30 - The Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady Saw It! The Case of the Murdered Female Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam
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When watching TV,
[00:04] ---
please keep the room bright...
[00:06] ---
...and sit well away from the TV.
[00:08] ---
That's right.
[00:15] ---
Sh-She's dead?!
[00:17] ---
I confess, I already have
a good idea of who the culprit is.
[00:21] ---
What?!
[00:22] ---
This is one of those
so-called "dying messages".
[00:25] ---
I'd say you're wrong there...
[00:28] ---
Who's there?!
[00:33] ---
It can't be! You're the culprit?!
SIGN Sunday Suspense
SIGN The Beautiful Rich Great
Young Detective Lady Saw It!
SIGN The Case of the Murdered Female
Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam!
SIGN As a mysterious beauty smiled bewitchingly in a steamy open-air mixed bath,
it was a night in a ravine quiet of the passion of man and woman,
that a monkey ran off uttering a death cry and wept softly
at the far ends of love and sorrow.
SIGN In Cooperation With
Boonies Hot Springs Tourist Association
[00:46] ---
Whosoever commands the butlers,
commands the world!
[00:50] ---
The Great Butler War that will
shake up the world has just begun!
[00:55] ---
This episode of "Hayate"
is very suspenseful!
[00:57] ---
But as always, please enjoy it
with your whole family.
[01:02] ---
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
[01:05] ---
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
[01:07] ---
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
[01:13] ---
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
[01:18] ---
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
[01:24] ---
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
[01:29] ---
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
[01:35] ---
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
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Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
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Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
[01:51] ---
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
[01:56] ---
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
[01:59] ---
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
[02:02] ---
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
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Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
[02:10] ---
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
[02:13] ---
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
[02:31] ---
The Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady Saw It! The Case of the Murdered Female Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam
SIGN Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady
Nagi Sanzenin
[02:39] ---
The autumn breeze truly is quite pleasant.
[02:41] ---
I agree, Miss.
SIGN Assistant and Butler
Hayate Ayasaki
[02:43] ---
And the autumn leaves are very beautiful.
[02:46] ---
Aren't you glad we took the plunge
and came for a trip to the hot springs?
SIGN Assistant and Maid
Maria
[02:48] ---
Yeah, definitely!
[02:51] ---
By the way, Miss, where
is the inn we're going to stay at?
[02:54] ---
That's it!
[02:56] ---
Th-That's the one?!
[02:58] ---
Oh, my! How very classic!
[03:00] ---
The only way to enjoy hot springs
is to relax quietly at a rustic inn!
[03:04] ---
But it seems to be giving off
a rather ominous aura...
[03:07] ---
What?
[03:07] ---
There's a very "untouchable"
atmosphere about it...
[03:13] ---
We just heard a scream come
from that inn, didn't we?!
[03:15] ---
Yes!
[03:20] ---
What is the matter, ma'am?
SIGN Waitresses
The Student Council Girl Trio
SIGN Guest in the Next Room
Shiori Makimura
[03:24] ---
What happened?!
SIGN And Her Lover
Eight
SIGN Corpse
Yukiji Katsura
[03:30] ---
Um, this is different than before.
[03:32] ---
Shut up! I'd never get married
if I stayed looking like that!
[03:38] ---
I smell a case.
[03:39] ---
You're the one who did it.
[03:41] ---
Hmm, I never expected to get caught up
in a murder case at the hot springs.
[03:45] ---
What a delightful... I mean,
what a troubling situation this is.
[03:49] ---
For starters, we must contact the police!
[03:51] ---
Y-Yeah, you're right.
[03:53] ---
This is terrible! This is terrible!
[03:55] ---
No need for that!
[03:57] ---
She sees through to the one and only truth.
[03:59] ---
With the looks of a snooty softy
and the brains of a societal bum.
[04:02] ---
Her name is Great Detective Nagi!
[04:06] ---
The kiddy backpack doesn't
look out of place one bit.
[04:09] ---
That's not the jab you should be making!
