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4 - My First Errand - This Is Snake. No Response

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    Hmm, somewhere along the way,
    it's gotten all spring-like.
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    I have this weird feeling like
    the season suddenly changed...
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    And I can't help but sense
    the will of some being,
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    similar to the invisible hand of God...
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    So, how about it?
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    Have you gotten used to
    life here at the estate?
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    Well?
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    The tiger shouldn't suddenly start
    talking, right from the intro.
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    It'll confuse the non-productive
    members of society
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    who just started watching the show.
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    Forget about them. Think about the children.
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    And you got a problem with me talking?
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    Never mind speaking,
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    I'm a Class 2 real estate broker
    and a licensed boiler engineer.
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    Real estate broker?
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    Ah-ah!
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    But don't tell the Miss and
    the others than I can talk.
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    You know, in terms of a Pokémon analogy,
    which celebrated its 10th anniversary,
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    I'm technically the Pikachu of this show,
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    so it's about the image.
    The image is important.
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    Acting like you're a respectable mascot!
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    You're just a lame PR character!
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    Don't tell me you think you can boost
    the economy by tens of billions of yen.
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    Wha?! Wh-Why you!
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    How am I a lame PR character?!
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    I may not look it, but a certain
    popular weekly boys' manga magazine
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    had me ranked 12th in popularity!
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    And even at the autograph session in Nagoya!
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    The last character to be requested
    on an art board was me!
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    Oh? The Miss...
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    I wonder if she's going
    out somewhere for once.
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    Listen!
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    Wait for me. I'll return without fail.
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    In truth, I do not really want to go, either.
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    Where could the Miss be headed?
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    It was a fateful parting for Hayate and Nagi.
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress
    in all aspects of her life.

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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights and puts
    his life on the line for a girl...

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    A super combat battle story!
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    Hey, wait, you damn butler-in-debt!
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    Don't ignore me, you bastard!
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    My First Errand
    ~This Is Snake. No Response.
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    This is a problem...
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    Maria, it seems the Miss has
    left on a rare outing somewhere!
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    "Somewhere?" She went to school.
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    What?!
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    You shouldn't be so surprised.
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    I mean, she's obviously a school-age child.
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    W-Well, but ever since
    I came to this estate...
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    I totally thought she was receiving
    a special education from tutors.
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    No, she is... How should I put this?
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    She has a touch of you-know-what...
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    Acute societal withdrawal?
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    And it's mid-April already, right?
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    So the school sent a notice, saying
    she should attend once in a while.
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    I see. Incidentally, which
    school does she attend?
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    She's technically a student
    at Hakuou Academy.
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    Hakuou?!
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    Hakuou is where all the rich kids go!
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    It's a super famous school
    that covers grades 1-12!
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    The one thing she is, is smart.
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    But this is a problem...
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    What's that?
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    Nagi's lunch. She forgot it.
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    I will deliver it.
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    What? But...
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    This is part of my duties as a butler.
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    Wow...
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    We're in modern day Tokyo here, right?
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    Or rather...
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    Hakuou Academy
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    This place just might be
    bigger than Suginami Ward.
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    Finding the Miss in there
    is going to be difficult!
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    I'll have to work hard...
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    Hold it right there.
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    You're not a Hakuou student, are you?
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    Just who are you?! Identify yourself!
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    Huh? Are you a teacher here?
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    Oh, no, I'm Miss Nagi Sanzenin's...
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    Don't lie to me!
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    There's no way that you're Nagi!
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    She may have no chest, but
    she's still a girl! A girl!
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    There are limits to lies and
    credit cards, you know! Limits!
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    N-No, that is not what I meant.
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    I am the Miss's butler, you see.
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    Don't give me that nonsense!
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    What incredible cosmos...
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    What butler has such a look
    of poverty about him?!
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    Well, there may be some out there,
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    but I've never seen one.
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    I make a point of only believing
    what I've seen myself!
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    Do you get it?! I mean, do you get it?!
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    I have a duty to protect this school
    from suspicious individuals.
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    Why? Because I can't afford to
    have my salary docked any further.
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    So, you're a suspicious individual! Get lost!
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    I cannot do that.
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    I also...
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    ...have an important duty to
    deliver this lunch to the Miss!
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    In other words, it's a clash of duties.
