10 - The Strangest High-Deflation Ever. Play Your Games and Don't Build Up a Backlog
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When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[00:05] ---
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
[00:08] ---
That's right.
[00:16] ---
Let us stop the chitchat now
[00:20] ---
Come, let us quietly see this through
[00:24] ---
If it's romance, look, it's already begun
SIGN Maria All the Way
[00:52] ---
A butler is one who serves.
[00:55] ---
A butler is one who waits upon others.
[00:58] ---
A butler is a formal guardian,
[01:01] ---
who is there to support his
mistress in all aspects of her life.
[01:05] ---
Yes!
[01:06] ---
This is about a boy who fights
and puts his life on the line for a girl...
[01:10] ---
A super combat battle story!
[01:14] ---
Today, we have an original
episode drafted by Mr. Hata.
[01:17] ---
Isn't that right?
[01:18] ---
That's what I hear.
[01:21] ---
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
[01:21] ---
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
[01:28] ---
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
[01:28] ---
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
[01:34] ---
Unmei ni makete
[01:34] ---
Giving in to fate
[01:37] ---
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
[01:37] ---
And hunkering down is no fun
[01:42] ---
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
[01:42] ---
That's just not cool!
[01:47] ---
Uso kara deta makoto
[01:47] ---
Many a true word is spoken in jest
[01:50] ---
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
[01:50] ---
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
[01:55] ---
Zettai, nase ba naru!
[01:55] ---
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
[01:59] ---
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
[01:59] ---
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
[02:05] ---
Karada nami ni makasereba
[02:05] ---
Just let it take you
[02:12] ---
Kanchigai no yume
[02:12] ---
Dreams that are misguided
[02:15] ---
Mato-hazure no kitai
[02:15] ---
Hopes that are way off base
[02:18] ---
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
[02:18] ---
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
[02:24] ---
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
[02:24] ---
Let's kick up the earth and start running
[02:31] ---
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
[02:31] ---
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
[02:50] ---
The Strangest High-Deflation Ever.
Play Your Games and Don't Build Up a Backlog
[02:54] ---
Damn it! Damn it!
[02:56] ---
What is this game?!
[02:58] ---
This game's got awfully crappy graphics.
[03:01] ---
This is a PS3 game?
[03:03] ---
No.
[03:04] ---
But I'm tired of high-deflation games,
[03:06] ---
so I felt like giving an older game a try.
[03:09] ---
Huh. So you're sayin'
modern games're lukewarm?
[03:12] ---
Then wouldn't it be better
to play outside or somethin'?
[03:13] ---
That would be tiring.
[03:14] ---
Well, yeah, but...
[03:16] ---
Rather than do something so tiring,
[03:17] ---
I want to play games from the good old days
[03:19] ---
and get a renewed perspective
on our current era of high-deflation.
SIGN New Heroic Dragon Tale
[03:22] ---
I obtained an old, rare game in
an attempt to cleanse my tainted soul
[03:26] ---
with the purity of
something old school, but...
[03:28] ---
It's more you-know-what than rare, though.
[03:31] ---
Well, to put it simply,
that's what it comes down to.
[03:33] ---
I mean, I'd heard that it was you-know-what,
[03:36] ---
but this game is even worse
than I'd been led to expect.
[03:38] ---
But isn't that the appeal of retro games?
SIGN A Black-Hearted Santa
has appeared!
SIGN Hayate LV Small Fry
[03:40] ---
Command
Run
Tools
Attack
Defend
Kowtow
[03:42] ---
I mean, yeah, the audio's fair at best,
the movement's choppy,
SIGN Hayate throws a punch!
SIGN The Black-Hearted
Santa swiftly dodges!
[03:44] ---
and the screen's so cluttered,
you can barely tell where you're at...
SIGN The Black-Hearted
Santa
attacks!
SIGN He delivers
a marvelous blow!
Hayate takes
69372 damage!
SIGN Hayate has died.
[03:48] ---
Shuddup, you Kansai person.
SIGN Shuddup,
you Kansai person.
SIGN Go have some
octopus balls
[03:50] ---
Go have some octopus balls
as your side dish with white rice.
SIGN as your side dish
with white rice.
[03:53] ---
The hell was that?!
You makin' fun of Kansai people?!
[03:56] ---
H-Hey, Sakuya, you don't have to
get so pissed at a silly game.
