# 10 - The Strangest High-Deflation Ever. Play Your Games and Don't Build Up a Backlog
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
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That's right.
**[00:16] ---**
*Let us stop the chitchat now*
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*Come, let us quietly see this through*
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*If it's romance, look, it's already begun*
***SIGN*** Maria All the Way
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*A butler is one who serves.*
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*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
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*A butler is a formal guardian,*
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* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
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*Yes!*
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* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
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*A super combat battle story!*
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Today, we have an original
episode drafted by Mr. Hata.
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Isn't that right?
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That's what I hear.
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Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
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Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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Unmei ni makete
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Giving in to fate
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Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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And hunkering down is no fun
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Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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That's just not cool!
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Uso kara deta makoto
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Many a true word is spoken in jest
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Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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Zettai, nase ba naru!
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Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
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Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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Karada nami ni makasereba
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Just let it take you
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Kanchigai no yume
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Dreams that are misguided
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Mato-hazure no kitai
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Hopes that are way off base
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Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
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Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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Let's kick up the earth and start running
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Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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The Strangest High-Deflation Ever.
Play Your Games and Don't Build Up a Backlog
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Damn it! Damn it!
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What is this game?!
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This game's got awfully crappy graphics.
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This is a PS3 game?
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No.
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But I'm tired of high-deflation games,
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so I felt like giving an older game a try.
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Huh. So you're sayin'
modern games're lukewarm?
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Then wouldn't it be better
to play outside or somethin'?
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That would be tiring.
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Well, yeah, but...
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Rather than do something so tiring,
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I want to play games from the good old days
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and get a renewed perspective
on our current era of high-deflation.
***SIGN*** New Heroic Dragon Tale
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I obtained an old, rare game in
an attempt to cleanse my tainted soul
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with the purity of
something old school, but...
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It's more you-know-what than rare, though.
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Well, to put it simply,
that's what it comes down to.
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I mean, I'd heard that it was you-know-what,
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but this game is even worse
than I'd been led to expect.
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But isn't that the appeal of retro games?
***SIGN*** A Black-Hearted Santa
has appeared!
***SIGN*** Hayate LV Small Fry
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Command
Run
Tools
Attack
Defend
Kowtow
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I mean, yeah, the audio's fair at best,
the movement's choppy,
***SIGN*** Hayate throws a punch!
***SIGN*** The Black-Hearted
Santa swiftly dodges!
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and the screen's so cluttered,
you can barely tell where you're at...
***SIGN*** The Black-Hearted
Santa
attacks!
***SIGN*** He delivers
a marvelous blow!
Hayate takes
69372 damage!
***SIGN*** Hayate has died.
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Shuddup, you Kansai person.
***SIGN*** Shuddup,
you Kansai person.
***SIGN*** Go have some
octopus balls
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Go have some octopus balls
as your side dish with white rice.
***SIGN*** as your side dish
with white rice.
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The hell was that?!
You makin' fun of Kansai people?!
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H-Hey, Sakuya, you don't have to
get so pissed at a silly game.
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And you, your game play sucks,
so don't blame it on the game
***SIGN*** And you,
your game play sucks,
***SIGN*** so don't blame it
on the game,
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you little squirt!
***SIGN*** YOU LITTLE SQUIRT!
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What did you say?!
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Why you! You're nothing but a crappy game!
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I'm never enterin' more than
"AAAA" for a character name!
***SIGN*** Grab a hold of freedom
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Um, dinner is ready.
What are you two both doing?
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Nothing! We were just consigning
a societal evil to oblivion!
***SIGN*** Melf me all da way
***SIGN*** One hour of
gaming a day
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Pardon?
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Never mind that. What's for dinner?
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Green peppers stuffed with meat,
among other things.
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What? But I hate green peppers.
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It's 'cause yer so picky
that you're not growin' any taller.
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Nah, it's not just yer height...
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Wh-What are you trying
to get at?! Don't stare at me!
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I didn't say anythin' yet.
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What d'you think I was referrin' to?
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The next morning!
***SIGN*** Butlers must be manly!!
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Why does the sun...
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...rise every morning?
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What are you doing griping about
nature in your first waking moment?
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The sun just doesn't get it!
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It's only when you miss deadlines
and take breaks once in while
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that people will appreciate it
when you actually have a chapter in print.
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A-Airing such an appalling statement
on TV is a bit questionable...
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Anyway, please change quickly
and prepare for school.
