17 - Under the Cherry Tree

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[01:30] narr
    Nagi prayed that aliens would give her a stunning figure...
[01:34] narr
    that would make even Hayate stop dead in his tracks.
[01:37] narr
    And then...
[01:43] narr
    this thing showed up.
[01:50] nag
    Hey, who the hell are you?
[01:54] nag
    Where did you come from?
SIGN    Under the Cherry Tree
[02:10] hay
    Ojou-sama, what's wrong?! Ojou-sama!
[02:13] nag
    Hayate? It's...
[02:18] hay
    Ojou-sama, what's wrong?! I'm coming in!
[02:21] nag
    No, it's nothing. Don't come in!
[02:24] nag
    It's fine. Just leave me alone.
[02:27] hay
    Really? O-Okay then.
[02:38] may
    Th-Thank you.
[02:41] may
    It's best if I'm not seen by primitive lifeforms.
[02:48] nag
    So, you're really an alien?
[02:52] may
    But I've lost my spaceship.
[03:08] hin
    First things first: I have to find her and talk to her.
[03:10] ---
    That's right. Find her and talk to her...
[03:14] mar
    So basically it's betrayal.
[03:18] hin
    A-Anyway, all I have to do is find her and talk to her.
[03:22] hin
    Find her and talk... talk... talk...
[03:30] hin
    I'm getting boiled alive! I have to get out.
[03:42] nag
    Then, I'll help you find your spaceship.
[03:46] may
    Really?
[03:48] nag
    Yes, of course.
[03:50] nag
    If I find her spaceship,
[03:52] nag
    I'll be able to get my hands on some alien tech that'll help me grow.
[03:56] nag
    Then, even Hayate will finally be blown away...
[03:59] ---
    by my hot bod.
[04:01] may
    Let's go straightaway!
[04:08] nis
    I really didn't think I'd see you in a place like this, Hina-san.
[04:13] hin
    R-Really?
[04:15] hin
    I know I decided I had to find her and talk to her,
[04:19] ---
    but I didn't think we'd get to this point so fast.
[04:22] hin
    I haven't readied myself yet...
[04:24] hin
    No. I can't make excuses like that.
[04:26] ---
    Now we've bumped into each other, I have to tell her what's going on.
[04:30] hin
    Wh-What?
[04:31] nis
    I was just admiring your beautiful skin.
[04:35] nis
    Wow, your hair's really pretty too. How do you keep it looking so healthy?
[04:39] hin
    I don't do much to it, to be honest...
[04:42] nis
    I'm so jealous.
[04:45] hin
    Dwelling on it won't achieve anything!
[04:48] hin
    I just have to go at it and...
[04:50] hin
    You know...
[04:51] nis
    I'm gonna go off and scrub down so I can get my skin as soft as yours.
[04:56] nis
    Hina-san, you can stay here and warm up a bit.
[04:59] hin
    Sounds good.
[05:01] hin
    I'm so stupid!
[05:06] hin
    I have to tell her....
[05:08] ---
    that I've fallen in love with Hayate-kun even though I assured her...
[05:11] hin
    that I was rooting for her.
[05:13] ---
    I have... to tell... her...
[05:22] nis
    Eeks! Hina-san!
[05:27] nag
    Anyway, how did you get separated from your spaceship?
[05:30] may
    Well, I came to this planet on my own to inspect the hot springs...
[05:33] may
    which I do every fifty thousand years or so.
[05:37] nag
    Sounds like a pretty boring inspection...
[05:39] com
    Prepare for landing.
[05:41] may
    But I overworked myself and...
SIGN    Emergency Escape
[05:43] button
    Danger! Do Not Touch
[05:50] may
    After that, I circled the Earth lots of times...
[05:54] may
    until I finally ended up here,
[05:56] ---
    where I thought the spaceship might have landed.
[05:58] nag
    So, the weird effects they've been seeing in the hot springs are...
[06:01] may
    Probably all my spaceship's fault.
[06:03] may
    But I wonder why my spaceship wasn't where it had landed.
[06:08] nag
    I have an idea.
