44 - The Mystery of the 120% Employment Rate (Temp.)
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When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
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Sploosh!
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Dun-dun!
SIGN Synerg SP
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Ta-da!
SIGN End of the Century Legend Magical Destroy
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Ma-Ma-Magical Destroy!
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My name is Britney!
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By all appearances, I'm a fine florist.
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But the truth is...
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What are you doing?!
[00:45] ---
Hey, why are you interrupting me?!
[00:47] ---
This will have people wondering
what in the world is going on!
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As you can see, it's a new opening sequence.
[00:53] ---
A new opening sequence?
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Yes, to commemorate the 44th episode,
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we have decided to animate my manga!
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Didn't we do something
similar once before, too?
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Furthermore, starting next week,
we'll have it properly sung by Kotoko!
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No, we won't!
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And now, please start
the real opening sequence.
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Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?
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That a humongous mansion like
this exists somewhere in Tokyo?
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The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...
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Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.
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They are both a bit clueless
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and both have a bit of
the wrong idea about each other,
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but they share the immensely strong,
loving bond between servant and mistress.
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This episode of "Hayate the
Combat Butler" is a work of fiction
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and is in no way related
to real people or organizations.
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It always is.
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Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
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Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
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Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
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Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
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Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
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Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
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Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!
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Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
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Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
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Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
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Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
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Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
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Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
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Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
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Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
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Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
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Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
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The Mystery of the 120
Employment Rate (Temp.)
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What do you think? It's the completed
version of "Magical Destroy"!
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You always tell me it's hard to understand
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so I tried making it easier.
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Um...
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Yes, yes?!
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It doesn't seem
that different from before...
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What?!
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After I restrained my own style
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and took it upon myself to make
revisions targeting the masses,
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are you saying it's still
beyond your comprehension?!
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Well, that is easy for you to say, but...
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Look here!
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The storminess of the Sea
of Japan here represents the ferocity
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of the battle that's about to start, see?!
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"Fwahahaha, I have finally
found you, Britney!"
[03:48] ---
"Hm? That voice...
Surely not! Who are you?!"
[03:51] ---
"I have come all this way to the
Sea of Japan to defeat you. I am..."
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"...your enemy!!!"
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"Damn it, my enemy, huh?!!"
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"Then, surely, I have
no choice but to fight!!"
[03:59] ---
"That's right!! You have
no choice but to fight!!"
[04:01] ---
"But since you call yourself my enemy...!!"
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"You must be strong!!"
[04:04] ---
"No, I'm sorry."
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"I am not very strong!!!
Because I am an early enemy."
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Wh-What's wrong, Maria?
[04:12] ---
Um, is this a game of "you lose
if you poke fun at this"?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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An enemy has already
appeared on the 3rd page!
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It's a thrilling, suspenseful development!
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But he's even saying himself
that he's not strong...
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What is this journey about anyway?
[04:26] ---
This is interesting, Nagi.
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What?!
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Or wait, Isumi, when did you get here?!
[04:30] ---
Ah! That's Isumi for you!
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It was so very interesting that I tried
writing the continuation to it, too.
SIGN Twinkle
[04:37] ---
What?!
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"A Kitten's Life".
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"There was a kitten
with wings flying in the sky."
[04:48] ---
"Upon inspecting it from various angles,"
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"it turns out it was going
at 23km per hour."
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Wow! That's incredible, Isumi!
This is the feel I wanted!
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Right?
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Looks like they're at it again, huh?
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Oh, Sakuya. And when did you get here?
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Aren't those two incredible?
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Yes, their conversation is just
so out there in another dimension...
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Seriously. And they understand each
other, so it's really somethin'.
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But is it really that hard to draw a manga?
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Well, if your art is decent
and the story is carefully told,
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you have a reasonable chance
at winning prizes.
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Don't make problematic statements like that!
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That reminds me, you've won
a manga award before, haven't you?
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What?!
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Wow, that's amazin'!
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I have yet to read your manga, too.
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I would like to read it as well.
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W-Well, not that I mind, but...
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"My name is Britney."
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"As you can see, I'm an energetic
part-timer at a flower shop."
