23 - A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    It goes so fast.
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    The new term starts today already.
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    I'd better work hard with a
    renewed sense of enthusiasm.
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    A commendable attitude, as always.
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    Oh, good morning, Maria.
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    I'll go wake the Miss.
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    Oh, there's no need for that.
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    I've decided to let her stay home today.
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    Oh, I see.
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    Wait, what?!
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    She seems to have caught a cold.
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    Hayate? Are you there, Hayate?
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    Y-Yes, Miss!
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    I am going to school.
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    You mustn't!
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    Playing hooky is for when
    you're healthy and well.
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    My pride as the queen of
    unproductive members of society
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    will not permit me to stay
    home over a fever like this!
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    There she goes spouting nonsense again.
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    What are you doing, Hayate?
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    Please just rest quietly.
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    I'll stay home as well
    and look after you today.
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    Hayate...
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    You cannot!
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    What?
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    If you miss school with me,
    it will affect your grades.
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    One day won't make that big a difference.
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    You're not a super genius like me!
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    The points you lose from
    missing just one day of school
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    will prove fatal for a transfer
    student like you at Hakuou!
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    Miss!
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    Do not mind me!
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    I...
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    I will be fine. I will
    not be done in so easily.
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    So leave this to me...
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    No, Miss!
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    Go, Hayate!
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    Miss!
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    What's up with this anime?
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress
    in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights and puts
    his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    Okay, we're going to start class!
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    Miss Makimura, I have a question.
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    Yes, what is it, Azumamiya?
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    The Chief's so cool as a teacher, too!
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears
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    I wonder if the Miss will be all right...
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    Morning.
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    Hinagiku!
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    Doesn't it feel like it's been forever?
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    Now that you mention it, it does.
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    So, were you able to master
    your lethal technique?
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    What?
[04:04] ---
    Oh, well, I made various
    efforts at it, but...
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    It's okay, there's no rush.
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    Thank you very much.
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    So? Is Nagi playing hooky as always?
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    No, that's not it.
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    She's already caught her first
    cold of the school term.
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    What? Oh, that's worrisome...
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    Yes.
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    Maybe I'll go visit her.
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    Oh, please do! I'm sure
    the Miss would like that.
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    Then I'll drop by for a bit after school...
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    Hinaemon! Help me, Hinaemon!
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    WHAM!!
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    Honestly! What a racket
    so early in the morning!
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    You're so mean, Hinaemon!
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    You want to borrow money again, don't you?
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    Do not! Big Sis has lots of
    problems other than money, too!
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    Don't be proud of it!
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    Um, what happened?
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    So good of you to ask, Ayasaki!
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    You see, there's a new teacher coming in,
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    so I got demoted from homeroom teacher
    to assistant homeroom teacher!
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    A new teacher?
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    Shiori Makimura
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    Nice to meet you!
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    I'm Makimura and I'll be in charge
    of this class starting today.
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    What?!
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    I look forward to teaching you!
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    Hmm, Miss Makimura, huh?
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    I just hope she's easier than Yukiji.
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    Well, I don't really care.
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    Why? What's the creator of the
    caregiver robot doing here?
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    I'll explain then.
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    Model 7, Model 8, Model 9,
    10, Model 11, and Model 12...
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    Every unit has gone berserk
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    or was seriously damaged
    and went up in flames.
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    I see...
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    Makimura, what are your thoughts on this?
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    Um... Um...
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    Not enough firepower?
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    What would be the point in
    causing more explosions?!
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    I-I'm sorry!
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    Do you know what's the most
    important thing to a scientist?
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    The most important thing?
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    That's right. The important thing
    as a person who makes things.
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    Naturally, that's...
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    Oh, I know! Cake! It's cake, isn't it?!
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    Sweet things are important for your brain.
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    Yup! Exactly! Because it
    stimulates the pleasure center
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    and releases endorphin
    into the brain! Wait...
