34 - Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest - Part 2

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    When watching TV,
[00:04] ---
    please keep the room bright...
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    ...and sit well away from the TV.
[00:08] ---
    That's right.
[00:09] ---
    I will show everyone what true culture is.
[00:14] ---
    All that aside, do the inking on this.
[00:17] ---
    What?!
[00:18] ---
    Mistress Kuzuha!
[00:21] ---
    I was getting rather tired
    of the normal culture fests.
[00:25] ---
    Besides...
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    Right about now, that kid who's totally
    devoted to his Miss is probably...
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    Miss!
[00:32] ---
    To think you would abandon me...
[00:35] ---
    Hmm, that might be nice.
[00:39] ---
    Mistress Kuzuha!
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    Do the inking on this, too!
[00:44] ---
    Whosoever commands the butlers,
    commands the world!
[00:48] ---
    The Great Butler War that will
    shake up the world has just begun!
[00:54] ---
    Just you watch! With the power of
    my manga, I will make this world mine!
[00:57] ---
    Hey, you, are you really hypnotized?!
[01:00] ---
    Zettai nante shinjinai!
    I don't believe in absolutes!
[01:03] ---
    Fukanou nante nai!
    No such thing as impossible!
[01:05] ---
    Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
    The future is in the open palm of my hands
[01:11] ---
    Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
    A demon that I just can't win against
[01:16] ---
    Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
    Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
[01:22] ---
    Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
    Experience points are almost not enough
[01:27] ---
    Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
    Training for life, working hard at trial and error
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    Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
    Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
[01:38] ---
    Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
    Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
[01:43] ---
    Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
    I've found a treasure map
[01:49] ---
    Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
    Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
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    Happii na kanchigai
    A happy misunderstanding
[01:57] ---
    Chikai wa yuruganai!
    My pledge will stand fast!
[02:00] ---
    Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
    I'll even change the direction of the wind
[02:05] ---
    Kakkou wa kini-shinai
    I won't care how I look
[02:08] ---
    Unmei ja kujikenai!
    No destiny will discourage me!
[02:11] ---
    Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
    Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
[02:29] ---
    Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 2
[02:33] ---
    Really, don't you think you're worrying
    about this a bit too much?
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    We even received a phone call
    from the Miss herself last evening.
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    But don't you think it's strange?!
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    That the Miss is participating
    in a school event of her own free will
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    and she stayed the night
    with the Superintendent
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    to liven up the culture fest!
SIGN    Butlers must be manly!!
[02:51] ---
    What part of your statement just
    now contains any cause for worry?
[02:55] ---
    Well, certainly, on the face of it,
    there isn't any, but...
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    Well, Mr. Klaus doesn't know
    the Superintendent's personality.
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    Or actually, there are a lot of issues
    with Nagi's normal behavior, so...
[03:07] ---
    Right...
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    But this is just what I expect
    from you, Maria!
[03:15] ---
    To think you are aware of the
    personality of Hakuou's Superintendent!
[03:18] ---
    Well, her talent for causing
    trouble for others
[03:21] ---
    is the one area where
    she borders on the genius.
[03:25] ---
    I see...
[03:25] ---
    Oh, pardon me.
SIGN    Incoming call Miss Hinagiku Katsura
[03:27] ---
    Hinagiku?
[03:29] ---
    Um, hello? Good morning.
[03:32] ---
    Hayate, this is no time
    for leisurely greetings.
[03:35] ---
    What?
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    What's happening, Hinagiku?!
[03:39] ---
    Look.
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    Th-This is...!
[03:45] ---
    Um, this is the Hakuou Academy, right?
[03:48] ---
    Right? Don't you think
    it's a weird building?
[03:51] ---
    Uh, I think there are a lot of surprises
    besides the shape of the building...
[03:56] ---
    This is probably all Nagi's doing, right?
[03:59] ---
    What? Why do you say that?
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    Because there were a ton
    of cars parked out front
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    with manga characters and stuff on them.
[04:04] ---
    All anime-lovers have cars like that, right?
[04:07] ---
    W-Well, I imagine it's
    only a fraction of them...
