18 - The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits
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[00:04] ---
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[00:05] ---
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
[00:08] ---
That's right.
SIGN Payday!!
SIGN Seaside Camp
[00:18] ---
For seaside camp at Hakuou Academy,
[00:22] ---
they take a private jet.
[00:35] ---
With her fear of flying,
Hinagiku does not participate.
[00:38] ---
But you mustn't panic.
Don't change the channel.
[00:43] ---
A butler is one who serves.
[00:46] ---
A butler is one who waits upon others.
[00:49] ---
A butler is a formal guardian,
[00:52] ---
who is there to support his
mistress in all aspects of her life.
[00:56] ---
Yes!
[00:57] ---
This is about a boy who fights
and puts his life on the line for a girl...
[01:01] ---
A super combat battle story!
[01:05] ---
What's this? We're suddenly
on a summer break episode?
[01:08] ---
It seems, due to rotation issues,
[01:09] ---
Episode 18 and 20 were
swapped at the last minute.
[01:12] ---
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
[01:12] ---
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
[01:19] ---
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
[01:19] ---
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
[01:25] ---
Unmei ni makete
[01:25] ---
Giving in to fate
[01:28] ---
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
[01:28] ---
And hunkering down is no fun
[01:33] ---
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
[01:33] ---
That's just not cool!
[01:38] ---
Uso kara deta makoto
[01:38] ---
Many a true word is spoken in jest
[01:41] ---
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
[01:41] ---
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
[01:46] ---
Zettai, nase ba naru!
[01:46] ---
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
[01:50] ---
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
[01:50] ---
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
[01:56] ---
Karada nami ni makasereba
[01:56] ---
Just let it take you
[02:03] ---
Kanchigai no yume
[02:03] ---
Dreams that are misguided
[02:06] ---
Mato-hazure no kitai
[02:06] ---
Hopes that are way off base
[02:09] ---
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
[02:09] ---
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
[02:15] ---
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
[02:15] ---
Let's kick up the earth and start running
[02:22] ---
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
[02:22] ---
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
[02:41] ---
The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits
[02:46] ---
The number of participants
is small for seaside camp.
[02:49] ---
Well, now, that's because the fee
to participate is insanely expensive.
[02:53] ---
It is not for the convenience
of anime production.
[02:55] ---
And for Hayate,
this is his first plane ride.
[02:59] ---
But you know, he once rode
in a chopper, didn't he?
[03:01] ---
Oh, well...
[03:11] ---
Thank you very much, Miss.
[03:22] ---
Wow, it's so pretty!
[03:24] ---
What is?
[03:25] ---
Kumo-umi (cloud sea)!
[03:27] ---
Oh-ho!
[03:28] ---
Katsy, why don't you come look
at the kumo-umi with us?
[03:31] ---
"Unkai".
[03:32] ---
Unkai?!
[03:34] ---
Written as "sea of clouds",
it's read as "unkai".
[03:39] ---
Once summer break's over,
I'm putting it on the kanji test.
[03:42] ---
Crushed!
[03:44] ---
Unkai. Unkai. Unkai. Unkai. Unkai.
[03:47] ---
Little Master Taiga.
[03:51] ---
Little Master Taiga.
[04:02] ---
I am thirsty.
[04:04] ---
I-Is cola okay?
[04:06] ---
Yes.
[04:06] ---
G-Got it.
[04:10] ---
H-Himuro...
[04:15] ---
It's cold and delicious.
[04:23] ---
Seconds, please.
[04:24] ---
Oh, sure.
[04:29] ---
Nonohara, could I sit down now?
[04:31] ---
Young Master, I told you, did I not?
[04:35] ---
You did.
[04:36] ---
And what did I say?
[04:37] ---
The best way to prevent
blood clots is to run.
[04:40] ---
One more time.
[04:41] ---
The best way to prevent
blood clots is to run!
[04:44] ---
Then run, damn you!
[04:49] ---
Nonohara, keep it down.
[04:53] ---
Yes, ma'am.
[04:54] ---
Miss, thank you for paying
the fee for seaside camp...
SIGN Air Sickness Bag
[05:01] ---
Hayate, I think it'd be better
[05:03] ---
if you didn't try to thank me
for paying while you're airsick.
[05:06] ---
Pardon me...
[05:12] ---
A luxury resort island
with white sand beaches,
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floating in the blue seas of the tropics.
[05:17] ---
That is Hakuou Island.