[06:16] nis
    Oh, are you awake now?
[06:18] hin
    Where are we?
[06:20] nis
    In the changing rooms. You passed out.
[06:24] hin
    I did? Thanks for helping me.
[06:28] nis
    Huh? Oh, it was nothing.
[06:32] nis
    But your skin really is smooth.
[06:37] nis
    When I was wiping you down with a towel, I even got a little turned on.
[06:42] nis
    Your body was so soft and smooth.
[06:49] hin
    Now I can't get married...
[06:53] nis
    You're so melodramatic.
[06:55] nis
    In that case, how about I marry you?
[06:57] hin
    Idiot.
[06:59] hin
    Anyway, what about Hayate-kun?
[07:02] nis
    Oh yeah... I guess I'll have to try my hand at bigamy.
[07:05] hin
    Oh boy.
[07:08] hin
    I can't lie to this girl. I don't want to. So...
[07:15] hin
    You know, Nishizawa-san...
[07:19] nis
    I thought you said you were going to call me Ayumu.
[07:25] hin
    I was caught off-guard... just for a moment, my heart fluttered... over a girl.
[07:30] nis
    Huh? Something wrong? Hina-san? Hello?
[07:33] hin
    That's why I have to make myself crystal clear!
[07:35] hin
    Listen up, Ayumu! I have something important to tell you!
[07:38] nis
    What's that? Something important?
[07:40] hin
    Yes. To tell you the truth...
[07:42] nis
    Um, is this really the time and place for it?
SIGN    Saginomiya Hot Springs (Here)
[07:51] may
    There it is!
[07:53] may
    This is it! My spaceship!
[07:55] nag
    I knew it.
[07:56] ---
    The Saginomiyas are the only ones brainless enough to do something like this.
[08:00] nag
    Now I'll also have an adult body, thanks to Pipilma technology.
[08:06] nag
    Hm?
[08:09] nag
    Hayate?
[08:14] nag
    Why is he going to Isumi's at this hour?
[08:17] nag
    I-Is he cheating on me?!
[08:19] nag
    No. Hayate's meant to be crazy about me. There's no way that'd happen.
[08:25] narr
    Absolutely no reaction when he saw her completely naked.
[08:31] may
    Then, I'm going to hop aboard my spacesh-
[08:36] nag
    Your spaceship can wait. Come with me.
[08:48] isu
    I see.
[08:50] isu
    You came all the way here because you promised my great-grandmother...
[08:52] ---
    that you'd give me some of your blood so that I can regain my powers.
[08:56] isu
    But, you don't have to worry about me.
[08:58] isu
    My powers will return soon enough. Please return to Nagi.
[09:03] hay
    But Isumi-san...
[09:04] isu
    Please go back.
[09:08] hay
    But, I wonder why you lost your powers in the first place...
[09:12] ---
    There must be a reason, right?
[09:17] hay
    Huh? Did I just step on a land mine?
[09:20] isu
    Eight years ago, in January, I met my first friend.
[09:26] isu
    She was the daughter of a woman my mother loved like a sister,
[09:31] isu
    and I met her at a party they threw to celebrate her mother getting released from hospital.
[09:36] isu
    She was very cute with a smile as radiant as the sun.
[09:40] hay
    Phew, I was wrong about the land mine. Good.
[09:46] isu
    But, in March of that same year, she stopped smiling.
[09:50] hay
    Oh, it was a land mine after all.
[09:53] isu
    I wanted to bring a smile back to her face.
[09:58] isu
    But, because I lacked skill,
[10:01] ---
    I failed and ended up scarring her heart instead.
[10:09] isu
    That's why this is a problem I've brought upon myself.
[10:12] ---
    Hayate-sama, please go home now.
[10:14] hay
    That story was too abstract to figure out what was going on, but anyway...
[10:19] hay
    Great-grandmother, I can't do this!
[10:22] ---
    It's not something I can get into!
[10:24] hay
    I understand. Well, I'll be off then...
[10:28] gin
    Don't just give up, you moron!
