Skip to main content

37 - I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl, But Buy My Character Songs, Okay?

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:03] ---
    When watching TV,
[00:04] ---
    please keep the room bright...
[00:06] ---
    ...and sit well away from the TV.
[00:08] ---
    That's right.
[00:29] ---
    Where am I?
[00:31] ---
    You're finally awake!
[00:33] ---
    It's past 9 already!
[00:34] ---
    Hurry up and go wash your
    face. Breakfast's ready.
[00:39] ---
    Oh, right, I stayed the night
    over at the hamster's place.
[00:44] ---
    Right, right.
[00:46] ---
    Don't go back to sleep!
[00:47] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?!
[00:49] ---
    If you don't get up already,
    you're gonna get this!
[00:53] ---
    Here we go!
[00:54] ---
    Take that! Is that the spot?!
[00:55] ---
    You meanie! Stop this!
[00:57] ---
    Does that hit the spot?!
[01:00] ---
    Whosoever commands the
    butlers, commands the world!

[01:03] ---
    The Great Butler War that will
    shake up the world has just begun!

[01:08] ---
    Ah! Hayate! It's me.
[01:11] ---
    Yes, I will be coming home now.
[01:15] ---
    Zettai nante shinjinai!
    I don't believe in absolutes!
[01:18] ---
    Fukanou nante nai!
    No such thing as impossible!
[01:20] ---
    Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
    The future is in the open palm of my hands
[01:26] ---
    Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
    A demon that I just can't win against
[01:31] ---
    Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
    Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
[01:37] ---
    Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
    Experience points are almost not enough
[01:42] ---
    Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
    Training for life, working hard at trial and error
[01:48] ---
    Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
    Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
[01:53] ---
    Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
    Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
[01:58] ---
    Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
    I've found a treasure map
[02:04] ---
    Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
    Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
[02:09] ---
    Happii na kanchigai
    A happy misunderstanding
[02:12] ---
    Chikai wa yuruganai!
    My pledge will stand fast!
[02:15] ---
    Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
    I'll even change the direction of the wind
[02:20] ---
    Kakkou wa kini-shinai
    I won't care how I look
[02:23] ---
    Unmei ja kujikenai!
    No destiny will discourage me!
[02:26] ---
    Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
    Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
[02:45] ---
    I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl,
     But Buy My Character Songs, Okay?
[02:50] ---
    WHAT?!
[02:53] ---
    What is the matter, Miss?!
[02:55] ---
    Wait... What?
[02:57] ---
    Hayate!
[02:58] ---
    Yes?
[02:59] ---
    What kind of girl do you prefer?!
[03:02] ---
    Pardon?
SIGN    Special Feature 2
    Good-looking Guys
[03:05] ---
    Special Feature 1
    Popular Girls
[03:06] ---
    I-It's not that I'm doubting
    your feelings for me.
[03:10] ---
    It's just... How to put this?
    I'm checking, just in case.
[03:13] ---
    "Romantic Fortune for Sagittarius."
[03:16] ---
    What are you looking at?!
[03:17] ---
    "Signs point to an impending crisis.
[03:19] ---
    "Your partner may be getting
    tired of your spoiled ways.
[03:22] ---
    "Pay more attention to
    what your partner likes."
[03:25] ---
    Is that what's bothering you?
[03:26] ---
    Maria!
[03:28] ---
    I swear!
[03:29] ---
    Darn it! Answer me, Hayate! What
    kind of girl do you prefer?!
[03:33] ---
    What? Um...
[03:35] ---
    What do you consider to be
    the ideal married life?!
[03:39] ---
    What comes first? Dinner or a bath or me?!
[03:41] ---
    How many kids do you want?!
[03:42] ---
    Th-That's so many questions at once...
[03:45] ---
    Why can't you answer me?!
[03:47] ---
    I won't forgive you if
    you hide things from me!
[03:49] ---
    P-Please!
[03:51] ---
    Fielding such spoiled demands, you
    must find it so tiresome, Hayate.
[03:55] ---
    What?
[03:57] ---
    N-No, not at all...
[04:00] ---
    Let me think... My preference...
[04:03] ---
    Your preference is?
[04:04] ---
    In the end, I like ordinary girls.
[04:07] ---
    O-Ordinary?
[04:08] ---
    Yes. I think being ordinary
    is extremely precious.
[04:11] ---
    No parents shackling me
    with a debt of 150 million.
[04:14] ---
    No being targeted by "very generous people".