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"Normally, I'm making a mess of things,
enticed by the scent of flowers."
SIGN ROOOAAAARRR
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"So I'm always getting
chewed out by the owner."
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"But enticed by the sweet scent
of those flowers come the bad guys."
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"But it's no problem!"
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"I make short work of guys like
that with my magic!"
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"That's right, I'm secretly a magical girl."
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"The magical girl of flowers, Britney!"
[06:11] ---
This manga plays it so safe,
it actually kinda ticks me off.
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And it's colored to boot.
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Plus, the art is adorable, but there is
something unwholesome about it.
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Well, it doesn't seem
to be very well-received.
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What do you think, Isumi?
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It feels like it is aiming
to be popular from the start...
[06:27] ---
What?!
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Right? With a mocking style like
this that's pretending to curry favor,
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maybe you can fool the judges,
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but you won't be able to
impress the true readers!
[06:38] ---
I-I see, pardon me.
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More importantly, what happens
in your manga after this, Nagi?
[06:43] ---
Ah, I'm still in the middle
of laying out the rest of it.
[06:46] ---
How 'bout ya at least tell us the plotline?
[06:48] ---
Yes, I agree.
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Ooh! What's this?
[06:51] ---
You guys want to know
what happens next, too?!
[06:53] ---
No, that is not quite why...
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Then you leave me
no choice! I shall tell you!
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Yes, yes.
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Emerging from the 12th dimension,
SIGN °Illustrative Images
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the great defeated warrior general,
along with the dark defeated warrior,
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turns all of humanity into worker ants
and tries to conquer the world.
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To do this, they first begin buying up
sugar in the futures market.
SIGN Futures Market
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Due to this, there's
a worldwide shortage of sugar,
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so Britney hardens her resolve
to travel into the 8th dimension.
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Because she super loves cake
and stuff! Because she's a girl!
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But Praying Mantisians come invading
right around then from nebula M2983
SIGN Fan Service Images
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with their eyes on Earth's
petroleum resources.
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And the ancient Aztecs...
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Um, stop there, Nagi.
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Why did you stop me?!
It was just getting to the good part!
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How was that getting good?
[07:30] ---
Miss, if you don't figure out a way
to make it easier to understand,
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you won't get through to people.
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Yup, yup. It's all nonsense.
[07:37] ---
What?! I was explaining it all to you guys!
[07:41] ---
Right...
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I've made up my mind!
[07:45] ---
Let's see, I was told that it
should be around here somewhere...
[07:49] ---
Miss, where in the world are we...?
[07:52] ---
That's it!
SIGN Ramen Taro
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Wait. Ramen?
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Welco...
SIGN Animago
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P-Please take the table in the back.
[08:03] ---
Good.
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Now, I will use the facilities here
to show you how fantastic my manga is.
[08:16] ---
I see...
[08:16] ---
Um, how in the world are you going to
use the facilities of a ramen shop?
[08:23] ---
Looks like we're here.
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What is this place?!
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Could this be that rumor I've heard...?
[08:29] ---
What?
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Quick, quick, quick, quick! Stare!
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Cut 82, key animation work done.
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I've come to collect the finished work.
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Here.
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Thanks for your hard work!
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Crash! Boom!
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I've brought the finished work.
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Good.
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"Woohoo! But Dad's not here..."
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Here.
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Thanks for your hard work!
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Key animation has been
checked for performance.
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Thanks!
[09:04] ---
What in the world is this place?
[09:05] ---
It's a rather anime-ish place...
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Yes, this is an anime production studio.
[09:10] ---
What?!
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Just like I suspected.
[09:13] ---
So the urban myth that anime studios
disguise themselves as ramen shops,
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hidin' at all costs from
the general populace was true.
[09:21] ---
I see...
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There's an urban myth like that?
[09:24] ---
My, how mysterious.
[09:26] ---
Furthermore, this show is a work of fiction
[09:28] ---
and in no way related
to the actual industry.
[09:33] ---
Wow, so this is where they make anime.
[09:36] ---
It totally has that "studio" feel about it.
