14 - Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party. Hurry up, seriously

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright and
    sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
[00:12] SIGN
    Sanzenin
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    What? A party to celebrate my
    acceptance into Hakuou Academy?
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    That's right! Quite the brilliant
    idea, don't you think?
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    Well, it's not official yet,
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    so I feel like we're getting
    ahead of ourselves.
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    Oh, you have nothing to worry about!
    You're bound to have been accepted!
[00:39] ---
    Well, to be honest...
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    I'm actually feeling a bit
    confident about it, too.
[00:46] ---
    I was disturbed in this way...
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    ...and that way.
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    The teacher administering the
    test played games with me...
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    And in the end, even the monkeys
    had their fun with me...
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    I won't... get to go to school!
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    Even so, I put forth my
    absolute best effort!
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    Yes, that's right!
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    All right! Go!
[01:22] ---
    Yes!
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    In addition, I was lucky that all
    the questions were multiple choice.
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    I'm really good at that "pick
    one out of three" thing.
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    There, that's the one!
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    Whoa! You idiot!
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    Of all the boxes, why
    did you open that one?!
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    Pardon me! Pardon me, Miss!
[01:46] ---
    Hey, you! Stop right there!
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    You hardly seem good at
    three-choice questions...
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    Yes, if Hayate had
    dispassionately acknowledged
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    how unlucky he is at this point,
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    he may have avoided the comedy,
    I mean, tragedy in this episode,
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    but then again, maybe not.
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress
    in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights and puts
    his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
[02:26] ---
    At minus 40 degrees Celsius,
    you can hammer nails with a banana!
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    What are you saying, Sis?
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    Man, I wanna eat perilla pickled eggplants.
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
[04:02] SIGN
    Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party.
     Hurry up, seriously
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    HINA!
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    Hina! There's big trouble!
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    It's turned into a huge mess!
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    I've told you to knock before
    coming into my room, haven't I?!
SIGN    Don't make us show this!
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    I apologize. Really, I'm sorry.
[04:29] ---
    Listen Sis, knocking is
    mankind's greatest invention!
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    The next time you forget,
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    I'm going to beat you for real.
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    For real...
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    Oh, Yuki dear.
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    I didn't know you were home.
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    I'm back, Mom.
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    If only you'd called.
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    Are you handling living
    on your own all right?
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    I'm fine! Have faith in your daughter!
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    I'm not lavishing my
    money on male companions
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    nor have I fallen for me-me
    cons or phishing e-mails!
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    But I wish you'd let me see the
    place you're living in just once...
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    I'm having an important conversation
    with Hina right now!
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    What?
[05:03] ---
    Could you just bring up milk tea
    and some kind of Japanese sweets?
[05:06] ---
    What?
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    On the double! Hurry!
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    Uh, all right.
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    Sis!
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    Oh!
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    Make it sweet! Make the milk tea sweet!
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    Three sugars, okay?!
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    You really do whatever you
    feel like, don't you?
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    Yum! Bean jam pancakes really are the best!
[05:24] ---
    I bet you'd get along with the
    cat-type robot from the future.
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    I'm a happy girl!
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    So? Didn't you come here to
    talk to me about something?
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    Daf wighf! Dere's bif,
    bif, bif, pwouble, Hina!
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    Talk or eat! Pick one!
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    The Sanzenin butler actually came to
    take the transfer admission test!
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    Wow, I didn't know.
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    Good for Hayate.
    Hakuou's admission tests are hard.
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    But as Nagi's butler, I'd assume
    failure wasn't an option.
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    I imagine he must have put
    some serious effort into it.
[06:00] ---
    Maybe...?
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    Don't you get in his way, Sis.
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    Uh-oh!
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    "Uh-oh"?
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    Sis, don't tell me...
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    Th-That's not it!
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    It was just a tiny prank!
    It was meant to be a little joke!
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    I never imagined he would fall short
    of passing by just one point!
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    Stop breathing like that!
    You're spreading the Dark Side!
[06:26] ---
    What are you doing, going around
    ruining other people's lives?!