[04:00] ---
And you, your game play sucks,
so don't blame it on the game
SIGN And you,
your game play sucks,
SIGN so don't blame it
on the game,
[04:02] ---
you little squirt!
SIGN YOU LITTLE SQUIRT!
[04:04] ---
What did you say?!
[04:05] ---
Why you! You're nothing but a crappy game!
[04:09] ---
I'm never enterin' more than
"AAAA" for a character name!
SIGN Grab a hold of freedom
[04:15] ---
Um, dinner is ready.
What are you two both doing?
[04:20] ---
Nothing! We were just consigning
a societal evil to oblivion!
SIGN Melf me all da way
SIGN One hour of
gaming a day
[04:24] ---
Pardon?
[04:25] ---
Never mind that. What's for dinner?
[04:27] ---
Green peppers stuffed with meat,
among other things.
[04:28] ---
What? But I hate green peppers.
[04:31] ---
It's 'cause yer so picky
that you're not growin' any taller.
[04:34] ---
Nah, it's not just yer height...
[04:36] ---
Wh-What are you trying
to get at?! Don't stare at me!
[04:39] ---
I didn't say anythin' yet.
[04:41] ---
What d'you think I was referrin' to?
[04:49] ---
The next morning!
SIGN Butlers must be manly!!
[04:53] ---
Why does the sun...
[04:58] ---
...rise every morning?
[05:02] ---
What are you doing griping about
nature in your first waking moment?
[05:06] ---
The sun just doesn't get it!
[05:09] ---
It's only when you miss deadlines
and take breaks once in while
[05:12] ---
that people will appreciate it
when you actually have a chapter in print.
[05:15] ---
A-Airing such an appalling statement
on TV is a bit questionable...
[05:19] ---
Anyway, please change quickly
and prepare for school.
[05:23] ---
Sakuya and the others
are waiting, after all.
[05:26] ---
Makita! Kunieda!
[05:28] ---
All righty, I'm off to school!
[05:32] ---
Hmph! School, school! What an annoying girl!
[05:34] ---
Hmph! School, school! What an annoying...
[05:38] ---
Tell me, Maria, is this déjà vu?
SIGN When watching Hayate the Combat Butler,
please keep the room bright
and sit away from the TV
[05:40] ---
I feel like I've seen this scene before.
[05:43] ---
The thing is, it seems
this episode takes place
[05:45] ---
during the same time
period as two episodes back.
[05:47] ---
Hmm, zapping, huh?
[05:49] ---
Anime sure has become
a lot more complicated.
[05:52] ---
After all, this is the era of DTT,
EPG recording, digital coloring,
[05:55] ---
outsourcing whole episodes overseas,
[05:57] ---
the leaking of storyboards
to online auctions, and manga ministers...
[06:02] ---
Yes, it can't be helped.
[06:03] ---
I don't like it, but I'll go along
with that course of action.
[06:06] ---
Especially since it's looking like
I might not have to go to school.
[06:08] ---
Oh, dear, so that's
the tack you're taking this time.
SIGN Oh dear
[06:12] ---
"'All righty, I'm off to school!'
[06:14] ---
"Sakuya left the room in high spirits,
[06:16] ---
"but she suddenly got the urge
to watch M-1 DVDs
[06:18] ---
"and she u-turned back
to second floor of the residence.
[06:19] ---
"And click. When she opened the door
to the gaming room, there she found..."
SIGN Heh heh heh heh....
[06:28] ---
You saw me. Bastard,
you're not getting out of here alive.
SIGN You~~~ saw~~~
me~~~ Bastard...
[06:31] ---
Makita. Kunieda.
[06:32] ---
Yes, Miss!
[06:35] ---
Nooo! Wait! Oh, you're going to break me!
[06:38] ---
Eh? It's not a small fire?
[06:40] ---
Wait! What's a game console doin',
talkin' like it's totally normal?!
[06:44] ---
This is horrible... I'm all sticky, tima.
[06:47] ---
"Tima"? What's with that
artificial-soundin' sentence endin'?
[06:50] ---
Was that the cuttin' edge for yer time?
[06:53] ---
Ah-ha, I bet you're the demon king
inside that game or somethin'.
[06:57] ---
What superhuman deductive powers!
[06:59] ---
Tima! How did you know?!
[07:01] ---
It seems she was really right.
[07:03] ---
Ah, I knew it!
[07:05] ---
Yeah, lemme guess.
