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50 - Quiz! Written as 'Foe' and Read as 'Friend'

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    make sure you keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    Good morning, Miss!
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    Come now.
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    Please get up!
[00:18] ---
    What the heck? It's still
    late night 32:00 o'clock.
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    Let me sleep a little more.
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    Please do not say that.
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    It is a pleasantly warm day outside today.
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    Why not go out for once?
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    I will pack us a lunch.
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    Mr. Rice Ball. Mr. Rice Ball.
SIGN    High School Girls Ultra Quiz!!
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    And look, there are spring-like
    events being held everywhere.
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    How about trying this one?
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    High School Girls Ultra Quiz.
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    To participate, you have to be a pair
    of super-best friend high school girls.
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    This is stupid.
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    Who are these fools who sign up
    for these things willy-nilly?
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    What a shame.
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    It says they welcome
    last-minute participants.
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    And the prize is...
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    M-Miss?
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    If I win this, I get this?
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    This... This...
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    ...will be mine?!
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    All right, I'll enter!
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    What? Why?
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    So that's what's going on.
    How about pairing up with me?
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    How 'bout it? Ya'll do it, right?
    Ya will, right? Awesome, right?
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    What? You're in Osaka?
    At the Nanba Grand Kagetsu Theater?
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    Damn it! She hung up on me!
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    So Sakuya was a no-go.
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    Then I'll try Isumi next.
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    No, not happening.
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    Who can I pair up with?
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    Why don't you just enter, Hayate?
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    I have several high school
    girl outfits ready to go.
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    What?!
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    Ooh, I hadn't thought of that!
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    I-I will go look for someone
    who might pair up with you!
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    Damn, he got away.
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    Wow, a quiz contest, huh?
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    I wonder if entering something like
    this will make a good youthful memory.
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    Wait, one of the prizes is...
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    An all-you-can-eat ticket to Mo-Para!
SIGN    Shabu-shabu All-You-Can-Eat Ticket!!
SIGN    Can't
    show you!
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    This might be good!
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    Imagine it! Poofity-poof!
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    Poof! Poof!
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    Poofity-poof!
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    Just kidding!
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    Totally just kidding!
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    In my wildest dreams,
    if I do say so myself...
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    But...
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    If I do win...
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    Maybe I could invite him.
    Maybe I could invite him...
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    B-But...
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    Who...? Who...?
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    Who should I enter it with?!
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    Ow, that hurt...
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    Hayate!
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    Miss Nishizawa! P-Please pardon me.
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    I was lost in thought...
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    Th-This is...
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    Ah! This is...!
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    What good, good timing you have!
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    Huh?
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    Miss Nishizawa.
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    Y-Yes?
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    Won't you please enter
    this quiz contest together?
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    Y-Yes.
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    Thank goodness! Miss Nagi will be pleased!
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    Huh? What?
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    In this episode, I will be serving
    as a famous host of the Heisei Era!
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    Tima!
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    Zettai nante shinjinai!
     I don't believe in absolutes!
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    Fukanou nante nai!
    No such thing as impossible!
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    Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
     The future is in the open palm of my hands
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    Honne o misecha make datoka
    Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
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    Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
     Or a life tapping away at a calculator
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    Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
     Rather than be false to myself like that
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    Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
    I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!
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    Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
     If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
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    Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
    And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
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    Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
    I'll entrust you with the treasure map
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    Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
    I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
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    Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
    A development that's way too lucky
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    Kotae wa mayowanai
    I won't hesitate to give my answer
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    Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
    It's easy! It's all for you
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    Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
    I won't worry about the rumors
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    Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
     I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
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    Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
    The moment to start running is right here, right now
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    Quiz! Written as "Foe"
    and Read as "Friend"!!
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    Shine! Jump out! Shake your hips! Come on!
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    The 4256th High School Girls Ultra Quiz!
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    Now, with the hard-to-draw crowd
    of several tens of thousands watching,
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    it's begun!
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    I am Teruo Mikiri, host and narrator, and...
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    ...Demonking Abe!
    Here to bring you the event, tima!
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    Incidentally...
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    Do any of you remember me, tima?