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Sis!
SIGN The Corpse's Little Sister
Hinagiku Katsura
[04:15] ---
I always thought you
were a no-good big sister,
[04:17] ---
but I never imagined you'd end up like this!
[04:20] ---
You have my sympathies,
but please try to remain calm.
[04:23] ---
Yes, I know.
[04:24] ---
There's actually something
I'd like for you all to see.
[04:27] ---
What?
[04:29] ---
A video...tape?
[04:31] ---
Yes.
[04:32] ---
I just received it
earlier by bike messenger.
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I suspect it was taped by my sister.
[04:37] ---
What?!
SIGN First of Spring
[04:42] ---
I wonder if it's recording properly...
[04:45] ---
That's this room, right?
[04:46] ---
Yes, it appears to be.
[04:48] ---
Hina, by the time you see this,
[04:51] ---
your big sis may already be
one of the stars in the sky.
[04:56] ---
They put it well when they
said "beauty dies first".
[04:59] ---
Where does she get off saying that?
[05:01] ---
Um, never mind that.
The background scenery...
[05:03] ---
The truth is,
[05:05] ---
I was asked to come to this inn
by a letter from an unknown sender.
[05:10] ---
It seems this person
has a grudge against me.
[05:14] ---
But I don't know who it is yet.
[05:17] ---
I think they'll be visiting me
here in this room soon, but...
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I don't really care anymore.
[05:24] ---
Hina, I want you to know,
if I should end up dead,
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my killer will be the person
who shows up after this!
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Make sure you catch the person
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and sue them for plenty of damages! Got it?!
[05:36] ---
It's coming!
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What?!
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This is where it ends?!
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No way! It got cut off
at the most crucial part!
[05:43] ---
This is awful!
[05:44] ---
It's almost as awful
as a mother who tricks her child
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by putting honey on cucumber
and says, "Here's some melon!"
[05:48] ---
No, as awful as saying soy
sauce on pudding is sea urchin!
[05:51] ---
No, no!
[05:52] ---
It's as awful as putting dried seaweed
and soy sauce on mandarin oranges
[05:52] ---
I see.
[05:54] ---
and calling it salmon roe!
[05:54] ---
After killing the victim,
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the culprit probably erased the part
that revealed who the murderer is
[05:59] ---
and then sent the tape.
[06:01] ---
In other words, this is a challenge
issued by the culprit to me!
[06:07] ---
I confess, I already have
a good idea of who the culprit is!
[06:11] ---
What?!
[06:12] ---
Is this true?!
[06:13] ---
Yes! The culprit is...
[06:15] ---
The culprit is?
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None other than you!
[06:18] ---
What?! Me?!
[06:19] ---
But I'm just the guest
in the room next door!
[06:22] ---
But she's a super low-key character,
[06:24] ---
who's never appeared since Episode 23...
[06:27] ---
I appeared in Episode 25, too!
[06:27] ---
I've even seen through the trick,
right slick and lickety-split!
SIGN Trick #1
[06:33] ---
You summoned the victim to a meeting.
[06:35] ---
Don't come any closer!
[06:37] ---
You just try laying a hand on me
[06:39] ---
and I'll make you pay all the bar tabs
that I've accumulated!
SIGN Bills
[06:47] ---
What?!
[06:48] ---
And using a speckled snake
that just happened to be passing by...
[06:51] ---
Snaaaaake...
[06:54] ---
There you have it.
[06:56] ---
How about it? Perfect
detective work, right?!
[06:58] ---
You ask how it was, but...
[06:59] ---
Not to mention, you totally borrowed
the most famous trick in the universe.
[07:03] ---
Apologize to Sir Doyle.
[07:06] ---
Caught in the act! You're under arrest!
[07:07] ---
What?! You're wrong! I'm not the one!
[07:10] ---
Do not argue with me! Give it up!
[07:12] ---
Nooo!
[07:13] ---
Grab!
[07:15] ---
Don't treat my honey like she's a criminal!
