# 16 - Stardust Memory
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:30] narr**
In search for the powers
**[01:32] ---**
of the mysterious meteor that struck down
**[01:35] ---**
near Shimoda on the Izu Peninsula,
**[01:36] narr**
Hayate, Nagi, Maria, and many others are all on their way there!
**[01:44] narr**
Nagi, who got lost at one of the stations,
**[01:46] ---**
had really delicious Russian Shio ramen,
**[01:49] narr**
was picked up by the naive Nishizawa
**[01:52] ---**
who is on her way to Shimoda by bike, and was
**[01:55] narr**
in real danger when a mysterious assassin-like masked group attacked her!
**[02:00] narr**
What does fate have in store for Nagi?!
**[02:05] hat**
I wonder if Nagi-chan is also in Shimoda right now.
**[02:10] isu**
Probably. But mother, will this hot spring really return my powers?
**[02:17] hat**
Just trust me on this one.
**[02:20] hat**
But that butler...
**[02:23] hat**
His name was Hayate-kun, right?
**[02:25] hat**
They're very similar...
**[02:27] isu**
Huh?
**[02:28] hat**
I understand why even that suspicious Nagi-chan trusted him immediately.
**[02:34] hat**
I was really surprised the first time I saw him because they're so alike.
**[02:38] isu**
Who are you talking about?
**[02:43] hat**
Oh, who was it again?
**[02:46] isu**
Mother.
**[02:48] hat**
I'm sorry, umm...
**[02:52] hat**
My older sister Yukariko.
***SIGN*** Stardust Memory
***SIGN*** Note: They're riding on the private road of the Sanzenin family again
**[03:03] nis**
It looks like we finally lost them...
**[03:08] nag**
Are you all right?
**[03:10] ---**
Can you really get to Shimoda like this?
**[03:13] nis**
Shut up. I said I'm going to make it, all right?
**[03:16] nag**
Geez. Why don't you just throw away this bike and go by train?
**[03:21] nis**
I can't do that!
**[03:23] nis**
My mother got me this bike to celebrate me becoming a high schooler.
**[03:28] nag**
Your mother?
**[03:30] nis**
That's right.
**[03:31] nis**
I do think it's weird to give a girl a mountain bike,
**[03:35] ---**
but I've been treasuring it.
**[03:37] nis**
I mean, don't you have a mother?
**[03:46] nis**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[03:49] nag**
I'm fine. Just go ahead.
**[03:53] nis**
Huh? What are you on all of the sudden?!
**[03:55] nag**
If you got involved in a struggle with those who are after me,
**[03:58] nag**
your precious bike would get damaged.
**[04:01] ---**
So get out of here already!
**[04:02] nis**
But...
**[04:03] nag**
I said go! Hayate will be here soon, so I don't need you!
**[04:13] nis**
Oh, is that so?!
**[04:16] ---**
Well, be careful then!
**[04:17] nag**
Sure. Good luck to you.
**[04:29] nag**
A mother, huh?
**[04:36] hina**
And, Maria-san?
**[04:37] mar**
Ah yes, I got in touch with Hayate-kun, but I lost Nagi in the middle...
**[04:44] mar**
But I think it'll be fine because we agreed to meet in Atami.
**[04:50] mar**
Oh that's right. We were just talking about your friend's love interest, right?
**[04:56] hin**
Err, I umm, so...
**[05:01] hay**
Where is Ojou-sama?
**[05:09] hay**
Someone lost their cellphone?
**[05:15] hay**
Is this Nishizawa-san's?!
**[05:18] hay**
That means those two are...
**[05:26] gin**
Damn, I missed.
**[05:28] hay**
You're...
**[05:30] hay**
Isumi-san's great-grandmother!
**[05:32] gin**
I looked for you. It looks like you're in quite a hurry.
**[05:36] hay**
Nagi Ojou-sama and Nishizawa-san might be in danger!
**[05:40] gin**
Nagi? Ah, the granddaughter of the emperor's brat.
