school!
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    You think a trick like that
    will make me go to school?!
SIGN    °This is within the grounds of the Sanzenin estate.
[04:34] ---
    W-Well, no need to go to school.
[04:37] ---
    It would be fine to just go
    somewhere to have fun like this.
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    What are you saying?
    A student's duty is to study.
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    Please attend every day and study hard.
SIGN    °This is within the grounds of Hakuou Academy.
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    I will see you later, Miss.
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    Why?!
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    If I go to school, we become
    separated for the duration,
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    so why do you want me
    to go to school so much?!
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    There are some who can't go to school
    anymore, even if they want to, so...
[05:11] ---
    S-Sorry...
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    Then I shall come
    for you again after school.
[05:24] ---
    With the Miss away at school,
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    we really get some peace
    and quiet here at the estate.
[05:28] ---
    If the tiger would refrain from talking,
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    I think we'd have even more peace and quiet.
[05:34] ---
    The butler-in-debt sure is coldhearted.
[05:36] ---
    Or rather, don't you need to be in school?
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    You were technically in high school
    before you came here, right?
[05:42] ---
    Well, yes, but...
[05:44] ---
    I must be the Miss's butler here
    for another 40 years to repay my debt,
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    so given that, going to school just seems...
[05:57] ---
    So I've got another eternity of lectures
    that remind me of crappy games.
[06:01] ---
    Nagi, wait.
[06:03] ---
    Why doesn't the blackboard have
    the ability to skip forward?
[06:06] ---
    It's because they continue to adhere
    to such old-fashioned systems
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    that education in Japan is never going to...
[06:12] ---
    Wh-What are you...?!
[06:14] ---
    You must not go that way.
[06:15] ---
    What?
[06:16] ---
    That is not the school building.
[06:20] ---
    R-Right.
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    It's so rare for you to know
    when we're going in the wrong direction.
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    I guess you don't attend
    school every day for nothing.
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    That is not the reason, but I can tell...
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    Winner!
SIGN    Sinner
[06:47] ---
    I-It was one letter off...
[06:52] ---
    Hey, I'm home!
[06:55] ---
    Oh? That's strange...
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    What is the matter?
[06:59] ---
    It seems she forgot a notebook at school.
[07:02] ---
    What?!
[07:03] ---
    See that?!
[07:04] ---
    This is what happens when
    I make a rare excursion to school!
[07:07] ---
    It is because you go to school
    so infrequently that this happens.
[07:11] ---
    I will go get it!
[07:14] ---
    You have dedicated yourself
    to studying all day today!
[07:18] ---
    We cannot allow the fruit of that labor
    to languish in a deserted classroom!
[07:21] ---
    Well, it's not that important...
[07:24] ---
    And it's quite late already...
[07:26] ---
    All right, I'm off!
[07:37] ---
    How do I get into school at night?
[07:40] ---
    Suspicious individual sighted!
[07:44] ---
    Wait. Oh?
[07:45] ---
    You're that suspicious individual
    from some time ago,
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    who's also a Sanzenin family butler,
    who also saved my life...
[07:51] ---
    Um...
[07:52] ---
    I'm Hayate Ayasaki.
[07:54] ---
    As I recall, you are a teacher here...
[07:57] ---
    Yukiji Katsura.
[07:58] ---
    Or rather, what're you doing here?
[07:59] ---
    I was dodging your blow from behind.
[08:02] ---
    Oh.
[08:03] ---
    What are you doing out in the street?
[08:05] ---
    Oh, me?
[08:06] ---
    I'm on so-called night duty.
    You know, night duty.
[08:09] ---
    Your hard work is much appreciated!
[08:11] ---
    This is perfect. Miss Nagi apparently
    forgot something here and...
[08:15] ---
    What?
[08:15] ---
    I'm sorry to ask this, but might
    I borrow the key to the classroom?
[08:18] ---
    What?!
[08:19] ---
    Th-The key to the classroom?!
