16 - Stardust Memory

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[01:30] narr
    In search for the powers
[01:32] ---
    of the mysterious meteor that struck down
[01:35] ---
    near Shimoda on the Izu Peninsula,
[01:36] narr
    Hayate, Nagi, Maria, and many others are all on their way there!
[01:44] narr
    Nagi, who got lost at one of the stations,
[01:46] ---
    had really delicious Russian Shio ramen,
[01:49] narr
    was picked up by the naive Nishizawa
[01:52] ---
    who is on her way to Shimoda by bike, and was
[01:55] narr
    in real danger when a mysterious assassin-like masked group attacked her!
[02:00] narr
    What does fate have in store for Nagi?!
[02:05] hat
    I wonder if Nagi-chan is also in Shimoda right now.
[02:10] isu
    Probably. But mother, will this hot spring really return my powers?
[02:17] hat
    Just trust me on this one.
[02:20] hat
    But that butler...
[02:23] hat
    His name was Hayate-kun, right?
[02:25] hat
    They're very similar...
[02:27] isu
    Huh?
[02:28] hat
    I understand why even that suspicious Nagi-chan trusted him immediately.
[02:34] hat
    I was really surprised the first time I saw him because they're so alike.
[02:38] isu
    Who are you talking about?
[02:43] hat
    Oh, who was it again?
[02:46] isu
    Mother.
[02:48] hat
    I'm sorry, umm...
[02:52] hat
    My older sister Yukariko.
SIGN    Stardust Memory
SIGN    Note: They're riding on the private road of the Sanzenin family again
[03:03] nis
    It looks like we finally lost them...
[03:08] nag
    Are you all right?
[03:10] ---
    Can you really get to Shimoda like this?
[03:13] nis
    Shut up. I said I'm going to make it, all right?
[03:16] nag
    Geez. Why don't you just throw away this bike and go by train?
[03:21] nis
    I can't do that!
[03:23] nis
    My mother got me this bike to celebrate me becoming a high schooler.
[03:28] nag
    Your mother?
[03:30] nis
    That's right.
[03:31] nis
    I do think it's weird to give a girl a mountain bike,
[03:35] ---
    but I've been treasuring it.
[03:37] nis
    I mean, don't you have a mother?
[03:46] nis
    Hey, what are you doing?
[03:49] nag
    I'm fine. Just go ahead.
[03:53] nis
    Huh? What are you on all of the sudden?!
[03:55] nag
    If you got involved in a struggle with those who are after me,
[03:58] nag
    your precious bike would get damaged.
[04:01] ---
    So get out of here already!
[04:02] nis
    But...
[04:03] nag
    I said go! Hayate will be here soon, so I don't need you!
[04:13] nis
    Oh, is that so?!
[04:16] ---
    Well, be careful then!
[04:17] nag
    Sure. Good luck to you.
[04:29] nag
    A mother, huh?
[04:36] hina
    And, Maria-san?
[04:37] mar
    Ah yes, I got in touch with Hayate-kun, but I lost Nagi in the middle...
[04:44] mar
    But I think it'll be fine because we agreed to meet in Atami.
[04:50] mar
    Oh that's right. We were just talking about your friend's love interest, right?
[04:56] hin
    Err, I umm, so...
[05:01] hay
    Where is Ojou-sama?
[05:09] hay
    Someone lost their cellphone?
[05:15] hay
    Is this Nishizawa-san's?!
[05:18] hay
    That means those two are...
[05:26] gin
    Damn, I missed.
[05:28] hay
    You're...
[05:30] hay
    Isumi-san's great-grandmother!
[05:32] gin
    I looked for you. It looks like you're in quite a hurry.
[05:36] hay
    Nagi Ojou-sama and Nishizawa-san might be in danger!
[05:40] gin
    Nagi? Ah, the granddaughter of the emperor's brat.
[05:44] gin
    I don't give a damn about that brat's granddaughter.
[05:47] gin
    What I do care about is finally getting your lifeblood and bringing it to Isumi.
[05:55] hay
    Damn! I don't have time for this.
[05:58] ---
    I have to go after Ojou-sama right now!
[06:00] gin
    You're going to come with me now!
[06:02] ---
    To the Shimoda hot springs where Isumi is!
[06:07] hay
    Um, we're actually on our way there...
[06:14] ---
    What?
[06:30] nag
    What are you doing?!
[06:31] nis
    Here. I figured you might be thirsty.
[06:35] nis
    I went out of my way to get it for you.
[06:41] nis
    You're meeting the others in Atami, right?
[06:44] nis
    We'll leave when you've finished drinking.
[06:45] nag
    You didn't listen to me, did you?
[06:49] nis
    Why do I have to listen to you?
