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25 - Hearts Wavering

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    My dear Hayate, are you all right?
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    Of course, I am all right!
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    C-Counting the stitches of the tatami
    mat is a piece of cake for me!
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    My! That is so impressive
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    One, two, three, four, five...
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    He's pretty far gone.
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    Yeah...
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    123,600. 123,601. 123,602.
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    My dear Hayate?
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    What is it? I'm on the
    123,602nd stitch right now.
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    123,603. 123,604.
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    He's got it bad.
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    Yeah, bad...
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    123,605...
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    Someone like me deserves to
    get abandoned by the Miss.

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    Um...
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    Being allowed to work in a
    grand mansion like that...

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    It was like a dream to begin with.
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    Um...
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    I've just woken from the dream, that's
    all. Nothing to be sad about...

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    Um, my dear Hayate?
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    Shove!
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    I-Isumi?!
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    Oh, pardon me!
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    You seem so down. That is...
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    I was trying to cheer you up...
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    Pardon me for doing something
    I am unaccustomed to.
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    But I did not know what to do...
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    N-No, you must not laugh!
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    Oh, no. I feel better now, thanks to that!
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    What?
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    So I am fine now!
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    That's right! I have no choice
    but to do my best here!

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    So, I will work hard and count every
    last tatami stitch in this house!
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    My! That is so impressive!
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    1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!
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    He really has lost it.
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    11! 12! 13! 14!
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    He might be beyond help at this point...
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress
    in all aspects of her life.

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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights and puts
    his life on the line for a girl...

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    A super combat battle story!
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    Hi! Do you know who I am?! Yes! It's Gilbert!
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    Now, another "Hayate the Combat
    Butler" is about to start!
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    Hearts Wavering
[03:50] ---
    Video Rental
    V Tachibana
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    Honestly!
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    Selling Hayate to the Saginomiyas?
    What a child you are!
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    It cannot be helped. Things
    just ended up that way!
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    Do you plan to keep losing the important
    things in your life like that?
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    Shut up! Why are you here anyway?!
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    The members of the SP were
    kind enough to tell me.
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    Aren't you guys supposed to be on my side?!
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    O-Of course, we are on your side, Miss Nagi!
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    Oh, is that right?
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    I see.
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    So you are on Nagi's side...
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    Traitors!
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    People will not follow your lead
    with just your blustering whims.
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    Maria is so impressive!
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    Commanding those big men so easily!
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    She's not on the same level
    as some rinky-dink maid.
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    Rinky-dink?! Who are you
    calling a rinky-dink maid?!
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    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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    But I just hope he isn't crying.
[04:45] ---
    What?
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    I mean, if you sold him for 150 million,
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    it's not much different than what
    his terrible parents did to him.
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    Hayate certainly seems like a
    very sensitive person, so...
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    He is a boy who puts a smile on his
    face and cries in his heart, after all.
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    And if he's always being yelled at
    by an insensitive girl like Nagi,
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    I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to cry.
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    C-Could it be...
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    that I've done something awful to Hayate?
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    Needless to say, everyone thought,
    "You just realized that now?!"

