33 - Why?! Academy Culture Fest - Part 1

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    When watching TV,
[00:04] ---
    please keep the room bright...
[00:06] ---
    ...and sit well away from the TV.
[00:08] ---
    That's right.
[00:13] ---
    Mistress Kuzuha, please reconsider
    and give me a chance!
[00:18] ---
    The Modernistic Cast Iron Top Toy Butler!
[00:21] ---
    No, me, the Cyborg Wheeled Insect Butler!
[00:24] ---
    No, me, the Mountain Bike Combat Butler!
[00:31] ---
    No, to tell the truth,
    I am a bit tired of this.
[00:33] ---
    Y-You can't mean that!
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    Sion, as I recall, our school's
    culture fest is coming up, is it not?
[00:39] ---
    Yes! Various groups are starting
    to prepare their stalls as well.
[00:42] ---
    Like sweets shops.
[00:44] ---
    Then it is time to go snack plundering!
[00:46] ---
    Oh!
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    One moment please!
[00:50] ---
    I, the second assassin of the "Mysterious
    Butler – Non-Kids' Hobby Faction"
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    will defeat Hayate Ayasaki.
[01:00] ---
    Do not make me repeat myself.
    I said I have tired of this.
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    I have a gift I would very much like
    to present to you, Mistress Kuzuha.
[01:09] ---
    Oh! Those are from the cake shop featured
    on that Admatic show the other day!
[01:14] ---
    Mm, you are quite good. Do as you like.
[01:17] ---
    Yes, Mistress.
[01:19] ---
    Whosoever commands the butlers,
    commands the world!
[01:23] ---
    The Great Butler War that will
    shake up the world has just begun!
[01:29] ---
    Read it backwards or forwards,
    "KO-TO-KO" still reads as "KO-TO-KO"...
[01:32] ---
    Um, we're not forming a band
    or anything, all right?
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    Zettai nante shinjinai!
    I don't believe in absolutes!
[01:37] ---
    Fukanou nante nai!
    No such thing as impossible!
[01:40] ---
    Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
    The future is in the open palm of my hands
[01:46] ---
    Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
    A demon that I just can't win against
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    Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
    Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
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    Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
    Experience points are almost not enough
[02:02] ---
    Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
    Training for life, working hard at trial and error
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    Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
    Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
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    Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
    Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
[02:18] ---
    Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
    I've found a treasure map
[02:24] ---
    Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
    Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
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    Happii na kanchigai
    A happy misunderstanding
[02:32] ---
    Chikai wa yuruganai!
    My pledge will stand fast!
[02:35] ---
    Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
    I'll even change the direction of the wind
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    Kakkou wa kini-shinai
    I won't care how I look
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    Unmei ja kujikenai!
    No destiny will discourage me!
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    Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
    Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
[03:04] ---
    Why?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 1
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    It's done! I managed to
    finish it just in time somehow.
SIGN    2007 Hakuou Academy Culture Fest
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    All right.
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    Today, I am definitely getting back
    to the estate to see the Miss.
[03:23] ---
    Oh? Hayata, where are you going?
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    The school building is that way, you know.
[03:27] ---
    What?
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    Festival loving Miss
    Committee Chairman, Red!
[03:31] ---
    Vice Chairman, Blue!
[03:33] ---
    Disciplinary committee member, Black!
[03:34] ---
    Together, the three of us are...
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    ...the student body council!
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    Come shake our hands
    at the culture fest hall!
SIGN    Ooh!
[03:45] ---
    G-Good morning.
[03:48] ---
    I never imagined you would really
    complete the arch overnight.
[03:51] ---
    Yes, it was worth it for us to twiddle
    our thumbs until the last minute
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    before we begged you for help.
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    If we hadn't made it on time, we
    would've gotten a real earful from Hina.
[04:01] ---
    Well, I'm glad we were able to
    salvage the situation somehow.
[04:04] ---
    I need to get going now...
[04:06] ---
    What?
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    Hey, where do you think you're going?
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    We still need you to do
    work in the classroom, too.
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    What? Uh, um...
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    We feel bad for making you work hard alone.
[04:16] ---
    This is the least we can do
    to make up for it.
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    Let us sweat by your side together!
SIGN    Senzu Beans
[04:21] ---
    H-Here you are!
    It's to thank you for the arch.