[08:21] ---
    You mean, you're coming
    to the night duty room?!
[08:23] ---
    Yes! I don't want you
    to trouble yourself, after all.
[08:28] ---
    Uh, wait, I'll go get it for you.
SIGN    Night Duty Room
[08:31] ---
    No, I will go myself.
[08:33] ---
    If you just open the door...!
[08:39] ---
    This night duty room is rather bursting
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    with the lifestyle sensibilities
    of a woman in her mid-20s, isn't it?
[08:44] ---
    I-It's not that bad!
[08:46] ---
    I already culled a lot of my
    personal belongings, you know.
[08:49] ---
    Could it be that you live here?
[08:51] ---
    I-I-It can't be helped, right?!
[08:53] ---
    I can't afford rent
[08:54] ---
    and the bath in the night duty room
    is cleaner and bigger!
[08:57] ---
    Oh wait, you're an outsider!
    I don't have to take this from you!
[09:00] ---
    Oh? What do we have here?
[09:01] ---
    Oh.
[09:02] ---
    Katsy's bringing a man back
    with her to the night duty room!
[09:06] ---
    And it's a younger guy to boot!
[09:08] ---
    Scandal exposed! You'll be fired for sure!
[09:11] ---
    Anything but that! My salary!
[09:14] ---
    You've got the wrong idea!
[09:15] ---
    Wait, that look of poverty...
    I feel like I've seen it before...
[09:19] ---
    I-I'm a butler of the Sanzenin family.
    My name is Hayate Ayasaki.
[09:23] ---
    Oh!
[09:25] ---
    You trespassed on school grounds!
[09:26] ---
    And after making a pass
    at the student body president,
[09:28] ---
    you took a kick to the face
    and got rejected!
[09:30] ---
    And as revenge,
[09:31] ---
    you tried to kidnap and confine her
    to the student council office,
[09:34] ---
    but your plot was foiled by Yukiji!
[09:37] ---
    That butler of the Sanzenin family!
[09:39] ---
    I feel like some rather erroneous
    embellishments have been added to the story...
[09:43] ---
    You're just imagining things.
[09:46] ---
    So anyway, I'm the student council committee chairman, Izumi Segawa.
[09:50] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[09:51] ---
    Likewise, vice chairman, Miki Hanabishi.
[09:53] ---
    Disciplinary committee member, Risa Asakaze.
[09:56] ---
    Student council?
[09:58] ---
    Then, these people
    are Miss Katsura's friends?
[10:03] ---
    What are you doing here?
[10:05] ---
    Um, um... Hayata?
[10:07] ---
    I'm "Hayate".
[10:09] ---
    I came to pick up something Miss Nagi forgot.
[10:11] ---
    I see. Incidentally, we are here to study
    for our midterms, Hayata.
[10:16] ---
    Indeed we are, Hayata.
[10:18] ---
    Fine, just call me "Hayata".
[10:20] ---
    But meeting for a study group
    so late at night at school...
[10:23] ---
    You really are studious.
[10:24] ---
    If we truly were studious,
[10:26] ---
    we wouldn't be meeting
    for a study group, Hayata.
[10:29] ---
    But I thought Hakuou
    is a prestigious school...
[10:31] ---
    It's just that a portion
    of our students are super smart.
[10:34] ---
    They're the ones who transfer
    and skip grades, after all.
[10:37] ---
    But fundamentally, except
    under extreme circumstances,
[10:39] ---
    our system of automatic
    advancement won't flunk you.
[10:41] ---
    The school covers grades 1-12!
[10:43] ---
    Students like us, who've
    been here since grade school,
[10:48] ---
    are stupid, as it should be!
[10:49] ---
    So that we're on the verge of flunking
    due to extreme circumstances!
[10:52] ---
    Beat that!
[10:54] ---
    So that's why I'm tutoring them.
[10:57] ---
    The way Katsy teaches makes
    things so easy to understand!
[10:59] ---
    Oh, please!
