22 - I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound Effect 'Kapoon'. It's Awesome

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[00:05] ---
    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
[00:13] ---
    So he's out training again?
[00:16] ---
    He did say he would learn a
    lethal technique this summer,
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    so he seems to be feeling the pressure a bit.
[00:19] ---
    Namidabashi
[00:24] ---
    It's so early in the morning.
[00:25] ---
    What is he? An old boxer hitting 60?
[00:28] ---
    I better work hard for Hinagiku, too.
[00:31] ---
    Yeah, you're right. For
    Hinagiku, too... Wait, what?
[00:35] ---
    But his dedication is
    what's so great about him.
[00:39] ---
    It is not great!
[00:42] ---
    Summer break is about to end soon,
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    so shouldn't he want to spend more
    time with me because of that?!
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    He should give a little thought to
    how Rocky felt when he lost Adrian!
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    Honestly! What in the world is he thinking?
[00:55] ---
    Miss!
[00:57] ---
    Hayate Ayasaki has arrived!
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    What's the big idea, Klaus?!
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    Well, I thought that I should
    not let you be lonely.
[01:09] ---
    So you came up with this plan to annoy me?
[01:12] ---
    Yes!
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    Mr. Klaus, isn't your character
    growing more and more distorted?
[01:15] ---
    Kinda like this?
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    No, I don't mean that kind
    of character distortion.
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    Besides, I am not feeling lonely.
[01:22] ---
    I am just a little bored.
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    Oh-ho! If you're that bored,
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    why not just take the plunge and
    establish an SOS Brigade or something?
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    You shouldn't be getting anime and
    reality mixed up at your ripe old age.
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    Ouch!
[01:34] ---
    Being told such a thing by the Miss...
    I cannot go on living as a human being!
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    No helping it. I guess I'll
    kill time by reading manga.
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    Study!
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    Hayate the Combat Butler
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    Fishing Lover Sanpei
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
[01:59] ---
    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress
    in all aspects of her life.
[02:06] ---
    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights and puts
    his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    That was it for my screen time.
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    Oh, this was Klaus.
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
[02:22] ---
    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
[02:28] ---
    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
[02:35] ---
    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
[02:38] ---
    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
[02:43] ---
    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
[02:51] ---
    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
[02:56] ---
    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
[02:59] ---
    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
[03:19] ---
    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
[03:32] ---
    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
[03:51] ---
    I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound
    Effect 'Kapooon'. It's Awesome
[03:54] ---
    What? The Miss said that?
[03:56] ---
    She was acting quite sulky.
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    That summer break is almost over, but
    you aren't paying any attention to her.
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    I see.
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    I've been too distracted by the
    issue of my lethal technique lately.
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    Um, so, what is she doing now?
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    Reading manga without studying, as always.
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    Then I shall go keep her company right away.
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    There's no need for that.
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    What?
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    Usually, after she's read some manga, she...
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    Fishing Lover Sanpei
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    Hayate!
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    ...gets influenced by it.
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    Let's go fishing!
[04:27] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Sanzenin
    Secret Base
SIGN    Sanzenin
    Racetrack
SIGN    Sanzenin
    Residence
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    Sanzenin Lake?
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    Yes!
SIGN    Sanzenin
    Lake
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    Sanzenin
     Dome
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    Are there other lakes as well?
[04:35] ---
    Yes. It's a tiny lake, though.
    About 2km in diameter.
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    I-I see.
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    Tiny...
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    But can you really catch fish
    in a lake on the property?
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    You can.
[04:48] ---
    What?
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    The water comes from a spring, so it's clean.
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    And also, her grandfather brought
    fish from all over the world,
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    which have created a unique ecosystem,
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    so the lake is like its own little cosmos.
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    It's easy to determine the dinner
    menu based on what you catch,
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    so it's a very convenient lake.
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    What? Does that mean...
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    ...you're the one doing the fishing, Maria?