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    Yes, that's what this is.
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    Let me at least get your name first.
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    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
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    And you are?
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    I'm not introducing myself!
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    What?!
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    Why? Because it's personal information!
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    Keeping your personal information safe
    is common sense in this modern age!
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    Y-You're awful...
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    You fell for it, Hayate Ayasaki.
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    The battle has already begun!
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    Uh, I don't really understand,
    but that was cheap.
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    What's going on?
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    Oh, just looks like Katsy's
    in fine form again today.
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    Who's that hapless looking kid?
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    Now, give it up, Ayasaki.
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    You're not capable of getting past me!
[06:49] ---
    The background has turned into
    another dimension for some reason!
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    C-Could this be the legendary Drunken Fist?!
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    Though, I don't think that's quite it...
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    Still, I need to get past this person
    at all costs and get into the school...
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    Into the school...
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    Into the school...
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    Oh! What do you know? I've
    already gotten past you.
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    Shoot!
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    We'd switched places before I knew it!
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    You're pretty good.
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    Well, I have to be on my way.
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    W-Wait! That didn't count! It didn't count!
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    Well, no idiot would actually wait...
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    ...when told to wait.
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    You three...
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    Friends of all ages watching this anime,
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    I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
[07:43] ---
    I am Miki Hanabishi, a
    student of this Academy.
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    I'm Izumi Segawa.
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    I am Haruo Minami.
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    Sorry. I'm Risa Asakaze.
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    Don't show up out of the blue
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    and start promoting yourself to
    people outside the picture tube!
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    What about your classes anyway?
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    "Picture tube"?
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    Pardon, but surely this disturbance
    is more important than any classes.
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    "Picture tube"?
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    What is this? The Showa era?
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    Want our help, Katsy?
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    Huh?
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    Shoot. I picked up this habit from
    when debt collectors were after me
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    and ran away without thinking, but...
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    Mandarin Oranges
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    I'm not actually a suspicious
    individual in the first place.
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    So I should act boldly and
    fearlessly. Boldy and fearlessly!
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    Because I am now a butler
    of the Sanzenin family!
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    Wait... Huh? Where am I?
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    Still...
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    That clock tower sure is impressive.
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    Since I've come all this way, I'd
    love to climb to the top just once.
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    You won't be able to.
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    Only members of the student council
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    are allowed at the top of the clock tower.
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    Wh-Who are you? Where in the world are you?
[08:59] ---
    I'm right over here.
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    Honestly!
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    I wonder what a Sanzenin family butler
    is doing in a place like this.
[09:08] ---
    Um... What are you doing
    in a place like that?
[09:12] ---
    That's a Sanzenin family butler for you.
[09:14] ---
    Wasting no time getting
    to the crux of the matter.
[09:16] ---
    I see, climbing trees is all
    the rage at Hakuou Academy.
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    Does this look like I'm having fun?!
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    But it's dangerous.
[09:23] ---
    I know! You don't need to tell me that!
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    This is... you know, one of those situations.
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    Trees aren't as slippery as you might think
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    and with the branches, they're
    pretty easy to climb,
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    but when you're only looking up you
    neglect to look down, if you will...
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    To put it simply, the cat has a
    great time getting up the tree,
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    but finds itself unable to get
    down... Something like that?
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    Don't put it so simply! It
    makes it sound like I'm a fool!
[09:45] ---
    Sure, they say fools and smoke
    like to get up to high places,
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    but I'm not a fool, all right?!
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    No one said you were...
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    Well, whatever.
[09:54] ---
    If you're a Sanzenin family butler,
    you have decent reflexes, right?
[09:57] ---
    Huh?
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    Come to think of it, why does she know
    that I'm the new Sanzenin butler?

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    At any rate...
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    I have a little favor to ask.
[10:09] ---
    Favor?
[10:10] ---
    So, well, um...
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    Ca...
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    Catch me, okay?
[10:15] ---
    What?!
[10:17] ---
    Here goes!
[10:18] ---
    WHAT?!
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    Oh, sorry. Are you okay?
[10:26] ---
    Y-Yes, somehow...
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    That was no good.
[10:33] ---
    You didn't catch me properly.
    That was dangerous.
[10:35] ---
    If you think it's dangerous, please
    don't jump in the first place!
[10:39] ---
    I'm sorry.