[07:19] ---
Watch out, Miss!
[07:29] ---
That's my Hayate!
[07:30] ---
Miss, it appears the culprit
is someone else.
[07:33] ---
Yes, to be honest,
I had a feeling that it might be.
[07:37] ---
I see...
[07:38] ---
Which makes you three the suspicious ones!
SIGN Trick #2
[07:45] ---
Wh-Where in the world am I?
[07:47] ---
You three summoned the victim to a meeting
[07:50] ---
and using a giant speckled octopus
that just happened to be passing by...
[07:52] ---
Oooooctopus...
[07:55] ---
There you have it.
[07:56] ---
What's this giant speckled octopus about?!
[07:59] ---
More like, we weren't even in the scene!
[08:00] ---
Now, allow yourselves
to be arrested without resisting!
[08:03] ---
There are others more likely
to have motives, aren't there?!
[08:05] ---
What?
[08:06] ---
Oh, a motive...
[08:08] ---
Yes, you have a point there.
[08:10] ---
The person who might have the biggest
grudge against the victim would be...
[08:13] ---
It'd have to be none other
than the butler-in-debt.
[08:16] ---
What?!
[08:17] ---
H-Hold on a second! What are you saying?!
[08:20] ---
Stare...
[08:21] ---
Please don't all of you look at me
with such suspicion, too!
[08:24] ---
And of all the people,
I trusted you the most, too.
[08:26] ---
As I said, I am not the one!
SIGN Trick #3
[08:29] ---
I told you, it's not me!
[08:32] ---
With the speckled elephant
that just happened to be passing by...
[08:34] ---
Eeeelephant...
[08:37] ---
You look like you wouldn't
hurt a fly and yet...
[08:40] ---
Miss, your deductions are nonsense
based on hunches and inspiration!
[08:41] ---
Oh, Mr. Yama? I've caught the perp.
[08:44] ---
Besides, the scene has
switched somewhere along the way
[08:44] ---
This solves the case, but it won't
bring the victim back to life.
[08:46] ---
from a hot springs inn to Africa!
[08:48] ---
Wait, who the heck are you talking to?!
[08:48] ---
I guess we'll talk again on the
rooftop, gazing at the sunset.
[08:51] ---
HEY!
[08:53] ---
How many times do you have to kill me
before you're satisfied?!
[08:55] ---
The story's not making any progress here!
[08:58] ---
It's really embarrassing to be lying
here dressed like this, you know!
[09:01] ---
Hinagiku!
[09:02] ---
Uh, yes, ma'am!
[09:02] ---
I expect you to do things
properly, as scripted!
[09:04] ---
Yes, ma'am.
[09:06] ---
Plop.
[09:10] ---
Oh, what could that be?
SIGN Hibiya
[09:14] ---
Oh, that's a so-called dying message!
[09:17] ---
What's a "dying message"?
[09:19] ---
You don't even know that?
[09:21] ---
Allow me to explain.
[09:23] ---
A dying message is a hint
that the victim leaves conspicuously
[09:28] ---
right before death.
SIGN Cheney
SIGN Hibiya
[09:31] ---
I see.
[09:32] ---
But "Hibiya"...?
[09:34] ---
Allow me to explain some more.
[09:35] ---
Hibiya refers to an area close to Ginza,
[09:38] ---
which includes Yurakucho,
which is in Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo.
[09:40] ---
Incidentally, this is also where Japan's
first electric traffic signal was set up.
[09:46] ---
We don't need such in-depth information.
[09:47] ---
Anyway, if we can decipher
the meaning of this message,
[09:50] ---
we'll know who the culprit is, right?
[09:52] ---
It's suddenly becoming more
like a serious mystery now!
[09:55] ---
Yeah!
[09:55] ---
But this is very difficult.
[09:58] ---
Difficult?
[10:00] ---
No, this is not even close.
[10:03] ---
This is nothing compared
to the secrets of the pyramids and UFOs!