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    Wait, so we're self-sufficient when
    it comes to fish dishes at this house?
SIGN    Sanzenin
    Lake
SIGN    Sanzenin
    Private Forest
SIGN    Sanzenin
     Dome
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    Ah! This is quite the lake!
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    It really is a nice, beautiful place.
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    Now, we're going to fish like crazy!
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    First, we'll do fly fishing!
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    What? Fly fishing? Aren't we starting
    with something far too advanced?
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    Not to worry!
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    Sanpei in "Fishing Lover Sanpei"
    was catching tons with fly fishing.
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    If Sanpei could do it,
    there's no way I can't!
[05:37] ---
    Miss, it's not good to get
    manga and reality mixed up.
SIGN    Not so fast!
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    But well, this is an anime.
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    Can't show you!
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    We'll start with fishing using
    some kind of bait, like worms.
[05:47] ---
    D-Don't be ridiculous!
[05:49] ---
    Fishing using worms is scary!
[05:52] ---
    Then, instead of worms...
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    ...how about some paste bait?
[05:56] ---
    What?
[05:57] ---
    In fishing,
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    it begins with crucians
    and ends with crucians.
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    Crucians = Crucian Carp
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    Uh, could it be that you intend
    to fish as well, Maria?
[06:06] ---
    Yes, I think I'll enjoy
    fishing some crucian carp
[06:08] ---
    without having to think about
    dinner ingredients for once.
[06:11] ---
    That statement kind of muddles the issue
[06:12] ---
    as to whether the Sanzenin household
    is actually impressive or not...
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    Let's see...
[06:28] ---
    First...
[06:30] ---
    Oh, paste bait.
[06:33] ---
    Hayate!
[06:33] ---
    Yes?
[06:34] ---
    I just saw something huge in the lake!
[06:36] ---
    What? "Something"? Like what?
[06:39] ---
    It's probably the guardian of
    this lake! No doubt about it!
[06:42] ---
    Oh, please.
[06:43] ---
    I'm not lying!
[06:44] ---
    Maria, is there such a thing in this...
[06:47] ---
    She looks so focused, I can't
    bring myself to disturb her.
[06:50] ---
    More like, she's scary.
[06:51] ---
    Well, that's fine.
[06:52] ---
    Hayate, you just putter around
    and catch some little fish.
[06:55] ---
    Just watch! I will go catch
    the guardian of this lake!
[06:58] ---
    Yes, yes.
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    Then I think I'll use a lure.
[07:03] ---
    I'll need to watch the Miss, so she
    doesn't get tangled up in the line
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    and get hurt...
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    What? Pop?
[07:12] ---
    Hayate, the rod went flying.
[07:14] ---
    It's dangerous if you don't
    hold on to it tightly.
[07:18] ---
    I got one! Yaaah!
[07:25] ---
    What?
[07:25] ---
    What the?!
[07:27] ---
    Ah, quite a shapely crucian carp.
[07:29] ---
    Wow! You caught one already!
[07:32] ---
    Oh, I seem to have gotten one, too!
[07:37] ---
    Wow! Miss, this lake is really
    good for fishing for some reason!
[07:41] ---
    I-I see! Is that right?!
[07:43] ---
    All right! I'll do it, too!
[08:01] ---
    Fishing is boring.
[08:03] ---
    You got tired of it incredibly quickly.
[08:05] ---
    But my rods go flying!
[08:07] ---
    That's because you don't hold on properly.
[08:09] ---
    In that case, it might be better
    to take a boat out into the lake.
[08:14] ---
    A boat?
[08:21] ---
    We're all alone out here, Miss.
[08:24] ---
    I'm so happy, Hayate.
[08:29] ---
    But fly fishing from a boat is difficult,
[08:31] ---
    so perhaps it would be better to stay here...
[08:34] ---
    Let's go, Hayate!
[08:35] ---
    Miss?!