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    So basically, his not passing
    is largely due to your prank
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    and the superintendent has ordered
    you to notify him of the results,
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    and that's why you've
    come to me. Is that it?
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    Yes, if you please, that is exactly it.
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    You're hopeless.
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    For starters, about the only person
    we can discuss this with is...
[06:49] ---
    Pardon? Not accepted?
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    Yes, so we'd like to deliver the
    news and apologize in person.
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    We're on our way right now.
[06:57] ---
    Yes, I'd appreciate that.
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    I-I'm so vewy sowwie!
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    I'll have you know,
    I'm not coming with you for your sake!
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    It is only proper that the Hakuou
    Academy student body president
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    should undertake this task.
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    Yes, that's my little sister!
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    Make sure you apologize to Hayate
    properly and sincerely, got it?
[07:16] ---
    Y-Yeah, I'll do my best.
[07:19] ---
    I'd suspected that something
    like this might happen, but...
[07:23] ---
    Still, this has me at a loss...
[07:26] ---
    Hey, Hayate!
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    Stop resisting and wear the
    outfit that I tell you to!
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    You're the party's guest of honor!
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    I'm fine with what I'm wearing now!
[07:33] ---
    What are you saying?!
    Hurry up and get changed!
[07:35] ---
    But the outfit of your choice
    is bound to be a sailor uniform
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    or something with animal ears!
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    No, wrong! I've got this for tonight!
[07:44] ---
    I'd rather die!
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    Why?!
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    I feel like with this atmosphere,
    it's too late to be revealing the truth...
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    Oh, what should I do?
    What should I do? What should I do?
[07:53] ---
    What should I do? What should I do?
    What should I do? What should I do?
[07:56] ---
    Hey! Calm down!
[07:59] ---
    Welcome, you two.
[08:00] ---
    Oh, g-good evening!
[08:03] ---
    H-Here! It's Andromeda cake from Okadaya!
[08:05] ---
    It's too soon for that!
[08:07] ---
    I had trouble deciding between this
    and the turtle bread from Pantasia!
[08:10] ---
    W-Well, why don't you at least come in?
[08:14] ---
    Um, so where's Hayate?
[08:17] ---
    Uh, the thing is...
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    M-Maria?
SIGN    Congratulations to Miss Nagi's
    Butler, Hayate Ayasaki
SIGN    Hakuou Academy Acceptance Commemoration Party
[08:40] ---
    What... in the world...?
[08:43] ---
    Well...
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    Oh, Mr. Klaus.
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    Without an occasion such as this,
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    the Miss could never be persuaded
    to host a social event, so...
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    Since she showed the slightest
    interest in doing so today,
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    we are holding a magnificent party
    to make up for how rare these are.
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    So that's what's going on...
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    And we owe it all to that boy
    gaining acceptance into Hakuou!
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    I cannot tell you how
    troublesome he has been,
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    but he has finally done something
    of service to the Miss.
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    Where do you think you're going, Sis?!
[09:12] ---
    Something urgent came up...
[09:13] ---
    I'm not letting you run away!
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    He loves me. He loves me not.
[09:29] ---
    He loves me. He loves me not.
    He loves me. He loves me not.
[09:32] ---
    He loves me. He loves me not.
[09:35] ---
    Darn it, this is too much trouble!
[09:39] ---
    In the language of flowers,
    corn stands for trust!
[09:41] ---
    Hayate and I are...!
[09:48] ---
    They're dancing...
[09:50] ---
    Yes...
[09:51] ---
    Truly, it's almost embarrassing
    how merry they are.
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    It must have made him really
    happy that he passed.
[09:59] ---
    It is wholly the result of the
    thorough instruction I gave the boy
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    regarding taking entrance exams.
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    Besides, I also lit a fire under him,
    that he'd be fired if he didn't pass!
[10:10] ---
    Oh? Is something the matter?
[10:12] ---
    N-No, my chronic peritonitis has caused
    neuralgia, turning into a hordeolum...
[10:16] ---
    So please don't mind me at all.
[10:21] ---
    I swear! Damn that Klaus!