[09:38] ---
I feel like we came here around
Episode 35, too, though...
[09:40] ---
That's Miss Segawa,
Miss Hanabishi, and Miss Asakaze!
[09:44] ---
Why are they here, too?
[09:45] ---
Hey, hey, where are the voice actors?
[09:48] ---
What? Uh, those people are over
at the recording studio.
[09:52] ---
What?! They're not here?!
[09:55] ---
And here I thought
I'd get to meet Ms. Yahagi!
[09:58] ---
Wow! It's really moving!
[10:01] ---
Let's see, I think
I'll draw something up, too.
SIGN Rip Roaring Student Council Tankenger
[10:09] ---
What's wrong, Maria?!
[10:11] ---
Th-That...
[10:17] ---
Poke. Poke.
[10:21] ---
Looks like she's just sleepin'.
[10:23] ---
I'll manage it somehow
by the end of the day...
[10:26] ---
She is not sleeping. She passed out.
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A warrior's rest.
[10:31] ---
By the way, Miss, what
in the world are we doing here?
[10:33] ---
I'm going to have them animate
the continuation of my manga.
[10:36] ---
What?!
[10:37] ---
Your manga?!
[10:39] ---
Animate it?!
[10:40] ---
Yes, I thought it would be easier
to understand as an anime
[10:43] ---
rather than a verbal explanation.
[10:45] ---
But, but, doesn't the manga
usually have to succeed first,
[10:47] ---
before it gets animated?
[10:49] ---
So exciting. So heart-pounding.
[10:50] ---
To be continued in the second half!
[10:54] ---
Terere, terere tte.
[10:57] ---
Is "terere" some kind of magical spell?
(Terere tte nanika no jumon nano?)
SIGN Conference Room
[11:02] ---
So, with this scene...
[11:04] ---
It's like Unicron preying upon a planet.
[11:07] ---
Naturally, we won't be using
any CG and it'll all be drawn!
[11:09] ---
And it'll be huge, like
the climax scene in "Laputa",
[11:12] ---
and then impressive like
the opening of the "Patlabor" movie!
[11:14] ---
Oh, I mean the first movie.
[11:16] ---
And to finish it off, we have
the last scene from "Saint Seiya"!
[11:18] ---
We'll run through the crumbling temple!
[11:18] ---
Is an explanation like this really
going to get across to them?
[11:20] ---
Do it in Mr. Shingo Araki's style.
[11:21] ---
Who knows?
[11:22] ---
That's all. Get it done in a week.
[11:26] ---
Impossible.
[11:27] ---
This is ridiculous.
[11:28] ---
You think producing anime
is easy, don't you?
[11:32] ---
Hello?
[11:33] ---
What?!
[11:34] ---
Y-Yes, I understand!
[11:36] ---
Hey.
[11:37] ---
Whisper, whisper, whisper.
[11:38] ---
Y-Yes, ma'am!
[11:40] ---
We will begin the production
work right away!
[11:42] ---
Oh, really? I'll be counting on you.
[11:45] ---
Off we go!
[11:48] ---
Hey, Nagi, what the heck did ya do?
[11:50] ---
No idea. I didn't do anything...
[11:52] ---
Oh, come to think of it, since this
company will be making my anime,
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there was intel out there
that their stock would probably go up.
[11:59] ---
That's gotta be it.
[12:00] ---
So exciting. So exciting.
[12:00] ---
Not to sound like a broken record,
but this is a work of fiction
[12:03] ---
and is in no way related
to the actual industry.
[12:03] ---
So exciting.
[12:05] ---
And so, yet another anime
of questionable quality gets made...
[12:09] ---
Good luck to this show, too!
[12:15] ---
Are the storyboards still not done?!
[12:16] ---
I think it's almost done,
[12:18] ---
but the director said something
about going to Toys 'R Us
[12:20] ---
to buy a limited edition figurine...
[12:22] ---
Send an assistant to do that!
This is part of their job!
[12:25] ---
R-Right...
[12:26] ---
We have quite a bit
of the design elements in place,
[12:28] ---
but we don't have enough key animators!
