21 - A Big Bother, Even for Peter

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
SIGN    Pier 13 Garbage Collection Site Authorized Personnel Only
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    Where am I?
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    What have I...
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    What in the world was I...
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    This is an awfully ugly robot.
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    Eight.
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    I am going to fight in earnest!
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    I remember now.
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    I... I...
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    I can't meet my end like this!
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress
    in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights and puts
    his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    That voice...
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    I-It's like this enormous suffering!
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    Here begins a story of science
    fiction and suspense!
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    A Big Bother, Even for Peter
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    As I thought, the butler
    uniform just won't do.
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    Huh? Wh-What is this?
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    Don't tell me... not again...
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    It's settled! Metamorphosis!
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    No, no, that can wait for another time.
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    Another time?!
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    You mean, you have plans for
    me to cross-dress again?!
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    Wh-What was I thinking?!
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    Yes, well, eventually.
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    Depending on the ratings, it
    may get slotted in earlier.
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    But that aside, for today,
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    I was thinking you can't be dressed
    like that for the amusement park.
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    A-Amusement park?
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    So there you have it. You're
    going to change clothes!
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    Help me, Maria!
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    Yes, ma'am!
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    Wait! I can... I can change on my own!
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    Ah! That looks quite good on you!
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    Honestly! I'm capable of
    changing on my own, you know.
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    Dressed like that, somehow it makes
    you actually look like a boy your age.
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    Then we're off, Hayate.
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    Oh, yes.
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    Oh, Nagi, your hat.
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    Aww...
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    But Miss, will you be okay
    going to an amusement park?
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    Huh? What do you mean?
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    No, it's just that you're a
    bit of a social recluse, so...
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    Don't refer to me like I'm at the
    forefront of some modern disease!
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    B-But you don't like going out and stuff.
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    Fool. What are you saying?
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    As if I would bother to go
    out to the amusement park!
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    What?
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    This is within the bounds of the property.
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    Mi... Mi... Mi...
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    What is this, Michael Jackson's house?!
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    Pow!
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    See? We didn't need to actually go out.
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    Well, the luxury that the Sanzenin
    family commands certainly is something.
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    But there's one at Isumi's
    place and at Saku's, too.
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    What are you ladies doing, getting
    them like it's a PS3 or something...
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    But why this sudden visit
    to the amusement park?
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    What?
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    Th-That's because, you know,
    during the seaside camp,
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    I didn't get to have much fun with
    you because of how things were.
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    And besides, summer break's almost over
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    and I-I want to enjoy it as much
    as possible, just the two of us.
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    Uh, no, so... um...
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    Huh?
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    But I think an empty amusement
    park feels a bit sad...
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    Wow! Look, look! Friends of the forest!
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    What the?!
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    We've got a new friend
    visiting us today, nyu!
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    M-Miss, what is this?
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    Well, it is an amusement park.
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    It's only natural to have
    some mascot characters.
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    I'm Little Kik Punch, a forest
    fairy of NagiNagiLand, nyu.
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    That's not a nice name.
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    Man, we haven't had a
    visitor in so long, nyu!
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    Seriously... Seriously, thank you for coming!
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    I mean, thank you, nyu!
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    I think I just heard his true feelings...
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    I-Incidentally, when was the
    last time you were here?
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    Hmm, about 3 years ago, I guess?
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    3 years?!
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    I see, but 3 years...
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    It's got to be tough for
    the people on the inside.
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    There are no "people on the inside"!
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    Uh, but you're wearing stuffed suits...
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    I said there aren't and I meant it!
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    We're fairies of the forest!
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    I mean, fairies, nyu!
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    Hey, kids! Here we go with
    the NagiNagi workout!
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    Get over here quick
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    I'm a bit mad
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    Get over here quick
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    But why do you have such a grand
    amusement park at your residence?
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    At mach speeds
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    The old geezer gave it to me
    a while back for my birthday.