[10:24] ---
    What I really wanted was a cosplay
    party with just the two of us.
[10:27] ---
    Now, now.
[10:28] ---
    If it weren't a celebration for you,
    I'd have skipped out long ago.
[10:32] ---
    But Miss, you look quite
    fabulous in that dress.
[10:36] ---
    What?
[10:37] ---
    You outshine every last one
    of the other guests here!
[10:41] ---
    Y-You dummy! You're the star of the night!
[10:45] ---
    Please!
[10:46] ---
    But it makes me happy to hear it.
     Thank you very much, Miss.
[10:49] ---
    Well, if you're happy,
    I suppose I'll let it go.
[10:52] ---
    Yes.
[10:55] ---
    This situation makes bringing up the
    subject even harder than I expected.
[10:58] ---
    Given that,
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    please enjoy this merriment
    for a while longer.
[11:07] ---
    Shish kebabs!
[11:08] ---
    Roger that!
[11:10] ---
    Japan! It's Goh!
SIGN    Congratulations to Miss Nagi's
    Butler, Hayate Ayasaki
SIGN    Hakuou Academy Acceptance Commemoration Party
[11:21] ---
    What do you want to do, Sis?
[11:26] ---
    Do you want to at least wait
    until the party's over?
[11:29] ---
    Yeah, at least...
[11:31] ---
    N-No...
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    This is my responsibility!
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    If I don't carry it out,
    I wouldn't be an adult.
[11:40] ---
    Sis...
[11:43] ---
    A-Ayasaki...
[11:45] ---
    Oh, if it isn't Miss Katsura. Welcome!
[11:50] ---
    What is the matter?
[11:51] ---
    Th-The truth is...
[11:55] ---
    The truth is... The truth is...!
[11:57] ---
    Huh?
[11:58] ---
    She has gone to the trouble of
    personally coming from Hakuou Academy
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    to celebrate the acceptance of Miss
    Nagi's butler, Hayate Ayasaki!
[12:07] ---
    Now, go on! Give us a brief
    speech, if you please!
[12:14] ---
    Uh, um... Well...
[12:20] ---
    Congratulations, Ayasaki!
[12:22] ---
    What?!
[12:24] ---
    Here you are! An acceptance present!
[12:26] ---
    Wow! Thank you very much!
[12:28] ---
    You really worked hard for this!
    It makes me so happy!
[12:32] ---
    Sis!
[12:34] ---
    What?
[12:36] SIGN
    Eek!
[12:37] ---
    That was a counter!
    That, just now, was a counter!
[12:39] ---
    I thought an adult carries
    out her responsibility!
[12:42] ---
    Because! It's just because!
[12:44] ---
    Next up, we have Miss Nagi's close
    friend, Miss Isumi Saginomiya
[12:48] ---
    and she will be delivering
    a congratulatory address.
[12:56] ---
    Um...
[12:59] ---
    Miss Isumi became lost on her way over here,
[13:02] ---
    but she was apparently taken
    into safe custody earlier
[13:04] ---
    at a souvenir shop on the shore of Lake Mashu,
    so that will have to wait until another day.
[13:08] ---
    Same old Isumi.
[13:10] ---
    I wonder how she managed to
    get off the main island...
[13:13] ---
    Next, Miss Nagi's cousin, Miss Sakuya
    Aizawa has sent a congratulatory gift.
[13:20] ---
    Unveil it!
[13:25] ---
    The title is "Soaring"!
SIGN    Soaring
[13:30] ---
    What about it is soaring?
[13:32] ---
    Maybe it's the size or something?
[13:33] ---
    Still, this is a rare party
    to celebrate your acceptance.
[13:38] ---
    It's too bad that both Isumi
    and Sakuya couldn't make it.
[13:41] ---
    It's all right.
[13:42] ---
    Miss Katsura and Hinagiku are here.
    That's more than enough for me.
[13:46] ---
    What?
[13:47] ---
    Come to think of it, why are
    you here, too, Hinagiku?
[13:50] ---
    Th-Th-That's because...
[13:54] ---
    Come here a sec.