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    I... I...
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    Nagi?
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    Video Rental
    (V Tachibana)
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    What're you crying for?!
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    I'm not really crying!
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    Hayate might hate me now.
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    Y-You need not worry!
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    The Young Sir will do
    something about it, Miss!
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    Me?! I'm technically depressed
    about Isumi here, too!
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    It will be fine!
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    The power of your love will surely
    capture Isumi's attention!
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    Oh, you think?
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    But Wataru's not popular...
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    Bastard! You picking a fight?!
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    Miss Nagi!
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    Fine, whatever. I'll do something
    about it, so wait here!
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    What?! O-Oh, Young Sir?!
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    But how are you going to bring him back?
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    Oh, that will be easy.
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    Hayate probably thinks
    that Nagi hates him now,
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    so if I tell him that Nagi is in
    tears and wants him to come home...
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    But Isumi...
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    My instinct tells me that she does
    not love him so terribly much.
[06:22] ---
    Well, everything will be fine if
    you just leave it to those two.
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    But Hayate probably hates me now...
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    Then why don't you just test it?
[06:34] ---
    Uh, who?
[06:36] ---
    More like, test what?
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    I mean, why don't you just test his love?
[06:40] ---
    Um, Miss, do you know this man?
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    Yeah, I'm ashamed to say we're related.
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    But we are not just related.
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    I'm a candidate to be heir
    of the Sanzenin fortune
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    and my name's Gilbert!
[06:52] ---
    Um, are you two really related?
[06:55] ---
    I would sever the tie if I could.
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    So? What's this about testing his love?
[07:00] ---
    In other words, if there is love
    between you and that butler,
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    he should be able to overcome any obstacle.
[07:05] ---
    For example, if we say
    that I've kidnapped you,
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    he may or may not come for
    you faster than anyone else!
[07:12] ---
    Are you planning to fake a kidnapping?!
[07:14] ---
    You should not do that!
[07:15] ---
    Yeah, I'll decline.
[07:16] ---
    Why?!
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    Hayate probably won't come!
[07:19] ---
    Actually, he might come, but I think
    that would be like out of sympathy...
[07:24] ---
    Is that so?
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    What a cowardly brat you are.
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    To think such a sissy with no
    stomach to face a challenge
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    is the Sanzenin family heir!
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    Our modern-day society has
    truly gone to the dogs!
[07:35] ---
    Fine!
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    Fake a kidnapping or whatever you want to do!
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    Miss!
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    But I will be the one who wins!
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    That's what I like to hear!
[07:45] ---
    Meanwhile, at the Saginomiya residence...
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    Are you all right with leaving
    things as they are, Hayate?
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    All right or not, there's nothing
    I can do about it anyway...
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    That child says and does things
    on the spur of the moment.
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    It would be endless if you
    took it all seriously.
[07:59] ---
    Yes, well, that's true, but...
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    Talk about harsh...
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    Besides, don't you want to come back, Hayate?
[08:06] ---
    Don't you feel any attachment towards
    Nagi and the Sanzenin estate?
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    No... attachment... or memories...
[08:20] ---
    Wow! The Tokyo underground
    never fails to impress!
[08:24] ---
    But why come all this way to such a place?
[08:26] ---
    The obstacles must be large
    in order to measure love.
[08:30] ---
    Don't tell me you plan to fight Hayate again.
[08:32] ---
    Yes!
[08:34] ---
    No matter how strong that butler is,
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    it will be impossible for
    him to win against this!
[08:38] ---
    Wh-What are you going to
    do if Hayate gets injured?!
[08:42] ---
    There is no need to worry.
[08:44] ---
    The scientist who built this is a genius.
[08:47] ---
    So the specs are fully human-friendly!
[08:53] ---
    Hey, Eight, what's this part for again?
[08:57] ---
    Oh, that's the control
    chip for the giant robot
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    that you made yesterday
    at a friend's request.
[09:03] ---
    Huh... So I made a giant robot...
[09:07] ---
    What?!
[09:08] ---
    I was nodding off, so I don't remember much.
[09:11] ---
    B-But that's impressive!
[09:13] ---
    What?
[09:14] ---
    Because you made that incredible thing,
    even when you were nodding off.
[09:17] ---
    Really? Do you think so?
[09:19] ---
    But it's not that big a deal.
[09:21] ---
    I just put your Version 8.1 system
    in your prototype body. That's all.
[09:26] ---
    Th-That's the data from when
    I was the most reckless!
[09:30] ---
    Isn't that really dangerous?
[09:32] ---
    Oh, please, Eight!
[09:34] ---
    That's why I made the control chip!
[09:37] ---
    I-I see...
[09:44] ---
    Aw, man, I'm so bored.
[09:46] ---
    I wish something good would happen.
[09:50] ---
    Osaka Specialty Twirly Octopus Balls
[09:51] ---
    No way! They're freshly made!
[09:53] ---
    It's probably a present from God!
[10:04] ---
    Do you like sushi?!
    (Sushi suki ka?!)
[10:08] ---
    Please open up the country.
    (Kaikoku shite kudasai.)
[10:14] ---
    Will Hayate come for me?
[10:17] ---
    No, even if he does come,
    Hayate may no longer...