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    The old geezer? Oh!
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    If I recall correctly, I've met him, too...
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    What's wrong, Hayate?
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    N-No, it's nothing.
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    B-But so it was a birthday present.
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    I guess your grandfather
    is quite kind to you.
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    Do you really think so?
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    What? He's not?
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    If you think so, look carefully around you.
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    Look carefully?
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    In fact, all the rides
    at this amusement park...
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    ...require that you're over 140cm tall!
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    Must be at least 140cm tall to ride
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    140cm!
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    140! Got it?!
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    In other words, almost none of
    the rides are available to me.
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    Th-That's a horribly elaborate
    way to pick on you.
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    It's inconceivable that he would do
    anything that might make me happy.
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    That's why I hate him.
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    The Miss is as tiny as
    ever and can't ride them,
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    but you can, right?
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    Everyone, come on over here!
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    We've got our first visitor
    ever to ride the attractions!
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    What? What?!
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    H-Hayate, are you okay?
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    Y-Yes.
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    But if possible, I'd like
    something safer next...
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    In that case, the horror house might be good.
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    The horror house?
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    Good idea. That won't have a
    height requirement, either.
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    N-No, wh-wh-what are you saying?!
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    H-H-Horror houses are... s-s-scary!
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    Well, that's what they're for, after all.
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    N-N-No, I'm not scared! I'll
    have you know, I'm not scared!
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    It's just that, you know,
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    it'd be dangerous if there's a
    hole in the floor or something!
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    This is bad. At this rate, they're
    going to bypass the horror house.
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    After we've practiced so hard!
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    But if we're not careful and we
    make the Miss cry or something,
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    we might get fired.
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    We can't have that...
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    I'll go check first to see if
    there's anything dangerous.
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    Well, if you insist...
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    Him alone?
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    Entering the horror house...
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    ...will be him alone!
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    In that case, I can friggin' roll him!
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    Y-You're going to friggin' roll him?!
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    Then, I'll be going.
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    B-Be careful.
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    But man, the degree of
    perfection here is impressive.
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    It's really amazing.
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    This might make the Miss cry...
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    Wh-What are you doing?!
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    Well, we have to scare you.
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    That'll kill me before it scares me!
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    But you know...
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    I'll use the back of the sword.
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    That weapon doesn't have a back...
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    H-Hayate!
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    Given this situation, maybe
    I'll be permitted to use that!
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    Please make sure to get permission for it!
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    The greatest technique of Dragon Shiryu!
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    Rozan!
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    You're too optimistic, my dearie.
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    Nope, still didn't happen
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    Actually, what is this all about?!
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    You're trying to make this
    look like an accident,
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    but you're clearly out for blood!
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    Hmm... You want to know why?
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    Well...
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    If I had to say, I suppose it's
    a direct grudge against you.
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    Y-You're...!
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    Who are you again?
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    Y-You don't remember me?!
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    Um, I have no idea who you might be,
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    but what grudge do you have against me?
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    B-Bastard! Unforgivable!
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    Flip.
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    I doubt you can see me in this dark!
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    I'm going to get close to you now...
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    D-Damn it!
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    Let's see how well you hold up.
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    There! We turned the lights on,
    so you won't be scared, Miss!
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    Ah! This isn't scary now.
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    Hayate! You're all right!
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    Y-Yes.
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    Who the heck is that?
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    I don't know who he is or where
    he's from, but he's one ugly robot.
[10:06] ---
    Y-You...
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    ...stinking brat! You, too, huh?!
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    Watch out, Miss!
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    Bastard! You're new here! The hell
    are you doing going after the Miss?!
[10:14] ---
    Ow! Owowowowow!
[10:15] ---
    O-Ouch! That hurts!
[10:17] ---
    Don't underestimate us! Don't
    underestimate the forest fairies!
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    D-Damn it all!
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    Debt-ridden butler, just you remember this!