[04:10] ---
    Whatever the case,
    the spectacle before them
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    was an exact replica of the manga
    festival at Tokyo Big Sight,
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    which will surely be held again
    at the end of this year.
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    Numerous doujinshis changing hands.
[04:20] ---
    Character merchandise, such as body pillows.
[04:22] ---
    Doujin music CDs.
SIGN    Limited Color
SIGN    Limited Item
SIGN    Limited to Event
[04:24] ---
    At industry booths,
    figures limited to this event.
[04:26] ---
    DVDs with extras limited to this event.
[04:28] ---
    Incidentally, at our Rondo Robe booth,
[04:29] ---
    Following the trend of subsidized products,
[04:31] ---
    they are distributing not-for-sale CDs.
[04:31] ---
    we are distributing Ariake not-for-sale CDs!
[04:33] ---
    Family members who think this sounds
    vaguely familiar, not to worry.
[04:38] ---
    Also, be sure you don't look
    at the stuff your children buy.
[04:41] ---
    Since it may cause them
    to withdraw from society.
[04:46] ---
    Wow, the people look like rubbish...
[04:49] ---
    "There are not enough women's bathrooms."
[04:51] ---
    "There are people changing
    in places other than the locker rooms."
[04:54] ---
    "Do something about the resellers."
[04:56] ---
    "I wasn't able to buy Kagami merchandise."
[04:58] ---
    There are also others about change...
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    I've heard enough already.
[05:01] ---
    I mean, these complaints have nothing
    to do with our culture fest.
[05:05] ---
    How true.
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    Still, while it is impressive
    of the Superintendent
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    to set up an event of this size overnight,
[05:11] ---
    the visitors who got wind of it
    and came are equally amazing.
[05:14] ---
    Don't be impressed!
[05:16] ---
    If we let this go, it'll end up
    like this every year.
[05:19] ---
    We may be able to make
    an enormous amount of profit.
[05:22] ---
    That's not it!
[05:23] ---
    With this many people gathered here,
    it's only a matter of time
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    before one of the guests
    gets hurt, so it's dangerous!
[05:28] ---
    We have to do something about this.
[05:30] ---
    Um, I'm going to go look for the Miss.
[05:33] ---
    I think the root cause
    of this probably lies in the fact
[05:35] ---
    that the Miss is helping
    the Superintendent.
[05:37] ---
    And when you get down to it,
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    that happened because
    I left the Miss all alone...
[05:44] ---
    To think your mistress has
    washed her hands of you...
[05:48] ---
    You've failed as a butler.
[05:51] ---
    Poem person...
[05:54] ---
    Nagi Sanzenin is being kept
    hospitably under our care.
[05:58] ---
    What?
[05:59] ---
    Oh, I'm aware of that,
    since we got the phone call.
[06:04] ---
    Phone call?!
[06:05] ---
    That is what you call "uncool".
[06:07] ---
    One could also call him a "goof".
[06:09] ---
    Or is it being a "bonehead"?
[06:11] ---
    He's "spacey" is what he is.
[06:12] ---
    That cowlick is also symbolic of that.
[06:13] ---
    Why you!
[06:14] ---
    Oh! "Spacey"!
[06:15] ---
    Shut up!
[06:20] ---
    Sheesh! What's with you people?!
[06:22] ---
    To think I came all this way
    to secretly guide you to where she is!
[06:25] ---
    What?
[06:27] ---
    Why?
[06:28] ---
    Thanks to her, I'm being
    hugely inconvenienced!
[06:31] ---
    Hurry up and take her back already!
[06:38] ---
    Wh-Why...?
[06:40] ---
    I can hardly believe we're
    on the same school grounds...
SIGN    Superintendent's Office
[06:44] ---
    Mistress Kuzuha is having
    a snack in the cafeteria.
[06:46] ---
    Now's our chance. Hurry.
[06:54] ---
    This has turned out wonderfully!
[06:56] ---
    Truly, the pinnacle of Japanese culture!
[06:59] ---
    Honestly! What do you
    think you're doing here?
[07:02] ---
    Come on, we're going back.
[07:03] ---
    Miss!
[07:05] ---
    Who are you people?
[07:07] ---
    What?
[07:08] ---
    Wh-What are you saying?!