'Cause you're a crappy game,
[07:07] ---
you've gotten shoddy
treatment over the years
[07:08] ---
and the resentment's been
gradually buildin' up,
[07:10] ---
and with yer rage over
what happened last night,
[07:12] ---
ya finally became aware as a monster.
[07:13] ---
Yeah, that's 'bout what happened, right?
[07:15] ---
Wh-What superhuman deductive powers, tima!
[07:18] ---
I already said that.
[07:19] ---
Besides, I may not look it,
[07:21] ---
but I'm a Kansai person, who's so
capable I even turned down Hakuou.
[07:23] ---
And we don't got enough time.
[07:24] ---
Makita! Kunieda! Shut that thing down
before it gets up to no good!
[07:28] ---
Go after its reset button or the power cord!
[07:30] ---
Yes, Miss!
[07:31] ---
N-Nooo! Don't come near me, tima!
[07:33] ---
But that "tima" sentence
endin' sure gets on my nerves.
[07:36] ---
Wait... Huh?
[07:37] ---
Tima!
[07:38] ---
You will be punished!
[07:48] ---
The Demon King's castle!
SIGN On Sale
SIGN Demon King the Great Slygian of Abe (temp)
[08:11] ---
I can't move! I'm unable to escape, tima!
[08:15] ---
You will be punished! You will be
punished! You will be punished!
[08:18] ---
Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
[08:21] ---
And after I finally got out
into the real world, too...
[08:24] ---
Th-The hero will come
at the end of the world...
[08:27] ---
That's right, tima! I'm the final boss.
SIGN House For Sale
[08:30] ---
And this castle is the stage
for the final battle.
[08:32] ---
If I can turn the tables on the hero here...
SIGN That will be the end of dreams...
[08:43] ---
Tima!
[08:45] ---
This time, I just might
get out of this place, tima!
[08:48] ---
Um, don't you normally get sent back
to the title screen or something?
[08:52] ---
All right! Now that's decided,
I better start by capturing the hero, tima!
[08:55] ---
Not that she's listening...
[08:57] ---
Push.
SIGN Ultimate Super Awesome Demon King Guillotine Scythe
[09:15] ---
Th-That should do it!
[09:17] ---
Um, Mr. Hero, please fall
for the trap! Tima!
[09:24] ---
M-Maria, what do you think of this?!
[09:26] ---
Oh, my, it's fantastic!
[09:27] ---
Tima!
[09:29] ---
Where are you going?
[09:31] ---
You can't walk around the residence
dressed in a sailor uniform.
[09:35] ---
Tima-ma!
[09:38] ---
Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
[09:41] ---
Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
[09:43] ---
Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
[09:46] ---
Demon King the Great Stygian of Abe (temp)
[09:50] ---
gave herself over to lonely tears.
[09:52] ---
They're awful. No one will notice me, tima.
[09:56] ---
You will be punished!
[09:59] ---
Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
[10:04] ---
Huh? Has someone come, tima?
[10:07] ---
No answer.
[10:08] ---
What? After we came all this way
to see Nagi's new butler?
[10:13] ---
It can't be helped.
As much as it breaks my heart,
[10:17] ---
I guess we'll have to head out
to Ekoda or something.
[10:19] ---
Yes. And skip classes, of course.
SIGN Sanzenin
[10:28] ---
What is this?
[10:31] ---
What? Wait!
[10:32] ---
Miki?!
[10:39] ---
Miki, your panties are grownup.
[10:41] ---
They are new.
[10:42] ---
Let me see.
SIGN Can't show you!
[10:54] ---
Owowow...
[10:56] ---
Wh-What in the world?!
[10:57] ---
Heavy...
[10:58] ---
Th-Thank you for noticing me!
[11:02] ---
Uh... Ahem.
[11:03] ---
Now, heroes, hurry up and
overcome the trials and tribulations,
[11:05] ---
I hear a boinging sound.
[11:06] ---
and get to the castle, where I,
Demon King Abe, am waiting for you, tima!
[11:07] ---
What's that?
SIGN A slime has appeared!!
[11:15] ---
This is fail.
[11:16] ---
Wow! It's a moving doodle!
[11:19] ---
No, the way I see it, a crappy game
that was downtrodden for many years...
[11:23] ---
Omitting the rest of the explanation.
[11:24] ---
What?! Then we're inside
the world of a game?!