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    Hey, don't try to hog all the attention.
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    Please forgive me, tima.
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    And now, here come the participating pairs.
SIGN    End of Century
SIGN    Empire
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    10,000 pairs, who have gathered
    from all across the nation, tima.
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    Which pair will fight their
    way through this quiz battle
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    and win the crown of victory?!
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    I can't wait to see, tima!
SIGN    Vice President/Secretary
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    Aika, why are we here right now?
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    I thought that you might
    like shabu-shabu, Chiharu.
SIGN    Protagonist/Hammy
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    Why do I have to end up in this
    with the hamster?
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    That's my line!
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    This is like being
    handicapped from the start.
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    Suck it up! Suck it up, me!
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    Well, my abilities alone will be
    more than enough to win this,
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    so I don't care whether I'm paired
    with a hammy or a sausage.
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    If I can't put up with this,
    what'll I do when I get a job
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    and my boss turns out to be
    a sexually harassing bastard?
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    Or actually, this is the very first favor
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    that none other than Hayate
    has asked of me, after all.
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    All right, let's win this quick
    and take the trophy.
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    Once I win, I'm going to
    have shabu-shabu with Hayate!
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    What are you saying?!
    I will never permit that!
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    What?!
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    If you want to eat, eat alone,
    in solitude with a lonely heart.
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    Not happening. You can tell me no,
    but it's too late now.
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    No way I'm backing down! No way!
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    Hayate and the trophy are both mine!
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    Hayate's having shabu-shabu with me!
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    I made up my mind.
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    This year, I'm going to pursue Hayate,
    even to the ends of the Earth.
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    They both seem to be
    full of fighting spirit...
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    And now, let's get started with Stage 1!
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    Your first hurdle is your typical
    "true or false" quiz, tima!
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    Please move to the area that
    you believe is the correct answer
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    to the quiz questions we give you, tima!
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    2-choice questions are a piece of cake!
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    At any rate, we have to win this first...
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    Question 1!
SIGN    Question 1
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    Naturally, Ishikawa Station
    is in Ishikawa Prefecture.
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    A trick question right off the bat!
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    Or so they want us to think.
    They're testing how trusting we are.
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    True, of course!
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    This way! It's false!
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    What?!
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    I have a feeling it's true!
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    Grr! Do as I say!
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    The pair fighting over there,
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    please hurry up and
    choose your answer, tima.
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    Don't drag me down already!
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    Question closed!
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    The correct answer is...
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    ...false!
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    It is actually a station name
    in Aomori Prefecture!
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    Pairs who got it wrong, goodbye, baby!
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    See that?!
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    If you've played the Momo-Tetsu game,
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    it's an easy, common knowledge question!
[07:30] ---
    If you know the answer, say so first!
[07:33] ---
    Question 2. Between
    chimpanzees and giant pandas,
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    the one who weighs less
    at birth is the giant panda.
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    They say it's "giant" so
    the panda probably weighs more.
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    False!
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    This is true! No mistake about it!
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    It's false! Don't get in my way!
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    True! Just come with me!
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    It's that pair again...
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    I'm telling you it's true!
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    Okay, and the correct answer is...
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    ...true!
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    Bye-bye to the false pairs!
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    See? I told you.
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    Giant panda babies are 15cm long,
    weighing just 90-130 grams.
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    I saw it on Animal Planet.
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    Then say so first!
SIGN    Question 3
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    Question 3, a Japanese sake question.
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    For delicious warm sake,
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    the recommended temperature for
    perfectly warmed sake is 40 degrees Celsius!
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    That's not a question
    for high school girls, tima.
[08:19] ---
    So what?
[08:20] ---
    Go call the agency
    if you've got a problem with it!
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    Please don't, tima!
[08:23] ---
    No one's moving.
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    Legally-speaking, sake's something
    high school girls don't deal with.
[08:28] ---
    Oh, yes, yes, I forgot to mention this,
[08:30] ---
    but every pair in this
    contest can use a lifeline!
[08:34] ---
    Oh, this is totally ripping off "Who Wants
    to be a Millionaire", right, tima?