[11:02] ---
    It's a good example of how good athletes
    don't always make good coaches.
[11:06] ---
    Right, right.
[11:07] ---
    Wait, was that a compliment?
[11:08] ---
    Relax. I was mocking you.
[11:10] ---
    Don't you mock your teacher!
[11:12] ---
    Looks like a lot of fun.
[11:14] ---
    Here.
[11:16] ---
    The classroom key.
[11:17] ---
    Return it when you're done, okay, Hayata?
[11:19] ---
    Miss Katsura, you know what
    my real name is, don't you?
[11:22] ---
    But you know, you sure
    aren't a boy for nothing!
[11:25] ---
    Going to the classroom
    in the West Building so late at night!
[11:28] ---
    What?
[11:28] ---
    I know!
[11:29] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[11:31] ---
    Um, surely, you don't mean...
[11:33] ---
    Well, it is an old school.
[11:35] ---
    There are apparently a lot of appearances.
[11:37] ---
    What?!
[11:41] ---
    Don't bring back any curses
    or anything with you!
[11:43] ---
    Even if Sadako or Kayako
    or Jason or Freddy show up,
[11:47] ---
    beat them up, okay?
[11:49] ---
    Right...
[11:54] ---
    Just because they don't have to go...
[11:56] ---
    Besides, it's the school building
    they attend on a daily basis.
[12:00] ---
    There's no way any such things will appear...
[12:05] ---
    Come on! Isn't this way different than
    when I was here last?!
[12:09] ---
    W-Well, since I'm here anyway, I guess I'll go in...
[12:12] ---
    From this red door...
SIGN    Old School Building Do Not Enter
[12:25] ---
    How would you like some squid? (Ika wa ikaga)
[12:29] ---
    I'll have lots, thanks.
    (Gattsuri itadaki-masu)
[12:39] ---
    Whoa...
[12:44] ---
    My cell?!
[12:46] ---
    Oh, right, I got one from Maria.
[12:49] ---
    Yes, hello?
[12:52] ---
    Hey, Hayate, how are you doing?
[12:54] ---
    I'm in the school building right now.
[12:56] ---
    To what do I owe this sudden phone call?
[12:58] ---
    Oh, no, sorry!
[13:00] ---
    But you know, school at night can be dangerous in various ways, so well...
[13:05] ---
    I got worried.
[13:10] ---
    Thank you very much.
[13:12] ---
    R-Right. I'm relieved, though.
[13:14] ---
    I thought you were alone,
    but I hear lots of other people around you,
[13:18] ---
    so I guess you're there
    with a bunch of people.
[13:20] ---
    What?
[13:21] ---
    You hear people?
[13:23] ---
    Yes, I hear a lot of chatter
    in the background.
[13:26] ---
    But it's not like this is a test of courage.
[13:28] ---
    I don't think it's necessary for them
    to be screaming like that.
[13:34] ---
    Well, good luck.
[13:36] ---
    Miss?! Miss?!
SIGN    No Signal
SIGN    Do it over from somewhere
     with a good signal.
    In fact, do over your whole life.
[13:44] ---
    I-I better hurry to the classroom.
[13:54] ---
    It's taking him a while to come back...
[13:56] ---
    Well, at night, classrooms hold
    alluring recorders and P.E. clothes
[14:00] ---
    that are distracting for adolescent boys.
[14:04] ---
    He may be a butler, but he's still a boy.
[14:06] ---
    He's probably ransacking Hina's desk right
    about now and has her recorder...
[14:10] ---
    You seem to be having an awful lot of fun.
[14:12] ---
    What in the world might you be talking about?
[14:14] ---
    Whoa, Miss Student Body President...
[14:16] ---
    Hina, when did you get here?
[14:18] ---
    I made a special effort to bring you snacks,
[14:20] ---
    but are you working seriously?
[14:21] ---
    Not to worry.
[14:22] ---
    We are seriously discussing
    the perverted actions of adolescent boys.
[14:26] ---
    Huh?
