20 - I Like Books, But Sing It Great Palace of the Dragon King

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    Looks like it's going to be a hot day.
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    Oh, good morning, Miss.
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    Yes, I am going to school.
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    Yes, Miss! Then I shall
    accompany you as well.
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    Wait, what?!
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    What has gotten into you, Miss?!
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    Getting up this early
    in the morning all on your own?!
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    Not to mention, heading off
    to school of your own volition?!
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    I mean, to begin with,
    summer break started today...
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    Just kidding!
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    Huh?
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    Surprised? That was a great joke of mine.
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    A joke?
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    Oh, I see, so that's what it was.
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    Knowing it's summer break,
    I feel too restless.
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    How could I sleep?!
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    All right!
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    Starting today, I'm going to play
    online games, watch anime, draw manga,
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    and have all the fun I want every day!
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    I feel like her life is pretty similar,
    even when she has school...
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    But I guess she must be really happy,
    considering how excited she is.
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    Starting today, I can spend all my time
    with Hayate every day.
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his
    mistress in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights
    and puts his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    But wait, I just transferred
    and it's already summer break...
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    Other than greet my classmates
    and duel at the kendo club,
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    did I do anything?
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    I Like Books, But Sing It
    Great Palace of the Dragon King
SIGN    Hakuou Academy
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    Man, summer break is pure bliss!
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    I can drink all the sake
    I want all day long!
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    On top of which, I can do
    stuff like this all I want, too!
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    I swear, doing nothing
    is the ultimate form of luxury!
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    Katsy!
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    Let's play!
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    What are you guys, grade school
    kids from the Showa Era?
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    We figured you would have time to kill,
    so we came to invite you along.
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    Sorry! I appreciate the thought,
    but I'm busy right now...
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    Let's go catch rhinoceros beetles!
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    How about a tour on foot
    of the thick woods around Fuji?!
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    Hey! What are you doing?! Let me go!
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    Um, Maria, do you know
    any lethal techniques?
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    Err... This is out of the blue.
    What is this about?
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    Well, I met some people I believe to be
    first-rate butlers at Hakuou Academy
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    and according to them,
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    it seems first-rate butlers need
    to know a lethal technique or two.
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    Uh-huh...
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    So I'm thinking of learning some
    kind of lethal technique, too!
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    I see, so that's what this is about.
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    Uh, but why ask me?
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    Why? Well...
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    This is just a hunch of mine,
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    but you look like someone
    who might know the Art of Assassination.
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    I do not know it!
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    But based on my hunch...
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    Please toss your useless hunches
    in the trash this instant!
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    What?! You know it, don't you?!
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    Nagi, not you, too.
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    I thought you'd at least know the Five
    Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique!
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    Right?!
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    Yes...
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    Honestly! Don't turn me into
    a master of some fanboy technique.
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    Besides, lethal techniques
    cannot be learned so easily.
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    I'm sure that's true, but...
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    Summer break is a great opportunity
    and I'd like to master one.
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    I was hoping there might be a book
    to help me master a lethal technique...
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    A book...
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    Wow!
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    I would expect nothing
    less of a Sanzenin library.
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    What an amazing number of books!
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    Which makes cleaning a real chore.
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    But books are great.
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    When you immerse yourself in a book,
    surrounded by all these books,
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    it truly makes you feel intellectual.
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    I see. That's my Miss.
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    Oh, these must be the shelves
    stocked exclusively for you, Miss.
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    Hm? How did you know?
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    Because this is the one
    area littered with manga.
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    Y-You're wrong, you know!
    I read other books, too!
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    Yes, I know that.
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    Look at all these video game guides.
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    Like I said!
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    Reading really does
    make you feel intellectual.
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    Quit mocking me!
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    I don't see any...
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    To be so fixated on lethal techniques...
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    I cannot comprehend it.
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    I can.
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    What?
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    Hayate must want to
    show me how cool he can be.
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    I shall protect you with this
    elegant technique of mine, Miss.
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    Ah! This is impressive, Hayate!
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    What is it?
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    N-Nothing.
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    All right, Hayate! I'll help you, too.
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    I'll look for books with clues
    about lethal techniques with you.
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    Oh, thank you very much, Miss.
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    Honestly! Lethal techniques!