SIGN    The temperature for perfectly
    warm sake is 40 degrees Celsius.
SIGN    True
SIGN    False
SIGN    Hell if I know
[08:37] ---
    There! There, there!
[08:39] ---
    That rule sounds so tacked on.
[08:42] ---
    However, you can only use one
    kind of lifeline just once, tima.
[08:45] ---
    Think carefully.
[08:48] ---
    Telephone!
[08:50] ---
    Ooh, the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair
    has gone straight for the telephone!
[08:54] ---
    No willpower, tima.
[08:55] ---
    H-Huh?! Wh-What should I do?
[08:58] ---
    I'm suddenly being put on the spot?
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    But I know the answer.
[09:03] ---
    The correct answer is...!
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    Yes?
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    The correct answer is false.
[09:07] ---
    Perfectly warmed sake
    is approximately 45 degrees Celsius.
[09:09] ---
    That's my Maria!
    I knew I could count on you!
[09:11] ---
    Incidentally, the temperature of sake
    is divided into 6 levels.
[09:14] ---
    Super hot, hot, perfect, lukewarm,
    skin temperature, and barely warm.
[09:16] ---
    What about my role?
[09:19] ---
    Okay, the correct answer is false!
[09:21] ---
    No one got it wrong! Darn!
[09:24] ---
    You saved us, Maria!
[09:26] ---
    Thank you!
[09:27] ---
    I wish you luck.
[09:29] ---
    So, on to Stage 2!
[09:31] ---
    Next up is the familiar scatter quiz!
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    Questions will be scattered from above.
    Pick one up and answer it, tima!
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    The time limit is 5 minutes.
[09:40] ---
    Just answer one question
    to move on to the next stage, tima!
[09:43] ---
    And now... GO!
[09:44] ---
    GO!
[09:46] ---
    All right, I'll go!
[09:48] ---
    What? That's okay. I'll do it.
[09:49] ---
    Shut up! You can do this!
[09:52] ---
    Oh, yeah, bubble popping!
    Once you get started, you can't stop.
[09:55] ---
    Wait, she's already gone!
[09:56] ---
    I'm just telling you to stay out of my way!
[09:59] ---
    Huh? What happened?
[10:01] ---
    I-I got a cramp in my leg.
[10:03] ---
    Oh, really!
[10:06] ---
    But running isn't really my thing.
SIGN    Nothing! Moron Moron
[10:09] ---
    Too bad, you got nothing, tima.
[10:10] ---
    What?!
[10:11] ---
    I mean, most of the envelopes have
    nothing, so do your best, tima.
[10:15] ---
    Oh, man.
[10:16] ---
    Get running. You have no endurance.
[10:19] ---
    Are you in any position to say that?!
[10:20] ---
    Just go!
[10:21] ---
    Yes, yes, yes.
SIGN    Nothing Moron!
[10:22] ---
    Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
[10:26] ---
    I-I think I might be done for...
[10:28] ---
    I am not giving up!
[10:29] ---
    Huh?
[10:30] ---
    For Hayate!
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    Until I have my hands
    on that victory trophy!
[10:33] ---
    Though my leg may be cramping!
[10:35] ---
    You're right! Shabu-shabu with Hayate
    is waiting for me beyond this suffering!
[10:38] ---
    Still saying such impudent things?!
[10:40] ---
    Hayate likes shabu-shabu, too! I'm sure!
[10:43] ---
    Trophy!
[10:44] ---
    Shabu-shabu!
[10:45] ---
    One minute left, tima!
[10:46] ---
    Crap!
[10:49] ---
    Please!
[10:50] ---
    Okay. Nothing!
[10:51] ---
    I mean, here's your question.
[10:53] ---
    That's confusing!
[10:54] ---
    Now, here is your question. What's
    the minimum fare on the Yamanote Line?
[10:58] ---
    Um, two-thousand...
[11:00] ---
    Th-The current fare in 2008 is 130 yen.
[11:03] ---
    That is correct, tima!
[11:06] ---
    Piece of cake.
[11:08] ---
    Behold the latent power of the ordinary!
[11:10] ---
    And now, on to Stage 3!