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    WRONG!
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    It's heart!
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    As a person, the most important
    thing is to have heart
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    and you are definitely lacking in that area!
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    Makimura, in order to have you
    learn what heart is about,
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    I am going to have you teach at
    Hakuou Academy, your alma mater.
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    What?
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    Well? Do you understand the situation now?
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    Hayate and you, there, sitting
    in front of the television!
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    Yes, sort of.
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    But the way Miss Katsura
    is looking at Miss Makimura
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    seems tremendously scary to me...
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    Everyone, let's work hard again
    today with big smiles on our faces!
[06:42] ---
    Hah! What's with her?!
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    Now, I want to know what level you're at,
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    There's no way she can
    win them over so easily!
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    so I'd like to give you a pop test!
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    What? Is she serious?
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    This sucks!
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    Oh, dear. This is a bit of a pickle.
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    I've won!
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    The students won't go along with such
    hardcore methods right off the bat!
[07:05] ---
    Okay, time's up! Please
    collect them in order.
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    That was pretty hard, wasn't it?
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    Give us a break.
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    I think it's about time
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    for me to show off the popularity
    of the veteran teacher.
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    Man, good work, everyone!
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    It wasn't fair to spring a test
    on you right after summer break.
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    I totally understand how you all feel!
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    So, an average score of 82.3...
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    You're all so smart.
[07:32] ---
    Miss Segawa and Miss Hanabishi,
    you seem to miscalculate a lot.
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    Miss Asakaze, your weak
    point is story problems.
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    And Ayasaki, you've got
    the fundamentals down.
[07:41] ---
    Um, Miss Makimura, what
    are you talking about?
[07:44] ---
    What do you mean? I'm just
    announcing the test results...
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    Wait! Do I have to mark everything
    with a red pen when grading?!
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    Oh, no! What a pain!
[07:55] ---
    Oh, I know! Miss Katsura,
    could I ask you to do that?
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    I'll be counting on you.
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    Wait, why should I have to...?!
[08:03] ---
    Miss Makimura!
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    I have a question about Problem 2!
[08:06] ---
    Miss Makimura, please teach me how
    to get the solution to Problem 5!
[08:15] ---
    Um...
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    I see.
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    Her intelligence is on the
    order of a supercomputer.
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    It's no surprise that Katsy got demoted.
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    Farewell, Yukiji.
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    I wish you well, even after
    you've quit teaching.
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    Like hell I'm quitting!
[08:30] ---
    Goodbye, Miss Makimura!
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    Bye-bye!
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    This is bad...
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    At this rate, my position at Hakuou...
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    No, my position in this very
    anime is extremely precarious!
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    I have to do something about
    this as soon as possible.
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    But what?
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    It's finally over.
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    School seems so dull without the Miss around.
[08:53] ---
    Hayata!
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    Here, the printouts from today.
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    Make sure you give them to Little Nagi, okay?
[09:01] ---
    Oh, thank you very much!
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    You owe me one now.
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    But why are you doing this?
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    Why? But of course!
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    It's because Izumi is the committee
    chairman of this class!
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    Committee chairman?
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    Oh! You're the student council
    committee chairman, right?
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    Hayata, I am the leader of this class.
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    We can't have you forgetting that.
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    That's right. She's Red.
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    Miss Committee Chairman,
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    Red!
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    And I am Blue.
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    The vice chairman of this class, Blue!
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    Furthermore, who knows? Friend or foe?
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    Disciplinary committee member, Black!
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    Together, the three of us are...
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    Hakuou Sword
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    ...the student council officers!
[09:50] ---
    That's great. Sounds like fun.
[09:52] ---
    And now, Hayata, we'll specially present you
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    with the designation of Ocher,
    which is currently available.
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    No, thank you, I'll decline.
[10:00] ---
    But doesn't student council
    work keep you rather busy?
[10:04] ---
    Aw, not really.