[12:29] ---
What?!
[12:30] ---
There's trouble! The animation
director has suffered tenosynovitis!
[12:33] ---
What?!
[12:34] ---
What's going on?
[12:35] ---
The thing is, we're short
on animation staff members.
[12:38] ---
Hey, now, you can't make the anime then.
[12:41] ---
Can't you poach them from other companies?
[12:44] ---
Like Kyoto Animation?
[12:45] ---
Uh, that's a bit...
[12:47] ---
Well, whatever the case,
[12:49] ---
the anime based on Miss Nagi's
original work has entered production.
[13:14] ---
Looks like we'll make it in time somehow.
[13:16] ---
And we've managed it
without casualties, too.
[13:18] ---
Though, a couple people collapsed.
[13:20] ---
That's superb.
[13:21] ---
I guess anime is a harsh industry.
[13:23] ---
There's trouble!
[13:25] ---
The company doing the animation
and finishing work has fled overnight!
[13:27] ---
What?!
[13:28] ---
Is it game over?
[13:30] ---
Hmm, no choice then.
[13:33] ---
Since it's come to this,
we will have to utilize that method!
[13:36] ---
What in the world do you plan to do, Miss?
[13:42] ---
Now, what should I have for dinner today?
SIGN Nishizawa
[13:45] ---
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha?!
[13:46] ---
What in the world just happened?
[13:49] ---
Okay, we've dropped the color
from the hamster's scene,
[13:52] ---
so you can shuffle over
as many staff members as you need.
[13:54] ---
Are you sure it's okay to do this?
[13:54] ---
What? What?
[13:56] ---
This is mean, Little Nagi!
[13:57] ---
Hey, hey, what is this?
[13:59] ---
It's called an outline take.
[14:01] ---
If the art isn't done by the time
they record the audio,
[14:04] ---
they make this working footage.
[14:06] ---
Oh-ho, so it's like a making-of film
[14:09] ---
that the general audience never gets to see.
[14:11] ---
Wow, I had no idea this
was how they made anime.
[14:14] ---
Yes, and furthermore...
SIGN Nishizawa
SIGN Nishizawa
[14:18] ---
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha?!
SIGN Nishizawa
[14:19] ---
What now?!
[14:21] ---
When the schedule gets tight,
[14:23] ---
they'll sometimes use art
from the planning stages.
[14:26] ---
They may also just use
the storyboards as is,
SIGN Nishizawa
[14:28] ---
or show only a line made
with a colored marker.
[14:30] ---
There's a whole lot of various ways!
[14:32] ---
They don't use film anymore,
so this no longer happens.
[14:35] ---
Outline takes are so funny!
[14:38] ---
This is pretty much how it looks
when we're recording.
[14:40] ---
Hey, hey, that's a taboo topic.
[14:43] ---
It's not like we do that because we want to!
[14:46] ---
In truth, we'd like the recording
footage to be in full color.
[14:49] ---
If only we had more time...
[14:51] ---
Oh, and a bigger budget.
SIGN Complete Magical Destroy
[14:53] ---
Well, we'll leave the inside stories at that
[14:56] ---
and the anime was finally completed!
[15:01] ---
I'm starting to get nervous somehow.
[15:03] ---
Indeed, Miss.
[15:05] ---
So exciting. So heart-pounding.
[15:07] ---
I can't wait!
[15:09] ---
I intend to cry 3 times during this film!
[15:17] ---
Ah! It's beginning!
[15:19] ---
Now, let's see what kinda secret
treasure outrageous anime it's become.
[15:23] ---
So heart-pounding. So exciting.
[15:25] ---
Since we have come to this point,
let us brace ourselves for the worst, Maria.
[15:28] ---
May as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
[15:32] ---
Hello to all the 130 million
Girl A's across the nation!
[15:37] ---
Right now, at Animate,
[15:39] ---
we're holding the super popular
"Hayate the Combat Butler" fair!
[15:42] ---
Grab the merchandise
in your passionate fists
[15:45] ---
and slam it down at the cashier along
with the contents of your wallet!
