38 - Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!!

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[00:03] Nag
    When watching TV,
[00:04] Hay
    please keep the room bright...
[00:06] Mar
    ...and sit well away from the TV.
[00:08] Nag
    That's right.
[00:12] Kuz
    What?
[00:13] ---
    Sion, is this true?
[00:18] Shi
    Yes. Though, it is just a rumor.
[00:23] Kuz
    I have more money than I know what to do
    with and I do not even especially want it, but...
SIGN    I love cream puffs.
    by Kirika Kuzuha
SIGN    Eat pumpkin flan every day.
    by Kirika Kuzuha
SIGN    I want the Earth.
    by Kirika Kuzuha
SIGN    I want to eat millefeuille.
    by Kirika Kuzuha
SIGN    I want Hayate Ayasaki. Kirika Kuzuha
[00:33] Mar
    As a way to stave off boredom, it
    will be worth seeing if it is true.
[00:39] Shi
    Um, Mistress Kuzuha, those are
    for the Tanabata Festival...
[00:49] Nar
    Whosoever commands the
    butlers, commands the world!
[00:52] Nar
    The Great Butler War that will
    shake up the world has just begun!
[00:58] Hay
    Now, today, the episode will have
    to do with the Milky Way...
[01:01] Nag
    Enough already! It's Christmas!
[01:02] Nag
    Part one of the advance
    final episode is starting!
[01:05] Shi
    Zettai nante shinjinai!
    I don't believe in absolutes!
[01:08] Shi
    Fukanou nante nai!
    No such thing as impossible!
[01:10] Shi
    Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
    The future is in the open palm of my hands
[01:16] Shi
    Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
    A demon that I just can't win against
[01:21] Shi
    Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
    Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
[01:27] Shi
    Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
    Experience points are almost not enough
[01:32] Shi
    Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
    Training for life, working hard at trial and error
[01:38] Shi
    Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
    Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
[01:43] Shi
    Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
    Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
[01:48] Shi
    Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
    I've found a treasure map
[01:54] Shi
    Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
    Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
[01:59] Shi
    Happii na kanchigai
    A happy misunderstanding
[02:02] Shi
    Chikai wa yuruganai!
    My pledge will stand fast!
[02:05] Shi
    Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
    I'll even change the direction of the wind
[02:10] Shi
    Kakkou wa kini-shinai
    I won't care how I look
[02:13] Shi
    Unmei ja kujikenai!
    No destiny will discourage me!
[02:16] Shi
    Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
    Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
[02:35] ---
    Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!!
[02:41] Hay
    The Miss certainly is taking a long time.
[02:43] Hay
    Might she be playing games
    in her room or something?
[02:46] Mar
    No, she made sure to attend last
    yet, so I think that is unlikely.
[02:50] Mar
    Besides, this was the invitation...
[02:51] ---
    Invitation
[02:54] Hay
    "If you do not attend, I will spread
    around an embarrassing photo of you.
[02:58] Hay
    By Mikado Sanzenin."
[03:03] Hay
    The Miss?
[03:04] Hay
    True, the Miss may find this
    an embarrassing photograph.
[03:08] Mar
    She fell for a trap set by Grandfather
    Mikado and this was her penalty for losing.
[03:12] Hay
    A... "trap"?
[03:15] Mar
    I think it involved investing in
    a game company on that occasion.
[03:19] Mar
    He fed her false information about the
    release of the Dreamcast 100 Mega CD Master System.
[03:24] Mar
    Well, the loss was limited
    to about 20 billion, though.
[03:28] Hay
    Th-That's the kind of trap a grandfather
    lays for his young granddaughter?
[03:36] Hay
    Um, who is this butler-looking person?
[03:39] Mar
    Oh, that's Himegami.
[03:41] Mar
    Nagi's previous butler.
[03:43] Hay
    Wow, so this is him.
[03:45] Hay
    But what in the world is he doing?
[03:47] Mar
    Who knows? Perhaps he's looking
    for UFOs or something.
[03:50] Mar
    Also, he seemed to like high
    places for some reason.
[03:53] Hay
    I see...
[03:54] Nag
    Sorry to keep you two waiting.
[04:03] Hay
    Miss...
[04:04] Hay
    That's the coat I lent you long ago...
[04:07] Nag
    Well, I wasn't sure what I wanted to wear
[04:09] Nag
    and I just happened to see it when
    I was looking through my closet.