**[05:44] gin**
I don't give a damn about that brat's granddaughter.
**[05:47] gin**
What I do care about is finally getting your lifeblood and bringing it to Isumi.
**[05:55] hay**
Damn! I don't have time for this.
**[05:58] ---**
I have to go after Ojou-sama right now!
**[06:00] gin**
You're going to come with me now!
**[06:02] ---**
To the Shimoda hot springs where Isumi is!
**[06:07] hay**
Um, we're actually on our way there...
**[06:14] ---**
What?
**[06:30] nag**
What are you doing?!
**[06:31] nis**
Here. I figured you might be thirsty.
**[06:35] nis**
I went out of my way to get it for you.
**[06:41] nis**
You're meeting the others in Atami, right?
**[06:44] nis**
We'll leave when you've finished drinking.
**[06:45] nag**
You didn't listen to me, did you?
**[06:49] nis**
Why do I have to listen to you?
**[06:53] nis**
Besides, I'm bad at getting stuff as well as giving up.
**[06:57] nag**
So because you're bad at grasping stuff,
**[07:01] nag**
your grades are bad and you can't really give up Hayate.
**[07:03] nis**
Don't be so blunt!
**[07:10] nis**
Shall we go then?
**[07:14] as1**
Oh, you missed.
**[07:16] as2**
I accidentally shot the wrong thing because I always practice shooting cans.
**[07:23] mar**
I see.
**[07:24] mar**
So she said that she would root for her friend,
**[07:27] ---**
but actually fell in love with the same guy.
**[07:31] hin**
Yes...
**[07:33] mar**
So basically it's betrayal.
**[07:35] hin**
Eek!
**[07:36] mar**
Is something wrong?
**[07:38] hin**
N-no, it's just that getting such a straight answer has quite an impact...
**[07:46] mar**
I agree...
**[07:48] mar**
that these problems are all difficult,
**[07:52] ---**
but if that person follows the path she thinks is right,
**[07:55] mar**
I think the answer will become apparent by itself.
**[07:58] mar**
In any case, she might already know the answer in her heart.
**[08:07] nis**
C-Crap! Even I'm getting exhausted...
**[08:10] nag**
It's all right, just let me down and save yourself!
**[08:13] nis**
It's not all right!
**[08:14] nis**
I already told you that I'm bad at getting stuff as well as giving up!
**[08:21] nag**
You're...
**[08:22] as1**
But it's about time you give up.
**[08:25] nag**
Oh no, at this rate...
**[08:27] nag**
Hayate!
**[08:36] hay**
Ojou-sama, Nishizawa-san!
**[08:38] nag**
Hayate!
**[08:38] nis**
Hayate-kun!
**[08:41] gin**
As promised, I found and caught up with them.
**[08:44] gin**
Now you'll have to come to where Isumi is and have your lifeblood taken...
**[08:49] hay**
If this problem is taken care of, I'll get there that much faster.
**[08:54] gin**
I see, I see.
**[08:57] gin**
Then...
**[09:01] gin**
leave taking care of these guys to this old woman here and go.
**[09:16] hay**
I'm glad you two were unharmed.
**[09:18] nag**
Well, it's thanks to this one.
**[09:20] nis**
T-this one? Sanzenin-chan, I do have a real name, you know? It's Ayumu Nishizawa.
**[09:26] nag**
Nagi is fine.
**[09:27] nis**
Huh?
**[09:28] nag**
My name is Nagi Sanzenin.
**[09:31] ---**
So call me Nagi, you moron.
**[09:34] nis**
Huh?
**[09:39] nag**
Did you get that, hamster?
**[09:41] nis**
Ah, you!
**[09:53] hay**
This is your cellphone, right?
**[09:55] nis**
Oh you picked it up!
**[09:57] nis**
Thank you, Hayate-kun.
**[09:59] hay**
I'm sorry, but I didn't know whose it was, so I looked inside.
