8 - Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    Whew, I'm super stuffed!
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    No matter how often I taste it,
    Maria's cookin's still the best!
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    Even so, you ate way too much.
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    I'll have ya know, comedy's about stamina.
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    Yer body's yer capital.
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    If ya don't eat well,
    you'll never get a laugh!
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    I don't ever plan to try.
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    Now, if you're done eating, get out of here!
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    Ya don't need to tell me. I'm leavin'.
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    Unlike you, I do the whole
    "serious student" thing.
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    Makita! Kunieda!
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    All right, I'm off to school!
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    School, school! What an annoying girl!
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    Miss, you'll also need to
    get ready soon, or you'll be late.
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    Don't be ridiculous! Isumi's still asleep!
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    How could I neglect my guest
    and go to school?!
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    Oh, my, so that's
    the tack she's taking today.
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    It must be rough having so many
    reasons why you cannot go to school.
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    Why do you insist on trying
    to make me go to school?!
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    If I head off to school,
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    I don't get to be with you...
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his
    mistress in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights
    and puts his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    Come to think of it,
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    we had forgotten for some time
    that Nagi has a crush on Hayate.
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    This is terrible!
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Just let it take you
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode
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    I swear! Why is it that Hayate
    can't just... well...
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    ...see how a girl feels about wanting
    to be together as much as possible?
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    I swear, he's so dense!
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    Cleaning! Cleaning! Oh, what fun!
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    You must like to clean, Hayate.
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    What? Oh, yes.
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    Then, which do you prefer?
    Someone older or someone younger?
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    Huh?
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    Um, so, in other words, are you
    referring to my taste in women?
[03:40] ---
    Yes.
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    Since Nagi and Hayate's relationship
    is based on a misunderstanding,
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    I should try to get a clear read
    on exactly how Hayate feels.
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    Could this be...
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    ...that in terms of the romantic
    plotline of this anime,
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    the flag has been set for the Maria ending?
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    I have to say, I like
    older women, hands down!
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    Younger girls are adorable,
    but they don't interest me romantically!
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    Oh, is that so?
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    She seems to be responding
    with some disappointment to that...
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    What's going on?
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    Hey, Hayate!
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    Come here for a second!
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    Certainly! I will be right there!
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    Please excuse me.
    We can discuss this again later.
SIGN    Attendance Chart
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    I guess Nagi's absent again today.
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    That reminds me, that suspicious
    person in black the other day...
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    I hear he's the Sanzenin
    family's new butler.
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    I only caught a glimpse of him,
    but he was a young boy, right?
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    Yup, yup. I thought he looked pretty manly.
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    Did he?
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    I feel like that wasn't quite the case...
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    Then here, let's go get another look at him!
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    Yes.
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    Hey, Hayate, would you mind
    trying this outfit on?
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    Um, I hate to point out the obvious,
    but that's a girl's outfit, right?
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    Don't worry, it's in your size.
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    No, that's not what I mean.
    Why do I have to wear a girl's outfit?
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    Why...? Because...
    I think it'd look good on you.
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    You're doing this on a whim?!
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    Well, yes, it's on a whim,
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    but if I don't come up
    with things for you to do,
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    we can't spend time together!
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    Darn it!
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    Quit complaining and put this on!
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    Please stop! Nooo!
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    Honestly!
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    Making me wear a sailor
    uniform... You're awful!
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    No, no, it looks very good on you!
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    That doesn't make me happy at all!
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    I know! Let me get my camera!
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    Please don't!
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    You mustn't take photos of me like this!
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    Where's the harm in it?
    It's in commemoration.
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    What's there to commemorate?!
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    Besides, if the head
    butler sees me like this,
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    I'll be fired!
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    Huh? What do you mean?
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    Allow me to explain!
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    It was actually only a couple days ago
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    that Hayate received instruction
    from Klaus, the head butler,
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    on how a butler was expected to behave.
SIGN    Butlers must be manly!!
