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30 - The Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady Saw It! The Case of the Murdered Female Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam

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    When watching TV,
[00:04] ---
    please keep the room bright...
[00:06] ---
    ...and sit well away from the TV.
[00:08] ---
    That's right.
[00:15] ---
    Sh-She's dead?!
[00:17] ---
    I confess, I already have
    a good idea of who the culprit is.
[00:21] ---
    What?!
[00:22] ---
    This is one of those
    so-called "dying messages".
[00:25] ---
    I'd say you're wrong there...
[00:28] ---
    Who's there?!
[00:33] ---
    It can't be! You're the culprit?!
SIGN    Sunday Suspense
SIGN    The Beautiful Rich Great
    Young Detective Lady Saw It!
SIGN    The Case of the Murdered Female
    Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam!
SIGN    As a mysterious beauty smiled bewitchingly in a steamy open-air mixed bath,
     it was a night in a ravine quiet of the passion of man and woman,
    that a monkey ran off uttering a death cry and wept softly
     at the far ends of love and sorrow.
SIGN    In Cooperation With
    Boonies Hot Springs Tourist Association
[00:46] ---
    Whosoever commands the butlers,
    commands the world!
[00:50] ---
    The Great Butler War that will
    shake up the world has just begun!
[00:55] ---
    This episode of "Hayate"
    is very suspenseful!
[00:57] ---
    But as always, please enjoy it
    with your whole family.
[01:02] ---
    Zettai nante shinjinai!
    I don't believe in absolutes!
[01:05] ---
    Fukanou nante nai!
    No such thing as impossible!
[01:07] ---
    Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
    The future is in the open palm of my hands
[01:13] ---
    Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
    A demon that I just can't win against
[01:18] ---
    Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
    Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
[01:24] ---
    Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
    Experience points are almost not enough
[01:29] ---
    Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
    Training for life, working hard at trial and error
[01:35] ---
    Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
    Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
[01:40] ---
    Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
    Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
[01:45] ---
    Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
    I've found a treasure map
[01:51] ---
    Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
    Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
[01:56] ---
    Happii na kanchigai
    A happy misunderstanding
[01:59] ---
    Chikai wa yuruganai!
    My pledge will stand fast!
[02:02] ---
    Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
    I'll even change the direction of the wind
[02:07] ---
    Kakkou wa kini-shinai
    I won't care how I look
[02:10] ---
    Unmei ja kujikenai!
    No destiny will discourage me!
[02:13] ---
    Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
    Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
[02:31] ---
    The Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady Saw It! The Case of the Murdered Female Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam
SIGN    Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady
    Nagi Sanzenin
[02:39] ---
    The autumn breeze truly is quite pleasant.
[02:41] ---
    I agree, Miss.
SIGN    Assistant and Butler
    Hayate Ayasaki
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    And the autumn leaves are very beautiful.
[02:46] ---
    Aren't you glad we took the plunge
    and came for a trip to the hot springs?
SIGN    Assistant and Maid
    Maria
[02:48] ---
    Yeah, definitely!
[02:51] ---
    By the way, Miss, where
    is the inn we're going to stay at?
[02:54] ---
    That's it!
[02:56] ---
    Th-That's the one?!
[02:58] ---
    Oh, my! How very classic!
[03:00] ---
    The only way to enjoy hot springs
    is to relax quietly at a rustic inn!
[03:04] ---
    But it seems to be giving off
    a rather ominous aura...
[03:07] ---
    What?
[03:07] ---
    There's a very "untouchable"
    atmosphere about it...
[03:13] ---
    We just heard a scream come
    from that inn, didn't we?!
[03:15] ---
    Yes!
[03:20] ---
    What is the matter, ma'am?
SIGN    Waitresses
    The Student Council Girl Trio
SIGN    Guest in the Next Room
    Shiori Makimura
[03:24] ---
    What happened?!
SIGN    And Her Lover
    Eight
SIGN    Corpse
    Yukiji Katsura
[03:30] ---
    Um, this is different than before.
[03:32] ---
    Shut up! I'd never get married
    if I stayed looking like that!
[03:38] ---
    I smell a case.
[03:39] ---
    You're the one who did it.
[03:41] ---
    Hmm, I never expected to get caught up
    in a murder case at the hot springs.
[03:45] ---
    What a delightful... I mean,
    what a troubling situation this is.
[03:49] ---
    For starters, we must contact the police!