[04:23] ---
    We're really, really counting on you, okay?
[04:34] ---
    Then shall we hurry along?
[04:35] ---
    We should get ready to open shop soon.
[04:38] ---
    Ooh!
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    That's Hayata for you. So understanding.
[04:41] ---
    All right! Away we go!
SIGN    2007 Hakuou Academy Culture Fest
[04:46] ---
    Oh, Nagi, what are you doing here?
SIGN    Yonday
SIGN    Magical Destroy Nagi Sanzenin
SIGN    Magical Destroy
[04:55] ---
    Isn't it obvious? It's a solo culture fest.
[04:59] ---
    I-I think her interpretation
    of "culture" is a bit off...
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    Oh, that reminds me. Hakuou Academy's
    culture fest starts today, doesn't it?
[05:08] ---
    I wonder if Hayate had to
    stay overnight again last night.
[05:11] ---
    Yes, it appears that way.
[05:13] ---
    I expect he's had a ton
    of work foisted off on him,
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    because he's unable to say "no".
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    I swear! He should only be so good-natured!
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    Hayate's supposed to be my butler.
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    He shouldn't work so hard for everyone...
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    I see.
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    If it bothers you that much,
    why don't you go to the culture fest?
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    Wha?! I-It's not really bothering me.
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    I hate crowds anyway.
[05:37] ---
    I hear Hayate is doing
    a cosplay café with the class.
[05:41] ---
    I imagine he's doing
    a splendid job about now.
[05:44] ---
    A c-cosplay café, huh?
SIGN    Customer
[05:48] ---
    What? An order? I despair of this world!
[05:52] ---
    Teacher! I mean, Master!
[05:55] ---
    "No, no, I'm still far from it."
[05:59] ---
    Well, no helping it then.
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    If you're that worried
    about Hayate's safety...
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    All right, I will go myself
    and do a bit of scouting.
[06:08] ---
    Yes, please do.
[06:10] ---
    Call the SP. I'll be leaving
    as soon as I get changed.
[06:17] ---
    Nagi still has such a childish side to her.
[06:22] ---
    N-No, perhaps that is not so true...
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    Th-This is...
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    The Hakuou Academy culture fest:
    a gigantic event held once every year
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    that is a specialty of Ward S
    in the Metropolitan area.
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    After all, it's a super prestigious school,
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    so an endless roster of
    politicians, businessmen,
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    and distinguished people
    from all walks of life come to visit.
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    Surpassing the scope
    of a simple school festival,
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    they get fabulous guests
    participating as well.
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    Furthermore, the level of their
    research presentations is so high,
[06:51] ---
    even industrial spies and intelligence
    agencies from various countries
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    supposedly quietly take note.
SIGN    KA-BOOM
[07:00] ---
    It's just a totally cultural
    and festive three days!
[07:07] ---
    Might I ask for another
    cup of royal milk tea?
[07:11] ---
    Certainly. Please wait a moment, Miss.
[07:17] ---
    Yes, how may I help you?
[07:19] ---
    Ah, you there, bring us
    more tea over here as well.
[07:22] ---
    On the double, in a pot.
[07:23] ---
    Yes, right away.
[07:26] ---
    Wait! Um, you three, why are you
    playing a leisurely game of cards?!
[07:30] ---
    Well, you are just so brisk
    and alert, we cannot keep up.
[07:33] ---
    Revolution!
[07:35] ---
    We feel kind of bad
    getting in the way of a pro.
[07:37] ---
    Counterrevolution!
[07:40] ---
    D-Don't say that! Please work!
[07:43] ---
    Besides, this isn't a cosplay
    café. It's a butler café.
[07:47] ---
    Huh? But we are in costumes.
[07:51] ---
    Um, could it be that you planned
    to make me handle everything
[07:54] ---
    and that's why you made it a butler café?
[07:59] ---
    I cannot say I approve
    of such paranoia, Hayata.
[08:02] ---
    A-All right, now that we've recharged,
    shall we get serious now?
[08:06] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[08:07] ---
    Thanks for your hard work, Hayata.
    You can rest for a while.
[08:11] ---
    In that case, I'm going to
    make a run back to the estate.
[08:17] ---
    Ayasaki, are you here?!
    You're here, aren't you?!
[08:20] ---
    Oh, Miss Katsura...
[08:21] ---
    There you are!
