6 - You Say You Can See Time. But That Is Probably Your Life Flashing Before Your Eyes

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress
    in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights
    and puts his life on the line or a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    My name is Hayate. Earth is being targeted.
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    Your life is also being targeted.
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
SIGN    You Say You Can See Time, But That Is
    Probably Your Life Flashing Before Your Eyes
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    Ah, it's you, Isumi!
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    You got here quicker than I expected.
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    I was worried that you might
    have gotten lost again.
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    I am sorry for worrying you.
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    But everything is fine,
    because I did get lost.
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    Oh... you did...
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    Someone I believe to be your new
    butler brought me here.
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    What? You met Hayate?
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    He was wearing a brand new cashmere coat.
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    Oh, that definitely sounds
    like it was Hayate.
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    But he may end up dying if we don't hurry.
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    What?!
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    Is Hayate in some kind of trouble again?!
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    Well, it's certainly conceivable.
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    That's not good! Hayate's in a fix!
    We're going to save him, Maria!
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    Uh, um...
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    Perhaps it was a bad idea to make him
    wear something he wasn't used to...
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    It is a cold...
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    That cashmere coat, huh?
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    It is certainly the first crisis he has faced
    since he became a butler.
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    Never mind that, Maria! We must hurry!
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    Yes!
SIGN    Cash Advance!!
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    If I don't do something about this coat,
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    I'll never be able to go back
    to the estate again.
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    Maybe I should just borrow money
    from somewhere and get a new coat...
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    No, that won't solve anything.
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    Hey, Ayasaki!
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    Long time no see!
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    Oh! You people are...
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    The "very generous people",
    who previously kindly offered
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    to send me to a tropical paradise!
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    Don't talk about embarrassing things
    in an expository manner on the streets.
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    What the heck, you're still alive?
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    Uh... yes.
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    But well, if it weren't
    for our business dealings,
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    I think I could've liked a guy like ya.
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    What?
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    Even our chance meetin'
    must've been fated somehow.
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    If ya want, I'll treat ya to a meal...
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    There he is!
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    Hey, Ayasaki, who're these guys?
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    No need to even ask. They've gotta be Mafia.
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    I see. Colleagues of ours, eh?
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    I thought you were suspicious
    from the start, but so you really are...
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    What?! No...
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    Hey, four-eyes, you got
    a problem with our boy here?
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    What?! When did I become one of you?!
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    I see, you seem to be determined
    to see some bloodshed.
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    I don't know who you guys are,
    but you've got guts, I'll give you that.
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    Wait, now that I think about it,
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    I've become involved in a pretty
    nasty situation, haven't I?
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    At this rate, never mind
    being reprimanded by Maria,
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    I'll get chewed out
    by the authorities and stuff.
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    Above all, this may cause problems
    for the Miss and the others.
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    I have to escape somehow!
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    Hey, where do you think
    you're going, Ayasaki?
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    You're not planning on deserting
    your comrades, are you?
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    As I said earlier, when
    did I become one of you?
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    What?! Trying to save his own hide
    by deserting his comrades?!
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    And you call yourself human?!
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    What a coldhearted bastard!
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    What?! I'm getting condemned
    by the other side, too?!
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    Since it's come to this...
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    ...I guess we've got no choice
    but to whack him.
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    Oh, I get it.
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    I'm going to die today.
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    Man, today's just been an awful day.
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    If this was how it was going to be,
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    I wish I'd offered a sincere apology
    to Maria back at the estate.
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    Yeah, if I make it back alive,
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    I'll offer a sincere apology
    for sure this time.
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    Get him!
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    Here I come!
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    What are you dragging your
    feet for?! We must hurry!
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    Knowing Hayate, if we drag our feet,
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    he may be skewered by countless
    swords before we know it!
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    Surely, nothing so drastic...
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    Though, the new coat may be in tatters.
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    You can bet on it!
    Don't underestimate Hayate!
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    No, the coat is already in tatters.
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    What?
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    I see. That's Hayate for you.
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    The coat had gotten dirty because of me,
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    but he was very troubled by it.