[04:12] Nag
    It's true!
[04:18] Mik
    Now... Ahem.
[04:19] Mik
    I am truly happy to see you
    all again here this year.
[04:23] Mik
    As you can see, I am still alive and kicking.
[04:26] Mik
    My condolences to those of you
    waiting for your inheritances.
[04:30] Mik
    Now, to even longer life for me. And
    prosperity for the Sanzenin family.
[04:33] Mik
    And prosperity for the Sanzenin family.
[04:35] Mik
    Merry Christmas!
[04:37] All
    Merry Christmas!
[04:40] Hay
    So, all of these people are
    related to the Sanzenin family...
[04:44] Mar
    Yes, everyone comes together
    like this every year.
[04:46] ---
    To pay their respect to Grandfather Mikado.
[04:49] Nag
    It was also after I had escaped from this
    party that I met you for the first time last year.
[04:54] Hay
    I see, so that's how it was.
[04:56] Sak
    What's this, Nagi? Stayin'
    in a corner like that?
[04:59] Sak
    This is a party, after all.
[05:00] Sak
    Try to look like yer sufferin' more!
[05:03] Sak
    Merry...
[05:04] Hay
    ...Stigmas!
[05:07] Hay
    Please, Sakuya, that's a Showa Era gag.
[05:11] Sak
    A brilliant jab.
[05:13] Sak
    You've grown.
[05:15] Hay
    Thank you very much, master!
[05:17] Sak
    Ya just keep on devotin'
    yerself to the art like that.
[05:18] Gil
    Hey, Hayate Ayasaki.
[05:21] Hay
    This voice...
[05:22] Gil
    Please be defeated by me next year for sure!
[05:25] Gil
    I will be counting sorrowfully on you.
[05:27] Sak
    Hey, Bro, where'd ya sneak in from?
[05:29] Hay
    You certainly don't get discouraged easily.
[05:32] Hay
    I'd completely forgotten
    about it recently, but...
[05:35] Hay
    Tell this to the other
    potential heirs as well!
[05:37] Hay
    If you want the Sanzenin fortune, first,
    defeat their butler, Hayate Ayasaki!
[05:43] Hay
    I'm really glad we've made it to
    the end of the year without mishap.
[05:48] Nag
    Hayate...
[05:53] Mik
    You're shabby-looking as ever, boy.
[05:56] Mik
    There's no sense of what you're made of.
[06:00] Mik
    Incidentally, this is a can made of steel.
[06:02] Hay
    When did you get over here?!
[06:03] Sak
    That wasn't funny one bit, Gramps.
[06:06] Mik
    I dumbed myself down to your level.
[06:08] Sak
    What's the big idea anyway?! It's
    a party, so dress like yer at one!
[06:12] Gil
    Oh, great Mikado! Please give me your fortune! I'm begging you!
[06:14] Mik
    So how about it? Have you found
    the meaning of life since then?
[06:17] Gil
    Come on, you could just give it to me!
[06:17] Hay
    What? Well...
[06:19] Gil
    Please stop!
[06:19] Hay
    Yes! Protecting the Miss is my life's...
[06:21] Gil
    I am a concerned party!
[06:23] ---
    To what purpose?
[06:27] ---
    Well, that is...
[06:28] ---
    I owe the Miss a great deal, after all.
[06:31] ---
    And I also have a debt of
    150 million to begin with.
[06:36] ---
    Hey, you old geezer!
[06:37] ---
    Don't appear for the first time
    after so long and criticize Hayate!
[06:39] ---
    Oh, my god!
[06:41] ---
    Miss...
[06:41] ---
    Why does this always happen?!
[06:42] ---
    Go train with Senjinmaru
    somewhere or something!
[06:47] ---
    Let's go, Hayate.
[06:48] ---
    Oh... What? Um, but...
[06:50] ---
    Oh, Grandfather.
[06:52] ---
    Maria, my granddaughter is being mean to me!
[06:55] ---
    Yes, yes.
[06:57] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[06:58] ---
    Hold on for a second.
[07:01] ---
    Maria!
[07:05] ---
    Here.
[07:08] ---
    To Maria
[07:10] ---
    Happy Birthday Maria
    I'll continue to count on you.
    Nagi
[07:15] ---
    I'm going out for a bit.
[07:16] ---
    You make sure you babysit that guy.