[13:56] ---
    What is it?
[13:56] ---
    Just come here.
[13:58] ---
    What? Not accepted?!
[14:00] ---
    Shh! Keep your voice down!
[14:02] ---
    Impossible! Surely, of all people,
     Hayate couldn't have...
[14:05] ---
    It's the truth, so there's no helping it.
[14:07] ---
    I want to let him know somehow, but...
[14:10] ---
    There's no way!
[14:11] ---
    How could we tell him that he didn't
    get accepted after all this?!
[14:15] ---
    Or rather, why did you guys
    decide that he'd been accepted,
[14:17] ---
    even when you hadn't received any word?!
[14:19] ---
    Can't you use your influence
    as student body president?!
[14:22] ---
    If you're going to go there, what about
    the Sanzenin family's influence?!
[14:24] ---
    Now, our festivities are
    in full swing, but...
[14:27] ---
    What exactly is this "full swing"
    from "festivities in full swing"?
[14:30] ---
    Could it be a kind of lassoing?
[14:32] ---
    So anyway, Hayate Ayasaki will now
    offer a speech of thanks for today.
[14:38] ---
    Uh, um...
[14:40] ---
    So many of you have come to celebrate
    tonight for little old me.
[14:46] ---
    Thank you very much.
[14:48] ---
    I never imagined that I might
    get to go back to school...
[14:51] ---
    It's really like a dream come true,
[14:53] ---
    because I'd given up on it.
[14:55] ---
    That I could never go back to high school.
[14:59] ---
    To laugh and fool around with
    my classmates at school...
[15:03] ---
    Those days were ordinary, and yet,
    so dazzling and precious to me.
[15:07] SIGN
    Culture Fest
[15:09] ---
    I thought that no matter
    how much I wished it,
[15:12] ---
    those experiences would never
    be mine to have again.
[15:14] ---
    But now, Miss Nagi has made
    this wish of mine come true.
[15:19] ---
    I am truly fortunate.
[15:22] ---
    To have the pleasure of serving
    such a kind mistress,
[15:25] ---
    I am the luckiest butler in the world.
[15:27] ---
    Hayate...
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    Th-Thank you so very much.
[15:35] ---
    Ayasaki.
[15:37] ---
    Listen to me, Ayasaki.
[15:39] ---
    Yes, what is it?
[15:40] ---
    Oh, Sis...
[15:42] ---
    The truth is, I have some very
    disappointing news for you.
[15:47] ---
    Disappointing news...?
[15:50] ---
    Yes.
[15:51] ---
    Will she... Will she finally tell him?!
[15:55] ---
    The truth is...
[15:56] ---
    I know.
[15:57] ---
    What?!
[15:58] ---
    Hayate?
[16:02] ---
    You're going to be my
    homeroom teacher, right?
[16:05] ---
    Huh?
[16:06] ---
    Well, certainly, with you
    as my homeroom teacher,
[16:08] ---
    I imagine I have a pretty tough
    school life ahead of me.
[16:11] ---
    I feel like I might get beaten down
    both physically and mentally,
[16:14] ---
    and I'm slightly apprehensive,
[16:16] ---
    but it'll be all right!
[16:17] ---
    I think that will turn out
    to be fun in its own way!
[16:22] ---
    Yes, that sounds like fun!
[16:28] ---
    How long do you plan to
    keep fooling around?!
[16:30] ---
    Whose fault do you think this is?!
[16:32] ---
    B-But...
[16:33] ---
    ...when I look into those innocent eyes,
[16:35] ---
    I just can't bring myself to say it!
    Or rather...
[16:37] ---
    Hey, damn you! Get a clue already!
    Or rather...
[16:40] ---
    That's right!
[16:41] ---
    I'm agonizing so much over here
    and he's smiling like a fool!
[16:45] ---
    Argh! I'm suddenly feeling
    this surge of anger in me!
[16:47] ---
    Sis?!
[16:48] ---
    I've made up my mind!
[16:50] ---
    I'm taking the truth about his
    non-acceptance to my grave!
[16:53] ---
    What?!
