24 - I've Never Had the Trouble of Being Too Popular

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    Shoot!
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    SIGN: Little Haruhi's U2
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    What is the matter?
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    I forgot to return this
    DVD to Wataru's store.
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    Then I shall go return it.
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    How long have you had it?
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    Roughly 2 years.
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    What?!
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    No, it may be closer to 3 years by now.
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    Hurrying at this point is moot, but
    I just have to get this returned.
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    Why a potted plant?!
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    I have a feeling luck's not with me today...
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    Closed due to special circumstances
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    Luck really isn't with me today...
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    But then, it's not like
    anything unfortunate happened.
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress
    in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights and puts
    his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    The Young Sir does not understand
    what is in a woman's heart.
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    Honestly! Young Sir, you cur!
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    Teehee.
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    I've Never Had the Trouble
    of Being Too Popular
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    I have returned.
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    I'm sorry, Hayate! That DVD was actually...
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    My apologies. Wataru's
    store was closed today,
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    so I left it in the return box.
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    Oh, no, about that...
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    Oh, welcome!
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    Hello.
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    Shoot! I let my guard down
    and didn't prep a joke!
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    To what do we owe the pleasure today?
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    You have to ask "to what"?!
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    I came to check on Nagi, 'cause I heard
    she hasn't been to school at all!
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    Now that you mention it!
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    No more of this needless conversation!
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    The wonderful tea will get cold!
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    It's ice tea!
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    The lingering summer heat is
    still ruthless, after all.
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    True.
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    Considering how hot it is now in September,
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    I wonder how hot it'll get
    in October and November.
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    Why would ya wonder that?!
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    But that was good. Keep it up!
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    Having said that, it's
    actually autumn already.
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    When it comes to autumn,
    it's the season of eating.
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    Yes, yes, because it's the season
    where you get beat a lot.
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    Autumn, the season of beating!
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    Just kidding.
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    Falter and ya lose!
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    Have confidence in yer own material!
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    Y-Yes, ma'am.
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    Speaking of which...
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    Ya got a new openin' line?
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    Opening line?
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    Or is it a new careless thing you did?
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    Yes, my stole...
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    Your stole?
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    Yes.
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    It is a new stole, but
    somewhere, I carelessly...
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    You left it and forgot it?
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    Oh, then I'll go look for it.
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    Oh, no, I do not really care
    if it is lost for good.
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    It only cost about 50 million yen, so...
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    I'll go look for it right
    away, on the double!
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    He is such a kind person.
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    Well, of course! My Hayate is the
    world's most kind and dependable man!
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    As I recall, Isumi was resting
    in the guest bedroom.
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    Today sure was rough.
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    It's best to sleep on days like this.
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    Ooh!
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    And right as I was saying that,
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    here's a stole that'll
    make the perfect blanket!
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    Let's see...
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    I think I'll pick it up with
    these claws that shred cloth!
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    No, Tama! That stole cost 50 million and...
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    Don't touch Isumi's stole!
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    Thinking of touching Isumi's personal
    belonging, when you're only a pet?!
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    You've got some nerve!
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    Wataru? When did he get here?
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    Sheesh!
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    Even I don't often get to touch
    Isumi's personal belongings...
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    Her personal belonging...
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    Wataru?
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    What are you...?
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    H-How long have you been
    there, you butler-in-debt?!
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    I've been here the whole time...
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    D-Did you see that just now?!
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    By "that just now", do you mean...
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    S-S-So, you know...!
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    Oh, that almost pathological
    behavior unique to adolescents
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    where you happen to come upon
    an object that was worn by the
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    girl you like and you get
    the urge to sniff it?
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    That's normal when you consider
    what 13-year-olds do.
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    You gonna tell them?
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    Huh?
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    Like tell Nagi and Isumi what you saw?!
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    Not to worry.
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    What?
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    A Sanzenin butler does not do things
    that would embarrass a guest.
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    But a Sanzenin pet would do things
    that would embarrass a guest.
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    You bastard tiger!
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    Tama, you...!
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    Wait, weren't you not going to speak,
    because it would ruin your image?!
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    It's for the girls that I
    don't want to ruin my image.
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    Good grief
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    In fact, I want to ruin my image for boys!
