# 34 - Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest - Part 2
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When watching TV,
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please keep the room bright...
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...and sit well away from the TV.
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That's right.
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I will show everyone what true culture is.
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All that aside, do the inking on this.
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What?!
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Mistress Kuzuha!
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I was getting rather tired
of the normal culture fests.
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Besides...
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Right about now, that kid who's totally
devoted to his Miss is probably...
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*Miss!*
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*To think you would abandon me...*
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Hmm, that might be nice.
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Mistress Kuzuha!
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Do the inking on this, too!
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* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
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* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
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Just you watch! With the power of
my manga, I will make this world mine!
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Hey, you, are you really hypnotized?!
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Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
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Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
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Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
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Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
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Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
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Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
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Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
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Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
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Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
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Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
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Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
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Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
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Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
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Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
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Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
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Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
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Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
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Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 2
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Really, don't you think you're worrying
about this a bit too much?
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We even received a phone call
from the Miss herself last evening.
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But don't you think it's strange?!
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That the Miss is participating
in a school event of her own free will
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and she stayed the night
with the Superintendent
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to liven up the culture fest!
***SIGN*** Butlers must be manly!!
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What part of your statement just
now contains any cause for worry?
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Well, certainly, on the face of it,
there isn't any, but...
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Well, Mr. Klaus doesn't know
the Superintendent's personality.
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Or actually, there are a lot of issues
with Nagi's normal behavior, so...
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Right...
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But this is just what I expect
from you, Maria!
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To think you are aware of the
personality of Hakuou's Superintendent!
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Well, her talent for causing
trouble for others
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is the one area where
she borders on the genius.
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I see...
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Oh, pardon me.
***SIGN*** Incoming call Miss Hinagiku Katsura
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Hinagiku?
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Um, hello? Good morning.
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Hayate, this is no time
for leisurely greetings.
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What?
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What's happening, Hinagiku?!
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Look.
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Th-This is...!
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Um, this is the Hakuou Academy, right?
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Right? Don't you think
it's a weird building?
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Uh, I think there are a lot of surprises
besides the shape of the building...
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This is probably all Nagi's doing, right?
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What? Why do you say that?
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Because there were a ton
of cars parked out front
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with manga characters and stuff on them.
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All anime-lovers have cars like that, right?
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W-Well, I imagine it's
only a fraction of them...
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* Whatever the case,*
* the spectacle before them*
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* was an exact replica of the manga*
* festival at Tokyo Big Sight,*
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* which will surely be held again*
* at the end of this year.*
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*Numerous doujinshis changing hands.*
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*Character merchandise, such as body pillows.*
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*Doujin music CDs.*
***SIGN*** Limited Color
***SIGN*** Limited Item
***SIGN*** Limited to Event
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* At industry booths,*
* figures limited to this event.*
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*DVDs with extras limited to this event.*
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*Incidentally, at our Rondo Robe booth,*
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Following the trend of subsidized products,
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*they are distributing not-for-sale CDs.*
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we are distributing Ariake not-for-sale CDs!
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* Family members who think this sounds*
* vaguely familiar, not to worry.*
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* Also, be sure you don't look*
* at the stuff your children buy.*
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* Since it may cause them*
* to withdraw from society.*
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Wow, the people look like rubbish...
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"There are not enough women's bathrooms."
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"There are people changing
in places other than the locker rooms."
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"Do something about the resellers."
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"I wasn't able to buy Kagami merchandise."
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There are also others about change...
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I've heard enough already.
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I mean, these complaints have nothing
to do with our culture fest.
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How true.
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Still, while it is impressive
of the Superintendent
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to set up an event of this size overnight,
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the visitors who got wind of it
and came are equally amazing.
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Don't be impressed!
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If we let this go, it'll end up
like this every year.
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We may be able to make
an enormous amount of profit.
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That's not it!
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With this many people gathered here,
it's only a matter of time
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before one of the guests
gets hurt, so it's dangerous!
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*We have to do something about this.*
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Um, I'm going to go look for the Miss.
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I think the root cause
of this probably lies in the fact
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that the Miss is helping
the Superintendent.