[11:13] ---
    Locked room escape quiz, tima!
[11:16] ---
    If you can escape from
    that room within 3 minutes,
[11:18] ---
    you will gain the opportunity
    to answer the quiz question.
[11:21] ---
    Hmm, I suppose it wouldn't hurt
    to leave this to the commoner.
[11:26] ---
    Huh? It won't open!
[11:28] ---
    And the window, too!
[11:29] ---
    And the floor, too!
    None of it seems likely to open!
[11:34] ---
    As long as we can get out,
    I'm not picky about how we do it.
[11:36] ---
    That's the commoner.
[11:37] ---
    Well, I'll be escaping
    one step ahead of you...
[11:41] ---
    Huh?
[11:42] ---
    What?!
[11:43] ---
    A h-high rise?!
[11:48] ---
    20 seconds left!
[11:49] ---
    What'll we do? What'll we do?
[11:51] ---
    Key! Key! Was there a key somewhere?
[11:52] ---
    Good grief, you really are totally useless.
[11:53] ---
    I don't see one, I don't see one.
[11:54] ---
    What'll we do? What'll we do?
[11:54] ---
    Let's see, the typical escape methods
[11:57] ---
    for these Crimson Room-esque games are...
[11:59] ---
    First, you take this and do this...
[12:01] ---
    And you'd find something
    like this around here...
[12:03] ---
    And once you do this...
[12:04] ---
    You open this thing here and you get this...
[12:07] ---
    And when you do this with it...
[12:10] ---
    No way!
[12:12] ---
    Oh, it opened!
[12:14] ---
    You have successfully escaped, tima!
SIGN    Congratulations!
[12:16] ---
    Congratulations! And now,
    here is your question.
[12:17] ---
    You're kidding!
[12:18] ---
    What is the world's first video game console
    that was released in 1972?
[12:23] ---
    Um... "Brain Age..."
[12:27] ---
    It's the Odyssey!
[12:29] ---
    That is correct, tima!
[12:30] ---
    Next up, we are finally at the last stage!
[12:35] ---
    So you repaid the debt
    you owed me from Stage 2.
[12:39] ---
    In the end, it just means this
    is a piece of cake
[12:41] ---
    as long as we have my brains.
[12:43] ---
    When the last stage is over,
[12:45] ---
    will the goddess of victory
    bestow her smile upon them?
[12:48] ---
    Oh, Mr. Mikiri,
[12:49] ---
    you just sounded exactly like the narrator
    we always hear in the show, tima.
[12:53] ---
    Quit it with the "tima"s! It's annoying!
[12:55] ---
    And their triangle love with the butler!
[12:58] ---
    Will this bring a subtle change
    to their relationship? Or maybe not?
[13:01] ---
    For now, it'll be continued
    in the second half.
[13:03] ---
    Tima!
[13:06] ---
    The carotid artery. (Kei-doumyaku.)
[13:10] ---
    Even if you eat, don't go to sleep right away!
    (Kuttemo sugu neru na!)
[13:13] ---
    Do you all wanna go to New York?
[13:15] ---
    I do!
[13:16] ---
    Pay your own way.
[13:18] ---
    I ain't got money!
[13:19] ---
    Now, let's bring out our
    magnificent finalists, tima!
[13:23] ---
    Our first team...
[13:24] ---
    ...is these two!
[13:27] ---
    "We're friends who even
    take baths together."
[13:29] ---
    It's the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair, tima!
[13:31] ---
    Don't introduce us like that!
[13:33] ---
    Who leaked that information?!
[13:36] ---
    And the second team!
[13:37] ---
    "We were originally supposed to have
    more scenes in the 3rd half-season."
[13:41] ---
    It's the Aika Kasumi-Chiharu Harukaze pair!
[13:44] ---
    Gack! The vice president
    and secretary of the student council?!
[13:47] ---
    It seems we have survived
    being eliminated somehow, Aika.
[13:50] ---
    So it seems, Chiharu.
[13:52] ---
    And finally, the third team.