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    Rarr! Rarr! Rarr!
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    This anime is geared towards boys, though...
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    So, I'm gonna get right to
    telling the young ladies
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    about this stinking brat's weird behavior
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    using a dying message from Conan!
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    W-Wait, if Isumi finds out, I'll...
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    I had no idea Wataru was
    that kind of person!
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    How filthy!
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    He is worse than an insect!
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    Not to worry. Please leave the rest to me.
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    Th-Thanks, butler-in-debt.
    I'll be counting on you.
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    Yes, sir. Incidentally, what
    are you doing here, Wataru?
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    What?
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    Oh, I'm here because that
    idiot Nagi returned a DVD
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    that I'd gone to the
    trouble of giving to her.
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    So I came to give it to her again.
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    What?
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    Oh, I'm so glad! Then...
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    All right! First, I'll
    spread the rumor on the net
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    and build it up so the Miss hears about it.
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    I've started numerous threads
    that went on to become famous.
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    No worries! I can do this!
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    I'll build up the hype myself
    by using different IPs
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    and make the thread really popular.
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    Tama, enough with making
    trouble for our guests!
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    Or I will show you no mercy,
    even if you are the Miss's pet.
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    Y-Yessir!
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    It seems Tama has reconsidered.
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    But I still can't face Isumi,
    so you give it to her for me.
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    I understand.
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    Also, um...
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    Thank you for helping me.
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    Not at all. I am honored to be of service.
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    Then please excuse me.
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    Ayasaki Hayate... If I
    could be a man like him...
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    Little Wataru kept his steady
    gaze on Hayate's back...
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    Here you are, Isumi. Your stole.
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    Aren't you glad he was
    able to find it, Isumi?
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    Yes, it is all thanks to my dear Hayate.
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    That reminds me, where's Sakuya?
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    She left just earlier,
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    complaining she had no one to make jabs at.
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    Then, I shall be taking
    my leave soon as well.
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    Well, please be very
    careful on your way home.
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    My dear Hayate, you seem
    rather happy for some reason.
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    I am. A certain person thanked
    me for a little something.
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    Oh, my.
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    I've had a string of mishaps lately, so...
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    Like this morning, I got ran over by a truck
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    and people were giving me unfriendly looks...
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    It made me feel a bit down...
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    Oh...
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    But I think it was just
    my imagination, after all.
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    Unfortunate things have happened
    to me ever since I was little,
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    so I think it was just a coincidence.
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    My dear Hayate.
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    Yes?
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    What?
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    What?!
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    I-Isumi?!
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    Smooch.
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    Uh, um...
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    This is my thanks for the stole.
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    What?
[09:50] ---
    I think this will make
    things somewhat better.
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    Then, good day to you.
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    I want you to know that I
    love you, my dear Hayate.
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    What?!
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    The romantic comedy turn
    of events to be continued!
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    Real love.
    (Riaru rabu.)
[10:22] ---
    Brassiere complex!
    (Burajaa konpurekkusu.)
[10:38] ---
    I-Isumi...
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    I want you to know that I
    love you, my dear Hayate.
[10:51] ---
    A dream...
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    I know! Maybe it's just that kids love me!
[10:58] ---
    It turns out that we have
    a wholesome protagonist,
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    who doesn't consider kids to
    be possible romantic partners.
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    Have you been awake this whole time?
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    Yes...
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    When I saw them yesterday, it looked
    to me like they were embracing, but...
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    What in the world was that?
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    If it bothers you that much,
    why not ask them yourself?
[11:31] ---
    But...
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    If I ask and Isumi really does love Hayate...
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    With Hayate already in love with
    me, it would mean hurting Isumi.
[11:45] ---
    I-I see...
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    But it may be some kind of misunderstanding.
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    There is a high probability that
    Isumi has fallen in love with Hayate.
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    After all, Hayate is the
    coolest man in the universe.
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    Whoa...
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    Then it will be a serious problem
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    if the coolest man in the universe
    were making a pass at Isumi.
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    That would never happen!
[12:05] ---
    For Hayate to pursue some
    girl other than me...
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    For him to make a pass at Isumi...
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    For him to fall for some other girl...
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    Such a thing...