[05:49] ---
    Butlers must be manly.
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    Understood?
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    As a butler of the Sanzenin family,
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    you must be a gentleman and behave
    in a manly manner at all times.
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    This being an era of equality
    between men and women,
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    manliness is sought after all the more.
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    If you are incapable of such behavior,
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    I will expect your immediate resignation!
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    I see, I had no idea Klaus had said that...
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    That's why I can't afford
    to be seen like this by Mr. Klaus!
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    And Mr. Klaus isn't the only one!
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    Maria, too...
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    If she saw me like this,
    I'd die of embarrassment.
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    Oh, my, what are we to do?
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    It would be a bit problematic
    if you were to die.
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    M-Maria!
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    Here I was, wondering
    what you two were up to
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    and to find you doing this...
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    Th-This isn't what it looks like!
    The Miss forced me to do this!
[06:33] ---
    Well, Hayate insisted
    that he wanted to try it on, so...
[06:36] ---
    I said no such thing!
[06:38] ---
    You needn't worry.
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    I don't believe that you have
    a taste for cross dressing.
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    Thank goodness!
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    I was so worried
    that you got the wrong idea.
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    But really, what a child you are!
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    But I thought it would look good on Hayate.
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    Even so, a sailor uniform?
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    That's right! I'm a man!
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    Huh?
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    This frilly one is sure
    to look good on Hayate!
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    Maria!
[07:07] ---
    Hey, Maria, in that case,
    how about this skirt?
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    What? But won't a pink one be cuter?
[07:13] ---
    No, I'd say red.
[07:15] ---
    Oh, my! This blue one
    is a tempting choice, too!
[07:17] ---
    This is bad! They're both
    totally in high school girl mode!
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    My purity is in jeopardy!
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    M-Maria, what do you think of this?!
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    Carefully...
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    Oh, my, it's fantastic!
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    Where are you going?
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    You can't walk around the residence
    dressed in a sailor uniform.
[07:33] ---
    Well, but you know,
    I need to work and stuff...
[07:36] ---
    Ah, quite commendable.
[07:38] ---
    Uh...
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    But we'll just call this work, too.
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    Why don't you try this on, too?
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    You're terrible... Doing this to me...
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    Th-This is...
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    This is not even funny.
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    If Mr. Klaus sees me,
    I really will end up getting fired!
[08:00] ---
    Oh, don't worry about that.
[08:02] ---
    Or rather, don't look at me like that.
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    That is right. It is embarrassing.
[08:05] ---
    I'm the one feeling embarrassed here!
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    But well, you know,
    it really looks good on you!
[08:10] ---
    You think so, too, don't you, Tama?
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    T-Tama, you can't!
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    You may be an animal, but that's...
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    ...not something you can do in an anime!
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    Come on, let's do it!
    Seriously, let's do it!
[08:39] ---
    Whoa! You stupid idiot!
[08:40] ---
    You weigh over 300 kilos! You'll kill me!
[08:43] ---
    Allow me to explain to you kids
    at home watching this for the first time.
[08:47] ---
    To tell the truth, this tiger called Tama
    is capable of human speech.
SIGN    Can't show you!
[08:51] ---
    Please don't ask me why he can do this!
[08:55] ---
    Tell me, Maria,
[08:56] ---
    is Tama assaulting Hayate because
    he mistook Hayate for a cute female?
[08:59] ---
    Or is he assaulting Hayate
    for being a cute boy? Which is it?
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    No idea.
[09:04] ---
    Depending on which it is,
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    I'm thinking of changing the course
    of Tama's future education...
[09:08] ---
    But well, it looks like Hayate may end up
    dying even as you're saying that.
[09:11] ---
    Tama, stop it!
SIGN    Can't show you!
[09:13] ---
    Come on, where's the harm?! Just a little!
[09:16] ---
    Honestly! That's enough already!
[09:26] ---
    You damn stupid tiger!