[11:28] ---
Come, heroes! After him!
After the eager monster!
[11:32] ---
Hm, it cannot be helped.
[11:33] ---
When you get down to it, it is my fault
for picking up that controller.
[11:37] ---
Since it has come to this...
[11:39] ---
Y-You can't, Miki! You can't fight it alone!
SIGN Right? Right?
SIGN Is that your final answer?
[11:43] ---
Great Demon King, she is the hero!
SIGN The slime attacks!!
SIGN The slime attacks Risa!!
SIGN Risa is hit for 42837 points!!
[11:48] ---
Oh, no!
SIGN Damnd
SIGN Sodom
[11:53] ---
Risa is dead.
SIGN Risa is dead!!
[11:55] ---
What?
[11:57] ---
I'll leave the rest to you.
[11:59] ---
N-No way!
SIGN The slime attacks!!
SIGN The slime attacks Miki!! The slime attacks Izumi!!
[12:07] ---
N-Not good! At this rate, the heroes
I finally got will end up dead, tima!
[12:11] ---
You will be punished!
[12:12] ---
No!
[12:13] ---
Push.
SIGN Bro
SIGN Congrats to
King-Show comeback
SIGN World
Conquest
SIGN Gorangai
SIGN World
Conquest
SIGN Gorangai
SIGN Activate
[12:22] ---
Hey, are you okay?
[12:25] ---
Just barely...
SIGN Izumi Segawa
[12:27] ---
Yes! Saved by the skin of her teeth, tima!
[12:29] ---
You will be punished!
[12:35] ---
Calling me from somewhere
[12:35] ---
Somehow, I feel like on of us has it easy...
[12:37] ---
Rissy, no fair!
[12:39] ---
What?! It may not look it, but it's
cramped in here and tough for me, too!
[12:40] ---
An echoing cry on the verge of tears
[12:42] ---
Oh, I can't wait to be revived,
so I can fight with you!
[12:45] ---
I'll be right there!
[12:46] ---
Y-You do?
[12:48] ---
Because I belong to you now
[12:48] ---
Then, I'm sure it'll be rough,
[12:49] ---
but we'll revive you for sure
when we find a village or something.
[12:52] ---
I appreciate that.
[12:53] ---
By the way, could I ask you
for one more favor?
[12:55] ---
Hm? What is it?
[12:56] ---
I'm thirsty, so go buy me a Pocari.
[12:57] ---
Pushed around by the terribly selfish crowd
[13:03] ---
If you're about to fall
on to the hard asphalt
[13:04] ---
You're awful, Rissy!
[13:05] ---
Quit playing a game within a game!
[13:07] ---
Y-You're wrong! Th-This is, you know!
[13:08] ---
Here, it's okay, I'll draw you into my arms
[13:09] ---
I'm checking to see if we can make
contact with the outside world!
[13:12] ---
Lies!
[13:13] ---
While the three girls
were bickering in the game world,
[13:16] ---
there was just one person
at the residence back in the real world,
[13:19] ---
who had noticed the strange occurrence.
[13:21] ---
What shall I do?
[13:23] ---
I become lost yet again
when I woke up this morning.
[13:27] ---
Incidentally, this ghostly air...
It is likely some sort of monster.
SIGN Fruition of Love
[13:33] ---
And the monster is most likely...!
SIGN Dating Site
[13:41] ---
Not in here...
[13:47] ---
The top 3 will finally be
announced in the second half!
[13:52] ---
Sushi rice beam! (Sumeshi biimu)
[13:57] ---
Monsieur in the mood. (Musshu muramura)
SIGN Presented by Nagi Sanzenin
SIGN Today's Fortunes Countdown
[13:59] ---
Today's fortunes countdown!
SIGN Aries 4th
Sagittarius 5th
Virgo 6th
Aquarius 7th
Pisces 8th
Cancer 9th
Capricorn 10th
Leo 11th
Libra 12th
SIGN Today's 3rd Place
[14:09] ---
Coming in 3rd is Cancer.
Lucky spot is oil fields.
[14:12] ---
There may be a wonderful
encounter waiting for you.
SIGN The Much-Anticipated 2nd Place
[14:16] ---
Coming in 2nd is Taurus.
A happy day, where everything will go well.
[14:19] ---
Might be your one chance to quit being
an unproductive member of society.
[14:20] ---
1st Place
[14:21] ---
Come, let's work up that courage!