[05:18] ---
The Hakuou Academy's island used
exclusively for its seaside camp.
[05:34] ---
We're here!
[05:34] ---
Make sure you follow me!
[05:38] ---
There!
[05:39] ---
Come on, get on already.
[05:40] ---
Up we go.
[05:41] ---
And now, to your right, you will see...
[05:47] ---
I feel like we got some
irrelevant images in there...
[05:50] ---
The screen capture people certainly
won't be able to let their guards down.
[05:52] ---
Huh?
[06:03] ---
Welcome to Hakuou Island,
Hakuou Academy's island
[06:06] ---
used exclusively for its seaside camp.
[06:08] ---
Who are you?
[06:09] ---
Pardon me.
[06:11] ---
Installed here just this year,
[06:13] ---
I am Hakuou Island's in-house butler
and manager, Schmidt Offenbach.
[06:17] ---
Please call me Schmidt.
[06:19] ---
Oh, I didn't know.
[06:21] ---
Yes, and to make this
a happy summer break memory,
[06:25] ---
I shall work hard to create for you.
[06:27] ---
Then we'll place ourselves in your hands.
[06:30] ---
We're in your hands!
[06:31] ---
Then let me show you
to your rooms right away.
SIGN The Avarice Room
SIGN The Simpleton Room
[06:39] ---
It looks like we're the only
ones assigned 3 to a room.
[06:42] ---
Is that because we're underachievers?!
[06:44] ---
I doubt that, but...
SIGN Can't show you!
[06:49] ---
Say, Himuro, which bed do you want?
SIGN The Fortitude Room
[06:59] ---
Man, that was heavy!
[07:03] ---
Young Master.
[07:04] ---
Not heavy! Not heavy! Not heavy at all!
SIGN The Social Recluse Room
[07:10] ---
The main room is yours, Miss.
[07:13] ---
Klaus and I will be in the guest room.
[07:15] ---
Then, I will see you later.
[07:19] ---
I wouldn't have minded
being in the same room...
[07:22] ---
Everyone change into your swimwear!
Assemble by the pool!
SIGN SIGN: Taiga
SIGN SIGN: Nagi
SIGN SIGN: Izumi
SIGN SIGN: Risa
[07:35] ---
Before we go swim in the ocean,
[07:37] ---
we will practice swimming in this pool.
[07:39] ---
We'll start with some stretching!
[08:03] ---
Okay, then I think it's time
to get into the pool...
[08:06] ---
Thank you for waiting!
[08:08] ---
What?!
[08:09] ---
Schmidt, what the hell is that?!
[08:12] ---
A synchronized swimming puppeteer machine!
[08:16] ---
A synchronized swimming puppeteer machine?
[08:19] ---
Yay!
[08:23] ---
Then I shall waste no time...
[08:25] ---
Push.
[08:27] ---
Zambot Moon Attack!
[08:39] ---
Hey, why is he in the foreground?!
[08:43] ---
Hey, you! What do you think
you're doing to the Miss?!
[08:49] ---
Oh, no, this is one of the attractions
for creating happy memories.
[08:53] ---
Please watch for a while.
[08:55] ---
Huh?
[08:56] ---
Uh, okay...
[08:57] ---
Start the music!
[09:00] ---
The neverending blue sky
[09:06] ---
With a heart and mind fresh as can be
[09:06] ---
Schmidt! Stop this!
[09:09] ---
How is this going to make
for happy memories?!
[09:16] ---
H-Himuro!
[09:18] ---
Power of Flower
[09:18] ---
Don't worry about me!
[09:20] ---
An indomitable spirit!
[09:24] ---
Watch me from where you are!
[09:25] ---
Nonohara, h-help!
[09:27] ---
Power of Flower
[09:28] ---
Young Master,
[09:29] ---
I do not recall raising you to be so weak!
[09:31] ---
Y-Yes, sir!
[09:33] ---
Power of Flower
[09:35] ---
Miss, are you all right?!
[09:36] ---
I may be small now
[09:37] ---
Yeah, I'm managing somehow.
[09:39] ---
But that butler named Schmidt...
[09:40] ---
But I'll reach high and look at the future
[09:41] ---
He said he would have us make
happy summer break memories,
[09:45] ---
but he's the one enjoying himself!
[09:46] ---
Powerful Flower
[09:46] ---
Yes, I think so, too.
[09:48] ---
And someday, even that bud
[09:52] ---
Wh-What are you doing?!
