1 - In English, "Unmei" Means "Destiny"

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[00:04] Hay
    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[00:06] ---
    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
[00:09] Nag
    That's right
[00:21] Robo
    Hey, Nagi Sanzenin! Come quietly
    and fall prey to this robot!
[00:26] Nag
    Don't be ridiculous! Why should I?!
[00:28] ---
    Naritasan
[00:28] Robo
    Ah! That's because there's someone who
    will profit greatly by your death!
[00:34] Nag
    Impossible, for five reasons!
[00:36] Robo
    What?
[00:37] Nag
    Firstly, you are stupid!
[00:39] Nag
    Secondly, you are incredibly stupid!
[00:41] Nag
    Thirdly, you are infinitely stupid!
[00:44] Nag
    Fourthly, you are cosmically
    and revolutionarily stupid!
[00:46] Nag
    And fifthly...
[00:47] Robo
    I've heard enough! Die!
[00:53] Nag
    HAYATE!
[01:02] Robo
    Wha?!
[01:06] Hay
    You called, Miss?
[01:08] Nag
    Hayate!
[01:09] Robo
    Wh-Who the hell are you?!
[01:12] Hay
    Who? Me? Well...
[01:14] Nag
    Hurry! The opening sequence
    is about to start!
[01:18] Hay
    What? Oh! Uh, um, I came to
    the Sanzenin household to...
[01:20] Nar
    A butler is one who serves.
[01:24] Nar
    A butler is one who waits upon others.
[01:27] Nar
    A butler is a formal
    guardian, who is there to
[01:30] ---
    support his mistress in
    all aspects of her life.
[01:34] Nar
    Yes!
[01:35] Nar
    This is about a boy who fights and puts
    his life on the line for a girl...
[01:39] ---
    A super combat battle story!
[01:44] Hay
    Wait, the narration's too early!
[01:46] Hay
    I'm, um...
[01:50] ---
    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
[01:50] ---
    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
[01:56] ---
    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
[01:56] ---
    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
[02:03] ---
    Unmei ni makete
[02:03] ---
    Giving in to fate
[02:06] ---
    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
[02:06] ---
    And hunkering down is no fun
[02:10] ---
    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
[02:10] ---
    That's just not cool!
[02:15] ---
    Uso kara deta makoto
[02:15] ---
    Many a true word is spoken in jest
[02:19] ---
    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
[02:19] ---
    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
[02:24] ---
    Zettai, nase ba naru!
[02:24] ---
    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
[02:27] ---
    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
[02:27] ---
    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
[02:34] ---
    Karada nami ni makasereba
[02:34] ---
    Just let it take you
[02:40] ---
    Kanchigai no yume
[02:40] ---
    Dreams that are misguided
[02:43] ---
    Mato-hazure no kitai
[02:43] ---
    Hopes that are way off base
[02:46] ---
    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
[02:46] ---
    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
[02:53] ---
    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
[02:53] ---
    Let's kick up the earth and start running
[02:59] ---
    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
[02:59] ---
    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
[03:06] ---
    
[03:18] Hay
    Tell me, Mr. Santa, why
    don't you bring me presents?
[03:23] San
    Ah, that's because your family is poor.
[03:27] Hay
    What?! B-But then, what am I supposed to do?!
[03:31] San
    Work, lad!
[03:32] San
    If a man will not work, he shall not eat!
[03:34] San
    If there's something you want, do something about it yourself.
    
[03:37] Hay
    B-But...
[03:39] San
    But have faith.
[03:41] San
    The one to have the last laugh will surely...
[03:43] ---
    ...be he, who is honest and hard-working.
[03:45] Hay
    Mr. Santa!
[03:46] San
    But well, I'm still not
    bringing you any presents.
[03:49] Hay
    What?! Wait! What's that supposed to mean?!
[03:54] Hay
    Wait a minute!
[03:56] Hay
    Hey!
[03:58] Hay
    That last thing he said bothered me,
[04:00] ---
    but even so, I decided to believe
    in Santa's words and live by them.