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    It shows just how serious he is
    about his job as Nagi's butler...
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    When you put it that way, we can't be
    too hard on him for ruining the coat.
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    I wasn't going to be hard on him
    for it to begin with.
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    Oh, he seems to have
    come home at the perfect time.
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    What a hopeless guy.
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    Oh, thank goodness.
    I managed to get back alive somehow.
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    Maria, you are not to scold Hayate, either.
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    We must give him a warm welcome.
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    Well, if you say so, Nagi.
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    Speaking of which,
    did Hayate say anything about me?
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    What?
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    You know, anything
    about me being cute or charming...
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    Um... um...
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    Oh, as I recall, he said you were
    a little, spoiled, headstrong,
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    and an unmanageable bundle of energy...
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    Oh... I'm back.
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    Miss...
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    What?!
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    Wh-Why?! Why did you shut the door?! Miss?!
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    Shut up! Stupid jerk!
[07:25] ---
    Honestly! How rude!
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    But also kind and adorable.
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    I think it would work better
    if you mentioned that earlier.
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    And thus,
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    all too soon, the butler-in-debt's
    miserable life came to an end.
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    P-Please, no jokes...
SIGN    Sign: Fox Udon Dontaro
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    I'm hot!
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    I am sorry, it seems I am making
    such trouble for everyone...
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    38.9 degrees. He's unmistakably
    come down with a cold.
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    Honestly!
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    The weather may have suddenly
    gotten cooler, but to catch a cold!
[08:07] ---
    How weak can you be?!
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    Well, I don't know anything
    about him being weak, but...
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    When someone locked him out
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    to spend hours in soaking wet
    clothes in this cold weather,
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    it's no wonder that he caught a cold.
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    Stare...
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    Stare...
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    Wh-What?!
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    You make it sound as though I'm the bad guy!
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    Are you in pain, Hayate?
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    Yes, a lot...
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    Stare...
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    Stare...
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    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
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    Don't look at me with eyes like Kenshiro's.
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    Like when he mastered the Musou Tensei!
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    It was an unavoidable accident
    that you caught a cold.
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    You just relax and get some rest.
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    Oh, all right...
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    Um, this is a milkshake.
    It will warm you up.
[09:07] ---
    Oh, thank you very much.
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    It is nothing.
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    While the fact that Nagi
    shut you out was the final blow,
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    the original cause lies with me, so...
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    This was Isumi trying to cover
    for Nagi in her own way.
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    It is true that the Miss
    delivered the final blow, but...
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    I had no idea that you went
    to the same school as the Miss.
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    And I am the one who leapt
    to the horribly wrong conclusion...
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    Oh, no, please do not let that bother you.
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    Well... I'll enjoy this now.
[09:35] ---
    Yes. Though, I do not know
    if it will be to your taste...
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    This is really delicious.
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    I am so glad it is to your taste.
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    You made this yourself, right?
    I see that you must be a good cook.
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    I do not know if I am good or not,
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    but I am a girl, after all.
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    It's wrong to think that you should cook,
    just because you're a girl, Isumi!
[10:03] ---
    With such antiquated notions,
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    you won't survive
    in the information age to come!
[10:08] ---
    Nagi, you only use big words when
    you are trying to cover up something.
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    You know her so very well.
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    Anyway, men and women are equal
    in the 21st century! No boundaries!
[10:21] ---
    Having said that, you still haven't
    even had lunch, right, Hayate?
[10:25] ---
    What? N-No...
[10:27] ---
    All right,
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    then I shall put special effort into
    making some dish called "rice porridge".
[10:32] ---
    What?!
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    What was with that?
    You didn't sound very happy.
[10:35] ---
    Or what? Are you saying you
    don't want to eat my cooking?!
[10:38] ---
    No, my heart is bursting with gratitude.
[10:41] ---
    All right, then prepare
    yourself and wait for me!
[10:44] ---
    I have read through every volume of
    "Mister Ajikko" and "Gourmand-kun".
[10:47] ---
    There is no dish that I cannot make!
[10:50] ---
    Let's go, Tama!
[10:51] ---
    M-Meow...