[09:53] ---
Will bloom large right
in the middle of your heart
[09:55] ---
Please create happy summer break
memories with your mistress.
[09:59] ---
And now, for the finale... Push.
[10:00] ---
Power of Flower
[10:15] ---
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
SIGN Hakuou
[10:35] ---
Were you able to make some happy memories?
[10:41] ---
Like hell we could've!
[10:48] ---
It is noon. That was the lunch bell.
[10:53] ---
A luxurious barbeque has been prepared
at the beachside restaurant.
[10:56] ---
All right!
[10:57] ---
Katsy, you can punch Schmidt after lunch.
[11:00] ---
True.
[11:02] ---
However, before that...
[11:09] ---
Having lunch in your school
swimwear would be unfortunate,
[11:12] ---
so I have prepared
fabulous swimwear for you!
[11:18] ---
I'm taking this!
[11:19] ---
I shall go with this one.
[11:20] ---
Hmm, then I'll pick this one.
[11:22] ---
However, I shall take the liberty
of creating the selections for you.
[11:26] ---
What?
[11:28] ---
Please leave the changing to me as well.
[11:31] ---
What?!
[11:32] ---
This is not Lancelot!
[11:43] ---
As I thought, he's the one enjoying this.
[11:46] ---
He is enjoying himself far too much.
[11:51] ---
Is "daidai-iro (orange)" orange?
(Daidai-iro tte orenji?)
[11:55] ---
Think about the answer yourself.
(Jibun de kangaenasai)
[11:59] ---
Izumi Segawa.
[12:03] ---
Miki Hanabishi.
[12:08] ---
Risa Asakaze.
[12:12] ---
Yukiji Katsura.
[12:17] ---
Miss Nagi Sanzenin.
[12:22] ---
And Young Master Taiga Ohkouchi.
[12:27] ---
Hey, now, why are you finishing up with him?
[12:29] ---
No matter how you look at it,
you're panning way too much!
[12:32] ---
And so, here they are at lunch time.
[12:36] ---
This bikini...
[12:38] ---
Yes, this is eros.
[12:41] ---
Schmidt's sensibilities are a bit odd.
[12:44] ---
You think so? I rather like it.
[12:48] ---
Ladies and gentlemen,
[12:50] ---
in order to make your seaside
camp lunch a happy memory,
[12:53] ---
I have taken the liberty
of preparing this for you.
[12:56] ---
Create.
[12:57] ---
It looks like he might be up
to something again.
[13:00] ---
No, surely not...
[13:02] ---
Eating a live alligator!
[13:06] ---
Naturally, it is still alive. Create.
[13:18] ---
Right around when hell was
breaking loose on Hakuou Island,
[13:21] ---
Isumi was...
[13:22] ---
...trying to get to the seaside camp
and had gotten lost again.
[13:33] ---
Sniff, sniff.
[13:35] ---
Woof, woof.
[13:36] ---
Peter! Come over here!
There's someone buried here!
[13:41] ---
We have to let Uncle know!
[13:43] ---
Meanwhile, Hinagiku was...
[13:44] ---
...fully enjoying a day off in the city.
[13:47] ---
Tres bien.
[13:49] ---
All right! Today, let's do
a TurboGrafx challenge in Ikebukuro!
[13:55] ---
Oh, you there, miss!
[13:57] ---
Huh? Me?
SIGN Can't show you!
[14:05] ---
You're good at this, miss!
[14:07] ---
Darn you little...!
[14:08] ---
Well, this is a highly
technologically advanced program.
[14:12] ---
It's pushing the limits of the hardware.
[14:14] ---
I see.
[14:22] ---
After rampaging its heart out,
[14:24] ---
Mr. Alligator went "see
you later" back to nature.
[14:28] ---
Hayate and the others
learned how precious life is.
[14:31] ---
Humans. Alligator. Coral. Seagulls.
[14:33] ---
They are all invaluable members
and their fellows of Spaceship Earth.
[14:38] ---
I wish you well, Alligator!
[14:40] ---
Don't ever get caught by humans again!
[14:43] ---
Find a nice bride and raise
a warm alligator family!
[14:49] ---
When the families meet, make
sure to do it at your bride's home!
[14:50] ---
Yum! It was just so yum!
SIGN °This is in Tigerese.
[14:53] ---
I can't eat any more!
[14:54] ---
But I still want to have it again!
[14:57] ---
After lunch, it's free time.