[08:23] ---
    If you're here...
[08:24] ---
    ...COME!
[08:24] ---
    Right now!
[08:25] ---
    Hey, wait...
[08:29] ---
    Oh, Little Nagi!
[08:32] ---
    Hey there, Hayate.
[08:33] ---
    I'll have you know, it's not like I came
    because I wanted to see you.
[08:37] ---
    I'm only here because Maria asked me
    to come check on things...
[08:40] ---
    If it's Hayata, he's not here.
[08:41] ---
    What?
[08:42] ---
    He got taken away by Yukiji.
[08:45] ---
    What? Hayate's not here?!
    After I came all this way to see him?!
[08:53] ---
    The Superintendent does not appear
    to be making any unusual moves at this time.
[08:56] ---
    Roger that. But don't let your guard down.
[08:59] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[09:00] ---
    Given this rowdy atmosphere,
    there's no way she's going to behave...
[09:08] ---
    Ayasaki, what about this?
[09:09] ---
    You do this with that, and this
    with that! Omitting the rest!
[09:12] ---
    Um, what about this?
[09:13] ---
    Get it stamped at HQ, on the double!
[09:18] ---
    Ayasaki, you know, you know...
[09:20] ---
    I only have 500 yen right now,
[09:22] ---
    but between octopus balls and a
    Japanese pizza, which should I buy?
[09:25] ---
    I wouldn't know.
[09:29] ---
    Sis!
[09:30] ---
    Huh?
[09:32] ---
    What is this?!
[09:33] ---
    Why is Hayate managing things
    here for all he's worth?
[09:37] ---
    That's your job as the
    advising teacher, isn't it?
[09:40] ---
    W-Well, you know...
[09:42] ---
    I didn't really know how
    to answer all the questions.
[09:44] ---
    And it's a pain.
[09:46] ---
    Sis!
[09:47] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[09:58] ---
    Haruko, can I ask you to handle things here?
[10:00] ---
    I do not mind.
[10:01] ---
    Thank you.
[10:02] ---
    Hayate, come with me for a sec.
[10:04] ---
    What? But I'm still in the middle
    of giving instructions...
[10:09] ---
    Um, Miss Harukaze, this...
[10:11] ---
    Make the judgment call yourself.
[10:12] ---
    Um, what about this?
[10:14] ---
    That will not be recognized as an expense!
SIGN    Receipt
[10:19] ---
    Here.
[10:20] ---
    It's thanks for taking care of my officers.
[10:23] ---
    Um, why...?
[10:26] ---
    Because it's written all over
    your face that you're hungry.
[10:30] ---
    It's fine that you're good-natured,
[10:32] ---
    but you're going to collapse
    if you push yourself too hard.
[10:42] ---
    Hinagiku!
[10:45] ---
    H-Hayate?
[10:48] ---
    H-Hayate!
[10:51] ---
    What is it, Jör? Try not to
    eat stuff off the ground too much.
[10:54] ---
    Superintendent!
[10:56] ---
    Hayate in danger!
[10:58] ---
    And in the meantime, Mademoiselle Nagi was...
[11:01] ---
    Sheesh! That Hayate!
[11:03] ---
    Where is he? And what is he doing?
[11:06] ---
    SPs, split up and look for Hayate.
[11:08] ---
    I'm tired, so I'm going to stay here and...
[11:10] ---
    H-Huh? Hey! Everyone?!
[11:12] ---
    Where did you go?!
[11:27] ---
    Hayate, you jerk...
[11:29] ---
    After I took the plunge
    to leave the residence, too...
[11:33] ---
    I wanted to...
[11:34] ---
    I wanted to walk around
    and see the festival with you...
[11:38] ---
    You there, the young lady
    with the pigtails...
SIGN    Fortune Telling
[11:41] ---
    If you would like, why
    don't you drop by for a bit?
SIGN    Fortune Telling
[11:47] ---
    I have no use for scams.
[11:49] ---
    Now, now, don't say that.
[11:51] ---
    My fortunes are 100 accurate, you know.
[11:55] ---
    What?
SIGN    Compatibility Fortunes Super specialized in mistress-butler relations!
[12:02] ---
    I-I see.
[12:03] ---
    I guess I'll kill a little time
    while I take a break.