[10:20] ---
    Man, it's so comfortable
    here at Isumi's place!
[10:23] ---
    She's quiet and kind, unlike
    that spoiled little miss.
[10:26] ---
    Man, getting sold was the way to go!
[10:31] ---
    Hey, now, that's your own wild imagination.
[10:33] ---
    Th-That's right! It all began
    because Hayate cheated on me!
[10:37] ---
    Who cheated on ya?
[10:40] ---
    Sakuya! What are you doing here?!
[10:42] ---
    What am I doin'? I thought I'd
    watch over what my bro's doin'.
[10:46] ---
    What?! G-Gilbert is your big brother?!
[10:49] ---
    I didn't know until recently myself,
[10:51] ---
    but it's 'cause he's a love
    child born to another mother.
[10:53] ---
    But we look alike, don't we?
[10:55] ---
    And that makes you happy?
[10:57] ---
    But how'd things end up this way?
[11:00] ---
    That's because... Hayate cheated
    on me with Isumi and...
[11:04] ---
    Huh?!
[11:04] ---
    It wasn't just Isumi!
[11:06] ---
    Hayate said he plays with you often, too!
[11:09] ---
    Sure, we play often.
[11:10] ---
    Doin' slapstick comedy routines.
[11:13] ---
    Like I said, doin' slapstick comedy routines.
[11:17] ---
    Ah-ha! So, what, Little Nagi?
[11:20] ---
    Yer only 13 and ya thought "play"
    meant somethin' like that?
[11:24] ---
    No, you idiot! You're wrong!
[11:26] ---
    Of course, it's slapstick comedy
    routines! I didn't have the wrong idea!
[11:30] ---
    Don't ya worry. I know, I know.
[11:33] ---
    Precocious brat.
[11:37] ---
    But man, that's a terrible story.
[11:40] ---
    That butler-in-debt did nothin'
    wrong and ya sold him off.
[11:47] ---
    He'll never come.
[11:49] ---
    Hayate will never come to rescue me.
[11:53] ---
    Little missy, it's by overcoming
    such misunderstandings and conflicts
[11:56] ---
    that trust grows stronger between people!
[11:59] ---
    So you mustn't fear misunderstandings!
[12:01] ---
    "Love" is coming in spite of such things!
[12:06] ---
    What? The machine just...
[12:08] ---
    Bro!
[12:10] ---
    Kill.
[12:12] ---
    Kill.
[12:13] ---
    Kill the stinking brat with
    blonde pigtails and her butler.
[12:17] ---
    My life is in a shambles
    because of those two!
[12:20] ---
    So it's saying. What shall we do?
[12:22] ---
    What to do? I'm not going to sit
    around listening to a loser gripe.
[12:26] ---
    Yeah, why don't we just leave it and run?
[12:29] ---
    We'll just say my bro is deadmeat
    in there and that should do it.
[12:33] ---
    Please don't abandon me, my sister!
[12:35] ---
    Besides, this thing is out
    to get the little miss Nagi!
[12:38] ---
    I don't think you'll be able
    to run from it so easily!
[12:41] ---
    That's right! I'm not forgiving
    that girl with the blonde pigtails!
[12:47] ---
    Huh? Where did she go?
[12:48] ---
    Where did that little girl go?
[12:49] ---
    Ya really should pay good money for CPUs.
[12:52] ---
    But I am glad that it seems like this
    situation will not get out of control.
[12:56] ---
    The Young Sir may be worried,
    so I will give him a call.
[12:59] ---
    Good idea.
[13:02] ---
    What's up, Saki? What is it?
