16 - Even in the Defeat, Kendo Rage

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    Waking up early can certainly pay off.
    You get to meet interesting people.
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    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
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    Nonohara!
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    Come, Nonohara!
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    Your opponent...
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    ...will be this combat butler,
    Kaede Nonohara!
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his
    mistress in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights
    and puts his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    Yes! I will fight using kendo today!
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    Even in Defeat, Kendo Rage
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    Your opponent will be my butler,
    Kaede Nonohara!
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    Your butler?!
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    So, there you have it. Hello.
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    I am Kaede Nonohara.
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    I serve as a butler
    for the Azumamiya family.
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    He's a butler, too?!
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    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
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    Now, Nonohara, that's him!
    Defeat him right this minute!
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    Certainly.
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    But before I do that...
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    What?!
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    Ooh! Down, diagonal left, left, and kick!
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    What is this, the Tornado Whirlwind Kick?!
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    N-Nonohara, what are you...?
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    Did I not teach you this, Young Master?
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    If you are a man, you must take
    on even the impossible opponents.
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    And yet, you turned to me
    without having fought him,
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    seeking to do nothing yourself.
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    I do not recall raising you...
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    ...to be such a damn weakling!
SIGN    Can't show you!
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    H-Himuro, you wouldn't go
    to such extremes, right?
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    Nonohara certainly is as strict as ever.
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    But is this all right?
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    He's a butler, and to be acting like that...
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    What are you saying?
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    What?
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    We butlers are not tools
    to be used by our masters.
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    It is not as if we must
    merely do as we are told.
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    There was a time when only the eldest
    sons of nobles could become butlers.
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    It was an exalted occupation.
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    In other words, that's just how
    much responsibility it entails.
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    A responsibility to steer your master
    or mistress in the right direction.
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    Isn't that why you want to show her
    the joy of participating in a sport?
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    To your spineless, weak-willed
    manga freak of a mistress,
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    who suffers from acute societal withdrawal.
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    Who are you calling a spineless,
    weak-willed manga freak,
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    who suffers from acute societal withdrawal?!
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    I-I-I'm sorry, Nonohara!
    I get it! I get it already!
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    No! Today of all days,
    you are not getting away with this.
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    That depraved nature of yours...
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    I will beat it out of you,
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    from the very marrow of your bones!
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    NOOO!
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    Would you try not to go on such
    a rampage in the kendo training hall?
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    Nonohara?
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    Miss Katsura...
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    This is the educational
    policy of our household.
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    May I ask you not to interfere too much?
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    I'm sorry, but I can't really do that.
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    I'm the student council president,
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    so when I see a student in trouble,
    I can't not help them.
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    Miss Katsura...
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    Even if Azumamiya
    is a wimpy, pitiful crybaby,
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    I just can't not help him.
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    Huh?
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    That's the student
    council president for you.
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    A brilliant attack, precisely pulverizing
    your opponent's vital points.
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    I-I haven't attacked any vital points!
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    I get it. I get it, Nonohara.
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    Just as you say, being weak is no good!
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    Young Master?
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    So as you said, a man has to fight
    and carve out his own path, doesn't he?!
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    Ah! Young Master! So you understand!
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    Therefore!
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    Huh?
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    Fight me, Sanzenin!
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    What?!
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    Um, Azumamiya...
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    Could I get your reasoning
    behind that at least?
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    I promise I won't get mad.
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    I figured out that it was wrong.
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    What?
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    It's just weird for a master
    to fight a butler!
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    Or rather, I have no
    chance of winning anyway.
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    In which case, the right thing would be
    for master to fight mistress
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    and butler to fight butler!
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    Is he all right?
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    Nah, I don't think so.
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    I guess butlers have a tough job
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    steering their masters
    or mistresses in the right direction.
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    Ah! Young Master! You do me proud!
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    What?!
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    So you have finally realized that fact!
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    I-I guess he's okay with that.
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    You heard them, Nagi.
    What do you want to do?
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    That's easy for you to ask...
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    Then I guess there's no helping it.
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    What?
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    Then, I'll be Azumamiya's opponent.
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    What?!
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    H-Hey, Hinagiku!
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    With the shape you're in,
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    you'll kill your arms if you suddenly
    start swinging a bamboo sword.