[04:16] ---
    To marry an ordinary person
    and have an ordinary family...
[04:19] ---
    I have thoughts along those lines...
[04:21] ---
    Ordinary?
[04:22] ---
    I think your life up to now has
    been too far out of the ordinary.
[04:27] ---
    Ordinary...
[04:28] ---
    Well, I'm sure someone like
    you wouldn't understand, Miss.
[04:32] ---
    What?
[04:34] ---
    What did you just say?!
[04:36] ---
    Huh?
[04:36] ---
    As I said, someone like you wouldn't...
[04:39] ---
    You fool!
[04:41] ---
    Oh, Nagi!
[04:44] ---
    D-Did I say something that angered her?
[04:48] ---
    Yes, though I doubt someone
    like you could understand.
[04:56] ---
    Make a fool of me, will he?!
[04:58] ---
    Is he saying I could
    never be his ideal girl?!
[05:02] ---
    All right, since it's come to this...!
[05:05] ---
    What?!
[05:07] ---
    The Miss has run away from home again?!
[05:09] ---
    Yes, I just received a call
    from members of the SP unit.
[05:13] ---
    This is troubling.
[05:15] ---
    What could her reason be
    for running away this time?
[05:19] ---
    *You're always the reason, you know... *
[05:26] ---
    Welcome!
[05:28] ---
    Thanks a lot!
[05:30] ---
    If I hang around places like
    this, can I attain the ordinary?
[05:33] ---
    But this is a bit...
[05:36] ---
    Oh, pull yourself together, Nagi Sanzenin!
[05:40] ---
    I have to master being ordinary,
    no matter what it takes,
[05:42] ---
    and become Hayate's ideal girl!
[05:45] ---
    I'm absolutely not going home until I do!
[05:47] ---
    Now, come and get me,
    ordinary! I'm your opponent!
[05:53] ---
    There it is! Ordinary!
[05:55] ---
    Huh?
[05:56] ---
    I found it! I-I-I found ordinary!
[05:59] ---
    What are you doing here, Little Sanzenin?
[06:01] ---
    Ayumu Nishizawa.
SIGN    Ayumu Nishizawa
[06:04] ---
    She freely wields the ordinary
    under any and all circumstances.

SIGN    Alignment: Ordinary
SIGN    Race: Ordinary
[06:07] ---
    The most ordinary life form
    in "Hayate the Combat Butler"!

SIGN    Ability: Ordinary
SIGN    Ordinary
SIGN    Ordinary
[06:12] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?!
    Excuse me for being ordinary!
[06:15] ---
    Yeah, seriously!
[06:16] ---
    What?!
[06:17] ---
    Of all people, you being
    ordinary is a problem.
[06:20] ---
    What is this?! You're not making any sense!
[06:22] ---
    What's a mere hamster doing here anyway?!
[06:26] ---
    I'm free to go wherever I choose, aren't I?!
[06:28] ---
    Or rather, quit calling me "hamster" already!
[06:31] ---
    Humph!
[06:32] ---
    Oh!
[06:35] ---
    *That's it! *
[06:36] ---
    *If I observe her, I may be
    able to master the ordinary! *
[06:40] ---
    Honestly! What was that all about anyway?
[06:45] ---
    Stare!
[06:47] ---
    Hey! Why are you following me?!
[06:50] ---
    Do you have some problem with being followed?
[06:52] ---
    I do! I'm about to go shopping!
[06:55] ---
    That's perfect!
[06:56] ---
    I wanted to see what
    ordinary shopping is like!
[06:59] ---
    Huh?
[07:01] ---
    Wh-Why does it end up like this?
[07:06] ---
    Ah! So this is a station!
[07:09] ---
    I know about these! This is where
    you get on and off trains, right?
[07:13] ---
    I'd seen them in mangas, but I
    never imagined that they were real.
[07:16] ---
    *Oh, man. Does she really mean to follow me? *
[07:19] ---
    All right!
[07:30] ---
    I'm being bullied!
[07:32] ---
    I am being bullied by the station!
[07:34] ---
    I'm against bullying!
[07:36] ---
    Just because I'm not ordinary!
[07:37] ---
    I'm against discrimination!
[07:39] ---
    You can go in if you pay.
[07:46] ---
    Honestly! Why did I have to buy her a ticket?
[07:50] ---
    Now! We will finally be
    boarding a train, won't we?!
[08:05] ---
    Oh, you perv!
[08:07] ---
    Impossible!