[07:10] ---
    Oh, please. I am Hayate,
    your butler, remember?
[07:15] ---
    Don't lie to me. There's
    no way you're Hayate.
[07:19] ---
    You must be an imposter.
[07:22] ---
    If you were the real Hayate...
[07:24] ---
    If you were the real Hayate,
[07:26] ---
    no matter how busy you were
    with the culture fest,
[07:29] ---
    you would never...
[07:31] ---
    You would never have left me all alone.
[07:35] ---
    Miss...
[07:36] ---
    Hayate...
[07:38] ---
    Hey, hurry!
[07:39] ---
    If you keep dawdling,
    Mistress Kuzuha will be back...
[07:43] ---
    No mischief now, Sion.
[07:45] ---
    P-Please forgive me!
[07:48] ---
    Boy, you seem to have angered
    your mistress considerably.
[07:52] ---
    She is saying she will never return
    to her residence, you know.
[07:56] ---
    Surely not!
[07:57] ---
    Sanzenin, you are going to show everyone
[08:00] ---
    how wonderful your manga is, are you not?
[08:02] ---
    That is right.
[08:04] ---
    I will stay here and continue to write.
[08:06] ---
    You could do that
    at your own residence, too!
[08:09] ---
    Sh-Shut up!
[08:10] ---
    Keeping one's work and private life separate
[08:12] ---
    is a basic part of being a manga artist!
[08:14] ---
    You're a Hakuou student before
    you're a manga artist, remember?!
[08:17] ---
    And you, too, Superintendent!
[08:19] ---
    Gathering all those people
    just for the fun of it...
[08:21] ---
    There will be big trouble
    if someone gets injured!
[08:23] ---
    Interesting.
[08:24] ---
    Then let us take this
    opportunity to compete!
[08:28] ---
    Compete?
[08:29] ---
    I'm not telling you
    to cancel it or anything.
[08:33] ---
    It's just sort of dangerous
    the way things are now...
[08:36] ---
    As of now, we will vend this doujinshi
[08:38] ---
    at a specially prepared
    booth in the Academy.
[08:41] ---
    Ayasaki, if your doujinshi wins
    against ours by selling better,
[08:45] ---
    I will return your mistress
    and also restore the culture fest.
[08:50] ---
    What is with this "great
    and cuteness" attitude?
[08:52] ---
    This is like a plot development
    out of Comic Party.
[08:55] ---
    In other words, this is a
    doujinshi sales competition?
[08:59] ---
    Exactly.
[09:01] ---
    There is no way my manga
    will lose against an imposter!
[09:06] ---
    Um, Superintendent,
    are you listening to what I'm saying?
[09:10] ---
    So you would flee, you coward?!
[09:12] ---
    She is not listening, nor does
    she seem interested in listening.
[09:16] ---
    So it seems.
[09:18] ---
    I understand! We will accept your challenge!
[09:20] ---
    What?! H-Hinagiku?!
[09:23] ---
    However, to make things fair,
[09:25] ---
    the student council will also take
    over the running of this whole circus
[09:30] ---
    to make things fair and safe!
[09:31] ---
    Fine.
[09:32] ---
    However, if you lose,
    you will open a maid café
[09:34] ---
    with the entire student council dressed
    in super-embarrassing maid outfits!
[09:38] ---
    What?
[09:40] ---
    If you cannot accept those conditions,
[09:43] ---
    I have no intention of doing what you want.
[09:46] ---
    What shall we do?
[09:47] ---
    Even then...
[09:48] ---
    Even then, the safety
    of our guests is important!
[09:51] ---
    Hinagiku...
[09:53] ---
    You can win, right?
[09:54] ---
    Or more like, you better win!
[09:56] ---
    I won't forgive you if you lose!
[09:58] ---
    What? Well...
[10:00] ---
    A match between a mistress
    and her butler, huh?
[10:03] ---
    This is getting interesting.
[10:05] ---
    I will be the one to win.
[10:08] ---
    But Hinagiku, they're talking
    about a doujinshi sales competition
[10:12] ---
    and our class is set up as a butler café.
[10:14] ---
    Oh, that's true. You're right...