[06:53] nis
    Besides, I'm bad at getting stuff as well as giving up.
[06:57] nag
    So because you're bad at grasping stuff,
[07:01] nag
    your grades are bad and you can't really give up Hayate.
[07:03] nis
    Don't be so blunt!
[07:10] nis
    Shall we go then?
[07:14] as1
    Oh, you missed.
[07:16] as2
    I accidentally shot the wrong thing because I always practice shooting cans.
[07:23] mar
    I see.
[07:24] mar
    So she said that she would root for her friend,
[07:27] ---
    but actually fell in love with the same guy.
[07:31] hin
    Yes...
[07:33] mar
    So basically it's betrayal.
[07:35] hin
    Eek!
[07:36] mar
    Is something wrong?
[07:38] hin
    N-no, it's just that getting such a straight answer has quite an impact...
[07:46] mar
    I agree...
[07:48] mar
    that these problems are all difficult,
[07:52] ---
    but if that person follows the path she thinks is right,
[07:55] mar
    I think the answer will become apparent by itself.
[07:58] mar
    In any case, she might already know the answer in her heart.
[08:07] nis
    C-Crap! Even I'm getting exhausted...
[08:10] nag
    It's all right, just let me down and save yourself!
[08:13] nis
    It's not all right!
[08:14] nis
    I already told you that I'm bad at getting stuff as well as giving up!
[08:21] nag
    You're...
[08:22] as1
    But it's about time you give up.
[08:25] nag
    Oh no, at this rate...
[08:27] nag
    Hayate!
[08:36] hay
    Ojou-sama, Nishizawa-san!
[08:38] nag
    Hayate!
[08:38] nis
    Hayate-kun!
[08:41] gin
    As promised, I found and caught up with them.
[08:44] gin
    Now you'll have to come to where Isumi is and have your lifeblood taken...
[08:49] hay
    If this problem is taken care of, I'll get there that much faster.
[08:54] gin
    I see, I see.
[08:57] gin
    Then...
[09:01] gin
    leave taking care of these guys to this old woman here and go.
[09:16] hay
    I'm glad you two were unharmed.
[09:18] nag
    Well, it's thanks to this one.
[09:20] nis
    T-this one? Sanzenin-chan, I do have a real name, you know? It's Ayumu Nishizawa.
[09:26] nag
    Nagi is fine.
[09:27] nis
    Huh?
[09:28] nag
    My name is Nagi Sanzenin.
[09:31] ---
    So call me Nagi, you moron.
[09:34] nis
    Huh?
[09:39] nag
    Did you get that, hamster?
[09:41] nis
    Ah, you!
[09:53] hay
    This is your cellphone, right?
[09:55] nis
    Oh you picked it up!
[09:57] nis
    Thank you, Hayate-kun.
[09:59] hay
    I'm sorry, but I didn't know whose it was, so I looked inside.
[10:09] nis
    Huh? Ahh! No, this is!
[10:12] nag
    By the way, are you really planning on going to Shimoda by bike?
[10:17] nis
    I don't have a choice, I came this far already.
[10:21] nag
    Don't you get that it's impossible with your legs?
[10:25] nis
    It's not impossible! I will manage somehow!
[10:27] nag
    Argh! If you overdo it, you could die, you stupid hamster!
[10:31] nis
    What? Don't call me stupid, all right?!
[10:34] nis
    If I say it's not impossible, then it isn't!
[10:36] nag
    It's impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible!
[10:38] nis
    It's not impossible, not impossible, not impossible, not impossible!
[10:40] nag
    It totally is impossible, so Hayate!
[10:43] hay
    Yes?
[10:45] nag
    Put her on the back and ride the bike to Shimoda for her.
[10:52] nag
    It's a precious bike she got from her mother, so don't break it.
[10:56] nag
    We will go by train as planned.
[10:58] hay
    Please wait a minute!
[11:00] hay
    But what about you two?!
[11:02] nis
    He's right!
[11:04] nis
    I mean I'd be happy to go with Hayate-kun, but...
[11:09] nis
    What if you two got lost again?!
[11:13] hin
    I will take Nagi and Maria-san.
[11:17] hay
    Hinagiku-san?!
[11:19] hin
    We're going the same way anyway.
[11:22] hin
    So going with these two is no problem.
[11:25] nis
    Hina-san...
[11:27] hin
    So Hayate-kun, go ahead and bring her there.
[11:30] hay
    But...
[11:33] hin
    Just go already!
[11:35] hin
    Hayate-kun, you got chocolates for Valentines Day, right?
[11:39] hin
    White Day is soon, you know?!
[11:42] hin
    Show some gratitude!
[11:52] hin
    The path I think is right...
[11:58] mar
    ...she might already know the answer in her heart.