[16:54] ---
    That academy is fricking huge!
[16:55] ---
    They'll never notice one fake student!
[16:59] ---
    There is nothing that scares Yukiji Katsura!
[17:02] ---
    What kind of nonsense are you spouting?!
[17:04] ---
    It is not nonsense!
[17:05] ---
    Nonsensers are gonna catch Hellers!
[17:07] ---
    Um, what is this merry conversation about?
[17:11] ---
    O-Oh, it's nothing.
[17:13] ---
    I-It's no big deal.
[17:15] ---
    That was too bad, Hayata.
[17:19] ---
    Y-You three!
[17:21] ---
    What are you doing here?
[17:22] ---
    When we went to visit Katsy's room,
    we found this on her desk.
SIGN    Not Accepted
[17:29] ---
    We figured Hayata would be
    feeling quite despondent,
[17:31] ---
    so we came to cheer him up!
[17:34] ---
    It was really too bad, Hayata.
[17:36] ---
    Surely, you must think there
    is only darkness ahead of you,
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    that no good will come
    of living out your life.
[17:42] ---
    However, mistakes made in your youth
    will prove valuable in the future!
[17:45] ---
    No matter how much you get
    stomped into the ground,
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    rise up again like a weed,
    like Princess Sara!
[17:50] ---
    Cheer up, Hayata!
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    One shot of fight to you!
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    See you, Hayata!
[18:03] ---
    Um...
[18:05] ---
    Um, I haven't quite grasped
    the situation yet, but...
SIGN    Not Accepted
[18:10] ---
    So, the upshot of it was that I
    was not accepted... Is that it?
[18:17] ---
    Yeah.
[18:19] ---
    I...
[18:21] ---
    I see.
[18:23] ---
    I'm sorry!
[18:24] ---
    It's all my fault!
[18:27] ---
    So roast me or boil me, do
    whatever you want with me!
[18:29] ---
    Or rather, just kill me!
[18:32] ---
    Oh... Huh?
[18:33] ---
    He's gone.
[18:35] ---
    Hayate?!
[18:37] ---
    Hayate!
[18:39] ---
    Where did he go?
[18:57] ---
    If you stay out here for too long,
    you're going to catch a cold.
[19:08] ---
    Nagi and Miss Katsura and the
    others are worried, too.
[19:13] ---
    I have done a terrible
    disservice to the Miss.
[19:17] ---
    What?
[19:18] ---
    And to Miss Katsura and Hinagiku, too...
[19:21] ---
    To all the people who
    celebrated with me today...
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    Hayate?
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    It was my fault for getting really
    happy and getting my hopes up!
[19:32] ---
    It's stupid, isn't it?
[19:33] ---
    Before I came to this great mansion,
[19:35] ---
    I knew I shouldn't have
    any hopes for the future.
[19:38] ---
    Because that way,
    I wouldn't have to suffer...
[19:40] ---
    I thought I'd learned that lesson...
[19:42] ---
    But as I allowed myself to be spoiled
[19:45] ---
    by the Miss's kindness and
    yours and everyone else's...
[19:47] ---
    ...I had begun to forget that
    most basic of lessons...
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    It's better to be empty, because
    you have nothing to lose.
[19:55] ---
    So...
[19:56] ---
    So...
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    Do you think such an empty person
    is qualified to be Nagi's butler?
[20:04] ---
    Th-That is...
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    No, of course, I'm aware that
    I've been a burden in many ways.
[20:11] ---
    But I plan to pull myself
    together more than ever
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    and do my best from now on.
[20:15] ---
    Do your best?
[20:19] ---
    What?
[20:21] ---
    Oh? But the look on your face says you can't
    possibly do your best all on your own.
[20:25] ---
    M-Maria?
[20:29] ---
    So...
SIGN    Student ID
[20:32] ---
    Please go here and study hard.
[20:38] ---
    What?!
[20:39] ---
    Th-This is from Hakuou Academy...
[20:41] ---
    My student ID?!
[20:43] ---
    Yes!