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    But you don't have to yell at me like that.
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    I was really scared and I wanted
    to get down as quick as possible.
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    I'm afraid of heights...
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    W-Well, that's fine...
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    But it's unseemly.
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    For a girl! In a skirt!
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    Huh? It's no problem.
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    I'm wearing bike shorts.
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    Wh-What are you thinking?!
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    A girl should behave more modestly!
[11:05] ---
    Huh? What's with this naïve attitude?
[11:07] ---
    Could it be that Sanzenin family butlers
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    have the emotional sophistication
    of a grade schooler?
[11:12] ---
    Y-You're mocking me...
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    Besides, you didn't have to jump so suddenly.
[11:15] ---
    I would've come to your
    rescue if you'd just asked!
[11:18] ---
    Wow, so I just have to
    ask to get rescued, huh?
[11:23] ---
    Oh, that reminds me,
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    if you don't like high places,
    what were you doing up there?
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    Hmm? Well, I didn't have a choice.
[11:30] ---
    Because that little one had fallen
    from his nest and he was crying.
[11:35] ---
    In this day and age,
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    you climbed a tree you couldn't get
    down from for a reason like that?
[11:39] ---
    Wh-What?! Making fun of me again?!
[11:42] ---
    No, just thinking you're a kind person.
[11:45] ---
    Pardon me for all the rude things I said.
[11:49] ---
    As long as you understand...
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    But now, that chick can rest easy...
[11:57] ---
    Hey, you stupid thing!
    What's up with that crow?!
[12:02] ---
    You can't! You might hit the chick!
[12:05] ---
    Th-Those are...
[12:06] ---
    The parents!
[12:07] ---
    Ah, so beautiful parental
    love will save the chick!
[12:14] ---
    What? They're going to abandon him?!
[12:16] ---
    A mother and father abandoning
    their own child...
[12:20] ---
    It's never okay to do that!
[12:28] ---
    Mr. Crow, would you please leave it at that?
[12:32] ---
    Or else, next time...
[12:33] ---
    ...I'll have to hit you.
[12:40] ---
    Wait, you told me not to throw
    it, but you did it anyway.
[12:44] ---
    I have good control, so...
[12:46] ---
    Wha... What's that mean?!
[12:48] ---
    You make it sound like I have no control!
[12:50] ---
    You really are just...
[12:51] ---
    My name is Hayate.
[12:52] ---
    Huh?
[12:53] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[12:55] ---
    And you are?
[13:00] ---
    I'm...
[13:07] ---
    Why do you get so hungry
    when you're in your youth?
[13:10] ---
    What might this pretty girl's name be?
[13:12] ---
    Leaving the mystery and suspicions for later,
[13:14] ---
    to be continued in the second half!
[13:19] ---
    Dried seaweed.
    (Nori)
[13:23] ---
    Lymph.
    (Rinpa)
[13:26] ---
    What? Hayate is?
[13:27] ---
    Yes, he should be over there.
[13:30] ---
    Have you not seen him yet?
[13:31] ---
    Well, this school is as
    vast as Vana'diel, so...
[13:36] ---
    But I see.
[13:38] ---
    So Hayate lovingly made
    a packed lunch for me...
[13:41] ---
    I understand. Not to worry, I will
    be sure to accept Hayate's love.
[13:45] ---
    No... "lovingly"? I'm the one who made it...
[13:50] ---
    But where could Hayate be?
[13:52] ---
    And what could he be doing?
[13:55] ---
    I see, so your name is Miss Hinagiku Katsura.
[13:58] ---
    It's a great name.
[13:59] ---
    You think so?
[14:01] ---
    Then, as part of my thanks, want
    me to take you to the top of that?
[14:04] ---
    What? But I thought only members of
    the student council can go there...
[14:08] ---
    It's not a problem.
[14:09] ---
    Because I'm the president
    of the student council.
[14:11] ---
    What?
[14:12] ---
    Honestly! What idiot decided to put the
    student council office way up there?
[14:17] ---
    I see.
[14:18] ---
    But Miss Katsura, you don't
    like high places, right?
[14:21] ---
    Don't worry about me.
[14:23] ---
    I'm satisfied with just
    getting to see it up close.
[14:26] ---
    But you said you wanted to go up
    there at least once, remember?