[04:05] Hay
    That is, until today!
[04:07] Man
    What are we going to do?!
     Five more minutes!
[04:09] ---
    If we don't get the manuscript
    in five more minutes...!
[04:11] Man
    Oh, this week's edition is doomed!
[04:15] Man
    Please relax!
[04:16] Man
    The fastest bike messenger in the
    industry will be here shortly!
[04:19] Man
    The fastest?
[04:28] Man
    Here he comes! That's him!
[04:30] Hay
    Thank you for waiting!
[04:43] Hay
    I am the bike messenger Hayate Ayasaki
[04:46] Hay
    Your signature, please.
[04:49] ---
    In English, "Unmei" Means "Destiny"
[04:52] Man
    Thank you, fastest bike
    messenger in the industry,
[04:55] ---
    with the tremendously sturdy
    and superhuman body!
[04:58] Man
    But kid, are you really all right?
[05:01] Hay
    Please don't worry.
[05:02] Hay
    I work out.
[05:06] Hay
    Well, then, we look forward
    to being of service again.
[05:09] Man
    Oh, wait, kid!
[05:10] Hay
    I'm fine!
[05:12] Hay
    Really.
[05:13] Man
    No! In front! In front of you!
SIGN    Be Careful You Damn Bicycles
SIGN    Suginami Ward
[05:24] Goro
    Sorry! Are you all right?!
[05:27] Man
    Poor kid. And he's such an admirable boy.
[05:30] Man
    Yes,
[05:30] Man
    that boy is horribly unlucky.
[05:33] Hay
    Ow, that hurt.
[05:35] Hay
    Sheesh.
[05:37] Hay
    And it's Christmas Eve, too.
[05:39] Nar
    Yes! At around this time,
    the boy was still...
[05:42] ---
    ...a totally unremarkable
    high school student,
[05:44] ---
    who attended a totally unremarkable
    public high school.
[05:47] Guys
    Hey there, Hayate.
[05:49] Hay
    Why hello!
[05:50] ---
    My totally unremarkable classmates,
[05:52] ---
    who attend the totally unremarkable
    public high school!
[05:54] Guy
    Well, sorry for being unremarkable.
[05:57] Hay
    So what's up? You're all together.
[05:59] Hay
    Oh, let me guess. A Christmas party?
[06:01] Guy
    Yeah, come if you're not busy.
[06:02] Girl
    I'm really looking forward to the party.
[06:03] Guy
    It's all you can eat and
    drink for just 3000 yen.
[06:03] ---
    Yeah.
[06:04] Girl
    We gotta eat a lot, 3000 yen's worth.
[06:06] ---
    Yeah.
[06:07] Hay
    Uh, but I don't have any money, and
    I'm still working my part-time job.
[06:07] ---
    Better bring your A-game!
[06:09] Guy
    As unsociable as ever, aren't you?
[06:11] Girl
    Hayate, you're athletic,
    so you should join a
[06:14] ---
    sports team at school or something.
[06:15] Hay
    But that would cut into my time for work.
[06:18] Guy
    Darn you! All you talk about is work!
     What are you, money-mad?!
[06:20] Girl
    You can't buy friendship with money!
[06:22] Guy
    Why do you need so much money anyway?
[06:25] Hay
    That's because... uh...
[06:27] Hay
    My parents are unemployed...?
[06:33] Guy
    S-Sorry, I think we got
    kind of carried away there.
[06:36] Guy
    Later!
[06:39] ---
    Yes, for example,
[06:41] ---
    if they were laid off
    because of the bad economy,
[06:44] ---
    there would be some room for sympathy.
[06:46] ---
    However, with Hayate's father...
SIGN    Father
[06:49] Dad
    Yeah! Ever heard of self-realization?!
[06:52] Dad
    I think there's a much more suitable
    job for me out there somewhere!
[06:56] Nar
    With his head in the clouds, he's an
    insanely unproductive member of society.
[06:59] ---
    Mother
[06:59] Mom
    Woohoo! It's not as if I'm
    frittering our money away!