[13:53] ---
    "We eat the strawberry
    first on our shortcakes
[13:55] ---
    "and the pickled bamboo
    shoots first on our ramen."
[13:57] ---
    You do?
[13:58] ---
    Well, something like that.
[13:59] ---
    The favorite to win! It's the Hinagiku
    Katsura-Miki Hanabishi pair!
[14:03] ---
    What?! Even Hinagiku was in this?!
[14:07] ---
    Hey, I came along because you asked me
    to help you choose a gift
[14:09] ---
    to celebrate your relative
    getting into school.
[14:12] ---
    What's going on here?
[14:13] ---
    Um, that is to say, the prize is the gift...
[14:17] ---
    As long as we have Hina,
    our victory is assured!
SIGN    Hina!
[14:20] ---
    Looks like we'll get
    some good footage again.
[14:22] ---
    Rah! Rah! Miss!
SIGN    Miss & Nishizawa
[14:26] ---
    Go for it! Go...
[14:27] ---
    I can't see!
[14:29] ---
    Pardon me. I'll be more careful.
[14:31] ---
    Okay, ignoring the cheering squad
[14:32] ---
    that's getting more attention
    than the participants...
[14:34] ---
    The final stage!
[14:36] ---
    Don't Slip Now, Speed Quiz Round, tima!
[14:42] ---
    Get an answer right
[14:43] ---
    and the slides will go up bit by bit
    for the other pairs, tima!
[14:46] ---
    The last pair to keep
    from sliding down will win, tima!
[14:49] ---
    Well, with Hina,
    I've got an army at my back...
[14:53] ---
    Oh, right, she's already
    out of it at this height...
[14:56] ---
    I-I'll be okay.
[14:58] ---
    A-As long as we stay at this height.
[15:00] ---
    We're going to answer
    every question, all right?
[15:03] ---
    No getting things wrong either,
    okay? Okay? Okay?
[15:05] ---
    This is a battle I absolutely cannot lose!
[15:09] ---
    We've come this far! We can't lose now!
[15:12] ---
    And now, Question 1!
SIGN    Question 1
[15:13] ---
    In Japanese, it's "I think, therefore I am".
[15:16] ---
    In Latin, that's...
[15:18] ---
    "Cogito ergo sum".
[15:20] ---
    Correct, tima!
[15:25] ---
    Next question!
[15:27] ---
    The true taste of coffee is...
[15:29] ---
    A barista.
[15:30] ---
    Correct!
[15:31] ---
    According to quantum theoretical thought...
[15:33] ---
    Schrödinger's cat.
[15:34] ---
    The Treaty of Mersen.
[15:35] ---
    The Sarashina Diary.
[15:36] ---
    The two-crop system. A theremin.
[15:37] ---
    A backward pivot throw.
[15:38] ---
    So strong! The Katsura-Hanabishi pair
    is overwhelmingly strong!
[15:42] ---
    You're doing good!
[15:43] ---
    You answer some, too.
[15:51] ---
    Aika...
[15:52] ---
    To be honest, I have
    about reached my limit...
[15:55] ---
    Y-You, too, Chiharu?
[15:56] ---
    Yes, then...
[15:58] ---
    Shall we fall soon...
[16:00] ---
    Oh, but she's gone already!
[16:02] ---
    In that case...
[16:03] ---
    ...I shall join her!
[16:04] ---
    The Kasumi-Haruka pair has dropped out.
[16:07] ---
    Meanwhile, the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair
[16:08] ---
    also looks to be struggling
    quite a bit, tima!
[16:11] ---
    Th-The next one...
[16:12] ---
    We have to answer it!
[16:14] ---
    Question!
[16:15] ---
    Father's least favorite...
[16:16] ---
    It's mine!
[16:19] ---
    Papa-ya!
[16:20] ---
    Yes, but...
[16:22] ---
    Now, name four other tropical fruits.
[16:26] ---
    Kiwi, mango, pineapple, durian.
[16:28] ---
    Correct yet again, tima!
[16:30] ---
    This is bananas!
[16:32] ---
    Now, what will you do,
    Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair?
[16:34] ---
    They're at quite a nice angle, tima.