[03:51] ---
    Y-Yeah, you're right.
[03:53] ---
    This is terrible! This is terrible!
[03:55] ---
    No need for that!
[03:57] ---
    She sees through to the one and only truth.
[03:59] ---
    With the looks of a snooty softy
    and the brains of a societal bum.
[04:02] ---
    Her name is Great Detective Nagi!
[04:06] ---
    The kiddy backpack doesn't
    look out of place one bit.
[04:09] ---
    That's not the jab you should be making!
[04:12] ---
    Sis!
SIGN    The Corpse's Little Sister
    Hinagiku Katsura
[04:15] ---
    I always thought you
    were a no-good big sister,
[04:17] ---
    but I never imagined you'd end up like this!
[04:20] ---
    You have my sympathies,
    but please try to remain calm.
[04:23] ---
    Yes, I know.
[04:24] ---
    There's actually something
    I'd like for you all to see.
[04:27] ---
    What?
[04:29] ---
    A video...tape?
[04:31] ---
    Yes.
[04:32] ---
    I just received it
    earlier by bike messenger.
[04:35] ---
    I suspect it was taped by my sister.
[04:37] ---
    What?!
SIGN    First of Spring
[04:42] ---
    I wonder if it's recording properly...
[04:45] ---
    That's this room, right?
[04:46] ---
    Yes, it appears to be.
[04:48] ---
    Hina, by the time you see this,
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    your big sis may already be
    one of the stars in the sky.
[04:56] ---
    They put it well when they
    said "beauty dies first".
[04:59] ---
    Where does she get off saying that?
[05:01] ---
    Um, never mind that.
    The background scenery...
[05:03] ---
    The truth is,
[05:05] ---
    I was asked to come to this inn
    by a letter from an unknown sender.
[05:10] ---
    It seems this person
    has a grudge against me.
[05:14] ---
    But I don't know who it is yet.
[05:17] ---
    I think they'll be visiting me
    here in this room soon, but...
[05:22] ---
    I don't really care anymore.
[05:24] ---
    Hina, I want you to know,
    if I should end up dead,
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    my killer will be the person
    who shows up after this!
[05:30] ---
    Make sure you catch the person
[05:32] ---
    and sue them for plenty of damages! Got it?!
[05:36] ---
    It's coming!
[05:38] ---
    What?!
[05:39] ---
    This is where it ends?!
[05:41] ---
    No way! It got cut off
    at the most crucial part!
[05:43] ---
    This is awful!
[05:44] ---
    It's almost as awful
    as a mother who tricks her child
[05:45] ---
    by putting honey on cucumber
    and says, "Here's some melon!"
[05:48] ---
    No, as awful as saying soy
    sauce on pudding is sea urchin!
[05:51] ---
    No, no!
[05:52] ---
    It's as awful as putting dried seaweed
    and soy sauce on mandarin oranges
[05:52] ---
    I see.
[05:54] ---
    and calling it salmon roe!
[05:54] ---
    After killing the victim,
[05:56] ---
    the culprit probably erased the part
    that revealed who the murderer is
[05:59] ---
    and then sent the tape.
[06:01] ---
    In other words, this is a challenge
    issued by the culprit to me!
[06:07] ---
    I confess, I already have
    a good idea of who the culprit is!
[06:11] ---
    What?!
[06:12] ---
    Is this true?!
[06:13] ---
    Yes! The culprit is...
[06:15] ---
    The culprit is?
[06:16] ---
    None other than you!
[06:18] ---
    What?! Me?!
[06:19] ---
    But I'm just the guest
    in the room next door!
[06:22] ---
    But she's a super low-key character,
[06:24] ---
    who's never appeared since Episode 23...
[06:27] ---
    I appeared in Episode 25, too!
[06:27] ---
    I've even seen through the trick,
    right slick and lickety-split!
SIGN    Trick #1
[06:33] ---
    You summoned the victim to a meeting.
[06:35] ---
    Don't come any closer!
[06:37] ---
    You just try laying a hand on me
[06:39] ---
    and I'll make you pay all the bar tabs
    that I've accumulated!
SIGN    Bills
[06:47] ---
    What?!
[06:48] ---
    And using a speckled snake
    that just happened to be passing by...
[06:51] ---
    Snaaaaake...
[06:54] ---
    There you have it.
[06:56] ---
    How about it? Perfect
    detective work, right?!