SIGN    Lethal Techniques in a Nutshell Book of Secret Sanzenin Techniques
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    It's not like online karate classes
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    or like learning to draw manga
    at a technical school.
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    As if there would be a book
    that could teach it to you so easily...
SIGN    Lethal Techniques in a Nutshell Book of Secret Sanzenin Techniques
[07:22] ---
    Funnily enough, there actually might be.
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    "Lethal Techniques in a Nutshell
    with Colored Charts"!
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    I never imagined there would be
    such a useful sounding book!
[07:30] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    Book of Secret Sanzenin Techniques
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    But what do you suppose these
    Secret Sanzenin Techniques are?
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    Oh, come to think of it,
    Himegami used to use them.
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    Mr. Himegami?
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    Um, I hear his name come up
    every so often, but...
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    Oh, did I never tell you about him?
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    He was Nagi's butler before you came along.
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    Though, various things happened
    and he ended up leaving...
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    I see.
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    And this butler named Mr. Himegami
    also knew lethal techniques?
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    Does that mean that perhaps
    Mr. Klaus also knows such techniques?
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    Would you like to know
    what my lethal technique is?
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    No, no, not really right now...
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    Quit playing around and go do work!
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    Anyway, if other butlers can do it,
    there's no way you couldn't, either!
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    Miss!
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    Hayate, we're going to do special
    training based on this book!
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    What? Y-Yes, Master!
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    I'll do my best!
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    Don't call me "Master"!
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    Call me Undefeated of the North,
    South, East, West, and Middle!
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    Huh? That's a little too long...
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    Quiet!
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    Now, follow me!
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    A-Are you all right?!
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    I scraped up my knee a little.
[08:44] ---
    There goes the myth of being undefeated,
    north, south, east, west, and middle.
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    It sure is hot outside.
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    Miss, perhaps you shouldn't
    strain yourself too much
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    and take it easy in an air conditioned room.
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    No, this is for the sake
    of your lethal technique!
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    Then let's get started.
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    Yes! Please instruct me!
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    Rarrr!
[09:03] ---
    Well, let's start with something basic.
[09:06] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
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    "Case 1 – the secret technique
    for when you're engulfed in flames."
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    What's it say? Let's see...
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    Uh, um, aren't there any secret techniques
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    for defeating the enemy before
    you become engulfed in flames?
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    Hmm, there doesn't seem
    to be anything in particular.
[09:23] ---
    Starting with a technique
    for such a dire situation is a bit...
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    Well, shall we give it a try anyway, Tama?
[09:28] ---
    Let's see... "First, like
    the Conqueror of Century's End,
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    "command a body that does
    not burn, even in flames..."
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    Raoooh!
[09:35] ---
    No, no, the entire premise is wrong!
[09:37] ---
    But if you can't do this,
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    Case 2 – the secret technique
    for when you get shoved off a cliff...
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    As I said, let us do something about it
    before getting shoved off a cliff!
[09:45] ---
    Then...
SIGN    The Secret Technique for Becoming More Lovey-Dovey with the Guy You Like
[09:49] ---
    What is it, Miss?
[09:51] ---
    What?! It's n-n-n-nothing! It's nothing!
[09:55] ---
    Wh-What kind of secret
    technique is this in here?
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    But I would love to master it!
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    You want to master it, do you?
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    Miss?
[10:03] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What is it?!
[10:04] ---
    Oh, no,
[10:04] ---
    I'd like to skim through the whole book
    to see if there's anything useful,
[10:08] ---
    so would you mind letting me see it?
[10:10] ---
    Y-You can't! I decline! I absolutely refuse!
[10:13] ---
    What? Wh-Why not?
[10:14] ---
    It's too soon for you!
[10:16] ---
    Please!
[10:17] ---
    I wanna see!
[10:18] ---
    At any rate, I can't show you
    what I can't show you!
[10:21] ---
    Oh, Miss, it's dangerous to go that way!
[10:23] ---
    Miss?!
[10:26] ---
    So, how do I get to be more lovey-dovey?
SIGN    Get Naked!
[10:33] ---
    R-Ridiculous!
[10:34] ---
    The entire premise...
    The entire premise is wrong!
[10:36] ---
    Miss! In front! In front of you!
[10:38] ---
    Rarrr!
[10:39] ---
    If I could do something so embarrassing...
[10:46] ---
    Miss!