[14:25] ---
I-In first place is...!
[14:28] ---
Bright smiles! A great selection!
[14:31] ---
We, at the Rental Video
Tachibana Shinjuku Flagship store,
[14:33] ---
shall be awaiting you,
the discerning customer.
[14:37] ---
And now, please continue to enjoy
Episode 10 of Hayate the Combat Butler,
SIGN Showing Now Hayate the Combat Butler!
SIGN Episode 10. Please enjoy.
[14:40] ---
"I Saw the Tears of Snakewoman
in the Fires of Hell".
[14:44] ---
The three student council girls
trapped in the cursed game world...
[14:48] ---
...after much pain and effort,
[14:49] ---
finally arrived in
an otherworldly kind of village.
[14:55] ---
Where's the church?! We want to
revive our friend from the coffin!
SIGN Captain Cam
[15:00] ---
Nuu, nuu!
[15:01] ---
Nuu, nu-nu, nuu!
[15:02] ---
Nu-nu, nuu, nuu, nuu!
[15:04] ---
Wah! No matter who I talk to,
all they say is "nuu, nuu"!
[15:08] ---
It appears this game is too much for us.
[15:11] ---
It cannot be helped.
Since it has come to this...
[15:15] ---
I'm insanely fired up right now!
[15:20] ---
King Scascher!
[15:44] ---
Hello?
[15:45] ---
Yes, it is me. Miki.
[15:47] ---
I feel bad, but please come right away.
[15:50] ---
I'm here.
[15:51] ---
So?
[15:52] ---
That was fast!
[15:53] ---
Um, Hina, you didn't get attacked
by anything weird on your way here?
[15:57] ---
Huh? Oh, all kinds of things showed up,
[16:00] ---
but just I drove them away with this.
[16:02] ---
Oooh!
[16:03] ---
So what in the world is going on?
[16:05] ---
Would you explain it
to me so I can understand?
[16:07] ---
Do not let this shock you now.
[16:09] ---
We are actually inside a cursed game
[16:11] ---
and mumble, mumble, omitting the rest!
[16:15] ---
What are you saying?
[16:16] ---
There's no way such
an unscientific thing would happen.
[16:18] ---
What? Uh, but...
[16:20] ---
This is one of those things.
Which is to say...
[16:22] ---
Hardcore gamer Nagi must be throwing
a large surprise event for us.
[16:28] ---
Yup!
[16:31] ---
But those monsters
and things sure were well-made.
[16:32] ---
That's our student
council president for you.
[16:34] ---
A super pragmatist.
[16:34] ---
I wonder what kind of mechanism
they have that makes them move.
[16:35] ---
In a way, it's an incredible
talent that she's got.
[16:37] ---
So, you three, don't tell me you plan
to skip our afternoon classes.
[16:40] ---
N-No.
[16:41] ---
Then let's finish up here
[16:43] ---
and get back to school
before the end of lunch break.
[16:45] ---
Oh, but I wonder where the goal is.
[16:50] ---
H-How promising!
[16:52] ---
Yes! That lady is truly worthy
of being called a hero, tima!
[16:55] ---
You will be punished! You will be
punished! You will be punished!
[17:02] ---
If that lady can make it here,
[17:04] ---
maybe I can finally be
free of this annoying skull
[17:05] ---
and this meaningless "tima"
sentence ending, tima!
[17:10] ---
Push.
SIGN Over here, tima!
[17:19] ---
A full set of equipment suddenly
came falling out of the sky...
SIGN Over here, tima!
[17:26] ---
I see, so we're expected to use these
to get over to that tower.
[17:30] ---
What?
[17:31] ---
I-Is that what it means?
[17:32] ---
All right! Then let's all
go defeat the Demon King!
[17:35] ---
Hakuou, fight!
[17:38] ---
F-Fight!
[17:39] ---
Fight!
[17:40] ---
Hinagiku sure is serious.
[17:41] ---
Fight!
[17:42] ---
It seems we can leave the rest
of the episode to Miss Katsura.
[17:45] ---
Yes.
[17:46] ---
Then, since this is the perfect opportunity,
[17:48] ---
I think I'll read some mail
cheering us on for once.
[17:51] ---
A postcard from penname Tama
Fangirl of N Ward, Tokyo.
[17:54] ---
"Hello to Hayate, Nagi, and Maria."
[17:58] ---
Hello!