[09:28] ---
    Ooh! He dropped Tama with one blow!
[09:30] ---
    He may look like a girl, but inside,
    I guess he's still Herculean.
[09:34] ---
    A-At any rate, I need
    to get changed as soon as possible.
[09:37] ---
    If Mr. Klaus sees me like this...
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    Really, such a beautiful day.
[09:42] ---
    On days like this,
    there is no better pastime
[09:44] ---
    than to go around giving new
    meanings to the garden flowers.
[09:47] ---
    What is that supposed to mean?
[09:48] ---
    Or rather, never mind that! I have to run!
[09:56] ---
    Who might you be?
[09:57] ---
    A degenerate trespassing
    upon the Sanzenin estate...
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    He could hardly say, "It's Hayate."
[10:03] ---
    When all else fails...!
[10:06] ---
    Fool.
[10:07] ---
    You think you can escape from me
    on the grounds of this estate?!
[10:14] ---
    Ooh! That's Klaus for you!
[10:16] ---
    He is keeping up with Hayate's speed.
[10:18] ---
    Th-This is bad. He's going to
    catch up to me at this rate.
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    Since it's come to this, I have no choice
[10:22] ---
    but to hide my face with
    the ribbon and intercept him!
[10:25] ---
    Shoot! I can't see anything!
[10:27] ---
    But in a moment of peril,
    a person's latent powers awaken!
[10:31] ---
    Rather than rely on my eyes,
    I have to have faith in my mind's eye!
[10:34] ---
    Klaus Kick!
[10:38] ---
    That just wasn't going to work.
[10:43] ---
    Die, you miscreant.
[10:50] ---
    What?
[10:53] ---
    WHAT?!
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    Oh, no!
[11:00] ---
    What's an old guy doing
    getting all excited?!
[11:02] ---
    I'm sorry, Mr. Klaus. I'm sorry!
[11:09] ---
    Here, take this chance to change into these.
[11:11] ---
    Thank you very much!
[11:13] ---
    No, I am the one who should apologize
    for getting carried away.
[11:16] ---
    No, no, you are kind, Maria!
[11:19] ---
    I am so grateful to you, Maria!
[11:21] ---
    Thank you very much, Maria!
[11:23] ---
    If you weren't here, Maria...
[11:24] ---
    What's with him?
    Going on and on about Maria...
[11:24] ---
    Oh, how should I thank you, Maria?
[11:26] ---
    Who knows what might have happened?!
[11:26] ---
    Hayate, hurry up and get changed!
[11:28] ---
    Thank you very much!
[11:29] ---
    Or I'll spread the photos I took earlier!
[11:31] ---
    What?! That is too cruel!
[11:33] ---
    I was kidding! Just kidding!
[11:43] ---
    I guess Nagi not only hired a new butler,
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    but a new maid, too.
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    That's the Sanzenin family for you.
[11:50] ---
    But she's an awfully cute looking maid.
[11:52] ---
    They seem busy, though, so shall we leave?
[11:55] ---
    Well, lunch break will be over soon anyway.
[11:58] ---
    I don't think we really need
    to attend out afternoon classes.
[12:01] ---
    How the three student council girls...
[12:04] ---
    ...were able to slip through
    the tight security of the Sanzenin estate
[12:06] ---
    and get onto the grounds is a mystery.
[12:13] ---
    But who in the world was that sweet lady?
[12:18] ---
    If I ever see her again, I would like
    to convey my feelings to her.
[12:22] ---
    Hayate's misfortune was far from over.
[12:27] ---
    Chubby perv! (Mucchiri sukebe)
[12:31] ---
    All I did was touch you.
    (Betsuni sawatta dake janai)
[12:34] ---
    Hot, hot, hot...
[12:37] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I wonder what Ayasaki's doing...
[12:42] ---
    Owowow...
[12:43] ---
    Honestly!
[12:45] ---
    First, I got shoved over by Tama.