SIGN Toranoana
[15:51] ---
Miss, what are all these?
[15:53] ---
Tie-ins. Since it's a rare opportunity,
[15:56] ---
I thought we'd get some commercials, too.
[15:57] ---
I see...
[15:59] ---
The show is about to start.
SIGN Synerg SP
SIGN End of the Century Legend
Magical Destroy
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Ma-Ma-Magical Destroy!
[16:15] ---
My name is Britney!
[16:22] ---
By all appearances, I'm a fine florist.
[16:27] ---
But the truth is I'm a magical girl!
[16:33] ---
Original work by Nagi Sanzenin.
[16:39] ---
A promising new author the entire
universe has been waiting for.
[16:45] ---
Here we go!
[16:48] ---
With a cute heart and a cheery mood!
[16:57] ---
Britney is always gazing
upon her senpai from afar.
SIGN Britney
[17:01] ---
Huh? What's with this art?
[17:06] ---
Um, Senpai?
[17:08] ---
I made lunch, but...
[17:11] ---
Won't you join me?
[17:14] ---
Oh, sounds good. I'll have some.
[17:16] ---
Huh? I'm in this...
[17:18] ---
So what is going on here?
[17:20] ---
Britney is desperately
in love with her senpai,
[17:23] ---
but, but, she can't tell him how she feels.
[17:25] ---
Because she's a magical girl.
No, that's not the reason.
[17:28] ---
Why? Because her senpai has...
Because her senpai has...
SIGN Child
SIGN Wife
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...a wife and child already.
[17:35] ---
Th-This turn of events
is actually really quite shocking...
[17:38] ---
I'm still not sold on the art, though.
[17:43] ---
The more you mix...
[17:44] ---
But you see, because
of the evil witch's powers...
[17:47] ---
...the more it sticks!
[17:51] ---
...her senpai was turned into a star!
[17:57] ---
Due to this, his wife fell ill
[17:59] ---
and his child became a delinquent.
[18:04] ---
If I'm in danger of losing
an online match, cut the connection!
[18:09] ---
The tension's building
more than I'd expected.
[18:12] ---
Britney resolves to turn her
senpai back to how he was.
[18:15] ---
But even if she can accomplish this,
[18:18] ---
her senpai will only return to his wife.
[18:20] ---
He and Britney will never be together.
[18:24] ---
But if she continues this journey,
[18:27] ---
she will get to spend time with
her senpai. Even though he's a star.
[18:31] ---
What will she do? What will Britney do?
[18:32] ---
And Britney's decision was...!
SIGN A Kitten's Life
[18:38] ---
A Kitten's Life.
[18:40] ---
Tmp, tmp, tmp, tmp.
[18:42] ---
Tmp, tmp, tmp, tmp.
[18:45] ---
Running speed is mach 5.
[18:48] ---
But no matter how fast you run,
you can never reach the sun.
SIGN The End
[18:53] ---
The end.
[18:59] ---
Y-You really are a genius, Isumi!
[19:02] ---
Right?
[19:05] ---
Well? Do you now
at least see how my manga...
[19:08] ---
Wait, what's wrong?
[19:22] ---
Come in.
[19:24] ---
Oh? Maria?
[19:26] ---
Oh, Hayate.
[19:27] ---
Could it be that you are also...?
[19:29] ---
If you are asking if I am "also",
does that mean you are also...?
[19:33] ---
Yes, I thought I would read
the Miss's manga one more time.
[19:37] ---
Since she worked so hard
to write it, after all.
[19:41] ---
Yes, we should try to understand her better.
[19:44] ---
Also, I was rather curious
to know what happens after that
[19:47] ---
to Britney and her senpai.
[19:50] ---
I was a bit, too.
[19:52] ---
But Hayate...
[19:54] ---
What is it?
[19:55] ---
Which do you suppose Britney
will choose in the end?
[19:59] ---
Will she wish to be with him? Or...?
[20:05] ---
But it looks like Nagi hasn't
written past that point.
[20:09] ---
Then I suppose that means the Miss
is having a hard time deciding as well?