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Sakuya and the others
are waiting, after all.
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Makita! Kunieda!
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All righty, I'm off to school!
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Hmph! School, school! What an annoying girl!
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*Hmph! School, school! What an annoying...*
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Tell me, Maria, is this déjà vu?
***SIGN*** When watching Hayate the Combat Butler,
please keep the room bright
and sit away from the TV
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I feel like I've seen this scene before.
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The thing is, it seems
this episode takes place
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during the same time
period as two episodes back.
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Hmm, zapping, huh?
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Anime sure has become
a lot more complicated.
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After all, this is the era of DTT,
EPG recording, digital coloring,
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outsourcing whole episodes overseas,
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the leaking of storyboards
to online auctions, and manga ministers...
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Yes, it can't be helped.
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I don't like it, but I'll go along
with that course of action.
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Especially since it's looking like
I might not have to go to school.
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Oh, dear, so that's
the tack you're taking this time.
***SIGN*** Oh dear
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"'All righty, I'm off to school!'
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"Sakuya left the room in high spirits,
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"but she suddenly got the urge
to watch M-1 DVDs
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"and she u-turned back
to second floor of the residence.
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"And click. When she opened the door
to the gaming room, there she found..."
***SIGN*** Heh heh heh heh....
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You saw me. Bastard,
you're not getting out of here alive.
***SIGN*** You~~~ saw~~~
me~~~ Bastard...
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Makita. Kunieda.
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Yes, Miss!
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Nooo! Wait! Oh, you're going to break me!
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Eh? It's not a small fire?
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Wait! What's a game console doin',
talkin' like it's totally normal?!
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This is horrible... I'm all sticky, tima.
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"Tima"? What's with that
artificial-soundin' sentence endin'?
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Was that the cuttin' edge for yer time?
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Ah-ha, I bet you're the demon king
inside that game or somethin'.
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*What superhuman deductive powers!*
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Tima! How did you know?!
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*It seems she was really right.*
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Ah, I knew it!
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Yeah, lemme guess.
'Cause you're a crappy game,
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you've gotten shoddy
treatment over the years
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and the resentment's been
gradually buildin' up,
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and with yer rage over
what happened last night,
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ya finally became aware as a monster.
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Yeah, that's 'bout what happened, right?
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Wh-What superhuman deductive powers, tima!
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*I already said that.*
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Besides, I may not look it,
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but I'm a Kansai person, who's so
capable I even turned down Hakuou.
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And we don't got enough time.
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Makita! Kunieda! Shut that thing down
before it gets up to no good!
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Go after its reset button or the power cord!
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Yes, Miss!
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N-Nooo! Don't come near me, tima!
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* But that "tima" sentence*
* endin' sure gets on my nerves.*
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Wait... Huh?
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Tima!
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You will be punished!
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The Demon King's castle!
***SIGN*** On Sale
***SIGN*** Demon King the Great Slygian of Abe (temp)
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I can't move! I'm unable to escape, tima!
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You will be punished! You will be
punished! You will be punished!
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Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
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And after I finally got out
into the real world, too...
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Th-The hero will come
at the end of the world...
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That's right, tima! I'm the final boss.
***SIGN*** House For Sale
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And this castle is the stage
for the final battle.
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If I can turn the tables on the hero here...
***SIGN*** That will be the end of dreams...
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Tima!
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This time, I just might
get out of this place, tima!
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* Um, don't you normally get sent back*
* to the title screen or something?*
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All right! Now that's decided,
I better start by capturing the hero, tima!
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*Not that she's listening...*
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Push.
***SIGN*** Ultimate Super Awesome Demon King Guillotine Scythe
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Th-That should do it!
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Um, Mr. Hero, please fall
for the trap! Tima!
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M-Maria, what do you think of this?!
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Oh, my, it's fantastic!
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Tima!
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Where are you going?
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You can't walk around the residence
dressed in a sailor uniform.
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Tima-ma!
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Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
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Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
**[09:43] ---**
Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
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*Demon King the Great Stygian of Abe (temp)*
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*gave herself over to lonely tears.*
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They're awful. No one will notice me, tima.
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You will be punished!
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Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
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Huh? Has someone come, tima?
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No answer.
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What? After we came all this way
to see Nagi's new butler?
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It can't be helped.
As much as it breaks my heart,
**[10:17] ---**
I guess we'll have to head out
to Ekoda or something.
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Yes. And skip classes, of course.