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    Even if we do a so-so job,
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    our absolutely perfect student body
    president will handle it for us.
[10:11] ---
    That about sums it up.
[10:12] ---
    Bwahahaha
[10:13] ---
    Hinagiku really has it rough.
[10:15] ---
    But I guess being committee
    chairman can be a pain sometimes.
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    Report
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    For example, there's this Class Report.
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    It has to be submitted by the end of the day.
[10:22] ---
    Wow! There's so much to fill out!
[10:25] ---
    But it's no problemo!
[10:27] ---
    These are the times when the three of us,
    Red, Blue, and Black, join forces and...
[10:33] ---
    O-Ocher! L-Let the two
    of us join forces and...!
[10:38] ---
    I understand. I am not Ocher, but I'll help.
[10:42] ---
    Oh, there you are! Ayasaki, would
    you come with me for a sec?!
[10:47] ---
    Just hurry!
[10:51] ---
    What about the Report?!
[10:55] ---
    Hehehe, I love apples.
    (Ihihihi, ringo daisuki.)
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    Your villainy is known to us!
    (Kisama no akuji minuitari!)
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    Miss Katsura, what in the world?!
[11:06] ---
    Okay!
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    Listen to me, Ayasaki. Stand
    right there for a while.
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    What is this about, Miss Katsura?
[11:14] ---
    Would you like to know my
    thoroughly calculated strategy?
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    Strategy?
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    I'll make an exception and explain it to you.
[11:21] ---
    First, that woman will come
    out of the faculty office.
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    And I'll place this Gundam model there!
[11:25] ---
    Then...
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    Oh! My hand-made Nightingale that's
    more important than my own life!
[11:32] ---
    How dare you?!
[11:34] ---
    But in her path will be...
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    SIGN: Wet Rag
[11:37] ---
    And I'll follow up on that!
SIGN    Hayate
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    Makimura
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    If I spread photos like that,
    she's sure to be forced to quit!
[11:52] ---
    Do you understand this
    masterful plan of mine now?
[11:55] ---
    I understand that you're
    not right in the head.
[11:59] ---
    What did you say?!
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    Please excuse me.
[12:02] ---
    Wait!
[12:03] ---
    Students have to listen
    to what a teacher says!
[12:06] ---
    Please let go of me!
[12:08] ---
    I don't want to help with such a childish
    Kasukabe Defense Force-like plot!
[12:12] ---
    Just shut up and work with me!
[12:14] ---
    I don't want to!
[12:17] ---
    Um, is something the matter?
[12:22] ---
    I heard something about a plot...?
[12:25] ---
    N-No, um, so...
[12:28] ---
    I was teaching him that at the station,
    you wait behind the plot line.
[12:31] ---
    Wait, that's not "plot
    line"! That's "white line"!
[12:33] ---
    Oh, what fun! What fun!
[12:36] ---
    Come on! You say something
    smooth to back me up, too!
[12:39] ---
    Go on!
[12:48] ---
    Heaven is on my side!
[12:50] ---
    I never imagined I'd get
    such a photo by accident.
[12:54] ---
    I have to hurry and post this on
    all the school bulletin boards!
[12:56] ---
    Hey! What are you thinking?!
[13:01] ---
    I will become the god of the new world!
[13:05] ---
    N-No, there's no reason to panic!
[13:07] ---
    We just have to explain that
    it's a total misunderstanding!
[13:11] ---
    Isn't that right, Miss Makimura?
[13:13] ---
    After what was done to me...
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    I'm ruined for marriage now!
[13:17] ---
    No! Not like that!
[13:23] ---
    This will be embarrassing for the Miss...
[13:26] ---
    Did you know? Miss Sanzenin's butler was...
[13:29] ---
    No way! That's terrible!
[13:32] ---
    I must protect the Miss's
    honor, no matter what!
[13:36] ---
    Right around then, not knowing any
    of this at the Sanzenin residence...
