41 - Goodbye Teacher, Despair - Graduation Special

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    make sure you keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    Then we'll see you later, Maria.
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    See you later.
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    Oh, yeah, Maria.
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    If you have time, go rent the DVDs
    listed here from Wataru's store.
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    I understand.
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    It's cold, so please be careful.
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    It's not a problem!
    I have that taken care of!
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    It really is cold.
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    Huh? What the? Where's the Miss?
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    Hey, don't turn around!
    I'll be directly in the wind!
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    What?!
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    You're very resourceful, Miss.
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    Good morning, Hinagiku.
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    What's wrong? You're all spaced out.
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    Hinagiku!
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    Oh!
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    I'm sorry. There's
    something on my mind, so...
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    What?!
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    Could it be that walking disaster
    sprinkler of a superintendent
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    has been up to no good again?!
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    Oh, that woman should
    be enjoying her vacation
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    on a tropical island right about now.
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    Here you are, Mistress Kuzuha. Say, "Ah!"
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    But surely we didn't have to do
    the New Year's Breaking of the Mochi
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    all the way out here...
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    Well, it's for good luck, after all.
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    Th-Then, what in the world...
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    Actually, my sis gave me New Year's money.
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    What?!
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    Miss Katsura gave you New Year's money?!
SIGN    New Year's Money To Hinagiku From Sis
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    She came over to the house yesterday
    and left this on my desk.
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    I mean, it was just 500 yen in there, but...
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    500 yen?!
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    Oh, that's all?
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    Th-That's a fortune!
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    All I ever got every year
    was red beans or peanuts.
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    Morning!
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    Now, now. You're going to be late
    if you're too caught up in chitchat.
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    You're under arrest!
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    There, a knock to your noggin.
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    Sh-She's not her usual self!
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    Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?
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    That a humongous mansion like
    this exists somewhere in Tokyo?
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    The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...
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    Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.
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    They are both a bit clueless
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    and both have a bit of
    the wrong idea about each other,
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    but they share the immensely strong,
    loving bond between servant and mistress.
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    M-Miss Katsura's acting
    differently than usual!
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    She's sparkling somehow!
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    What in the world happened, Sis?!
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    Zettai nante shinjinai!
     I don't believe in absolutes!
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    Fukanou nante nai!
    No such thing as impossible!
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    Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
     The future is in the open palm of my hands
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    Honne o misecha make datoka
    Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
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    Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
     Or a life tapping away at a calculator
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    Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
     Rather than be false to myself like that
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    Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
    I'll struggle to be uniquely naive and honest!
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    Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
     If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
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    Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
    And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
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    Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
    I'll entrust you with the treasure map
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    Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
    I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
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    Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
    A development that's way too lucky
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    Kotae wa mayowanai
    I won't hesitate to give my answer
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    Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
    It's easy! It's all for you
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    Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
    I won't worry about the rumors
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    Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
     I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
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    Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
    The moment to start running is right here, right now
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    Despairing Goodbye to the Teacher
    ~A Graduation Special
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    What's wrong, you guys?
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    Well, it's not really anything,
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    but your Gigantor-esque change
    in personality has us shocked...
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    Could it be that you went
    and ate some plants
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    or maybe laughing mushrooms
    from the side of the road?
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    Oh? Why do you ask?
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    Wh-Why? Well, because...
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    It's just...
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    It's just that today is a very
    special day for me.
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    A special day?!
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    Well, it's almost time for the faculty
    morning meeting, so later!
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    This is...!
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    What?!
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    Katsy's quitting being a teacher?!
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    Yes, that appears to be the case.
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    What should we do?
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    Wh-What is so funny?
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    Because that's just bananas!
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    Yujiki quitting being
    a teacher is inconceivable.
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    Yeah, that's right. If she quit,
    where would she live?
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    But she's clearly been
    acting strangely since morning
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    and she said today was
    a special day or something.
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    On top of which, she even
    gave Hinagiku New Year's money.
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    Perhaps she plans to quit Hakuou
    and go somewhere far away...
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    Yeah, right!
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    If that turns out to be true,
    I'll shave my head bald!
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    I'll change my name to Spicysaltedcodroe!
[05:45] ---
    Then I'll change the title of this anime
    to "Yamabiko the Combat Butler"!