    Then I got kicked by Mr. Klaus.
[12:49] ---
    I've got injuries everywhere...
[12:51] ---
    My! You seem to have
    suffered quite an ordeal.
[12:53] ---
    What?
[12:55] ---
    Isumi! What in the world are you doing here?
[12:58] ---
    The thing is, when I woke up,
    I found I had become lost...
[13:01] ---
    I see...
[13:02] ---
    And the experience utterly wore me out.
[13:05] ---
    That must have been quite an ordeal.
[13:07] ---
    Honestly! Your horrible sense
    of direction is hardcore.
[13:11] ---
    Do you realize how many times
    you've been over here?
[13:14] ---
    No matter how many times, I get lost.
[13:16] ---
    The Sanzenin estate is a horrific labyrinth.
[13:18] ---
    Don't go making it sound all scary.
[13:20] ---
    Now, now. It's late already.
[13:22] ---
    Why don't you stay the night again?
[13:25] ---
    I will be sure to let your family know.
[13:28] ---
    I am sorry to trouble you.
[13:30] ---
    Then please have a good night.
[13:32] ---
    Good night.
[13:41] ---
    Don't tell me Isumi saw me
    dressed like a girl...
[13:45] ---
    Don't think about it, don't think about it.
[13:47] ---
    Just get to bed and end the day.
[13:57] ---
    You're not going to sleep yet?
[14:00] ---
    No.
[14:01] ---
    Normally, I have to lie next to Nagi
[14:03] ---
    since she's too frightened
    to fall asleep alone,
[14:06] ---
    but with Isumi staying
    the night again today...
[14:08] ---
    So you are relieved of your duty.
[14:11] ---
    Yes.
[14:12] ---
    Um, Maria, I had no idea
    you played billiards.
[14:15] ---
    Yes, well... If you'd like,
    would you care to join me?
[14:19] ---
    And this might be a good time
    to have a quiet talk with him.
[14:23] ---
    Considering this morning's question,
    could this really mean...
[14:26] ---
    ...that the Maria ending has been
    flagged in the romantic storyline?
[14:28] ---
    And the reason why I suffered all
    that horrendous bad luck today
[14:31] ---
    was to lead up to this
    moment of happiness at night?
[14:33] ---
    Hayate was to regret feeling so
    giddy in this way shortly later.
[14:38] ---
    Then shall we begin?
[14:39] ---
    Yes.
[14:40] ---
    But Isumi and the Miss
    certainly are good friends.
[14:44] ---
    Isumi is special to Nagi.
[14:47] ---
    They met 8 years ago at a party.
[14:53] ---
    What the heck are these scribbles?
[14:55] ---
    They're not scribbles!
[14:57] ---
    They're manga that Nagi worked hard to draw!
[15:00] ---
    Manga, ya say?
[15:01] ---
    So, is this Rikishiman-looking
    guy the villain?
[15:04] ---
    That's my mascot character! Hernia!
[15:06] ---
    What the heck's this? Ancient Incan script?
[15:08] ---
    That's the Lethal Old Man Slash!
[15:11] ---
    Well, whatever it is,
    quit drawin' this stupid stuff
[15:13] ---
    and come play with us a little outside.
[15:27] ---
    I'll never draw another manga again!
[15:35] ---
    H-Hey, what are you doing,
    reading that without my permission?!
[15:38] ---
    Give it back! Haven't you gotten
    enough laughs out of it already?!
[15:41] ---
    What happens next?
[15:43] ---
    Huh?
[15:44] ---
    What happens next in that manga?
[15:49] ---
    Because it was really interesting.
[15:54] ---
    That was how they met.
[15:57] ---
    Less than a minute after
    they met, the Miss...
[16:01] ---
    Please marry me!
[16:02] ---
    Pardon?
[16:03] ---
    This is how the two became fast friends.
[16:08] ---
    I see.
[16:09] ---
    But Isumi is amazing. To think
    she could understand that manga...