[15:00] ---
Every conceivable kind of marine sport
was being created for them.
[15:06] ---
Izumi Segawa, Miki Hanabishi,
and Risa Asakaze
[15:09] ---
encountered the brilliantly
blue sea on Hakuou Island.
[15:17] ---
They encountered...
[15:22] ---
Oh, they encountered...
[15:28] ---
Oh, they so encountered...
[15:32] ---
Head!
[15:35] ---
Hinagiku Katsura in "Delineating
the Passionate World", coming up next!
SIGN Coming Up Next
[15:46] ---
Aren't you going to play around, Miss?
[15:52] ---
I enjoy spending time like this the best.
[16:08] ---
I have brought you a drink.
[16:11] ---
Thanks. Create.
[16:15] ---
Merci. Create.
[16:18] ---
He's a good butler
when he's not up to anything...
[16:34] ---
What?
[16:39] ---
Ooh! This is good stuff!
SIGN Tail Fin
SIGN Dark Meat
SIGN You Are Here
SIGN Hyakujou (stomach)
SIGN Saezuri (tongue)
[16:46] ---
What do you think?
[16:49] ---
Of what?!
[16:50] ---
I will now have you enjoy
a wonderful deep sea outing.
[16:54] ---
But we can't see anything.
[16:56] ---
Create...
[16:58] ---
Don't try to gloss it over!
[17:00] ---
This must be Diana's doing.
[17:02] ---
Little Master?
[17:11] ---
Let's walk.
[17:12] ---
Yes, Miss.
[17:15] ---
And thus, the time for supper came to pass.
[17:18] ---
Meals at hotels are apparently luxurious,
[17:21] ---
but that has nothing to do with her.
[17:26] ---
C-Camp... Ranchu goldfish...
[17:30] ---
F-First kiss?!
[17:33] ---
Dinner at the Hakuou Academy's
seaside camp was a formal affair.
[17:43] ---
To the Hakuou Academy's seaside camp!
[17:47] ---
Create!
[17:55] ---
Oh? You seem rather glum...
[18:00] ---
I don't want a seaside camp like this!
[18:04] ---
Me, neither.
[18:05] ---
I want to go home!
[18:08] ---
We're sick of this seaside camp, too.
[18:17] ---
Idiot Trio...
[18:18] ---
Idiot Trio?!
[18:20] ---
Oh, sorry.
[18:21] ---
It's just like the three girls say.
[18:24] ---
Schmidt, we don't want to be
your entertainment any longer!
[18:27] ---
Miss Katsura, with all due respect,
[18:29] ---
I am merely exerting myself so that
you may create this seaside camp
[18:33] ---
to be a happy summer break memory.
[18:36] ---
And your exertions are a nuisance.
[18:38] ---
Master Himuro.
[18:40] ---
Schmidt, your meddlesome way isn't good
for the Young Master's education.
[18:43] ---
You, too, Master Nonohara?
[18:45] ---
Miss...
[18:47] ---
If everyone wants to go home, I'll go, too.
[18:50] ---
Then, shall we go home?
[18:52] ---
Oh, put the leftovers in tupperwares,
okay? I'll be taking it with me.
[18:55] ---
Not so fast.
[18:57] ---
Schmidt.
[18:59] ---
Move aside.
[19:03] ---
When it comes to seaside camp
during summer break,
[19:06] ---
you must have a test of courage at night!
[19:08] ---
In order for this to be a happy
summer break memory for you all,
[19:11] ---
I have had these people assemble
from all over the world!
[19:20] ---
The fun is only beginning!
[19:23] ---
It's show time!
[19:29] ---
Miss!
[19:33] ---
Miss!
[19:35] ---
Miss!
[19:37] ---
Miss!
[19:39] ---
Hayate fought valiantly to protect Nagi.
[19:45] ---
I-I'm counting on you, Nonohara!
[19:47] ---
Take that.
[19:51] ---
Nonohara had Azumamiya fight.
[19:57] ---
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[20:00] ---
Taiga protected Himuro.
SIGN Freezing Killer Jet
[20:08] ---
Klaus sprayed them with insecticide!
[20:11] ---
They often appear during the summer.
[20:14] ---
Tama set up a mosquito coil!
[20:19] ---
Create happy memories!
[20:25] ---
Like hell we could!
[20:28] ---
Everyone, we're going home!
[20:32] ---
Is everyone here?
[20:33] ---
Yes!
[20:35] ---
But that sure was one
hell of a seaside camp.
