5 - Thoughtless Jokes and Kindness Bring Misfortune

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    Having become a butler
    for the Sanzenin family,
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    Hayate Ayasaki was given a top
    secret mission in the last episode.
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    A mission to infiltrate the super
    prestigious Hakuou Academy.
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    Hayate, I understand that you
    like high places already,
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    so quickly dispatch the
    enemy and get to Nagi.
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    Evil, therefore kill!
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    Evil
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    Therefore
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    Kill
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    Prepare to meet your fate!
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    CLANG
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    Hina?!
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    Honestly! Another one of
    your nonsensical antics?!
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    Hayate escaped the Academy without mishap.
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    However...
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    A new crisis was already drawing very near...
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    It's so early in the morning...
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    What could the commotion be about?
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress
    in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights and puts
    his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    Nagi, I'm gonna get a good look
    at yer new partner's abilities.
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    Thoughtless Jokes and
    Kindness Bring Misfortune
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    Miss, it's morning! Please wake up!
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    Here you are, Miss. Your towel.
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    Mm.
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    Here you are. Your soup.
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    Mm.
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    Here you are. Your bag.
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    You must change quickly and get to school...
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    Hayate, it's a delightful morning, is it not?
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    I agree. A delightful morning.
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    On a delightful morning such
    as this, you absolutely must...
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    Go back to sleep.
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    Wait! Wh-What do you mean, go back to sleep?!
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    Pardon me, Miss?!
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    Oh, dear, it seems we have a problem.
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    Maria...
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    She just went yesterday,
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    so I wonder if she means to stay home
    for most of this school term now.
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    She was like that all of last year, too.
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    Why is the Miss so terribly...
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    Rather than a dislike of school, she
    has an extreme dislike of going out.
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    What?
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    Ever since Nagi was little,
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    her life has been targeted on a daily basis
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    as the only daughter of the Sanzenin family.
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    And all the adults who approach her
    are only after her vast fortune.
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    I see.
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    And that is why she has
    grown to be so difficult.
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    Of course.
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    Look at me. Even the way I
    first met the Miss was...
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    ...because of my ulterior motive to
    pay back my 150 million yen debt.
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    But now, I am a butler, who
    serves the Sanzenin family!
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    I must put my heart and
    soul into protecting her,
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    so that the Miss may spend every
    day with a smile on her face!
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    Um, Hayate, the contents of your
    monologue is completely audible.
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    Yes, hello? Sanzenin resi...
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    Oh, it has been so long! How have you been?
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    Yes, she's here. Please wait one moment.
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    Nagi, you have a phone call!
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    From whom?
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    Sakuya!
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    Saku? Tell her I'm not here.
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    That will not work. I already
    told her that you were here.
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    Sheesh! You're hopeless...
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    Oh, hello? Is that you, Nagi?
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    Ping. This phone number
    is currently not in use.
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    If you would like to state your business,
    leave a message after the beep
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    and your house will be engulfed in flames.
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    FOOL!
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    Don't you hang up without
    waitin' for a response! Fool!
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    It doesn't gimme a chance to talk!
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    Um... uh...
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    Shoot. I guess the spacin' was a
    tad too far there. Just a tad far.
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    Gotta keep the spacin' tighter or
    it'll make even funny things unfunny.
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    All right, time to review. Y'all
    hurry up and sit down, too.
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    Hey, Maria, I want Earl
    Grey. Get me some Earl Grey.
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    That's hot! That's seriously hot!
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    DVD Extra!!
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    That's no good! That's
    boilin' hot! Boilin' hot!
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    If ya don't make it a little cooler,
    it's hard to react good! Seriously!
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    You're reacting plenty, so don't worry.
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    And while you're at it, please die.
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    That's my future partner! Yer
    straight talk jabs are merciless.
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    Yah!
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    Um, who is this?
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    Miss Sakuya Aizawa.
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    The eldest daughter of the Aizawa family,
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    which is related to the Sanzenin family.
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    And a childhood friend of Nagi's.
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    Childhood friend...
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    So? Why are you here?
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    Besides, today is a weekday.
    What happened to school?
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    Don't you worry. Today's
    Foundation Day for us.
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    So I took advantage of it and
    came all this way to check in.
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    Check in... on what?
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    Yer butler.
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    I heard you've been stayin' home from school
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    and havin' the time of yer
    life with yer new butler.
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    So I came today to check in on him!
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    To see just how funny a guy he is!
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    Hah! Why would I need you to check up on him?
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    Besides, you already saw Hayate just earlier.