[16:36] ---
    You lose if either one of you fall, tima.
[16:39] ---
    Don't copy me!
[16:42] ---
    I think this might be my limit...
[16:44] ---
    Maybe. Maybe.
[16:47] ---
    This is nothing!
[16:49] ---
    For Hayate!
[16:51] ---
    I will win and get the trophy!
[16:53] ---
    Come to think of it, Little Nagi's
    been going on and on about the trophy...
SIGN    Can't show you!
[16:57] ---
    Oh, come to think of it,
    the trophy shown on the flier...
[17:01] ---
    ...might've looked somewhat like Hayate.
[17:04] ---
    Little Nagi...
[17:07] ---
    I've reached my limit!
[17:09] ---
    Hayate...
[17:15] ---
    What?!
[17:20] ---
    F-Fight it.
[17:23] ---
    You're going to win
    and get the trophy, right?
[17:27] ---
    Let's try hanging in there
    just a little longer.
[17:31] ---
    Hammy...
[17:33] ---
    With the two of us together,
    I'm sure we'll be invincible!
[17:38] ---
    Yes, I understand! Let's do our best!
[17:42] ---
    And now for the question!
[17:44] ---
    What kind of dumpling goes silent
    when you look at it?
[17:46] ---
    This is it!
[17:47] ---
    Me!
[17:48] ---
    Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair, go ahead.
[17:51] ---
    "Mitara shhh (if you look, shhh)"...
    So it's mitarashi dumplings!
[17:55] ---
    Correct!
[17:56] ---
    You did it!
[18:00] ---
    Among the episode titles for Japanese anime,
    what was the longest ever?
[18:04] ---
    Leave it to me!
[18:06] ---
    The 187 character long title
    for Episode 26 of "School Rumble".
[18:09] ---
    Correct, tima!
[18:11] ---
    That's my Little Nagi!
[18:12] ---
    A bronze statue!
[18:14] ---
    "Matango"!
[18:14] ---
    Sam!
[18:15] ---
    Color flashing!
[18:17] ---
    Impossible! I'm being put on the defensive?!
[18:20] ---
    Never mind that. How are they
    pressing the button in their position?
[18:22] ---
    That's all fine and good, but...
[18:24] ---
    I'm... just...
[18:27] ---
    Go for it! Call for it! Fine weather for it!
[18:27] ---
    Hang in there!
[18:30] ---
    Now, will the next one settle it?
[18:32] ---
    Koyuki's, the cake shop known
    for their ultimate seafood cake!
[18:35] ---
    How much does one
    of their cream puffs cost?!
[18:38] ---
    Me!
[18:39] ---
    You two are in no position
    to be able to push the button,
[18:41] ---
    but what is your answer?!
[18:42] ---
    Um...
[18:43] ---
    As I recall...
[18:53] ---
    200 yen a piece!
[19:02] ---
    Correct, tima!
[19:11] ---
    Well, that's about as far as we get.
[19:13] ---
    Adieu!
[19:17] ---
    Aww...
[19:18] ---
    That was one heck of a fall...
[19:20] ---
    The Katsura-Hanabishi pair has
    suffered an unexpected defeat, tima!
[19:23] ---
    And so, victory goes
    to the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair.
[19:31] ---
    I'm surprised you remembered the price.
[19:33] ---
    Same to you.
[19:35] ---
    Well, you did well for a hamster.
[19:38] ---
    I guess you were pretty gutsy
    for a delicate rich girl.
[19:43] ---
    That's right! The trophy!
SIGN    Can't
    show you!
SIGN    Shabu-shabu All-You-Can-Eat Ticket
[19:53] ---
    What should I do with this?
[19:55] ---
    Maybe I'll go with my family, after all.
[19:57] ---
    Miss Nishizawa!
[20:00] ---
    H-Hayate...
[20:02] ---
    Really, congratulations on your victory!
[20:05] ---
    You fought magnificently out there!
[20:08] ---
    I think I might be a bit
    embarrassed to hear that.
[20:11] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[20:12] ---
    Not at all. I should be
    the one to thank you.
[20:15] ---
    Thank you so very much.