[13:04] ---
    Don't tell me Nagi's been
    kidnapped or something.
[13:06] ---
    What? No, um, it is not a kidnapping, but...
[13:09] ---
    Damn you, Nagi Sanzenin!
    I'll friggin' roll you!
[13:12] ---
    H-Hey, don't tell me we're talking murder!
[13:14] ---
    N-No, that is not it!
[13:16] ---
    It's not just a kidnapping, but
    it's about to become a murder?!
[13:19] ---
    It is all right. She has yet to be killed.
[13:22] ---
    Then, Nagi's on the verge of being killed?!
[13:24] ---
    What?!
[13:26] ---
    Oh! Hey, Saki! Saki!
[13:30] ---
    Um, Wataru, the phone
    call you just received...
[13:33] ---
    I-I don't really get it,
[13:35] ---
    but Saki's screwed up and Nagi's been
    kidnapped and about to get killed...
[13:38] ---
    What?!
[13:39] ---
    I-It can't be... Nagi...
[13:41] ---
    Hayate!
[13:43] ---
    Uh, what? Hayate?
[13:45] ---
    Aw... No helpin' it, I guess.
[13:48] ---
    I'll call 'em back.
[13:50] ---
    'Cause I bet they totally got the wrong idea.
[13:53] ---
    Oh, I know!
[13:53] ---
    Oh, hello? Is this Wataru?
[13:54] ---
    If I take out all of them,
[13:55] ---
    This is Sakuya. So, anyway...
[13:56] ---
    one of them would be the little girl!
[13:58] ---
    We're in a real bad
    situation, so come save us.
[13:59] ---
    What?!
[14:02] ---
    Hey!
[14:03] ---
    This is bad. They really are in big trouble!
[14:05] ---
    What?!
[14:06] ---
    It will be all right.
[14:10] ---
    Because my dear Hayate has gone to save Nagi.
[14:15] ---
    Misses!
[14:17] ---
    That thing's comin' after us!
[14:19] ---
    What?!
[14:20] ---
    How dare you go after
    our precious Miss Nagi?!
[14:23] ---
    Even another Sanzenin family member
    will not be forgiven for that!
[14:26] ---
    Shut up!
[14:26] ---
    If you don't want to get hurt, hurry
    up and hand over that pigtail girl!
[14:32] ---
    We can't have you underestimating
    the power of the Sanzenin family SP!
[14:36] ---
    What?!
[14:38] ---
    Behold! You damn piece of
    Andro Army scrap metal!
[14:42] ---
    This is what the Sanzenin
    family SP is made of!
[14:46] ---
    Found you, pigtails!
[14:49] ---
    Now, that solves everything.
[14:52] ---
    Like hell it does!
[14:53] ---
    That is right! This is too much!
[14:57] ---
    I've got you cornered, little girl!
[14:59] ---
    No, no, no!
[15:00] ---
    What are you going to do now
    that you have me cornered?!
[15:03] ---
    What?
[15:03] ---
    What am I going to do?
[15:10] ---
    Blush.
[15:11] ---
    Then, I think it's time for...
[15:12] ---
    What was that "blush" about?!
[15:14] ---
    And the way your hands are
    moving is extremely lewd!
[15:17] ---
    Shut up, little girl!
[15:18] ---
    Dodge, you idiot!
[15:23] ---
    Young Sir!
[15:23] ---
    Sheesh! Quit giving me so much trouble!
[15:26] ---
    What are you doing here, Young Sir?
[15:27] ---
    Oh, this place is right under Isumi's house.
[15:33] ---
    Wh-What?
[15:34] ---
    Young Sir!
[15:35] ---
    You dummy!
[15:36] ---
    I've always thought of him as a child,
[15:39] ---
    but somewhere along the way,
    he's become all grown up!