[10:33] gin
    How do you expect to get anything if you give up that easily? Imbecile!
[10:38] gin
    Here, Isumi! Drink this guy's blood! Quickly now!
[10:40] isu
    Great-grandmother! What we need to do quickly is stop the bleeding.
[10:43] isu
    Did you really think doing something like this would make me happy?
[10:50] gin
    Isumi, you blow!
[10:53] isu
    I'm sorry, Hayate-sama.
[10:55] ---
    I'm gonna get something to stop the bleeding right away.
[11:03] tor
    We're finally alone.
[11:07] hay
    You're the pervert from the Hina Doll Festival Festival!
[11:12] tor
    I'll take care of you till morning.
[11:13] hay
    Let go of me already!
[11:16] nag
    That's Hayate's voice!
[11:19] nag
    Hey, Hayate!
[11:20] nag
    What are you...
[11:22] tor
    You really have no manners.
[11:25] tor
    How could you interrupt this beautiful display...
[11:27] ---
    of two lovers expressing their love?
[11:29] hay
    I'm not your lover!
[11:30] nag
    Hayate, I can't believe you're on a date with a guy.
[11:34] hay
    I just told you that's not it!
[11:36] nag
    So, that's why you didn't even react when you saw me naked.
[11:41] hay
    What do you mean by that?
[11:43] hay
    The reason I didn't react when I saw you naked is a normal reaction...
[11:47] hay
    because you're still a little kid.
[11:51] hay
    What? Ojou-sama?
[11:53] nagi
    Who are you calling a little kid?!
[11:55] nagi
    Bonehead!
[11:58] hay
    Ojou-sama!
[12:02] may
    Um, I'd like to go home soon...
[12:04] nag
    I'm going off into space too! Take me with you!
[12:08] maya
    No! I'll get in trouble!
[12:10] nag
    Just fly!
[12:11] may
    No! If I do that...
[12:15] gin
    Don't touch my toy!
[12:17] nag
    Maya!
[12:18] gin
    I found that thing! I won't let anyone else have it!
[12:32] may
    What? Why?!
[12:34] hay
    It's flying?!
[12:36] may
    This is bad! Really bad!
[12:38] may
    Nagi, jump off! Quick!
[12:40] ---
    If the sub-light speed drive engages,
[12:43] may
    you... you'll never be able to come back to earth!
[12:46] nag
    Wait, that...
[12:48] nag
    Hey, wait! Hey!
[12:51] nag
    That's not good! No! I'll never come back?!
[12:56] nag
    Hayate!
[13:00] may
    What should I do? Even with my wings, I won't be able to catch them.
[13:04] hay
    Hey, you!
[13:05] hay
    Is what you said true?
[13:07] may
    Yes. At this rate, Nagi will never come back.
[13:13] hay
    Ojou-sama!
[13:15] hay
    I won't let that happen!
[13:17] ---
    Isn't there something we can do?!
[13:20] hay
    Something we can do to save her?!
[13:21] may
    I don't...
[13:23] hay
    I'll do anything, no matter how dangerous! I'll gladly surrender my life to save her!
[13:27] hay
    She's important to me! She's someone I can't afford to lose!
[13:31] hay
    So... so...
[13:34] isu
    Hayate-sama.
[13:48] isu
    Hayate-sama, you're Nagi's hero,
[13:51] ---
    so I'm going to send you to her.
[13:57] isu
    Please save her.
[14:01] haya
    Isumi-san...
[14:03] isu
    It might hurt just a little, though.
[14:05] guy
    I'm Gibson Jr.
SIGN    Warp Anywhere Bat
[14:08] guy
    Hey, I'll send you anywhere you want.
[14:11] hay
    I was expecting to be teleported or something...
[14:20] nag
    Please! Please stop!
[14:24] nag
    We can't be separated like this.
[14:26] ---
    Not after we just had a fight!
[14:29] nag
    That's how me and my mother parted... isn't that enough?
[14:35] nag
    So...
[14:37] nag
    Hayate!
[14:41] hay
    What is it, Ojou-sama?
[14:49] nag
    H-Hayate?