[20:39] ---
That's Hakuou Academy for you...
[20:43] ---
Oh? Katsy, this plane
is flying over mountains.
[20:48] ---
Huh?
[20:49] ---
We're not heading back
to the Hakuou Academy?!
[20:53] ---
Hey, where do you think you're going?
[20:56] ---
If you do not like the seaside camp,
[20:59] ---
I shall create a school camp in the woods.
[21:02] ---
Schmidt?!
[21:03] ---
Who knows where the group is headed?
[21:07] ---
Next time, they will fight
the memories of a summer.
SIGN Maria's Room
[21:14] ---
Hello, I'm Maria.
[21:16] ---
Our guests today are Miss
Sakuya Aizawa's butlers,
[21:19] ---
Mr. Makita and Mr. Kunieda.
[21:22] ---
I'm Makita.
[21:23] ---
I'm Kunieda.
[21:24] ---
Neither of you have appeared
in the episodes recently,
[21:28] ---
but what kinds of things
do you do on your days off?
[21:30] ---
I bought a guitar a short while ago, but...
[21:33] ---
E and stuff is fine, but F is just...!
[21:35] ---
Oh, I'm Makita.
[21:36] ---
Cleaning my room, I suppose...
[21:38] ---
Oh, but when I'm cleaning,
I can't help but end up reading books.
[21:41] ---
Oh, I'm Kunieda.
[21:42] ---
Wow, I had no idea.
[21:45] ---
Thank you for joining me today.
[21:48] ---
Well, then see you again next time.
SIGN Please look forward to next time.
[21:55] ---
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:55] ---
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
[22:00] ---
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:00] ---
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:05] ---
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:05] ---
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
[22:08] ---
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:08] ---
That's not so bad, so I go together
[22:14] ---
Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:14] ---
Weather forecasts don't exist
[22:16] ---
Zenbu kibun-shidai
[22:16] ---
It's all mood-dependent
[22:19] ---
Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:19] ---
There's nothing to worry about
[22:21] ---
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:21] ---
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:24] ---
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:24] ---
On the shoe that I kick up
[22:26] ---
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:26] ---
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:29] ---
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:29] ---
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
[22:32] ---
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:32] ---
One more time, a do-over!
[22:34] ---
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:34] ---
I'll try betting once in a while
[22:39] ---
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:39] ---
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
Running through gallantly, to fly
[22:47] ---
Harema ga mieru The Sky
[22:47] ---
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
[22:50] ---
Shinjiteta yo
[22:50] ---
I had faith
[22:52] ---
Soshite Make My Way
[22:52] ---
And then, I make my way
[22:54] ---
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:54] ---
With the hand you quietly reach out
[22:57] ---
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:57] ---
I can become invincible, so I go together
[23:04] ---
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:04] ---
Stars so beautiful,
it'll be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
...and Hayate's...
SIGN SIGN: Butler Report
[23:27] ---
...Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
Hello, hello, hello! I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
[23:31] ---
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:32] ---
Oh? We're playing your song again?
[23:34] ---
On a certain jungle-like dot-com site,
[23:36] ---
I currently rank higher than Hinagiku,
[23:38] ---
but to be extra safe,
I'm giving it one more push!
[23:40] ---
I see...
[23:41] ---
Now is the time to prove who's
the heroine of "Hayate the Combat Butler"!
[23:45] ---
That's my Miss!
[23:46] ---
Your competitiveness
is growing ever more polished.
[23:50] ---
Hayate, the word "defeat" does not
exist in Nagi Sanzenin's vocabulary!
[23:54] ---
Bye-bye!
[23:56] ---
Preview
[23:57] ---
And now, next time on
"Hayate the Combat Butler"...
SIGN The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
Saki's been acting strange lately.
[24:02] ---
It seems she's got
something on her mind, but...
[24:04] ---
Saki doesn't look it, but I guess her
coming-of-age ceremony is next year.
[24:07] ---
Incidentally, how was your
coming-of-age ceremony, Maria?
[24:10] ---
I'm a young and fresh
17 years old, you know.
[24:12] ---
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:14] ---
"Miss Saki's Little Preoccupation
(National Edition) 2007".
[24:17] ---
Come to think of it,
no one celebrated my birthday.
[24:19] ---
Miss Saki's Little
Preoccupation (National Edition) 2007
[24:20] ---
Well, not that it really matters.
[24:22] ---
Join Hayate again next time to "Release!"
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