[16:13] ---
    I know, right?
[16:15] ---
    Right about now, Nagi
    is probably going on and on
[16:17] ---
    about a story that only
    those two can understand.
[16:21] ---
    Right then, the ultimate weapon
    that came out of Ayers Rock,
[16:25] ---
    the Infinite Ant Production
    Device, begins operating!
[16:27] ---
    The infinitely outpouring ants
    gather the world's sugar supply
[16:30] ---
    and takes it to the great defeated
    warrior general underground!
[16:32] ---
    Thus, the heroes engage
    in a three-way battle across the world,
[16:36] ---
    fighting for the sugar!
[16:37] ---
    But well, that is a thought
    that makes me worry for the future...
[16:41] ---
    By the way, Hayate, where did
    you learn to play billiards?
[16:45] ---
    Oh, I used to work part time
    at a billiard bar back in middle school.
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    Is it all right for a minor
    to work at a billiard bar?
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    But I will set that question aside...
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    I know! If you'd like, we could make a bet.
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    That sounds like a good idea.
[16:57] ---
    What? I meant that as a joke...
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    Now, don't say that.
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    All right, then what shall we bet?
[17:04] ---
    For example, how about something like
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    the loser does one thing,
    whatever the winner wants?
[17:10] ---
    What? A-Are you sure?
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    This anime still technically
    belongs to a genre
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    that caters to adolescent boys, you know.
[17:16] ---
    Um, what are you intending
    to make me do, Hayate?
[17:19] ---
    Nothing... really that bad...
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    Besides, Hayate,
    don't tell me you actually think
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    that you even have a 0.1
    chance of winning against me?
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    Then, shall we begin?
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    I-Incidentally, if I lose,
    what are you going to make me do?
[17:43] ---
    What? Well, let me think...
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    Um...
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    Don't you think that your 155,823,975
    yen debt is an awkward amount?
[17:53] ---
    Huh?
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    It gets kind of long to say,
    "155,823,975 yen."
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    Don't you think 200 million yen
    is a lot easier to say?
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    Today was a terrible day,
[18:06] ---
    but considering this turn of events,
[18:08] ---
    is Maria the last boss?
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    This is bad! I can't lose this fight!
[18:13] ---
    However, faced with
    an overwhelming difference in skill,
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    Hayate is helpless!
[18:19] ---
    Uh, um, this is a stupid question,
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    but if I should end up losing here,
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    how am I to repay my debt
    after it becomes 200 million?
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    You have a point.
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    It would be impossible,
    no matter how you look at it.
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    Right?
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    You're just joking about making my
    debt 200 million yen if I lose, right?
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    Do I look like someone who cracks jokes?
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    No, you don't.
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    But there is a possible way
    for you to repay it.
[18:41] ---
    What?
[18:42] ---
    No, nothing.
    Please, go ahead. It's your turn.
[18:45] ---
    Oh, r-right.
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    This is bad! I have to
    turn the tables somehow!
[18:52] ---
    Incidentally, with regards to the
    quick fix way to repay your debt...
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    How about a bold move,
    like you marrying Nagi?
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    What?!
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    M-Me?! Marry the Miss?!
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    Oh, you missed.
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    N-No way, that shouldn't count...
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    There are no take-backs in a serious match.
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    Now, if I make this shot,
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    your debt will become 200 million yen
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    and you will have to seduce Nagi in earnest.
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    Um, I could never marry the Miss.
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    Are you saying you don't like her?
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    No, that is not it.
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    If I were to marry the Miss and my debt
    were forgiven because of that,
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    it would be as if I married
    the Miss for her money.
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    I mean, this is hypothetically
    speaking! Purely hypothetical!
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    There is no way the Miss would
    ever fall for someone like me
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    and even if such an unlikely
    thing should happen,
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    as a human being, I would
    never lay a hand on a child!
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    I mean it!
