25 - It's really a story about a young lady and her butler.

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[00:00] onsc
    Packy! The chocolate with
    the delicious crunch...
[01:30] nar
    Somehow, the last episode ended on the right
    note to set up a season finale.
[01:39] nar
    And so, on the very next morning...
[01:49] mar
    You've got a cold.
[01:51] nar
    Ojou-sama collapsed!
[01:54] mar
    A day of work and Sakuya-san's
    birthday party wiped her out...
[02:00] mar
    I guess she needs to do more exercise to build up her stamina.
[02:04] nag
    Leave me alone.
[02:06] nag
    Unlike you two, I'm a delicate flower.
[02:08] ---
    It may not look it, but you have a limitless
    store of energy and I don't.
[02:13] mar
    Hey!
[02:14] hay
    But are you sure you're okay, Ojou-sama?
[02:17] nag
    No, I'm not. I'm going to die.
[02:19] mar
    Should I call for a doctor?
[02:22] nag
    Definitely not.
[02:25] nag
    But man, this is pathetic.
[02:27] hay
    No, it isn't.
[02:29] ---
    You worked so hard yesterday, it's not surprising you collapsed...
[02:33] mar
    You really shouldn't spoil her like that.
[02:36] hay
    But Maria-san...
[02:37] nag
    Dammit.
[02:39] ---
    If I have to go and collapse, why did I pick
    halfway through spring break to do it?
[02:42] nag
    I should have collapsed when
    the new semester started,
[02:45] nag
    so I could skip school without
    feeling bad about it.
[02:47] mar
    See? She's perfectly fine.
SIGN    It really is a story about a young
    lady and her butler.
[02:57] mar
    Well, anyway, I'm going out
    to do some shopping.
[03:01] ---
    Please look after her.
[03:03] hay
    Gotcha.
[03:05] mar
    But I guess she must have worked really hard the
    entire day for her to have actually collapsed.
[03:09] hay
    Huh?
[03:10] mar
    Thank you, Hayate-kun.
    I'll leave the rest to you.
[03:13] hay
    What? Uh...
[03:15] ---
    Huh?
[03:16] nag
    Hayate. Hayate.
[03:19] mar
    See? She's already calling for
    you with her meek voice.
[03:23] hay
    Coming right away!
[03:25] hay
    What can I do for you?
[03:26] nag
    My throat's itchy. I want some apple juice.
[03:30] hay
    Okay, I'll go and prepare some for you now.
[03:33] nag
    Thanks.
[03:37] nag
    Where's Maria?
[03:39] hay
    Maria-san went out.
[03:41] nag
    I see.
[03:44] hay
    Klaus-san's also gone till tomorrow.
[03:48] hay
    And Tama and Shiranui are at the pet
    hotel for their routine check-up.
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Silence...
[04:01] nag
    I-I...
[04:02] nag
    I see.
[04:05] hay
    I guess that makes it just the two of us.
[04:06] nag
    What?!
[04:09] nag
    Th-This is bad. I'm unexpectedly
    alone with Hayate again.
[04:14] nag
    What should I do if Hayate assaults me
    because I'm sick and can't move?
[04:19] nag
    And what if he did this and that...
    N-No way! Even something like that?!
[04:25] nag
    I mean, Hayate is a gentleman,
[04:28] nag
    but Mother told me that all men
    are wolves in sheep's clothing,
[04:32] ---
    so there's a chance he might...
[04:34] nag
    No... but... and anyway...
[04:37] hay
    Ojou-sama.
[04:38] nag
    What?!
[04:39] hay
    All right, I'll be in the room
    next door, so if there's...
[04:43] hay
    anything you need, just holler.
[04:45] nag
    Wait!
[04:47] hay
    Is there anything else?
[04:48] nag
    I mean, it's good that you're
    not gonna try anything...
[04:51] ---
    but be a little more considerate, will you?!
[04:53] hay
    What?
[04:53] nag
    Anyway, if I'm by myself, I'll get lonely.
[04:56] nag
    My body won't move, but I'm not sleepy.
[05:00] ---
    So... So, stay here.
[05:03] hay
    But when you're ill, you shouldn't overexert
    yourself. You should get a good rest.
[05:08] nag
    Then, do something that'll make me sleepy!
[05:11] hay
    Hm, something that will make you sleepy?
[05:14] hay
    Then, how about this lullaby I wrote,
    "Mikumiku ni Shitari Saretari..."