[20:18] ---
    I hope we can continue to work
    together in the future, Miss Nishizawa.
[20:32] ---
    Yeah, of course!
[20:35] ---
    Hayate, I guess it might
    still be a long way off
[20:38] ---
    before my feelings reach your heart.
[20:43] ---
    But even so, I can still...
[20:46] ---
    ...keep my gaze squarely
    on you like this, right?
[20:51] ---
    Right?
[20:51] ---
    What are you doing, Hayate?!
[20:54] ---
    We're leaving! We have to celebrate tonight!
[20:57] ---
    Yes, Miss.
[20:59] ---
    Oh, wait.
[21:00] ---
    What is it?
[21:01] ---
    If you've got something to say,
    make it quick, hamster.
[21:04] ---
    Hey, if you feel up to it,
[21:07] ---
    how about the three of us
    go eat shabu-shabu now?
[21:11] ---
    Or something like that...
[21:15] ---
    Miss.
[21:17] ---
    Yes!
[21:26] ---
    I swear, this meat is paper thin.
[21:28] ---
    It's shabu-shabu, so of course it's thin!
[21:30] ---
    What did you say?! I came
    because you asked me to come!
[21:34] ---
    What was that?!
[21:35] ---
    Now, now, I will skim
    all the scum off the top.
[21:39] ---
    Incidentally, shabu-shabu is very healthy
[21:42] ---
    and also great for middle-aged
    people living alone.
SIGN    Shabu-Shabu
[21:44] ---
    Next time, they will battle the 150
    million yen we'd totally forgotten about.
SIGN    Can't
    show you!
[21:48] ---
    More like, that was a lot
    of dialogue in this episode, huh?
[21:58] ---
    Aisaretai fureraretetai
    I want to be loved, to feel that touch
[22:07] ---
    Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
    The sense of continually seeking
[22:11] ---
    Hibi o kumoraseteta
    Used to darken my days
[22:16] ---
    Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
    Until the day I met you
[22:25] ---
    Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
    Call my name so it echoes to the skies
[22:34] ---
    Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
    Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
[22:42] ---
    Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
    I won't let go of your hand
[22:48] ---
    Mamoritainda
    I want to protect you
[22:52] ---
    Saa ikou bokura wa
    Come on, let's go, we'll...
[22:57] ---
    Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
    ...look at the present and start walking
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:26] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
[23:27] ---
    ...Butler Report!
SIGN    Butler Report
[23:29] ---
    Try saying my name. I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
[23:31] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:32] ---
    Time flies. This is already Episode 50
    of "Hayate the Combat Butler".
[23:34] ---
    The story is finally
    coming up on the climax!
[23:36] ---
    Will Hayate be able to defeat the Great
    Super-Dimensional Evil Butler General?!
[23:39] ---
    Um, we'll have to see about that...
[23:41] ---
    By the way, this song is your
    character song, isn't it, Miss?
[23:43] ---
    Yes. Actually, the next episode
    will be our last Butler Report.
[23:45] ---
    I must take the anchor position, after all.
[23:47] ---
    So, the fan service shot is of me, too.
[23:48] ---
    This is improper, Miss!
[23:50] ---
    Not to worry. For the next episode,
[23:51] ---
    we'll prepare a fan service shot
    of you bathing in a cross-dress outfit.
[23:53] ---
    What?!
[23:54] ---
    Well, see you!
[23:55] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    What? Something important
    the Miss had ordered?
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[23:59] ---
    Yes. Might I ask you
    to go get it from the store?
[24:02] ---
    I understand. I will go right away.
[24:04] ---
    Don't be in such a hurry!
[24:05] ---
    Huh? Why?
[24:06] ---
    I just suddenly don't want to
    see your face anymore!
[24:09] ---
    What?!
[24:10] ---
    Mister Ayasaki, I would like to give you
    this gift of 150 million yen.
[24:14] ---
    I would like to poach you for my company.
[24:17] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler"...
[24:18] ---
    "Spring."
[24:18] ---
    Spring
[24:19] ---
    Don't be such a stranger, Hayate!
[24:21] ---
    I will protect the Miss!