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    Don't change it without permission!
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    Well, for example, if you actually
    saw her letter of resignation,
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    then I'd be convinced.
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    Yup, yup.
SIGN    Letter of Resignation
SIGN    Letter of Resignation
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    What?!
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    N-No way!
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    I never imagined it could be true!
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    More like, if you found it,
    tell us that first!
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    K-Katsy!
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    Oh? Can I help you with something?
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    Is the story about quitting true?!
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    It's a joke, right?!
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    Tell us it's a joke!
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    Yes, it's true.
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    What?!
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    R-Really?!
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    Yes, today's the last day.
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    Today?!
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    Isn't that sudden?!
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    I'm sorry.
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    I don't know, it was just hard
    to bring it up to you guys.
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    Tell me it's not true, Sis!
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    Hina.
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    Come on! What's there to do
    if not teaching?!
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    There are plenty of things to do out there.
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    Traveling, starting over in life...
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    Why?! Why did you keep quiet
    about such an important thing?!
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    That's right! Don't be
    such a stranger, Katsy!
[07:02] ---
    So true, so true, sauce true!
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    Why wasn't there any discussion of this?!
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    As an adult, there's no need
    to discuss every little move like that.
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    Don't worry. Plenty of thought
    went into this decision.
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    Miss Katsura!
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    I'm sorry about catching you
    all unawares, but you see...
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    Goodbyes have a way of suddenly
    sneaking up on you one day.
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    It's sad, but life is full
    of sudden goodbyes.
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    There are no dandelions in winter.
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    Oh, Marilla, I guess when you're
    truly sad, the tears just won't come.
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    Sudden goodbyes...
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    But in exchange,
    I'll never say goodbye to you.
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    I'm sorry, Matthew,
    but I can't even must a single tear!
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    Sis, you jerk!
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    See if I care about you anymore!
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    Just go die in some ditch somewhere!
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    H-Hinagiku!
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    Hina...
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    Hina, let's go home soon.
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    Look! Awesome, huh?
    I got all this New Year's money!
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    Me, too!
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    Um, this was from Daddy.
    And this one's from Mommy.
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    This was from Granny.
    And this one was Grandpa!
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    Hina.
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    Oh, Sis!
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    Come to think of it, I still hadn't
    given you your New Year's money, right?
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    Hold out your hand.
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    Huh?
[09:07] ---
    Here.
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    You'll have to let me off
    with that for this year.
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    But in exchange,
    I'll never say goodbye to you.
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    Really?!
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    Of course, by all Maeda's Crackers!
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    Come on. I'll give you a piggyback ride,
    so let's hurry on home.
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    Okay!
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    Sis, you liar!
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    Oof, off we go.
    (Rukkorase tto.)
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    I guess ages trumps all.
    (Toshi ni wa katenai no ne.)
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    I never thought Katsy would seriously quit.
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    It doesn't seem real.
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    When all's said and done, she's
    been there for us in so many ways.
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    How are we to survive the homework
    assignments and tests from now on?
[10:15] ---
    This seems to have come as a great shock...
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    But something about this bugs me.
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    What?
[10:21] ---
    She may be capricious,
    but this is on a whole another level.
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    Perhaps, but there's no disputing the facts.
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    Aw, man,
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    I wish we could've had at least one
    more class of Katsy's world history.
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    Yup, yup.
[10:35] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[10:37] ---
    With the 6th period homeroom next,
    it's goodbye Miss Katsura.
[10:43] ---
    That's it! Homeroom!
[10:48] ---
    Um, then let's get homeroom started.
[10:52] ---
    Um... um... Today's topic is...
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    Me! Miss Katsura!
[10:57] ---
    There's parts of the rise
    and fall of the Frankish Empire
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    that I don't understand, so could
    you give us a lecture on that?
[11:02] ---
    What?!
[11:03] ---
    I want an encore of the Reconquista
    during Spain's middle ages!
[11:07] ---
    What were the four apples
    that go down in history again?
[11:10] ---
    Is it true that Pythagoras
    was allergic to broad beans?
[11:14] ---
    Is it true that the inventor
    of instant curry was British?