[14:27] ---
    In conclusion, your recorder must be
    in Hayata's possession right about now.
[14:31] ---
    That's right!
[14:32] ---
    Get serious and study! Study!
[14:34] ---
    Hey, maybe Hayata's mistakenly
    wandered into the old school building.
[14:39] ---
    The old school building?
[14:40] ---
    Oh, that's a distinct possibility!
[14:42] ---
    This is terrible. That place is...
[14:44] ---
    Wh-What?
[14:45] ---
    What?! Hakuou Academy
    is haunted by evil spirits?!
[14:49] ---
    Yes, I hear they appear
    in the old school building.
[14:52] ---
    Well, knowing that school, I'm sure
    they'll hire a ghost sweeper or something.
[14:55] ---
    What are we going to do?!
    If Hayate mistakenly goes in there...
[15:00] ---
    Hayate, respond! Hayate!
SIGN    No Signal
SIGN    You have no signal.
[15:02] ---
    What?
[15:03] ---
    Hayate of the Sanzenin family
    went to that old school building?!
[15:06] ---
    No, we're just saying it's possible.
[15:09] ---
    We don't know that he's
    actually wandered in there...
[15:11] ---
    I'll go look for him.
[15:12] ---
    It's dangerous, Hina!
[15:14] ---
    An outsider may be in danger
    on school grounds!
[15:18] ---
    I can't just ignore that.
[15:19] ---
    There may be ghosts and stuff.
[15:21] ---
    Don't worry. Ghosts and stuff
    don't bother me at all.
[15:26] ---
    That's Hina for you.
[15:27] ---
    I know she's my little sister,
[15:29] ---
    but it's too bad that she's a girl,
    considering how tough she is.
[15:31] ---
    Yup, yup.
[15:35] ---
    I know what I said, but...
[15:38] ---
    A-Anyway, I better hurry up and find Hayate.
[15:42] ---
    Come to think of it,
    why's it so bright in here...?
[15:53] ---
    That scream just now...
[15:57] ---
    My cell...
[16:01] ---
    I thought ghosts and stuff
    do not bother you.
[16:03] ---
    Like there's a girl who wouldn't
    be bothered by those things!
[16:06] ---
    They say will-o'-the-wisps
    are a scientific phenomenon called plasma.
[16:11] ---
    There's nothing logical
    about what scares you!
[16:13] ---
    Then here is the final question.
[16:16] ---
    Who is it that has been
    asking you these questions?
[16:27] ---
    S-Someone...
[16:29] ---
    Someone!
[16:39] ---
    Are you all right?!
[16:40] ---
    Oh? You're Miss Katsura,
    the student body president.
[16:46] ---
    M-Miss Katsura?!
[16:48] ---
    Thank you for saving me, but...
[16:51] ---
    Don't go wandering
    into scary places like this!
[16:58] ---
    I see, so this is the old school building.
[17:01] ---
    No wonder things didn't seem quite right...
[17:03] ---
    What happened earlier is to be kept
    strictly secret, all right, Hayate?
[17:06] ---
    Pardon?
[17:08] ---
    If you tell anyone that I was scared
    like that, I'll hit you for real!
[17:12] ---
    I feel like you already hit me
    for real earlier...
[17:15] ---
    Never mind that. Let us hurry up
    and get out of here.
[17:18] ---
    What are you saying, Hayate?
[17:20] ---
    Huh?
[17:21] ---
    You think I'd ever go home after being beaten?!
[17:25] ---
    No, but I need to get the Miss's notebook...
[17:28] ---
    Overruled!
[17:30] ---
    I'm going to identify who that
    bastard was, no matter what!
[17:35] ---
    Oh, wait... Miss Katsura!
[17:36] ---
    Call me Hinagiku!
[17:38] ---
    Please wait, Miss Katsura!
[17:42] ---
    It will not do to leave things as they are.
[17:50] ---
    Miss Katsura really
    is the same as Miss Nagi.
