# 17 - Under the Cherry Tree

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**[01:30] narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi prayed that aliens would give her a stunning figure...<br>**[01:34] narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that would make even Hayate stop dead in his tracks.<br>**[01:37] narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then...<br>**[01:43] narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this *thing* showed up.<br>**[01:50] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, who the hell are you?<br>**[01:54] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did you come from?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Under the Cherry Tree
<br>**[02:10] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ojou-sama, what's wrong?! Ojou-sama!<br>**[02:13] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate? It's...<br>**[02:18] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ojou-sama, what's wrong?! I'm coming in!<br>**[02:21] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's nothing. Don't come in!<br>**[02:24] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's fine. Just leave me alone.<br>**[02:27] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really? O-Okay then.<br>**[02:38] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-Thank you.<br>**[02:41] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's best if I'm not seen by primitive lifeforms.<br>**[02:48] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, you're really an alien?<br>**[02:52] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I've lost my spaceship.<br>**[03:08] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First things first: I have to find her and talk to her.<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. Find her and talk to her...<br>**[03:14] mar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So basically it's betrayal.<br>**[03:18] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-Anyway, all I have to do is find her and talk to her.<br>**[03:22] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Find her and talk... talk... talk...<br>**[03:30] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm getting boiled alive! I have to get out.<br>**[03:42] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, I'll help you find your spaceship.<br>**[03:46] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?<br>**[03:48] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, of course.<br>**[03:50] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I find her spaceship,<br>**[03:52] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be able to get my hands on some alien tech that'll help me grow.<br>**[03:56] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, even Hayate will finally be blown away...<br>**[03:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by my hot bod.<br>**[04:01] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go straightaway!<br>**[04:08] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really didn't think I'd see you in a place like this, Hina-san.<br>**[04:13] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;R-Really?<br>**[04:15] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know I decided I had to find her and talk to her,<br>**[04:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I didn't think we'd get to this point so fast.<br>**[04:22] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I haven't readied myself yet...<br>**[04:24] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. I can't make excuses like that.<br>**[04:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now we've bumped into each other, I have to tell her what's going on.<br>**[04:30] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What?<br>**[04:31] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was just admiring your beautiful skin.<br>**[04:35] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, your hair's really pretty too. How do you keep it looking so healthy?<br>**[04:39] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't do much to it, to be honest...<br>**[04:42] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm *so* jealous.<br>**[04:45] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dwelling on it won't achieve anything!<br>**[04:48] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just have to go at it and...<br>**[04:50] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know...<br>**[04:51] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna go off and scrub down so I can get my skin as soft as yours.<br>**[04:56] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hina-san, you can stay here and warm up a bit.<br>**[04:59] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sounds good.<br>**[05:01] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so stupid!<br>**[05:06] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to tell her....<br>**[05:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I've fallen in love with Hayate-kun even though I assured her...<br>**[05:11] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I was rooting for her.<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have... to tell... her...<br>**[05:22] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eeks! Hina-san!<br>**[05:27] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, how did you get separated from your spaceship?<br>**[05:30] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I came to this planet on my own to inspect the hot springs...<br>**[05:33] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which I do every fifty thousand years or so.<br>**[05:37] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sounds like a pretty boring inspection...<br>**[05:39] com**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prepare for landing.<br>**[05:41] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I overworked myself and...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Emergency Escape
<br>**[05:43] button**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Danger! Do Not Touch<br>**[05:50] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After that, I circled the Earth lots of times...<br>**[05:54] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until I finally ended up here,<br>**[05:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where I thought the spaceship might have landed.<br>**[05:58] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, the weird effects they've been seeing in the hot springs are...<br>**[06:01] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Probably all my spaceship's fault.<br>**[06:03] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I wonder why my spaceship wasn't where it had landed.<br>**[06:08] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have an idea.<br>**[06:16] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, are you awake now?<br>**[06:18] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are we?<br>**[06:20] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the changing rooms. You passed out.<br>**[06:24] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did? Thanks for helping me.<br>**[06:28] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Oh, it was nothing.<br>**[06:32] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But your skin really is smooth.<br>**[06:37] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I was wiping you down with a towel, I even got a little turned on.<br>**[06:42] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your body was so soft and smooth.<br>**[06:49] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now I can't get married...<br>**[06:53] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're so melodramatic.<br>**[06:55] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, how about I marry you?<br>**[06:57] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Idiot.<br>**[06:59] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, what about Hayate-kun?<br>**[07:02] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh yeah... I guess I'll have to try my hand at bigamy.<br>**[07:05] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh boy.<br>**[07:08] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't lie to this girl. I don't want to. So...<br>**[07:15] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, Nishizawa-san...<br>**[07:19] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought you said you were going to call me Ayumu.<br>**[07:25] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was caught off-guard... just for a moment, my heart fluttered... over a girl.<br>**[07:30] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Something wrong? Hina-san? Hello?<br>**[07:33] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I have to make myself crystal clear!<br>**[07:35] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen up, Ayumu! I have something important to tell you!<br>**[07:38] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that? Something important?<br>**[07:40] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. To tell you the truth...<br>**[07:42] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, is this really the time and place for it?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saginomiya Hot Springs (Here)