[14:29] ---
    You'll find even greater
    satisfaction if you go up there.
[14:32] ---
    Well, I'm sure, but...
[14:34] ---
    Then don't let this chance slip away.
[14:37] ---
    This is my thanks to you, after all.
[14:40] ---
    Ayasaki, if you don't try to get
    what you want once in a while,
[14:42] ---
    you'll miss your chance at happiness.
[14:45] ---
    But really, it's so stupid!
[14:48] ---
    Putting the student council
    office so high up...
[14:50] ---
    I feel like she might be
    a bit like Miss Nagi...

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    Okay, let's go.
[14:55] ---
    I'm the student council president,
[14:56] ---
    so it's not like this is
    my first time up there.
[14:58] ---
    So don't worry about it.
[14:59] ---
    R-Right...
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    A boy shouldn't give such
    a noncommittal answer!
[15:02] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[15:06] ---
    Was that... really a suspicious individual?
[15:09] ---
    It's possible that he's a
    real Sanzenin family butler.
[15:11] ---
    So high and mighty!
[15:13] ---
    What would a lame bachelor teacher who
    builds Gundam models at school know?
[15:18] ---
    Oh, crap! The head spike went somewhere!
[15:20] ---
    You listen to me!
[15:22] ---
    It doesn't matter anymore if he's
    really a suspicious individual or not!
[15:25] ---
    The illustrious Hakuou Academy allowed
    someone to break in! That's a fact!
[15:29] ---
    If we don't defeat him,
[15:30] ---
    Took the words right out of my mouth...
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    people's confidence in the
    Academy's security will plummet!
[15:31] ---
    You can't let your guard down around her.
[15:33] ---
    And she's supposed to be a teacher...
[15:33] ---
    It'd be terrible if that happened!
    It would, wouldn't it?!
[15:36] ---
    Mainly, terrible for my salary,
    since I allowed the intruder in!
[15:37] ---
    Peace.
[15:38] ---
    Peace. Peace.
[15:40] ---
    Who are you people talking to?
[15:42] ---
    Okay, Miss Segawa, you
    take the school building!
[15:44] ---
    Miss Hanabishi, the area around the gym!
[15:46] ---
    And Miss Asakaze... um...
[15:48] ---
    Anyway, go search wherever you can!
[15:51] ---
    And take Yasu with you or something.
[15:52] ---
    Yasu... Who's that?
[15:53] ---
    Roger!
[15:55] ---
    We're doing this?
[15:56] ---
    I'll start by searching for the
    suspicious individual from above.
[16:01] ---
    Wow!
[16:03] ---
    This view is incredible!
[16:07] ---
    Like it? Wonderful, isn't it?
[16:09] ---
    The view from the clock
    tower is truly magnificent.
[16:12] ---
    The sheer beauty of it almost makes
    you forget to blink, doesn't it?
[16:16] ---
    You can't see it from so far inside.
[16:18] ---
    I'm fine. I'm viewing it
    through my mind's eye.
[16:21] ---
    But you really have a great
    view of the school from here.
[16:25] ---
    Right? The reason the student
    council office is here
[16:28] ---
    is so that we can have a
    good view of the students.
[16:31] ---
    Have you seen the view
    from here, Miss Katsura?
[16:34] ---
    I'm fine. I listen to my heart,
    rather than pay heed to my eyes.
[16:40] ---
    But really...
[16:45] ---
    School seems so fun.
[16:48] ---
    Oh? But class seems to
    be in session right now.
[16:51] ---
    Should you be here?
[16:52] ---
    Miss Katsura?
[16:53] ---
    Oh, honestly! Be quiet!
[16:55] ---
    There was no helping it!
[16:57] ---
    Classes started while I was helping Browny!
[17:01] ---
    By the way...
[17:02] ---
    Who is Browny?
[17:04] ---
    The chick we saved earlier.
[17:07] ---
    He's a brown sparrow, so he's "Browny".
[17:09] ---
    Wow, talk about simple.
[17:10] ---
    Wh-What?! It's important to
    have easy names in anime!
[17:16] ---
    Um, I should go deliver
    the Miss's lunch soon.
[17:19] ---
    Now that I know where the cafeteria is.
[17:24] ---
    Thank you very much.
[17:26] ---
    Because of you, I got to
    see an unforgettable view.