[10:46] ---
    Rarrr!
[10:52] ---
    Hayate!
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    H-Hey, Hayate, are you alive?
[10:59] ---
    Are you all right, Miss?
[11:02] ---
    What? Oh... I am...
[11:04] ---
    Thank goodness.
[11:06] ---
    I'm so glad I was able to save you.
[11:10] ---
    Oh, right. I don't need
    to rely on any secret techniques.
[11:13] ---
    Hayate and I are...
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    Th-Thank you.
[11:19] ---
    Most of this book is useless,
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    but it's got some serious stuff,
    too, like things to watch out for.
[11:24] ---
    What? Really?
[11:26] ---
    Yes! If you work hard,
    you should be able to master these.
[11:30] ---
    Yes!
[11:31] ---
    All right! I'm going to learn
    a lethal technique this summer!
[11:34] ---
    Yes!
[11:35] ---
    I better work hard for Hinagiku, too.
[11:37] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
    For Hinagiku, too...
[11:40] ---
    Wait, what?
[11:41] ---
    For whom, did you say?
[11:43] ---
    Well, Hinagiku is always
    helping me out in various ways.
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    Besides, I also promised her
    that I would show it to her
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    once I mastered a super lethal technique!
[11:52] ---
    Promised? Oh, I see...
[11:56] ---
    Oh! The book of secret techniques!
[11:59] ---
    Miss, why...?!
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    Ha... Ha... Hayate, you...
[12:04] ---
    Hayate, you jerk!
[12:11] ---
    Maria.
[12:13] ---
    Oh, my! What happened?!
[12:15] ---
    Won't you please teach me a surefire
    technique to soothe the Miss's temper.
[12:19] ---
    Uh, that would require
    quite a bit of training...
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    It would still be a long way off
    before Hayate mastered a lethal technique.
[12:27] ---
    So, please continue to watch every
    episode of "Hayate the Combat Butler"!
[12:34] ---
    Watermelon seeds. Ptewy!
    (Suika no tane. Peh!)
[12:38] ---
    Fight, Pero!
    (Pero-san, faito!)
[12:40] ---
    What?!
[12:42] ---
    The Miss has run away from home?!
[12:44] ---
    Yes.
[12:45] ---
    Members of the SP are following her,
    so there's no need to worry...
[12:49] ---
    But it still makes me feel uneasy.
[12:50] ---
    Since everything the Miss does
    is so incredibly abrupt
[12:53] ---
    and the reasons for her actions
    are never that clear.
[12:56] ---
    I wonder what happened.
[12:57] ---
    No... I think the reason is undoubtedly you.
[13:02] ---
    All right! As the Miss's butler,
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    and also to get to the bottom
    of her reasoning,
[13:06] ---
    I must go after her!
[13:08] ---
    I swear! That Hayate!
[13:10] ---
    What's this about it being for Hinagiku?!
[13:12] ---
    Does he mean to say that Hinagiku's
    more important to him than me?!
[13:16] ---
    If...
[13:17] ---
    If Hayate comes to love
    Hinagiku more than me...
[13:21] ---
    You can't. You just can't!
    This is wrong, Hayate.
[13:24] ---
    You have Nagi, your precious girlfriend!
[13:27] ---
    What are you saying, Hinagiku?
[13:30] ---
    You're the only woman I can think of
    that I'm destined to be with.
[13:36] ---
    Hayate!
[13:38] ---
    Hinagiku!
[13:41] ---
    Humph! What's with you?!
    Hayate, you stupid jerk!
[13:45] ---
    What about Hinagiku's so great anyway?!
[13:47] ---
    Hinagiku's just a little cute, that's all!
[13:49] ---
    And she's good-natured and smart and...
[13:51] ---
    On top of which, she's an all-around
    athlete, everyone trusts her,
[13:54] ---
    and even I wish I could
    be a little like her...
[13:56] ---
    H-Humph!
[14:00] ---
    When it comes to our bust sizes,
    we're about the same!
[14:02] ---
    What did you say?!
[14:05] ---
    And my grades are no worse than hers!
[14:08] ---
    Aw, man, summer break's here,
    but I don't feel very happy somehow.
[14:13] ---
    I wonder what Hayate's doing...
[14:15] ---
    Or actually...
[14:19] ---
    I wonder what Hayate was doing
    at such an incredible mansion.