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    Huh? Earlier?
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    The new butler's...
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    ...an ornamental knick-knack?!
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    No, no, swing the camera a
    little more to the right!
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    Or rather, you're doing this
    on purpose, aren't you?!
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    Wh-What?!
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    You mean that fella who was just
    standin' there's the new butler?!
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    Cyclamen
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    I wonder if it's possible that
    girl came to see the Miss,
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    because she was worried about her.
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    Ah! But we sure have great
    weather again today!
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    Considering how warm it is,
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    maybe it'll be midsummer by
    the time Golden Week is over.
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    Then maybe we'll get to see autumn leaves
    by the start of the rainy season!
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    Well, no way, right?
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    'Course not, ya fool!
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    Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack
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    Ya think a weak jab like that at
    yerself'll make that joke work?!
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    Don't you underestimate comedy!
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    For every joke ya crack, ya gotta
    jab like yer life depended on it!
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    Um, if you keep that jab going any
    longer, Hayate is going to die...
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    Huh?
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    Shoot! Am I a murderer at this tender age?!
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    Makita! Kunieda! Emergency treatment!
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    Certainly, Miss.
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    Wh-What are you doing?!
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    He has come to.
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    Good work.
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    Damn.
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    You, what's yer name?
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    What?
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    It's Hayate Ayasaki...
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    What an ordinary name!
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    Startin' today, call yerself
    "Mukitaro the Soybean Lover".
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    What?!
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    He's not your butler!
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    Don't give him a name that sounds
    like a two-bit entertainer!
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    Impressive. Everyone with hair tied
    in two parts and who has that voice
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    sure are merciless when it comes to jabs.
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    Eh? I not know what you mean!
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    But of all of Nagi's past partners,
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    he looks the poorest of
    'em all and that's a fact.
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    I-I see...
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    Looks like I've got no choice but
    to become sorta like the master
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    and form a trio comedy group along with Nagi.
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    How in the world do you twist things
    around so we end up doing that?!
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    A butler doesn't need to be funny!
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    Wow, so butlers are required
    to have comedic talent, too.
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    What're you, a fool?!
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    No, they are not. Usually.
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    Ayasaki, do ya know what yer
    missin' as an entertainer?
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    Huh?
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    He's a butler, damn it!
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    It's impact!
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    For example, havin' villains out to getcha
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    or havin' no problem bein' run over by a car,
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    or havin' an all-out battle
    against some bizarre robot.
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    It's that kinda impact that yer lackin'!
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    I've pretty much done all
    those things, though...
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    Don't you talk back to yer master!
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    Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack
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    Ridin' the comedy boom...
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    Get a li'l popular, and ya think you've
    conquered the world already?! Eh?!
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    You'll never become the second
    Ni-Ni or Downtown like that!
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    M-Maria, is it possible that she's...
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    Just like Nagi, she absolutely hates to lose.
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    I-I see!
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    Maybe in the Miss's world, this
    is a normal thing for them.
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    But I've become a butler now, too.
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    I have to come up with some
    routine that'll satisfy everyone!
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    I understand, Miss Aizawa.
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    I will perform a special one-off
    joke, so if you find it funny,
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    let us say that I've surpassed my master!
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    Mutter... Mutter... Mutter...
    Mutter... Mutter... Mutter...
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    A one-off joke?!
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    Will Hayate be all right?!
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    That is setting the difficulty too high!
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    Then, here I go.
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    Get...
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    Just hang tight
     for a sec, okay?
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    Ya fool! Not only did ya steal
    that line, but it's frickin' old!
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    I-I apologize!
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    But well, I can't fault ya
    for yer go-getter attitude.
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    What?
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    Ya sure have found a fine entertainer, Nagi.
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    He's a butler, damn it!
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    With that kinda go-getter attitude,
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    I'd say Nagi's in good hands.
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    Miss Aizawa...
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    So, you really did come
    out of worry for the Miss.
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    N-No! I'll have ya know, it's not
    like ya have my approval yet!
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    First up, one-liner jokes till ya drop!
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    Y-Yes, ma'am!
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    Hey, Hayate!
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    Honestly! He doesn't need to go along
    with this so conscientiously...
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    But when he's smiling so guilelessy,
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    Hayate looks more like the boy that he is.
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    Comaneci!
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    Gachoon!
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    Fo!
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    Swing yer hips more!
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    Popping eyebrows!
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    Hey, you two!
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    It's getting kind of cold,
    so let's get back inside!
[11:36] ---
    Good idea.