[08:09] ---
    I cannot get on it!
[08:11] ---
    Is it ordinary to get on board
    at those kinds of speeds?
[08:14] ---
    Huh?!
[08:15] ---
    Th-That was a super-express!
    Ordinary trains will come by, too!
[08:19] ---
    What?! Then that wasn't ordinary?!
[08:22] ---
    What the heck...
[08:29] ---
    Wow!
[08:31] ---
    Look! The scenery is scrolling
    sideways and it's just flying by!
[08:36] ---
    Hey, where's the driver's seat?
[08:38] ---
    I want to try driving it, too.
[08:39] ---
    What?!
[08:40] ---
    There's no way you can do that!
[08:43] ---
    This isn't some video game!
[08:45] ---
    Oh, you can't? I'm good at the
    "Pop by Train" game, though.
[08:53] ---
    H-Hey...
[08:55] ---
    Huh?
[08:57] ---
    What's wrong?
[08:59] ---
    Everyone is sitting on my
    seat without my permission.
[09:02] ---
    Huh?!
[09:03] ---
    Of course, they are! This
    seat isn't just for us!
[09:07] ---
    What?! It's not?!
[09:09] ---
    No way! You don't even know stuff like that?!
[09:12] ---
    Oh, please! I mean, ordinarily,
    that's common sense!
[09:15] ---
    D-Don't talk about everything being
    ordinary, like you're proud of it!
[09:32] ---
    You know, I've been wondering
    about this for a while now,
[09:35] ---
    but why are you so hung
    up on what's ordinary?
[09:37] ---
    It's none of your business!
[09:39] ---
    But you're the one who
    attached yourself to me!
[09:44] ---
    Come on, hurry!
[09:47] ---
    What? We're going to walk that far?
[09:50] ---
    That's right. The store's
    about 500 meters from here.
[09:54] ---
    Why didn't we go all the
    way there on the train?
[09:57] ---
    Don't be ridiculous!
[10:01] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[10:03] ---
    Everyone's lined up!
[10:03] ---
    I'd like 3.
[10:05] ---
    Oh, excuse me!
[10:06] ---
    Yes?
[10:07] ---
    Is Koyuki's ultimate seafood
    cake still available?
[10:09] ---
    Yes, you're still fine.
[10:11] ---
    All right! Talk about lucky!
[10:13] ---
    Could this be what they call "the line"?!
[10:15] ---
    The thing that always
    appears on the release date
[10:18] ---
    of new video games and
    limited anime merchandise?!
[10:20] ---
    Yup! It's a super popular cake
    and they only make 50 every day.
[10:24] ---
    Today, my parents and little
    brother are gone on a trip,
[10:27] ---
    so I'm going to totally enjoy
    the cake all by myself!
[10:31] ---
    Oh, I'm not sharing any of it with you.
[10:33] ---
    I don't want any.
[10:34] ---
    Being ordinary means wanting
    awfully stupid things, doesn't it?
[10:37] ---
    I'm absolutely not sharing it!
[10:42] ---
    Hey, it's not moving at all.
[10:44] ---
    Patience. Patience.
[10:45] ---
    Things taste especially good when
    you have to wait a long time.
[10:49] ---
    Wait. Huh?
[10:50] ---
    Wh-Where could she have gone?
[10:53] ---
    Hey! Hamster!
[10:56] ---
    Over here!
[10:57] ---
    Honestly! What do you want?!
[11:00] ---
    Rejoice!
[11:00] ---
    I was able to buy their limited
    product without getting in line.
[11:05] ---
    Thank you very much for your purchase.
[11:07] ---
    The 3-piece limited edition 18-karat
    gold XPS360 comes to 5 million yen.
[11:12] ---
    I-I do not want it!
[11:14] ---
    What?!
[11:18] ---
    I'll take it all!
    (Zenbu kure!)
[11:22] ---
    It's Mister Rerere!
    (Rerere no ojisan da!)
[11:24] ---
    What?
[11:28] ---
    H-Hayate, how about getting a
    photo booth sticker together?
[11:31] ---
    What?!
[11:33] ---
    Ooh, she said it!
[11:34] ---
    Ayumu, hang in there!
[11:36] ---
    Uh, but I have to go to work now.
[11:39] ---
    It won't take long! So, come
    on! You know, in commemoration!
[11:42] ---
    Okay? Okay? Okay?
[11:43] ---
    In commemoration? Of what?
[11:45] ---
    Uh, um...