[14:22] ---
    And...
[14:25] ---
    Who in the world is that girl?
[14:28] ---
    I have so many things I want to talk
    to Hayate about and ask about.
[14:32] ---
    Oh, honestly!
[14:33] ---
    I'm going to hurry home and go to bed!
[14:36] ---
    Oh?
[14:37] ---
    It's all Hayate's fault to begin with!
[14:39] ---
    You're...
[14:41] ---
    Oh, you're that...
[14:43] ---
    ...thieving hamster.
[14:45] ---
    Wha?!
[14:49] ---
    Wh-Who are you calling a thieving hamster?!
[14:51] ---
    Then, the trespassing hamster.
    The lock-picking hamster.
[14:55] ---
    For starters, I think I'd like
    for you to drop the "hamster" bit.
[14:58] ---
    Well, for starters,
    it was a fateful reunion.
[15:03] ---
    I'm glad that we've finally
    caught up with her, but...
[15:05] ---
    Yes...
[15:06] ---
    What is the Miss doing with Miss Nishizawa?
[15:09] ---
    Never mind that. Is there any point
    to this camouflage?
[15:13] ---
    Well, I thought it might be
    better to have than not...
[15:16] ---
    By the way, Hayate,
    I've been meaning to ask you, but...
[15:20] ---
    What is your relationship
    with that Miss Nishizawa?
[15:23] ---
    What?! No, uh...
[15:27] ---
    I love you, Hayate!
[15:28] ---
    What?!
[15:29] ---
    W-We're friends.
[15:31] ---
    She was my classmate at my old school...
[15:33] ---
    I see, that makes sense...
[15:35] ---
    What could those two be talking about?
[15:37] ---
    I would imagine it's about you...
[15:43] ---
    What?! You're the owner of that mansion
[15:46] ---
    and you took Hayate in when
    he was rendered homeless?!
[15:48] ---
    On top of which, as a butler,
    he's living with you under one roof?!
[15:51] ---
    Yes, that's right. You have
    a problem with that?
[15:53] ---
    Urk... What an envious...
[15:55] ---
    No, no, that's not it. I feel so defeated!
[15:58] ---
    Dear God, you're so mean.
    This is way unfair!
[16:02] ---
    So long, hamster. Don't ever
    come near my property again.
[16:06] ---
    Hold, you!
[16:07] ---
    What?
[16:08] ---
    If I back down now,
    I'll remain the miserable defeated!
[16:12] ---
    And my pride won't allow for that!
[16:14] ---
    Fight me! Fight me for Hayate!
[16:18] ---
    Very well. I just happen
    to be in a bad mood anyway.
[16:20] ---
    I'll turn the tables on you!
SIGN    Karaoke BOX
[16:27] ---
    What's this place?
[16:29] ---
    What's this place? As you
    can see, it's a karaoke booth.
[16:32] ---
    Don't you know?
[16:33] ---
    Ah! I've heard of these places...
[16:34] ---
    This is the first time I've ever
    set foot in such an odd place.
[16:37] ---
    Huh...
[16:38] ---
    But this is smaller than our bathroom.
[16:41] ---
    What?!
[16:41] ---
    If you spend hours and hours
    in this cramped, dimly lit box,
[16:44] ---
    even if you're not the heir
    to the Mendou Zaibatsu,
[16:47] ---
    I feel like you'd still become
    afraid of the dark and claustrophobic.
[16:49] ---
    Anyway, once we've ordered drinks,
    we're getting right to the battle.
[16:54] ---
    What do you want to drink?
[16:56] ---
    Oh, I won't mind ordering for you
    if it's like just one item.
[16:59] ---
    An infinitely pointless attempt to show off.
[17:03] ---
    Then, I'll have a Shiun matcha green tea
[17:05] ---
    and a tureen of foie gras from Périgord.
[17:07] ---
    I-I doubt they have those things...
[17:10] ---
    I don't really understand, but...
[17:13] ---
    It seems they're going to karaoke.
[17:15] ---
    What shall we do, Maria?
[17:17] ---
    Maria?
[17:18] ---
    Wh-What? Oh, uh, p-pardon me.
[17:21] ---
    For the time being, I've paid for
    the booth over here, so let's go in.
[17:24] ---
    Yes.
[17:27] ---
    But why did Miss Nishizawa bring
    the Miss to a place like this?