**[10:09] nis**
Huh? Ahh! No, this is!
**[10:12] nag**
By the way, are you really planning on going to Shimoda by bike?
**[10:17] nis**
I don't have a choice, I came this far already.
**[10:21] nag**
Don't you get that it's impossible with your legs?
**[10:25] nis**
It's not impossible! I will manage somehow!
**[10:27] nag**
Argh! If you overdo it, you could die, you stupid hamster!
**[10:31] nis**
What? Don't call me stupid, all right?!
**[10:34] nis**
If I say it's not impossible, then it isn't!
**[10:36] nag**
It's impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible!
**[10:38] nis**
It's not impossible, not impossible, not impossible, not impossible!
**[10:40] nag**
It totally is impossible, so Hayate!
**[10:43] hay**
Yes?
**[10:45] nag**
Put her on the back and ride the bike to Shimoda for her.
**[10:52] nag**
It's a precious bike she got from her mother, so don't break it.
**[10:56] nag**
We will go by train as planned.
**[10:58] hay**
Please wait a minute!
**[11:00] hay**
But what about you two?!
**[11:02] nis**
He's right!
**[11:04] nis**
I mean I'd be happy to go with Hayate-kun, but...
**[11:09] nis**
What if you two got lost again?!
**[11:13] hin**
I will take Nagi and Maria-san.
**[11:17] hay**
Hinagiku-san?!
**[11:19] hin**
We're going the same way anyway.
**[11:22] hin**
So going with these two is no problem.
**[11:25] nis**
Hina-san...
**[11:27] hin**
So Hayate-kun, go ahead and bring her there.
**[11:30] hay**
But...
**[11:33] hin**
Just go already!
**[11:35] hin**
Hayate-kun, you got chocolates for Valentines Day, right?
**[11:39] hin**
White Day is soon, you know?!
**[11:42] hin**
Show some gratitude!
**[11:52] hin**
The path I think is right...
**[11:58] mar**
...she might already know the answer in her heart.
**[12:02] hin**
The path that I think would be right...
***SIGN*** I know we're beating a dead horse here, but they're on a private Sanzenin road!
**[12:13] nis**
Whoa, I don't quite know why, but I'm travelling alone with Hayate-kun...
**[12:18] nis**
Isn't this totally what adolescence should be like?
**[12:23] nis**
The blue sea, the blue sky...
**[12:26] nis**
Alone with the person you love on a bike...
**[12:32] nis**
On a bike...?
**[12:39] nis**
Ha-Hayate-kun, aren't you going a bit too fast?!
**[12:43] hay**
Oh, then I'll take it easier.
**[12:49] man**
Hey honey, look. There's a couple riding a bike here of all places.
**[12:55] wom**
Oh, really. That just stinks of poverty.
**[12:58] wom**
On a day like this you need a convertible.
**[13:01] man**
Did you hear that boy? So buy one... in a thousand years!
**[13:10] nis**
Hayate-kun.
**[13:12] hay**
Yes, I know.
**[13:14] hay**
Please hold on tight so you don't fall off!
**[13:31] nis**
Hayate-kun, sports cars aren't that special, huh?
**[13:34] hay**
Yeah, that was easy, too easy!
**[13:37] nis**
Their faces when we passed them were priceless!
**[13:41] hay**
They were!
**[13:44] nis**
I never thought that there would be a day when I could laugh with Hayate-kun
**[13:48] nis**
like this.
**[13:49] hay**
Nishizawa-san.
**[13:52] hay**
Hinagiku-san scolded me before, too,
**[13:55] hay**
but it's White Day soon. So I'll have to give something back...
**[14:05] nis**
Give something back...
**[14:07] nis**
Huh? What was it I wanted again?
**[14:13] nis**
What was it...
**[14:17] nis**
Ayasaki-kun, I love you!
**[14:20] nis**
I don't want to say goodbye like this...
**[14:25] nis**
Ah, that's right.