[11:47] ---
    To commemorate you going to work...?
[11:49] ---
    Huh?
[11:50] ---
    Anyway, just one! I only want one!
[11:50] ---
    Whoa, Miss Nishizawa!
[11:55] ---
    The ultimate seafood cake is sold out.
[12:00] ---
    The limited cake...
[12:02] ---
    Now, don't be so disappointed.
[12:03] ---
    Hey, whose fault do you think this is?!
[12:16] ---
    In the end, I was only able to
    get the leftover cream puffs.
[12:19] ---
    This is what happens to you
[12:21] ---
    when you try to do things
    that you normally don't do.
[12:23] ---
    After all the trouble I've gone
    to learn the ordinary, too.
[12:26] ---
    This won't serve as any
    kind of reference now.
[12:28] ---
    Why is it that everything you
    say has to be so spiteful?
[12:32] ---
    Sheesh! I'm having your
    family come pick you up.
[12:36] ---
    Tell me your phone number.
[12:41] ---
    What is that?!
[12:43] ---
    Hey, no peeking at my photo booth stickers!
[12:46] ---
    You! This is unforgivable!
[12:47] ---
    When in the world did you get
    something like that with Hayate?!
[12:50] ---
    Grin.
[12:52] ---
    Hehe, are you jealous?
[12:54] ---
    This photo booth sticker is
    a memento for Hayate and me.
[12:57] ---
    I-I have something, too!
[12:59] ---
    Can't tell you!
[13:01] ---
    Look!
[13:01] ---
    I have Hayate's number at
    the top of my address book!
SIGN    Address Book
    Hayate Ayasaki
[13:05] ---
    Wait, you have your own cell phone!
[13:08] ---
    I won't tell you his number, hamster.
[13:11] ---
    How about it? Jealous much?
[13:13] ---
    I think I might be a bit jealous!
[13:17] ---
    Since we're here, I'm going
    to make it clear to you!
[13:19] ---
    Hayate belongs to me, all right?!
[13:22] ---
    What?!
[13:23] ---
    Even if you're super ordinary, on
    the order of being a World Heritage,
[13:26] ---
    that's one fact that's never going to change!
[13:28] ---
    H-Hah!
[13:30] ---
    I bet he'll get tired of a
    spoiled rich girl like you
[13:32] ---
    and he'll leave you soon enough!
[13:40] ---
    I-I'm not following you anywhere anymore!
[13:44] ---
    Hurry up and get lost!
[13:46] ---
    J-Just who do you think you are?!
[13:48] ---
    You were bothering me to begin with anyway!
[13:58] ---
    Come on.
[14:01] ---
    I'll walk you home.
[14:03] ---
    Leave me alone!
[14:04] ---
    You could listen to me a little!
[14:08] ---
    Ow!
[14:11] ---
    You have blisters!
[14:12] ---
    That's for walking all over the
    place when you're not used to it!
[14:15] ---
    I told you to leave me alone!
[14:17] ---
    You should call home and have
    someone come pick you up.
[14:20] ---
    I'm absolutely not going home
    until I've mastered the ordinary!
[14:25] ---
    Then, do you want to come to my place?
[14:28] ---
    I live nearby.
[14:30] ---
    I know I mentioned this earlier,
    but no one's home today,
[14:33] ---
    so you can come over for now.
[14:45] ---
    No helping it then.
[14:46] ---
    If you insist, then I'll keep you company.
[14:48] ---
    Oh, you're so stubborn!
[14:53] ---
    Wow!
[14:57] ---
    Sorry for the wait. Here you are.
[15:00] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[15:06] ---
    Tasty, isn't it?
[15:12] ---
    I-I'm sorry about earlier.
[15:15] ---
    You missed buying the cake because of me...
[15:20] ---
    I'm a bit surprised.
[15:21] ---
    What?
[15:22] ---
    I guess you do know how to properly
    say "thank you" and "I'm sorry".
[15:27] ---
    D-Don't mock me!
[15:29] ---
    Even I know how to say such things.
[15:34] ---
    This is good.
[15:35] ---
    Right?! They cost 200 yen a piece!
[15:39] ---
    Oh, it's that cheap?
[15:42] ---
    What?!
[15:43] ---
    But I don't know how you can
    live in such cramped quarters.
[15:46] ---
    I totally understand how figurines
    must feel in their showcases now.
[15:49] ---
    I-Is that what you say to a person
    after you ate their cream puff?!