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
**[10:28] ---**
What is this?
**[10:31] ---**
What? Wait!
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Miki?!
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Miki, your panties are grownup.
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They are new.
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Let me see.
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
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Owowow...
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Wh-What in the world?!
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Heavy...
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*Th-Thank you for noticing me!*
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*Uh... Ahem.*
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* Now, heroes, hurry up and*
* overcome the trials and tribulations,*
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I hear a boinging sound.
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* and get to the castle, where I,*
* Demon King Abe, am waiting for you, tima!*
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What's that?
***SIGN*** A slime has appeared!!
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This is fail.
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Wow! It's a moving doodle!
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No, the way I see it, a crappy game
that was downtrodden for many years...
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Omitting the rest of the explanation.
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What?! Then we're inside
the world of a game?!
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Come, heroes! After him!
After the eager monster!
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Hm, it cannot be helped.
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When you get down to it, it is my fault
for picking up that controller.
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Since it has come to this...
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Y-You can't, Miki! You can't fight it alone!
***SIGN*** Right? Right?
***SIGN*** Is that your final answer?
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Great Demon King, she is the hero!
***SIGN*** The slime attacks!!
***SIGN*** The slime attacks Risa!!
***SIGN*** Risa is hit for 42837 points!!
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Oh, no!
***SIGN*** Damnd
***SIGN*** Sodom
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Risa is dead.
***SIGN*** Risa is dead!!
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What?
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I'll leave the rest to you.
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N-No way!
***SIGN*** The slime attacks!!
***SIGN*** The slime attacks Miki!! The slime attacks Izumi!!
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N-Not good! At this rate, the heroes
I finally got will end up dead, tima!
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You will be punished!
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No!
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Push.
***SIGN*** Bro
***SIGN*** Congrats to
King-Show comeback
***SIGN*** World
Conquest
***SIGN*** Gorangai
***SIGN*** World
Conquest
***SIGN*** Gorangai
***SIGN*** Activate
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Hey, are you okay?
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Just barely...
***SIGN*** Izumi Segawa
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Yes! Saved by the skin of her teeth, tima!
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You will be punished!
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*Calling me from somewhere*
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Somehow, I feel like on of us has it easy...
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Rissy, no fair!
**[12:39] ---**
What?! It may not look it, but it's
cramped in here and tough for me, too!
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*An echoing cry on the verge of tears*
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Oh, I can't wait to be revived,
so I can fight with you!
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*I'll be right there!*
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Y-You do?
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*Because I belong to you now*
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Then, I'm sure it'll be rough,
**[12:49] ---**
but we'll revive you for sure
when we find a village or something.
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I appreciate that.
**[12:53] ---**
By the way, could I ask you
for one more favor?
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Hm? What is it?
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I'm thirsty, so go buy me a Pocari.
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*Pushed around by the terribly selfish crowd*
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*If you're about to fall
on to the hard asphalt*
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You're awful, Rissy!
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Quit playing a game within a game!
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Y-You're wrong! Th-This is, you know!
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*Here, it's okay, I'll draw you into my arms*
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I'm checking to see if we can make
contact with the outside world!
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Lies!
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* While the three girls*
* were bickering in the game world,*
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* there was just one person*
* at the residence back in the real world,*
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*who had noticed the strange occurrence.*
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What shall I do?
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I become lost yet again
when I woke up this morning.
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* Incidentally, this ghostly air...*
* It is likely some sort of monster.*
***SIGN*** Fruition of Love
**[13:33] ---**
*And the monster is most likely...!*
***SIGN*** Dating Site
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Not in here...
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The top 3 will finally be
announced in the second half!
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Sushi rice beam! (Sumeshi biimu)
**[13:57] ---**
Monsieur in the mood. (Musshu muramura)
***SIGN*** Presented by Nagi Sanzenin
***SIGN*** Today's Fortunes Countdown
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Today's fortunes countdown!
***SIGN*** Aries 4th
Sagittarius 5th
Virgo 6th
Aquarius 7th
Pisces 8th
Cancer 9th
Capricorn 10th
Leo 11th
Libra 12th
***SIGN*** Today's 3rd Place
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Coming in 3rd is Cancer.
Lucky spot is oil fields.
**[14:12] ---**
There may be a wonderful
encounter waiting for you.
***SIGN*** The Much-Anticipated 2nd Place
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Coming in 2nd is Taurus.