<br>**[07:51] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There it is!<br>**[07:53] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is it! My spaceship!<br>**[07:55] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew it.<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Saginomiyas are the only ones brainless enough to do something like this.<br>**[08:00] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now I'll also have an adult body, thanks to Pipilma technology.<br>**[08:06] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm?<br>**[08:09] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate?<br>**[08:14] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is he going to Isumi's at this hour?<br>**[08:17] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-Is he cheating on me?!<br>**[08:19] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. Hayate's meant to be crazy about me. There's no way that'd happen.<br>**[08:25] narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Absolutely no reaction when he saw her completely naked.<br>**[08:31] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, I'm going to hop aboard my spacesh-<br>**[08:36] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your spaceship can wait. Come with me.<br>**[08:48] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[08:50] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You came all the way here because you promised my great-grandmother...<br>**[08:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you'd give me some of your blood so that I can regain my powers.<br>**[08:56] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, you don't have to worry about me.<br>**[08:58] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My powers will return soon enough. Please return to Nagi.<br>**[09:03] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Isumi-san...<br>**[09:04] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please go back.<br>**[09:08] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, I wonder why you lost your powers in the first place...<br>**[09:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There must be a reason, right?<br>**[09:17] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Did I just step on a land mine?<br>**[09:20] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eight years ago, in January, I met my first friend.<br>**[09:26] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She was the daughter of a woman my mother loved like a sister,<br>**[09:31] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I met her at a party they threw to celebrate her mother getting released from hospital.<br>**[09:36] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She was very cute with a smile as radiant as the sun.<br>**[09:40] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Phew, I was wrong about the land mine. Good.<br>**[09:46] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, in March of that same year, she stopped smiling.<br>**[09:50] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it was a land mine after all.<br>**[09:53] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanted to bring a smile back to her face.<br>**[09:58] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, because I lacked skill,<br>**[10:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I failed and ended up scarring her heart instead.<br>**[10:09] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why this is a problem I've brought upon myself.<br>**[10:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate-sama, please go home now.<br>**[10:14] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That story was too abstract to figure out what was going on, but anyway...<br>**[10:19] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great-grandmother, I can't do this!<br>**[10:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not something I can get into!<br>**[10:24] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I understand. Well, I'll be off then...<br>**[10:28] gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't just give up, you moron!<br>**[10:33] gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do you expect to get anything if you give up that easily? Imbecile!<br>**[10:38] gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here, Isumi! Drink this guy's blood! Quickly now!<br>**[10:40] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great-grandmother! What we need to do quickly is stop the bleeding.<br>**[10:43] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you really think doing something like this would make me happy?<br>**[10:50] gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isumi, you blow!<br>**[10:53] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry, Hayate-sama.<br>**[10:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna get something to stop the bleeding right away.<br>**[11:03] tor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're finally alone.<br>**[11:07] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the pervert from the Hina Doll Festival Festival!<br>**[11:12] tor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take care of you till morning.<br>**[11:13] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let go of me already!<br>**[11:16] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's Hayate's voice!<br>**[11:19] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Hayate!<br>**[11:20] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you...<br>**[11:22] tor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really have no manners.<br>**[11:25] tor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How could you interrupt this beautiful display...<br>**[11:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of two lovers expressing their love?<br>**[11:29] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not your lover!<br>**[11:30] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, I can't believe you're on a date with a guy.<br>**[11:34] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just told you that's not it!<br>**[11:36] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, that's why you didn't even react when you saw me naked.<br>**[11:41] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean by that?<br>**[11:43] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The reason I didn't react when I saw you naked is a normal reaction...<br>**[11:47] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because you're still a little kid.<br>**[11:51] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Ojou-sama?<br>**[11:53] nagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who are you calling a little kid?!<br>**[11:55] nagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bonehead!<br>**[11:58] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ojou-sama!<br>**[12:02] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, I'd like to go home soon...<br>**[12:04] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going off into space too! Take me with you!<br>**[12:08] maya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! I'll get in trouble!<br>**[12:10] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just fly!<br>**[12:11] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! If I do that...<br>**[12:15] gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't touch my toy!<br>**[12:17] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maya!<br>**[12:18] gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I found that thing! I won't let anyone else have it!<br>**[12:32] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Why?!<br>**[12:34] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's flying?!