[17:30] ---
    Oh? You talk as if you'll
    never be coming here again.
[17:33] ---
    Well, it's unlikely that I'll ever have
    another opportunity, Miss Katsura.
[17:37] ---
    Call me Hinagiku.
[17:38] ---
    What?
[17:39] ---
    There's another Katsura,
    who stands out a lot here,
[17:42] ---
    so everyone calls me by my first name.
[17:44] ---
    So call me Hinagiku. Got it?
[17:48] ---
    Hayate Ayasaki.
[17:53] ---
    Suspicious individual sighted!
[17:55] ---
    Y-You are...!
[17:56] ---
    Sis!
[18:00] ---
    "Sis"?
[18:01] ---
    Yeah, Sis Yukiji.
[18:04] ---
    You damn suspicious individual,
    meet your hundred-year doom!
[18:07] ---
    Well, not that it's actually
    been a hundred years...
[18:10] ---
    What? Oh, yes, I suppose so...
[18:13] ---
    So, I'm going to destroy you immediately!
[18:16] ---
    Hold on! He's not a suspicious individual!
[18:18] ---
    Shut up! That doesn't matter anymore!
[18:21] ---
    I already explained that earlier
    to everyone watching this anime!
[18:26] ---
    Evil, therefore kill!
[18:26] ---
    Evil
[18:27] ---
    Therefore
[18:28] ---
    Kill
[18:28] ---
    Prepare to meet your fate!
[18:34] ---
    CLANG
[18:36] ---
    Hina?!
[18:37] ---
    Honestly! Another one of
    your nonsensical antics?!
[18:40] ---
    You've improved your skill, Hina!
[18:42] ---
    But that won't be enough to stop
    your sis's passion and young energy!
[18:46] ---
    Can't stop pay cuts, either!
[18:50] ---
    You're one to talk!
[18:51] ---
    I've never lost to you in a fight!
[18:54] ---
    The only thing I've lost to you in is age,
[18:56] ---
    which you've accumulated
    with nothing to show for it!
[18:58] ---
    Wha?!
[18:59] ---
    You may be my little sister, but I'm
    not forgiving you for that, Hina!
[19:03] ---
    Um, you two...
[19:04] ---
    Never mind that.
[19:05] ---
    When are you paying back the 20,000
    yen I loaned you last month?!
[19:06] ---
    Wha?! Th-That's a cheap shot!
    Taking Yukichi hostage!
[19:09] ---
    I never did that.
[19:10] ---
    Um, I need to get going soon to
    deliver this lunch to the Miss...
[19:10] ---
    Yukichi's to be respected, you know!
[19:12] ---
    His "Encouragement of Learning"
    sold 3.4 million copies, you know!
[19:15] ---
    Like I care!
[19:17] ---
    What?!
[19:24] ---
    Got it!
[19:25] ---
    Sis!
[19:27] ---
    Hina, want me to give this back?
[19:29] ---
    But can you come get it when
    you're afraid of heights?
[19:33] ---
    If you can't, turn over that suspicious
    individual right this minute
[19:36] ---
    and forget about the 20,000 yen!
[19:38] ---
    Hinagiku...
[19:39] ---
    Don't take me for a fool, Sis!
[19:42] ---
    I am the student council president
    of Hakuou Academy, Hinagiku Katsura.
[19:46] ---
    Treating a guest like a
    suspicious individual!
[19:49] ---
    I will absolutely not permit such behavior!
[19:57] ---
    That's my little sister for you. Then I'll...
[20:05] ---
    Sis!
[20:13] ---
    Honestly! It's dangerous
    to stand there like that.
[20:24] ---
    Sanzenin family butlers really are amazing.
[20:27] ---
    Ah, so you finally believe me.
[20:29] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[20:31] ---
    Thank you, Hayate.
[20:33] ---
    For my sis...
[20:34] ---
    It was nothing. You were a great help
    clearing up the misunderstanding.
[20:37] ---
    Now, I need to go deliver
    the Miss's lunch soon, so...
[20:44] ---
    Sorry, I threw it earlier without thinking.
[20:48] ---
    Don't waste food!
[20:54] ---
    What'll I do? I'm going to be fired.
[20:57] ---
    Don't worry. I'll make sure
    to apologize to Nagi, okay?
[21:00] ---
    Y-Yeah, maybe I'll apologize, too! Yeah!