[10:53] ---
    What's with your weak response, too?!
[10:55] ---
    Meow...
[10:59] ---
    Then I shall go prepare
    some stomach medicine.
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    Please hang in there, my dear Hayate.
[11:05] ---
    R-Right...
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    And thus, Miss Nagi's
    ministrations began. However...
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    No, considering how
    confident the Miss seems,
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    surely her dish won't be that terrible...
[11:15] ---
    Hayate could find no way to convince
    himself that he would recover soon.
[11:20] ---
    What's this, Saku?
    I didn't know you were still here.
[11:23] ---
    I got sucked into the Downtown DVD
    box set, but then I got hungry...
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    In that case, I am about to begin cooking,
[11:30] ---
    so I'll let you have a taste.
[11:32] ---
    Whoops! I've still got DVDs
    that I gotta watch.
[11:35] ---
    Where are you going?
[11:38] ---
    But since I'm going to
    the trouble of making this,
[11:40] ---
    I want to try seasoning it in a
    unique and distinctive way...
[11:44] ---
    This is the first mistake
    that amateur cooks fall for.
[11:48] ---
    Hmm, I want some punchy flavor...
[11:51] ---
    Oh, vinegar's supposed to be good for you...
[11:54] ---
    This is bad!
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    If yer forced to eat Nagi's cookin',
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    it won't be enough, no matter
    how many lives you've got.
[11:59] ---
    Hayate might end up dead...
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    Hey, Sakuya, what do you think?
[12:05] ---
    Huh?
[12:10] ---
    But I'm so sorry about this, Isumi.
[12:12] ---
    Pardon?
[12:13] ---
    Well, you know, because Hayate has
    caused you all kinds of trouble...
[12:17] ---
    Oh, no, it was no trouble.
[12:20] ---
    But I can see why my Nagi
    put her trust in him...
[12:24] ---
    He was quite kind to me.
[12:29] ---
    Could this possibly mean...
[12:30] ---
    ...that once again, Hayate
    is spreading a kind of ailment
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    that's even more troublesome than a cold?
[12:38] ---
    Welcome, Master! (Irasshaimase goshujin-sama)
[12:43] ---
    Now, now, now. (Maa, maa, maa)
[12:45] ---
    Here, it's ready, Hayate.
[12:47] ---
    I'm quite confident of how it turned out,
    so eat it with that in mind!
[12:49] ---
    Oh? This looks better than I expected.
[12:52] ---
    Is it just possible...?
[12:54] ---
    Right, then I shall enjoy it right away.
[12:59] ---
    Th-This is...
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    Never mind the poor use of salt
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    or that it subtly tastes like sushi rice
    or that it's not fully cooked.
[13:06] ---
    Before all that...
[13:07] ---
    I can smell the faint aroma of
    the detergent used in the kitchen.
[13:11] ---
    What is it, Hayate?
[13:12] ---
    This can no longer even be called food...
[13:15] ---
    Um, could it be that it didn't taste good?
[13:20] ---
    They say that there are times
[13:21] ---
    when a man's pride requires
    that he see something through.
[13:25] ---
    It is very... delicious.
[13:27] ---
    Kids, you must never try this at home.
[13:29] ---
    Why? Because detergent
    is neither food nor drink.
[13:32] ---
    I-I see! I'm glad to hear that!
[13:35] ---
    I hadn't tasted it, so I was worried,
    but I guess it turned out good!
[13:38] ---
    Yes, it's absolutely fantastic, Miss!
[13:41] ---
    The bit of oil I used for subtle
    flavor must have worked.
[13:45] ---
    Is that right?
[13:46] ---
    There's plenty more,
    so go ahead and eat it all.
[13:49] ---
    Oh, it's so good! Oh! My Konbu!
[13:53] ---
    You're such a glutton, Hayate!
[13:54] ---
    To live up to the mistress's expectations!
    That is what a butler does!
SIGN    OIL comes off easily!
    Marmar Lemon
[14:00] ---
    Could it be that she used this,
    mistaking it for oil?
[14:05] ---
    To live up to the mistress's expectations!
    That is what a pet does!