[14:52] hay
    Yes, Ojou-sama.
[14:55] nag
    H-Haya-
[15:00] nag
    Huh? What's wrong? Hayate?!
[15:03] hay
    I'm so relieved. I was afraid I wouldn't be able see you anymore.
[15:08] nag
    Ouch. Okay, okay, I get it. Hayate, you're squeezing me too tightly!
[15:13] nag
    You... Where do you think you're touching me?!
[15:17] nag
    You idiot, this isn't the time for this! We have to stop this spaceship!
[15:22] hay
    Ah, you're right.
[15:24] nag
    Let's find the control room.
[15:26] hay
    Yes, once we're there, we should find out why this thing took off.
[15:32] yuk
    I'm flying!
[15:34] hay
    Sensei, what are you doing?!
[15:36] hay
    Why are you here?!
[15:38] yuk
    What? Well,
[15:40] ---
    I was jealous of Hina going on vacation to the Shimoda hot springs...
[15:42] yuk
    all by herself.
[15:44] yuk
    So that's why I thought I'd hold my remedial classes here.
[15:48] hay
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[15:49] mik
    By the way, where's Yukiji gone?
[15:51] mik
    I thought she was going to hold remedial classes in the spa.
[15:55] izu
    She hopped into that UFO we found earlier.
[15:58] ---
    She was going on about flying it or something.
[16:01] ris
    So, she came all the way here to get better at being retarded.
[16:05] nag
    Hayate, how do you stop this thing?!
[16:08] hay
    I haven't a clue either.
[16:10] may
    Leave the rest to me.
[16:11] nag
    Maya!
[16:12] hay
    You're that... Wait, how did you get here?!
[16:16] hay
    Ah, I think I know.
[16:19] may
    Yes. I'm crying on the inside.
[16:21] may
    But I'm glad you're safe. Now, I can return in peace.
[16:28] may
    Thank you.
[16:34] hay
    I felt like I just heard a voice.
[16:41] hay
    Huh? Where am I?
[16:44] yuka
    You really will go anywhere when you're called.
[16:49] hay
    It felt like an unknown voice just whispered to me.
[16:53] yuka
    Even though she's stubborn and selfish...
[16:56] ---
    even though she gets lonely and she's a crybaby...
[16:59] yuka
    I can only watch over her now.
[17:05] yuka
    Please take care of Nagi.
[17:11] hay
    It felt like a grown-up version of Ojou-sama just smiled at me in my dream.
[17:16] hay
    Ojou-sama?!
[17:24] hay
    Huh? Why are we here?
[17:39] hay
    Y-Yukariko Sanzenin?
[17:47] nag
    This is my mother's grave.
[17:50] nag
    Today's the anniversary of her death.
[17:52] hay
    So, you didn't come to Shimoda to improve your figure after all?
[17:56] nag
    That's what I've been telling you from the beginning!
[17:58] hay
    But, why is her grave in Shimoda?
[18:01] nag
    Apparently my mother and father had their honeymoon at the hot springs on Izu,
[18:04] nag
    so those two had lots of memories of this place.
[18:07] hay
    Why is a billionaire going on a honeymoon that sounds like a throwback from the Showa era?
[18:11] nag
    My father had already passed on when I was old enough to realize,
[18:15] nag
    so my mother was my whole world.
[18:18] ---
    She promised me that...
[18:20] ---
    once she had recovered, we'd come to this place of memories one day and look at the stars.
[18:24] nag
    They released her from the hospital once,
[18:26] ---
    but soon after, her condition worsened...
[18:28] nag
    and we fought because we couldn't come here together.
[18:31] ---
    I just laid into her...
[18:34] nag
    My mother looked apologetic,
[18:37] ---
    but I didn't think she'd die right away.
[18:43] nag
    I wish we could have made up.
[18:48] haya
    Um, Ojou-sama...
[18:50] sak
    Too gloomy!
[18:52] nag
    What the hell are you doing?!
[18:54] ---
    I was having a somber moment just then!
[18:57] sak
    Are you stupid?!