[15:42] ---
    DX Animation
    Tama's Sinister Design!!
[15:43] ---
    All grown up...
[15:47] ---
    And will he be watching videos like that?
[15:49] ---
    You must not!
[15:50] ---
    Huh?!
[15:50] ---
    It is still too early for
    you to watch pervy videos!
[15:53] ---
    Wha?! I-I don't watch stuff like that!
[15:55] ---
    Hey, you people! You need
    to hurry up and run!
[15:57] ---
    You won't get away from me this time!
[15:59] ---
    That's enough, you junkyard robot!
[16:02] ---
    Didn't you hear me, you piece of junk?!
[16:05] ---
    You defective crab bastard!
[16:06] ---
    Wh-Why you!
[16:08] ---
    I swear! Your design is even
    worse than fake Gundam models!
[16:11] ---
    How dare you make trouble for us?!
[16:12] ---
    That's why you're not popular!
[16:14] ---
    Crushed!
[16:17] ---
    I, Nagi Sanzenin, will be your opponent!
[16:21] ---
    Then let's see you do just that!
[16:24] ---
    Watch out, Miss!
[16:26] ---
    Where's Hayate?!
[16:27] ---
    He should've headed over here before me!
[16:31] ---
    Oh, I see.
[16:34] ---
    So Hayate really isn't coming for me...
[16:38] ---
    Miss Nagi!
[16:39] ---
    He probably won't come for me.
[16:42] ---
    He probably hates me.
[16:43] ---
    Run, Nagi!
[16:45] ---
    Die!
[16:48] ---
    Hayate...
[16:53] ---
    HAYATE!
[17:09] ---
    You called, Miss?
[17:14] ---
    Hayate, why are you...
[17:17] ---
    Why? Because you called my name.
[17:24] ---
    The bitterness you carved into me...
[17:27] ---
    You better not tell me you've forgotten!
[17:28] ---
    Are you hurt or injured anywhere, Miss?
[17:30] ---
    I'll tear you and the little girl apart!
[17:31] ---
    No, I'm perfectly fine.
[17:32] ---
    Wait... Hey, you! Don't ignore me!
[17:32] ---
    I see. I'm glad to hear that!
[17:35] ---
    No need to be impatient.
[17:36] ---
    I fully intend to hold you responsible
    for putting Miss in danger!
[17:40] ---
    What?!
[17:41] ---
    Could it be that he's mad?
[17:43] ---
    More like, when a guy who usually
    doesn't get mad gets mad...
[17:47] ---
    It's scary!
[17:49] ---
    Hey, boy, please don't forget about me!
[17:53] ---
    I, Gilbert, am on board this mecha!
[17:56] ---
    I see, so you're the culprit behind
    the Miss's attempted kidnapping.
[18:02] ---
    Th-That's not quite right...
[18:04] ---
    You see, I conspired with the
    Miss and the others to...
[18:07] ---
    Conspired with them, you say?!
[18:08] ---
    Then are you claiming
    that Saki and the others
[18:11] ---
    came up with the idiotic idea
    of faking a kidnapping?!
[18:14] ---
    How about it, Saki?
[18:15] ---
    That's not true! My bro Gilbert
    kidnapped her for her fortune!
[18:19] ---
    See?! I knew it!
[18:20] ---
    My sister!
[18:22] ---
    So, in the end, all you can trust is money!
[18:26] ---
    In that case, I will meet
    the condition that was set
[18:28] ---
    and make the Sanzenin family fortune mine!
[18:30] ---
    Or rather... Destroy everyone!
[18:35] ---
    I will not let you!
[18:38] ---
    I will not allow the Miss to
    be endangered any further!
[18:41] ---
    Hayate?!
[18:42] ---
    Tell this to the other
    potential heirs as well!
[18:44] ---
    If you want the Sanzenin fortune,
[18:46] ---
    first, defeat their butler, Hayate Ayasaki!
[18:49] ---
    Y-You idiot! Do you have any
    idea how dangerous that is?!
[18:54] ---
    I do know!
[18:55] ---
    Besides, there's no way that old
    geezer Mikado will accept that...
[18:59] ---
    She might come to hate ya over
    some other misunderstandin'
[19:02] ---
    and kick ya out again!
[19:04] ---
    It doesn't really matter.
[19:06] ---
    Even if the Miss comes to hate me...
[19:10] ---
    It won't change the fact
    that I care about the Miss.
[19:19] ---
    Quit the romantic comedy thing!
[19:21] ---
    No matter how cool you act,
[19:22] ---
    you cannot win against this
    robot, Hayate Ayasaki!
[19:25] ---
    You will be the one to fall victim to me!
[19:29] ---
    Hayate, watch out!
[19:30] ---
    There's no need to worry!
[19:33] ---
    I prepared all kinds of things in
    anticipation of just such a situation!
[19:36] ---
    What?!
[19:41] ---
    Wait, that's against the Firearms
    and Swords Control Law!
[19:45] ---
    Not to worry.
[19:46] ---
    I'm thoroughly familiar with
    how to operate this thing.
[19:48] ---
    From where?!
[19:50] ---
    Besides, this Firearms and
    Swords Control Law thing...
[19:51] ---
    When it comes to protecting the Miss,
[19:53] ---
    I really couldn't care
    less about such things.
[19:58] ---
    Do you still want to continue this?
[20:03] ---
    You can defeat me, but a second
    and a third Gilbert will surely...
[20:07] ---
    What demon king do you think you are?!
[20:08] ---
    Sorry! Sorry! I surrender! I surrender!
[20:15] ---
    The furious gunfight came to an end...
[20:18] ---
    Hayate...
[20:20] ---
    What is it, Miss?
[20:21] ---
    And the girl and the butler
    gazed at one another...