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    Yes, Miss!
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    Man, I've got the chills.
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    But still, it really got
    cold all of a sudden.
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    It was the right decision
    not to go to school.
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    What kinda reasonin' is that?
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    Anyway, it's all 'cause that butler's
    jokes were so lame, they left me cold.
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    Maria, would you go make us some tea?
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    The thing is... We seem to have
    run out with the last pot we made.
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    What?!
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    This is a problem. We're to have
    an important visitor soon, too.
[12:06] ---
    Huh? Who's comin'?
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    Isumi.
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    C'mon now, what're you two
    doin', both skippin' school?
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    Not to worry. Unlike Wataru, we get
    top grades, so it's not a problem.
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    But is it gonna be all right?
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    With what?
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    Knowin' Isumi, ya sure
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    she hasn't gotten lost and
    stranded somewhere again?
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    What? On an errand?
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    Would you please go for me?
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    This is the shop.
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    The purchase has already been paid for
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    and if you let them know you're
    on Sanzenin family business,
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    they will know what brand
    and what amount to give you.
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    I understand! I will go right away!
[12:43] ---
    Oh, hold on a second, Hayate.
[12:45] ---
    Yes?
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    When you go outside on business
    for the Sanzenin family,
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    please make sure to wear that coat.
[12:57] ---
    Um, this coat...
[12:59] ---
    Could it be... cashmere?
[13:01] ---
    My! I'm impressed that you were able to tell.
[13:04] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[13:05] ---
    If I should get it dirty outside...
[13:07] ---
    This coat looks so expensive...
[13:10] ---
    What are you saying, Hayate?
[13:12] ---
    The coat doesn't just look expensive.
[13:14] ---
    It is expensive.
[13:15] ---
    What?
[13:16] ---
    After all, 100 of those coats
    could easily pay off your debt.
[13:23] ---
    So please be absolutely
    sure not to get it dirty.
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    Y-Yessir.
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    Smackity, smack, smack!
    (Pachi pachi panchi)
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    Blood sacrifice, hurray!
    (Chimatsuri wasshoi)
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    Miss!
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    Miss Isumi!
[13:41] ---
    Did you find her?
[13:42] ---
    No, she is not over here!
[13:44] ---
    Hey, you two!
[13:45] ---
    I found this horrifying
    letter in the Miss's room!
[13:48] ---
    What's this?
[13:49] ---
    "I am going to visit Nagi at her home.
    I will be back by dinner. Isumi."
[13:55] ---
    This is terrible! She has
    gone outside by herself?!
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    She even gets lost on the estate
    here on a regular basis...
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    Yes, and I heard the daughter
    of the Sanzenin family
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    was almost kidnapped just
    the other day, too...
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    Damn it, find her! Find her!
[14:10] ---
    If she's about to get kidnapped...
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    Beat the culprit to a pulp!
[14:14] ---
    Wearing an expensive coat
    like this makes me nervous.
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    Well, I'm only going out to buy tea,
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    so I doubt anything will
    happen to get it dirty.
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    Released Every Week on day
    Shonen Yonday
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    Oh, I am so sorry!
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    I dropped paint that would leave
    a permanent stain on cashmere!
[14:31] ---
    Wha... P-Please be careful.
[14:34] ---
    Oh, watch out!
[14:35] ---
    Buckwheat noodle dip that would
    leave a permanent stain on cashmere!
[14:42] ---
    Ah, thank you. That was close, lad.
[14:45] ---
    It was nothing. Please be careful.
[14:47] ---
    Whoa, this is terrible!
[14:49] ---
    A truck piled with octopi that spit ink
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    that would leave a permanent
    stain on cashmere!
[15:04] ---
    Th-This is bad.
[15:05] ---
    These cliché dangers are coming at
    me, as if they're targeting me...
[15:08] ---
    Loser Park
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    If I walk through an empty park like this...
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    Yes, I should be safe for now.
[15:18] ---
    Come to think of it, this is
    the park where I met Miss Nagi.
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    Right, just around those vending machines...
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    Please insert bills here.
SIGN    Accepts the
    new 1000 yen bills.
[15:39] ---
    Please insert bills here.
SIGN    Accepts the
     new 1000 yen bills.
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    The machine... is broken.
[15:52] ---
    Um, you have to put in
    bills there, not talismans.
[15:57] ---
    This is terrible.
[15:59] ---
    Pardon?
[16:01] ---
    My friend told me that I mustn't carry
    on conversations with strangers,
[16:06] ---
    and yet, I am...
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    Oh, pardon me for that.