[07:03] Mom
    I'm investing in my dreams!
[07:06] ---
    And his mother also neglects the housework,
[07:09] ---
    throwing away money left and right.
[07:11] Hay
    If a man will not work, he shall not eat!
[07:13] Hay
    But I have faith!
[07:15] Hay
    The one to have the last laugh will surely...
[07:17] ---
    Surely, it'll be he, who's
    honest and hard-working!
[07:21] Man
    Ayasaki, you're fired.
[07:24] Man
    You've been lying about
    your age, haven't you?
[07:26] Man
    I hear you're still in high school.
[07:28] Hay
    H-How did you know that?!
[07:30] Man
    Your parents came by earlier and told me.
[07:34] Man
    I thought you were a serious
    and capable young man.
[07:37] ---
    You let me down.
[07:38] Man
    I turned over the 170,000 yen you
    earned so far this month to them.
[07:42] Hay
    Y-You gave it to them?
[07:44] Hay
    Hand over that kind of
    money to those parents,
[07:46] ---
    and they're bound to fritter it all
    away, investing in their dreams!
[07:50] Man
    That's absurd. What parents would do that?
[07:53] Hay
    My parents! That's why I lied
    about my age to work part-time!
[07:56] Hay
    This can't be happening...
[07:58] Hay
    But even they must know that this
    money need to be spent carefully...
[08:02] Hay
    Dad! Mom!
[08:05] Hay
    Where are my wages?!
[08:07] ---
    Wages
[08:10] Hay
    Thank goodness! They haven't spent it yet!
[08:14] Mom
    Sorry! I tried "investing in my
    dream", but it didn't work out.
[08:17] Mom
    Teehee. Mom.
[08:28] Hay
    H-How are we supposed to make
    it to next year on this?
[08:32] Hay
    We don't even have any savings left.
[08:39] Hay
    To Hayate.
[08:40] Hay
    A Christmas Present for you.
[08:55] Hay
    What's this?
[08:56] Hay
    Ones, tens, hundreds,
    thousands, ten thousands,
[08:58] ---
    hundred thousands, millions,
    ten millions, hundred million?!
[09:01] Hay
    An IOU for 156,804,000 yen?!
[09:04] 2
    We borrowed money from
    some very generous people.
[09:04] ---
    Mother
[09:04] ---
    Father
[09:08] 2
    So, we'll be counting on you to pay it off.
[09:10] Hay
    You idiots!
SIGN    To Hayate Sorry, I got carried away gambling... no real helping it. But well, what's done is done.
[09:12] Mom
    But well, what's done is done.
[09:15] Hay
    D-Don't just brush it off!
[09:16] Dad
    But it'll be tedious to work if off
    and our family has no money left.
[09:20] Mom
    Mommy and Daddy gave it a lot of thought,
    and we came up with a brilliant idea.
[09:24] Hay
    Brilliant idea?
[09:26] 2
    We know!!
    
[09:27] ---
    We'll give Hayate as a present by way of an apology!!!
    
[09:30] ---
    It's Christmas, after all.
[09:31] Hay*
    D-Dad! Mom!
[09:33] Yakuza
    Hey! Mr. Ayasaki, are you here?
[09:37] Yakuza
    We've come for your boy!
[09:43] Hay
    Could it be that you're the
    "very generous people"?
[09:48] Yakuza
    You bet.
[09:49] ---
    We're the "very generous people"
    folk who lent your parents money.
[09:53] Hay
    C-Come on, Mr. Very Generous People,
[09:56] ---
    my parents, who owe you the
    debt, aren't here anymore.
[09:59] Hay
    Besides, there's no way I can
    pay back 156,804,000 yen...
[10:03] ---
    You ain't got nothin' to worry 'bout.
[10:04] ---
    We're pros here, too.
[10:06] ---
    If ya just come with us...
[10:08] ---
    For example, ya could go
    to a tropical paradise
[10:10] ---
    and devote yerself to free volunteer work.