[12:06] ---
    It wouldn't be bad to reconfirm
    the strength of my bond with Hayate.
[12:13] ---
    Very well.
[12:15] ---
    Then first, please look deep into my eyes.
[12:18] ---
    Hm? Like this?
[12:28] ---
    Ah... I can see... into your forlorn heart.
[12:33] ---
    I will help myself to the opening
    in your heart and take advantage of it.
[12:41] ---
    I'll listen to you, just once...
[12:47] ---
    Nagi Sanzenin, you
    are now my just-once puppet!
[12:57] ---
    Sweet potatoes! Roasted sweet potatoes!
    (Ishi-yaki imo! Oimo!)
[13:03] ---
    Oh, honestly, just a little, okay?
    (Mou, chotto dake yo?)
[13:08] ---
    Hayate, are you all right?
[13:10] ---
    W-Well, somehow...
[13:12] ---
    Oh, here's a souvenir.
[13:15] ---
    So you were immersed in Jör's
    digestive fluids and you are still fine...
[13:18] ---
    What? Jör?
[13:20] ---
    Jörmungandr. That is his name.
[13:23] ---
    His favorite foods are the five lands,
    three seas, and all living things.
[13:28] ---
    He really enjoys butlers in particular.
[13:31] ---
    What?
[13:32] ---
    That was a joke.
[13:33] ---
    Since this is a time slot
    that is supposed to cater to youths.
[13:39] ---
    But that didn't seem like a joke to me...
[13:42] ---
    And what is up with
    that suspicious-looking outfit?
[13:44] ---
    Superintendent, what
    are you plotting out here?
[13:48] ---
    Nothing. I am simply off duty right now.
[13:51] ---
    Ahem! Simply off duty!
[13:53] ---
    Though, I would not object,
    if someone were to entertain me.
[13:59] ---
    That reminds me, boy,
[14:02] ---
    I hear you spurned your prize of
    100 school credits from the butler battle.
[14:05] ---
    Your reason?
[14:07] ---
    What? That was, well...
[14:09] ---
    I didn't really have a need for it
[14:12] ---
    a-and from an education stand point,
    it wouldn't have been good for the Miss...
[14:15] ---
    "Miss"!
[14:17] ---
    "Miss"! "Miss"!
[14:19] ---
    Is the "Miss" the only thing
    that you have in your life?!
[14:22] ---
    What?
[14:24] ---
    You are a duller man than I had thought.
[14:27] ---
    Enough already!
    Let us forget about this guy!
[14:31] ---
    Please excuse me.
[14:33] ---
    Hello?
[14:34] ---
    Hayate, you wouldn't happen to be
    with Nagi, would you?
[14:37] ---
    What? Does that mean
    the Miss is here at school?
[14:41] ---
    Yes, she should've
    arrived quite a while ago,
[14:44] ---
    but it seems she forgot her cell phone
[14:46] ---
    and so I tried to get in touch
    with the members of the SP, but...
[14:48] ---
    I want to believe
[14:55] ---
    Power of flower
[14:57] ---
    Erina, you're the best.
    You're the best. You're the best.
[14:57] ---
    With arms wide open
[15:00] ---
    Erina, you're the best. You're the best.
[15:02] ---
    Like giving a tight hug...
[15:04] ---
    Is something wrong, Hayate?
[15:06] ---
    Y-Yes, it seems the Miss has gone missing.
[15:10] ---
    Huh? What are you saying?
[15:12] ---
    She's been right there for a while now.
[15:13] ---
    Huh?
[15:16] ---
    Whoa! There you are!
[15:18] ---
    M-Miss?
[15:19] ---
    Hayate, there's somewhere I want you
    to come with me for a bit.
[15:24] ---
    Hayate, there's somewhere I want you
    to come with me for a bit.
[15:29] ---
    Th-There clearly seems to be
    something serious going on...
[15:32] ---
    Yes...
[15:34] ---
    Anyway, I have something urgent
    to attend to now, so excuse me.
[15:36] ---
    Wait, I'll come, too.
[15:40] ---
    Um, Mistress Kuzuha,
    could that possibly be...?
[15:43] ---
    Mm-hm, it is his doing.
[15:46] ---
    He has done better than expected.
[15:48] ---
    This is getting interesting!
[15:50] ---
    We are going after them, Sion!