**[14:27] hay**
Are you listening, Nishizawa-san?
**[14:29] hay**
What do you want for White Day?
**[14:32] nis**
I don't need anything.
**[14:34] hay**
Huh?
**[14:35] nis**
I don't need anything anymore.
**[14:37] nis**
I mean, I already...
**[14:42] ---**
got enough.
**[14:58] narr**
Well, one way or another, everybody arrived in Shimoda on Izu.
**[15:03] narr**
The tired princess Nagi is napping in her room.
**[15:14] yuka**
Look Nagi.
**[15:16] yuka**
That big shiny star is my star.
**[15:19] nag**
Your star?
**[15:21] yuk**
That's right. My star that brightly shines in any night sky.
**[15:27] yuk**
Just like that star will always be there no matter what,
**[15:32] ---**
I will always watch over you.
**[15:35] nag**
But mother...
**[15:38] nag**
The star you pointed at this time is Sirius in the Canis Major constellation.
**[15:42] nag**
The last time you told me the same story, you pointed at Arcturus in the Boötes constellation.
**[15:53] yuk**
I'm the sky. I embrace all the stars and always watch over you...
**[16:00] nag**
Mother...
**[16:03] nag**
I haven't had that dream in a long time.
**[16:08] nag**
Mother, it's been 8 years since you passed away. I'm now 13 years old.
**[16:14] nag**
Are you still watching over me as the sky or as a star?
**[16:22] nag**
Well, knowing her she probably loses sight of me often.
**[16:29] nag**
I got a bit sweaty since I fell asleep in my clothes.
**[16:32] nag**
Maybe I'll take a bath.
**[16:35] nag**
But Maria's gone to the hot spring... I guess I'll wait until she comes back.
**[16:40] sak**
How pathetic.
**[16:43] sak**
You can't even take a bath by yourself?
**[16:45] nag**
Sakuya! What are you doing here?
**[16:48] sak**
What do you mean? This is an annual thing, isn't it obvious?
**[16:52] nag**
Oh yeah...
**[16:54] sak**
So the Sanzenin family's Ojou-sama is stinky because she won't take a bath, huh?
**[16:59] nag**
It's not that I can't take a bath! I'm just saving myself for the hot spring!
**[17:06] sak**
Could it be that you want to go to the secret hot spring that has mysterious
**[17:09] sak**
water because of the meteor strike?
**[17:11] nag**
Yes! I want to go there! To that one!
***SIGN*** Welcome
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Shimoda Meteor's Secret Hot Springs
**[17:20] nag**
There sure are a buttload of people here at these so-called secret hot springs.
**[17:24] sak**
Well, they did advertise the hell out of this on TV.
**[17:28] nag**
Just so you know, I won't do it.
**[17:30] nag**
I won't get into a bath full of strangers.
**[17:34] sak**
You don't get the principle of hot springs, do you.
**[17:38] sak**
Well, since there are too many people here,
***SIGN*** Secret Hot Spring ahead
**[17:41] sak**
let's go here where it looks more secret.
**[17:43] wom**
You can't go this way!
**[17:47] wom**
The hot spring where the meteor struck is right ahead.
**[17:51] wom**
It's a very dangerous place where there are things that are not human.
**[17:57] nag**
Things that are not human?
**[17:58] sak**
Did alien lifeforms cling to it or what?
**[18:01] wom**
I don't know.
**[18:04] wom**
But if you really insist on going...
**[18:12] wom**
It's 4000 Yen each.
**[18:19] sak**
This water is really great.
**[18:22] sak**
They were going on about the meteor, but I wonder what the effect really is, huh, Nagi?
**[18:28] nag**
What do you mean schoolwear's a thousand points?!
**[18:31] sak**
Whoa, what the hell?!
**[18:35] sak**
What happened to you?!
**[18:37] nag**
That's what I wanna know!
**[18:43] nag**
Why are there 5 of you?
**[18:48] nag**
For some reason I feel great!