[10:07] ---
What?!
[10:09] ---
Uh, I don't know about this different
character with the glasses...
[10:12] ---
That's exactly right!
[10:13] ---
What?!
[10:14] ---
That's my Hayate!
[10:16] ---
You have a good instinct.
Just what I'd expect of my assistant!
[10:18] ---
Y-You think so?
[10:20] ---
Indeed. This crime was perpetrated
by a different character,
[10:22] ---
who is currently not here.
[10:24] ---
What?!
[10:25] ---
A different character?
[10:26] ---
That's right.
[10:27] ---
After murdering the victim,
[10:29] ---
the culprit ought to be
hiding somewhere else now!
[10:32] ---
And where in the world is that?
[10:33] ---
Don't tell me you're
going to say it's Hibiya.
[10:37] ---
Take another close look at that.
[10:39] ---
What?
SIGN Hibiya
[10:41] ---
No matter how you look
at it, it says "Hibiya".
[10:43] ---
Wrong.
[10:44] ---
This message includes
the kaki-no-tane crackers next to it, too!
[10:48] ---
What?!
[10:49] ---
Listen closely. What's written
there are the radicals on the right.
[10:52] ---
If you assume the crackers
are the radicals...
SIGN "Mixed Bath"
[10:57] ---
Surprise! It reads "mixed bath"!
[11:00] ---
Amazing, huh?
[11:01] ---
What a deduction out of left field...
[11:03] ---
Furthermore, this inn actually
conveniently has a mixed bath.
[11:07] ---
What?!
[11:12] ---
The culprit is certain to be here!
[11:13] ---
S-Surely not... No matter how you look at it,
there's no way that's true.
[11:19] ---
There he is!
[11:21] ---
And just who might the culprit be?
[11:23] ---
To be continued in the second half.
[11:27] ---
Your valuables! Quick!
(Kaneme no mono o! Hayaku!)
[11:31] ---
Did you pay the ward tax?
(Kuminzei haratta?)
[11:34] ---
The Flunking Girl Trio's
SIGN The Flunking Girl Trio Gluttony
SIGN Like a Dream
[11:36] ---
Gluttony, Like a Dream!
[11:40] ---
You know.
[11:41] ---
What?
[11:42] ---
Is this eating or a hot springs fan
service scene? Can we clarify that?
[11:45] ---
What?!
[11:46] ---
The effects of this hot spring are...
[11:49] ---
Rissy, that's after we eat! After we eat!
[11:51] ---
This is a merry-go-round of tastiness!
[11:54] ---
We haven't eaten yet! Not yet!
[11:56] ---
Gilgamesh.
[11:57] ---
That's not right!
[11:58] ---
Granny, isn't this delicious?
[12:04] ---
Who's there?!
[12:06] ---
Now, don't you say that the art is different
from the previous scene.
[12:14] ---
M-Maria, when
in the world did you get in here?!
[12:16] ---
Wait, so you're the culprit?!
[12:19] ---
No, I'm not!
[12:20] ---
Then, why?!
[12:21] ---
Now, now, don't sweat the details.
[12:24] ---
A sexy scene is a cliché
of suspense drama, right?
[12:27] ---
What?!
[12:29] ---
She is using a towel for this shoot,
[12:31] ---
but when you are actually bathing,
please refrain from using them in the water.
[12:35] ---
Oh, really!
[12:37] ---
Now, let's ride this momentum
and go for Cliché #2!
[12:41] ---
A gourmet scene!
[12:43] ---
Now, please enjoy!
[12:44] ---
Have your fill of this
fresh bounty from the sea!
[12:48] ---
We have prepared a magic show
for you after the Japanese ballad show.
[12:51] ---
One bottle of gasoline,
warmed to body temperature.
[12:57] ---
Yum.
[12:58] ---
And Cliché #3!
SIGN Bar Dead End
[13:00] ---
Interviewing people
at a bar on the outskirts of town!