[18:58] ---
    If you're sad like that on a beautiful day like this,
[19:00] sak
    the sun will have no reason to rise!
[19:02] nag
    Who cares about the freaking sun?!
[19:04] mari
    Jeez, you two! I was worried about you.
[19:07] hay
    Maria-san, Nishizawa-san and Hinagiku-san.
[19:11] ---
    Why are you all here?
[19:12] hin
    Isn't that obvious? We were asked to come and pick you up from here.
[19:18] nis
    Huh? Who asked us to come here?
[19:21] hin
    Huh?
[19:22] mari
    Now you mention it...
[19:23] mik
    Oh well, it doesn't matter!
[19:25] ris
    Everyone has congregated and we're standing under cherry trees!
[19:28] izu
    There's no other option - we must have a cherry blossom viewing party!
[19:30] tor
    Hey, we're ready to get this party started! Get over here!
[19:34] hat
    But, before that...
[19:36] ---
    we should all place flowers on Yukariko's grave.
[19:45] hay
    Everyone's really in the mood for this party.
[19:49] nag
    That's fine. She enjoyed lively events.
[19:53] nag
    Besides, she probably wanted...
[19:58] ---
    to meet the friends I have now.
[20:05] hay
    Ojou-sama, do you want to see your mother again?
[20:10] nag
    I have all the money I could ever wish for,
[20:13] nag
    and I'd imagine there aren't many things I can't buy.
[20:17] nag
    But I already know that my mother will never return,
[20:20] ---
    no matter how much money I have.
[20:24] nag
    Though, I think there might be someone out there that doesn't know that.
[20:32] hay
    By the way, I wonder where that alien went.
[20:38] sak
    Isumi-san, what's that paper?
[20:40] isu
    This? It's something Nagi drew a long time ago.
SIGN    Spaceship
SIGN    Crew
[20:44] sak
    It's just as bad as all the others. Is that sci-fi?
[20:48] nag
    I'm sure Maya made it safely to my mother's star.
[20:55] nag
    Mother, eight years after you passed away, I've found someone I love.
[21:02] nag
    We fight a lot, but we still manage to enjoy life somehow.
[21:07] nag
    It looks like I won't be coming to you for a while, so please...
[21:11] nag
    become a star, become the sky, and watch over me.
[21:14] nag
    From now until the end of time.
[21:19] nar
    And this person...
[21:21] yuk
    What? Why am I here?
[21:25] nag
    Hey, Hayate.
[21:28] nag
    Maria's calling you.
[21:31] nag
    She said something about heading back to Tokyo soon.
[21:36] hay
    It's about Nagi Ojou-sama.
[21:38] hay
    She regrets that she couldn't apologize to you.
[21:43] hay
    So, if it's possible, could you visit her in her dreams just once?
[21:51] hay
    I will protect her for the rest of my life,
[21:54] hay
    so I want her wishes to come true as much as possible.
[21:59] hay
    But it's not like I'm pampering her. I just want her to keep smiling.
[22:08] nag
    You shouldn't ask dead people for impossible things.
[22:11] hay
    Ojou-sama!
[22:12] nag
    If you keep that up, she won't stop at aliens next time.
[22:20] nag
    Mother, I haven't had chance to introduce him. This is Hayate Ayasaki.
[22:25] nag
    He's my new butler.
[24:05] hay
    A lot has happened, so I'm really glad we made it back safely.
[24:09] nag
    You said it.
[24:10] nag
    So, about White Day... it's coming up soon...
[24:12] hay
    Oh yeah, Valentine's Day was a month ago, wasn't it?
[24:15] nag
    If you give me three times what I gave you, that'll be fine for me.
[24:17] hay
    I thought I gave you chocolates...
[24:19] nag
    That's not the point!
[24:21] nag
    When I say three times, I mean it. You got that?!
[24:24] hay
    If you multiply zero by three, it's still zero.
[24:26] nag
    Don't blind me with logic!
[24:28] nag
    The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Those Who Don't Give Up on White Day.
[24:31] hay
    Oh, I have to give something to Nishizawa-san as well!