<br>**[12:36] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is bad! Really bad!<br>**[12:38] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi, jump off! Quick!<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If the sub-light speed drive engages,<br>**[12:43] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you... you'll never be able to come back to earth!<br>**[12:46] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, that...<br>**[12:48] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, wait! Hey!<br>**[12:51] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not good! No! I'll never come back?!<br>**[12:56] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[13:00] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should I do? Even with my wings, I won't be able to catch them.<br>**[13:04] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you!<br>**[13:05] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is what you said true?<br>**[13:07] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. At this rate, Nagi will never come back.<br>**[13:13] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ojou-sama!<br>**[13:15] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let that happen!<br>**[13:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't there something we can do?!<br>**[13:20] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something we can do to save her?!<br>**[13:21] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't...<br>**[13:23] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll do anything, no matter how dangerous! I'll gladly surrender my life to save her!<br>**[13:27] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's important to me! She's someone I can't afford to lose!<br>**[13:31] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So... so...<br>**[13:34] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate-sama.<br>**[13:48] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate-sama, you're Nagi's hero,<br>**[13:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I'm going to send you to her.<br>**[13:57] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please save her.<br>**[14:01] haya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isumi-san...<br>**[14:03] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It might hurt just a little, though.<br>**[14:05] guy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Gibson Jr.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Warp Anywhere Bat
<br>**[14:08] guy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, I'll send you anywhere you want.<br>**[14:11] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was expecting to be teleported or something...<br>**[14:20] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please! Please stop!<br>**[14:24] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't be separated like this.<br>**[14:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not after we just had a fight!<br>**[14:29] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's how me and my mother parted... isn't that enough?<br>**[14:35] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So...<br>**[14:37] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[14:41] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it, Ojou-sama?<br>**[14:49] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hayate?<br>**[14:52] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, Ojou-sama.<br>**[14:55] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Haya-<br>**[15:00] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? What's wrong? Hayate?!<br>**[15:03] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so relieved. I was afraid I wouldn't be able see you anymore.<br>**[15:08] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ouch. Okay, okay, I get it. Hayate, you're squeezing me too tightly!<br>**[15:13] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You... Where do you think you're touching me?!<br>**[15:17] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You idiot, this isn't the time for this! We have to stop this spaceship!<br>**[15:22] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, you're right.<br>**[15:24] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's find the control room.<br>**[15:26] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, once we're there, we should find out why this thing took off.<br>**[15:32] yuk**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm flying!<br>**[15:34] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sensei, what are you doing?!<br>**[15:36] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you here?!<br>**[15:38] yuk**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Well,<br>**[15:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was jealous of Hina going on vacation to the Shimoda hot springs...<br>**[15:42] yuk**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all by herself.<br>**[15:44] yuk**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So that's why I thought I'd hold my remedial classes here.<br>**[15:48] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not what I'm talking about!<br>**[15:49] mik**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, where's Yukiji gone?<br>**[15:51] mik**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought she was going to hold remedial classes in the spa.<br>**[15:55] izu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She hopped into that UFO we found earlier.<br>**[15:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She was going on about flying it or something.<br>**[16:01] ris**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, she came all the way here to get better at being retarded.<br>**[16:05] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, how do you stop this thing?!<br>**[16:08] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I haven't a clue either.<br>**[16:10] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leave the rest to me.<br>**[16:11] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maya!<br>**[16:12] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're that... Wait, how did you get here?!<br>**[16:16] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, I think I know.<br>**[16:19] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. I'm crying on the inside.<br>**[16:21] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'm glad you're safe. Now, I can return in peace.<br>**[16:28] may**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[16:34] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I felt like I just heard a voice.<br>**[16:41] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Where am I?<br>**[16:44] yuka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really will go anywhere when you're called.<br>**[16:49] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It felt like an unknown voice just whispered to me.<br>**[16:53] yuka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even though she's stubborn and selfish...<br>**[16:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even though she gets lonely and she's a crybaby...<br>**[16:59] yuka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can only watch over her now.<br>**[17:05] yuka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please take care of Nagi.<br>**[17:11] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It felt like a grown-up version of Ojou-sama just smiled at me in my dream.<br>**[17:16] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ojou-sama?!<br>**[17:24] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Why are we here?<br>**[17:39] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yukariko Sanzenin?<br>**[17:47] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is my mother's grave.<br>**[17:50] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today's the anniversary of her death.<br>**[17:52] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, you didn't come to Shimoda to improve your figure after all?<br>**[17:56] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what I've been telling you from the beginning!<br>**[17:58] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, why is her grave in Shimoda?<br>**[18:01] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently my mother and father had their honeymoon at the hot springs on Izu,<br>**[18:04] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so those two had lots of memories of this place.