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    I-I'm going to go see Hayate!
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    A-All right.
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    Hayate!
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    Wh-Wha?!
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    What is it, Miss?!
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    I have a little question for you!
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    Y-Yes, Miss?
[12:28] ---
    Hayate, do you, um... love Isumi?!
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    What?
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    Yes.
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    I do love Isumi.
[12:43] ---
    A-Are you serious?
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    Yes!
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    Are you seriously in love with Isumi?!
[12:48] ---
    What?
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    Answer me! After what you did yesterday!
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    W-W-Well, I don't think I'm
    actually in love with her...
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    Then are you just playing?!
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    Are you saying you were just toying with
    Isumi when you did that yesterday?!
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    If anything, I play with
    Sakuya more than Isumi.
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    Oh, but I would like to
    play more with Isumi, too.
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    M-Miss?!
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    J... J...
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    Hayate, you jerk!
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    That hurt...
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    I shouldn't crack eggs using my head. Yeah.
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    I misjudged you, Hayate!
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    Are you all right?
[13:30] ---
    Um, did I do something?
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    What? I-I wouldn't know...
[13:33] ---
    Could it be because Isumi confessed
    to me that she loved me?
[13:38] ---
    I-Isumi said that?
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    Yes. It's so cute, isn't it?
[13:43] ---
    It might be that kids just love me,
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    so maybe I'd make a good
    preschool teacher or something.
[13:48] ---
    What?
[13:49] ---
    Uh, perhaps...
[13:52] ---
    I must... do something about this...
[13:55] ---
    Video Rental
    V Tachibana
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    DX Animation
    Tama's Sinister Design!!
[14:00] ---
    Honestly!
[14:02] ---
    Why do men want to watch such things?!
[14:05] ---
    You've been looking at it for some
    30 minutes yourself, though...
[14:10] ---
    The Young Sir is still a child, so
    I'm sure he has no interest in girls,
[14:14] ---
    but will he eventually want
    to watch things like this?
[14:17] ---
    No! I'm sure only a portion of men do this!
[14:20] ---
    Surely, the Young Sir will not...!
[14:23] ---
    Do Not Enter
[14:24] ---
    But he has not set foot
    outside since last night...
[14:27] ---
    What in the world could he be...
[14:35] ---
    I-I am sorry, we are not open yet...
[14:38] ---
    Miss Nagi!
[14:39] ---
    I'm coming in for a bit.
[14:43] ---
    No! Isumi couldn't possibly have
    feelings for the butler-in-debt...
[14:46] ---
    But then...
[14:49] ---
    How can you sleep there like
    you've got no problems?!
[14:51] ---
    N-Nagi, what the hell are you doing here?!
[14:54] ---
    What am I doing?! I've run away from home!
[14:56] ---
    Huh?!
[14:57] ---
    Heartbreak!
[14:58] ---
    And in despair, the girl ran away from home.
[15:01] ---
    Oh, you guys can go home now.
[15:04] ---
    But don't tell Maria about this.
[15:06] ---
    Yes, Miss!
SIGN    I'm running away from home!! Don't look for me!! Nagi!!
[15:08] ---
    Wh-What shall we do?
[15:10] ---
    Well, we'll have to look for her.
[15:12] ---
    Understood!
[15:13] ---
    Oh, uh, Hayate!
[15:14] ---
    I'll go to Isumi's place first!
[15:16] ---
    Oh, uh, wait!
[15:20] ---
    Uh, um, if Miss Nagi has run
    away from home, does that...
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    She will be staying here for a while.
[15:25] ---
    By the way, Miss Saki Kijima.
[15:26] ---
    Yes?!
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    Miss Nagi is the one and only
    granddaughter of the Sanzenin family
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    and she is to be spending time here.
[15:33] ---
    If something should happen to her...
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    You understand, I hope?
[15:40] ---
    You will not go unpunished.
[15:48] ---
    Anyway, we'll get nowhere if we
    just keep fighting like this.
[15:51] ---
    You're right.
[15:52] ---
    Let's go to Isumi's place...
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    ...and ask her how she feels!
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    Oh, my, Nagi has run away from home?
[16:03] ---
    Yes, do you have any ideas?