[10:18] ---
    Thus, both camps proceeded to do battle.
[10:21] ---
    Get over here quick
[10:22] ---
    And a one, two...
[10:23] ---
    Cheerful, with a cute heart!
[10:23] ---
    I'm a bit mad
[10:25] ---
    Get over here quick
[10:26] ---
    End of the Century Legend, Magical Destroy!
[10:27] ---
    At mach speeds
[10:28] ---
    Well-received and on sale now!
[10:30] ---
    Socially reclusive Sunday
[10:31] ---
    Those of you who wish to buy one,
    please line up in 3 rows!
[10:34] ---
    No, you have to come flying now
[10:38] ---
    Hayate Ayasaki, get a taste
    of how powerless you are...
[10:42] ---
    No, no, you just have to
[10:44] ---
    And in utter despair,
    writhe about with tears in your eyes!
[10:48] ---
    What?!
[10:49] ---
    That was why you instigated
    this competition?!
SIGN    British-Style Cosplay Café
[10:59] ---
    Lose with all your might, Hayata!
[11:02] ---
    In fact, just forfeit, Hayata.
[11:05] ---
    I want to see Hina
    in an embarrassing maid outfit!
[11:08] ---
    Wh-What?!
[11:09] ---
    I'll have you know, if we lose,
    you guys have to wear it, too.
[11:13] ---
    What?!
[11:14] ---
    What did you say?!
[11:15] ---
    That would be bad.
[11:16] ---
    Right?!
[11:17] ---
    So we have to all support Hayate!
[11:20] ---
    And Hayate, you, too.
[11:21] ---
    What?
[11:22] ---
    If we don't win this,
    you can't get Nagi back.
[11:27] ---
    You have to make her snap out of it. Got it?
[11:32] ---
    Yes.
[11:37] ---
    It's exactly like Hinagiku said.
[11:40] ---
    I have to restore a smile
    to the Miss's face, no matter what!
[11:49] ---
    A night of bravo!
    (Yoru mo appare!)
[11:53] ---
    Combo string.
    (Renzoku konbo.)
SIGN    Top Secret Sales Chart
SIGN    Nagi Sanzenin
SIGN    Hayate Ayasaki
[11:59] ---
    We've won!
[12:00] ---
    I can just see Ayasaki crying pathetically.
[12:08] ---
    Th-There's big trouble!
[12:09] ---
    Their shop's sales are suddenly
    growing for some reason!
[12:12] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Invigorating Suginami Intelligence
SIGN    Hakuou Academy Culture Fest Report
[12:15] ---
    Once again, the season for the Hakuou
    Academy Culture Fest has come,
[12:18] ---
    Suginami Ward's special
    attraction of the fall.
[12:21] ---
    Among their shops,
[12:22] ---
    it seems this shop's cake set
    is particularly popular this year.
[12:25] ---
    Now, let us go check out the kitchen.
[12:29] ---
    Pardon me. Might I get a word with you?
[12:32] ---
    Yes.
[12:33] ---
    What is the secret to your flavor?
[12:35] ---
    Oh, no, all I do is put every
    ounce of my heart and soul into it.
SIGN    Hayate's Recipe
[12:40] ---
    Right now, along with the cake,
[12:41] ---
    you also get this doujinshi,
    which contains the recipe.
[12:43] ---
    Wow, that's a great deal!
[12:44] ---
    What is this?
[12:46] ---
    Also, the cover is a Mr. Shiraishi original.
[12:47] ---
    Well, Hayate can cook like a pro, so...
[12:50] ---
    Wow! I want one, too!
[12:52] ---
    One set comes out to 500 yen.
[12:52] ---
    But why is Hayate baking cakes?
[12:54] ---
    What?! That's so cheap!
SIGN    Butler Cafe End of Line
[13:00] ---
    Miss Butler, I'd like a cake set.
[13:02] ---
    I'll have the same.
[13:03] ---
    Yes, please wait one moment, Misses.
[13:07] ---
    I would like a cake set over here as well.
[13:10] ---
    Yes, certainly.
[13:11] ---
    I'd like service over here, too.
[13:12] ---
    Excuse me, Mr. Butler, are you listening?