[15:53] ---
    Oh, my blood sugar level is still...
[15:55] ---
    M-Mistress Kuzuha!
[15:57] ---
    Hayate, there's somewhere I want you
    to accompany me for a bit.
[16:05] ---
    No matter how you look at it,
[16:06] ---
    she's in that hypnotic state
    you see a lot in manga and stuff, huh?
[16:10] ---
    Yes...
[16:11] ---
    I don't know who did this,
    but how dare they do this to the Miss?!
[16:15] ---
    Oh, she stopped for some reason!
[16:17] ---
    Hayate, all that aside,
SIGN    Japanese Pizza
[16:19] ---
    I want to try some of this food with you.
[16:23] ---
    E-Excuse me, I'd like one, please!
[16:26] ---
    Sure! It's tasty!
[16:27] ---
    Hey, is she really hypnotized?
[16:29] ---
    With the bewildered pair in tow,
[16:32] ---
    Miss Nagi aimlessly paraded
    all over the academy and...
[16:37] ---
    This is not the place.
[16:39] ---
    Nor here.
[16:40] ---
    Nor here.
[16:42] ---
    Nor here.
[16:43] ---
    Nor here.
SIGN    
[16:45] ---
    Nor here.
[16:46] ---
    Nor is it here.
[16:49] ---
    Yes, this is the place.
    This is where I wanted to bring you.
[16:54] ---
    Th-This is the old school building?
[16:57] ---
    Then why didn't you
    bring us here to begin with?!
[17:01] ---
    Hey! I let you manipulate me just once!
[17:05] ---
    Thank you for your hard work, Nagi Sanzenin!
[17:09] ---
    You did well to follow my order
    and lure Hayate Ayasaki out for me!
[17:14] ---
    Uh, does this count as being "lured out"?
[17:16] ---
    That outfit... Could it be that you're...?!
[17:20] ---
    Indeed!
[17:22] ---
    They call me the Mysterious Butler
    of Darkness, Just-Once Puppeteer!
[17:26] ---
    But that's just exactly what you are!
[17:29] ---
    Hey, what in the world is this?
[17:31] ---
    Miss, please snap out of it!
    It's me! It's Hayate!
[17:34] ---
    Hayate, I wanted to see
    the festival together with you.
[17:39] ---
    It's no fun being alone...
[17:42] ---
    Miss!
[17:44] ---
    That's right!
[17:45] ---
    I have to catch that guy quickly
    and make him undo the hypnosis!
SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle
[17:57] ---
    What?!
[17:58] ---
    A-A robot?!
[17:59] ---
    Hayate Ayasaki, I will defeat you
[18:02] ---
    and restore our mistress's
    faith in us, without fail!
[18:12] ---
    Miss!
[18:20] ---
    What the heck is this?! H-How big is this?!
[18:22] ---
    S-Sis?!
[18:26] ---
    Hayate, I'll handle that guy!
[18:29] ---
    You look after Nagi.
[18:30] ---
    Wait, uh, where did
    that bamboo sword come from?
[18:33] ---
    Anyone who disturbs the academy's
    peace has to answer to me!
[18:38] ---
    D-Don't tell me you mean to fight
    the robot with a bamboo sword!
[18:44] ---
    Darn! Scurrying all over the place!
[18:46] ---
    Head!
[18:50] ---
    Th-This girl got the camera!
[18:52] ---
    Firing anchor!
[18:57] ---
    H-Hinagiku!
[19:04] ---
    You're mine!
[19:09] ---
    Wh-What?!
[19:13] ---
    Ow, that hurt...
[19:14] ---
    Hinagiku, please don't be so reckless!
[19:17] ---
    But I just found him unforgivable.
[19:21] ---
    Now, give up the fight
    and come on out quietly!
[19:24] ---
    I will now expect you
    to undo the Miss's hypnosis!
[19:26] ---
    In your dreams. The fight is just beginning!
[19:43] ---
    I will destroy Hakuou Academy!
SIGN    Warning
[19:54] ---
    Shoot! The sparks and firing
    the jet have affected the adhesive!
[20:03] ---
    What?
[20:04] ---
    Um, uh...
[20:17] ---
    This can't be...
[20:18] ---
    But the Miss...
[20:20] ---
    Nagi!
[20:21] ---
    I swear, that Hayate...