<br>**[18:07] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is a billionaire going on a honeymoon that sounds like a throwback from the Showa era?<br>**[18:11] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My father had already passed on when I was old enough to realize,<br>**[18:15] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so my mother was my whole world.<br>**[18:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She promised me that...<br>**[18:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;once she had recovered, we'd come to this place of memories one day and look at the stars.<br>**[18:24] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They released her from the hospital once,<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but soon after, her condition worsened...<br>**[18:28] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and we fought because we couldn't come here together.<br>**[18:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just laid into her...<br>**[18:34] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My mother looked apologetic,<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I didn't think she'd die right away.<br>**[18:43] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wish we could have made up.<br>**[18:48] haya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, Ojou-sama...<br>**[18:50] sak**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Too gloomy!<br>**[18:52] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell are you doing?!<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was having a somber moment just then!<br>**[18:57] sak**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you stupid?!<br>**[18:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're sad like that on a beautiful day like this,<br>**[19:00] sak**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the sun will have no reason to rise!<br>**[19:02] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who cares about the freaking sun?!<br>**[19:04] mari**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez, you two! I was worried about you.<br>**[19:07] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maria-san, Nishizawa-san and Hinagiku-san.<br>**[19:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you all here?<br>**[19:12] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't that obvious? We were asked to come and pick you up from here.<br>**[19:18] nis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Who asked us to come here?<br>**[19:21] hin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[19:22] mari**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now you mention it...<br>**[19:23] mik**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh well, it doesn't matter!<br>**[19:25] ris**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone has congregated and we're standing under cherry trees!<br>**[19:28] izu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no other option - we must have a cherry blossom viewing party!<br>**[19:30] tor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, we're ready to get this party started! Get over here!<br>**[19:34] hat**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, before that...<br>**[19:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we should all place flowers on Yukariko's grave.<br>**[19:45] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone's really in the mood for this party.<br>**[19:49] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's fine. She enjoyed lively events.<br>**[19:53] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, she probably wanted...<br>**[19:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to meet the friends I have now.<br>**[20:05] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ojou-sama, do you want to see your mother again?<br>**[20:10] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have all the money I could ever wish for,<br>**[20:13] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I'd imagine there aren't many things I can't buy.<br>**[20:17] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I already know that my mother will never return,<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no matter how much money I have.<br>**[20:24] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though, I think there might be someone out there that doesn't know that.<br>**[20:32] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, I wonder where that alien went.<br>**[20:38] sak**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isumi-san, what's that paper?<br>**[20:40] isu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This? It's something Nagi drew a long time ago.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spaceship
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crew
<br>**[20:44] sak**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's just as bad as all the others. Is that sci-fi?<br>**[20:48] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure Maya made it safely to my mother's star.<br>**[20:55] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mother, eight years after you passed away, I've found someone I love.<br>**[21:02] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We fight a lot, but we still manage to enjoy life somehow.<br>**[21:07] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like I won't be coming to you for a while, so please...<br>**[21:11] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;become a star, become the sky, and watch over me.<br>**[21:14] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From now until the end of time.<br>**[21:19] nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this person...<br>**[21:21] yuk**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Why am I here?<br>**[21:25] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Hayate.<br>**[21:28] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maria's calling you.<br>**[21:31] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She said something about heading back to Tokyo soon.<br>**[21:36] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's about Nagi Ojou-sama.<br>**[21:38] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She regrets that she couldn't apologize to you.<br>**[21:43] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, if it's possible, could you visit her in her dreams just once?<br>**[21:51] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will protect her for the rest of my life,<br>**[21:54] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I want her wishes to come true as much as possible.<br>**[21:59] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's not like I'm pampering her. I just want her to keep smiling.<br>**[22:08] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You shouldn't ask dead people for impossible things.<br>**[22:11] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ojou-sama!<br>**[22:12] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you keep that up, she won't stop at aliens next time.<br>**[22:20] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mother, I haven't had chance to introduce him. This is Hayate Ayasaki.<br>**[22:25] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's my new butler.<br>**[24:05] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A lot has happened, so I'm really glad we made it back safely.<br>**[24:09] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>**[24:10] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, about White Day... it's coming up soon...<br>**[24:12] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh yeah, Valentine's Day was a month ago, wasn't it?<br>**[24:15] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you give me three times what I gave you, that'll be fine for me.<br>**[24:17] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought I gave *you* chocolates...<br>**[24:19] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not the point!<br>**[24:21] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I say three times, I mean it. You got that?!<br>**[24:24] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you multiply zero by three, it's still zero.<br>**[24:26] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't blind me with logic!<br>**[24:28] nag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *Those Who Don't Give Up on White Day*.<br>**[24:31] hay**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I have to give something to Nishizawa-san as well!<br>