[16:11] ---
    But it's all right.
[16:13] ---
    This friend of mine is a kind person,
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    so I am sure I will be forgiven.
[16:18] ---
    Is that so? What a relief.
[16:21] ---
    Hayate's instincts, which had never
    been wrong with this sort of thing,
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    told him that if he got involved
    with this girl right now,
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    a great misfortune was certain
    to befall him today...
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    Well, I'll be going now.
[16:34] ---
    But to think that I have gotten
    lost in a place like this...
[16:38] ---
    What?
[16:39] ---
    What in the world... am I to do...
[16:43] ---
    I must run away. I must
    run away. I must run away.
[16:46] ---
    I must run away in order to avoid misfortune.
[16:48] ---
    I must run away. I must run away!
[16:53] ---
    Um, if you'd like my help, it's yours.
[16:57] ---
    Are you well acquainted
    with the roads around here?
[17:01] ---
    No, I'm not very well acquainted, but...
[17:03] ---
    If I leave a girl like you alone, I
    feel like you might get kidnapped.
[17:08] ---
    My friend always says the same thing to me.
[17:14] ---
    Then, I would like to
    take you up on your offer
[17:16] ---
    and ask you for a bit of direction.
[17:19] ---
    Yes, please go ahead.
[17:21] ---
    Where am I going?
[17:23] ---
    What?
[17:24] ---
    There she is! Over there!
[17:28] ---
    What?!
[17:30] ---
    Who the hell are you?!
[17:32] ---
    You hand over that girl without a fight!
[17:35] ---
    Who are these suspicious people?
[17:37] ---
    Who is this suspicious boy?!
[17:40] ---
    Could it be... Kidnappers?!
    *Could it be... Kidnappers?!
[17:44] ---
    With this Japanese sword, which
    slices through cashmere coats,
[17:47] ---
    I'll strike you down!
[17:49] ---
    Get him!
[17:52] ---
    Hang on tight!
[17:57] ---
    What a fast getaway!
[18:03] ---
    Um...
[18:05] ---
    Don't worry. I'll protect you.
[18:11] ---
    So... don't worry.
[18:16] ---
    But...
[18:18] ---
    What's wrong?
[18:21] ---
    I feel as though... the area underfoot
    is incredibly precarious...
[18:27] ---
    A pond that makes cashmere coats
    really dirty if you fall into it
[18:28] ---
    It's a pond that makes cashmere coats
    really dirty if you fall into it.
[18:35] ---
    So please be absolutely
    sure not to get it dirty.
[18:38] ---
    But I can't drop this girl into the pond!
[18:47] ---
    All right!
[18:55] ---
    A-Are you okay?
[18:59] ---
    Thanks to you.
[19:06] ---
    Wh-What'll I do? This super
    luxury cashmere coat...
[19:09] ---
    It was brand new and Maria
    told me not to get it dirty...
[19:13] ---
    We have a careless protagonist.
[19:16] ---
    Shut up!
[19:17] ---
    But what should I do?
[19:18] ---
    To start with, I'll be honest and
    explain what happened to Maria...
[19:21] ---
    And successfully get yourself fired.
[19:23] ---
    I told you to shut up!
[19:24] ---
    What in the world should I do?
[19:26] ---
    Uh, um...
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    Like I said, shu...
[19:30] ---
    Wha... uh... um...
[19:34] ---
    No, that's not... I mean...
[19:36] ---
    So, shu... shu... shucks, what
    do you think of "Ultraman"?
[19:40] ---
    What?
[19:41] ---
    Um...
[19:43] ---
    I like Bemster.
[19:45] ---
    What? You will?
[19:47] ---
    Yes, your precious coat has
    been ruined because of me,
[19:53] ---
    so um... I will pay for it...
[19:56] ---
    Thank you.
[19:58] ---
    I appreciate the thought, but I can't accept.
[20:01] ---
    What? But...
[20:03] ---
    This was my responsibility to begin with,
[20:05] ---
    and while things just sort of happened,
[20:07] ---
    I'm the one who promised to protect you.
[20:11] ---
    I'll protect you from those
    evil men in black. You'll see.
[20:15] ---
    Evil men in black...
[20:19] ---
    Yes.
[20:20] ---
    No, those people are...
[20:22] ---
    I know.
[20:24] ---
    They're probably an evil organization
    trying to capture you,
[20:27] ---
    so they can use you to make money.
[20:29] ---
    Um Um Um
[20:29] ---
    Oh, no, um...
[20:31] ---
    Don't worry!