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    I'm relieved to see you doing
    better than I expected.
[13:44] ---
    Yes, my fever is completely gone now, too.
[13:47] ---
    That reminds me, what did
    you do during summer break?
[13:50] ---
    What?
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    I enjoyed it pretty fully.
[13:54] ---
    First, I went to a fireworks
    festival with Hayate.
[13:56] ---
    Then, I went to the seaside camp with Hayate,
[13:59] ---
    I went to the amusement park with
    Hayate, and I went fishing with Hayate.
[14:02] ---
    Also, with Hayate...
[14:05] ---
    Is something the matter?
[14:07] ---
    Nothing, it's just that you
    sound so happy talking about it.
[14:10] ---
    What? I-It's not that big a deal...
[14:14] ---
    Come on, tell me more.
[14:16] ---
    Sure! And I also played
    lots of games with Hayate!
[14:20] ---
    Oh, that's right. I also watched
    "Soft Tank" with Hayate, too. And...
[14:21] ---
    A lively chat about summer memories.
[14:26] ---
    Miss Katsura, please wait!
[14:30] ---
    Like hell I gotta, panna cotta!
[14:36] ---
    Haha! Bye-bye!
[14:45] ---
    I'm going to take it from you,
    even if I have to do it by force!
[14:56] ---
    Aw, man, I never did get to see
    Hayate during summer break.
[15:06] ---
    Wh-Why?
[15:12] ---
    Why don't you think about giving up soon?
[15:15] ---
    You're awfully persistent yourself.
[15:25] ---
    Oh! I found you, Hayata! Gotcha!
[15:28] ---
    SIGN: Report
[15:28] ---
    You're awful! You said you'd
    help me write the Report!
[15:33] ---
    Miss Segawa! You've come at the perfect time!
[15:36] ---
    Please take out the memory
    card from that camera!
[15:40] ---
    What photos are on here?
[15:42] ---
    Photos of Ayasaki tied up with rope
    and looking like he's in ecstasy!
[15:46] ---
    Please don't make stuff up!
[15:48] ---
    I knew it. So you do have a
    taste for that sort of thing.
[15:51] ---
    What?
[15:52] ---
    You're kind of girly, so I thought
    you might like being punished.
[15:57] ---
    What?! Since when did my
    character get that reputation?
[15:59] ---
    Don't get so depressed, Hayata!
[16:03] ---
    You know, how do I say this?
    I like being punished, too.
[16:07] ---
    What?
[16:08] ---
    Oh, no! I didn't mean it like that!
[16:10] ---
    Sheesh! Now Hayata thinks I'm a
    weird girl because of you, Katsy!
[16:15] ---
    I cannot let you get away with this now!
[16:17] ---
    Oh-ho. Then what will you do?
[16:20] ---
    I am going to take this memory card.
[16:25] ---
    This is the end of the line for you.
[16:31] ---
    If you'll take my side,
[16:33] ---
    I'll help you with all of your
    homework for the next 3 months!
[16:39] ---
    There's no way you can
    win her over like that...
[16:42] ---
    Here you are.
[16:43] ---
    The deal is sealed!
[16:44] ---
    What?!
[16:46] ---
    Sorry about that, Hayata.
[16:50] ---
    And away I go!
[16:57] ---
    You're...!
[17:02] ---
    Uh...
[17:04] ---
    And who might you be?
[17:09] ---
    Are you the one who made my sweet honey cry?
[17:13] ---
    N-No, I'm not!
[17:16] ---
    I-It was him! Him!
[17:19] ---
    Eight!
[17:20] ---
    Eight!
[17:23] ---
    I'm so sorry, Eight.
[17:24] ---
    For acting in a way that
    betrayed you, my lover...
[17:27] ---
    Like I said, nothing happened!
[17:30] ---
    Actually, wait, when did you two get
    into that kind of relationship?!
[17:33] ---
    Unforgivable!