[06:58] ---
    You ask how it was, but...
[06:59] ---
    Not to mention, you totally borrowed
    the most famous trick in the universe.
[07:03] ---
    Apologize to Sir Doyle.
[07:06] ---
    Caught in the act! You're under arrest!
[07:07] ---
    What?! You're wrong! I'm not the one!
[07:10] ---
    Do not argue with me! Give it up!
[07:12] ---
    Nooo!
[07:13] ---
    Grab!
[07:15] ---
    Don't treat my honey like she's a criminal!
[07:19] ---
    Watch out, Miss!
[07:29] ---
    That's my Hayate!
[07:30] ---
    Miss, it appears the culprit
    is someone else.
[07:33] ---
    Yes, to be honest,
    I had a feeling that it might be.
[07:37] ---
    I see...
[07:38] ---
    Which makes you three the suspicious ones!
SIGN    Trick #2
[07:45] ---
    Wh-Where in the world am I?
[07:47] ---
    You three summoned the victim to a meeting
[07:50] ---
    and using a giant speckled octopus
    that just happened to be passing by...
[07:52] ---
    Oooooctopus...
[07:55] ---
    There you have it.
[07:56] ---
    What's this giant speckled octopus about?!
[07:59] ---
    More like, we weren't even in the scene!
[08:00] ---
    Now, allow yourselves
    to be arrested without resisting!
[08:03] ---
    There are others more likely
    to have motives, aren't there?!
[08:05] ---
    What?
[08:06] ---
    Oh, a motive...
[08:08] ---
    Yes, you have a point there.
[08:10] ---
    The person who might have the biggest
    grudge against the victim would be...
[08:13] ---
    It'd have to be none other
    than the butler-in-debt.
[08:16] ---
    What?!
[08:17] ---
    H-Hold on a second! What are you saying?!
[08:20] ---
    Stare...
[08:21] ---
    Please don't all of you look at me
    with such suspicion, too!
[08:24] ---
    And of all the people,
    I trusted you the most, too.
[08:26] ---
    As I said, I am not the one!
SIGN    Trick #3
[08:29] ---
    I told you, it's not me!
[08:32] ---
    With the speckled elephant
    that just happened to be passing by...
[08:34] ---
    Eeeelephant...
[08:37] ---
    You look like you wouldn't
    hurt a fly and yet...
[08:40] ---
    Miss, your deductions are nonsense
    based on hunches and inspiration!
[08:41] ---
    Oh, Mr. Yama? I've caught the perp.
[08:44] ---
    Besides, the scene has
    switched somewhere along the way
[08:44] ---
    This solves the case, but it won't
    bring the victim back to life.
[08:46] ---
    from a hot springs inn to Africa!
[08:48] ---
    Wait, who the heck are you talking to?!
[08:48] ---
    I guess we'll talk again on the
    rooftop, gazing at the sunset.
[08:51] ---
    HEY!
[08:53] ---
    How many times do you have to kill me
    before you're satisfied?!
[08:55] ---
    The story's not making any progress here!
[08:58] ---
    It's really embarrassing to be lying
    here dressed like this, you know!
[09:01] ---
    Hinagiku!
[09:02] ---
    Uh, yes, ma'am!
[09:02] ---
    I expect you to do things
    properly, as scripted!
[09:04] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[09:06] ---
    Plop.
[09:10] ---
    Oh, what could that be?
SIGN    Hibiya
[09:14] ---
    Oh, that's a so-called dying message!
[09:17] ---
    What's a "dying message"?
[09:19] ---
    You don't even know that?
[09:21] ---
    Allow me to explain.
[09:23] ---
    A dying message is a hint
    that the victim leaves conspicuously
[09:28] ---
    right before death.
SIGN    Cheney
SIGN    Hibiya
[09:31] ---
    I see.
[09:32] ---
    But "Hibiya"...?
[09:34] ---
    Allow me to explain some more.
[09:35] ---
    Hibiya refers to an area close to Ginza,
[09:38] ---
    which includes Yurakucho,
    which is in Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo.
[09:40] ---
    Incidentally, this is also where Japan's
    first electric traffic signal was set up.
[09:46] ---
    We don't need such in-depth information.
[09:47] ---
    Anyway, if we can decipher
    the meaning of this message,
[09:50] ---
    we'll know who the culprit is, right?