[11:17] ---
    We have lots of other questions,
    too, so please teach it all to us!
[11:19] ---
    You guys...
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    All right! You got it!
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    Yes!
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    Since it's come to this, we better
    fully enjoy Yukiji's final lecture.
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    Okay, are you listening?
    This part is key. Key, I tell you.
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    1806, the Berlin Decree!
    Make sure you get that in your heads!
[11:39] ---
    Mm, Miss Katsura's lectures always
    did move along at a good clip.
[11:43] ---
    She seems irresponsible,
    but she's actually a good teacher.
[11:46] ---
    By the way, did you know
    that Napoleon was into fortune telling?
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    And she teaches us stuff
    that's not in the textbooks, too.
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    It was a simple method,
    where he held a coin in his left hand
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    and flipped a crêpe in a frying pan.
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    But he did it five times
    and he messed up on the fifth try.
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    That was the year 1812!
[12:03] ---
    Yup! The year he failed
    in his invasion of Russia!
[12:03] ---
    But I guess we'll never get to attend...
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    ...these lectures again...
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    Got it? This part is key, too.
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    Make sure you check it out
    in your textbooks later.
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    Oh, by the way,
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    the reason Napoleon always has his
    right hand in his pocket is because...
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    Uh, wait. Why are you crying, Miss Segawa?
[12:35] ---
    You idiot! Don't cry!
[12:39] ---
    Th-These aren't tears! They're
    leftover water from last night's bath!
[12:43] ---
    Good!
[12:43] ---
    Huh?
[12:45] ---
    I see, so you guys finally understand.
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    That history is built
    on layers upon layers of tears!
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    Saying hello and goodbye,
    and then saying hello again!
[12:55] ---
    It's those connections between
    people that make history!
[12:58] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[13:00] ---
    The kanji for "man" depicts two
    people leaning on each other!
SIGN    Man
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    Yes! Man cannot live life alone, you see!
[13:07] ---
    We can't live...
[13:09] ---
    ...life alone...
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    Once Sis is gone, I'll also...
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    There isn't a soul out there
    who goes through life alone.
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    Even when people are apart,
    in their hearts, they remain connected.
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    That's what I believe.
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    I want you all to understand that, too.
    And please don't forget.
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    The tears are the sweat of the heart!
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    And that love is the labor of the heart!
[13:43] ---
    That concludes our class.
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    Thank you, everyone!
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    Don't go, Sis!
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    Please don't quit!
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    There's still lots more
    that we want to learn!
[14:04] ---
    And lots more fun we want to have!
[14:06] ---
    Ma'am!
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    Without you, my life would be
    in less danger and it'll be boring!
[14:10] ---
    Wh-What are you all talking about?
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    Even after all this, are you still
    going to quit and leave us behind?
[14:16] ---
    At least stay with us until we graduate!
[14:19] ---
    Please promise!
[14:22] ---
    Promise?
[14:25] ---
    Could it be that this was...?
[14:27] ---
    Uh, um, you guys...
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    Please don't quit!
[14:31] ---
    Thank you, everyone!
[14:33] ---
    I had no idea you cared so much
    about me! It makes me so happy!
[14:37] ---
    What?!
[14:40] ---
    Working as a teacher was a lot
    harder than I ever imagined and...
[14:45] ---
    Sorry about this. We've
    got one more place to go to.
[14:48] ---
    What?!
[14:51] ---
    Please get up!
[14:54] ---
    That's why I handed my letter
    of resignation to Miss Katsura.
[14:58] ---
    Letter of resignation?
[14:59] ---
    You don't mean... this?
[15:01] ---
    Oh, that's it!
[15:02] ---
    Oh, uh, sorry about that.
    I forgot to give it to the superintendent.
[15:06] ---
    Thank you very much!
[15:08] ---
    Observing your lecture,
    I was able to realize something.
[15:12] ---
    To realize just how wonderful the bond
    between teacher and student is!
[15:15] ---
    Everyone, please forgive me
    for not seeing how deeply you love me!
[15:20] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[15:22] ---
    Oh, how touching this is!
[15:26] ---
    Um...
[15:27] ---
    Huh? What?
[15:28] ---
    Um, um, there's a huge storm
    of "why" brewing here...