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And when you get down to it,
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that happened because
I left the Miss all alone...
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To think your mistress has
washed her hands of you...
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You've failed as a butler.
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Poem person...
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Nagi Sanzenin is being kept
hospitably under our care.
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What?
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Oh, I'm aware of that,
since we got the phone call.
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Phone call?!
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That is what you call "uncool".
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One could also call him a "goof".
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Or is it being a "bonehead"?
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He's "spacey" is what he is.
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That cowlick is also symbolic of that.
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Why you!
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Oh! "Spacey"!
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Shut up!
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Sheesh! What's with you people?!
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To think I came all this way
to secretly guide you to where she is!
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What?
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Why?
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Thanks to her, I'm being
hugely inconvenienced!
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Hurry up and take her back already!
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Wh-Why...?
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I can hardly believe we're
on the same school grounds...
***SIGN*** Superintendent's Office
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Mistress Kuzuha is having
a snack in the cafeteria.
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Now's our chance. Hurry.
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This has turned out wonderfully!
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Truly, the pinnacle of Japanese culture!
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Honestly! What do you
think you're doing here?
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Come on, we're going back.
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Miss!
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Who are you people?
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What?
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Wh-What are you saying?!
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Oh, please. I am Hayate,
your butler, remember?
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Don't lie to me. There's
no way you're Hayate.
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You must be an imposter.
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If you were the real Hayate...
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If you were the real Hayate,
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no matter how busy you were
with the culture fest,
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you would never...
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You would never have left me all alone.
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Miss...
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Hayate...
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Hey, hurry!
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If you keep dawdling,
Mistress Kuzuha will be back...
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No mischief now, Sion.
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P-Please forgive me!
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Boy, you seem to have angered
your mistress considerably.
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She is saying she will never return
to her residence, you know.
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Surely not!
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Sanzenin, you are going to show everyone
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how wonderful your manga is, are you not?
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That is right.
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I will stay here and continue to write.
**[08:06] ---**
You could do that
at your own residence, too!
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Sh-Shut up!
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Keeping one's work and private life separate
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is a basic part of being a manga artist!
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You're a Hakuou student before
you're a manga artist, remember?!
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And you, too, Superintendent!
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Gathering all those people
just for the fun of it...
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There will be big trouble
if someone gets injured!
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Interesting.
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Then let us take this
opportunity to compete!
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Compete?
**[08:29] ---**
I'm not telling you
to cancel it or anything.
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It's just sort of dangerous
the way things are now...
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As of now, we will vend this doujinshi
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at a specially prepared
booth in the Academy.
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Ayasaki, if your doujinshi wins
against ours by selling better,
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I will return your mistress
and also restore the culture fest.
**[08:50] ---**
What is with this "great
and cuteness" attitude?
**[08:52] ---**
This is like a plot development
out of Comic Party.
**[08:55] ---**
In other words, this is a
doujinshi sales competition?
**[08:59] ---**
Exactly.
**[09:01] ---**
There is no way my manga
will lose against an imposter!
**[09:06] ---**
Um, Superintendent,
are you listening to what I'm saying?
**[09:10] ---**
So you would flee, you coward?!
**[09:12] ---**
She is not listening, nor does
she seem interested in listening.
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So it seems.
**[09:18] ---**
I understand! We will accept your challenge!
**[09:20] ---**
What?! H-Hinagiku?!
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However, to make things fair,
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the student council will also take
over the running of this whole circus
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to make things fair and safe!
**[09:31] ---**
Fine.
**[09:32] ---**
However, if you lose,
you will open a maid café
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with the entire student council dressed
in super-embarrassing maid outfits!
**[09:38] ---**
What?
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If you cannot accept those conditions,
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I have no intention of doing what you want.
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What shall we do?
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Even then...
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Even then, the safety
of our guests is important!
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Hinagiku...
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You can win, right?
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Or more like, you better win!
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I won't forgive you if you lose!
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What? Well...
**[10:00] ---**
A match between a mistress
and her butler, huh?
**[10:03] ---**
This is getting interesting.