SIGN Bar Mistress Klaus
[13:06] ---
So, what do you want?
[13:08] ---
Do you know anything about this person?
[13:11] ---
Do I know anything?
[13:12] ---
Hah! Do I ever!
[13:15] ---
That woman is my long separated
elder sister's friend's cousin
[13:19] ---
and she's the thieving bitch,
who stole my lover!
[13:23] ---
I feel like this has become more like
a daytime drama instead of suspense.
[13:23] ---
Damn you, you she-pig!
I'll turn you into cutlets and eat you!
[13:27] ---
Cliché #4.
[13:30] ---
I'm not done yet!
[13:32] ---
Yay! We did it!
[13:33] ---
Makimura and Izumi have the advantage!
[13:36] ---
Yes, this is building up in a nice way!
[13:39] ---
No, no, this is just getting tedious.
[13:41] ---
It's terrible!
[13:43] ---
Wait, Maria, could it be that you've
been in the hot spring this whole time?!
[13:47] ---
Yes!
[13:48] ---
Oh, and so, I went back to our room
and I discovered something terrible!
[13:52] ---
What?!
[13:53] ---
What is it, Maria?!
Quit dragging it out and tell us!
[13:56] ---
The body has disappeared!
[13:58] ---
What?!
[14:00] ---
I-It's true!
[14:01] ---
She's gone.
[14:03] ---
A body going missing
is as suspenseful as suspense gets!
[14:06] ---
This is bad. The case
is 5 seconds away from going cold!
[14:09] ---
But I wonder who hid it.
[14:11] ---
It's got to be the culprit, of course!
[14:13] ---
The culprit?
[14:14] ---
Yes,
[14:15] ---
he thinks he's interfering
with my investigation by stirring things up!
[14:19] ---
All right, since it's come to this...
[14:24] ---
Wh-What is this all of a sudden?!
[14:26] ---
These guys should be able to
find some kind of definitive clue.
[14:29] ---
And so, we've spotted this
on the underside of the table.
[14:32] ---
Th-This is...?!
[14:34] ---
It appears to be a voice recorder.
[14:36] ---
Let me see that!
[14:40] ---
So, the scream we heard was this?
[14:44] ---
So it seems...
[14:45] ---
But why? What does this mean?
[14:57] ---
I got it!
[14:59] ---
The mystery is solved, my dear Watson.
[15:01] ---
"M-My dear Watson"?
[15:05] ---
Next Nagi's hint.
[15:09] ---
Now, do you know the culprit and the trick?
[15:16] ---
Uh, um...
[15:18] ---
Give me candy!
[15:20] ---
Oh, no, wrong. Trick or treat!
[15:22] ---
Huh?
[15:23] ---
Trick or treat!
[15:28] ---
Huh?! W-Wait!
[15:29] ---
Give me candy! Trick or treat!
[15:33] ---
It's been really tough
for Halloween to catch on in Japan...
[15:37] ---
Wrong kind of trick.
[15:41] ---
Why have we suddenly come
to a place like this?
[15:45] ---
It can't be helped.
[15:46] ---
Having the climax scene
on an overhanging cliff
[15:48] ---
is the biggest suspense dramas cliché.
[15:51] ---
We just need Eiichiro Funakoshi
and we'd have it all.
[15:54] ---
And now, I will explain how
this incident was perpetrated.
[15:57] ---
Hey, wait!
[15:58] ---
This crime was actually not
perpetrated in that room!
[16:02] ---
What?!
[16:04] ---
If you assume that it happened
at a completely different inn
[16:06] ---
in a different room, it all makes sense.
[16:09] ---
What do you mean?
[16:10] ---
Explain it to us so we can understand.
[16:13] ---
Roger that.
SIGN Trick #4
[16:17] ---
First, the culprit met
with the victim at some other inn.
[16:24] ---
And on that occasion,
the culprit recorded the victim's scream.
[16:26] ---
After this...
[16:27] ---
Hey, h-hold on! It'll show, it'll show!