[12:02] hin
    The path that I think would be right...
SIGN    I know we're beating a dead horse here, but they're on a private Sanzenin road!
[12:13] nis
    Whoa, I don't quite know why, but I'm travelling alone with Hayate-kun...
[12:18] nis
    Isn't this totally what adolescence should be like?
[12:23] nis
    The blue sea, the blue sky...
[12:26] nis
    Alone with the person you love on a bike...
[12:32] nis
    On a bike...?
[12:39] nis
    Ha-Hayate-kun, aren't you going a bit too fast?!
[12:43] hay
    Oh, then I'll take it easier.
[12:49] man
    Hey honey, look. There's a couple riding a bike here of all places.
[12:55] wom
    Oh, really. That just stinks of poverty.
[12:58] wom
    On a day like this you need a convertible.
[13:01] man
    Did you hear that boy? So buy one... in a thousand years!
[13:10] nis
    Hayate-kun.
[13:12] hay
    Yes, I know.
[13:14] hay
    Please hold on tight so you don't fall off!
[13:31] nis
    Hayate-kun, sports cars aren't that special, huh?
[13:34] hay
    Yeah, that was easy, too easy!
[13:37] nis
    Their faces when we passed them were priceless!
[13:41] hay
    They were!
[13:44] nis
    I never thought that there would be a day when I could laugh with Hayate-kun
[13:48] nis
    like this.
[13:49] hay
    Nishizawa-san.
[13:52] hay
    Hinagiku-san scolded me before, too,
[13:55] hay
    but it's White Day soon. So I'll have to give something back...
[14:05] nis
    Give something back...
[14:07] nis
    Huh? What was it I wanted again?
[14:13] nis
    What was it...
[14:17] nis
    Ayasaki-kun, I love you!
[14:20] nis
    I don't want to say goodbye like this...
[14:25] nis
    Ah, that's right.
[14:27] hay
    Are you listening, Nishizawa-san?
[14:29] hay
    What do you want for White Day?
[14:32] nis
    I don't need anything.
[14:34] hay
    Huh?
[14:35] nis
    I don't need anything anymore.
[14:37] nis
    I mean, I already...
[14:42] ---
    got enough.
[14:58] narr
    Well, one way or another, everybody arrived in Shimoda on Izu.
[15:03] narr
    The tired princess Nagi is napping in her room.
[15:14] yuka
    Look Nagi.
[15:16] yuka
    That big shiny star is my star.
[15:19] nag
    Your star?
[15:21] yuk
    That's right. My star that brightly shines in any night sky.
[15:27] yuk
    Just like that star will always be there no matter what,
[15:32] ---
    I will always watch over you.
[15:35] nag
    But mother...
[15:38] nag
    The star you pointed at this time is Sirius in the Canis Major constellation.
[15:42] nag
    The last time you told me the same story, you pointed at Arcturus in the Boötes constellation.
[15:53] yuk
    I'm the sky. I embrace all the stars and always watch over you...
[16:00] nag
    Mother...
[16:03] nag
    I haven't had that dream in a long time.
[16:08] nag
    Mother, it's been 8 years since you passed away. I'm now 13 years old.
[16:14] nag
    Are you still watching over me as the sky or as a star?
[16:22] nag
    Well, knowing her she probably loses sight of me often.
[16:29] nag
    I got a bit sweaty since I fell asleep in my clothes.
[16:32] nag
    Maybe I'll take a bath.
[16:35] nag
    But Maria's gone to the hot spring... I guess I'll wait until she comes back.
[16:40] sak
    How pathetic.
[16:43] sak
    You can't even take a bath by yourself?
[16:45] nag
    Sakuya! What are you doing here?
[16:48] sak
    What do you mean? This is an annual thing, isn't it obvious?
[16:52] nag
    Oh yeah...
[16:54] sak
    So the Sanzenin family's Ojou-sama is stinky because she won't take a bath, huh?
[16:59] nag
    It's not that I can't take a bath! I'm just saving myself for the hot spring!
[17:06] sak
    Could it be that you want to go to the secret hot spring that has mysterious
[17:09] sak
    water because of the meteor strike?
[17:11] nag
    Yes! I want to go there! To that one!
SIGN    Welcome
SIGN    Welcome to the Shimoda Meteor's Secret Hot Springs
[17:20] nag
    There sure are a buttload of people here at these so-called secret hot springs.
[17:24] sak
    Well, they did advertise the hell out of this on TV.
[17:28] nag
    Just so you know, I won't do it.
[17:30] nag
    I won't get into a bath full of strangers.
[17:34] sak
    You don't get the principle of hot springs, do you.
[17:38] sak
    Well, since there are too many people here,
SIGN    Secret Hot Spring ahead
[17:41] sak
    let's go here where it looks more secret.