[17:53] ---
    She absolutely hates to lose.
[17:57] ---
    It's getting kind of hot in here.
[18:06] ---
    Wow, are you self-conscious
[18:08] ---
    that you're alone with
    a girl at school at night?
[18:11] ---
    I-I'm not self-conscious
    about someone like you.
[18:15] ---
    Someone like me?
[18:17] ---
    You're too unguarded to begin with!
[18:19] ---
    You should learn to be
    a bit more modest around boys!
[18:22] ---
    Being easygoing like that, who knows
    what someone might do to you...
[18:26] ---
    I'm fine with that.
[18:27] ---
    Huh?
[18:30] ---
    If it's you, Hayate,
    you can do anything to me.
[18:33] ---
    What?! M-Miss Katsura?!
[18:39] ---
    If I played a joke like that,
[18:41] ---
    would boys think I was being serious?
[18:45] ---
    Thank you for the warning.
[18:46] ---
    I'll be careful in the future...
[18:48] ---
    ...around boys like you.
[18:50] ---
    I thought she hated to lose
    about as much as the Miss,
[18:53] ---
    but I was wrong.
[18:55] ---
    She hates to lose even more than the Miss!
[18:58] ---
    That's the doll that I defeated earlier!
[19:00] ---
    What?! No way!
[19:02] ---
    Ta-da!
[19:04] ---
    L-Leave, you humans!
[19:06] ---
    Leave, or I-I will eat you guys!
[19:11] ---
    Don't underestimate Hinagiku Katsura,
[19:13] ---
    the student body president of Hakuou Academy!
[19:15] ---
    I-It is unfair to execute a sneak attack!
[19:18] ---
    A-At any rate, my dear Hayate...
[19:20] ---
    Huh?
[19:21] ---
    Please hurry up and leave this...
[19:23] ---
    I mean. L-Leave!
[19:26] ---
    The humiliation you made me suffer earlier...
[19:28] ---
    I'll return the favor a hundred times over!
[19:31] ---
    Why you!
[19:32] ---
    I-I will curse you!
[19:34] ---
    "My dear Hayate"...?
[19:44] ---
    I don't understand the situation at all,
[19:46] ---
    but could this really be a simple
    scare tactic to get us out of here?
[19:50] ---
    Miss Katsura, let's forget about
    that terrifying monster and leave!
[19:54] ---
    Call me Hinagiku!
[19:55] ---
    At any rate, I'm defeating this bastard!
[19:58] ---
    Please!
[19:59] ---
    "We can't go until you've magnificently
    defeated that terrifying doll?!"
[20:04] ---
    Don't say such a thing! Let us leave!
[20:06] ---
    It'll be fine, Hayate.
[20:08] ---
    If I fight him without fear,
    he's not that tough...
[20:14] ---
    I-I am tough!
[20:16] ---
    I am real strong,
    so I will defeat you humans!
[20:20] ---
    You may have changed your appearance,
    but you're no match for me...
[20:24] ---
    You got me!
[20:30] ---
    But I haven't done anything yet...
[20:32] ---
    Uh-oh.
[20:33] ---
    W-Well, that was incredible, Miss Katsura!
[20:36] ---
    You defeated the ghost
    with just your fighting spirit!
[20:38] ---
    Huh? Huh?!
[20:39] ---
    That must be what they call "chi"! "Chi"!
[20:42] ---
    It's what the masters use!
[20:43] ---
    You must have used it without realizing it!
[20:45] ---
    Man, you're incredible, Miss Katsura!
[20:48] ---
    I'm not sure I'm convinced...
[20:50] ---
    Come now. The evil spirit has been
    defeated, so let us hurry and...
[20:55] ---
    Huh?
[20:56] ---
    You're going to get Nagi's notebook, right?
[20:58] ---
    What?
[20:59] ---
    Let's hurry.
[21:00] ---
    Y-Yes, Miss Katsura.
[21:03] ---
    Call me Hinagiku.