[14:05] ---
    Meow... Meow... Meow...
[14:09] ---
    Th-Thank you for the food...
[14:11] ---
    Ah, you really cleaned your plate!
[14:14] ---
    You must have been awfully hungry.
[14:16] ---
    Well, I'll go clean this up,
    so get some good sleep.
[14:19] ---
    Y-Yessir...
[14:24] ---
    Unfortunate things
    are always happening to me, but...
[14:26] ---
    Today was kind of amazingly
    worse than usual...
[14:31] ---
    If you push yourself too hard,
    you really will end up dead.
[14:34] ---
    Maria...
[14:38] ---
    Honestly! I'm amazed
    that you managed to eat all of that.
[14:41] ---
    What?
[14:42] ---
    Because, I mean, she put in detergent
    instead of oil by mistake, right?
[14:46] ---
    Yes, I guess...
[14:49] ---
    But the Miss worked hard to make
    that dish for me, after all.
[14:53] ---
    And besides, it made me happy
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    that I had someone taking
    care me while I was sick.
[14:57] ---
    Did your mother not take care
    of you when you got sick?
[15:03] ---
    Whether her child got a fever
    or was severely injured,
[15:07] ---
    my mother was the sort
    who blithely ignored it
[15:09] ---
    and just invested in her dreams
    where the reels keep spinning.
SIGN    Sign: Lunch Money
SIGN    Sign: Mother
[15:13] ---
    Oh... that's...
[15:16] ---
    Oh, this boy! Casually mentioning
    such a depressing story...
[15:20] ---
    Well, at any rate, please
    get some rest for today, okay?
[15:23] ---
    I will, I'm so sleepy already.
[15:25] ---
    Then, good night.
[15:45] ---
    Hayate...
[15:51] ---
    Thank you.
[15:55] ---
    Excuse me, what are you doing, Miss?
[16:00] ---
    That is... With your face so close to me,
[16:03] ---
    it's hard for me to sleep...
[16:07] ---
    Shut up! Hayate, you stupid jerk!
[16:09] ---
    Oh, Miss, that's...
[16:11] ---
    Shut up! You idiot!
[16:13] ---
    They say that good people die young, but...
[16:16] ---
    I feel like I sort of understand why now.
[16:20] ---
    And thus, the poverty-stricken
    butler's hellish day came to an end.
[16:26] ---
    However...
[16:30] ---
    A good night's sleep
    and I'm completely over my cold.
[16:33] ---
    I wasn't able to do anything yesterday,
    so I better work hard today.
[16:38] ---
    Good morning.
[16:39] ---
    Huh?
[16:40] ---
    Uh... right... Good morning.
[16:44] ---
    The weather is so fine today,
    it's perfect for laundry, don't you think?
[16:47] ---
    Huh?
[16:48] ---
    Uh, yes, I agree.
[16:51] ---
    My, my, you are a Sanzenin butler,
    and yet your strong tie is crooked.
[16:57] ---
    You should pay close attention
    to your personal appearance,
[16:59] ---
    so as not to be an embarrassment
    to your mistress.
[17:02] ---
    Well, then, good day...
[17:03] ---
    Huh?!
[17:11] ---
    Uh, um...
[17:20] ---
    Who the?
[17:21] ---
    There is someone strange in the residence?
[17:24] ---
    Yes, she's wearing a maid outfit
    that's different from yours
[17:26] ---
    and she wears glasses.
[17:28] ---
    I see. Any other
    distinguishing characteristics?
[17:30] ---
    Let me think.
[17:32] ---
    If I had to say, she looks
    incredibly capable,
[17:35] ---
    but she's unmistakably a natural born klutz!
[17:37] ---
    Oh, I know!
[17:40] ---
    She is not a problem, so please go
    about your morning cleaning duties.
[17:44] ---
    I see...
[17:45] ---
    Oh, also, I believe we should
    have one other visitor,
[17:50] ---
    so when you see that person,
    please show them to the drawing room.
[17:52] ---
    Uh, yes, I understand.
[17:56] ---
    Someone from the Tachibana family is here?