[21:03] ---
    What are you doing?
[21:06] ---
    Miss!
[21:07] ---
    Nagi! Um, there are a lot
    of reasons for this and...
[21:10] ---
    I can imagine.
[21:11] ---
    Huh?
[21:12] ---
    Ms. Katsura probably stole the lunch
[21:14] ---
    and when she got up on the railing,
[21:15] ---
    there was a strong gust that
    almost caused her to fall,
[21:18] ---
    which is when Hayate saved her,
[21:19] ---
    but the lunch paid the price for it.
[21:22] ---
    Something like that, right?
[21:23] ---
    Wh-What prodigious deductive powers...
[21:25] ---
    Well, the result is... you know...
[21:27] ---
    But thank you for coming all
    this way for me, Hayate.
[21:32] ---
    Miss!
[21:37] ---
    Now, I have grown hungry,
    so this is perfect.
[21:39] ---
    We are going home, Hayate!
[21:41] ---
    You mustn't, Miss!
[21:43] ---
    You have to attend your
    afternoon classes, too!
[21:46] ---
    But I'm hungry.
[21:48] ---
    I'll deliver another one straight away.
[21:50] ---
    But then, I won't be able to play hooky...
[21:52] ---
    School is important.
[21:54] ---
    You were in tears just a moment ago!
[21:56] ---
    No, this is part of my job as a butler.
[21:59] ---
    I must have the Miss study properly...
[22:01] ---
    Hayate Ayasaki, huh?
[22:03] ---
    But...
[22:04] ---
    His infiltration of Hakuou
    Academy has come to an end.

[22:07] ---
    Next time, he will fight the comedy boom!
[22:10] ---
    Suspicious individual boy!
[22:11] ---
    And we're searching so hard for him, too...
[22:13] ---
    Bastard's quick on his feet.
[22:14] ---
    Well, and that's how we've gotten
    to play hooky with impunity...
[22:18] ---
    We truly owe it all to the
    suspicious individual.
[22:22] ---
    Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
[22:22] ---
    If my dreams have taken your heart
[22:28] ---
    Kizutsuke-tetara
[22:28] ---
    And brought it pain
[22:33] ---
    Sono omoi wa itsuka
[22:33] ---
    Someday, that anguish
[22:38] ---
    Boku ga morau yo
[22:38] ---
    I will take from you
[22:43] ---
    Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
[22:43] ---
    While trembling over something precious
[22:49] ---
    Kakezuri-mawatte
[22:49] ---
    And madly dashing about
[22:53] ---
    Seou itami ni hibi wa
[22:53] ---
    The hurt I bore made the days
[22:59] ---
    Muimi ni sugita
[22:59] ---
    Go by emptily
[23:04] ---
    Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
[23:04] ---
    Just chasing and continually being overtaken
[23:10] ---
    Tohou ni kureru kaze
[23:10] ---
    A wind who's lost its bearing
[23:15] ---
    Kimi no doko ni furetara
[23:15] ---
    What part of you should I touch
[23:20] ---
    Ii ka o sagashita
[23:20] ---
    I sought it out
[23:25] ---
    Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
[23:25] ---
    You alone, I want to protect so much
[23:30] ---
    Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
[23:30] ---
    Getting away from the rut of desire
[23:36] ---
    Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
[23:36] ---
    Someday, it will all be ours and that
[23:40] ---
    Kimi to boku no Proof
[23:40] ---
    Is our proof, yours and mine
[23:45] ---
    Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
[23:45] ---
    Even all my tears, I entrust to you
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    We sure have great weather again today!
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    Considering how warm it is,
[24:01] ---
    maybe it'll be midsummer by
    the time Golden Week is over.
[24:04] ---
    No way, right?
[24:05] ---
    'Course not, ya fool!
[24:07] ---
    Ya sure have found a fine entertainer, Nagi.
[24:09] ---
    He's a butler, damn it!
[24:11] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:13] ---
    "Thoughtless Jokes and
    Kindness Bring Misfortune."
[24:16] ---
    My friend told me that I mustn't carry
    on conversations with strangers,
[24:19] ---
    Thoughtless Jokes and
    Kindness Bring Misfortune
[24:20] ---
    and yet, I am...
[24:22] ---
    It's gonna be awesome!
[24:23] ---