9 - What Girls Want...

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[01:32] narr
    Do you remember this scene?
[01:35] narr
    The one with the intense battle in an underground dungeon?
[01:40] narr
    And do you remember...
[01:43] narr
    the ill-fated girl fought back her tears for her intentions?
[01:55] wata
    Oh, you said something about revenge... Can't you just let it go?
[02:02] wata
    In return, I'll let you borrow some videos that are way more fun than taking revenge, deal?
SIGN    What Girls Want...
[02:18] narr
    It's been nearly three weeks since that battle...
[02:22] narr
    She's confused.
[02:25] soni
    I only came to rent videos, so why on earth am I so nervous?
[02:34] narr
    In the three weeks following that battle, she hasn't seen that boy once.
[02:40] narr
    Why not?
[02:43] soni
    I suppose being in love with a thirteen-year-old kinda goes against convention...
[02:51] narr
    It was love at first sight.
[02:53] narr
    A warm smile.
[02:55] narr
    She fell in love in an instant.
[02:57] narr
    But he's a minor.
[03:00] narr
    So, if you think about it, it's actually a crime!
[03:02] narr
    And she's a nun to boot!
[03:05] soni
    I know. I have to think about it in a different way!
    I've only come here to confirm my feelings!
[03:12] soni
    This is just a big misunderstanding.
[03:16] soni
    Right!
[03:19] wata
    Welcome! Oh, it's you, Sister.
[03:24] wata
    Long time no see!
[03:26] wata
    What have you been up to?
[03:28] soni
    N-None of your business.
[03:32] soni
    I just remembered that you promised to lend me some videos.
[03:36] soni
    S-So, as I was in the area, I came to pick them up.
[03:40] soni
    Well, I guess you forgot all about that promise. After all, you're just a kid...
[03:47] wata
    You never showed up after the battle, so I just picked out some titles I enjoy.
[03:53] soni
    What? For me?
[03:55] wata
    Who else do you see in here?
[03:59] wata
    This one's pretty good.
[04:02] wata
    What do you think?
[04:05] soni
    You and your smile!
[04:08] soni
    Thought so. You're still a kid, after all.
[04:12] soni
    This is anime, isn't it? You're recommending anime?
[04:16] wata
    Forget about what it is and just watch it.
[04:20] soni
    It's not fair that you can smile like that!
[04:23] soni
    Well, I guess I'll borrow it, then.
[04:26] Wata
    Okay. Let me know what you think when you've watched it.
[04:30] soni
    It's no use. I guess I'm hopelessly in love with this kid, after all.
[04:36] soni
    Then, I should just...
[04:39] soni
    Um...
[04:41] saki
    Ouch.
[04:44] wata
    Saki!
[04:47] wata
    Are you okay?
[04:49] saki
    My apologies. I messed up the shelf again...
[04:51] waka
    You idiot!
[04:52] waka
    Who cares about that? Are you hurt?
[04:54] waka
    Does it hurt anywhere?
[04:55] saki
    Oh, I'm fine.
[04:58] wata
    Man, if you don't pay more attention, you really will kill yourself one of these days.
[05:03] ---
    Come on.
[05:05] saki
    Sorry.
[05:11] soni
    What's the deal? Who's that woman?
[05:14] haya
    U-Um, please don't choke me before you even start talking to me.
[05:21] haya
    I just came here to return some videos...
[05:24] soni
    The Lord tells me that I can only put you down if you spill the beans.
[05:28] haya
    Well, I guess you could say she's an important person to Wataru-kun...
[05:38] soni
    An important person to Wataru-kun...
[05:43] soni
    I didn't know such a woman existed...
[05:48] haya
    Um... Sister?
[05:52] haya
    Did I do something wrong? Was it something I said?!
[05:56] ---
    Um... Sister? Um...
[05:58] bad1
    You set?
[06:00] bad2
    Yeah, but listen, Bro. We just broke out of the clink. Why are we going back into the kidnapping game?
[06:07] bad2
    Not to mention that our target's a kid in a video rental store...
[06:10] narr
    It's painfully obvious that these two are total amateurs.
[06:13] narr
    These are the guys who failed to kidnap Nagi.
[06:19] bad1
    You moron! This time it'll be different. I've done my research on this one!
[06:25] bad2
    So, you're saying the owner of this place is rolling in money?
[06:27] bad1
    Exactly! I mean, they've even got a maid here!
[06:32] bad2
    I get it now! There's no way a poor person would employ a maid!
[06:36] bad2
    Bro, you're incredible!
[06:37] bad2
    So, I went ahead and kidnapped the little brat!
[06:40] saki
    Excuse me...
[06:44] bad1
    Imbecile! What's the point of kidnapping the maid?!
[06:47] bad2
    I'm sorry!
[06:50] bad1
    Dammit! Guess we just gotta roll with it now!