**[18:50] sak**
Could the effect of this water be that you get like when you're drunk?
**[18:54] sak**
Then why am I fine?
**[18:57] nag**
It probably doesn't work on unrefined Kansai people who call hair salons perming places.
**[19:02] sak**
What did you say?
**[19:07] sak**
Oh man, this is bad. Hold on, I'll go get someone.
**[19:11] hay**
Ah, this looks bad indeed.
**[19:14] hay**
Whoa, why are you here, debt butler?!
**[19:18] hay**
Well, this is a mixed bath, and I heard Ojou-sama shout.
**[19:31] hay**
Ah, Ojou-sama. Did you come to?
**[19:35] nag**
Huh, mother? Why are you here?
**[19:40] hay**
No, I'm not your mother, I'm Hayate.
**[19:45] nag**
Hayate?
**[19:48] nag**
Hayate?
**[19:50] nag**
Hayate?!
**[19:51] nag**
Hayate?!
**[19:52] nag**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[19:57] nag**
I'm going to bed. I don't want any dinner!
**[20:01] mar**
So that's why she's like this.
**[20:03] hay**
Yes, I'm sorry.
**[20:05] nag**
I can't believe Hayate!
**[20:09] nag**
He put me in such an embarrassing situation!
**[20:12] nag**
Besides, what's with not getting even a bit embarrassed at seeing me naked?!
**[20:18] nag**
How can he stay so calm?!
**[20:19] nar**
Because he doesn't consider you a real woman.
**[20:37] nag**
Damn it, they said that it would boost your growth on TV, but it didn't do anything.
**[20:43] nag**
Hey Hayate.
**[20:44] hay**
Yes?
**[20:45] nag**
You got in the water, too, right? Did you notice any change?
**[20:49] hay**
Not really.
**[20:51] nag**
Hm. Maybe that was not the bath where the meteor struck.
**[20:56] mari**
I wonder if there really was a meteor strike.
**[21:00] nag**
What do you mean?
**[21:01] mar**
They were just saying this on TV,
**[21:04] ---**
but apparently there was no trace of a meteor
**[21:06] mar**
at the impact site, though there were traces of something crashing down.
**[21:11] nag**
I see. It looks like this was a terrible misunderstanding.
**[21:16] hay**
What do you mean?
**[21:18] nag**
The fact that there's no meteor at the impact site
**[21:21] nag**
is proof that the thing that crashed was a UFO!
**[21:24] ---**
Which means that this was the first step of an alien invasion!
**[21:28] both**
Wh-What?!
**[21:31] hay**
No, no, that's a bit too out there.
**[21:34] nag**
Ah, damn, I wish I could meet the aliens.
**[21:36] nag**
And if I did... if I did...
**[21:39] hay**
What would meeting them do?
**[21:42] nag**
For whose sake do you think I want to meet them?!
**[21:45] nag**
To hell with it. I'm going to bed!
**[21:48] nag**
Hayate, don't you dare step in here!
**[21:56] nag**
Mother, whether you're the sky or a star, can't you let me meet an alien?
**[22:04] nag**
An alien who could use some super advanced gizmo to give me a dynamite body?
**[22:16] nag**
What?
**[22:23] nag**
Could this really be...
**[22:30] nag**
an alien?
**[24:05] hay**
That secret hot spring was quite something, making you hallucinate and all.
**[24:08] nag**
Hayate, is it true that you're immortal?
**[24:12] hay**
Ojou-sama?
**[24:13] nag**
WHAT?! You're like Yuujirou, Hayato, or Heihachirou?!
**[24:18] nag**
So you can do the breast stroke in space, huh?!
**[24:22] hay**
Could this be the aftereffect of that secret hot spring?
**[24:24] hay**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler will be entitled *"Under the Cherry Tree".*
**[24:27] hay**
The Shimoda Hot Springs chapter will be concluded!
**[24:29] nag**
Hinagiku and the hamster will get in the hot spring, too.