[05:19] nag
    That's too leftfield!
[05:20] nag
    Don't you have something
    else? Something better?
[05:25] hay
    You shouldn't get all worked up like that.
[05:28] hay
    How about I read you a picture book then?
[05:31] nag
    A picture book?
[05:32] hay
    Isn't that what you do to put kids to sleep?
[05:34] nag
    Eh. You're treating me like a child again...
[05:37] nag
    Oh well, I'll sit through it. Make sure
    you pick a good one, though.
[05:42] hay
    I will, don't worry. Well, let's try something
    pretty standard and go with:
[05:46] hay
    Alice in Wonderland.
[05:48] nag
    That's a pretty normal book...
[05:49] hay
    Yeah, it is.
[05:51] hay
    Let's see...
[05:53] hay
    Celestia Being who worked
    towards ending all wars...
[05:56] nag
    Is Alice going to violently
    intervene or something?
[06:00] hay
    Well, anyway, Alice somehow
    ends up in Wonderland...
[06:06] hin
    I seem to be in a strange place...
    I wonder where I am.
[06:11] hay
    Alice is a bit perplexed by the
    sudden change of scenery.
[06:14] hay
    At that very moment, three mysterious
    people appear and start talking to her.
[06:18] ris
    Oh, what's this? Looks like someone
    new has shown up.
[06:20] hin
    Huh?
[06:24] hay
    What a surprise! They were talking rabbits.
[06:27] ris
    We're guide rabbits.
[06:29] izu
    If you want, we can tell you
    how to get out of here.
[06:37] hay
    Alice pitied them.
[06:38] hin
    It must be tough being in this
    just for your sex appeal.
[06:40] all
    Don't put it like that!
[06:42] mik
    Anyway, if you want to reach the
    exit, you have go this way.
[06:46] hay
    But the ground was moving! If you stop,
    you'll go back to where you started.
[06:50] hay
    If you want to stay in the same place,
    you have to run as fast as you can.
[06:52] hay
    If you want to keep going forward, you have
    to push yourself even faster than that.
[06:56] hay
    This moving pavement test definitely
    wasn't a thinly-veiled metaphor...
[06:59] hay
    for the rules of society!
[07:02] mik
    Now go, Alice! If you want to find the exit,
[07:05] mik
    run this way faster than
    you ever have before!
[07:10] mik
    What?
[07:11] hay
    But Alice wasn't there anymore.
[07:14] izu
    Miki-chan, over there.
[07:16] hay
    Alice wasn't the type to weasel out of hard work,
    so this wasn't even close to being a test.
[07:22] hay
    After that, Alice single-handedly
    defeated the entire card army...
[07:26] hay
    and this is how she conquered Wonderland
    and founded a new country.
[07:30] hay
    She called that country the United States
    of Japan and lived in peace...
[07:35] hay
    And she lived happily ever after.
[07:36] nag
    What's so happy about that?!
[07:38] hay
    It's not?
[07:39] nag
    Of course it isn't! It's not a happy ending
    and it's definitely not one I can accept!
[07:43] hay
    I've got no choice but to use the punchline
    I saved for this type of situation:
[07:50] hay
    To be continued in the next episode!
[07:53] nar
    There won't be a "next episode", but the
    story will continue in the second half.
[08:04] mar
    How are you feeling, Nagi?
[08:07] nag
    Hayate, don't you have any books
    that are more interesting?
[08:11] hay
    Let's see,
[08:12] hay
    I have this one called The Basic
    Principles of the GN Drive...
[08:15] ---
    Based on the Discovery
    of New Particles.
[08:17] nag
    Ah, so that old geezer Aeolia lived in this age.
[08:21] mar
    What are you doing?
[08:23] hay
    Oh, Maria-san.
[08:24] mar
    Nagi, you should be asleep.
[08:27] nag
    I've already done everything you can do in bed.
[08:29] nag
    I've read all my new magazines
    and played all my new games.
[08:33] ---
    There's no anime on at the moment either.
[08:36] mar
    I think this might be why
    you're so unhealthy...
[08:40] mar
    Anyway, you need to sleep
    even if you're not sleepy.
[08:44] nag
    Hayate, I'm bored. Bring me something
    fun to kill three hours or so.
[08:51] hay
    What about this?
[08:54] nag
    What's that?
[08:55] hay
    It's an ant farm.
[08:56] nag
    Rejected.