[08:41] ---
    Please watch closely. This is
    how you hold the rod and...
[08:48] ---
    What do you think?
[08:50] ---
    This way, you can cast properly, right?
[08:52] ---
    R-R-Right.
[08:54] ---
    B-But I never imagined that
    the moment we were left alone,
[08:57] ---
    that Hayate would sidle up to me...
[08:58] ---
    He's bolder than I thought.
[09:00] ---
    She's bound to fall off if she
    swings a rod around on the boat,
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    so I need to make sure I keep her steady.
[09:08] ---
    I suppose summer is almost over.
[09:10] ---
    Y-Y-Y-Yeah...
[09:12] ---
    A lot happened this summer, didn't it?
[09:14] ---
    Like going to that seaside camp with everyone
[09:16] ---
    and going to the amusement park with you...
[09:18] ---
    T-True...
[09:20] ---
    I had intended to come up with that lethal
    technique during the summer break,
[09:24] ---
    but in the end, I was unable to do it.
[09:27] ---
    Even though you were so kind
    as to offer your assistance...
[09:31] ---
    I'm such a good-for-nothing, aren't I?
[09:32] ---
    Tha... That's not true...
[09:38] ---
    Shall we set off some sparklers
    together after this?
[09:42] ---
    Little cute ones, like you.
[09:45] ---
    But well, I hope we catch the
    guardian of the lake before that.
[09:49] ---
    I don't... really care if we
    don't catch him at this rate...
[09:52] ---
    What?
[09:54] ---
    Oh! Miss!
[09:57] ---
    You got one!
[09:59] ---
    Look, Miss! It's quite large! It just
    might be the guardian of the lake!
[10:09] ---
    Wha... What the?!
[10:18] ---
    W-Watch out, Miss!
[10:24] ---
    You idiot! Hayate, where do
    you think you're grabbing me?!
[10:26] ---
    Miss, let go of the rod!
[10:28] ---
    You're the one who should let go, you idiot!
[10:55] ---
    Are you all right?
[10:57] ---
    You really shouldn't have pushed your limits.
[10:59] ---
    You're tiny, after all.
[11:02] ---
    Shut up! Hinagiku's about the same size, too!
[11:05] ---
    Huh?
[11:06] ---
    Miss?
[11:08] ---
    Anyway, let's quickly collect
    Maria and go home...
[11:19] ---
    I told you, didn't I?
[11:21] ---
    In fishing, it begins with
    crucians and ends with crucians.
[11:24] ---
    Y-Yes, you did...
[11:26] ---
    It's the guardian...
[11:27] ---
    So, how did you catch it?
[11:32] ---
    That is classified information.
[11:34] ---
    Incidentally, they apparently released
    it because they couldn't eat it.
[11:41] ---
    I'm telling you, it's all about the crucians.
    (Dakara hera dattsuuno, hera.)
[11:46] ---
    Lucky Cha Cha Cha! No, wrong!
    (Rakkii cha cha cha! Ja nai!)
[11:57] ---
    Miss, you need to get out of
    those wet clothes quickly.
[12:01] ---
    Shut up! This all happened
    because of you, you know!
[12:04] ---
    P-Pardon me.
[12:05] ---
    You should both take a bath
    before you catch a cold.
[12:10] ---
    Y-You idiot! Take a bath
    together with Hayate?!
[12:13] ---
    Like hell I could do such
    an embarrassing thing!
[12:16] ---
    No one said anything about
    bathing together with Hayate...
[12:19] ---
    What'll I do? I've made the Miss angry again.
[12:22] ---
    Come on, Hayate, you, too.
    Don't be so depressed.
[12:25] ---
    Let's get warmed up quickly.
[12:27] ---
    Huh?
[12:28] ---
    Uh, um... When you say,
    "Let's get warmed up"...
[12:32] ---
    Could it be that you're inviting
    me to bathe with you...?
[12:35] ---
    Huh?