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    I'll get even with you for sure!
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    Wh-What in the world was that about?
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    No idea...
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    Miss.
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    Let us go.
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    This is your precious summer break.
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    Please enjoy the amusement
    park to your heart's content.
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    Hayate!
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    Yes! Let's go!
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    I've got nothing to do.
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    I haven't had a single customer.
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    This break was a good opportunity,
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    so I thought I might get to see
    Hayate if I worked here, but...
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    Hayate, hurry, hurry! We're going
    on the merry-go-round next!
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    Yes, Miss!
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    Love is about passing each other by.
    To be continued in the second half.
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    Finally, a group of four!
    (Tou-tou yonin gumi!)
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    What animal has long ears?
    (Mimi no nagai doubutsu nanda?)
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    Mikado Hyper Energy
    Fujisusono Training Grounds
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    And now, we will hereby...
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    ...commence the test for the
    new caregiver robot, Model 9!
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    Contacts! Activate Model 9!
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    Activating!
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    Activate targets!
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    Fire Caregiver Missiles!
[12:13] ---
    All missiles found their targets!
[12:14] ---
    Good! Fire Caregiver Laser!
[12:20] ---
    Good.
[12:21] ---
    Activate Caregiver Goldion Hammer!
[12:23] ---
    Approved!
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    A sink or swim moment.
[12:26] ---
    Please wait a moment
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    The experiment is a success!
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    The aging population will
    have nothing to fear now.
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    Chief, something moving at high
    speeds is approaching Model 9!
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    "Something"?
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    It's too small. I can't verify the data!
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    Model 9, intercept it!
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    Boost, on!
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    M-My Model 9...
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    All right, the control chip's mine now.
[13:12] ---
    Slot.
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    Spin... Spin...
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    Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin,
    spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin!
[13:25] ---
    That debt-ridden butler's
    no match for me now!
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    Hey!
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    You there, robot!
[13:32] ---
    Whose industrial spy are you?!
[13:35] ---
    M-Miss Makimura!
[13:37] ---
    Don't tell me that even
    you've forgotten about me!
[13:42] ---
    Oh! Hold it right there!
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    I feel like I've seen that
    robot somewhere before...
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    Damn it all! Miss Makimura, wait for me!
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    I'll... Without fail, I'll...
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    Maria, I really, really had fun today!
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    It was like Hayate went all-out,
    whoosh, and hopping with a smile!
[14:04] ---
    Yes, yes.
[14:05] ---
    Hayate really enjoyed it, too!
[14:08] ---
    It makes one happy when one does nice
    things for others, doesn't it, Maria?
[14:13] ---
    You've made yourself very clear,
    so please go to bed now.
[14:17] ---
    I wonder if Hayate is all right.
[14:20] ---
    I treated him for everything
    in general, but...
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    I've burnt out.
[14:27] ---
    Into pure white ash.
[14:31] ---
    This is my chance!
[14:32] ---
    I can friggin' roll him now,
    in one fell swoop and...
[14:35] ---
    Hold it right there!
[14:36] ---
    He's mine!
[14:39] ---
    Y-You're the robot from earlier today!
[14:43] ---
    As I recall, you showed up in Episode 3.
[14:45] ---
    You're the caregiver robot, who
    was defeated by Hayate. Eight!
[14:48] ---
    Oh!
[14:49] ---
    You! You recognize me...?
[14:51] ---
    Tama, why are you the
    only one who remembered?!
[14:54] ---
    Hayate, unlike you, sitting on
    your laurels as the protagonist,
[14:58] ---
    I've watched the opening
    sequence to death every week.
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    Why? Because it's the only place
    where I show up on a regular basis!
[15:07] ---
    And this Eight's in a similar situation.
[15:10] ---
    He gets no screen time, but he
    shows up in the opening sequence.
[15:12] ---
    That's why I knew!