[09:52] ---
    It's suddenly becoming more
    like a serious mystery now!
[09:55] ---
    Yeah!
[09:55] ---
    But this is very difficult.
[09:58] ---
    Difficult?
[10:00] ---
    No, this is not even close.
[10:03] ---
    This is nothing compared
    to the secrets of the pyramids and UFOs!
[10:07] ---
    What?!
[10:09] ---
    Uh, I don't know about this different
    character with the glasses...
[10:12] ---
    That's exactly right!
[10:13] ---
    What?!
[10:14] ---
    That's my Hayate!
[10:16] ---
    You have a good instinct.
    Just what I'd expect of my assistant!
[10:18] ---
    Y-You think so?
[10:20] ---
    Indeed. This crime was perpetrated
    by a different character,
[10:22] ---
    who is currently not here.
[10:24] ---
    What?!
[10:25] ---
    A different character?
[10:26] ---
    That's right.
[10:27] ---
    After murdering the victim,
[10:29] ---
    the culprit ought to be
    hiding somewhere else now!
[10:32] ---
    And where in the world is that?
[10:33] ---
    Don't tell me you're
    going to say it's Hibiya.
[10:37] ---
    Take another close look at that.
[10:39] ---
    What?
SIGN    Hibiya
[10:41] ---
    No matter how you look
    at it, it says "Hibiya".
[10:43] ---
    Wrong.
[10:44] ---
    This message includes
    the kaki-no-tane crackers next to it, too!
[10:48] ---
    What?!
[10:49] ---
    Listen closely. What's written
    there are the radicals on the right.
[10:52] ---
    If you assume the crackers
    are the radicals...
SIGN    "Mixed Bath"
[10:57] ---
    Surprise! It reads "mixed bath"!
[11:00] ---
    Amazing, huh?
[11:01] ---
    What a deduction out of left field...
[11:03] ---
    Furthermore, this inn actually
    conveniently has a mixed bath.
[11:07] ---
    What?!
[11:12] ---
    The culprit is certain to be here!
[11:13] ---
    S-Surely not... No matter how you look at it,
    there's no way that's true.
[11:19] ---
    There he is!
[11:21] ---
    And just who might the culprit be?
[11:23] ---
    To be continued in the second half.
[11:27] ---
    Your valuables! Quick!
    (Kaneme no mono o! Hayaku!)
[11:31] ---
    Did you pay the ward tax?
    (Kuminzei haratta?)
[11:34] ---
    The Flunking Girl Trio's
SIGN    The Flunking Girl Trio Gluttony
SIGN    Like a Dream
[11:36] ---
    Gluttony, Like a Dream!
[11:40] ---
    You know.
[11:41] ---
    What?
[11:42] ---
    Is this eating or a hot springs fan
    service scene? Can we clarify that?
[11:45] ---
    What?!
[11:46] ---
    The effects of this hot spring are...
[11:49] ---
    Rissy, that's after we eat! After we eat!
[11:51] ---
    This is a merry-go-round of tastiness!
[11:54] ---
    We haven't eaten yet! Not yet!
[11:56] ---
    Gilgamesh.
[11:57] ---
    That's not right!
[11:58] ---
    Granny, isn't this delicious?
[12:04] ---
    Who's there?!
[12:06] ---
    Now, don't you say that the art is different
    from the previous scene.
[12:14] ---
    M-Maria, when
    in the world did you get in here?!
[12:16] ---
    Wait, so you're the culprit?!
[12:19] ---
    No, I'm not!
[12:20] ---
    Then, why?!
[12:21] ---
    Now, now, don't sweat the details.
[12:24] ---
    A sexy scene is a cliché
    of suspense drama, right?
[12:27] ---
    What?!
[12:29] ---
    She is using a towel for this shoot,
[12:31] ---
    but when you are actually bathing,
    please refrain from using them in the water.
[12:35] ---
    Oh, really!
[12:37] ---
    Now, let's ride this momentum
    and go for Cliché #2!
[12:41] ---
    A gourmet scene!
[12:43] ---
    Now, please enjoy!
[12:44] ---
    Have your fill of this
    fresh bounty from the sea!
[12:48] ---
    We have prepared a magic show
    for you after the Japanese ballad show.
[12:51] ---
    One bottle of gasoline,
    warmed to body temperature.
[12:57] ---
    Yum.
[12:58] ---
    And Cliché #3!