[15:53] ---
    All right! Next, I'll
    have you serve me dinner!
[15:56] ---
    Keep bringing on the ordinary!
[15:59] ---
    She's totally unrepentant...
[16:03] ---
    Wow! So this is an ordinary dinner!
[16:06] ---
    It's all frozen food, though.
[16:13] ---
    What the heck?
[16:15] ---
    Huh?
[16:15] ---
    Everything's on a far smaller scale,
[16:18] ---
    but "ordinary" is not so different
    from what I normally do.
[16:22] ---
    I see.
[16:35] ---
    You know, if you weren't super rich,
    you'd be a pretty ordinary girl, too.
[16:41] ---
    Me? An ordinary girl?
[16:43] ---
    I mean, you're stubborn and you hate to lose.
[16:46] ---
    Wh-What was that?!
[16:47] ---
    You get all worked up about the guy you like,
[16:50] ---
    but the way you do it can be a bit cute, too.
[16:55] ---
    You're a very ordinary girl.
[17:03] ---
    That's right!
[17:05] ---
    I'm an ordinary girl!
[17:07] ---
    But Hayate just doesn't get it at all!
[17:10] ---
    Hayate doesn't?
[17:13] ---
    Huh, so that's why you were so
    hung up about being ordinary.
[17:16] ---
    That's exactly right.
[17:18] ---
    I see! So Hayate likes ordinary girls!
[17:22] ---
    I'm not going to lose!
[17:24] ---
    Huh?
[17:25] ---
    No matter what past you
    might share with Hayate,
[17:28] ---
    my bond with him will never waver
    over a measly photo like that!
[17:32] ---
    Huh? Photo? You mean,
    the photo booth sticker?
[17:35] ---
    Huh?
[17:36] ---
    Oh, please. There's no way there's
    anything so deep behind that thing.
[17:40] ---
    Huh?!
[17:43] ---
    What the heck?
[17:45] ---
    Your story was almost shockingly devoid
    of anything surprising or moving.
[17:48] ---
    It certainly shows what a master
    of the ordinary you are.
[17:51] ---
    Ooh! The way you said that just bugs me!
[17:54] ---
    It was a compliment, you
    know. You should be happy.
[17:58] ---
    This is my room.
[18:00] ---
    You can use the bed. I'll
    sleep in the living room.
[18:04] ---
    Well, good night.
[18:05] ---
    Hey!
[18:07] ---
    Huh?
[18:08] ---
    Uh, no, I mean...
[18:10] ---
    I-I wouldn't mind sleeping with you.
[18:14] ---
    I-I-I just thought you might
    be scared to sleep by yourself.
[18:18] ---
    I-I don't really care either way.
[18:24] ---
    Then, shall we sleep together?
[18:27] ---
    Yeah!
[18:29] ---
    Oh, also...
[18:30] ---
    Huh?
[18:34] ---
    Inform Hayate that I will
    be staying the night here.
[18:37] ---
    What?!
[18:39] ---
    Just this once! You hear me?!
[18:41] ---
    O-O-Okay!
[18:47] ---
    Oh, H-Hayate? It's me, Ayumu Nishizawa.
[18:51] ---
    Um, uh...
[18:53] ---
    Yeah, it's been a long time.
[18:57] ---
    Wait!
[18:58] ---
    Huh?
[18:59] ---
    D-D-Don't turn that off.
[19:02] ---
    All right.
[19:03] ---
    Good night, Little Sanzenin.
[19:05] ---
    "Nagi" is fine.
[19:09] ---
    Good night, Little Nagi.
[19:11] ---
    Good night, hamster.
[19:13] ---
    Wha?!
[19:14] ---
    *And thus, the night wore
    on for the dreaming girls. *
[19:18] ---
    Now, next time, the butler battles
    will finally reach a climax!

[19:22] ---
    *They will fight and fight and fight
    their crazy, crazy, crazy hearts out! *
[19:26] ---
    Incidentally...
[19:27] ---
    Is that right?
[19:29] ---
    Yes, I understand.
[19:31] ---
    Then please take good care of
    the Miss for me, Miss Nishizawa.
[19:37] ---
    *Hayate had almost no screen
    time in this episode, *
[19:41] ---
    *so why is he here with no
    events leading up to it? *
[19:44] ---
    *On the contrary, he actually
    had his screen time. *
[19:52] ---
    See? Right there.
[19:55] ---
    And see? There as well.
[20:01] ---
    And he was even here.
