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43 - The Poseidon Advance Generator Gavas

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    make sure you keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    Wh-Wh-Whoa!
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    It's smaller than I expected.
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    What?! Th-This is?!
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    This is.
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    This right here.
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    Then, how big would it have to be
    for you to call it "huge"?!
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    Or wait... um... is this...
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    Is this really Sakuya's?!
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    Her warped sense of humor
    really shows, doesn't it?
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    I see...
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    You did say the yacht is of
    a familiar shape and size, but...
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    This really is incredible.
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    Hayate, are you...
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    How is this a yacht?! No matter how
    you look at it, it's the Titanic!
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    Is that what you're thinking?
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    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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    Miss Sakuya is waiting for you.
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    Right. Hayate.
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    Klaus.
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    Yes, Miss.
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    Let's go, Maria. Klaus.
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    Yes, Miss.
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    W-Won't you please wait
    a moment for me, Miss?!
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    Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?
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    That a humongous mansion like this
    exists somewhere in Tokyo?
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    The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...
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    Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.
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    They are both a bit clueless
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    and both have a bit of the wrong
    idea about each other,
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    but they share the immensely strong,
    loving bond between servant and mistress.
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    A passionate woman's bright red cruiser!
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    "Let's go cruiser."
    The white bullet, is it not?
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    Zettai nante shinjinai!
     I don't believe in absolutes!
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    Fukanou nante nai!
    No such thing as impossible!
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    Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
     The future is in the open palm of my hands
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    Honne o misecha make datoka
    Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
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    Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
     Or a life tapping away at a calculator
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    Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
     Rather than be false to myself like that
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    Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
    I'll struggle to be uniquely naive and honest!
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    Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
     If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
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    Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
    And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
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    Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
    I'll entrust you with the treasure map
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    Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
    I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
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    Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
    A development that's way too lucky
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    Kotae wa mayowanai
    I won't hesitate to give my answer
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    Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
    It's easy! It's all for you
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    Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
    I won't worry about the rumors
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    Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
     I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
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    Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
    The moment to start running is right here, right now
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    The Poseidon Advance Generator Gavas
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    Say, Hayate.
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    Yes?
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    Would you ask me, "Why are we
    suddenly going on an ocean voyage?"
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    What?
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    Ask her. It's to get the story rolling.
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    Miss, why are we suddenly
    going on an ocean voyage?
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    What?!
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    You see, the truth is... well...
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    You don't have to answer
    if you don't want to...
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    That's because...
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    She totally wants to answer.
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    "Hey, Britney, would you
    please not get too attached?"
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    "CRUSHED!"
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    "No... What a cold thing
    for my senpai to say to me!"
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    "But that cold shoulder..."
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    "It makes my heart race somehow!"
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    I see!
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    The reason I haven't won Hayate over...
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    The important thing
    when it comes to romance...
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    ...is giving the cold shoulder!
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    So she's gone with that angle...
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    It's true, when it comes to romance,
    rather than being the pursuer...
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    The one being pursued is the winner!
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    Even that manga author Honou once said it...
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    That your own manga can
    sometimes teach you things!
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    In that case...
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    Just you watch, Hayate!
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    With my cold shoulder,
    I'll make you fall head over heels!
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    Oh, Miss.
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    Ah, Hayate, morn...
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    No, no! What are you doing
    getting so excited?!
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    Don't act like that. I have to
    face him with an icier attitude.
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    A-Ah. Morning.
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    Um, Miss?
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    Huh?! Wh-What?!
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    Oh, no, it's just that your shoelace
    is a bit undone, so...
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    Please excuse me. If you
    would let me see your foot...
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    You should be fine now, Miss.
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    R-Right.
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    Do not get flustered! This
    is where you deliver a decisive blow!
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    Right.
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    Good work. You may go now.
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    Huh?
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    I swear, that Hayate. He's a formidable one.
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    Miss, please don't leave me behind!
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    I need a place that's more unfamiliar
    to Hayate somehow...
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    Hayate's so cute.
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    And find a situation where
    Hayate will need to rely on me...
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    Nagi, a phone call for you from Sakuya.
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    I hardly have time for this right now,
    but what does she want?
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    She is inviting you on
    an ocean voyage on her yacht.
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    That's it!
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    This is where the flashback ends.
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    I can't tell Hayate this...
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    Let's hurry! Saku's waiting!
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    Um, what about answering that question?
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    Oh, well.
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    At any rate, Sakuya's...
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    Sakuya's "yacht",
    as she calls it, put out to sea.
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    Oh, I really hate these
    rich folks. Just hate them.