[17:31] ---
    Hayate! Hayate!
[17:33] ---
    Yes?
[17:34] ---
    Wh-What is this device?
[17:36] ---
    Well, you use it to punch in
    numbers to pick songs.
[17:41] ---
    I see, so that's how it works.
[17:44] ---
    My! How amazing!
    You can even adjust the pitch.
[17:48] ---
    Oh, can you search
    for them in this book, too?
[17:50] ---
    Wow, it's so thick!
[17:52] ---
    Um, since we're here anyway,
    would you like to try singing?
[17:55] ---
    What?!
[17:56] ---
    Wh-What are you saying,
    Hayate? I could never.
[17:59] ---
    I don't know any of the
    songs that are popular.
[18:02] ---
    Besides, I'm worried about Nagi.
[18:04] ---
    It'll be fine.
[18:06] ---
    We can see their room from here,
[18:08] ---
    and besides, I'd like to hear you sing.
[18:11] ---
    But...
[18:12] ---
    Th-Then, if you go first,
    I'll sing at least one song.
[18:16] ---
    What?!
[18:16] ---
    A-All right. Then I shall go first.
SIGN    I Belong to You
[18:28] ---
    Calling me from somewhere
[18:34] ---
    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
[18:43] ---
    Yay!
[18:45] ---
    Now, to see the score
    we've been waiting for!
[18:48] ---
    Ta-da! 35 points...
SIGN    You suck! Go home!
[18:52] ---
    Why?
[18:53] ---
    Not surprising, considering
    how off key you were.
[18:57] ---
    Okay, it's your turn next!
[18:59] ---
    Right.
[19:03] ---
    She's never karaoked in her life.
    There's no way she'll sing well, right?
[19:07] ---
    Earlier, I was just warming up
    and I didn't give it my best shot,
[19:10] ---
    but once I get serious, I'll be sure to win!
[19:13] ---
    Just watch me, Hayate!
[19:14] ---
    I'll save you with my singing for sure!
[19:16] ---
    Get over here quick
[19:18] ---
    I'm a bit mad
[19:19] ---
    Wh-What?!
[19:20] ---
    Get over here quick
[19:22] ---
    At mach speeds
[19:23] ---
    What's with this sparkly aura?!
[19:25] ---
    Socially reclusive Sunday
[19:27] ---
    She looks like Kirari Tsukishima to me!
[19:29] ---
    No, you have to come flying right away
[19:31] ---
    I mean, she's really good!
[19:37] ---
    No, no, you just have to
[19:38] ---
    Of course, she is.
[19:40] ---
    Why? Because she's received education
    for the gifted since she was little.
[19:41] ---
    No
[19:43] ---
    and naturally, included in that
    curriculum was voice training
[19:45] ---
    I hope you'll be here soon
[19:47] ---
    from super top notch instructors,
    and singing lessons.
[19:50] ---
    You may have forgotten, but Nagi
    is technically a hyper refined young lady.
[19:53] ---
    This may be her first time at karaoke,
[19:55] ---
    but there's no way she'd lose
    to a run-of-the-mill high school girl.
SIGN    Actually, was that earlier singer Igant?
[20:03] ---
    How about that?
    Looks like this fight is over.
[20:05] ---
    Oh, no! We're only getting started here!
[20:07] ---
    Singing is love! There's
    no way I'm going to lose!
[20:09] ---
    Interesting! I'll pound you into the ground!
[20:12] ---
    That's my line!
SIGN    Karaoke BOX
[20:12] ---
    Their karaoke match got heated up even more
[20:13] ---
    Bring it on!
[20:15] ---
    and continued late
    into the night. And then...
[20:18] ---
    I sang a lot and I feel better now somehow.
[20:21] ---
    Sniff. I can't believe I lose every round.
[20:23] ---
    Oh, you want to use my credit card to pay?
[20:26] ---
    It's fine! I'll treat you
    for something small like this!
[20:29] ---
    I don't want to be indebted
    to a rival anyway!
[20:31] ---
    A rival?
[20:32] ---
    Isn't that a term for when two
    opponents are evenly matched?
SIGN    Welcome
[20:39] ---
    Miss, we have come to take you home.
[20:41] ---
    Ah, thanks. I'm surprised
    you knew where to find me.