SIGN    Bar Dead End
[13:00] ---
    Interviewing people
    at a bar on the outskirts of town!
SIGN    Bar Mistress Klaus
[13:06] ---
    So, what do you want?
[13:08] ---
    Do you know anything about this person?
[13:11] ---
    Do I know anything?
[13:12] ---
    Hah! Do I ever!
[13:15] ---
    That woman is my long separated
    elder sister's friend's cousin
[13:19] ---
    and she's the thieving bitch,
    who stole my lover!
[13:23] ---
    I feel like this has become more like
    a daytime drama instead of suspense.
[13:23] ---
    Damn you, you she-pig!
    I'll turn you into cutlets and eat you!
[13:27] ---
    Cliché #4.
[13:30] ---
    I'm not done yet!
[13:32] ---
    Yay! We did it!
[13:33] ---
    Makimura and Izumi have the advantage!
[13:36] ---
    Yes, this is building up in a nice way!
[13:39] ---
    No, no, this is just getting tedious.
[13:41] ---
    It's terrible!
[13:43] ---
    Wait, Maria, could it be that you've
    been in the hot spring this whole time?!
[13:47] ---
    Yes!
[13:48] ---
    Oh, and so, I went back to our room
    and I discovered something terrible!
[13:52] ---
    What?!
[13:53] ---
    What is it, Maria?!
    Quit dragging it out and tell us!
[13:56] ---
    The body has disappeared!
[13:58] ---
    What?!
[14:00] ---
    I-It's true!
[14:01] ---
    She's gone.
[14:03] ---
    A body going missing
    is as suspenseful as suspense gets!
[14:06] ---
    This is bad. The case
    is 5 seconds away from going cold!
[14:09] ---
    But I wonder who hid it.
[14:11] ---
    It's got to be the culprit, of course!
[14:13] ---
    The culprit?
[14:14] ---
    Yes,
[14:15] ---
    he thinks he's interfering
    with my investigation by stirring things up!
[14:19] ---
    All right, since it's come to this...
[14:24] ---
    Wh-What is this all of a sudden?!
[14:26] ---
    These guys should be able to
    find some kind of definitive clue.
[14:29] ---
    And so, we've spotted this
    on the underside of the table.
[14:32] ---
    Th-This is...?!
[14:34] ---
    It appears to be a voice recorder.
[14:36] ---
    Let me see that!
[14:40] ---
    So, the scream we heard was this?
[14:44] ---
    So it seems...
[14:45] ---
    But why? What does this mean?
[14:57] ---
    I got it!
[14:59] ---
    The mystery is solved, my dear Watson.
[15:01] ---
    "M-My dear Watson"?
[15:05] ---
    Next Nagi's hint.
[15:09] ---
    Now, do you know the culprit and the trick?
[15:16] ---
    Uh, um...
[15:18] ---
    Give me candy!
[15:20] ---
    Oh, no, wrong. Trick or treat!
[15:22] ---
    Huh?
[15:23] ---
    Trick or treat!
[15:28] ---
    Huh?! W-Wait!
[15:29] ---
    Give me candy! Trick or treat!
[15:33] ---
    It's been really tough
    for Halloween to catch on in Japan...
[15:37] ---
    Wrong kind of trick.
[15:41] ---
    Why have we suddenly come
    to a place like this?
[15:45] ---
    It can't be helped.
[15:46] ---
    Having the climax scene
    on an overhanging cliff
[15:48] ---
    is the biggest suspense dramas cliché.
[15:51] ---
    We just need Eiichiro Funakoshi
    and we'd have it all.
[15:54] ---
    And now, I will explain how
    this incident was perpetrated.
[15:57] ---
    Hey, wait!
[15:58] ---
    This crime was actually not
    perpetrated in that room!
[16:02] ---
    What?!
[16:04] ---
    If you assume that it happened
    at a completely different inn
[16:06] ---
    in a different room, it all makes sense.
[16:09] ---
    What do you mean?
[16:10] ---
    Explain it to us so we can understand.
[16:13] ---
    Roger that.
SIGN    Trick #4
[16:17] ---
    First, the culprit met
    with the victim at some other inn.
[16:24] ---
    And on that occasion,
    the culprit recorded the victim's scream.
[16:26] ---
    After this...
[16:27] ---
    Hey, h-hold on! It'll show, it'll show!