[20:13] ---
As to how to end this romance...
[20:15] ---
But if it were you, which would you choose?
[20:18] ---
What? M-Me?
[20:20] ---
Hmm, let me think...
[20:24] ---
If that senpai were you,
[20:26] ---
maybe it wouldn't be bad to keep you
in the shape of a star forever.
[20:29] ---
There you go again, teasing me.
[20:33] ---
Oh! Then you try writing it!
[20:36] ---
What? M-Me?
[20:38] ---
But I've never drawn manga
or anything, so...
[20:42] ---
Then all the more reason to.
[20:43] ---
I-I could not, Hayate. Please, I...
[20:47] ---
If I'm a man, I'll conquer all
the heroines simultaneously!
[20:51] ---
Gloom...
[20:52] ---
Wait, so who is this, Maria?
[20:56] ---
You.
[20:57] ---
No, please, "conquer all the heroines
simultaneously"? What am I, a brute?
[21:01] ---
Do you have a problem
with that? In that case...
[21:04] ---
Huh?
[21:05] ---
You must be sure to make your choice.
[21:09] ---
Okay, now you try drawing it, Hayate.
[21:12] ---
What? But...
[21:14] ---
Honestly, you are such an indecisive person.
[21:16] ---
This was a story about how fiction
sometimes reflects reality and vice versa.
[21:22] ---
And now, next time...
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Hold it! Hold it!
[21:26] ---
Whew. We almost forgot the fan service shot.
[21:29] ---
Or rather, even the fan service
is too avant-garde!
[21:32] ---
Please enjoy these
to take away the bad after-taste.
[21:40] ---
These are not to make sure
the episode is long enough.
[21:42] ---
"Hayate the Combat Butler"
has fantastic fan service!
[21:45] ---
Let's be sure to watch again next time!
[21:48] ---
Wait! Does this count as fan service?!
[21:58] ---
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
[22:07] ---
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
[22:11] ---
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
[22:17] ---
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
[22:25] ---
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
[22:34] ---
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
[22:42] ---
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
[22:48] ---
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
[22:52] ---
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
[22:57] ---
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
SIGN Student Council Girl Trio
SIGN Lettering by Sayuri Yahagi
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The student council girl
trio's Butler Report!
SIGN Butler Report
[23:29] ---
I'm Izumi Segawa.
[23:30] ---
I'm Risa Asakaze.
[23:32] ---
Hey, I'm Miki Hanabishi.
[23:33] ---
At last, the fruit of our
friendship and hard work...
[23:35] ---
The student council girl
trio's theme song is complete!
[23:37] ---
It was a long process.
[23:39] ---
This song is perfect
for broadcasting at school.
[23:40] ---
It'll be great to play it at cleaning time.
[23:42] ---
It's also perfect for going
for a drive with your girlfriend.
[23:43] ---
Even she'll fall head over heels
with this song playing on the car stereo!
[23:46] ---
It's also perfect
for lonely people living alone!
[23:48] ---
It might give you the energy to live!
[23:49] ---
Starting this week, we'll be showing you
[23:50] ---
fan service scenes of ours
for the next segments!
[23:52] ---
It's me this time!
[23:53] ---
Next time, it'll be me!
[23:54] ---
Adieu!
[23:56] ---
Preview
[23:58] ---
Where in the world are we
going out to all of a sudden?
SIGN The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
Oh, I wonder where.
[24:01] ---
You'll have to wait to get there to see.
[24:03] ---
I see...
[24:04] ---
And so, we call it "Thank you
for everything, Maria.
[24:07] ---
"The big sister appreciation
day relaxation plan!"
[24:09] ---
Thank you for always working so hard for us!
[24:11] ---
Staying in a midtown hotel,
[24:12] ---
going to the spa and
getting beauty treatments...
[24:14] ---
Forget about work
and just sit back and relax!
[24:16] ---
Next time, "It Is Maria Appreciation
Day! In February (heart)".
[24:19] ---
It Is Maria Appreciation Day! In February
[24:20] ---
Prism Flash on "Hayate
the Combat Butler" again next time!
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