[06:56] wata
    Saki!
[06:57] saki
    Help me!
[06:58] ---
    Young master!
[07:00] wata
    Saki!
[07:01] haya
    Oh no, this is bad, Sister!
[07:04] soni
    Maybe the Lord is helping me...
[07:07] soni
    Maybe the Lord just rid me of my competition...
[07:11] haya
    What are you talking about?!
[07:14] haya
    Anyway, I'll chase after the car. Wataru-kun, call the police!
[07:19] wata
    Gotcha!
[07:20] haya
    Stop!
[07:23] soni
    Hey...
[07:25] soni
    Are you in love with that maid of yours?
[07:27] wata
    What? Wh-What the hell are you talking about?
[07:30] wata
    S-Saki's like family to me, so she's important to me in that sense...
[07:36] wata
    Anyway, now's not the time to be discussing this!
[07:38] soni
    Then, can you put your life on the line for her?
[07:44] soni
    Well?
[07:46] wata
    Of course I can!
[07:49] soni
    I see. Then, if I rescue her...
[07:56] soni
    will you kiss me?
[08:00] wata
    A-Are you stupid or something? Of course I...
[08:03] soni
    Will you kiss me...
[08:04] soni
    or not?!
[08:08] soni
    You know about my powers, right?
[08:10] soni
    I can get rid of those losers way faster than any police force.
[08:14] wata
    Okay. In that case...
[08:30] wata
    I've paid you in advance!
[08:32] wata
    Rescue her, you hear me?
[08:39] bad2
    That went well, didn't it?
[08:41] bad1
    You lousy schmuck. How?!
[08:43] bad1
    You're always...
[09:13] soni
    In sickness and in health,
[09:18] soni
    till death do us part...
[09:24] soni
    I pledge to love you.
[09:47] haya
    When I arrived at the scene,
[09:49] haya
    the car was destroyed and the perpetrators had been captured...
[09:58] haya
    Saki-san didn't even have a scratch on her.
[10:03] OS
    A Few Days Later
[10:05] soni
    This anime was pretty fun.
[10:09] wata
    Oh, was it? That's good to hear.
[10:14] soni
    So, what's next?
[10:16] wata
    Next, you say...
[10:19] soni
    If possible, I'd like a series.
[10:22] wata
    Oh, really?
[10:26] wata
    Then, here's a box set including all fifty-two episodes.
[10:31] wata
    Oh, you're only taking one?
[10:33] soni
    Yes, I'll come back when I've finished it.
[10:47] haya
    What's wrong, Saki-san?
[10:50] saki
    I don't know. I just get this urge to kill whenever I see those two chatting together...
[10:59] haya
    What?
[11:08] saki
    Young master!
[11:09] saki
    Are you hiding something from me?
[11:12] wata
    What? N-No! Of course not!
[11:14] saki
    You're acting suspiciously!
[11:16] wata
    I'm not at all!
[11:19] narr
    And so, this boy took another step towards becoming an adult.
[11:22] narr
    In the second half, we'll move away from this bittersweet Wataru-kun drama...
[11:26] narr
    and introduce something a bit juicier and more adult.
[11:43] maki
    Ms. Katsura, do you have a boyfriend?
[11:47] yuki
    What? Wh-Why are you asking me that all of a sudden?
[11:50] maki
    Well, I'm currently living with my boyfriend and...
[11:55] narr
    She is the most successful teacher at Hakuou, Shiori Makimura.
[12:01] narr
    She also happens to be a top researcher...
[12:06] narr
    and her boyfriend looks something like this.
[12:10] maki
    I think perhaps he's a bit too kind or there's some spark missing...
[12:16] yuki
    Oh, I see...
[12:19] maki
    And I figured that you look like a woman of the world,
[12:23] maki
    so I came to talk to you.
[12:27] yuki
    I see where you're coming from now.
[12:29] maki
    So? What's your answer?
[12:32] yuki
    Ah, well, you know...
[12:38] yuki
    Of course, I don't mention it in front of the students, but I've got a ton.
[12:43] yuki
    Even now, I've got Mr. Chauffeur, Mr. Meal Ticket and Mr. Servant. I've got two daddies and five extras.
[12:49] yuki
    I choose between them depending on how I'm feeling.
[12:53] maki
    Wow, you use all these words that would turn the faces of people dark if their kids
[13:00] maki
    asked them how they had lived through the Bubble.
[13:03] yuki
    Well, the Neruton Dating Show lives on inside me!
[13:08] maki
    Amazing! Making references that teenagers won't understand makes you so adult!
[13:15] narr
    Well, that's what she said, but...
[13:18] yuki
    I haven't even thought about getting a boyfriend in years. Fact is, I'm already twenty-eight!