[16:27] ---
    The culprit went to a different inn
    with a similar construction.
[16:29] ---
    In other words, the culprit snuck her body
    into our room at that inn.
[16:29] ---
    Be gentle!
[16:31] ---
    Oh, stop! Be gentle!
[16:33] ---
    And then...
[16:35] ---
    Setting the victim's scream on a timer,
[16:38] ---
    the culprit created the illusion
    that the crime had taken place there!
[16:39] ---
    We just heard a scream come
    from that inn, didn't we?!
[16:41] ---
    Yes!
[16:43] ---
    It was all a plot to create an alibi!
[16:47] ---
    Me! Me, me! I have a question!
[16:50] ---
    What is it?
[16:51] ---
    Where's the proof?
[16:53] ---
    With just the voice recorder,
    it seems a bit forced...
[16:58] ---
    The greatest proof is
    on that videotape we saw first!
[17:01] ---
    What?!
[17:03] ---
    On this tape!
[17:04] ---
    Play!
SIGN    First of Spring
[17:06] ---
    I wonder if it's recording properly...
[17:08] ---
    Stop!
[17:09] ---
    I don't see anything unusual about it...
[17:12] ---
    Don't you notice something
    about the scroll hanging there?
SIGN    First of Spring
SIGN    In Dire Distress
    Here Goes the Afro
SIGN    The Actual Room
[17:20] ---
    Oh, my, it's completely different
    from the one in that room.
[17:24] ---
    Precisely.
[17:25] ---
    The culprit wasn't thorough
[17:26] ---
    and failed to pay attention
    to the difference in the hanging scrolls!
[17:29] ---
    There are also 4 other discrepancies.
[17:32] ---
    Those who find them all
    will have a chance to win...
[17:35] ---
    Now that we've gotten this far,
    you know who the culprit is, right?
[17:39] ---
    Um... um...
[17:41] ---
    Oh! I seem to recall there was
    one person who came late!
[17:44] ---
    Yes! And she brought
    that videotape, didn't she?!
[17:47] ---
    As I recall, she said it came
    by bike messenger or something,
[17:50] ---
    sounding oddly defensive about it...
[17:52] ---
    If she's actually the culprit,
    that just might explain everything!
[17:57] ---
    Which means...!
[17:58] ---
    What?
[17:59] ---
    M-Me?!
[18:02] ---
    Hinagiku, I never imagined
    that you were the culprit.
[18:05] ---
    But it totally makes sense now!
[18:07] ---
    Yes, she is the least
    suspicious of all of us.
[18:10] ---
    Which is exactly what makes her suspicious!
[18:11] ---
    Yup, yup!
[18:17] ---
    That was brilliant detective work!
[18:19] ---
    I never imagined that I'd be caught,
[18:21] ---
    but you're right. Just
    as you said, I'm the culprit.
[18:25] ---
    No, you're wrong!
[18:26] ---
    What?!
[18:27] ---
    The culprit is not Hinagiku.
[18:29] ---
    Hold on! This is supposed to be my scene!
[18:32] ---
    The shock of this has woken me
    from the tranquilizers!
[18:35] ---
    Considering this turn of events,
    I'm the only one who could be the culprit.
[18:38] ---
    But that would be too normal and boring.
[18:41] ---
    Um, it's hard to tell who's talking,
    so would you mind stopping that?
[18:47] ---
    You've all forgotten to begin with!
[18:49] ---
    That there's one more person
    that's incredibly suspicious!
[18:53] ---
    What?!
[18:53] ---
    One more person?
[18:54] ---
    That's right! That person is...!
[18:56] ---
    That person is?!
[19:02] ---
    The person behind the Voice from Heaven!
[19:04] ---
    Me?
[19:06] ---
    M-Miss, isn't that too deus ex machina,
    no matter how you look at it?
[19:10] ---
    This is fine as it is.
[19:11] ---
    But I don't know if our audience
    will be satisfied with that...
[19:15] ---
    This is a suspense story
    starring me and produced by me.
[19:18] ---
    I will permit no one to complain!
[19:21] ---
    Hey!
[19:24] ---
    A huge wave!
[19:26] ---
    Run!
[19:27] ---
    Hold it right there!
[19:29] ---
    Sis?!
[19:30] ---
    That's enough already!
[19:31] ---
    What's the big idea eliminating
    my presence halfway through?!