[15:14] ---
    What? Was this robot in here?
[15:16] ---
    We haven't seen the "very generous
    people" next to him lately, either.
[15:21] ---
    Now, I'm going to get my revenge!
[15:25] ---
    The sound effects are quite thrilling.
[15:28] ---
    Wh-What could this commotion be?
[15:30] ---
    Let's leave it to Hayate.
[15:33] ---
    He's been on a roll today!
[15:34] ---
    Yay...
[15:37] ---
    R-Revenge?!
[15:39] ---
    It was all your fault for going on a rampage!
[15:42] ---
    Shut up! Because I was defeated by you, I...
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    I lost everything!
[15:48] ---
    Eight, you're going to become the
    best caregiver robot in the world.
[15:53] ---
    With my creator's expectations
    riding solely on me,
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    I spent day and night undergoing experiments.
[15:59] ---
    It was boring, but I did my best!
[16:01] ---
    Why? Because...
SIGN    Chief Developer Shiori Makimura 22yrs (single)
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    Eight, are you doing okay?
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    Yes, because I had her.
[16:08] ---
    Eight, you're amazing!
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    You're so cool!
[16:12] ---
    Eight!
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    Eight!
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    Beet!
[16:15] ---
    That's from "Beet the Vandel Buster".
[16:16] ---
    She was everything to me.
[16:18] ---
    But on that day...
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    What?! Eight was defeated
    by some scummy human?!
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    And he was defeated like that?
[16:25] ---
    And my Caregiver Missiles didn't even work?
[16:27] ---
    Ch-Chief...
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    Then we'll cancel the project.
[16:30] ---
    Crushed!
[16:32] ---
    The idea that we should have robots
    do everything is wrong to begin with.
[16:36] ---
    Besides, its design and functionality
    are both super lame.
[16:38] ---
    Ch-Chief!
[16:41] ---
    Thus, I lost everything
[16:43] ---
    and I ended up being disposed
    of as nonburnable trash!
[16:47] ---
    Spacey and forgetful, the Chief
    completely forgot about me
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    and it seems she's been devoting herself
[16:52] ---
    to developing a new caregiver robot...
[16:55] ---
    But my... my pain will not be assuaged...
[16:59] ---
    I want to recapture her smile
    again and to do that...
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    Hayate, I have to beat you and that
    stupid pigtail girl to a pulp!
[17:09] ---
    Rarrr!
[17:15] ---
    Wh-What?! You're just a pet, you bastard!
[17:18] ---
    Shut up, Scrap Sandayuu!
[17:20] ---
    The butler-in-debt's a scummy human,
    who's pitiful and boneheaded,
[17:23] ---
    and I don't care how much
    you friggin' roll him.
[17:26] ---
    But anyone who harms the Miss
    will have to answer to me!
[17:29] ---
    Sure, the Miss is spoiled,
    willful, and domineering.
[17:32] ---
    She acts on impulse and she
    never admits to being wrong.
[17:35] ---
    She's twice as stubborn as others,
    ignorant of the world, and haughty,
[17:37] ---
    and yet, her weakness is that she
    can't sleep alone in a darkened room.
[17:41] ---
    And while she insists that
    she has athletic ability,
[17:43] ---
    she actually doesn't, which all
    makes her a worthless person...
[17:48] ---
    But to me, she's the person I owe my life to.
[17:50] ---
    What's wrong, Nagi?
[17:52] ---
    Well, I don't really know,
[17:53] ---
    but I feel like something was
    said that really pisses me off...
[17:56] ---
    So, anyone who turns against the Miss...
[17:59] ---
    I'll crush them all!
[18:03] ---
    Wait!
[18:04] ---
    Hayate! Wh-Why you!
[18:07] ---
    He was out to kill you and
    you're going to protect him?!
[18:12] ---
    I know how lonely and sad
    it feels to be abandoned.
[18:17] ---
    But...