[17:43] ---
    Interesting!
[17:45] ---
    You've made me get serious!
[17:47] ---
    If you've got a fight for me, I'm
    buying, even if I have to go into debt!
[17:49] ---
    Why does it end up that way?
[17:56] ---
    And she's fighting him like an equal, too!
[17:59] ---
    Why you!
[18:00] ---
    Watch out!
[18:07] ---
    You're pretty good.
[18:09] ---
    Same to you, too!
[18:11] ---
    Please stop! Don't fight for me!
[18:14] ---
    Wow, I wonder how it's going to end!
[18:16] ---
    So thrilling! So exciting!
[18:22] ---
    What should I do?
[18:25] ---
    Don't Push
[18:25] ---
    Any way you slice it, that's
    a self-destruct button.
[18:28] ---
    All right! If I just push that...
[18:30] ---
    Oh, but no! I can't do that!
[18:33] ---
    If I push that button now, there
    will be a humongous blast!
[18:37] ---
    When that happens...
[18:42] ---
    When that happens, Miss Segawa will be...
[18:44] ---
    It's no problem, Hayata.
[18:46] ---
    Uh, but with someone in
    a skirt nearby... um...
[18:51] ---
    Oh!
[18:54] ---
    I wear bike shorts under it like
    Hina, so it's totally okay.
[18:58] ---
    Thank you, bike shorts!
[19:04] ---
    Blown to smithereens!
[19:15] ---
    Eight...
[19:18] ---
    So futile... This is so terribly futile.
[19:21] ---
    What?
[19:22] ---
    But I mean, isn't that right?
[19:23] ---
    Fighting doesn't give rise to anything!
[19:26] ---
    Miss Katsura...
[19:28] ---
    Everything that happened is all his fault.
[19:33] ---
    But I'm begging you!
[19:34] ---
    Please... Please, for my sake,
    as his teacher, forgive him!
[19:40] ---
    You see, adolescent boys are really
    bad at controlling their emotions.
[19:45] ---
    And it's my role as a teacher
    to guide and instruct them.
[19:49] ---
    At times, the way they're
    almost painfully delicate
[19:52] ---
    is heartbreaking and agonizing,
    and you hit a wall sometimes...
[19:55] ---
    But I will never turn away from them!
[19:59] ---
    Because... Because I'm a
    teacher! Because I love them!
[20:06] ---
    Miss Katsura! I... I finally understand!
[20:09] ---
    That it's important to have heart!
[20:12] ---
    Miss Makimura...
[20:13] ---
    I admire you, Miss Katsura!
[20:15] ---
    I want to become like you, too!
[20:18] ---
    Really? But the path of a
    teacher is fraught with peril.
[20:21] ---
    You still have a lot to learn.
[20:25] ---
    I am ready to face it!
[20:27] ---
    All right. If you're
    prepared to go that far...
[20:31] ---
    Starting today, I'll hold
    study sessions for you!
[20:34] ---
    Mainly at pubs! For about the
    difference between the salaries
[20:37] ---
    of a homeroom teacher and
    an assistant teacher!
[20:39] ---
    My! How reassuring you are!
[20:42] ---
    Just as I planned!
[20:45] ---
    And thus...
[20:49] ---
    I know a good place that I go to often.
[20:51] ---
    Hey, sounds good!
[20:53] ---
    ...the ultimate battle of clever
    strategies came to an end.
[20:56] ---
    Leaving the butler-in-debt behind,
[20:58] ---
    thinking about how there
    are all kinds of smarts.
[21:02] ---
    What was all the trouble I went through for?
[21:05] ---
    Now, now. The Report got written
    without any mishap, too,
[21:08] ---
    so it's a happy ending.
[21:14] ---
    Th-This is...
[21:16] ---
    I played with Hayata and the others
    today and it was a lot of fun!
SIGN    I played with Hayata and the others today and it was a lot of fun! P.S. Sorry, Hina. I'll leave the rest to you!!