**[10:05] ---**
I will be the one to win.
**[10:08] ---**
But Hinagiku, they're talking
about a doujinshi sales competition
**[10:12] ---**
and our class is set up as a butler café.
**[10:14] ---**
Oh, that's true. You're right...
**[10:18] ---**
*Thus, both camps proceeded to do battle.*
**[10:21] ---**
Get over here quick
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And a one, two...
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Cheerful, with a cute heart!
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I'm a bit mad
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Get over here quick
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End of the Century Legend, Magical Destroy!
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At mach speeds
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Well-received and on sale now!
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Socially reclusive Sunday
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Those of you who wish to buy one,
please line up in 3 rows!
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No, you have to come flying now
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Hayate Ayasaki, get a taste
of how powerless you are...
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No, no, you just have to
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And in utter despair,
writhe about with tears in your eyes!
**[10:48] ---**
What?!
**[10:49] ---**
That was why you instigated
this competition?!
***SIGN*** British-Style Cosplay Café
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Lose with all your might, Hayata!
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In fact, just forfeit, Hayata.
**[11:05] ---**
I want to see Hina
in an embarrassing maid outfit!
**[11:08] ---**
Wh-What?!
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I'll have you know, if we lose,
you guys have to wear it, too.
**[11:13] ---**
What?!
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What did you say?!
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That would be bad.
**[11:16] ---**
Right?!
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So we have to all support Hayate!
**[11:20] ---**
And Hayate, you, too.
**[11:21] ---**
What?
**[11:22] ---**
If we don't win this,
you can't get Nagi back.
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You have to make her snap out of it. Got it?
**[11:32] ---**
Yes.
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*It's exactly like Hinagiku said.*
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* I have to restore a smile*
* to the Miss's face, no matter what!*
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A night of bravo!
(Yoru mo appare!)
**[11:53] ---**
Combo string.
(Renzoku konbo.)
***SIGN*** Top Secret Sales Chart
***SIGN*** Nagi Sanzenin
***SIGN*** Hayate Ayasaki
**[11:59] ---**
We've won!
**[12:00] ---**
I can just see Ayasaki crying pathetically.
**[12:08] ---**
Th-There's big trouble!
**[12:09] ---**
Their shop's sales are suddenly
growing for some reason!
**[12:12] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Invigorating Suginami Intelligence
***SIGN*** Hakuou Academy Culture Fest Report
**[12:15] ---**
Once again, the season for the Hakuou
Academy Culture Fest has come,
**[12:18] ---**
Suginami Ward's special
attraction of the fall.
**[12:21] ---**
Among their shops,
**[12:22] ---**
it seems this shop's cake set
is particularly popular this year.
**[12:25] ---**
Now, let us go check out the kitchen.
**[12:29] ---**
Pardon me. Might I get a word with you?
**[12:32] ---**
Yes.
**[12:33] ---**
What is the secret to your flavor?
**[12:35] ---**
Oh, no, all I do is put every
ounce of my heart and soul into it.
***SIGN*** Hayate's Recipe
**[12:40] ---**
Right now, along with the cake,
**[12:41] ---**
you also get this doujinshi,
which contains the recipe.
**[12:43] ---**
Wow, that's a great deal!
**[12:44] ---**
What is this?
**[12:46] ---**
Also, the cover is a Mr. Shiraishi original.
**[12:47] ---**
Well, Hayate can cook like a pro, so...
**[12:50] ---**
Wow! I want one, too!
**[12:52] ---**
One set comes out to 500 yen.
**[12:52] ---**
*But why is Hayate baking cakes?*
**[12:54] ---**
What?! That's so cheap!
***SIGN*** Butler Cafe End of Line
**[13:00] ---**
Miss Butler, I'd like a cake set.
**[13:02] ---**
I'll have the same.
**[13:03] ---**
Yes, please wait one moment, Misses.
**[13:07] ---**
I would like a cake set over here as well.
**[13:10] ---**
Yes, certainly.
**[13:11] ---**
I'd like service over here, too.