[08:58] hay
    But it's fun. You can use this camera
    to watch the tiny lives of the ants.
[09:02] nag
    What's so fun about watching ants?
[09:07] nag
    I want some Packy.
[09:09] hay
    What?
[09:10] nag
    Packy! You know, Packy!
[09:11] nag
    I think I'd drift straight off
    if I had some Packy.
[09:14] hay
    I see.
[09:15] nag
    So, go and buy me some Packy this instant.
[09:18] hay
    Understood. I'll go get some for you.
[09:22] nag
    Oh, hang on a second.
[09:24] ---
    Yes?
[09:25] nag
    Your tie's all crooked.
[09:27] hay
    Thank you kindly.
[09:30] ---
    I'm off now.
[09:35] mar
    What's up with you and those
    Packy all of a sudden?
[09:40] nag
    Well, they're more interesting
    than ants, aren't they?
[09:44] mar
    You planted a camera on him?!
[09:47] nag
    Don't you think this is more fun?
[09:49] mar
    Well, maybe a little...
[09:51] nag
    See?
[09:52] nag
    Okay, let's turn it on!
[10:02] nag
    What's that?
[10:04] mar
    It looks like he's chasing a stray cat
    that's pilfered a fish.
[10:09] ---
    Hey! Stop running!
[10:15] nag
    Everyone's laughing...
[10:19] mar
    The weather's nice out there today...
[10:23] ---
    Here you go.
[10:24] sis
    Thank you very much.
[10:26] hay
    Don't mention it.
[10:27] sis
    I'm glad I didn't have to resort
    to senseless slaughter.
[10:31] hay
    That's great...
[10:34] mar
    He's immediately surrounded by trouble.
[10:37] nag
    It's like that song: "When I went into town
    to buy something..."
[10:45] mar
    I wonder what happened.
[10:47] nag
    Looks like he forgot to take his wallet.
[10:50] mar
    He didn't have to stick to
    the song that closely...
[10:54] nag
    Hm? Sakuya?
[10:58] nag
    What are they talking about?
[10:59] mar
    Beats me.
[11:04] both
    Don't tell me...
[11:09] sak
    Oh, you look good in it!
[11:11] ---
    I'll make sure I pay you well for this.
[11:14] hay
    I'm only doing this for an hour.
[11:22] hay
    Hello?
[11:23] nag
    What the hell are you doing?!
[11:25] hay
    I-I'm sorry, Ojou-sama!
[11:27] ---
    To tell you the truth, I forgot
    my wallet and...
[11:30] nag
    You could have just come home to get it!
[11:32] hay
    It'll be fine. I'll definitely bring back
    some Packy by dinner time!
[11:37] nag
    Geez.
[11:38] mar
    Hayate-kun sure is entertaining.
[11:43] all
    Welcome home, master!
[11:46] hay
    I'll be right there.
[11:49] hay
    Please make yourself at home.
[11:51] hay
    As you wish.
[11:53] hay
    Two hot premium green teas for you.
[11:57] hat
    Oh Isumi-chan, look at the cute maid.
[12:00] isu
    Oh, Hayate-sama...
[12:02] hay
    Isumi-san and her mother...
[12:05] hay
    Why have you come to
    a niche café like this?
[12:09] hat
    Why did we come here again?
[12:11] isu
    Mother, it's because Sakuya
    gave us coupons.
[12:16] nar
    An hour later...
[12:18] mar
    He worked for exactly an hour.
[12:21] nag
    Now he can finally return
    to the task at hand.
[12:24] mar
    I hope he doesn't get sucked into
    another unfortunate situation.
[12:27] mar
    What?
[12:30] nag
    What does Wataru want?
[12:33] mar
    I wonder what they're talking about.
[12:36] mar
    Oh, I know. I learned how to lip-read
    once, just in case I ever needed to.
[12:41] nag
    What kind of situation did you think you'd
    need it for when you studied it?
[12:44] mar
    "Hurry up and return that Onetsui DVD
    I secretly loaned to Nagi."
[12:50] mar
    "It's not like it's any good for girls,
    even if it's full of bath scenes."
[12:55] mar
    Interesting. So you've been secretly
    borrowing stuff like that, have you?
[12:59] nag
    O-Okay, we have to watch what happens next!
[13:02] nar
    Another two hours later...