[21:20] ---
    That's a journal entry!
[21:23] ---
    Cheers!
[21:25] ---
    Oh, that's right. Miss Katsura, we'll
    be counting on you to pay the bill.
[21:28] ---
    What?!
[21:30] ---
    I mean, you are older and also
    senior to me as a teacher.
[21:32] ---
    Thanks for treating.
[21:34] ---
    What?!
[21:35] ---
    Doooom
[21:37] ---
    You reap what you sow.
[21:38] ---
    Humans are so interesting.
[21:40] ---
    Next time is a must-see for girls, too!
[21:42] ---
    He will be fighting his
    numerous appealing qualities!
[21:46] ---
    I had very little screen
    time in this episode!
[21:48] ---
    Now, now, that's going to
    happen once in a while.
[21:55] ---
    Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:55] ---
    A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
[22:00] ---
    Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:00] ---
    My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:05] ---
    Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:05] ---
    I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
[22:08] ---
    Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:08] ---
    That's not so bad, so I go together
[22:14] ---
    Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:14] ---
    Weather forecasts don't exist
[22:16] ---
    Zenbu kibun-shidai
[22:16] ---
    It's all mood-dependent
[22:19] ---
    Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:19] ---
    There's nothing to worry about
[22:21] ---
    Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:21] ---
    Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:24] ---
    Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:24] ---
    On the shoe that I kick up
[22:26] ---
    "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:26] ---
    "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:29] ---
    Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:29] ---
    And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
[22:32] ---
    Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:32] ---
    One more time, a do-over!
[22:34] ---
    Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:34] ---
    I'll try betting once in a while
[22:39] ---
    Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:39] ---
    Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
    Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
    Running through gallantly, to fly
[22:47] ---
    Harema ga mieru The Sky
[22:47] ---
    I can see a break in the weather, the sky
[22:50] ---
    Shinjiteta yo
[22:50] ---
    I had faith
[22:52] ---
    Soshite Make My Way
[22:52] ---
    And then, I make my way
[22:54] ---
    Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:54] ---
    With the hand you quietly reach out
[22:57] ---
    Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:57] ---
    I can become invincible, so I go together
[23:04] ---
    Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:04] ---
    Stars so beautiful, it'll
    be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
[23:28] ---
    Butler Report
[23:28] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
    I love you to Earth! I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
[23:32] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:34] ---
    Nice to see ya again! It's
    Sakuya. How've ya been?
[23:36] ---
    But this sure is a girlish song, quite
    different from your image, Saku.
[23:40] ---
    Do you think so?
[23:41] ---
    I believe the powerful tone of
    this song fits Sakuya perfectly.
[23:44] ---
    What's with the two of ya?
    Makin' these random comments...
[23:46] ---
    The truth is, ya hadn't heard the
    song yet when ya recorded this.
[23:49] ---
    Whoa, she went and said it!
[23:50] ---
    The director and the staff're in a bind,
[23:52] ---
    so I'm beggin' ya, Geneon, get the
    songs in as early as ya can...
[23:54] ---
    See you again next time!
[23:55] ---
    Hey, what're ya doin'?!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    My dear Hayate, you seem
    rather happy for some reason.
SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate
    the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    I am. A certain person thanked me.
[24:03] ---
    Oh, my.
[24:04] ---
    With the string of mishaps and people
    giving me unfriendly looks lately,
[24:07] ---
    I'd been feeling a bit down, so...
[24:09] ---
    My dear Hayate.
[24:10] ---
    Yes?
[24:11] ---
    I want you to know that I
    love you, my dear Hayate.
[24:14] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:15] ---
    "I've Never Had the Trouble
    of Being Too Popular".
[24:18] ---
    When I saw them yesterday, it looked
    to me like they were embracing, but...
[24:19] ---
    I've Never Had the Trouble
     of Being Too Popular
[24:22] ---
    Om Shura Sowaka!
[24:24] ---