[18:18] ---
    But we had someone who
    took us in and saved us...
[18:24] ---
    That's why we're here now.
[18:27] ---
    And that goes for you, too, Tama.
[18:32] ---
    How I feel...
[18:35] ---
    You understand how I feel?
[18:39] ---
    I've experienced something similar, so...
[18:41] ---
    I see.
[18:43] ---
    If you understand how I feel,
[18:45] ---
    Hayate, let me friggin' roll
    you, right here and now!
[18:49] ---
    The sound is growing louder again.
[18:51] ---
    According to security's report,
[18:53] ---
    that caregiver robot from
    earlier has come for revenge
[18:55] ---
    and it seems to be going on a huge rampage.
[18:57] ---
    Um, are you sure we don't need to go help?
[18:59] ---
    Like Hayate would lose against
    someone he's fought before.
[19:02] ---
    But it's Version 8.1 now and
    it seems to have powered up.
[19:06] ---
    8.1? That's just a patch.
[19:09] ---
    Besides, Hayate is fighting for me, you know.
[19:13] ---
    It sort of warms your heart, doesn't it?
[19:15] ---
    I just hope he's not getting burned...
[19:19] ---
    Awaken!
[19:20] ---
    My new lethal mode that
    came with the upgrade!
[19:23] ---
    Mosquito Destroy Mode!
[19:27] ---
    The Japanese summer is
    filled with mosquitoes.
[19:30] ---
    To ensure one's owner sleeps comfortably,
[19:32] ---
    this functionality is a must.
[19:35] ---
    Um, why don't we stop right here?
[19:37] ---
    You won't be able to win
    against us like that.
[19:39] ---
    Sh-Shut up!
[19:41] ---
    No matter what it takes, I
    will once again get her to...
[19:43] ---
    Eight!
[19:44] ---
    Th-That voice... It can't be...
[19:48] ---
    Ch-Chief!
[19:49] ---
    Eight, thank goodness, you're here!
[19:52] ---
    I... I remembered you!
[19:56] ---
    S-So? What are you doing
    here after all this time?
[19:59] ---
    You already abandoned me...
[20:02] ---
    I'm sorry.
[20:03] ---
    But you're wrong about that.
[20:04] ---
    There was a little mistake...
[20:07] ---
    Chief?
[20:08] ---
    I threw you out as nonburnable
    trash without even thinking...
[20:13] ---
    I really feel bad about that.
[20:16] ---
    Chief!
[20:18] ---
    I was wrong.
[20:20] ---
    It doesn't matter now!
[20:21] ---
    Eight, you're not nonburnable trash.
[20:25] ---
    Damn, what a tearjerker!
[20:28] ---
    Yeah.
[20:29] ---
    You're oversized trash.
[20:31] ---
    What?
[20:34] ---
    Hello. We spoke on the phone?
[20:37] ---
    Oh, please take care of it.
[20:38] ---
    So this is it?
[20:39] ---
    Yes, thank you.
[20:41] ---
    Ch-Chief?
[20:42] ---
    Have you heard of the Consumer
    Electronics Recycling Law?
[20:44] ---
    Apparently, you're not allowed to just
    throw electronic appliances away.
[20:47] ---
    But don't worry.
[20:48] ---
    The workers will disassemble
    you properly to dispose of you.
[20:52] ---
    So there you have it. Bye now.
[20:55] ---
    Aren't you glad it was the Miss who found us?
[20:58] ---
    Yeah.
[20:59] ---
    But this ends on a far too dismal note!
[21:02] ---
    Oh, we have to save Eight somehow!
[21:05] ---
    But what can we possibly do?
[21:08] ---
    Leave it to me.
[21:12] ---
    Hello? Is this Makimura?
[21:13] ---
    It's me, Nagi Sanzenin.
[21:16] ---
    Listen to me. You must not heartlessly
    destroy that junky robot.
[21:20] ---
    Good.