[13:06] mar
    He was asked for directions fifteen times,
    helped twenty-three elderly people,
[13:13] mar
    was blocked off by a roadblock
    because of a robbery,
[13:15] mar
    ran into the robbers themselves and made a citizen's
    arrest, and then stumbled on their hideout...
[13:21] nag
    And to top it all off...
[13:23] hay
    Excuse me, I'm looking for Packy.
[13:25] girl
    We're sold out.
[13:26] ---
    What?!
[13:28] guy
    Sold out.
[13:30] guy
    If we had any, I'd want them too!
[13:34] nag
    I guess Packy must have gone
    the way of the dinosaur.
[13:38] mar
    That must be it.
[13:41] hay
    I didn't realize Packy was so popular.
[13:45] hay
    I guess I have to pay more attention
    to stuff like this...
[13:54] mik
    Today's our Packy party!
[13:56] ris
    Let's eat Packy all night!
[13:57] izu
    I agree.
[13:58] aiz
    I wonder why I've got this sudden
    urge to eat Packy today.
[14:02] chi
    I wonder why too.
[14:05] yuk
    Who'd have guessed Packy would
    go so well with booze?!
[14:13] nag
    His amazingly bad luck kinda
    makes me want to cry...
[14:17] mar
    Maybe we should make some sukiyaki for Hayate-kun tonight.
[14:24] nag
    Even Hinagiku's eating some!
[14:26] hay
    I didn't realize Packy was selling so well...
[14:29] hin
    You said it.
[14:31] ---
    I don't know why, but I had
    a craving for some, too.
[14:37] hin
    Hayate-kun, you couldn't find any?
[14:40] hay
    Yeah, actually...
[14:43] hin
    Does it taste nice?
[14:46] hay
    Yes.
[14:48] nag
    Why the hell are you eating it?!
[14:53] ---
    Have more.
[14:55] mar
    It looks like after all that bad luck, he's now
    slipped into trouble of the female variety.
[15:01] hay
    Hello?
[15:02] nag
    What the hell are you doing?!
[15:04] hay
    I-I'm sorry!
[15:05] nag
    If you're just gonna fool around, I don't
    want any Packy! Just come back home!
[15:09] hay
    I-It's okay, Ojou-sama! I have one final lead!
[15:13] nag
    What?
[15:14] hay
    I'm sure there'll still be some at the legendary
    hundred-year-old candy store,
[15:17] hay
    that quietly operates in a back alley
    that only a select few know about.
[15:21] hay
    I promise I'll buy you a box and
    bring it back by dinnertime!
[15:25] nag
    R-Really?
[15:27] hay
    Yes, so please hold on just a little longer!
[15:31] nag
    Okay, I'll be waiting.
[15:33] hay
    Great! Bye.
[15:36] nag
    A legendary candy shop, eh?
[15:38] mar
    I hope the candy won't be past
    its sell-by-date by now...
[15:42] nag
    I didn't know it was possible to worry
    so much over some silly candy...
[15:46] nag
    At first, I didn't actually
    care about Packy at all,
[15:49] nag
    but now I'm craving some too!
[15:51] nar
    That's why Hayate's running around.
[16:01] nag
    There it is!
[16:02] mar
    There's one left!
[16:03] ---
    Found it!
[16:19] hay
    Nishizawa-san?!
[16:20] nis
    Hayate-kun!
[16:23] nis
    Hayate-kun! Why are you here in the legendary
    hundred-year-old candy store...
[16:28] nis
    that's quietly operates in a back alley
    that only a select few know about?
[16:31] hay
    Should I ask her to let me have that last box?
    No, would it even be okay for me to ask that?
[16:35] hay
    Nishizawa-san came all the way to the legendary
    hundred-year-old candy store...
[16:39] hay
    that's quietly operates in a back alley that only
    a select few know about so she can buy some.
[16:44] hay
    But, for Ojou-sama's sake,
    I'm gonna have to be evil!
[16:51] hay
    Nishizawa-san!
[16:53] nis
    What is it?
[16:55] hay
    Do you like that Packy stuff?
[16:59] nis
    Yes, I love it!
[17:00] hay
    I see.
[17:05] nar
    After that, Hayate ran all the way to the
    next town and then, the next prefecture,
[17:09] nar
    in search of some Packy, but...
[17:14] nag
    He actually made it to the edge of the world...
[17:17] mar
    I'm starting to feel sorry for Hayate-kun.
    Let's call him and tell him to come home.
[17:21] nag
    Yeah.