[17:59] ---
Hello.
SIGN Hello.
[18:02] ---
"I always look forward to
watching Hayate the Combat Butler."
[18:05] ---
Good. Thank you!
[18:07] ---
"By the way, I was surprised when
I saw the profiles on the official homepage.
[18:10] ---
"I had no idea that you were
just 17 years old, Maria."
[18:14] ---
Y-Yes, I'm 17 years old. What of it?
[18:17] ---
"Y-You seem rather composed
and I totally thought you were over 20.
[18:22] ---
"Wh-Why don't you try acting
more like a g-girl of 17 for once
[18:25] ---
"and say things like 'uber bad'?"
[18:28] ---
Hey, T-Tama Fangirl,
Maria is young! She's young!
[18:31] ---
After all...
[18:32] ---
I see.
[18:35] ---
So I look that old...
[18:38] ---
I don't mean to repeat myself,
but I am 17 years old.
[18:40] ---
I'm bursting with freshness!
[18:41] ---
It's not that I've aged before my time,
[18:42] ---
it's just that I face endless
hardship every day,
[18:44] ---
thanks to some people.
[18:46] ---
S-Sorry about that! We're
always grateful that we have you!
[18:49] ---
Right, Hayate?!
[18:51] ---
Hey, why haven't you said anything?!
[18:54] ---
Since the majority of the cast
is comprised of stooge characters,
[18:56] ---
I handle the straight man role
to make things interesting.
[18:59] ---
It's only natural, since I'm the one
with the most common sense here.
[19:01] ---
B-But then, a little girl sent
in this postcard to the show. Scary.
SIGN Maria seems kind of mean
[19:13] ---
It's fine. It's fine. I'm just...
[19:18] ---
Bright smiles! A great selection!
[19:19] ---
Wait! Wha?! Hayate!
[19:21] ---
Why aren't you saying?!
[19:21] ---
We, at the Rental Video
Tachibana Shinkuju Flagship store,
[19:22] ---
Um, on to the next postcard!
[19:24] ---
shall be awaiting you,
the discerning customer.
[19:24] ---
A postcard from Sergeant Naohikov
Furuitch of K Ward, Tokyo.
[19:27] ---
And now, please continue to enjoy
Episode 10 of Hayate the Combat Butler...
[19:28] ---
"I love Maria!"
[19:32] ---
Last battle!
SIGN Can't show you
SIGN Can't show
[19:37] ---
Having crossed oceans
and beat all kinds of dungeons,
[19:41] ---
with almost 100 hours
of play time behind them,
[19:43] ---
the student council party
finally made it to the Demon King!
[19:50] ---
Finally, the time has come
for the last battle
[19:53] ---
to determine the fate of this universe.
[19:55] ---
O Demon King the Great
Stygian of Abe (temp),
[19:58] ---
come fight us fair and square!
SIGN Welcome Heroes Party
SIGN Reserved
[20:04] ---
I could not have asked for more, tima.
[20:06] ---
Now, face my ultimate
super lethal technique!
[20:09] ---
Push.
[20:19] ---
The Demon King has been defeated.
SIGN The Demon King has been defeated.
[20:21] ---
What?!
[20:22] ---
Weak! The Demon King's weak!
[20:26] ---
Truly a hero. Your swordsmanship
was brilliant, tima.
[20:29] ---
Huh? But I haven't done anything yet.
[20:32] ---
I can resign myself to my fate now.
[20:34] ---
I can feel at peace crossing over
into the other world, tima.
[20:38] ---
Or so I thought, but I don't
want to go, after all, tima.
[20:40] ---
Though, I feel like it
wouldn't be so bad to go, tima.
[20:43] ---
Hmm... But then again...
[20:44] ---
Which is it?!
[20:45] ---
She is being damned indecisive.
[20:46] ---
You will be punished
for not making up your mind!
SIGN Ending 4 "Beyond Oblivion"
[20:57] ---
Hinagiku Katsura and
the three student council girls
SIGN Hinagiku Katsura
SIGN and the three student council girls
[21:01] ---
defeated the Demon King in this way
SIGN defeated the Demon King in this way
[21:02] ---
and traversed space-time,
returning safely to the real world.
SIGN and traversed space-time, returning safely to the real world.
[21:06] ---
With their memories of their adventures
in the game world completely lost to them...
SIGN With their memories of their adventures in the game world
SIGN completely lost to them...