[10:14] ---
    Or ya could find employment
    with a global courier service.
[10:22] ---
    Oh, becomin' a consultant,
[10:25] ---
    who teaches the value of traffic
    etiquette, could be good, too.
[10:33] ---
    Well, we'll be able to help
    ya out in a lotta ways.
[10:44] ---
    Hey! Hold it right there, sonny boy!
[10:50] Hay
    I've managed to get away somehow, but...
[10:52] Hay
    I never thought they'd go so far.
[10:54] ---
    My parents are unbelievable.
[11:01] Hay
    No matter how many times I look at it,
    I guess it's still 156,804,000 yen.
[11:08] Hay
    I guess I've been abandoned for real.
[11:13] San
    But have faith.
[11:15] San
    The one to have the last laugh will surely...
[11:19] Hay
    NO!
[11:21] Hay
    In the end, it's the dishonest
    guys who win in this world!
[11:24] Hay
    There's nothing to gain from
    working hard at honest jobs!
[11:28] Hay
    Nello from "A Dog of Flanders" stayed
    a nice guy and he wound up dead!
[11:32] Nag
    What is wrong with this machine?!
[11:33] Nag
    Does it not take credit cards?!
[11:43] Nar
    It was the fateful encounter of boy and girl.
[11:51] Hay
    Hayate the Combat Butler
    (Hayate no Gotoku)
[11:56] Nag
    Christmas.
    (Kurisumasu)
[11:58] Yakuza
    We lost him.
[11:59] Yakuza
    Spry kid, that one.
[12:01] Yakuza
    Find him, even if you have to
    search every nook and cranny.
[12:05] Yakuza
    And you two, this isn't
    even close to being enough.
[12:08] Yakuza
    If you don't bring it all by tomorrow,
    you know what's coming, right?!
[12:11] Guys
    Y-Yes, sir!
[12:14] Hay
    Debt collectors of their kind...
    They'll never let me get away, no matter what.
[12:19] ---
    That's exactly right.
[12:22] ---
    You're finished!
[12:23] ---
    Don't fight it, just turn
    yourself over to those guys...
[12:25] ---
    O Hayate, you mustn't ever give up.
[12:27] ---
    You were born a man and thus,
[12:29] ---
    you must continue to strive to the very end.
[12:31] ---
    Hah! What the hell can he do now?
[12:34] ---
    Let us kidnap that girl.
[12:35] ---
    Huh?
[12:36] ---
    We shall kidnap her and gratefully
    accept 150 million yen in ransom.
[12:41] ---
    Good idea.
[12:42] ---
    H-Hey, don't you think that's a bad
    idea, no matter what the situation?
[12:45] ---
    But my very life's in danger because
    of those worthless parents of mine!
[12:48] ---
    That is right. A modicum of
    villainy should be permitted.
[12:51] ---
    No, it ought to be permitted!
[12:53] ---
    Don't do it!
[12:54] ---
    Even Nello and Patrasche are
    surely in Heaven right now,
[12:56] ---
    exhorting you to avenge them.
[12:58] ---
    Yeah, and even if I get caught, I'll
    have warm meals and a bed in prison.
[13:02] ---
    See here! Do not touch me!
[13:04] ---
    Hey, hey, you're cute!
[13:06] ---
    All alone on the night of Christmas Eve?
[13:09] ---
    Come someplace fun with us.
[13:17] ---
    Don't go hitting on girls on the
    anniversary of Nello's death!
[13:19] ---
    Go look at a Rubens painting
    and observe it in mourning!
[13:22] ---
    You fools!
[13:23] ---
    H-Hey...
[13:24] ---
    I've never even been hit by my dad!
[13:28] ---
    Sorry about that!
[13:32] ---
    Sh-Shoot, I automatically leapt
    out at them without thinking...
[13:35] ---
    Thank you.
[13:43] ---
    I don't really get it, but you saved me.
[13:48] ---
    By the way, do you understand how this works?
[13:51] ---
    Huh?