[21:05] ---
    Yes, Hinagiku.
[21:10] ---
    It seems they have finally left.
[21:12] ---
    Yes.
[21:14] ---
    Now, let us defeat the real evil spirit.
[21:17] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[21:18] ---
    Hayate!
[21:19] ---
    I was so worried! You didn't get
    possessed by evil spirits, did you?!
[21:23] ---
    I am fine.
[21:29] ---
    School really is a nice thing to have.
[21:32] ---
    School life is a distant thing for him now.
[21:34] ---
    What is the butler-in-debt thinking?
[21:36] ---
    And this is where in the next episode,
[21:38] ---
    a terrible incident happens
    that no one could ever have anticipated!
[21:41] ---
    We all will fight against a state of emergency!
[21:43] ---
    Or rather, we have no choice but to fight it!
[21:49] ---
    Study!
[21:52] ---
    Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
[21:52] ---
    If my dreams have taken your heart
[21:58] ---
    Kizutsuke-tetara
[21:58] ---
    And brought it pain
[22:03] ---
    Sono omoi wa itsuka
[22:03] ---
    Someday, that anguish
[22:08] ---
    Boku ga morau yo
[22:08] ---
    I will take from you
[22:13] ---
    Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
[22:13] ---
    While trembling over something precious
[22:19] ---
    Kakezuri-mawatte
[22:19] ---
    And madly dashing about
[22:23] ---
    Seou itami ni hibi wa
[22:23] ---
    The hurt I bore made the days
[22:29] ---
    Muimi ni sugita
[22:29] ---
    Go by emptily
[22:34] ---
    Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
[22:34] ---
    Just chasing and continually being overtaken
[22:40] ---
    Tohou ni kureru kaze
[22:40] ---
    A wind who's lost its bearing
[22:45] ---
    Kimi no doko ni furetara
[22:45] ---
    What part of you should I touch
[22:50] ---
    Ii ka o sagashita
[22:50] ---
    I sought it out
[22:55] ---
    Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
[22:55] ---
    You alone, I want to protect so much
[23:00] ---
    Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
[23:00] ---
    Getting away from the rut of desire
[23:06] ---
    Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
[23:06] ---
    Someday, it will all be ours and that
[23:10] ---
    Kimi to boku no Proof
[23:10] ---
    Is our proof, yours and mine
[23:15] ---
    Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
[23:15] ---
    Even all my tears, I entrust to you
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
[23:27] ---
    ...Butler Report!
SIGN    Sign: Butler Report
[23:30] ---
    I'm counting on you, courage.
    I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
[23:32] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:33] ---
    Today, we've brought Maria
    on for a guest appearance.
[23:36] ---
    Hello, I'm Maria.
[23:38] ---
    Man, this song is so soothing.
    That's Maria for you!
[23:41] ---
    Thank you very much, Hayate.
[23:43] ---
    What's this, Hayate?! Getting all spoony!
[23:45] ---
    Oh, my.
[23:46] ---
    All right, I think I'll train hard
    to become a soothing ladylike girl, too!
[23:50] ---
    No, you are best as you are now, Miss!
[23:52] ---
    Really? If you say so...
[23:54] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    Say, Maria, I recall seeing this
    scene several times before...
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    The next episode takes place
    during the same time as Episode 8.
[24:03] ---
    Which means we get to see
    cat-ear Hayate from another angle!
[24:06] ---
    That is not all.
[24:08] ---
    It seems it is a completely
    original story made just for anime.
[24:10] ---
    Ooh! That makes me feel
    both worry and anticipation.
[24:13] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:14] ---
    "The Strangest Hyperdeflation Ever.
[24:16] ---
    "Play Your Games
    and Don't Build Up a Backlog".
[24:17] ---
    Mr. Hero, please get fished up already!
[24:19] ---
    The Strangest Hyperdeflation Ever.
    Play Your Games and Don't Build Up a Backlog
[24:20] ---
    Rawr! I'm currently intensely fired up!