[07:25] ---
    Thank you, Nagi.
[07:27] ---
    She could've just said it to your face.
[07:29] ---
    That darn shy granddaughter.
[07:31] ---
    Maria, what's your perspective on this?
[07:34] ---
    Are you referring to Hayate?
[07:35] ---
    He's done very well for us.
[07:37] ---
    Nagi adores him, too.
[07:39] ---
    But...
[07:41] ---
    Nagi, your true feelings
    have yet to reach Hayate...
[07:45] ---
    Hayate, don't you pay any attention
    to what that bastard says.
[07:46] ---
    Loser Park
[07:49] ---
    That old geezer lives for making
    other people's lives difficult.
[07:52] ---
    Is that so?
[07:53] ---
    But anyway, I guess it hasn't
    snowed yet this year.
[07:56] ---
    It's already been a year
    since then, hasn't it?
[07:59] ---
    Yes, the days go by so fast.
[08:02] ---
    Won't you go with me?
[08:04] ---
    What?
[08:06] ---
    I want you!
[08:10] ---
    I-It's about time we took
    things to the next level.
[08:14] ---
    I even wore the coat that
    holds our memories, after all.
[08:17] ---
    This is where I should
    casually take the initiative!
[08:22] ---
    A-Aren't the stars pretty, Hayate?
[08:25] ---
    Yes, they certainly are.
[08:28] ---
    It's quite the romantic Christmas Eve.
[08:31] ---
    I'm sure that right about
    now, all across the city,
[08:33] ---
    l-lovers are looking up at the
    night sky, deep in conversation.
[08:37] ---
    E-Especially since the stars
    are sparkling so brightly.
[08:40] ---
    Miss, you have an interest
    in celestial bodies?
[08:44] ---
    Then I shall tell you about
    the winter constellations.
[08:47] ---
    Then, first, please look
    towards the northern sky.
[08:50] Hay
    Let us look for the North Star, a fundamental in stargazing.
[08:52] Nag
    Hayate must be feeling self-conscious.
[08:55] Nag
    Darn shy bastard!
[08:55] Hay
    The popular method of looking for the North Star is to find the Big Dipper,
[08:57] Hay
    but that is actually only for the spring and summer.
[09:00] Hay
    It's winter right now, so we'll use the Cassiopeia constellation.
[09:03] ---
    Oh, incidentally, as to why I'm
    familiar with explaining such things,
[09:07] ---
    I worked on the 60th floor
    of the Nikko building...
[09:10] ---
    Wh-What the hell is this?!
[09:13] ---
    Things were just getting good!
[09:16] ---
    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[09:18] ---
    Could it be a construction
    worker or something?
[09:25] ---
    I'm Cyborg Butler!
[09:28] ---
    I am a butler who was reborn
    in order to fight you!
[09:34] ---
    Hayate, what is it that
    I'm looking at right now?
[09:38] ---
    Explain it to me so I can understand.
[09:40] ---
    What? Well...
[09:42] ---
    Stop calling me "old mister"! I
    might not look it, but I'm still 20!
[09:45] ---
    Wait, I haven't even said anything yet!
[09:47] ---
    This odd development of a battle...
[09:49] ---
    I had no idea it was still continuing.
[09:54] ---
    Drill Knee!
[09:58] ---
    Hayate...
[10:00] ---
    What are you doing?!
[10:02] ---
    Broken Bullet!
[10:18] ---
    You leave me no choice.
    I will be your opponent!
[10:21] ---
    H-Hey, Hayate!
[10:23] ---
    It's dangerous, so please stay back.
[10:25] ---
    Here we go, mystery-person!
[10:26] ---
    Look over here.
[10:32] ---
    Hayate?!
[10:33] ---
    M-My body...
[10:35] ---
    Merry Christmas, Hayate Ayasaki.
[10:38] ---
    Ms. Superintendent?!
[10:39] ---
    So this was your doing, as I suspected!
[10:40] ---
    Um, I don't know what you're up to here,
[10:43] ---
    but could you at least leave
    us alone during Christmas?
[10:46] ---
    Gotcha!
[10:47] ---
    Let go, you pipsqueak!
[10:49] ---
    You settle down, you pipsqueaky pipsqueak!
[10:52] ---
    White Serpent Magic, Seventh
    Spell. Butler Killer!