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    This is incredible.
    All these people seeing us off...
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    Maybe they're hired extras.
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    Precisely.
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    What's that about, Saku?
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    Why that's 'cause the more
    rowdy scene suits me.
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    This is absurd.
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    I'll wave to them, too.
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    Don't.
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    Hey!
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    The passengers are extras, too.
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    The mood's everythin' with these things.
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    You have a band, too?
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    Yup.
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    The people dancin' are extras, too.
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    How many non-extras are there?
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    Miss, I've been looking for you.
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    Saku, do you have a female dancer
    capable of dancing forcefully?
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    I do, but what're ya plottin'?
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    This ship is incredibly huge.
    I almost got lost...
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    Would you dance with me?
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    You want to... dance... right?
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    That's right. I won't let you
    turn down a lady's request.
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    Miss!
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    What should I do?!
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    I guess ocean voyages
    are demanding, aren't they, Miss?
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    Why?!
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    Saku... so on and so forth...
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    Okay, I'll give it a try.
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    Activate Trap C-5!
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    Miss!
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    What're ya up to?
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    Make this ship rock!
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    I don't really get it, but leave it to me!
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    Miss, where are...
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    Oh, Miss!
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    Right!
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    Left!
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    And back to the right!
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    But why the heck do I hafta do this?
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    "Hayate the... Combat
    Butler"... is a good anime!
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    Miss!
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    Miss!
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    I won't help him! I won't help him!
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    I won't help him, no matter what!
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    Miss, this is my first time aboard a yacht,
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    but I guess it rocks
    a lot more than I expected.
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    As I had anticipated,
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    he's totally keyed up being
    aboard a yacht for the first time.
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    But this is according to plan!
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    And now...
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    Ah! That felt good!
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    What else might there be, Miss?
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    This is it!
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    Miss...
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    Don't ask me about every little thing!
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    How about it?!
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    Did that do it? Did that get
    through? Did that get to you?
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    Did it hit you hard right in the chest?!
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    P-Please pardon me.
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    Y-You idiot!
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    D-Don't look like some abandoned puppy!
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    A-At any rate, I'm going to
    have some tea over there!
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    I-If you want to look around
    the ship, do it on your own!
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    Oh, Miss!
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    What is the matter, Hayate?
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    Um, did I do something
    to offend the Miss again?
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    Who knows? I wouldn't know about that...
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    Yesterday, it seems
    she was drawing her manga,
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    groaning and agonizing over it as usual...
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    Perhaps something happened
    that was not to her satisfaction.
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    Something that was not to her satisfaction?
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    Speaking of which, all Hayate had
    for breakfast was fermented soybeans.
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    But you know, Saku,
    this is a pretty well-crafted ship.
[10:08] ---
    Ya think so?
[10:09] ---
    Well, that's nice.
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    You can give me the cold shoulder
    all you want! I'm not falling for you!
[10:18] ---
    What're ya talkin' about?!
[10:19] ---
    I'm not talking about anything.
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    Sheesh, yer not makin' any sense.
[10:23] ---
    By the way, I heard
    that you invited Isumi, too, but...
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    No doubt she's gotten herself lost.
    This ship's huge, after all.
[10:30] ---
    Where am I?
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    Oh, dear, oh, dear.
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    Just as she had surmised.
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    But is this ship all right?
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    Meanin'?
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    I mean, with this design
    that seems like it's destined to sink...
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    What're ya, a moron?!
[10:41] ---
    Ya listen to me! The "Ti"
    of the "Titanic" stands for...
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    The "Ti" stands for...?
[10:44] ---
    The "Ti (tai)" in fishin' for shrimp
    with red snapper (tai)!
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    That's the other way around.
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    This ship is so sinking.
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    This ship cost more than the Titanic movie!
[10:53] ---
    No way it's gonna sink, unless
    it gets taken over by terrorists or...
[10:57] ---
    Was that a gunshot?
[10:59] ---
    Yup, yup.
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    To all you crew members!
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    We, the terrorist group,
    the Chirp-chirp Corps,
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    have now taken over this ship!
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    Therefore, you will quietly do as we say!
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    So they say. What are you going to do?
[11:13] ---
    There sure are some reckless
    adventurous bastards out there.
[11:17] ---
    Uh, you terrorists there.
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    What is it, you little girl?!
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    We have no interest in pipsqueaks like you!
[11:23] ---
    So he says. What're ya gonna do?
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    Don't lay a hand on the crew
    or the passengers.
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    The fewer hostages the better, right?