[13:51] ---
    Warm
[13:52] ---
    I want this thing labeled "warm",
[13:53] ---
    but it will not come out,
    even when I press the button.
[13:56] ---
    Well, you need to put in a
    100 yen coin or something...
[13:59] ---
    Without this "warm" thing,
    I will freeze to death!
[14:16] ---
    It's not good for a girl to
    catch a chill, so wear that.
[14:20] ---
    What a cheap-looking coat.
[14:22] ---
    The craftsmanship is shoddy
    and the fabric is heavy.
[14:24] ---
    On top of which, it's too baggy for me.
[14:27] ---
    But it's warm. I like it.
[14:31] ---
    Yes, I shall do something for you
    in thanks for this "warm" thing.
[14:35] ---
    In thanks?
[14:36] ---
    It can be anything. Just name it.
[14:38] ---
    Anything... Really?
[14:41] ---
    Yes!
[14:45] ---
    I know! Since it's come to this,
    I have no choice but to go for it!
[14:48] ---
    In that moment, the boy found his resolve.
[14:50] ---
    In thanks for his help, he would ask her...
[14:53] ---
    ...to be his hostage, so
    he could demand ransom.
[14:55] ---
    Then I'll get straight to the point.
[14:57] ---
    Sure, sure.
[14:59] ---
    Won't you go with me?
[15:00] ---
    What?
[15:03] ---
    I want you!
[15:05] ---
    His questionable choice of words...
[15:07] ---
    ...was to thoroughly complicate
    their relationship!
[15:10] ---
    Idio... It may be Christmas Eve, but
    to make a sudden confession like that?!
[15:13] ---
    D-Do you know exactly what it
    is that you're asking here?!
[15:18] ---
    I could never joke about something like this.
[15:21] ---
    This is life or death.
[15:23] ---
    From the moment I first
    laid eyes on you, I...
[15:25] ---
    I decided that I would take you away with me!
[15:27] ---
    His earnestness is conveyed.
[15:29] ---
    However, whether it is
    conveyed accurately or not...
[15:32] ---
    ...is a different story.
[15:34] ---
    A-All right.
[15:36] ---
    But in exchange...
[15:38] ---
    Absolutely no cheating or anything, got it?!
[15:40] ---
    Huh? Uh...
[15:43] ---
    Sure.
[15:45] ---
    Cheating?
[15:46] ---
    Well, whatever.
[15:47] ---
    Then, would you tell me your
    guardian's phone number?
[15:51] ---
    Okay.
[15:52] ---
    Then wait here for a sec.
[15:56] ---
    My heart's still pounding.
[15:58] ---
    But that boy is strong and kind.
[16:01] ---
    He's just so cool!
[16:08] ---
    To Hayate
[16:08] ---
    Hayate... Is that his name?
[16:13] ---
    Haya...
[16:18] ---
    Now, to make an anonymous ransom demand.
[16:23] ---
    No one can stop me now!
[16:28] ---
    Yes, hello?
[16:30] ---
    Oh, hello? This is Ayasaki.
[16:33] ---
    What's a kidnapper doing introducing himself?
[16:36] ---
    It's over. My perfect plan...
[16:40] ---
    And it hadn't even begun.
[16:51] ---
    Daddy, Mommy, why isn't he wearing
    a coat when it's so cold out?
[16:55] ---
    Shh!
[16:57] Hay
    Yeah, in the end, this is pretty
    much how it goes for me.
[17:00] Hay
    Whether I try to do honest
    work or commit a crime,
[17:03] ---
    it's never going to work out.
[17:05] Hay
    I feel so tired somehow.
[17:10] Hay
    If I just fell asleep now, would I die?
[17:13] Hay
    But that'd be fine, too.
[17:14] ---
    There's nothing but pain, even
    if I were to stay alive...
[17:17] Hay
    No one would care if I died anyway...
[17:22] Mar
    Are you all right?
[17:35] Mar
    This is terrible! You're so cold!
[17:53] Mar
    You will catch a cold if you sleep out here.
[17:58] Nar
    He was blindsided.