A happy day, where everything will go well.
**[14:19] ---**
Might be your one chance to quit being
an unproductive member of society.
**[14:20] ---**
1st Place
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Come, let's work up that courage!
**[14:25] ---**
I-In first place is...!
**[14:28] ---**
*Bright smiles! A great selection!*
**[14:31] ---**
* We, at the Rental Video*
* Tachibana Shinjuku Flagship store,*
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* shall be awaiting you,*
* the discerning customer.*
**[14:37] ---**
And now, please continue to enjoy
Episode 10 of Hayate the Combat Butler,
***SIGN*** Showing Now Hayate the Combat Butler!
***SIGN*** Episode 10. Please enjoy.
**[14:40] ---**
"I Saw the Tears of Snakewoman
in the Fires of Hell".
**[14:44] ---**
* The three student council girls*
* trapped in the cursed game world...*
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*...after much pain and effort,*
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* finally arrived in*
* an otherworldly kind of village.*
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Where's the church?! We want to
revive our friend from the coffin!
***SIGN*** Captain Cam
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Nuu, nuu!
**[15:01] ---**
Nuu, nu-nu, nuu!
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Nu-nu, nuu, nuu, nuu!
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Wah! No matter who I talk to,
all they say is "nuu, nuu"!
**[15:08] ---**
It appears this game is too much for us.
**[15:11] ---**
It cannot be helped.
Since it has come to this...
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I'm insanely fired up right now!
**[15:20] ---**
King Scascher!
**[15:44] ---**
Hello?
**[15:45] ---**
Yes, it is me. Miki.
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I feel bad, but please come right away.
**[15:50] ---**
I'm here.
**[15:51] ---**
So?
**[15:52] ---**
That was fast!
**[15:53] ---**
Um, Hina, you didn't get attacked
by anything weird on your way here?
**[15:57] ---**
Huh? Oh, all kinds of things showed up,
**[16:00] ---**
but just I drove them away with this.
**[16:02] ---**
Oooh!
**[16:03] ---**
So what in the world is going on?
**[16:05] ---**
Would you explain it
to me so I can understand?
**[16:07] ---**
Do not let this shock you now.
**[16:09] ---**
We are actually inside a cursed game
**[16:11] ---**
and mumble, mumble, omitting the rest!
**[16:15] ---**
What are you saying?
**[16:16] ---**
There's no way such
an unscientific thing would happen.
**[16:18] ---**
What? Uh, but...
**[16:20] ---**
This is one of those things.
Which is to say...
**[16:22] ---**
Hardcore gamer Nagi must be throwing
a large surprise event for us.
**[16:28] ---**
Yup!
**[16:31] ---**
But those monsters
and things sure were well-made.
**[16:32] ---**
That's our student
council president for you.
**[16:34] ---**
A super pragmatist.
**[16:34] ---**
I wonder what kind of mechanism
they have that makes them move.
**[16:35] ---**
In a way, it's an incredible
talent that she's got.
**[16:37] ---**
So, you three, don't tell me you plan
to skip our afternoon classes.
**[16:40] ---**
N-No.
**[16:41] ---**
Then let's finish up here
**[16:43] ---**
and get back to school
before the end of lunch break.
**[16:45] ---**
Oh, but I wonder where the goal is.
**[16:50] ---**
H-How promising!
**[16:52] ---**
Yes! That lady is truly worthy
of being called a hero, tima!
**[16:55] ---**
You will be punished! You will be
punished! You will be punished!
**[17:02] ---**
If that lady can make it here,
**[17:04] ---**
maybe I can finally be
free of this annoying skull
**[17:05] ---**
and this meaningless "tima"
sentence ending, tima!
**[17:10] ---**
Push.
***SIGN*** Over here, tima!
**[17:19] ---**
A full set of equipment suddenly
came falling out of the sky...
***SIGN*** Over here, tima!
**[17:26] ---**
I see, so we're expected to use these
to get over to that tower.
**[17:30] ---**
What?
**[17:31] ---**
I-Is that what it means?
**[17:32] ---**
All right! Then let's all
go defeat the Demon King!
**[17:35] ---**
Hakuou, fight!
**[17:38] ---**
F-Fight!
**[17:39] ---**
Fight!
**[17:40] ---**
Hinagiku sure is serious.
**[17:41] ---**
Fight!
**[17:42] ---**
It seems we can leave the rest
of the episode to Miss Katsura.