[11:32] ---
    H-Hey, Nagi, yer not thinkin' of...
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    What's this, little girl?
    Are you volunteering to be a hostage?
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    Yeah, I think it's her responsibility.
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    After all, she's the owner of this ship.
[11:44] ---
    Wait, I'm gonna be the hostage?!
[11:46] ---
    Behold this brilliantly sharp wit,
    not even letting that small jab go by!
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    What're ya doin', calmly recommendin' me?!
[11:53] ---
    For funny men like you, who haven't
    learned a thing from robot anime...
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    Why you...
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    But goodness, this ship truly is huge.
[12:06] ---
    It's so huge, I almost
    don't know where I came from.
[12:10] ---
    But I wonder why the Miss
    is in such a foul mood.
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    And I was lost.
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    And so, Die Hard at sea continued.
[12:27] ---
    We'll hafta play it by ear!
    (Deta toko soubu ya!)
[12:30] ---
    Please stop that.
    (Yamete.)
[12:40] ---
    I swear. Terrorists these days...
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    They think they can win
    as long as they have guns.
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    They leave much to be desired.
[12:46] ---
    Their kung fu was not enough.
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    Wh-What a tough bunch.
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    And yet, they have
    a gentlemanly way about them.
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    Who in the world are you?
[12:55] ---
    You fools!
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    You snuck onto this ship
    without even knowing who we are?
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    Now, you listen carefully!
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    We protect our mistresses.
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    We are first-rate butlers!
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    We will do everything in our power
    to eliminate anyone
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    who attempts to harm our mistresses.
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    Remember that well.
SIGN    Butlers
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    Ya can act cool all ya want,
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    but it won't erase yer blunder
    in lettin' this bunch get on board.
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    Eep!
[13:25] ---
    So, what were these guys after?
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    Who knows?
[13:29] ---
    Isumi's here, too,
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    so I'm sure there're a ton of reasons
    they could've been after us for...
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    We attacked your ship because
    it looked full of rich people.
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    To repay my debts!
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    I don't want my wife and children
    to suffer any more hardship!
[13:42] ---
    So you have a wife and children?
[13:44] ---
    Sorry about that.
[13:45] ---
    You're poor?
[13:46] ---
    Y-Yes, I am.
[13:48] ---
    You got some problem with that?!
[13:50] ---
    Nope.
[13:51] ---
    C'mon now, confessing that easily?
[13:53] ---
    Even on Conan, ya don't see that often.
[13:55] ---
    Explaining your own
    motives in their entirety...
[13:58] ---
    What are you, a criminal
    from a Tuesday Suspense drama?
[14:01] ---
    H-How dare you mock me?!
[14:02] ---
    Since it's come to this, I'll end it all!
[14:11] ---
    Wha?! This is...!
[14:13] ---
    A bomb?!
[14:16] ---
    To put it bluntly...
[14:18] ---
    It's all over!
[14:20] ---
    My debts will disappear
    along with this ship!
[14:26] ---
    And a one, two...
[14:31] ---
    You're not scared?
[14:32] ---
    Actually, I'm scared.
[14:33] ---
    Yeah, right?
[14:35] ---
    What'll we do?!
[14:36] ---
    I wonder if the design was bad, after all.
[14:39] ---
    This is no time for that!
[14:40] ---
    Where are Hayate and Isumi?!
[14:42] ---
    Miss Isumi!
[14:51] ---
    Ow, that hurt...
[14:55] ---
    Ow...
[14:58] ---
    Wh-What was that?
[15:01] ---
    Don't tell me... Did we
    hit a glacier, after all?
[15:04] ---
    Considering the design of this ship,
[15:06] ---
    I feel like it'd sink easily
    if anything happened to it.
[15:08] ---
    You think so, too, huh?
[15:12] ---
    Huh? What?
[15:15] ---
    What?!
[15:19] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[15:21] ---
    Blood?!
[15:21] ---
    There's like a whole lot of it!
[15:24] ---
    No, no, calm down.
[15:26] ---
    This is an anime.
[15:27] ---
    By the next scene,
    it'll be like nothing happened...
[15:30] ---
    That's the scenario! The storyboards
    should show that, too!
[15:32] ---
    Look, even in the original manga!
[15:35] ---
    Looks like you were wrong.
[15:36] ---
    But that was close...
[15:38] ---
    Bleeding like this, if I'd been thrown
    into the cold water...
[15:41] ---
    Generally speaking, the amount of time
    a person can withstand cold water
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    is said to be one hour in 4-5 degree water
[15:48] ---
    and 20-30 minutes is the limit at 0 degrees.