[20:44] ---
    We received a call from your butler.
[20:46] ---
    From Hayate? I see.
[20:49] ---
    So long, hamster.
[20:53] ---
    Hold it right there!
[20:54] ---
    Next time, we'll compete
    in something different!
[20:58] ---
    Whenever you like.
    I'll turn the tables on you again.
[21:06] ---
    Now, then...
[21:08] ---
    Time to hurry home
    and play games with Hayate.
[21:11] ---
    Summer break has only just begun.
[21:13] ---
    But at that moment,
    the maid and the butler were...
[21:16] ---
    Lie to me, I'll see right through it
[21:20] ---
    I'm not blind
[21:20] ---
    Maria, why don't we stop around there...
[21:23] ---
    ...still singing.
[21:24] ---
    Romance, into your two hearts
[21:25] ---
    And thus, this was
    the first day of summer break...
[21:29] ---
    What should we do tomorrow for fun?
[21:32] ---
    Don't tell me you guys plan
    to keep staying here...
[21:35] ---
    ...and the various people
    enjoying it in their own way.
SIGN    Strait is the Gate
[21:38] ---
    Oh, incidentally...
[21:40] ---
    That should do it for the book report
    and English composition.
[21:43] ---
    ...we have one formidable
    character like her, too.
[21:45] ---
    Kids at home, make sure you
    plan out your homework well, too.
[21:48] ---
    Next time, we'll be battling
    minimum height restrictions.
[21:55] ---
    Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:55] ---
    A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
[22:00] ---
    Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:00] ---
    My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:05] ---
    Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:05] ---
    I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
[22:08] ---
    Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:08] ---
    That's not so bad, so I go together
[22:14] ---
    Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:14] ---
    Weather forecasts don't exist
[22:16] ---
    Zenbu kibun-shidai
[22:16] ---
    It's all mood-dependent
[22:19] ---
    Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:19] ---
    There's nothing to worry about
[22:21] ---
    Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:21] ---
    Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:24] ---
    Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:24] ---
    On the shoe that I kick up
[22:26] ---
    "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:26] ---
    "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:29] ---
    Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:29] ---
    And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
[22:32] ---
    Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:32] ---
    One more time, a do-over!
[22:34] ---
    Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:34] ---
    I'll try betting once in a while
[22:39] ---
    Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:39] ---
    Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
    Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
    Running through gallantly, to fly
[22:47] ---
    Harema ga mieru The Sky
[22:47] ---
    I can see a break in the weather, the sky
[22:50] ---
    Shinjiteta yo
[22:50] ---
    I had faith
[22:52] ---
    Soshite Make My Way
[22:52] ---
    And then, I make my way
[22:54] ---
    Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:54] ---
    With the hand you quietly reach out
[22:57] ---
    Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:57] ---
    I can become invincible, so I go together
[23:04] ---
    Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:04] ---
    Stars so beautiful,
    it'll be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
    This is Isumi's...
SIGN    SIGN: Butler Report
[23:28] ---
    ...Butler Report.
[23:30] ---
    Hello, I am Isumi Saginomiya.
[23:33] ---
    Um, I was unable to make it
    into the main episode,
[23:37] ---
    but they have decided that
    I could be in this segment, at least.
[23:41] ---
    Um... What should I talk about?
[23:45] ---
    What? Talk about this song?
SIGN    Oh, dear
SIGN    Oh, dear
[23:47] ---
    Um... This song is...
[23:50] ---
    Hey, Isumi, keep talking that slow
    and you're going to run out of time!
[23:55] ---
    Nagi... Oh.
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    As I thought, the butler
    uniform just won't do.
[23:59] ---
    Huh? What's this?
    Am I cross-dressing again?!
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:01] ---
    No, I was thinking you can't be dressed
    like that for the amusement park.
[24:04] ---
    Amusement park?
[24:05] ---
    I've been reborn into this invincible body!
[24:07] ---
    That debt-ridden butler's
    no match for me now!
[24:10] ---
    Hey, you there, robot!
    Whose industrial spy are you?!
[24:13] ---
    Miss Makimura! Not you, too?!
[24:16] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:18] ---
    "A Big Bother, Even for Peter".
[24:19] ---
    I feel like I've seen that robot
    somewhere before...
[24:19] ---
    A Big Bother, Even for Peter
[24:22] ---
    The power of justice
    will call forth a storm!