[13:16] ---
    Young Master?
[13:18] ---
    Um, Miss, how would you
    like another cup of tea?
[13:21] ---
    Oh, my! You called me "miss"!
[13:24] ---
    Young Master,
[13:25] ---
    I never expected Nonohara
    and his master to come help, too.
[13:25] ---
    you still do not know what a butler is.
[13:28] ---
    Still...
[13:29] ---
    I'm sorry, Nonohara! Oh, at least let me...
[13:30] ---
    I wonder how the Miss is doing right now...
[13:32] ---
    Hey, Hayata, you can't take a break.
[13:35] ---
    P-Pardon me!
[13:38] ---
    If you don't work hard,
    we're the ones who'll end up suffering.
[13:41] ---
    I swear, if it was just Hina,
    we would have interfered...
[13:46] ---
    Then how about we have her wear
    a maid outfit in celebration if we win?
[13:50] ---
    Nice idea!
[13:53] ---
    I am not wearing it!
[13:55] ---
    And Hayate, break time is over.
    Hurry up with the cakes.
[13:57] ---
    Right!
[13:59] ---
    Now, I think I'll try the cake.
[14:01] ---
    Cake?!
[14:04] ---
    Whoops. Not good, not good.
[14:05] ---
    The enemy must not be underestimated.
[14:07] ---
    But there is nothing to fear!
[14:08] ---
    We are going to widen
    the lead in one fell swoop!
[14:11] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[14:13] ---
    If they are going throw in some cake,
[14:16] ---
    then I have an idea of my own.
[14:17] ---
    Sion!
[14:18] ---
    Y-Yes, Mistress!
[14:20] ---
    Oomf, oomf.
[14:22] ---
    Pardon me for the wait!
[14:28] ---
    Every customer who buys
    Nagi Sanzenin's doujinshi
[14:32] ---
    will receive a deluxe consolation prize!
[14:35] ---
    Now, you may have already bought one,
[14:38] ---
    but how about one more to take
    advantage of this opportunity?!
[14:39] ---
    Hayate...
[14:41] ---
    Calling me from somewhere
[14:46] ---
    With the end looming near,
    the competition got even more heated!
[14:47] ---
    O courage, o wind, sweep through
[14:51] ---
    And...
SIGN    Loser Park
[14:52] ---
    Calling me from somewhere
[14:57] ---
    I wonder what Hayate's doing...
[14:58] ---
    I don't care if I'm covered with wounds
[15:03] ---
    Calling me from somewhere
[15:06] ---
    Car! Car! Car! Car!
[15:09] ---
    Look, I'll become the most powerful hero
[15:11] ---
    Oh, that was so close!
[15:13] ---
    You got the consolation prize,
    the super deluxe home theater set!
[15:14] ---
    I'll be right there!
[15:16] ---
    All right!
[15:17] ---
    Because I belong only to you!
[15:17] ---
    That was too bad. Here.
    A catalogue and the doujinshi.
[15:21] ---
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    Sold Out
[15:22] ---
    And with that, we have sold every last copy!
[15:31] ---
    All right! In celebration of our victory,
[15:31] ---
    But I'm amazed it sold so well.
    This manga makes no sense.
[15:34] ---
    I think I will treat myself
    to a melt-in-your-mouth pudding party.
[15:35] ---
    They all just wanted the prizes, right?
[15:36] ---
    Yay! That's my Mistress Kuzuha!
[15:37] ---
    I guess so.
[15:48] ---
    He's not here...
[15:52] ---
    Are you being more stubborn than usual,
[15:54] ---
    because the hypnosis didn't quite wear off?
[15:57] ---
    What?
[15:58] ---
    In that case, getting back
    to your old self is easy.
[16:02] ---
    You are cleverer than I am, are you not?
[16:16] ---
    I see. I got it.
[16:18] ---
    Thank you, Haruko.
[16:21] ---
    Hina...
[16:22] ---
    Oh! Um... It looks like
    we're still a bit behind them.
[16:25] ---
    But they're out of ammo now,
    so we just may be able to catch up to them.
[16:29] ---
    But there aren't any more customers...