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    You haven't been training at all.
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    Besides, even if Azumamiya's
    our weakest member,
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    his lack of skill means his strikes
    are all over the place,
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    so he's dangerous!
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    With two opponents who don't know how
    to handle bamboo swords,
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    it'd be terrible if you
    hurt each other, right?
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    Uh, wait. Azumamiya?
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    I understand.
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    It seems fighting you is a fate
    that I cannot avoid.
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    Unconsciously hitting one
    vital point after another...
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    Hinagiku really is something.
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    All right!
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    In that case, I have no choice
    but to use this sword
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    to prove that I am stronger than you!
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    Here we go, Nonohara!
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    Yes, Young Master!
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    Well, so there you have it.
    Good luck to us both, Hayate.
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    Y-Yes, ma'am!
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    I must win this fight and have
    the Miss continue with kendo!
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    Whether they win or lose,
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    I have no intention of returning
    to the kendo team, though.
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    I found a 4-leaf clover.
    (Yotsuba no kuroobaa mitsuketa.)
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    It was an accident! Help, Nonohara!
    (Tamatama-nandesu. Tasukete Nonohara!)
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    Incidentally, kids at home,
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    for safety, make sure you wear
    head guards during kendo matches.
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    In anime, we have grown-up reasons,
    like animating it is too much work.
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    We are going the way of Hell and inhumanity.
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    Wha?!
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    Does he have an accelerator device
    in his back tooth or something?!
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    H-He's fast!
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    All I can do is block him!
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    Here goes!
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    I never imagined that
    I would end up fighting you!
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    This is truly a trial of love!
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    But I will defeat you and prove to you
    that I am a superior man!
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    Azumamiya, I have no idea what
    you're talking about, but...
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    Keep up that chatter
    and you'll end up biting your tongue.
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    Head!
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    That's the student
    council president for you.
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    The Little Master Azumamiya
    is no match for her.
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    Of course not.
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    There's no way Hinagiku would
    lose against a guy like that.
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    But I wonder how it will go for the butlers.
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    What?
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    At the level he's at, will he be
    able to win against Nonohara?
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    You must be joking!
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    Are you saying Hayate will lose
    to a butler like that?!
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    Now, then...
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    Hayate, how are you...
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    Safety Shutter!
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    Hayate!
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    What the heck was that?
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    You have to ask? That was
    a super lethal technique, of course.
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    Huh?!
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    When you get to be a first-rate butler,
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    it's only natural that you'd know
    a super lethal technique or two.
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    In fact, what use are you without it?
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    Are those like the ridiculously
    complicated moves,
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    like Ryuko Ranbu and Hyakki Moshuuken?
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    Those are from video games!
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    I had heard that the Sanzenin butler
    was a man of ability,
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    but is this the extent of it?
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    Amazing! A lethal technique?!
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    So this is what first-rate
    butlers are capable of?!
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    But if I lose now, the Miss
    will never practice kendo again!
[10:15] ---
    Are you all right, Hayate?!
[10:18] ---
    Come, I will finish this with the next move.
[10:22] ---
    B-But how can I come up with a technique
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    that will exceed his lethal technique?
SIGN    Do Not Enter Authorized Personnel Only
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    Madness!
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    Besides, in order
    to master a lethal technique,
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    you need to spend a whole episode on it!
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    To try to master a lethal
    technique in such a short time...
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    Hayate, I believe in you!
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    I just know that you can come up
    with a counter move,
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    like how Buffaloman turned
    the tables on the Kinniku Buster!
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    I appreciate your faith,
    but I'm not a superman...
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    You can do it!
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    As a butler...
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    As a butler, if you overlook
    the garbage that is lying around,
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    you will never get any cleaning done.
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    The caterpillar alights
    on the green foliage!
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    That's not it at all...
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    Here I come.
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    Lethal...
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    Garbage that's lying around...
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    Garbage?!
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    That's it!
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    Safety Shutter!
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    Hayate!
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    No, it's not! That's...
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    Wha?! Young Master!
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    Hayate!
SIGN    Gojuro Kuwabatake
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    Head!
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    I lost.
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    You are not a Sanzenin butler for nothing.