[18:00] ---
    This kind smile...
[18:02] ---
    To the boy's heart, frozen
    in life's pit of despair,
[18:05] ---
    it apparently made quite an impact.
[18:14] Mar
    What? Um, wait...
[18:16] Hay
    Patrasche, I was wrong.
[18:18] Hay
    There are incredibly kind people
    in this world, like her.
[18:21] Hay
    And yet, I was going to do something
    foolish like kidnapping...
[18:24] Nag
    What are you doing?!
[18:25] Guys
    Don't make a fuss!
[18:27] Hay
    That's right! What am I doing?!
[18:29] Guy
    Quit dragging your feet!
[18:30] Nag
    Hey!
[18:32] Guy
    Get in there already!
[18:35] Hay
    What?
[18:36] Mar
    Oh, dear! That child! She's
    getting kidnapped again!
[18:40] Hay
    Are you an acquaintance of hers?
[18:42] Mar
    Yes. What shall I do? And
    Himegami isn't here, either.
[18:46] Hay
    I'm going to borrow this.
[18:49] Hay
    You call the police.
[18:52] Hay
    I will rescue her!
[18:54] Mar
    Rescue her? But they're in a car!
[19:00] Nar
    That's right! This anime will
    never condone brutal crimes!
[19:05] Nar
    Kidnapping is not cool!
[19:07] Guy
    All right, the kidnapping's a success!
[19:10] Guy
    Now, we'll be able to rustle up a
    fat ransom and pay off our debt!
[19:13] Nag
    Hey, you two idiots.
[19:16] Nag
    You're polluting the air, so would
    you do me a favor and stop breathing?
[19:19] Nag
    You're destroying the environment.
[19:21] Nag
    You have to take good care of Earth.
[19:22] Guy
    Y-You damn brat!
[19:24] Guy
    If you make us mad...
[19:25] Nag
    I told you not to breathe, didn't I, baldy?!
[19:29] Guy
    You keep that up and you're
    seriously gonna get hurt!
[19:33] Nag
    Stay away from me, pervert!
[19:34] Nag
    Come any closer and I'm
    calling for help, you fool!
[19:38] Guy
    You're the fool, little girl!
[19:40] Guy
    You think there's anyone who can
    catch up to a car going this fast?!
[19:43] Nag
    Sure there is!
[19:44] Nag
    He said he would risk his
    life to take me away!
[19:46] Nag
    So if I call for him, he'll come!
[19:48] Guy
    Then why don't you try calling
    him right this minute?
[19:54] Nag
    HAYATE!
[20:04] Guys
    What?!
[20:06] Nag
    Hayate...
[20:17] Hay
    You scoundrels! Give that
    girl back without a fuss!
[20:22] Guy
    B-Bro!
[20:23] Guy
    Shuddup! H-He suddenly jumped in front of me!
[20:26] Nag
    How dare you two...!
[20:30] Hay
    Would you please return that girl to me?
[20:33] 2
    Y-Yes, sir!
[20:37] Nag
    Hayate!
[20:41] Cop
    Hey, shut up and walk.
[20:41] Cop
    What the hell was that guy?
[20:43] ---
    Come on.
[20:44] Nag
    Hey, are you all right?
[20:46] Hay
    Please don't worry. I work out.
[20:49] Hay
    I'm really glad that you're all right.
[20:52] Nag
    It seems I must thank you again.
[20:54] Hay
    You don't have to thank me.
[20:56] Hay
    I very nearly...
[20:58] Nag
    Huh? What is it? No need to hold back.
[21:00] ---
    Tell me whatever you want.
[21:02] Hay
    Then, this time, could you
    maybe find me... a new job...
[21:07] Nag
    H-Hey!
[21:08] Nag
    A-Are you really all right?!
[21:11] Nag
    There's some kind of red
    liquid coming out of you!
[21:13] Hay
    This is nothing... Just a bit too
    much to put on the airwaves...
[21:16] ---
    These scrapes on my head,
    abdomen, and four limbs...