**[13:12] ---**
Excuse me, Mr. Butler, are you listening?
**[13:16] ---**
Young Master?
**[13:18] ---**
Um, Miss, how would you
like another cup of tea?
**[13:21] ---**
Oh, my! You called me "miss"!
**[13:24] ---**
Young Master,
**[13:25] ---**
I never expected Nonohara
and his master to come help, too.
**[13:25] ---**
you still do not know what a butler is.
**[13:28] ---**
Still...
**[13:29] ---**
I'm sorry, Nonohara! Oh, at least let me...
**[13:30] ---**
*I wonder how the Miss is doing right now...*
**[13:32] ---**
Hey, Hayata, you can't take a break.
**[13:35] ---**
P-Pardon me!
**[13:38] ---**
If you don't work hard,
we're the ones who'll end up suffering.
**[13:41] ---**
I swear, if it was just Hina,
we would have interfered...
**[13:46] ---**
Then how about we have her wear
a maid outfit in celebration if we win?
**[13:50] ---**
Nice idea!
**[13:53] ---**
I am not wearing it!
**[13:55] ---**
And Hayate, break time is over.
Hurry up with the cakes.
**[13:57] ---**
Right!
**[13:59] ---**
Now, I think I'll try the cake.
**[14:01] ---**
Cake?!
**[14:04] ---**
Whoops. Not good, not good.
**[14:05] ---**
The enemy must not be underestimated.
**[14:07] ---**
But there is nothing to fear!
**[14:08] ---**
We are going to widen
the lead in one fell swoop!
**[14:11] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[14:13] ---**
If they are going throw in some cake,
**[14:16] ---**
then I have an idea of my own.
**[14:17] ---**
Sion!
**[14:18] ---**
Y-Yes, Mistress!
**[14:20] ---**
Oomf, oomf.
**[14:22] ---**
Pardon me for the wait!
**[14:28] ---**
Every customer who buys
Nagi Sanzenin's doujinshi
**[14:32] ---**
will receive a deluxe consolation prize!
**[14:35] ---**
Now, you may have already bought one,
**[14:38] ---**
but how about one more to take
advantage of this opportunity?!
**[14:39] ---**
Hayate...
**[14:41] ---**
Calling me from somewhere
**[14:46] ---**
* With the end looming near,*
* the competition got even more heated!*
**[14:47] ---**
O courage, o wind, sweep through
**[14:51] ---**
*And...*
***SIGN*** Loser Park
**[14:52] ---**
Calling me from somewhere
**[14:57] ---**
I wonder what Hayate's doing...
**[14:58] ---**
I don't care if I'm covered with wounds
**[15:03] ---**
Calling me from somewhere
**[15:06] ---**
Car! Car! Car! Car!
**[15:09] ---**
Look, I'll become the most powerful hero
**[15:11] ---**
Oh, that was so close!
**[15:13] ---**
You got the consolation prize,
the super deluxe home theater set!
**[15:14] ---**
I'll be right there!
**[15:16] ---**
All right!
**[15:17] ---**
Because I belong only to you!
**[15:17] ---**
That was too bad. Here.
A catalogue and the doujinshi.
**[15:21] ---**
Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Sold Out
**[15:22] ---**
And with that, we have sold every last copy!
**[15:31] ---**
All right! In celebration of our victory,
**[15:31] ---**
But I'm amazed it sold so well.
This manga makes no sense.
**[15:34] ---**
I think I will treat myself
to a melt-in-your-mouth pudding party.
**[15:35] ---**
They all just wanted the prizes, right?
**[15:36] ---**
Yay! That's my Mistress Kuzuha!
**[15:37] ---**
I guess so.
**[15:48] ---**
He's not here...
**[15:52] ---**
Are you being more stubborn than usual,
**[15:54] ---**
because the hypnosis didn't quite wear off?
**[15:57] ---**
What?
**[15:58] ---**
In that case, getting back
to your old self is easy.
**[16:02] ---**
You are cleverer than I am, are you not?
**[16:16] ---**
I see. I got it.
**[16:18] ---**
Thank you, Haruko.