[16:36] ---
    It's just a little more,
    so let's do our best until the end!
[16:39] ---
    That's right! It's exactly
    as Miss Katsura says!
[16:42] ---
    If we lose, we get to see Hina
    in an embarrassing maid outfit.
[16:47] ---
    Let's not give up...
    and do our best and win!
[16:50] ---
    Ooh, he won.
[16:51] ---
    He won against something in his heart.
[16:54] ---
    All right! Then let's do our best!
[16:57] ---
    Yeah!
[16:58] ---
    Then shall we go look for customers?
[17:00] ---
    All right, I guess we'll go.
[17:03] ---
    What's wrong, Hayate?
[17:04] ---
    Nothing.
[17:05] ---
    Just thinking how fun it is
[17:08] ---
    to work hard together
    on something with everyone.
[17:10] ---
    You look rather glum for all that.
[17:12] ---
    Well...
[17:13] ---
    I was just thinking
[17:15] ---
    that I would've liked the Miss
    to experience how that feels, too.
[17:24] ---
    Then shall we get her to experience it now?
[17:27] ---
    What?
[17:33] ---
    Miss...
[17:34] ---
    Welcome. You came to have some cake, right?
[17:37] ---
    I'm certain to win this anyway,
[17:40] ---
    so I just came to see the bitter
    disappointment on your faces!
[17:44] ---
    Well, that's too bad.
[17:46] ---
    We still have some cakes left,
    so we wanted someone to come eat them.
[17:49] ---
    Right, Hayate?
[17:51] ---
    What?
[17:54] ---
    W-Well...
[17:56] ---
    If you're going to go that far,
    I suppose I have no choice...
[17:59] ---
    It just so happens that I used
    my brain to write my manga,
[18:02] ---
    so I need something sweet
    to resupply my tired brain with sugars.
[18:06] ---
    So...
[18:09] ---
    Bring me this supposed cake
    that Hayate has made...
[18:12] ---
    Certainly!
[18:18] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[18:20] ---
    This is...
[18:22] ---
    This is our shop's signature dish.
[18:23] ---
    It's a bit unseasonal,
[18:25] ---
    but I made it with my affections
    for a certain someone in mind.
[18:30] ---
    This person told me
    that she didn't know me...
[18:35] ---
    So, I wanted her...
[18:38] ---
    ...to remember all the time that she
    and I have spent together...
[18:53] ---
    It's sweet...
[19:06] ---
    Hayate?
[19:08] ---
    Miss!
[19:10] ---
    Where am I?
[19:12] ---
    As I recall, I came to see you
[19:14] ---
    and I remember up to the point when
    a weird fortune teller talked to me, but...
[19:19] ---
    Miss!
[19:22] ---
    What is the matter, Hayate?!
[19:23] ---
    If someone should see us like this...
[19:25] ---
    Wait!
[19:26] ---
    We're totally being seen!
[19:31] ---
    Miss! Your hypnosis has worn
    off completely, hasn't it?!
[19:36] ---
    So what of it?!
[19:38] ---
    Look at the clock!
[19:39] ---
    Time is almost up!
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    But the difference in our sales
    is already obvious!
[19:44] ---
    Now, members of the student council...
[19:45] ---
    You will wear these delightfully
    embarrassing maid outfits
[19:49] ---
    and I think I will have
    you work in my service!
[19:56] ---
    Hello?
[19:57] ---
    Oh, Nagi?
[19:59] ---
    I thought maybe it was time
    the weird hypnosis would've worn off
[20:01] ---
    and you'd be with Hayate about now...
[20:03] ---
    Hm? Well, you're right,
    but what do you want?
[20:06] ---
    We're in the middle of a pretty
    serious-looking scene right now...
[20:08] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry, but I wanted to
    have some of Hayate's cake, too.
[20:13] ---
    Would you please buy enough
    for the members of the SP as well?
[20:17] ---
    About 2000 servings.
[20:19] ---
    Okay, got it.
[20:21] ---
    2000 servings of cake.
    Maria asked me to buy them.
[20:29] ---
    Thank you very much.
    You'll want it to-go, correct?
[20:35] ---
    I-It looks like we won.