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    No, not at all. All I did
    was catch you a little off guard.
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    Seeing the Young Master's
    pitiful, unconscious face,
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    I would be unable to resist driving
    my lethal technique into him.
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    It was a good strategy
    that caught me emotionally off guard.
[12:42] ---
    What?!
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    It was just a simple ninja decoy technique.
[12:49] ---
    A simple...? You know how
    to use the ninja decoy technique?
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    Then we shall excuse ourselves now.
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    When we meet next time,
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    I would like to see you
    with a lethal technique or two.
[13:00] ---
    What?
[13:00] ---
    Then, I will be able to fight
    with you a little more seriously.
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    So?
[13:10] ---
    Are you at least a bit more
    interested in kendo now, Nagi?
[13:13] ---
    What?!
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    W-Well, watching you and Hayate fighting,
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    I did think it was sort of cool...
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    Miss!
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    But I have no intention
    of returning to the kendo team.
[13:24] ---
    What?!
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    I mean, kendo head gear
    absolutely stinks of sweat.
[13:31] ---
    I can't believe people actually
    exercise wearing something like that!
[13:34] ---
    Besides, in kendo mangas,
    the head gear gets in the way
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    and you can't tell characters
    or their expressions apart.
[13:39] ---
    Don't make fun of kendo!
[13:41] ---
    What did you do that for?!
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    So, it may be impossible to get
    Nagi back on the kendo team,
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    but what about you, Hayate?
[13:51] ---
    What?
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    As a butler, you need
    to master a lethal technique, right?
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    I wouldn't mind doing the training with you.
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    Y-Yes, well,
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    I'm thinking I ought to train
    to master a lethal technique, but...
[14:08] ---
    Hayate, hurry up!
[14:09] ---
    Y-Yes, Miss!
[14:12] ---
    Then, I'm sure you'll have
    lots of training to do,
[14:15] ---
    but once you've mastered it, show me
    your super lethal technique, okay?
[14:19] ---
    C-Certainly.
[14:22] ---
    Was Hinagiku still mad?
[14:25] ---
    Why did she get so mad?
[14:26] ---
    There are some things that are off limits.
[14:32] ---
    She is a long way from
    becoming a sports believer...
[14:36] ---
    Thank you very much, Maria.
[14:40] ---
    To what do I owe this formal thanks?
[14:42] ---
    Well, thanks to you, I'm able to
    experience high school life again,
[14:46] ---
    which I didn't think I would have anymore.
[14:48] ---
    I see. I'm glad for you.
[14:51] ---
    So, what did you think
    of your first day at school?
[14:54] ---
    I used to think that high
    school life wasn't necessary
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    for me to become a first-rate butler,
[14:59] ---
    but I learned a lot about what I need
    in order to become a first-rate butler!
[15:04] ---
    I-I see...
[15:07] ---
    Hayate, come here for a sec!
[15:09] ---
    Oh, yes, Miss.
[15:14] ---
    How may I help you, Miss?
[15:17] ---
    A-Ahem.
[15:19] ---
    I-It made me happy
    that you fought for me today.
[15:22] ---
    Not at all. I merely did what
    was expected of me as a butler.
[15:25] ---
    Besides, I've now learned that as a butler,
    I need a lethal technique.
[15:29] ---
    Yes, that's the thing!
[15:31] ---
    What?
[15:31] ---
    I thought about it myself,
[15:33] ---
    but you should get magnetic coating
    or open the Hidden Lotus,
[15:36] ---
    or get the Ultra Bracelet
    from Ultra Seven or something.
[15:39] ---
    Th-That's a little...
[15:41] ---
    I'm not a White Demon, nor am I
    a bushy-browed boy with a bowl cut.
[15:45] ---
    To say nothing of how I have no
    friends among the Galactic Surveyors.
[15:48] ---
    Yes, precisely!
[15:50] ---
    Which is why I came to the conclusion
    that you ought to master a lethal technique
[15:53] ---
    through the time-honored method, after all.
[15:55] ---
    Huh?
[15:59] ---
    So, in part to thank you for what
    you did today, I built you this.
[16:04] ---
    Oh!
[16:09] ---
    Th-This isn't what I think it is, is it?
[16:11] ---
    Yes!