[12:39] ---
    Yeah, like that would happen.
[12:44] ---
    What have you been thinking about?
[12:48] ---
    I am a coward.
[12:50] ---
    What?
[12:51] ---
    Why did I act in a way that
    seemed like I was rejecting him?
[12:54] ---
    It sounds like there was yet
    another episode between these two
[12:57] ---
    that was open to misunderstanding.
[13:03] ---
    Baths are great.
[13:05] ---
    It's the crowning achievement of the
    civilization that the Lilim created.
[13:09] ---
    Monopolizing this enormous
    bath all by myself,
[13:12] ---
    I can feel all the little
    mistakes floating away from me.
[13:15] ---
    Though, it'd be even better if
    I could enjoy this with Maria.
[13:20] ---
    What?
[13:30] ---
    It can't be...
[13:31] ---
    ...Maria?
[13:40] ---
    M-Maria, this is so... bold...
[13:44] ---
    You go to such extremes to
    avoid temporary contact.
[13:47] ---
    What?!
[13:48] ---
    Are you afraid of connecting
    with other people?
[13:55] ---
    What was that for?!
[13:55] ---
    Shut up!
[13:57] ---
    So, how've you been lately?
[13:59] ---
    How have I been? Fine...
[14:02] ---
    Say, don't you think the
    water's a bit lukewarm?
[14:04] ---
    What? You think so? Isn't this about normal?
[14:06] ---
    Are you crazy?! This is totally lukewarm!
[14:08] ---
    The water's got to be hot for us Edoites!
[14:12] ---
    (Water-resistant)
[14:12] ---
    Push.
[14:18] ---
    H-Hey, are you sure about this?
[14:19] ---
    If you mess around with that stuff...
[14:21] ---
    Don't worry!
[14:22] ---
    Let's see...
[14:23] ---
    It's pretty DANGEROUS, man!
[14:24] ---
    All right, I take this and...
[14:25] ---
    Huh?
[14:26] ---
    Damn! It's hard to press with my paw!
[14:29] ---
    Hey! You shouldn't be so rough with it!
[14:36] ---
    What was that noise just now?
[14:37] ---
    I'll go check.
[14:45] ---
    Hayate?!
[14:47] ---
    We just heard a really loud noise...
[14:50] ---
    Maria...
[14:51] ---
    Crap!
[14:52] ---
    Hey! Tama!
[14:53] ---
    You're planning on running
    away by yourself, aren't you?!
[14:55] ---
    Hold it, Tama!
[14:57] ---
    Tama?
[14:57] ---
    What?
[15:00] ---
    Hey! Don't run!
[15:02] ---
    Hayate, what in the world...
[15:05] ---
    What?
[15:13] ---
    Uh, um...
[15:14] ---
    Would you like to use this for now?
[15:17] ---
    Th-Thank you...
[15:21] ---
    It's over...
[15:27] ---
    I wonder if I should apologize
    to Hayate, after all.
[15:32] ---
    And tell him I feel bad for acting
    cold towards him earlier...
[15:35] ---
    Hayate...
[15:37] ---
    Of all people, to be seen
    like that by Maria...
[15:43] ---
    Hey! Hayate!
[15:49] ---
    Hayate?
[15:54] ---
    I can't go on living at
    this residence any longer!
[15:58] ---
    What?!
[16:03] ---
    Maria...
[16:04] ---
    What'll I do?
[16:06] ---
    I never thought Hayate would
    get that depressed over me...
[16:09] ---
    At this rate, our love will come
    to an end along with the summer!
[16:12] ---
    I have to do something about it!
[16:18] ---
    Hey, there, butler-in-debt!
[16:20] ---
    What're you so down about?
[16:21] ---
    You!
[16:25] ---
    Now, now, you're still
    young. Don't brood so much.
[16:28] ---
    Whose fault do you think this is?
[16:30] ---
    Then how's about making up for it by dying?