[11:10] ---
    Hayate! Hayate!
[11:13] ---
    Are you all right, Hayate?!
[11:15] ---
    Yes, Miss...
[11:18] ---
    Do it.
[11:18] ---
    Are you really all right?
[11:20] ---
    Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
[11:22] ---
    Here goes!
[11:23] ---
    Drill Knee!
[11:25] ---
    For a butler, a technique
    he's already seen is...
[11:32] ---
    Broken Bullet!
[11:40] ---
    H-Hayate...
[11:43] ---
    Miss...
[11:45] ---
    Hell and Heaven!
[11:58] ---
    Hayate!
[12:08] ---
    Hayate...
[12:13] ---
    Sion!
[12:14] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[12:17] ---
    Yeah!
[12:18] ---
    Yeah!
[12:20] ---
    Hayate Ayasaki, this photograph will...
[12:22] ---
    Sweet crêpes. Tasty crêpes.
[12:25] ---
    It's Mister Crêpe's Japan's
    tastiest mobile crêpe vendor!
[12:28] ---
    Ooh!
[12:29] ---
    Oh, Mistress Kuzuha!
[12:32] ---
    Hayate!
[12:33] ---
    Finish him off, just to be safe!
[12:35] ---
    Final Hammer approved!
[12:36] ---
    Drive!
[12:37] ---
    Hayate, pull yourself together! Hey!
[12:39] ---
    Miss, please do not mind me. Just run.
[12:43] ---
    Don't be ridiculous! Running and
    leaving you behind would be...
[12:46] ---
    Goldion Giant Mallet!
[12:50] ---
    D-Don't you dare touch Hayate!
[12:52] ---
    Miss...
[12:53] ---
    Turn to light!
[13:08] ---
    Who the hell are you?!
[13:16] ---
    Bastard! Are you with them?!
[13:20] ---
    Well, whatever. This is a good opportunity.
[13:23] ---
    I'll show you the greatest and
    final weapon that I've got left!
[13:26] ---
    And that's...
[13:28] ---
    Courage!
[13:36] ---
    You are...
[13:41] ---
    Hayate!
[13:42] ---
    Hayate!
[13:49] ---
    Himegami, you...
[13:51] ---
    Himegami? Who might that be?
[13:54] ---
    I am the mysterious hero,
[13:58] ---
    Princess God.
    (hime = princess, gami/kami = god)
[14:00] ---
    That's a literal translation...
[14:04] ---
    Great explosion!
    (Dai bakuhatsu!)
[14:09] ---
    Tsumagoi Village.
    (Tsumagoi-mura)
[14:13] ---
    Huh? Where am I?
[14:15] ---
    Hello, there, Hayate. Long time no see!
[14:18] ---
    Hey!
SIGN    Mother
SIGN    Father
[14:19] ---
    Mom! Dad!
[14:20] ---
    I thought you foisted off your debt
    on me a year ago and went into hiding.
[14:25] ---
    What about you? What's with that outfit?
[14:28] ---
    What?
[14:29] ---
    I-I'm currently working as Miss Nagi's
    butler at the Sanzenin household.
[14:34] ---
    So? What in the world do you want?
[14:36] ---
    How rude of you after all this time.
[14:39] ---
    But I mean, a butler?
[14:42] ---
    Hayate, there's no way you're qualified
    for such a respectable job.
[14:46] ---
    What?
[14:47] ---
    After all, you're our son!
[14:52] ---
    Th-That can't be...
[14:56] ---
    Y-You okay, Hayate?
[14:58] ---
    So you have finally come to.
[15:00] Shi
    A d-dream...
[15:02] ---
    Are you really all right?
[15:04] ---
    Yes, pretty much...
[15:06] ---
    I am so sorry.
[15:08] ---
    My duty is to protect the Miss, and yet...
[15:11] ---
    I-It's fine. Everyone has their bad days.
[15:15] ---
    Besides, you know...
[15:16] ---
    Recovering from defeat is a standard
    plot device in hero manga.
[15:20] ---
    R-Right...
[15:22] ---
    I swear! Where have you been and what
    have you been doing all this time?!
[15:26] ---
    Showing up shamelessly after all this time!
[15:28] ---
    Himegami!
[15:30] ---
    Besides, you were fired from the
    Sanzenin household a long time ago!
[15:34] ---
    So this is Himegami...