[16:27] ---
The culprit went to a different inn
with a similar construction.
[16:29] ---
In other words, the culprit snuck her body
into our room at that inn.
[16:29] ---
Be gentle!
[16:31] ---
Oh, stop! Be gentle!
[16:33] ---
And then...
[16:35] ---
Setting the victim's scream on a timer,
[16:38] ---
the culprit created the illusion
that the crime had taken place there!
[16:39] ---
We just heard a scream come
from that inn, didn't we?!
[16:41] ---
Yes!
[16:43] ---
It was all a plot to create an alibi!
[16:47] ---
Me! Me, me! I have a question!
[16:50] ---
What is it?
[16:51] ---
Where's the proof?
[16:53] ---
With just the voice recorder,
it seems a bit forced...
[16:58] ---
The greatest proof is
on that videotape we saw first!
[17:01] ---
What?!
[17:03] ---
On this tape!
[17:04] ---
Play!
SIGN First of Spring
[17:06] ---
I wonder if it's recording properly...
[17:08] ---
Stop!
[17:09] ---
I don't see anything unusual about it...
[17:12] ---
Don't you notice something
about the scroll hanging there?
SIGN First of Spring
SIGN In Dire Distress
Here Goes the Afro
SIGN The Actual Room
[17:20] ---
Oh, my, it's completely different
from the one in that room.
[17:24] ---
Precisely.
[17:25] ---
The culprit wasn't thorough
[17:26] ---
and failed to pay attention
to the difference in the hanging scrolls!
[17:29] ---
There are also 4 other discrepancies.
[17:32] ---
Those who find them all
will have a chance to win...
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Now that we've gotten this far,
you know who the culprit is, right?
[17:39] ---
Um... um...
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Oh! I seem to recall there was
one person who came late!
[17:44] ---
Yes! And she brought
that videotape, didn't she?!
[17:47] ---
As I recall, she said it came
by bike messenger or something,
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sounding oddly defensive about it...
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If she's actually the culprit,
that just might explain everything!
[17:57] ---
Which means...!
[17:58] ---
What?
[17:59] ---
M-Me?!
[18:02] ---
Hinagiku, I never imagined
that you were the culprit.
[18:05] ---
But it totally makes sense now!
[18:07] ---
Yes, she is the least
suspicious of all of us.
[18:10] ---
Which is exactly what makes her suspicious!
[18:11] ---
Yup, yup!
[18:17] ---
That was brilliant detective work!
[18:19] ---
I never imagined that I'd be caught,
[18:21] ---
but you're right. Just
as you said, I'm the culprit.
[18:25] ---
No, you're wrong!
[18:26] ---
What?!
[18:27] ---
The culprit is not Hinagiku.
[18:29] ---
Hold on! This is supposed to be my scene!
[18:32] ---
The shock of this has woken me
from the tranquilizers!
[18:35] ---
Considering this turn of events,
I'm the only one who could be the culprit.
[18:38] ---
But that would be too normal and boring.
[18:41] ---
Um, it's hard to tell who's talking,
so would you mind stopping that?
[18:47] ---
You've all forgotten to begin with!
[18:49] ---
That there's one more person
that's incredibly suspicious!
[18:53] ---
What?!
[18:53] ---
One more person?
[18:54] ---
That's right! That person is...!
[18:56] ---
That person is?!
[19:02] ---
The person behind the Voice from Heaven!
[19:04] ---
Me?
[19:06] ---
M-Miss, isn't that too deus ex machina,
no matter how you look at it?
[19:10] ---
This is fine as it is.
[19:11] ---
But I don't know if our audience
will be satisfied with that...
[19:15] ---
This is a suspense story
starring me and produced by me.
[19:18] ---
I will permit no one to complain!
[19:21] ---
Hey!
[19:24] ---
A huge wave!
[19:26] ---
Run!
[19:27] ---
Hold it right there!
[19:29] ---
Sis?!
[19:30] ---
That's enough already!