[15:52] ---
    I might die in that.
[15:53] ---
    You poor thing.
[15:56] ---
    That's...
[15:58] ---
    Bobbing along...
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    Bob, bob, bobbing along, bobbing along...
[16:05] ---
    Oh...
[16:06] ---
    Um...
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    What?! Isumi?!
[16:11] ---
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[16:13] ---
    That is because...
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    I shouldn't need to ask.
    You got lost, right?
[16:17] ---
    So, are you all right?
[16:19] ---
    I am not all right.
[16:23] ---
    No, right?
[16:26] ---
    Please wait one moment!
    I will be right there to save...
[16:30] ---
    Getting in cold water
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    when my body temperature is down
    from loss of blood means...
[16:35] ---
    Mortal danger!
[16:37] ---
    Isumi and Hayate are nowhere to be found?!
[16:39] ---
    Yes, they are the only two we cannot find
[16:41] ---
    and all the butlers are
    in a huge panic, if you will!
[16:44] ---
    On top of which, it seems
    this ship will sink like that
[16:48] ---
    in less than an hour!
[16:49] ---
    Like that?
[16:51] ---
    Like that.
[16:53] ---
    This is bad.
[16:54] ---
    Even DiCaprio was swallowed
    up by the sea in the end...
[16:57] ---
    Don't say such ominous things!
[16:59] ---
    That's not it! I'm sayin' we need
    to worry more 'bout the butler-in-debt.
[17:02] ---
    More worried about Hayate?
[17:04] ---
    It may not seem it, but the goddess
    of good fortune dotes on Isumi,
[17:07] ---
    so I'm sure she'll be fine, but...
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    But ya know how he is.
    He's possessed by the god of death.
[17:14] ---
    I just hope he doesn't
    do anythin' reckless...
[17:18] ---
    Miss!
[17:20] ---
    Miss!
[17:22] ---
    Miss!
[17:26] ---
    I'm going to go look for Hayate!
[17:28] ---
    H-Hey!
[17:30] ---
    Um, are you all right, my dear Hayate?
[17:34] ---
    I am all right.
[17:35] ---
    I work out more than DiCaprio, so...
[17:37] ---
    On top of which, this water
    was painfully cold at first,
[17:41] ---
    but it's sort of gradually warmed up...
[17:43] ---
    That probably means that your
    condition is getting dicey...
SIGN    DeKaprio
[17:51] ---
    Well, my body's pretty tough,
    so it'll work out somehow.
[17:55] ---
    But you are also bleeding a lot
[17:58] ---
    and lured in by that blood...
[18:01] ---
    ...you seem to have attracted
    some rather large fish...
[18:05] ---
    Surely not...
[18:12] ---
    Hayate!
[18:13] ---
    Hayate!
[18:15] ---
    Hayate!
[18:17] ---
    Take that! Take that!
[18:20] ---
    Take that! Take that!
[18:23] ---
    Take that! Take that!
[18:27] ---
    Take that! Take that! Take that!
[18:27] ---
    What am I seeing here?
[18:29] ---
    A-Are you all right...
[18:31] ---
    No, I can sort of tell
    that you're not, but...
[18:33] ---
    H-How are you feeling, Hayate?!
[18:35] ---
    W-Well, let me think.
[18:36] ---
    I'm probably... in a pinch.
[18:41] ---
    A pinch?! Are you in a big pinch, Hayate?!
[18:45] ---
    Wh-What should I do?
[18:47] ---
    I guess this fish is the kind
    of fish that eats people.
[18:50] ---
    I want to save my dear Hayate,
    but with him in its mouth...
[18:54] ---
    If only I can use this branch somehow to...
[18:56] ---
    Take that! Take that! Take that!
[18:59] ---
    Th-This is an incredibly
    desperate situation somehow...
[19:02] ---
    On top of which, I feel like there
    were two sharks out there...
[19:05] ---
    If the other one attacks,
    then it'll really be...
[19:07] ---
    ...over.
[19:10] ---
    What?!
[19:13] ---
    W-Wait for me, Hayate!
[19:15] ---
    I-I'm coming... right away...
[19:18] ---
    ...to save you!
[19:21] ---
    You mustn't, Miss! There's one more shark...
[19:30] ---
    You leave me no choice!
[19:31] ---
    My...!
[19:32] ---
    My Miss!
[19:36] ---
    Don't you touch her!
[19:45] ---
    H-Hayate...
[19:49] ---
    M-Miss...
[19:54] ---
    Hayate!