    It is no fun alone...
[20:26] ---
    To hell with the culture fest...
[20:28] ---
    I absolutely hate this culture fest!
[20:33] ---
    I knew it...
[20:34] ---
    Is she still hypnotized?
[20:40] ---
    I am the queen of the true culture of Japan.
[20:43] ---
    I will...
[20:45] ---
    I will show you what true culture is!
[20:49] ---
    T-True...
[20:50] ---
    ...culture?
[20:52] ---
    It is this!
[20:54] ---
    It does not just belong
    in the summer and winter!
[20:56] ---
    Autumn is the season
    for festivals to begin with!
[20:58] ---
    Autumn should have a new
    Japanese culture festival as well!
[21:03] ---
    That is quite interesting!
[21:05] ---
    Superintendent!
[21:07] ---
    Nagi Sanzenin, was it not?
[21:09] ---
    You are far more promising
    than that butler boy.
[21:12] ---
    What?
[21:13] ---
    I would love for you to show me
    this true festival of yours.
[21:17] ---
    Sure.
[21:20] ---
    M-Miss!
[21:22] ---
    Um...
[21:22] ---
    Do not follow me. I do not need dinner.
[21:26] ---
    And make sure you record
    that late night show.
[21:27] ---
    What in the world...?
[21:30] ---
    Hey, is that really hypnosis?
[21:32] ---
    Next time, a new culture fest will be held.
[21:35] ---
    Of all people, they will be
    fighting Miss Nagi!
[21:38] ---
    Incidentally...
[21:44] ---
    Oh, the boiled egg...
[21:47] ---
    They were in the midst
    of their sports fest today.
[21:52] ---
    Waratte lun-lun-lun
    Smile lun-lun-lun
[21:54] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
[21:58] ---
    Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
    A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
[22:03] ---
    Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[22:07] ---
    Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
    A whimsical dance with you under the sun
[22:21] ---
    Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
    Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
[22:26] ---
    Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
    My next words become lost
[22:32] ---
    Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
    The mature gaze that envelopes me
[22:38] ---
    Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
    Makes me forget my bravado
[22:43] ---
    Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
    Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
[22:49] ---
    Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
    And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
[22:55] ---
    Lun-lun-lun
    Lun-lun-lun
[22:56] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
[23:00] ---
    Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
    Look, there's a smile there already, see?
[23:05] ---
    Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[23:09] ---
    Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
    In a breeze of your making
[23:13] ---
    Odoru hidamari no dansu
    A dance in a sunny spot
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate...
SIGN    Ayumu Nishizawa's
SIGN    Lettering by Mikako Takahashi
[23:27] ---
    and Ayumu Nishizawa's...
SIGN    Butler Report
[23:29] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:31] ---
    Spirit Transformation! I am Nagi Sanzenin.
[23:33] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:34] ---
    I am Ayumu Nishizawa.
[23:36] ---
    Then let us get right to the long-awaited
    fan service shot of the hamster.
[23:39] ---
    Wow, this is exciting.
[23:40] ---
    Nooo!
[23:41] ---
    This is a powerful photo taken
    at a certain ramen shop in Suginami Ward.
SIGN    Super Big Bowl
    Finish the Ramen and It's Free!
[23:44] ---
    Will she finish eating it in time?!
[23:45] ---
    It's truly a photo about pushing the limit!
[23:47] ---
    Aw, no fair. Boohoo.
[23:49] ---
    Well, it's very like you,
    so I think it's good in its way.
[23:52] ---
    Oh, Hayate!
[23:54] ---
    Then see you again!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    Um, this is the Hakuou Academy, right?
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[23:59] ---
    Right? Don't you think
    it's a weird building?
[24:01] ---
    As of now, we will vend
    Nagi Sanzenin's doujinshi
[24:04] ---
    at a specially prepared
    booth in the Academy.
[24:06] ---
    Ayasaki, if your doujinshi wins
    against ours by selling better...
[24:11] ---
    In other words, this
    is a doujinshi sales competition?
[24:13] ---
    There is no way my manga
    will lose against you!
[24:16] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:17] ---
    "Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 2".
[24:18] ---
    Next Hayate the Combat Butler
    Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 2
[24:20] ---
    Did you know?
[24:21] ---
    At the world's largest doujinshi fair venue,
[24:23] ---
    it's hard to get through on your cell phone.