[17:43] wom
    You can't go this way!
[17:47] wom
    The hot spring where the meteor struck is right ahead.
[17:51] wom
    It's a very dangerous place where there are things that are not human.
[17:57] nag
    Things that are not human?
[17:58] sak
    Did alien lifeforms cling to it or what?
[18:01] wom
    I don't know.
[18:04] wom
    But if you really insist on going...
[18:12] wom
    It's 4000 Yen each.
[18:19] sak
    This water is really great.
[18:22] sak
    They were going on about the meteor, but I wonder what the effect really is, huh, Nagi?
[18:28] nag
    What do you mean schoolwear's a thousand points?!
[18:31] sak
    Whoa, what the hell?!
[18:35] sak
    What happened to you?!
[18:37] nag
    That's what I wanna know!
[18:43] nag
    Why are there 5 of you?
[18:48] nag
    For some reason I feel great!
[18:50] sak
    Could the effect of this water be that you get like when you're drunk?
[18:54] sak
    Then why am I fine?
[18:57] nag
    It probably doesn't work on unrefined Kansai people who call hair salons perming places.
[19:02] sak
    What did you say?
[19:07] sak
    Oh man, this is bad. Hold on, I'll go get someone.
[19:11] hay
    Ah, this looks bad indeed.
[19:14] hay
    Whoa, why are you here, debt butler?!
[19:18] hay
    Well, this is a mixed bath, and I heard Ojou-sama shout.
[19:31] hay
    Ah, Ojou-sama. Did you come to?
[19:35] nag
    Huh, mother? Why are you here?
[19:40] hay
    No, I'm not your mother, I'm Hayate.
[19:45] nag
    Hayate?
[19:48] nag
    Hayate?
[19:50] nag
    Hayate?!
[19:51] nag
    Hayate?!
[19:52] nag
    What the hell are you doing?!
[19:57] nag
    I'm going to bed. I don't want any dinner!
[20:01] mar
    So that's why she's like this.
[20:03] hay
    Yes, I'm sorry.
[20:05] nag
    I can't believe Hayate!
[20:09] nag
    He put me in such an embarrassing situation!
[20:12] nag
    Besides, what's with not getting even a bit embarrassed at seeing me naked?!
[20:18] nag
    How can he stay so calm?!
[20:19] nar
    Because he doesn't consider you a real woman.
[20:37] nag
    Damn it, they said that it would boost your growth on TV, but it didn't do anything.
[20:43] nag
    Hey Hayate.
[20:44] hay
    Yes?
[20:45] nag
    You got in the water, too, right? Did you notice any change?
[20:49] hay
    Not really.
[20:51] nag
    Hm. Maybe that was not the bath where the meteor struck.
[20:56] mari
    I wonder if there really was a meteor strike.
[21:00] nag
    What do you mean?
[21:01] mar
    They were just saying this on TV,
[21:04] ---
    but apparently there was no trace of a meteor
[21:06] mar
    at the impact site, though there were traces of something crashing down.
[21:11] nag
    I see. It looks like this was a terrible misunderstanding.
[21:16] hay
    What do you mean?
[21:18] nag
    The fact that there's no meteor at the impact site
[21:21] nag
    is proof that the thing that crashed was a UFO!
[21:24] ---
    Which means that this was the first step of an alien invasion!
[21:28] both
    Wh-What?!
[21:31] hay
    No, no, that's a bit too out there.
[21:34] nag
    Ah, damn, I wish I could meet the aliens.
[21:36] nag
    And if I did... if I did...
[21:39] hay
    What would meeting them do?
[21:42] nag
    For whose sake do you think I want to meet them?!
[21:45] nag
    To hell with it. I'm going to bed!
[21:48] nag
    Hayate, don't you dare step in here!
[21:56] nag
    Mother, whether you're the sky or a star, can't you let me meet an alien?
[22:04] nag
    An alien who could use some super advanced gizmo to give me a dynamite body?
[22:16] nag
    What?
[22:23] nag
    Could this really be...
[22:30] nag
    an alien?
[24:05] hay
    That secret hot spring was quite something, making you hallucinate and all.
[24:08] nag
    Hayate, is it true that you're immortal?
[24:12] hay
    Ojou-sama?
[24:13] nag
    WHAT?! You're like Yuujirou, Hayato, or Heihachirou?!
[24:18] nag
    So you can do the breast stroke in space, huh?!
[24:22] hay
    Could this be the aftereffect of that secret hot spring?
[24:24] hay
    The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler will be entitled "Under the Cherry Tree".
[24:27] hay
    The Shimoda Hot Springs chapter will be concluded!
[24:29] nag
    Hinagiku and the hamster will get in the hot spring, too.