[17:34] nar
    In the end, Hayate even lost his
    means of communication!
[17:37] nar
    Is the combat butler going to give up now?!
[17:41] ---
    No, the Packy... he's...
SIGN    Donguri Café
[17:45] nar
    The Packy...
[17:48] ---
    The Packy...
[17:50] hay
    I made some!
[17:52] nar
    He made them himself.
[17:56] mar
    That's just like Hayate-kun.
[17:58] mar
    He didn't let all that bad luck get him down and even
    managed to get hold of some Packy in the end!
[18:01] nag
    Well, it's obviously fake,
[18:04] ---
    but I guess I'll accept that
    his effort was real.
[18:07] mar
    I'm going to prepare dinner,
[18:10] ---
    so don't eat too many of
    Hayate-kun's Packy.
[18:29] hay
    Ojou-sama, I'll bring you your Packy!
[18:32] ---
    They're blatantly homemade, but even so!
[18:48] nag
    Hayate!
[19:05] nag
    Hayate, Hayate, Hayate!
[19:12] mar
    Nagi, what happened?!
[19:13] nag
    Let go! Hayate, he...! Hayate, he...!
[19:15] mar
    Hayate-kun was...?!
[19:18] mar
    Hayate-kun was in an accident!
[19:20] mar
    Rush over there immediately...
[19:21] ---
    and use all of the Sanzenin's
    resources to save him!
[19:25] nag
    If I hadn't told him to buy me some Packy...
[19:33] nag
    H-Hayate?
[19:36] hay
    Sorry I'm late. I just got back. Wait...
[19:40] hay
    Ojou-sama, what are you doing out of bed?
[19:43] nag
    Wh-What...
[19:47] ---
    What... What are you talking about?!
[19:56] nag
    Let's hear the whole story.
[19:58] hay
    Well, it's true that I was
    almost hit by that truck,
[20:09] hay
    but because I had the soccer
    ball in my hands...
[20:10] ---
    I miraculously escaped unharmed.
[20:13] hay
    I was lucky that the ball was my friend.
[20:16] nag
    You made me worry.
[20:18] hay
    So yeah, about the Packy...
[20:22] hay
    They were crushed by the truck...
[20:44] hay
    So, this is all I can give you for now.
[20:53] nag
    It's good...
[20:55] hay
    I'm glad. And one more thing,
    I'm sorry I broke your camera.
[21:00] nag
    You noticed it?
[21:02] hay
    Of course. I'm your butler, after all.
    You can't hide anything from me.
[21:13] hay
    Now that you've eaten your Packy,
    you can sleep soundly, right?
[21:18] nag
    Yeah, you must be tired, too.
    You can go back to your room.
[21:22] hay
    No, I'll stay by your side until you fall asleep.
[21:26] nag
    You're impossible.
[21:48] nag
    You're a horrible butler for making
    me worry so much...
[21:52] nag
    all because you went out to buy Packy.
[21:55] nag
    And to top it all off, you only
    brought back a single one.
[22:03] nag
    But that single Packy was
    the best in the world.
[22:29] kla
    The new semester starts today.
[22:40] hin
    What do you want so early in the morning?
[22:43] izu
    The new semester starts today.
[22:45] mik
    So bear with us...
[22:46] ris
    ...a little bit!
[22:56] nis
    Hina-san!
[22:57] hin
    Ayumu.
[22:59] nis
    Hina-san!
[23:01] wat
    H-Hey, Isumi. If we end up in
    the same class, let's be...
[23:06] isu
    What?
[23:07] wat
    Um, I mean...
[23:09] sak
    What's this? Confessing your
    love on the first day back?
[23:11] saki
    What's the meaning of this, young master?
[23:13] wat
    Why are you here too?!
[23:17] pri
    Today marks the beginning of the
    new semester and I would like...
[23:20] mon
    That guy's speech is a bit too long.
[23:23] shar
    If you don't listen to what people
    are saying, I'll punch you.
[23:28] hay
    Good morning. Starting today, we
    can go to school together again...
[23:32] nag/OS
    Cough cough cough cough cough
[23:34] nag
    What's this? A cold? Seems like one.
[23:41] hay
    Now that you've finished,
    let's go to school, Ojou-sama.
[23:45] nag
    Hey! You're making it sound
    like I'm faking sickness!
[23:49] mar
    If you can shout that loudly, you can
    go to school even if you're ill.
[23:53] nag
    What?!