**[16:21] ---**
Hina...
**[16:22] ---**
Oh! Um... It looks like
we're still a bit behind them.
**[16:25] ---**
But they're out of ammo now,
so we just may be able to catch up to them.
**[16:29] ---**
But there aren't any more customers...
**[16:36] ---**
It's just a little more,
so let's do our best until the end!
**[16:39] ---**
That's right! It's exactly
as Miss Katsura says!
**[16:42] ---**
If we lose, we get to see Hina
in an embarrassing maid outfit.
**[16:47] ---**
Let's not give up...
and do our best and win!
**[16:50] ---**
Ooh, he won.
**[16:51] ---**
He won against something in his heart.
**[16:54] ---**
All right! Then let's do our best!
**[16:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:58] ---**
Then shall we go look for customers?
**[17:00] ---**
All right, I guess we'll go.
**[17:03] ---**
What's wrong, Hayate?
**[17:04] ---**
Nothing.
**[17:05] ---**
Just thinking how fun it is
**[17:08] ---**
to work hard together
on something with everyone.
**[17:10] ---**
You look rather glum for all that.
**[17:12] ---**
Well...
**[17:13] ---**
I was just thinking
**[17:15] ---**
that I would've liked the Miss
to experience how that feels, too.
**[17:24] ---**
Then shall we get her to experience it now?
**[17:27] ---**
What?
**[17:33] ---**
Miss...
**[17:34] ---**
Welcome. You came to have some cake, right?
**[17:37] ---**
I'm certain to win this anyway,
**[17:40] ---**
so I just came to see the bitter
disappointment on your faces!
**[17:44] ---**
Well, that's too bad.
**[17:46] ---**
We still have some cakes left,
so we wanted someone to come eat them.
**[17:49] ---**
Right, Hayate?
**[17:51] ---**
What?
**[17:54] ---**
W-Well...
**[17:56] ---**
If you're going to go that far,
I suppose I have no choice...
**[17:59] ---**
It just so happens that I used
my brain to write my manga,
**[18:02] ---**
so I need something sweet
to resupply my tired brain with sugars.
**[18:06] ---**
So...
**[18:09] ---**
Bring me this supposed cake
that Hayate has made...
**[18:12] ---**
Certainly!
**[18:18] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[18:20] ---**
This is...
**[18:22] ---**
This is our shop's signature dish.
**[18:23] ---**
It's a bit unseasonal,
**[18:25] ---**
but I made it with my affections
for a certain someone in mind.
**[18:30] ---**
This person told me
that she didn't know me...
**[18:35] ---**
So, I wanted her...
**[18:38] ---**
...to remember all the time that she
and I have spent together...
**[18:53] ---**
It's sweet...
**[19:06] ---**
Hayate?
**[19:08] ---**
Miss!
**[19:10] ---**
Where am I?
**[19:12] ---**
As I recall, I came to see you
**[19:14] ---**
and I remember up to the point when
a weird fortune teller talked to me, but...
**[19:19] ---**
Miss!
**[19:22] ---**
What is the matter, Hayate?!
**[19:23] ---**
If someone should see us like this...
**[19:25] ---**
Wait!
**[19:26] ---**
We're totally being seen!
**[19:31] ---**
Miss! Your hypnosis has worn
off completely, hasn't it?!
**[19:36] ---**
So what of it?!
**[19:38] ---**
Look at the clock!
**[19:39] ---**
Time is almost up!
***SIGN*** Top Secret Sales Chart
**[19:41] ---**
But the difference in our sales
is already obvious!
**[19:44] ---**
Now, members of the student council...
**[19:45] ---**
You will wear these delightfully
embarrassing maid outfits
**[19:49] ---**
and I think I will have
you work in my service!
**[19:56] ---**
Hello?
**[19:57] ---**
Oh, Nagi?
**[19:59] ---**
I thought maybe it was time
the weird hypnosis would've worn off
**[20:01] ---**
and you'd be with Hayate about now...
**[20:03] ---**
Hm? Well, you're right,
but what do you want?