**[17:45] ---**
Yes.
**[17:46] ---**
Then, since this is the perfect opportunity,
**[17:48] ---**
I think I'll read some mail
cheering us on for once.
**[17:51] ---**
A postcard from penname Tama
Fangirl of N Ward, Tokyo.
**[17:54] ---**
"Hello to Hayate, Nagi, and Maria."
**[17:58] ---**
Hello!
**[17:59] ---**
Hello.
***SIGN*** Hello.
**[18:02] ---**
"I always look forward to
watching Hayate the Combat Butler."
**[18:05] ---**
Good. Thank you!
**[18:07] ---**
"By the way, I was surprised when
I saw the profiles on the official homepage.
**[18:10] ---**
"I had no idea that you were
just 17 years old, Maria."
**[18:14] ---**
Y-Yes, I'm 17 years old. What of it?
**[18:17] ---**
"Y-You seem rather composed
and I totally thought you were over 20.
**[18:22] ---**
"Wh-Why don't you try acting
more like a g-girl of 17 for once
**[18:25] ---**
"and say things like 'uber bad'?"
**[18:28] ---**
Hey, T-Tama Fangirl,
Maria is young! She's young!
**[18:31] ---**
After all...
**[18:32] ---**
I see.
**[18:35] ---**
So I look that old...
**[18:38] ---**
I don't mean to repeat myself,
but I am 17 years old.
**[18:40] ---**
I'm bursting with freshness!
**[18:41] ---**
It's not that I've aged before my time,
**[18:42] ---**
it's just that I face endless
hardship every day,
**[18:44] ---**
thanks to some people.
**[18:46] ---**
S-Sorry about that! We're
always grateful that we have you!
**[18:49] ---**
Right, Hayate?!
**[18:51] ---**
Hey, why haven't you said anything?!
**[18:54] ---**
Since the majority of the cast
is comprised of stooge characters,
**[18:56] ---**
I handle the straight man role
to make things interesting.
**[18:59] ---**
It's only natural, since I'm the one
with the most common sense here.
**[19:01] ---**
B-But then, a little girl sent
in this postcard to the show. Scary.
***SIGN*** Maria seems kind of mean
**[19:13] ---**
It's fine. It's fine. I'm just...
**[19:18] ---**
Bright smiles! A great selection!
**[19:19] ---**
Wait! Wha?! Hayate!
**[19:21] ---**
Why aren't you saying?!
**[19:21] ---**
We, at the Rental Video
Tachibana Shinkuju Flagship store,
**[19:22] ---**
Um, on to the next postcard!
**[19:24] ---**
shall be awaiting you,
the discerning customer.
**[19:24] ---**
A postcard from Sergeant Naohikov
Furuitch of K Ward, Tokyo.
**[19:27] ---**
And now, please continue to enjoy
Episode 10 of Hayate the Combat Butler...
**[19:28] ---**
"I love Maria!"
**[19:32] ---**
Last battle!
***SIGN*** Can't show you
***SIGN*** Can't show
**[19:37] ---**
* Having crossed oceans*
* and beat all kinds of dungeons,*
**[19:41] ---**
* with almost 100 hours*
* of play time behind them,*
**[19:43] ---**
* the student council party*
* finally made it to the Demon King!*
**[19:50] ---**
Finally, the time has come
for the last battle
**[19:53] ---**
to determine the fate of this universe.
**[19:55] ---**
O Demon King the Great
Stygian of Abe (temp),
**[19:58] ---**
come fight us fair and square!
***SIGN*** Welcome Heroes Party
***SIGN*** Reserved
**[20:04] ---**
I could not have asked for more, tima.
**[20:06] ---**
Now, face my ultimate
super lethal technique!
**[20:09] ---**
Push.
**[20:19] ---**
The Demon King has been defeated.
***SIGN*** The Demon King has been defeated.
**[20:21] ---**
What?!
**[20:22] ---**
Weak! The Demon King's weak!
**[20:26] ---**
Truly a hero. Your swordsmanship
was brilliant, tima.
**[20:29] ---**
Huh? But I haven't done anything yet.
**[20:32] ---**
I can resign myself to my fate now.
**[20:34] ---**
I can feel at peace crossing over
into the other world, tima.
**[20:38] ---**
Or so I thought, but I don't
want to go, after all, tima.
**[20:40] ---**
Though, I feel like it
wouldn't be so bad to go, tima.