[13:25] yuki
    At my age, I shouldn't just be looking for a boyfriend, I should be thinking about getting married!
[13:29] yuki
    If things carry on like this...
[13:31] guy
    Hey, isn't that the Student Council President?
[13:34] guy
    What? Where?
[13:36] guy
    So it is. She's as cute as always.
[13:40] guy
    I wish she'd look over in my direction.
[13:42] guy
    Do you reckon she'll say yes if I ask her out?
[13:45] guy
    Don't be stupid. Of course she won't.
[13:49] guy
    But it'd be enough just to talk to her before I graduate.
[13:54] guy
    You said it.
[13:56] yuki
    Even as her sister, I can tell she's extraordinarily popular with the guys.
[14:04] yuki
    Yet, for some reason, even though I'm her sister, I don't attract any guys at all.
[14:08] yuki
    In fact, I feel like I repel them!
[14:12] yuki
    Is that it?!
[14:13] yuki
    My sister got all the pheromones, while I'm stuck here stinking like an old fogey?
[14:17] yuki
    Idiots! I don't stink like an old fogey yet!
[14:23] yuki
    So, tell me... When's the next high society party?
[14:26] narr
    A high society party is a ball they have in places like France, where men and women of a certain social status,
[14:33] narr
    have intelligent and high brow conversations...
[14:36] narr
    and amuse themselves with an air of elegance.
[14:39] haya
    What?
[14:41] yuki
    A high society party! High society!
[14:44] yuki
    The Sanzenins must hold extravagant parties every night,
[14:47] yuki
    complete with frivolous spending, don't you think?
[14:51] haya
    Please explain what you're talking about.
[14:54] yuki
    I'm asking you guys when you'll be holding your next party where I can bag myself a rich man!
[15:01] nagi
    I'm flabbergasted, Hayate.
[15:03] haya
    I was wondering what she wanted after she came all the way out here...
[15:06] klau
    I see.
[15:08] klau
    It's actually been quite a while since we held something like a high society party in this mansion.
[15:13] nagi
    Klaus, I haven't seen you since Episode Six.
[15:17] klau
    It's part of Sanzenin tradition to hold social parties.
[15:21] yuki
    So, you're going to hold a high society party tonight, right?
[15:24] klau
    Yes, a high society party.
[15:28] yuki
    I bet lots of rich doctors and lawyers will turn up.
[15:33] yuki
    I'm gonna bag myself a rich man!
[15:36] yuki
    I mean, a girl my age has to have a boyfriend!
[15:41] nagi
    So, with that said, Hayate, please make preparations for our escape tonight.
[15:46] haya
    Roger.
[15:50] haya
    Katsura-sensei said all that...
[15:53] haya
    but do you think she really wants a boyfriend?
[15:56] nagi
    Beats me. I guess it's not so much a boyfriend she wants, but the experience of love.
[16:01] nagi
    I suppose she's afraid of growing old.
[16:04] haya
    What's the matter, Maria-san?
[16:07] mari
    O-Oh, nothing...
[16:11] mari
    A boyfriend, huh?
[16:16] yuki
    Anyway, finding the man of my dreams isn't going to be easy...
[16:20] yuki
    even if I am going to a high society party.
[16:26] yuki
    I guess I should ask the master of love for some pointers.
[16:32] kao
    Huh? Advice about love?
[16:35] yuki
    Yeah! I want to know what love between a man and a woman is like.
[16:39] kao
    But why have you come to me to ask that?
[16:43] yuki
    Well, you've always been a master at dating sims, right?
[16:48] kao
    Are you mocking me?
[16:49] yuki
    That's why I wanted to get some pointers from you, the "God of Seduction",
[16:53] yuki
    about how to score with imaginary women!
[16:56] kao
    Don't give me random nicknames!
[17:00] kao
    Besides, if you want a boyfriend, it's not like there aren't guys around you already.
[17:08] yuki
    Where are these guys you're on about?
[17:11] kao
    Well...
[17:12] yuki
    Just so you know, I'm not interested in 2D gigolos like you.
[17:18] kao
    Get out!
[17:21] yuki
    Wh-Why are you so angry?
[17:25] yuki
    After all that, I still haven't gleaned any information about love...
[17:29] yuki
    But this is the first high society party I've ever been to, so I can't screw it up!
[17:35] yuki
    I suppose getting information from experienced people is a must.
[17:40] miki
    Pointers for a high society party, you say?
[17:44] miki
    Well, it's true that we know all about society parties.
[17:49] izu
    But they're just exhausting.
[17:51] lisa
    So she says, but she's always the one who's the most excited by them.
[17:58] yuki
    Just hearing you talk about them makes you almost sound like real Ojou-samas.
[18:03] miki
    Not almost. We are Ojou-samas.
[18:07] yuki
    Well? What should I do to be popular at a high society party?