[21:19] Nag
    Hayate!
[21:20] Nag
    Hey, Hayate!
[21:23] Mar
    Nagi!
[21:24] Nag
    Ah! Maria!
[21:25] Nag
    Perfect timing! We need to treat him quickly!
[21:27] Mar
    I did contact Mr. Klaus and
    ask him to come pick us up...
[21:31] Mar
    But this is...
[21:33] Mar
    Where in the world did
    you get that shabby coat?
[21:36] Nag
    Uh, this is certainly a
    pitifully cheaply-made coat,
[21:39] Nag
    but it's a coat that my savior
    was kind enough to give to me.
[21:42] Nag
    I would disgrace the Sanzenin name
    if I didn't wear it with care, right?
[21:45] Mar
    Your... savior?
[21:48] Nag
    That reminds me! We had yet to find
    a replacement for Himegami, right?
[21:51] Nag
    Let's make it him!
[21:52] Mar
    Pardon?
[21:53] Cop
    We'll transport the injured in this car!
[21:56] Nag
    No need! Everything is taken care of!
[22:01] Nag
    I promised that I would find him a new job.
[22:04] Nag
    And I owe him.
[22:05] Nag
    So I will make him Nagi
    Sanzenin's new butler!
[22:10] Nar
    Yes, it was truly a fateful encounter.
[22:14] Nar
    As of this night, the boy's fate
    begins to change greatly, but...
[22:18] Nar
    Check back with us for more details.
[22:20] Nar
    We will continue to fight the broadcast
    regulations again next time!
[22:26] ---
    Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
[22:26] ---
    If my dreams have taken your heart
[22:32] ---
    Kizutsuke-tetara
[22:32] ---
    And brought it pain
[22:36] ---
    Sono omoi wa itsuka
[22:36] ---
    Someday, that anguish
[22:42] ---
    Boku ga morau yo
[22:42] ---
    I will take from you
[22:47] ---
    Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
[22:47] ---
    While trembling over something precious
[22:52] ---
    Kakezuri-mawatte
[22:52] ---
    And madly dashing about
[22:57] ---
    Seou itami ni hibi wa
[22:57] ---
    The hurt I bore made the days
[23:03] ---
    Muimi ni sugita
[23:03] ---
    Go by emptily
[23:08] ---
    Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
[23:08] ---
    Just chasing and continually being overtaken
[23:13] ---
    Tohou ni kureru kaze
[23:13] ---
    A wind who's lost its bearing
[23:18] ---
    Kimi no doko ni furetara
[23:18] ---
    What part of you should I touch
[23:24] ---
    Ii ka o sagashita
[23:24] ---
    I sought it out
[23:29] ---
    Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
[23:29] ---
    You alone, I want to protect so much
[23:34] ---
    Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
[23:34] ---
    Getting away from the rut of desire
[23:39] ---
    Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
[23:39] ---
    Someday, it will all be ours and that
[23:44] ---
    Kimi to boku no Proof
[23:44] ---
    Is our proof, yours and mine
[23:48] ---
    Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
[23:48] ---
    Even all my tears, I entrust to you
[24:00] ---
    Preview
[24:01] ---
    Hayate, you were looking
    for live-in work, right?
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:04] ---
    Y-Yes.
[24:05] ---
    Then why don't you work as
    my butler at this house?
[24:07] ---
    B-But Hayate doesn't even
    know what a butler does...
[24:10] ---
    I'll do it! No matter what happens,
[24:12] ---
    I, Hayate Ayasaki, will put my life
    on the line and protect you, Miss!
[24:15] ---
    What am I going to do with
    these two clueless people?
[24:18] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:19] ---
    "A New Beginning with
    Nagi Sanzenin's Estate"!
[24:22] ---
    So we finally meet again, sonny boy.
[24:22] ---
    A New Beginning with
    Nagi Sanzenin's Estate
[24:24] ---
    Frankly, the next episode's
    going to be funny-cool, too!
[24:40] ---
    Please watch "Hayate the Combat
    Butler" again next time.