[20:38] ---
    And that was the story of how
    the life-or-death doujinshi battle ended.
[20:44] ---
    But I wonder how Nagi's
    hypnosis came undone...
[20:48] ---
    Who knows? I wonder how...
[20:51] ---
    That's awfully sloppy.
[20:53] ---
    Hey, hurry, Hayate!
[20:55] ---
    If we don't hurry,
    the closing party will end!
[20:57] ---
    Wait! Please hold on!
[20:59] ---
    Th-This is embarrassing, Miss!
[21:01] ---
    Hayate, what's that outfit about?
[21:05] ---
    It's his punishment for neglecting me.
[21:07] ---
    What do you think?
    It looks good on him, right?
[21:11] ---
    Oh, it looks like the folk dance has begun!
[21:13] ---
    All right! Hayate, come with me and...
[21:15] ---
    Huh?
[21:16] ---
    I just can't go out like this!
[21:20] ---
    Oh! Hey! Hayate!
[21:22] ---
    Good grief...
[21:23] ---
    I guess it doesn't change
    the difficulties that Hayate faces.
[21:25] ---
    It must be tough to deal
    with someone who hates to lose.
[21:30] ---
    Wh-What's with the look you're giving me?!
[21:32] ---
    Oh, no, it is nothing.
[21:33] ---
    If there's something you want to
    say, speak up, all right?
[21:35] ---
    Cross-dressing, huh?
[21:37] ---
    Hayate Ayasaki... I still want him!
[21:40] ---
    Oh! Mistress Kuzuha!
[21:43] ---
    Thus, Hayate ended up back
    in the Superintendent's sights again.
[21:47] ---
    Next time, they will fight
    against a hip young town.
[21:52] ---
    Waratte lun-lun-lun
    Smile lun-lun-lun
[21:54] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
[21:58] ---
    Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
    A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
[22:04] ---
    Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[22:07] ---
    Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
    A whimsical dance with you under the sun
[22:21] ---
    Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
    Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
[22:26] ---
    Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
    My next words become lost
[22:33] ---
    Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
    The mature gaze that envelopes me
[22:38] ---
    Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
    Makes me forget my bravado
[22:43] ---
    Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
    Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
[22:49] ---
    Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
    And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
[22:55] ---
    Lun-lun-lun
    Lun-lun-lun
[22:56] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
[23:01] ---
    Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
    Look, there's a smile there already, see?
[23:06] ---
    Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[23:09] ---
    Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
    In a breeze of your making
[23:13] ---
    Odoru hidamari no dansu
    A dance in a sunny spot
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate...
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    and Ayumu Nishizawa's...
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[23:29] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:31] ---
    Pipiruma, pipiruma, I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
[23:33] ---
    I'm Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:34] ---
    I am Ayumu Nishizawa.
[23:35] ---
    Wait, you're still here?!
[23:37] ---
    You're supposed to swap out
    every 3 weeks on this segment!
[23:39] ---
    What? What's wrong with that?
[23:40] ---
    Besides, I haven't heard
    Hayate's opinion of my song yet.
[23:43] ---
    So, what do you think of my song, Hayate?
[23:45] ---
    Your singing the other day was 35 points,
[23:48] ---
    but this gets a full 100 points.
[23:49] ---
    These days, you can make tons
    of adjustments with technology.
[23:52] ---
    What a thing to say!
[23:53] ---
    Next time, we'll have Wataru and Saki.
[23:55] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    Why is it?! Why can't I, a genius, draw it?!
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    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:01] ---
    What is the matter, Miss?
[24:02] ---
    Nagi is writing a new manga right now.
[24:04] ---
    So, Hayate, go immediately
    and gather reference material
[24:07] ---
    on the date spots that young
    people favor these days.
[24:09] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:10] ---
    "Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide
    of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots
[24:11] ---
    Next Hayate the Combat Butler
[24:11] ---
    Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide
    of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip
[24:13] ---
    "for the Young and Hip"!
[24:15] ---
    And so, I will be going out
    with Hayate today.
[24:17] ---
    Going out with me?!
[24:19] ---
    Did you know?
[24:20] ---
    An Asian straight-tusked elephant fossil
    was once found in Harajuku.