[18:11] miki
    Let's see... I think the only person worth asking is someone with experience on the front lines!
[18:16] yuki
    Experience on the front lines?
[18:22] haya
    What do you want from me exactly?
[18:26] haya
    I'm about to take Ojou-sama on a night drive.
[18:34] miki
    That vehicle's totally against the law, you know.
[18:36] yuki
    And? What am I supposed to be doing here on the front lines?
[18:39] miki
    Isn't it obvious?
[18:41] miki
    It's time to confess your love!
[18:44] haya
    Well, I'd better get going.
[18:46] miki
    Why are you running away?
[18:47] haya
    Because nothing good can come of this.
[18:51] miki
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[18:53] miki
    You're not confessing your love to Katsura-chan, but to her!
[18:58] izu
    What?
[18:59] haya
    W-Why should I confess to Segawa-san?
[19:03] miki
    The guy has to confess to the girl. It's been a rule since the Neruton days.
[19:08] haya
    Your knowledge of history is a tad limited.
[19:11] haya
    What should we do, Ojou-sama?
[19:13] nagi
    Well, I don't really condone it, but just get it over with so we can get going.
[19:18] haya
    Understood.
[19:20] haya
    Okay, Segawa-san!
[19:22] izu
    What? Um, y-yes?
[19:27] haya
    Let's start by being friends!
[19:31] yuki
    If you're gonna babble, do it in your sleep, you bum.
[19:35] haya
    What?
[19:36] izu
    What?
[19:37] yuki
    Besides, you should do something about that girly face of yours first!
[19:41] miki
    Izumi, I think that's going a little too far.
[19:44] risa
    Too mean.
[19:45] izu
    I didn't say anything!
[19:48] yuki
    I see. So, saying something like that is right out.
[19:52] izu
    That was mean, Katsura-chan!
[19:53] izu
    Don't put words in my mouth!
[19:56] izu
    I mean, are you really serious about this?
[19:59] yuki
    Of course I am.
[20:01] Nagi
    You're gabbing on about a high society party and finding a boyfriend, but...
[20:07] yuki
    But what?
[20:09] nagi
    Do you really want a boyfriend?
[20:13] yuki
    Now that you say it out loud, I guess I don't particularly.
[20:18] yuki
    If anything, I'd prefer a spot of Dom Perignon...
[20:21] haya
    I think that's a bit off too.
[20:23] nagi
    Then, I don't think you should be trying so hard to get something you don't really want.
[20:30] haya
    Besides, Katsura-sensei, you're fairly attractive so there's nothing to worry about.
[20:37] narr
    This is the ultimate secret to the success of the Sanzenins' butler: his salesman smile!
[20:43] yuki
    R-Really? You really think so?
[20:45] yuki
    I guess you're right!
[20:46] yuki
    Thank you, Ayasaki-kun!
[20:49] haya
    Don't mention it.
[20:50] yuki
    You're right!
[20:52] yuki
    What is a boyfriend anyway?
[20:53] yuki
    It's obvious that there are no guys out there better than booze!
[20:57] yuki
    Just you wait, high society party!
[21:01] miki
    So, what was that all about?
[21:04] haya
    'Dunno.
[21:22] haya
    But, Katsura-sensei's quite a busybody, isn't she?
[21:26] nagi
    I suppose. Well, thanks to her, I got to go on a night drive with you, Hayate,
[21:32] nagi
    so I guess she did do something for her students.
[21:36] haya
    That's true.
[21:38] nagi
    But, your confession earlier... You didn't mean it, did you?
[21:44] haya
    Of course not! How could I do something like that in front of you, Ojou-sama?
[21:48] nagi
    Really?
[21:50] nagi
    Hayate, if you're lying, you're in big trouble!
[21:52] haya
    I'm telling the truth!
[21:57] narr
    After that...
[22:01] yuki
    Expensive booze really is different!
[22:04] yuki
    Bring me some more expensive drink!
[22:08] yuki
    Come on! We'll drink till morning!
[22:11] narr
    The high society party was destroyed.
[22:15] narr
    And elsewhere...
[22:23] mari
    A boyfriend, huh?
[24:06] hina
    Sis, you seem to be going out drinking a lot.
[24:09] hina
    What about all the money you're spending?
[24:10] yuki
    Well, adults have this magic wallet...
[24:13] hina
    I knew it! You're making other people pay!
[24:15] yuki
    They're all happy to buy me drinks!
[24:17] hina
    There's no way they can pay for you every night!
[24:19] yuki
    I start by getting them in a headlock and then, I turn it into a STF, and they tap out.
[24:22] hina
    That's intimidation!
[24:24] hina
    Besides...
[24:24] yuki
    Ah, Hina! It's the preview!
[24:27] hina
    Sheesh. The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Where's the Present?"
[24:30] yuki
    Teehee.