[21:09] ---
Thank you, hero. Thank you,
Hakuou Academy student council.
[21:13] ---
Kind of grateful. Kind of a happy ending.
[21:15] ---
However, your battle has only just begun.
[21:19] ---
I will fight again next time
to win the role of protagonist!
SIGN Izumi Segawa
Class: Normal
Person
SIGN Specialty:
Nothing Notable
[21:23] ---
That was kind of fun, wasn't it?
SIGN Miki Hanabishi
Class: Fox Hound
SIGN Specialty:
Intel Gathering
[21:25] ---
I suppose that's
a happily-ever-after for now.
SIGN Risa Asakaze
Class: Aspiring
Good-for-Nothing
SIGN Specialty: H°rricane M°xer
SIGN Hinagiku Katsura
Class: Student Council President
[21:28] ---
Yes.
[21:31] ---
Hey, wait! Aren't ya forgettin' somethin'?!
[21:35] ---
Pardon me. I opened the door normally.
[21:39] ---
What's up with this old
Showa-era punch line?!
[21:42] ---
Is it me or are we gettin'
shoddy treatment lately?!
[21:44] ---
It's always been like that.
[21:46] ---
Uh, next time, we will return
to our normal format
[21:48] ---
and bring you a butler episode
that will thrill you!
[21:52] ---
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
[21:52] ---
If my dreams have taken your heart
[21:58] ---
Kizutsuke-tetara
[21:58] ---
And brought it pain
[22:03] ---
Sono omoi wa itsuka
[22:03] ---
Someday, that anguish
[22:08] ---
Boku ga morau yo
[22:08] ---
I will take from you
[22:13] ---
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
[22:13] ---
While trembling over something precious
[22:19] ---
Kakezuri-mawatte
[22:19] ---
And madly dashing about
[22:23] ---
Seou itami ni hibi wa
[22:23] ---
The hurt I bore made the days
[22:29] ---
Muimi ni sugita
[22:29] ---
Go by emptily
[22:34] ---
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
[22:34] ---
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
[22:40] ---
Tohou ni kureru kaze
[22:40] ---
A wind who's lost its bearing
[22:45] ---
Kimi no doko ni furetara
[22:45] ---
What part of you should I touch
[22:50] ---
Ii ka o sagashita
[22:50] ---
I sought it out
[22:55] ---
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
[22:55] ---
You alone, I want to protect so much
[23:00] ---
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
[23:00] ---
Getting away from the rut of desire
[23:06] ---
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
[23:06] ---
Someday, it will all be ours and that
[23:10] ---
Kimi to boku no Proof
[23:10] ---
Is our proof, yours and mine
[23:15] ---
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
[23:15] ---
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
[23:26] ---
Nagi's...
SIGN Sign: Butler Report
[23:27] ---
...Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
Since Hayate is out this time I will be
doing as I please with this segment!
[23:33] ---
Oh, my, this could mean trouble.
[23:34] ---
Now's your only chance
to sit back and relax, Maria.
[23:37] ---
What?
[23:37] ---
The fact that I am in charge of this segment
[23:39] ---
means that I am free to do whatever I wish!
[23:41] ---
In response to requests from Maria fans,
I could insert a fan service shot of Maria!
[23:44] ---
Nooo!
[23:45] ---
Nobody may want it, but I could
also insert a shot of Klaus bathing!
[23:48] ---
Nooo!
[23:49] ---
Keep doing this and production
will never catch up to the schedule!
[23:52] ---
Oh, that would be bad.
We won't do any more Klaus after this!
[23:54] ---
Bye-bye!
[23:56] ---
Preview
[23:56] ---
Nagi, why don't we go
to the primary family residence for once,
[23:59] ---
where your grandfather resides?
SIGN The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
I would like to introduce Hayate as well.
[24:02] ---
I don't want to. Besides,
I don't think there's any need
[24:04] ---
to pay our respects
to that old geezer at this point.
[24:06] ---
Man, it's been a long time
since I've seen Grandpa Mikado.
[24:09] ---
I'm gonna pester him for some pocket change.
[24:10] ---
What's this, Saku? You're going, too?
[24:13] ---
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:14] ---
"The Value of My Life: Priceless".
[24:17] ---
In other words, your life
is utterly meaningless.
[24:19] ---
The Value of My Life: Priceless
[24:20] ---
An armor runs within your heart!
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