[16:12] ---
    When it comes to lethal techniques,
[16:13] ---
    it's got to be the Tiger's
    Cave's special training!
[16:15] ---
    Go give it your best!
[16:16] ---
    You say that, but only those 40
    and older would get that reference...
[16:20] ---
    Meow!
[16:21] ---
    Pipopa, meow!
[16:24] ---
    I knew it'd be you...
[16:25] ---
    I'm not dressed like this
    because I want to be, either!
[16:28] ---
    Being a pet cat is a tough
    position to be in.
[16:30] ---
    Let's get this training started!
[16:33] ---
    You stupid! Quit it!
[16:35] ---
    Don't turn all realistic without warning!
[16:38] ---
    Good! Seeing how he's
    started training right away,
[16:41] ---
    he's definitely happy with it!
[16:43] ---
    Sometimes, the mistress's
    considerate care can be meddlesome.
[16:48] ---
    At any rate, this is how...
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    ...the poverty-stricken butler's
    first day of school came to a close.
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    As for next time, he will be battling
    cleaning, laundry, and cooking.
[17:02] ---
    Hah!
[17:04] ---
    Lethal Frying Pan Flip!
[17:10] ---
    Bravo!
[17:14] ---
    Ramen-lover Mr. Koike's song!
    (Ramen daisuki Koike-san no uta.)
[17:17] ---
    If you happen to see Tama, say, "Tama!"
    (Tama-tama Tama ni attara "Tama" tte yonde ne!)
SIGN    Klaus's Hurray for Gluttons!
[17:21] ---
    Klaus's Hurray for Gluttons!
[17:32] ---
    I'm hungry...
[17:36] ---
    All right, I guess
    I'll do some impersonations.
[17:39] ---
    An impression of Jack Bauer.
[17:42] ---
    "It's Season 5!"
[17:44] ---
    An impression of Optimus Prime.
[17:47] ---
    "Autobots, transform!"
[17:51] ---
    An impression of a certain
    foreign film time slot.
[17:54] ---
    "Next time on Sunday Foreign Films..."
[17:58] ---
    An impression of "Sure-Fire Funny Stories".
[18:01] ---
    Sure-Fire Funny Stories!
[18:05] ---
    Now, then...
[18:08] ---
    Ah! Solo word chain game!
[18:11] ---
    Klaus... (Kurausu)
[18:14] ---
    Super-car eraser... (Suupaa-kaa keshigomu)
[18:16] ---
    Muluaka... (Muruaka)
[18:18] ---
    Ka...
SIGN    Klaus's Hurray for Gluttons!
SIGN    The End
SIGN    From the Windows of All the World's Trains
[18:23] ---
    From the Windows of All the World's Trains.
[19:10] ---
    Have we arrived at Rio de Janeiro yet?
SIGN    From the Windows of All the World's Trains
[19:14] ---
    Next time, we will take
    the Marunouchi Line from Ogikubo
SIGN    The End
[19:16] ---
    to the next stop, South Asagaya.
SIGN    Doggie of the °°°
[19:18] ---
    Doggie of the Day.
[19:22] ---
    Our doggie of the day basks comfortably
    in the sun in Nerima Ward, Tokyo.
SIGN    Nerima Ward, Tokyo
SIGN    Tama the Whitetigerneko
[19:28] ---
    Tama the Whitetigerneko.
[19:30] ---
    No, no, even in the most generous of
    terms, you can't call him a doggie!
[19:33] ---
    Hayate!
[19:35] ---
    Hayate! Hayate, let's play!
[19:36] ---
    Q-Quit it!
[19:37] ---
    What game should we play?!
[19:37] ---
    Quit it, Tama!
[19:38] ---
    Um, how about we play...
[19:39] ---
    And that was Tama, who loves to play
    with his master, the butler.
SIGN    Klaus's Exploration of Homes
[19:48] ---
    Today's home is one of the Sanzenin
    household's secondary residences.
SIGN    Nagi Sanzenin - 13 yrs
[19:53] ---
    The family consists of
[19:54] ---
    the young miss, who fully enjoys her life
    as an unproductive member of society
SIGN    Maria the Maid - a fresh-faced 17 yrs
[19:57] ---
    and Maria, the maid, whose hobby
    is to make flower arrangements.