[15:32] ---
    So, you're not quitting, Yukiji?
[15:35] ---
    Huh? There's no way I'd quit.
[15:38] ---
    What?!
[15:39] ---
    Then what about that unnaturally
    sparkling smiley aura from this morning?
[15:43] ---
    Oh!
[15:44] ---
    Because today's been a super
    lucky day for me since morning!
[15:51] ---
    Shut up!
[15:55] ---
    Here's Mistress Nobuko
    Saeki's fortune for today!
[15:58] ---
    Congratulations! In first
    place come the Scorpios!
[16:01] ---
    Particularly for those of you
    with blood type B, who love to drink,
[16:03] ---
    and whose pinky toe nails are long,
[16:05] ---
    this is a once in a dozen
    years super lucky day!
[16:09] ---
    As if stuff like that's ever accurate.
[16:12] ---
    A l-lucky standing tea leaf!
[16:14] ---
    The egg!
[16:16] ---
    The eyebrows!
SIGN    Rhapsody of the Koalas
SIGN    Choco-balls
[16:18] ---
    The angel!
[16:19] ---
    R-Red snappers!
[16:21] ---
    That's what happened!
    Don't you think it's amazing?!
[16:25] ---
    Uber happy! Super happy!
    I'm totally on a roll!
[16:27] ---
    Wh-What?!
[16:30] ---
    Look, look! These are the actual goods!
[16:32] ---
    No wonder even Napoleon
    believed in fortune telling!
[16:40] ---
    For my stupid sister's numerous
    misleading, bothersome reactions,
[16:44] ---
    I am truly sorry
    for the trouble she's caused!
[16:48] ---
    It seems we jumped to conclusions, too.
[16:50] ---
    I thought it was strange from the start.
[16:53] ---
    What did we cry all those tears for?
[16:56] ---
    We'll make sure to get back at you for this!
[16:58] ---
    Yeah! Give us a free pass
    for 50 years' worth of homework!
[17:01] ---
    Wh-What did I ever do?
[17:04] ---
    I'm never going to
    believe in fortunes again!
[17:06] ---
    And thus, the spinster teacher
    grew ever more dispirited.
[17:11] ---
    Oh?
[17:12] ---
    Then what meaning was there in Miss
    Katsura giving you New Year's money?
[17:19] ---
    That mystery's already been solved.
[17:21] ---
    Damn it. Come at me with everything
    you got. You sons of bitches.
[17:24] ---
    She's so utterly hopeless.
[17:35] ---
    I'll give you real, proper
    New Year's money someday, okay?
[17:38] ---
    When is someday?
[17:40] ---
    Hmm, next year...
[17:42] ---
    No, I'm not quite sure I can make that.
[17:44] ---
    In three years...
[17:45] ---
    Err, well... In ten years...?
[17:49] ---
    I'll get it to you for sure
    by New Year's ten years from now.
[17:52] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Video Rental V Tachibana
[18:07] ---
    Let's see, "Pirates of Sanriku Coast"
    and "Spider Guy 3", right?
[18:12] ---
    Here!
[18:13] ---
    Thank you, as always.
[18:15] ---
    Tell Nagi to make sure she
    returns them by the due date.
[18:18] ---
    Yes, I understand.
[18:20] ---
    Maria!
[18:21] ---
    Um, if you don't mind,
    please take this with you.
SIGN    Urusai People
[18:24] ---
    Oh, my! But...
[18:25] ---
    Please think nothing of it.
[18:27] ---
    My grandma sent me a massive shipment.
[18:32] ---
    Th-These are...
[18:34] ---
    They're still available?
[18:36] ---
    Or rather, where in the world
    is Saki's grandmother from...?
[18:39] ---
    Oh?
[18:43] ---
    What should I do?
[18:44] ---
    The New Year's card I wrote for Hayate...
[18:46] ---
    I've been trying to decide
    whether to send it or not
[18:48] ---
    and now the New Year's here already.
[18:50] ---
    More like, didn't I decide
    that my resolution for this year
[18:52] ---
    was to become a mature woman,
    brimming with courage?!
SIGN    Happy New Year! Here's to another great year! Ayumu Nishizawa
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    I can't do it! I'll come again tomorrow!