[20:32] ---
    Organizations of that sort tend
    to have extensive spy networks,
[20:36] ---
    so I won't do anything careless.
[20:39] ---
    Um Um Um
[20:39] ---
    No, that is not it...
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    I may not look it, but I've
    faced a lot of dangers myself,
[20:45] ---
    so you don't have to worry.
[20:47] ---
    If we do not get you dry, you
    will catch a cold and die.
[20:54] ---
    Thank you.
[20:55] ---
    But I'm fine.
[21:00] ---
    I-It was too late...
[21:03] ---
    No, no, I'm not dead yet.
[21:06] ---
    Anyway, right now, I have
    to get her somewhere safe.
[21:10] ---
    Wait, I know of just the place!
[21:15] ---
    What? This is...
[21:17] ---
    Surprised?
[21:18] ---
    But I know the person who
    lives here, so it'll be fine.
[21:22] ---
    The mistress of this estate is a
    little girl about the same age as you
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    and she's a little spoiled and headstrong,
[21:29] ---
    and she can be an unmanageable
    bundle of energy sometimes,
[21:33] ---
    but she's a very kind and adorable girl.
[21:36] ---
    I am sure I will also be able to
    become very good friends with her,
[21:42] ---
    as if I have known her since we were little.
[21:45] ---
    The only thing is, I can't go
    inside due to various reasons,
[21:48] ---
    so I'll leave the rest to you!
[21:49] ---
    What?
[21:50] ---
    Ding dong dash!
[21:53] ---
    Uh, um...
[21:54] ---
    The cost of playing for the
    super luxury cashmere coat...
[21:57] ---
    The threat of being fired...
[21:59] ---
    And new enemies due to a groundless
    assumption and misunderstanding
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    all descend upon him!
[22:05] ---
    Next time, he will fight all of the above
[22:07] ---
    along with the various symptoms of a cold,
[22:09] ---
    such as coughing, fever, and sore throat!
[22:14] ---
    Say, it's not a big deal, but I'm hungry.
[22:17] ---
    Patience! Be patient until Isumi gets here!
[22:21] ---
    Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
[22:21] ---
    If my dreams have taken your heart
[22:27] ---
    Kizutsuke-tetara
[22:27] ---
    And brought it pain
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    Sono omoi wa itsuka
[22:32] ---
    Someday, that anguish
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    Boku ga morau yo
[22:37] ---
    I will take from you
[22:42] ---
    Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
[22:42] ---
    While trembling over something precious
[22:48] ---
    Kakezuri-mawatte
[22:48] ---
    And madly dashing about
[22:52] ---
    Seou itami ni hibi wa
[22:52] ---
    The hurt I bore made the days
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    Muimi ni sugita
[22:58] ---
    Go by emptily
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    Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
[23:03] ---
    Just chasing and continually being overtaken
[23:09] ---
    Tohou ni kureru kaze
[23:09] ---
    A wind who's lost its bearing
[23:14] ---
    Kimi no doko ni furetara
[23:14] ---
    What part of you should I touch
[23:19] ---
    Ii ka o sagashita
[23:19] ---
    I sought it out
[23:24] ---
    Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
[23:24] ---
    You alone, I want to protect so much
[23:29] ---
    Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
[23:29] ---
    Getting away from the rut of desire
[23:35] ---
    Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
[23:35] ---
    Someday, it will all be ours and that
[23:39] ---
    Kimi to boku no Proof
[23:39] ---
    Is our proof, yours and mine
[23:44] ---
    Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
[23:44] ---
    Even all my tears, I entrust to you
[23:55] ---
    Preview
[23:56] ---
    Honestly! Catching a cold all of
    a sudden! How weak can you be?!
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[23:59] ---
    While the fact that Nagi shut
    him out was the final blow,
[24:02] ---
    the original cause lies with me, so...
[24:04] ---
    It is true that the Miss delivered
    the final blow, but...
[24:07] ---
    Grr. All right!
[24:08] ---
    In that case, I will specially make
    some dish called "rice porridge"!
[24:12] ---
    What?
[24:12] ---
    What was with that? You
    didn't sound very happy.
[24:14] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:15] ---
    "You Say You Can See Time,
[24:15] ---
    You Say You Can See Time, But That Is
    Probably Your Life Flashing Before Your Eyes
[24:17] ---
    "But That Is Probably Your Life
    Flashing Before Your Eyes".
[24:18] ---
    Could it be that she used
    this, mistaking it for oil?
[24:21] ---
    You will see the tears of time.
[24:23] ---*