[17:58] ---
    Yes, it appears Saki is here,
    so security must have let them in.
[18:05] ---
    Klaus, it's me.
[18:06] ---
    We have some suspicious
    individuals inside the residence.
[18:08] ---
    Drive them out immediately!
[18:10] ---
    That's right! I don't care how you do it!
[18:12] ---
    I'll even permit
    the non-lethal use of firearms!
[18:15] ---
    Uh, um...
[18:16] ---
    Just get rid of them right away! That's all!
[18:18] ---
    There's no need to actually kick them out...
[18:21] ---
    But... I don't want Hayate to know!
[18:27] ---
    She said we should have another visitor...
[18:33] ---
    Aw, man, I wish the Earth
    would just get destroyed.
[18:36] ---
    Wh-What is with this boy,
    muttering such disturbing things...
[18:41] ---
    E-Excuse me...
[18:42] ---
    Huh? Who the hell are you?
[18:44] ---
    Don't talk so familiarly to me
    with your poor-looking face, moron!
[18:48] ---
    Um... Um...
[18:50] ---
    Oh, I see!
[18:51] ---
    Maybe this most impudent child
    is the guest Maria was talking about.
[18:56] ---
    I swear! I'm in the crappiest mood!
[18:59] ---
    I'm just bored, so would you go jump
    into that pond for me?
[19:02] ---
    Oh, certainly. Wait... What?!
[19:04] ---
    Left your guard down!
[19:11] ---
    If you're a butler, you should
    dodge easy attacks like that.
[19:14] ---
    You can't protect your mistress
    if you're that feeble.
[19:16] ---
    Oh! W-Wait a moment, please!
[19:19] ---
    What? You got some problem with me?
[19:22] ---
    No, I was told to show our visitor
    to the drawing room, so...
[19:26] ---
    Wow, so you're not gonna get mad?
[19:28] ---
    Even after I pushed you around like that...
[19:31] ---
    I'm used to it, so...
[19:33] ---
    Young Sir, so this is where you were!
[19:36] ---
    Who cares where the heck I go?
[19:37] ---
    "Young Sir"?
[19:38] ---
    By the way, Young Sir,
    I have a bit of a question.
[19:41] ---
    Huh? If it's about this guy,
    I don't know anything.
[19:44] ---
    No, that is not it.
[19:46] ---
    What in the world is
    that machine behind you...?
SIGN    Security 8801
[19:53] ---
    What the?! It's floating!
[19:56] ---
    It has a Minovsky drive?!
[19:57] ---
    Beep! Target sighted!
    Immediately moving to eliminate!
[20:02] ---
    Eliminate!
[20:02] ---
    What?!
[20:03] ---
    Eliminate! Eliminate!
[20:06] ---
    What the hell is that thing?!
[20:07] ---
    I do not know! That is why I asked you!
[20:09] ---
    Like I'd know anything about
    some stupid Sanzenin mecha!
[20:12] ---
    Beep!
[20:13] ---
    Target sighted!
[20:15] ---
    Gack! More from the front!
[20:17] ---
    Ugh... I don't know what's going on,
[20:19] ---
    but as a Sanzenin family butler,
[20:21] ---
    I have to safely escort our visitors
    to the drawing room!
[20:23] ---
    Please hang on tight!
[20:25] ---
    You...!
[20:26] ---
    Please rest easy.
[20:27] ---
    As a Sanzenin butler, the one thing
    I will ensure is safety for our guests...
[20:30] ---
    Never mind that! Don't hold me
    against your sopping wet clothes!
[20:33] ---
    What?!
[20:34] ---
    Th-That is right!
[20:35] ---
    T-To handle a girl's body so familiarly...
[20:39] ---
    I-It's depraved!
[20:40] ---
    I-I see, pardon me...
[20:42] ---
    Y-You can't do this!
    If you struggle like that in the air...
[20:54] ---
    Well, I certainly did ask you
    to show them to the drawing room, but...
[20:58] ---
    You didn't have to bring them
    in through the ceiling...
[21:01] ---
    M-My apologies...
[21:03] ---
    I told you, that's cold!