[16:33] ---
    Isn't there something I could
    do before I consider death?
[16:35] ---
    Then how about something like this?
[16:37] ---
    Let's start by fixing the bath
    you broke along with the boiler.
[16:41] ---
    That's fine, but you're the
    one who broke everything.
[16:45] ---
    Boiler Room
    Caution: It's flammable, ya know!
[16:54] ---
    What?
[16:55] ---
    The Sanzenin residence
    boiler is powered by AKIRA?
[16:58] ---
    It's this mansion's boiler.
    It's no ordinary beast.
[17:02] ---
    Or more like,
[17:03] ---
    I see markings that clearly indicate
    messing with things will be a bad idea...
[17:06] ---
    Don't mess with things here,
    amateur. It's dangerous.
[17:09] ---
    I don't want a tiger telling me that.
[17:14] ---
    H-Hey, are you really sure about this?
[17:16] ---
    Quit your grumbling.
[17:18] ---
    Let's see...
[17:19] ---
    Is someone here?
[17:24] ---
    Maria!
[17:25] ---
    M-Meow...
[17:26] ---
    Hayate! And Tama...
[17:28] ---
    What are you doing here?
[17:30] ---
    Well, um, I thought I'd
    fix the bath that I broke,
[17:33] ---
    so I came down to the boiler room...
[17:34] ---
    Actually, what are you doing here, Maria?
[17:36] ---
    Well...
[17:38] ---
    I had the same thought
    as you to fix the bath...
[17:41] ---
    She turned away from me!
[17:43] ---
    This is terrible! She probably doesn't
    even want to see my face anymore!
[17:48] ---
    Somehow, I feel awkward seeing him
    after that episode in the bath...
[17:52] ---
    Huh?
[17:54] ---
    What?!
[17:55] ---
    Wh-Wh-What are you crying about, Hayate?!
[17:57] ---
    Because... Because I...
[18:00] ---
    Aw, man, this is kind of
    becoming a pain in the butt.
[18:03] ---
    No guy should bawl like that.
[18:05] ---
    This is the boiler, right?
[18:07] ---
    I'll fix this and get on out of here.
[18:12] ---
    Huh?
[18:13] ---
    Damn it!
[18:14] ---
    What the hell?!
[18:15] ---
    It's so hard to press with my paw!
[18:44] ---
    Maria!
[18:54] ---
    Are you all right, Maria?!
[18:57] ---
    Maria?!
[18:59] ---
    Hayate...
[19:00] ---
    We're going to drown at this
    rate, so I'll drain the water!
[19:03] ---
    What?! But how?!
[19:05] ---
    I'm going to borrow this for a bit.
[19:07] ---
    What?
[19:07] ---
    If I put a small crack in the wall,
    the water pressure should do the rest.
[19:14] ---
    We'll ride that wave.
[19:15] ---
    Hang on to me tightly!
[19:17] ---
    Hayate!
[19:18] ---
    Here we go!
[19:36] ---
    Are you all right, Maria?
[19:38] ---
    Y-Yes, somehow...
[19:41] ---
    But...
[19:43] ---
    The boiler room is a mess now...
[19:46] ---
    P-Pardon me.
[19:48] ---
    Fireworks Set for Slightly Good Kids
[19:48] ---
    Hayate!
[19:52] ---
    Hayate?! Where are you?!
[19:56] ---
    Right now, this is about all I
    can do to return his feelings,
[20:01] ---
    but someday, for sure...!
[20:10] ---
    I really am a good-for-nothing, aren't I?
[20:14] ---
    I'm always making trouble for others...
[20:17] ---
    Maybe I'm not suited to
    being a butler, after all.
[20:20] ---
    You really are a strange one.
[20:23] ---
    You're capable of doing anything flawlessly,
[20:26] ---
    but you're unable to do anything
    passably without making mistakes.
[20:30] ---
    But the way you dedicate
    yourself to these things...