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    To me, the Miss is
    the person who saved my life
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    and she is very dear to me,
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    so I could never do
    something like that to her.
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    Hayate is a truly good kid.
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    And yet, here I've been trying
    to pry into his feelings.
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    Perhaps this is a matter that should
    just be left to the two of them.
[20:16] ---
    Um, is something the matter?
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    Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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    Then, here I go.
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    Oh, dear...
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    All right! I still have a chance to win!
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    I-I did it!
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    Congratulations! You win, Hayate!
[20:47] ---
    Th-Then, I can really ask you
    to do anything?!
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    Yes, of course...
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    All right! Something borderline
    to cater to the adolescent boys!
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    However...
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    I think you should do something
    about the demon at your back first.
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    Miss...
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    What's with the perverted
    look on your face?!
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    N-No, this was nothing really...
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    You listen to me, Hayate!
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    If you ever lay a hand on Maria,
    I'll never forgive you!
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    Honestly! He's got me!
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    We're going, Isumi!
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    Good night.
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    The last boss that capped
    off the unfortunate day...
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    ...turned out to be the Miss.
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    So, Hayate, what was it
    that you actually wanted me to do?
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    I-I was hoping to be forgiven
    for the expensive coat that I ruined.
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    My! Is that all?
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    Yes...
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    As we all know,
    the butler-in-debt is a coward.
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    Next time, he will fight you-know-who
    from the science room!
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    Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
[21:52] ---
    If my dreams have taken your heart
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    Kizutsuke-tetara
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    And brought it pain
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    Sono omoi wa itsuka
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    Someday, that anguish
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    Boku ga morau yo
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    I will take from you
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    Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
[22:12] ---
    While trembling over something precious
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    Kakezuri-mawatte
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    And madly dashing about
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    Seou itami ni hibi wa
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    The hurt I bore made the days
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    Muimi ni sugita
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    Go by emptily
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    Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
[22:33] ---
    Just chasing and continually being overtaken
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    Tohou ni kureru kaze
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    A wind who's lost its bearing
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    Kimi no doko ni furetara
[22:44] ---
    What part of you should I touch
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    Ii ka o sagashita
[22:49] ---
    I sought it out
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    Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
[22:55] ---
    You alone, I want to protect so much
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    Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
[22:59] ---
    Getting away from the rut of desire
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    Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
[23:05] ---
    Someday, it will all be ours and that
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    Kimi to boku no Proof
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    Is our proof, yours and mine
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    Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
[23:14] ---
    Even all my tears, I entrust to you
[23:25] ---
    This is Nagi...
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    ...and Hayate's...
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    ...Butler Report!
SIGN    Sign: Butler Report
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    This episode of "Hayate the Combat Butler"
    was yet another masterpiece.
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    Hm, you think so?
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    In recording, it wasn't colored
    yet, so it's hard to say.
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    It'll be fine! By the time it's
    actually broadcast, it will be!
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    I hope so.
[23:39] ---
    More importantly, this is
    a great song, don't you think?
[23:41] ---
    It conveys my desire to...
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    You mentioned that in a previous episode.
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    We got it already, so well,
    try this on or something.
[23:45] ---
    What?! What is with this outfit?!
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    I like you as your manly self,
    but I find this hard to give up, too!
[23:50] ---
    I can never be a bridegroom now...
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    I'll have you, so don't you worry!
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    Bye-bye!
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    Preview
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    Oh? That's strange...
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    What is the matter, Miss?
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
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    It seems I forgot my notebook at school.
[24:02] ---
    Wh-What?!
[24:04] ---
    I will go get it for you right away!
[24:05] ---
    Well, it's not that important...
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    All right, I'm off!
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    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    "Elohim, Essaim.
    Mr. Cow, Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog?"
[24:14] ---
    What? Hayate from the Sanzenins is
    at that old school building?
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    At the hour of three-eyes,
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    Elohim Essaim.
    Mr. Cow, Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog?
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    let's meet again in the world of three-eyes!