[21:05] ---
    Please let me go already!
[21:07] ---
    What will I do if I become
    ruined for marriage?!
[21:09] ---
    Right...
[21:11] ---
    So, who in the world are these people?
[21:14] ---
    What?
[21:17] ---
    This boy is Wataru Tachibana
[21:21] ---
    and he is Nagi's... betrothed.
[21:24] ---
    Huh?
[21:24] ---
    Wataru, a mysterious boy, who has come
    to see Nagi, and his maid, Saki.
[21:29] ---
    And Isumi.
[21:30] ---
    Is Wataru really betrothed to Nagi?
[21:33] ---
    With signs of even more troubling
    times in the next episode,
[21:35] ---
    he will battle the vast
    subterranean labyrinth of Tokyo,
[21:37] ---
    the underground!
[21:39] ---
    Oh, hmm... Hold on a sec,
    there was one more person here.
[21:46] ---
    That's so stupid!
[21:48] ---
    Why the heck?!
[21:49] ---
    To be continued next time!
[21:52] ---
    Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
[21:52] ---
    If my dreams have taken your heart
[21:58] ---
    Kizutsuke-tetara
[21:58] ---
    And brought it pain
[22:03] ---
    Sono omoi wa itsuka
[22:03] ---
    Someday, that anguish
[22:08] ---
    Boku ga morau yo
[22:08] ---
    I will take from you
[22:13] ---
    Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
[22:13] ---
    While trembling over something precious
[22:19] ---
    Kakezuri-mawatte
[22:19] ---
    And madly dashing about
[22:23] ---
    Seou itami ni hibi wa
[22:23] ---
    The hurt I bore made the days
[22:29] ---
    Muimi ni sugita
[22:29] ---
    Go by emptily
[22:34] ---
    Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
[22:34] ---
    Just chasing and continually being overtaken
[22:40] ---
    Tohou ni kureru kaze
[22:40] ---
    A wind who's lost its bearing
[22:45] ---
    Kimi no doko ni furetara
[22:45] ---
    What part of you should I touch
[22:50] ---
    Ii ka o sagashita
[22:50] ---
    I sought it out
[22:55] ---
    Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
[22:55] ---
    You alone, I want to protect so much
[23:00] ---
    Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
[23:00] ---
    Getting away from the rut of desire
[23:06] ---
    Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
[23:06] ---
    Someday, it will all be ours and that
[23:10] ---
    Kimi to boku no Proof
[23:10] ---
    Is our proof, yours and mine
[23:15] ---
    Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
[23:15] ---
    Even all my tears, I entrust to you
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
[23:27] ---
    ...Butler Report!
SIGN    Sign: Butler Report
[23:30] ---
    Hello, I'm Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:32] ---
    I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
[23:33] ---
    We've just started this segment today,
    but what exactly is this segment for?
[23:36] ---
    In this segment, we'll follow your
    progress as you become a fine butler
[23:38] ---
    and take a stand against a gigantic evil!
[23:41] ---
    A gigantic evil?
[23:41] ---
    By the way, what's this song
    playing in the background?
[23:44] ---
    Ah, yes, this is my image song,
    composed by the famous maestro.
[23:48] ---
    It perfectly conveys my
    desire to protect you!
[23:51] ---
    Ah, is that right?
    I'll be counting on you, Hayate.
[23:53] ---
    Yes, Miss.
[23:54] ---
    Bye-bye!
SIGN    Preview
[23:57] ---
    You're Nagi's new butler, right?
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    Uh, yes, my name is Hayate Ayasaki...
[24:02] ---
    Since we're here anyway,
    how about a little duel before breakfast?
[24:06] ---
    Um, is it the norm for the rich and
    famous to have duels in the morning?
[24:10] ---
    I don't really get it, but he probably
    wants to show off how cool he is.
[24:13] ---
    Well, just beat the crap out of him for now.
[24:15] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:17] ---
    "A Man's Fight".
[24:18] ---
    Ready to meet your fate, you stupid butler?!
[24:19] ---
    A Man's Fight
[24:20] ---
    Take this!
[24:22] ---
    Lots more fan service coming next time!