[19:34] ---
    You're a corpse! Quit coming back
    to life over and over again!
[19:37] ---
    Like hell I can pretend
    to stay dead the whole time!
[19:40] ---
    Darn it! The script I pulled
    an all-nighter to write is ruined!
[19:44] ---
    Since it's come to this,
    I'll fall back to my last resort!
[19:50] ---
    And now, it's fan service time!
[20:11] ---
    The best thing to do in autumn really is
[20:13] ---
    to lounge in a hot spring
    and admire the colored leaves.
[20:16] ---
    Agreed! It's so soothing!
[20:19] ---
    I hope you all have a "Good
    Journey, Like a Dream", too.
[20:25] ---
    This is pure heaven!
[20:27] ---
    Wh-Why is the men's bath this small?!
[20:30] ---
    Huh? Did you say something?
[20:33] ---
    Don't move! It's caught! It's caught!
[20:35] ---
    What's gotten caught?
[20:37] ---
    No! Don't move!
[20:39] ---
    And so, that was the
    "Gluttony, Like a Dream",
[20:42] ---
    the deluxe 20 minute special.
[20:44] ---
    Next time, they will be combating siblings.
[20:48] ---
    Oh, we'd forgotten!
[20:54] ---
    There's no time left!
SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle
[20:56] ---
    Come forth, Mysterious
    Butler of Darkness No. 2!
[21:02] ---
    Defeat the butler Hayate Ayasaki
    and make him one of us!
[21:07] ---
    Make him one of us!
[21:08] ---
    Go!
[21:13] ---
    B-Fire!
[21:19] ---
    Here goes!
[21:22] ---
    What? This is...?!
[21:24] ---
    B-Fire!
[21:27] ---
    Go! Hayate Blaster!
[21:38] ---
    Just you remember this!
[21:42] ---
    If you're going to fight,
    bring it on, Mysterious Butlers!
[21:45] ---
    Huh? Wait, what am I doing?
SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle
     The End
[21:52] ---
    Waratte lun-lun-lun
    Smile lun-lun-lun
[21:54] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
[21:58] ---
    Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
    A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
[22:03] ---
    Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[22:07] ---
    Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
    A whimsical dance with you under the sun
[22:21] ---
    Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
    Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
[22:26] ---
    Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
    My next words become lost
[22:33] ---
    Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
    The mature gaze that envelopes me
[22:38] ---
    Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
    Makes me forget my bravado
[22:43] ---
    Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
    Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
[22:49] ---
    Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
    And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
[22:55] ---
    Lun-lun-lun
    Lun-lun-lun
[22:56] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
[23:00] ---
    Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
    Look, there's a smile there already, see?
[23:06] ---
    Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[23:09] ---
    Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
    In a breeze of your making
[23:13] ---
    Odoru hidamari no dansu
    A dance in a sunny spot
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
SIGN    Butler Report
[23:28] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
    Ba-boom! Boing-oing-oing,
    boing-oing-oing! I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
[23:33] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:34] ---
    I'm everybody's idol, Yukiji Katsura!
[23:36] ---
    What are you doing here, Miss Katsura?
[23:39] ---
    That's cold, Ayasaki. But more importantly!
[23:41] ---
    When in the world is my character
    song going to be finished?!
[23:43] ---
    Hmm, with Miss Katsura,
    I don't think the sales seem that promising.
[23:46] ---
    Agreed.
[23:47] ---
    Pairing up with Tama on a character
    song would probably be about just right.
[23:49] ---
    You've certainly learned
    to speak out, Ayasaki.
[23:52] ---
    Our next guest will be the hamster!
[23:54] ---
    See you!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    So, Miss, you used to
    call Sakuya "Big Sister Saku"?
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:02] ---
    A thing of the unpleasant past.
[24:03] ---
    You've never looked after li'l kids,
[24:05] ---
    and that's why ya still haven't
    grown outta bein' a kiddy.
[24:07] ---
    Don't mock me! If I had younger siblings,
[24:10] ---
    I could look after them
    way better than you, Saku!
[24:12] ---
    For real? Then prove it.
[24:14] ---
    Very well!
[24:15] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:17] ---
    "Do You Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters?"
[24:19] ---
    Did you know?
[24:20] ---
    Next Hayate the Combat Butler
    Do You Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters?
[24:20] ---
    The first thing the Wright brothers flew
    was the younger brother's mobile.