[20:03] ---
    Oh, this is bad.
[20:05] ---
    I used up every last ounce
    of my strength doing that,
[20:08] ---
    so I can't even lift a finger now.
[20:13] ---
    Am I... going to die?
[20:19] ---
    I am sorry, Miss.
[20:22] ---
    I wasn't of much use to you...
[20:27] ---
    I am truly sorry.
[20:32] ---
    I am... sorry...
[20:38] ---
    If you're going to apologize for it,
    why don't you wake up already.
[20:42] ---
    What?
[20:44] ---
    What?!
[20:45] ---
    I swear. So you've finally come to.
[20:48] ---
    Hayate!
[20:49] ---
    I'm so glad!
[20:50] ---
    Haya...
[20:50] ---
    Where are we?
[20:51] ---
    Haya...
[20:51] ---
    On board a rescue vessel.
[20:54] ---
    I swear, you were a pain to carry on board.
[20:57] ---
    You saved me?
[20:59] ---
    Not really.
[21:01] ---
    I only saved you because
    the Miss asked me to.
[21:03] ---
    Haya...
[21:04] ---
    I swear! To think a Sanzenin butler
    would be defeated so easily...
[21:04] ---
    Haya... Haya...
[21:07] ---
    Haya...
[21:08] ---
    P-Pardon me.
[21:10] ---
    Haya...
[21:12] ---
    But thank you very much for saving me.
[21:16] ---
    Hey, Hayate! Why are you blushing?!
[21:18] ---
    What's with that background?!
[21:21] ---
    I have no need of thanks from you.
[21:26] ---
    They say that the cold shoulder sets
    men's hearts aflutter for some reason...
[21:31] ---
    And thus, the Miss...
[21:33] ---
    Y-You can't, okay?!
    Anything but that, okay?!
[21:35] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about, Miss?
[21:37] ---
    ...found herself with more to worry about.
[21:40] ---
    Next time, they will fight against
    the anime production schedule.
[21:43] ---
    Freshly caught, freshly made
    shark fin soup in one big gulp!
[21:48] ---
    HOT!
[21:58] ---
    Aisaretai fureraretetai
    I want to be loved, to feel that touch
[22:07] ---
    Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
    The sense of continually seeking
[22:11] ---
    Hibi o kumoraseteta
    Used to darken my days
[22:16] ---
    Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
    Until the day I met you
[22:25] ---
    Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
    Call my name so it echoes to the skies
[22:34] ---
    Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
    Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
[22:42] ---
    Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
    I won't let go of your hand
[22:48] ---
    Mamoritainda
    I want to protect you
[22:52] ---
    Saa ikou bokura wa
    Come on, let's go, we'll...
[22:57] ---
    Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
    ...look at the present and start walking
[23:25] ---
    Nagi and...
[23:26] ---
    ...Hayate and...
SIGN    The Katsura Sisters'
SIGN     Lettering by Shizuka Ito
[23:27] ---
    ...the Katsura sisters'...
SIGN    Butler Report
[23:29] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
    I'm Nagi Sanzenin,
    little sister to 100 million people.
[23:33] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:34] ---
    I am Hinagiku Katsura.
[23:35] ---
    I'm Yukiji Katsura, pervy terrorist,
    a message sent from a supernova,
[23:38] ---
    and a national pretty girl.
[23:40] ---
    But with four of us side-by-side,
    this place sure gets crowded.
[23:42] ---
    Well, but if we leave
    Miss Katsura unchecked,
[23:45] ---
    terrible things may happen like
    they did the last two times, so...
[23:48] ---
    Your remarks towards me
    are as scathing as ever, Hayate.
[23:50] ---
    Sis, you're a teacher, so you
    should act more like one...
[23:53] ---
    Oh, it's time.
[23:54] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:55] ---
    Preview
[23:58] ---
    What do you think? The completed version of "Magical Destroy"!
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    Um, it doesn't seem
    that different from before...
[24:03] ---
    What?!
[24:04] ---
    After I took it upon myself
    to make revisions targeting the masses,
[24:08] ---
    are you saying it's still
    beyond your comprehension?!
[24:09] ---
    Then I'll explain it to you in the most
    eminently understandable way!
[24:13] ---
    Next time, "The Mystery of the
    120 Employment Rate (Temp.)".
[24:17] ---
    Wait, what in the world is this place?!
[24:18] ---
    It is where the creators of this anime...
[24:18] ---
    The Mystery of the
    120 Employment Rate (Temp.)
[24:20] ---
    Tekset to "Hayate the Combat
    Butler" anime next time!