[20:06] ---
    Hurry it up, will you?
[20:08] ---
    Oh, pardon me.
[20:11] ---
    *Always ready to save Miss Nagi from danger, *
[20:14] ---
    *he made sure to stalk her. *
[20:16] ---
    Correction. He was making sure to
    tail her, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z.

[20:24] ---
    *It seems there's no longer a need for
    me to help the Miss and her friend. *
[20:28] ---
    My dear Hayate!
[20:31] ---
    Over here, my dear Hayate!
[20:34] ---
    Isumi?!
[20:35] ---
    What are you doing there?!
[20:37] ---
    I was taking a stroll in
    my yard when I got lost
[20:40] ---
    and before I knew it, I
    found myself in this place!
[20:44] ---
    Please hold on! I am coming to help you!
[20:46] ---
    Please hurry, my dear Hayate!
[20:49] ---
    Please don't panic, Isumi!
[20:50] ---
    Wait for me, Isumi!
[20:52] ---
    W-Wataru!
[20:54] ---
    Young Sir, it's dangerous to climb up there!
[20:57] ---
    I am coming to help you!
[21:03] ---
    I'm almost there, Isumi!
[21:04] ---
    Wataru!
[21:09] ---
    Isumi!
[21:22] ---
    No, please get off me!
[21:23] ---
    No! Butler-in-debt, ya perv!
[21:24] ---
    Just what do you think a girl's body is for?!
[21:26] ---
    Wait, why do I gotta come fallin' down, too?!
[21:28] ---
    Wait, hurry up and make a jab, askin'
    where the heck I came fallin' from?!
[21:31] ---
    Are you all right, Isumi?!
[21:33] ---
    Oh, my dear Hayate truly
    is a dependable gentleman.
[21:38] ---
    So, the punch line is that
    yet again, in this episode,
[21:42] ---
    it was the butler-in-debt who
    was secretly the most active.
[21:44] ---
    That's it for the filler segment
[21:47] ---
    "save the regular fall guys"!
[21:50] ---
    Why...
[21:52] ---
    Waratte lun-lun-lun
    Smile lun-lun-lun
[21:54] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
[21:58] ---
    Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
    A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
[22:03] ---
    Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[22:07] ---
    Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
    A whimsical dance with you under the sun
[22:21] ---
    Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
    Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
[22:26] ---
    Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
    My next words become lost
[22:32] ---
    Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
    The mature gaze that envelopes me
[22:38] ---
    Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
    Makes me forget my bravado
[22:43] ---
    Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
    Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
[22:49] ---
    Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
    And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
[22:55] ---
    Lun-lun-lun
    Lun-lun-lun
[22:56] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
[23:00] ---
    Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
    Look, there's a smile there already, see?
[23:05] ---
    Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[23:09] ---
    Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
    In a breeze of your making
[23:13] ---
    Odoru hidamari no dansu
    A dance in a sunny spot
[23:26] ---
    Wataru and...
[23:26] ---
    Wataru & Saki's
[23:27] ---
    Saki's...
[23:27] ---
    Butler Report
[23:28] ---
    Butler Report!
[23:29] ---
    What's up?! Wataru Tachibana here.
[23:31] ---
    And Saki Kijima.
[23:33] ---
    Young sir, about the promotional
    merchandise you mentioned...
[23:36] ---
    What about an autographed candid picture
[23:38] ---
    of the shop's mini-manager, Wataru Tachibana?
[23:41] ---
    Saki?! When was this taken?!
[23:44] ---
    This is payback for last
    time! How do you like that?
[23:46] ---
    Well, anyway, Rental Video Tachibana
[23:49] ---
    is a shop where you can
    always count on a smile!
[23:51] ---
    If you find yourself in the neighborhood,
    please stop by and and visit us!
[23:54] ---
    Yes! Mystery!
SIGN    Preview
[23:58] ---
    It hasn't snowed yet, this year.
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    It's already been a year, hasn't it?
[24:03] ---
    Time certainly does fly.
[24:05] ---
    I'm a butler who was reborn to fight you!
[24:08] ---
    Take this!
[24:09] ---
    It's you...!
[24:10] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:11] ---
    "Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!!"
[24:12] ---
    Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!!
[24:15] ---
    At the moment, you've lost
    your butler powers...
[24:17] ---
    Because of the curse brought on by that
    woman, the chairwoman of Hakuo Academy.
[24:20] ---
    Did you know?
[24:21] ---
    "Cyborg" is short for "cybernetic organism!"
[24:24] ---