[21:22] ---
    Just like her, right?
[21:23] ---
    What?! I had no idea you
    had such a special talent!
[21:27] ---
    Hayate! Hayate!
[21:29] ---
    Did you use stuff like Kamehameha
    to defeat your opponent yesterday?!
[21:32] ---
    No, I haven't quite gotten that far...
[21:34] ---
    Incidentally, shortly after
    leaving the residence, Eight...
[21:38] ---
    Miss Makimura, please go out with me.
[21:41] ---
    What? Sure.
[21:43] ---
    And thus, it seems he's
    moved on to a new phase.
[21:46] ---
    Next time, in pursuit of the throne
    of victory in the Fishlympics,
[21:49] ---
    they will fight the guardian of the lake!
[21:56] ---
    Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:56] ---
    A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
[22:01] ---
    Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:01] ---
    My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:06] ---
    Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:06] ---
    I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
[22:09] ---
    Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:09] ---
    That's not so bad, so I go together
[22:14] ---
    Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:14] ---
    Weather forecasts don't exist
[22:17] ---
    Zenbu kibun-shidai
[22:17] ---
    It's all mood-dependent
[22:19] ---
    Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:19] ---
    There's nothing to worry about
[22:22] ---
    Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:22] ---
    Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:25] ---
    Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:25] ---
    On the shoe that I kick up
[22:27] ---
    "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:27] ---
    "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:30] ---
    Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:30] ---
    And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
[22:32] ---
    Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:32] ---
    One more time, a do-over!
[22:35] ---
    Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:35] ---
    I'll try betting once in a while
[22:39] ---
    Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:39] ---
    Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
    Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
    Running through gallantly, to fly
[22:48] ---
    Harema ga mieru The Sky
[22:48] ---
    I can see a break in the weather, the sky
[22:50] ---
    Shinjiteta yo
[22:50] ---
    I had faith
[22:53] ---
    Soshite Make My Way
[22:53] ---
    And then, I make my way
[22:55] ---
    Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:55] ---
    With the hand you quietly reach out
[22:58] ---
    Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:58] ---
    I can become invincible, so I go together
[23:04] ---
    Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:04] ---
    Stars so beautiful, it'll
    be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:28] ---
    ...and Isumi's...
[23:29] ---
    Butler Report
[23:29] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:31] ---
    Last time, Isumi wasn't able
    to say anything about the song,
[23:34] ---
    so this time, I'm here to back her up!
[23:37] ---
    Thank you, Nagi.
[23:39] ---
    So, Isumi, this song is, you know...
[23:41] ---
    It's got your sort of dreamy feel,
    and a laid-back, mellow feel,
[23:44] ---
    plus this "boof" feel, so I think it's good.
[23:45] ---
    Oh, dear
[23:46] ---
    I am afraid that does not get
    the message across at all...
[23:50] ---
    Hm, well, you know, it's a nice song.
[23:53] ---
    Thank you, Nagi.
[23:55] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    This time, we're fishing!
    We're going to fish up tons!
[23:59] ---
    First, we'll do fly fishing!
SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate
    the Combat Butler" is...
[24:01] ---
    Fly fishing? Aren't we starting
    with something far too advanced?
[24:03] ---
    Sanpei in "Fishing Lover Sanpei"
    was catching tons with fly fishing.
[24:06] ---
    If Sanpei could do it,
    there's no way I can't!
[24:08] ---
    Miss, it's not good to get
    manga and reality mixed up!
[24:12] ---
    I got one! I got one! I got one! Yaaah!
[24:15] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:16] ---
    "I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound
    Effect 'Kapooon'. It's Awesome".
[24:19] ---
    I never imagined that the
    moment we were left alone,
[24:19] ---
    I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound
    Effect 'Kapooon'. It's Awesome
[24:21] ---
    that Hayate would sidle up to me...
[24:23] ---
    The fun will be in the
    red zone again next time!
[24:25] ---