[20:44] ---
    I submitted a recommendation for you,
[20:46] ---
    and with that added,
    I had them deem that you passed.
[20:51] ---
    Because an empty person
    who has nothing to lose
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    does not have the qualifications
    to be her butler.
[20:58] ---
    Maria...
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    Hayate, I think there will come a day
[21:05] ---
    when you will truly be required to
    use your abilities to protect her.
[21:10] ---
    So, please become Nagi's first-rate butler.
[21:16] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[21:17] ---
    I'll go to Hakuou and I'll become
    a first-rate butler, without fail!
[21:23] ---
    Yes!
[21:24] ---
    All right!
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    I'm going to work hard!
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    I'll become a first-rate butler,
    for Maria's sake, too!
[21:32] ---
    It isn't for my sake, though...
[21:36] ---
    Or rather...
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    I can't believe how boldly
    I behaved towards Hayate!
[21:41] ---
    And that was the story of how Maria
    became embarrassed way too late.
[21:45] ---
    If you're going to get embarrassed,
    don't do it in the first place!
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    Next time, he'll fight the
    expectations of high school girls!
[21:55] ---
    Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:55] ---
    A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
[22:00] ---
    Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:00] ---
    My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:05] ---
    Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:05] ---
    I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
[22:08] ---
    Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:08] ---
    That's not so bad, so I go together
[22:13] ---
    Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:13] ---
    Weather forecasts don't exist
[22:16] ---
    Zenbu kibun-shidai
[22:16] ---
    It's all mood-dependent
[22:19] ---
    Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:19] ---
    There's nothing to worry about
[22:21] ---
    Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:21] ---
    Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:24] ---
    Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:24] ---
    On the shoe that I kick up
[22:26] ---
    "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:26] ---
    "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:29] ---
    Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:29] ---
    And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
[22:31] ---
    Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:31] ---
    One more time, a do-over!
[22:34] ---
    Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:34] ---
    I'll try betting once in a while
[22:39] ---
    Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:39] ---
    Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
    Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
    Running through gallantly, to fly
[22:47] ---
    Harema ga mieru The Sky
[22:47] ---
    I can see a break in the weather, the sky
[22:49] ---
    Shinjiteta yo
[22:49] ---
    I had faith
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    Soshite Make My Way
[22:52] ---
    And then, I make my way
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    Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:54] ---
    With the hand you quietly reach out
[22:57] ---
    Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:57] ---
    I can become invincible, so I go together
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    Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:03] ---
    Stars so beautiful, it'll
    be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
[23:28] ---
    ...Butler Report!
SIGN    Butler Report
[23:30] ---
    Good morn-even-noon! I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
[23:32] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
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    I don't really get it,
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    but you'll be able to go to
    school, after all, right?
[23:37] ---
    Yes, thank you very much.
[23:39] ---
    I hope to study hard in order to
    acquit myself well as your butler.
[23:43] ---
    R-Really?
[23:44] ---
    I guess you're seriously thinking
    about your future with me, too.
[23:48] ---
    What is the matter, Miss?
[23:50] ---
    Oh, it's nothing.
[23:51] ---
    I was just meditating a little.
    It's Aura Power!
[23:54] ---
    Bye!
[23:56] SIGN
    Preview
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    I was in high spirits,
    just by getting accepted,
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    but I transferred with borderline grades.
    Will I really be able to cut it?
SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate
    the Combat Butler" is...
[24:02] ---
    Knowing you, you'll be fine.
[24:04] ---
    In battle, you must always be
    reading two or three moves ahead.
[24:07] ---
    Waking up early can certainly pay off.
    You get to meet interesting people.
[24:10] ---
    If I make the jab that he's the most
    interesting person here, would I lose?
[24:13] ---
    Probably.
[24:14] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:16] ---
    "Samurai, the Way of the
    Warrior, Van Damme in Action".
[24:18] ---
    Himuro, is that enough with the flowers?
[24:19] SIGN
    Samurai, the Way of the Warrior,
    Van Damme in Action
[24:19] ---
    Thank you, Little Master Taiga.
[24:21] ---
    The things Ayasaki does are dangerous,
    so never try them at home.