[20:34] ---
    I can't say it's not appealing.
[20:39] ---
    Th-Thank you very much!
[20:41] ---
    I'll continue to work hard to
    be worthy of your kindness!
[20:44] ---
    But well, please do fix the bath.
[20:46] ---
    I will! Let me get right to it!
[20:47] ---
    Oh, it doesn't have to be now...
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    M-Maria...
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    Hayate...
[21:04] ---
    Ha-ya-te!
[21:14] ---
    M-Miss...
[21:16] ---
    To think you would go for Maria
    when you already have me...
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    For real?!
[21:27] ---
    You despicable scoundrel!
[21:36] ---
    And thus, the butler-in-debt's
    fond summer memories
[21:38] ---
    met an untimely demise in the night sky.
[21:41] ---
    So anyway, next episode, we finally
    enter the new school term.
[21:43] ---
    He will be fighting the
    student council members
[21:45] ---
    as well as the teachers' conspiracies!
[21:50] ---
    Good show!
[21:55] ---
    Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:55] ---
    A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
[22:00] ---
    Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:00] ---
    My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:05] ---
    Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:05] ---
    I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
[22:08] ---
    Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:08] ---
    That's not so bad, so I go together
[22:14] ---
    Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:14] ---
    Weather forecasts don't exist
[22:16] ---
    Zenbu kibun-shidai
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    It's all mood-dependent
[22:19] ---
    Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:19] ---
    There's nothing to worry about
[22:21] ---
    Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:21] ---
    Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:24] ---
    Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:24] ---
    On the shoe that I kick up
[22:26] ---
    "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:26] ---
    "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:29] ---
    Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:29] ---
    And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
[22:32] ---
    Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:32] ---
    One more time, a do-over!
[22:34] ---
    Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:34] ---
    I'll try betting once in a while
[22:39] ---
    Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:39] ---
    Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
    Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
    Running through gallantly, to fly
[22:47] ---
    Harema ga mieru The Sky
[22:47] ---
    I can see a break in the weather, the sky
[22:50] ---
    Shinjiteta yo
[22:50] ---
    I had faith
[22:52] ---
    Soshite Make My Way
[22:52] ---
    And then, I make my way
[22:54] ---
    Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:54] ---
    With the hand you quietly reach out
[22:57] ---
    Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:57] ---
    I can become invincible, so I go together
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    Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:04] ---
    Stars so beautiful, it'll
    be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
    This is Isumi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Nagi...
[23:28] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
[23:28] ---
    Butler Report
[23:29] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:31] ---
    A good morning to yogurt! I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
[23:34] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:35] ---
    I am Isumi Saginomiya.
[23:36] ---
    Isumi, this song is so soothing, isn't it?
[23:39] ---
    Oh, my dear Hayate!
[23:40] ---
    Hayate, you said the same
    thing to Maria, too!
[23:42] ---
    What? Did I?
[23:43] ---
    Serving as a main host in this
    segment is too much for you, Hayate!
[23:46] ---
    Pardon me, Miss.
[23:48] ---
    You both seem to having such fun.
[23:51] ---
    And so, Sakuya will be
    appearing starting next time.
[23:54] ---
    Fare-well-pickled scallions!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[23:58] ---
    I'm Makimura and I'll be in charge
    of this class starting today.
SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate
    the Combat Butler" is...
[24:01] ---
    What?! What's the developer of
    the caregiver robot doing here?
[24:04] ---
    This is bad. At this rate,
    my position at Hakuou...
[24:06] ---
    No, my position in this very
    anime is extremely precarious!
[24:09] ---
    So there you have it, Ayasaki!
    You're going to help me!
[24:11] ---
    No, thank you.
[24:12] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:14] ---
    "A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears".
[24:16] ---
    Don't get depressed, Hayata!
[24:18] ---
    You know, how do I say this?
    I like being punished, too.
[24:19] ---
    A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears
[24:22] ---
    Can you believe it?
[24:24] ---