**[20:43] ---**
Hmm... But then again...
**[20:44] ---**
Which is it?!
**[20:45] ---**
She is being damned indecisive.
**[20:46] ---**
You will be punished
for not making up your mind!
***SIGN*** Ending 4 "Beyond Oblivion"
**[20:57] ---**
Hinagiku Katsura and
the three student council girls
***SIGN*** Hinagiku Katsura
***SIGN*** and the three student council girls
**[21:01] ---**
defeated the Demon King in this way
***SIGN*** defeated the Demon King in this way
**[21:02] ---**
and traversed space-time,
returning safely to the real world.
***SIGN*** and traversed space-time, returning safely to the real world.
**[21:06] ---**
With their memories of their adventures
in the game world completely lost to them...
***SIGN*** With their memories of their adventures in the game world
***SIGN*** completely lost to them...
**[21:09] ---**
Thank you, hero. Thank you,
Hakuou Academy student council.
**[21:13] ---**
Kind of grateful. Kind of a happy ending.
**[21:15] ---**
However, your battle has only just begun.
**[21:19] ---**
I will fight again next time
to win the role of protagonist!
***SIGN*** Izumi Segawa
Class: Normal
Person
***SIGN*** Specialty:
Nothing Notable
**[21:23] ---**
That was kind of fun, wasn't it?
***SIGN*** Miki Hanabishi
Class: Fox Hound
***SIGN*** Specialty:
Intel Gathering
**[21:25] ---**
I suppose that's
a happily-ever-after for now.
***SIGN*** Risa Asakaze
Class: Aspiring
Good-for-Nothing
***SIGN*** Specialty: H°rricane M°xer
***SIGN*** Hinagiku Katsura
Class: Student Council President
**[21:28] ---**
Yes.
**[21:31] ---**
Hey, wait! Aren't ya forgettin' somethin'?!
**[21:35] ---**
Pardon me. I opened the door normally.
**[21:39] ---**
What's up with this old
Showa-era punch line?!
**[21:42] ---**
Is it me or are we gettin'
shoddy treatment lately?!
**[21:44] ---**
*It's always been like that.*
**[21:46] ---**
* Uh, next time, we will return*
* to our normal format*
**[21:48] ---**
* and bring you a butler episode*
* that will thrill you!*
**[21:52] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[21:52] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[21:58] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[21:58] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:03] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:03] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:08] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:08] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:13] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:13] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:19] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:19] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:23] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:23] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:29] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:29] ---**
Go by emptily
**[22:34] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[22:34] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[22:40] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[22:40] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[22:45] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[22:45] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[22:50] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[22:50] ---**
I sought it out
**[22:55] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[22:55] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:00] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:00] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:06] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:06] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:10] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:10] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:15] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:15] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:26] ---**
Nagi's...
***SIGN*** Sign: Butler Report
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Since Hayate is out this time I will be
doing as I please with this segment!
**[23:33] ---**
Oh, my, this could mean trouble.
**[23:34] ---**
Now's your only chance
to sit back and relax, Maria.
**[23:37] ---**
What?
**[23:37] ---**
The fact that I am in charge of this segment
**[23:39] ---**
means that I am free to do whatever I wish!
**[23:41] ---**
In response to requests from Maria fans,
I could insert a fan service shot of Maria!
**[23:44] ---**
Nooo!
**[23:45] ---**
Nobody may want it, but I could
also insert a shot of Klaus bathing!
**[23:48] ---**
Nooo!
**[23:49] ---**
Keep doing this and production
will never catch up to the schedule!
**[23:52] ---**
Oh, that would be bad.
We won't do any more Klaus after this!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:56] ---**
Nagi, why don't we go
to the primary family residence for once,
**[23:59] ---**
where your grandfather resides?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
I would like to introduce Hayate as well.
**[24:02] ---**
I don't want to. Besides,
I don't think there's any need
**[24:04] ---**
to pay our respects
to that old geezer at this point.
**[24:06] ---**
Man, it's been a long time
since I've seen Grandpa Mikado.
**[24:09] ---**
I'm gonna pester him for some pocket change.
**[24:10] ---**
What's this, Saku? You're going, too?
**[24:13] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:14] ---**
"The Value of My Life: Priceless".
**[24:17] ---**
In other words, your life
is utterly meaningless.
**[24:19] ---**
The Value of My Life: Priceless
**[24:20] ---**
An armor runs within your heart!