[15:34] ---
    And what is with that mask?!
[15:35] ---
    Is it that thing?
[15:36] ---
    But I wonder what that mask is about...
[15:36] ---
    That mysterious white thing that's
    been crucified in the basement?!
[15:40] ---
    Then get a spear! Get a spear to go with it!
[15:43] ---
    Hey, wake up!
[15:47] ---
    My head hurts. Why is that?
[15:49] ---
    It's because I hit you.
[15:51] ---
    Want me to hit you again?
[15:53] ---
    What?!
[15:58] ---
    Himegami! You bastard! How dare
    you lay a hand on the Miss!
[16:01] ---
    You do it to me, I do it back to
    you. I live by that principle.
[16:05] ---
    Why you!
[16:07] ---
    And I am not this Himegami person.
[16:10] ---
    Princess God.
[16:12] ---
    A mysterious hero just passing by.
[16:14] ---
    Enough already, Himegami!
[16:16] ---
    I am not Himegami.
[16:18] ---
    I've long told you that there's to
    be no hitting, haven't I, Himegami?
[16:21] ---
    As I said, I am Princess...
[16:23] ---
    No, no. Akane Himegami.
[16:23] ---
    Akane Himegami
[16:26] ---
    Uh, um, why was he fired?
[16:30] ---
    Because he's an idiot!
[16:32] ---
    I see...
[16:32] ---
    I fired him because he was
    an unbelievable idiot.
[16:34] ---
    Humph! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
[16:37] ---
    Do you think you look cool or
    something with that mask on?
[16:37] ---
    I know what the Miss said,
[16:39] ---
    but he's not the previous butler for nothing.
[16:39] ---
    I already have Hayate,
[16:41] ---
    so there's no point in you coming back now!
[16:41] ---
    There's a kind of polished aura about him.
[16:44] ---
    Nagi and Himegami have always
    been like that, so...
[16:48] ---
    Oh, i-is that right?
[16:51] ---
    W-Well, how about some tea to start with?
[16:56] ---
    Miss. Himegami.
[16:58] ---
    Please drink this for now
    and compose yourselves.
[17:01] ---
    S-Sure, thanks.
[17:04] ---
    Hot!
[17:06] ---
    H-Hayate, what's with this tea?
[17:08] ---
    It's hot enough to burn my tongue.
[17:10] ---
    What? That's not right.
[17:19] ---
    Hayate...
[17:20] ---
    H-Hey, Ayasaki, what are you doing?!
[17:23] ---
    At that rate, you are a failure as a butler!
[17:26] ---
    I am so very sorry!
[17:27] ---
    Um, p-please pardon me!
[17:30] ---
    Wh-What the? That's strange. I was
    sure I did everything right...
[17:34] ---
    However, that was not the
    last of Hayate's mistakes.
[17:39] ---
    Wh-What the?
[17:40] ---
    Ayasaki!
[17:42] ---
    Wh-What the?
[17:44] ---
    Ayasaki!
[17:46] ---
    Wh-What the?
[17:47] ---
    Ayasaki!
[17:49] ---
    Furuya Station Police Box
[17:50] ---
    It seems he got lost while running errands.
[17:53] ---
    What in the...
[17:54] ---
    A-ya-sa-ki...
[17:56] ---
    Ayasaki, what the hell are you doing?!
[17:59] ---
    P-Pardon me!
[18:02] ---
    Christmas Cakes
[18:03] ---
    How would you like a Christmas cake?!
[18:06] ---
    I-Is it just my imagination?
[18:08] ---
    I have a feeling that something
    bad's happening to Hayate...
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    And to me, too!
[18:15] ---
    Well, leaving that aside, once
    again back at the estate...
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    Hayate, what in the world
    has gotten into you?
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    This isn't like you at all.
[18:23] ---
    Y-Yes...
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    Why don't you take a little time off?
[18:28] ---
    Oh, no, please!
[18:29] ---
    I agree, that may be a good idea.
[18:32] ---
    I-I am fine!
[18:34] ---
    I can't be the only one to take time
    off during the busy year-end period!
[18:37] ---
    Nah, don't worry. I've also got
    Maria, after all. Rest easy.
[18:42] ---
    I understand.
[18:51] ---
    What could have happened to Hayate?
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    He's been unable to accomplish
    any of his duties as a butler.