[19:31] ---
What's the big idea eliminating
my presence halfway through?!
[19:34] ---
You're a corpse! Quit coming back
to life over and over again!
[19:37] ---
Like hell I can pretend
to stay dead the whole time!
[19:40] ---
Darn it! The script I pulled
an all-nighter to write is ruined!
[19:44] ---
Since it's come to this,
I'll fall back to my last resort!
[19:50] ---
And now, it's fan service time!
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The best thing to do in autumn really is
[20:13] ---
to lounge in a hot spring
and admire the colored leaves.
[20:16] ---
Agreed! It's so soothing!
[20:19] ---
I hope you all have a "Good
Journey, Like a Dream", too.
[20:25] ---
This is pure heaven!
[20:27] ---
Wh-Why is the men's bath this small?!
[20:30] ---
Huh? Did you say something?
[20:33] ---
Don't move! It's caught! It's caught!
[20:35] ---
What's gotten caught?
[20:37] ---
No! Don't move!
[20:39] ---
And so, that was the
"Gluttony, Like a Dream",
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the deluxe 20 minute special.
[20:44] ---
Next time, they will be combating siblings.
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Oh, we'd forgotten!
[20:54] ---
There's no time left!
SIGN This Week's Butler Battle
[20:56] ---
Come forth, Mysterious
Butler of Darkness No. 2!
[21:02] ---
Defeat the butler Hayate Ayasaki
and make him one of us!
[21:07] ---
Make him one of us!
[21:08] ---
Go!
[21:13] ---
B-Fire!
[21:19] ---
Here goes!
[21:22] ---
What? This is...?!
[21:24] ---
B-Fire!
[21:27] ---
Go! Hayate Blaster!
[21:38] ---
Just you remember this!
[21:42] ---
If you're going to fight,
bring it on, Mysterious Butlers!
[21:45] ---
Huh? Wait, what am I doing?
SIGN This Week's Butler Battle
The End
[21:52] ---
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
[21:54] ---
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
[21:58] ---
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
[22:03] ---
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[22:07] ---
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
[22:21] ---
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
[22:26] ---
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
[22:33] ---
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
[22:38] ---
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
[22:43] ---
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
[22:49] ---
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
[22:55] ---
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
[22:56] ---
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
[23:00] ---
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
[23:06] ---
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[23:09] ---
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
[23:13] ---
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
[23:26] ---
This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
...and Hayate's...
SIGN Butler Report
[23:28] ---
...Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
Ba-boom! Boing-oing-oing,
boing-oing-oing! I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
[23:33] ---
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:34] ---
I'm everybody's idol, Yukiji Katsura!
[23:36] ---
What are you doing here, Miss Katsura?
[23:39] ---
That's cold, Ayasaki. But more importantly!
[23:41] ---
When in the world is my character
song going to be finished?!
[23:43] ---
Hmm, with Miss Katsura,
I don't think the sales seem that promising.
[23:46] ---
Agreed.
[23:47] ---
Pairing up with Tama on a character
song would probably be about just right.
[23:49] ---
You've certainly learned
to speak out, Ayasaki.
[23:52] ---
Our next guest will be the hamster!
[23:54] ---
See you!
[23:56] ---
Preview
[23:57] ---
So, Miss, you used to
call Sakuya "Big Sister Saku"?
SIGN The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:02] ---
A thing of the unpleasant past.
[24:03] ---
You've never looked after li'l kids,
[24:05] ---
and that's why ya still haven't
grown outta bein' a kiddy.
[24:07] ---
Don't mock me! If I had younger siblings,
[24:10] ---
I could look after them
way better than you, Saku!
[24:12] ---
For real? Then prove it.
[24:14] ---
Very well!
[24:15] ---
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:17] ---
"Do You Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters?"
[24:19] ---
Did you know?
[24:20] ---
Next Hayate the Combat Butler
Do You Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters?
[24:20] ---
The first thing the Wright brothers flew
was the younger brother's mobile.
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