**[20:06] ---**
We're in the middle of a pretty
serious-looking scene right now...
**[20:08] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry, but I wanted to
have some of Hayate's cake, too.
**[20:13] ---**
Would you please buy enough
for the members of the SP as well?
**[20:17] ---**
About 2000 servings.
**[20:19] ---**
Okay, got it.
**[20:21] ---**
2000 servings of cake.
Maria asked me to buy them.
**[20:29] ---**
Thank you very much.
You'll want it to-go, correct?
**[20:35] ---**
I-It looks like we won.
**[20:38] ---**
* And that was the story of how*
* the life-or-death doujinshi battle ended.*
**[20:44] ---**
But I wonder how Nagi's
hypnosis came undone...
**[20:48] ---**
Who knows? I wonder how...
**[20:51] ---**
That's awfully sloppy.
**[20:53] ---**
Hey, hurry, Hayate!
**[20:55] ---**
If we don't hurry,
the closing party will end!
**[20:57] ---**
Wait! Please hold on!
**[20:59] ---**
Th-This is embarrassing, Miss!
**[21:01] ---**
Hayate, what's that outfit about?
**[21:05] ---**
It's his punishment for neglecting me.
**[21:07] ---**
What do you think?
It looks good on him, right?
**[21:11] ---**
Oh, it looks like the folk dance has begun!
**[21:13] ---**
All right! Hayate, come with me and...
**[21:15] ---**
Huh?
**[21:16] ---**
I just can't go out like this!
**[21:20] ---**
Oh! Hey! Hayate!
**[21:22] ---**
Good grief...
**[21:23] ---**
I guess it doesn't change
the difficulties that Hayate faces.
**[21:25] ---**
It must be tough to deal
with someone who hates to lose.
**[21:30] ---**
Wh-What's with the look you're giving me?!
**[21:32] ---**
Oh, no, it is nothing.
**[21:33] ---**
If there's something you want to
say, speak up, all right?
**[21:35] ---**
Cross-dressing, huh?
**[21:37] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki... I still want him!
**[21:40] ---**
Oh! Mistress Kuzuha!
**[21:43] ---**
* Thus, Hayate ended up back*
* in the Superintendent's sights again.*
**[21:47] ---**
* Next time, they will fight*
* against a hip young town.*
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:04] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:33] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:01] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:06] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate...
***SIGN*** Ayumu Nishizawa's
***SIGN*** Lettering by Mikako Takahashi
**[23:28] ---**
and Ayumu Nishizawa's...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:31] ---**
Pipiruma, pipiruma, I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:33] ---**
I'm Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
I am Ayumu Nishizawa.
**[23:35] ---**
Wait, you're still here?!
**[23:37] ---**
You're supposed to swap out
every 3 weeks on this segment!
**[23:39] ---**
What? What's wrong with that?
**[23:40] ---**
Besides, I haven't heard
Hayate's opinion of my song yet.
**[23:43] ---**
So, what do you think of my song, Hayate?
**[23:45] ---**
Your singing the other day was 35 points,
**[23:48] ---**
but this gets a full 100 points.
**[23:49] ---**
These days, you can make tons
of adjustments with technology.
**[23:52] ---**
What a thing to say!
**[23:53] ---**
Next time, we'll have Wataru and Saki.
**[23:55] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Why is it?! Why can't I, a genius, draw it?!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:01] ---**
What is the matter, Miss?
**[24:02] ---**
Nagi is writing a new manga right now.
**[24:04] ---**
So, Hayate, go immediately
and gather reference material
**[24:07] ---**
on the date spots that young
people favor these days.
**[24:09] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:10] ---**
"Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide
of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots
**[24:11] ---**
Next Hayate the Combat Butler
**[24:11] ---**
Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide
of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip
**[24:13] ---**
"for the Young and Hip"!
**[24:15] ---**
And so, I will be going out
with Hayate today.
**[24:17] ---**
Going out with me?!
**[24:19] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:20] ---**
An Asian straight-tusked elephant fossil
was once found in Harajuku.