[20:24] ---
    No... That is...
[20:27] ---
    "I'm sorry I fired you on
    the spur of the moment!

[20:30] ---
    "I apologize, so come back
    with me to the mansion,"

[20:33] ---
    is what Nagi wants to say, but...
[20:39] ---
    Come to think of it,
[20:40] ---
    I changed the condition for the
    inheritance on the spur of the moment,
[20:43] ---
    so it may actually be more
    dangerous for me to be near you.
[20:49] ---
    Oh, but never mind that.
[20:51] ---
    I'm Isumi's butler now, aren't I?
[20:53] ---
    B-But that's...!
[20:56] ---
    But I abandoned my duties when I came here,
[20:59] ---
    so I may have been fired by now.
[21:02] ---
    In that case, I will be out on the
    streets again with my 150 million debt.
[21:08] ---
    I wish there was a cute girl somewhere,
    who would find me a new job.
[21:15] ---
    Th-Then...
[21:23] ---
    Why don't you be my butler?
[21:28] ---
    I will, Miss!
[21:32] ---
    Are you all right with this, Isumi?
[21:35] ---
    It is not good to buy or
    sell a person for money.
[21:39] ---
    Besides...
[21:41] ---
    Besides?
[21:42] ---
    Those two are very
    well-suited to one another.
[21:55] ---
    Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:55] ---
    A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
[22:00] ---
    Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:00] ---
    My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:05] ---
    Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:05] ---
    I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
[22:08] ---
    Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:08] ---
    That's not so bad, so I go together
[22:14] ---
    Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:14] ---
    Weather forecasts don't exist
[22:16] ---
    Zenbu kibun-shidai
[22:16] ---
    It's all mood-dependent
[22:19] ---
    Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:19] ---
    There's nothing to worry about
[22:21] ---
    Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:21] ---
    Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:24] ---
    Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:24] ---
    On the shoe that I kick up
[22:26] ---
    "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:26] ---
    "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:29] ---
    Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:29] ---
    And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
[22:32] ---
    Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:32] ---
    One more time, a do-over!
[22:34] ---
    Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:34] ---
    I'll try betting once in a while
[22:39] ---
    Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:39] ---
    Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
    Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
    Running through gallantly, to fly
[22:47] ---
    Harema ga mieru The Sky
[22:47] ---
    I can see a break in the weather, the sky
[22:50] ---
    Shinjiteta yo
[22:50] ---
    I had faith
[22:52] ---
    Soshite Make My Way
[22:52] ---
    And then, I make my way
[22:54] ---
    Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:54] ---
    With the hand you quietly reach out
[22:57] ---
    Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:57] ---
    I can become invincible, so I go together
[23:04] ---
    Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:04] ---
    Stars so beautiful, it'll
    be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
[23:28] ---
    Butler Report
[23:28] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:31] ---
    I have a good idea! I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
[23:33] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:35] ---
    I'm Sakuya Aizawa.
[23:36] ---
    Well, Miss Aizawa, this
    is an awfully sober song.
[23:39] ---
    The cry of my soul's in this song, after all.
[23:42] ---
    It's the pensive song of a woman
    who lives for duty and compassion.
[23:44] ---
    It just sounds old fogy to me.
[23:47] ---
    Nagi, yer still a kid, so ya can't
    understand how good this song is yet.
[23:50] ---
    I don't care if I never do!
[23:52] ---
    Next time, we'll have a special
    edition. Please look forward to it!
[23:55] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:58] ---
    Hey, Hayate, what is the meaning of this?!
SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate
    the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    Enough of this weird joke!
[24:02] ---
    What? Um...
[24:02] ---
    I-I won't let you have Hayate!
[24:04] ---
    Because he's...
[24:05] ---
    Because he's my precious butler!
[24:09] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:11] ---
    "The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes,
    So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee...
[24:15] ---
    "Is a Thing of the Distant Past".
[24:17] ---
    Hayate has amnesia?!
[24:19] ---
    That's impossible!
[24:19] ---
    The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes,
     So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee...
     Is a Thing of the Distant Past
[24:20] ---
    Next time, you'll be
    thrilled by Hayate in drag!
[24:23] ---