[20:00] ---
    And now, let's go right ahead
    and take a look.
[20:08] ---
    The pillars are fantastic, aren't they?
[20:11] ---
    I see!
[20:13] ---
    Well, this is truly labor intensive
    workmanship. Real materials.
[20:18] ---
    The sense of security that hits you
    the moment you walk in the entrance.
[20:22] ---
    Craftsmanship that you
    can really appreciate.
[20:24] ---
    Ah! Look at this!
[20:27] ---
    A sunny salon!
[20:28] ---
    And a tasteful selection of leafy plants
    placed around the space.
[20:31] ---
    Oh... I have a leafy plant fetish, you see.
[20:37] ---
    What a joy this is!
[20:40] ---
    Beyond the dazzling archway of sunlight,
[20:43] ---
    we arrive at the LDK
    condominium of your dreams.
[20:45] ---
    Next time, we will see a home
    that enjoys comfortable space,
[20:48] ---
    enveloped in soft light.
SIGN    Look forward to next time
[20:50] ---
    Please look forward to it.
SIGN    Yonday
[21:48] ---
    That was fun!
[21:50] ---
    Well, see you again next time.
[21:55] ---
    Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:55] ---
    A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
[22:00] ---
    Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:00] ---
    My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:05] ---
    Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:05] ---
    I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
[22:08] ---
    Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:08] ---
    That's not so bad, so I go together
[22:13] ---
    Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:13] ---
    Weather forecasts don't exist
[22:16] ---
    Zenbu kibun-shidai
[22:16] ---
    It's all mood-dependent
[22:18] ---
    Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:18] ---
    There's nothing to worry about
[22:21] ---
    Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:21] ---
    Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:24] ---
    Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:24] ---
    On the shoe that I kick up
[22:26] ---
    "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:26] ---
    "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:29] ---
    Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:29] ---
    And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
[22:31] ---
    Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:31] ---
    One more time, a do-over!
[22:34] ---
    Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:34] ---
    I'll try betting once in a while
[22:38] ---
    Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:38] ---
    Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
    Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
    Running through gallantly, to fly
[22:47] ---
    Harema ga mieru The Sky
[22:47] ---
    I can see a break in the weather, the sky
[22:49] ---
    Shinjiteta yo
[22:49] ---
    I had faith
[22:52] ---
    Soshite Make My Way
[22:52] ---
    And then, I make my way
[22:54] ---
    Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:54] ---
    With the hand you quietly reach out
[22:57] ---
    Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:57] ---
    I can become invincible, so I go together
[23:03] ---
    Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:03] ---
    Stars so beautiful,
    it'll be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
SIGN    Sign: Butler Report
[23:27] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
    This is Nagi Sanzenin.
[23:32] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:33] ---
    And Hinagiku is here with us again today.
[23:35] ---
    I'm Hinagiku Katsura. I'm glad to be here.
[23:37] ---
    Hayate, you seem rather happy somehow.
[23:38] ---
    Well, when Hinagiku graces us
    with her presence,
[23:41] ---
    I feel like the anime itself
    reaches different heights.
[23:44] ---
    I don't sleep holding a doll like that.
[23:47] ---
    Hayate, you are mistaken!
[23:49] ---
    What?
[23:49] ---
    The heroine of this anime, you see...
[23:51] ---
    Yes?
[23:51] ---
    ...is you, Hayate!
[23:53] ---
    What?!
[23:54] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:55] ---
    Preview
[23:58] ---
    What's wrong, Miss?!
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    It seems I lack life experience.
[24:02] ---
    It seems I can't win any manga contests,
[24:04] ---
    because I lack life experience.
[24:06] ---
    I-I see...
[24:07] ---
    In that case, I'll do things
    I don't normally do
[24:09] ---
    and raise my experience level, too!
[24:11] ---
    What?!
[24:12] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:14] ---
    "For You, I Will Mow Them Down
    with Every Ounce of My Being!"
[24:16] ---
    I will now treat you
    to super VIP hospitality!
[24:19] ---
    For You, I Will Mow Them Down
    with Every Ounce of My Being!
[24:19] ---
    Brace yourselves!
[24:21] ---
    If you are not afraid, come at me!