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    Ow!
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    What the hell was that?
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    Trying to pick a fight, bitch?
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    What should I do?! What should I do?!
    I think I might get killed!
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    You listening?!
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
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    Mess with us and we'll get you good!
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    Or actually, why do I always get
    into trouble like this?!
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    You've got some nerve tackling me like that!
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    Oh, yes, Miss Nishizawa, isn't it?
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    It is, right? Hayate's friend, as I recall.
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    You were of great assistance last year
    when you let Nagi stay the night.
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    Oh, no, um...
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    As you saw, she can be
    a difficult child in many ways,
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    but I hope you'll continue
    to be friends with her.
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    Uh, okay...
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    Oh? Who are these gentlemen?
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    Are they your friends?
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    Wh-Why would you think that?
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    Who the hell are you?!
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    You're a maid!
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    Just 'cause you're a maid
    with some cute looks,
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    you better not ignore us, you moron!
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    I'm so sorry. I don't understand Klingon.
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    That was Japanese, ya moron!
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    You keep giving us lip
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    and you won't get away with it,
    no matter how cute a maid you are!
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    What a boorish man to suddenly attempt
    to grab a woman by the collar.
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    Wh-What the hell was that?!
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    That was just Xing Yi Quan.
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    Though, I only know enough for self-defense
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    and it's only useful
    for catching someone by surprise.
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    Damn it!
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    You're not gonna get away with this!
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    I would advise you against that.
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    Or getting injured will be
    the least of your worries.
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    Shut up!
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    See?
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    No! Help!
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    Were you hurt in any way?
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    N-No. Thank you very much.
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    Not at all.
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    More importantly, about this...
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    You dropped it.
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    Th-This is n-n-nothing! Nothing at all!
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    I will pray that this turns out to be
    a good year for you, Miss Nishizawa.
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    What?
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    Oh, yes, if you'd like... Here.
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    See you then.
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    "I want to become a woman like her
    this year," thought Miss Nishizawa.
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    Did anything unusual happen at school?
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    Not really.
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    Did anything happen during your day, Maria?
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    No, nothing of particular
    note for me, either.
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    But why is it? I suddenly have
    a craving for marshmallows.
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    Next time, they will battle
    against sine, cosine, and tangent.
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    Aisaretai fureraretetai
    I want to be loved, to feel that touch
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    Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
    The sense of continually seeking
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    Hibi o kumoraseteta
    Used to darken my days
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    Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
    Until the day I met you
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    Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
    Call my name so it echoes to the skies
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    Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
    Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
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    Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
    I won't let go of your hand
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    Mamoritainda
    I want to protect you
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    Saa ikou bokura wa
    Come on, let's go, we'll...
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    Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
    ...look at the present and start walking
SIGN    Yukiji Katsura's
SIGN     Lettering by Hitomi Nabatame
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    Yukiji Katsura's...
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    ...Butler Report!
SIGN    Butler Report
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    Hello! I'm the charming
    female teacher, Yukiji Katsura.
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    Hey, listen to this, everyone.
    My character song's finally complete!
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    I was a bit nervous about
    recording for the first time,
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    but I did my best for my fans!
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    Hey, Sis, what are you doing?!
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    Oh, Hina, I didn't know you were here.
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    Don't tell me you didn't know!
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    We're doing this segment together,
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    so we even had a rehearsal
    yesterday, remember?!
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    Did we?
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    Well, anyway, Hina even joins me
    on the second song on the disc,
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    so please make sure you get it.
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    Oh, the royalty's all mine, okay?
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    Bye-bye!
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    Preview
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    Doesn't he have any weaknesses or anything?
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    Weaknesses?
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
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    For the heroes of manga and anime,
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    they tend to come with
    weaknesses by default, you know?
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    I see... Is that how it works?
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    The butler-in-debt's weakness, huh?
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    All right, leave it to me!
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    Guys like him sometimes have
    the most unexpected weaknesses!
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    Next time, "Like a Dog,
    a Mouse and a Bulldog".
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    I have a good idea.
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    What's this good idea?
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    That is...
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    Like a Dog, a Mouse, and a Bulldog
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    Borg Get On to "Hayate
    the Combat Butler" again next time!