[18:58] ---
    Say, Maria, could it be
    that I'm a poor mistress?
[19:03] ---
    What?
[19:04] ---
    I want to be encouraging to Hayate,
[19:06] ---
    but the words just don't seem
    to come out quite right.
[19:10] ---
    Even if he makes some mistakes or loses
    in fights, Hayate is still Hayate.
[19:15] ---
    But a part of me had always thought
    of him as an invincible hero, so...
[19:26] ---
    Miss...
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    What in the world has happened to me?
[19:31] ---
    You're that way because your butler
    abilities were sucked out of you.
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    By that woman.
[19:35] ---
    What?!
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    Himegami...
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    A banana?
[19:43] ---
    I'm not giving it to you.
[19:45] ---
    Wh-What's with this person?
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    Never mind that. Um, about
    what you just said...
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    Right now, you have lost
    your powers as a butler.
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    Because of the curse laid down by that woman,
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    the superintendent of Hakuou Academy.
[19:58] ---
    How would you know such a thing?
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    This is from the school festival...
[20:07] ---
    Don't tell me...
[20:09] ---
    Have you been watching over
    the Miss all this time?
[20:12] ---
    Please answer me!
[20:15] ---
    Nagi is heavy of heart.
[20:17] ---
    Because she had faith in you and you lost.
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    And now, you are no longer
    capable of protecting Nagi.
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    That is not...!
[20:30] ---
    See? There you go.
[20:35] ---
    Let me give you some friendly advice.
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    Leave this place.
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    There's no stamp on it or anything.
[21:03] ---
    Someone hand-delivered this.
[21:13] ---
    Hayate? Um, if you'd like, how
    about some tea with everyone?
[21:32] ---
    This is...!
[21:33] ---
    Letter of Resignation
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    This is how it should be.
[21:42] ---
    To protect the Miss, this is the
    only course of action for me.
[21:45] ---
    Hayate disappears alone. What
    could he mean by those words?
[21:49] ---
    Next time, at long last, they will
    fight against the final episode.
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    Waratte lun-lun-lun
    Smile lun-lun-lun
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    Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
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    Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
    A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
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    Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
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    Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
    A whimsical dance with you under the sun
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    Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
    Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
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    Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
    My next words become lost
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    Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
    The mature gaze that envelopes me
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    Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
    Makes me forget my bravado
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    Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
    Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
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    Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
    And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
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    Lun-lun-lun
    Lun-lun-lun
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    Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
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    Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
    Look, there's a smile there already, see?
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    Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
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    Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
    In a breeze of your making
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    Odoru hidamari no dansu
    A dance in a sunny spot
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    Wataru & Saki's
[23:26] Wat
    Wataru and...
[23:27] Saki
    Saki's...
[23:28] Nag
    And Nagi's!
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    Butler Report!
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    Butler Report
[23:31] Nag
    I'm back! Nagi Sanzenin here.
[23:33] Wat
    Wataru Tachibana!
[23:34] Saki
    I'm Saki Kijima.
[23:36] Wat
    What's up, Nagi? This corner is usually
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    about advertising for Rental Video Tachibana.
[23:40] Nag
    There were a lot of complaints
    about the flirting between you two,
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    so I'm here to check up on you!
[23:45] Saki
    Goodness, flirting?! That's an
    inappropriate way of putting it, miss!
[23:48] Wat
    That's right! Don't be stupid!
[23:50] Nag
    So, who do you like more, Isumi or Saki?
[23:53] Nag
    Oh, time's up.
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    There'll be a special edition next time!
SIGN    Preview
[23:57] Hay
    If I become your butler, you'll give up
    on the Sanzenin family fortune, right?
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:01] Hay
    But why would you want that,
    after stealing my butler power?
[24:03] Shi
    So that you can obtain even
    greater butler power...
[24:06] Shi
    And be reborn as the perfect butler,
    who is totally loyal to me!
[24:11] Hay
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:12] Hay
    The conclusion to this battle,
[24:14] Hay
    "Hurray for the Butler-in-Debt,
    Friend to Good Children!"
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    Hurray for the Butler-in-Debt,
    Friend to Good Children!
[24:16] Nag
    Hayate... as long as I have you...!
[24:19] Hay
    Miss!
[24:20] Nag
    Did you know?
[24:21] Nag
    In America, they call episodes with endings
    designed to keep you in suspense "cliffhangers!"
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