[16:06] ---
    Well, it is probably...
[16:11] ---
    What is the matter?!
[16:12] ---
    Oh, no, some dust got in my eyes...
[16:14] ---
    A-Are you all right?
[16:18] ---
    Hey, isn't it possible you were
    mistaken about what you saw?
[16:21] ---
    Well, it's true, them embracing would be...
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    I can't get it out...
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    Hayate!
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    M-Miss, so this is where you were!
[16:46] ---
    You came to see Isumi the
    moment I disappeared?!
[16:49] ---
    What? Uh, yes, I did, but...
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    Isumi can just take you for 150 million!
[17:02] ---
    What?! M-Miss!
[17:04] ---
    Why, Miss?!
[17:06] ---
    Shall I take him?
[17:08] ---
    What?!
[17:09] ---
    What?!
[17:10] ---
    Shall I take my dear Hayate for 150 million?
[17:15] ---
    Wha?!
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    Miss!
[17:26] ---
    Miss Nagi!
[17:28] ---
    Thus, the romantic comedy has grown
[17:30] ---
    into a muddy, icky, quagmire
    of a love-hate drama.
[17:34] ---
    In the meantime, as for Maria...
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    I have to do something about this, but...
[17:39] ---
    Wait, what? Huh? I've been left
    alone somewhere along the way!
[17:43] ---
    Video Rental
    V Tachibana
SIGN    Shoplifting is a crime
[17:48] ---
    I swear! What the heck is the big
    idea of renting such boring DVDs?!
[17:52] ---
    Huh?
[17:53] ---
    Besides, what's with these?
[17:54] ---
    They're all just hyped up pieces of garbage.
[17:56] ---
    Th-That's my decision to make...
[17:59] ---
    Shut up! Quiet!
[18:00] ---
    Now you listen to me carefully!
[18:02] ---
    Time is limited!
[18:03] ---
    There are countless masterpieces
    in this world that must be seen!
[18:07] ---
    You are decisively lacking in "Gundam"!
[18:08] ---
    Sieg Ze*n
[18:10] ---
    G-Gundam?
[18:12] ---
    That's right! "Gundam"!
[18:14] ---
    So, I'll loan you all of it from
    the original series to "00"!
[18:18] ---
    What?! All of it?!
[18:20] ---
    Just don't sleep, got it?!
[18:22] ---
    Don't sleep and watch it all,
    like your life depended on it!
[18:24] ---
    "Char's Counterattack" and
    "Turn A" are particularly...
[18:26] ---
    Like he even understands!
[18:28] ---
    Don't randomly loan out my DVDs!
[18:31] ---
    I am not doing it randomly! I've
    selected masterpieces to loan out!
[18:34] ---
    What the hell are you doing here anyway?!
[18:37] ---
    It's because I've run away
    from home, of course!
[18:39] ---
    The reason you didn't want
    to be at home to begin with
[18:42] ---
    was because that butler-in-debt
    was there, right?!
[18:44] ---
    Then, get your butt home already!
[18:46] ---
    Because that butler-in-debt's
    not at your house anymore!
[18:51] ---
    Not there...
[18:52] ---
    Hayate's...
[18:55] ---
    ...not there...
[18:58] ---
    YOUNG SIR!!!
[19:00] ---
    What are you doing bullying the Miss?!
[19:03] ---
    I-I wasn't really bullying her...
[19:05] ---
    At the rate you are going, Isumi
    will come to hate you, too!
[19:08] ---
    Doooom
[19:12] ---
    Wait...
[19:13] ---
    I'll just burn this damn store!
[19:15] ---
    Let it all burn!
[19:16] ---
    You cannot do this! Young Sir! Miss!
[19:17] ---
    Right around then, Saki was at the
    mercy of two heartbroken children.
[19:22] ---
    And now, next time, they
    will fight against a robot.
[19:31] ---
    Wataru and Tarutaru
[19:41] ---
    I'm a kitten. I don't have a name yet.
[19:44] ---
    The sky's so high up there again today...
[19:50] ---
    Look, look! So cute!
[19:51] ---
    Oh, wow, a kitten!
[19:52] ---
    It warms my heart!
[19:54] ---
    Hah, don't just let your heart be warmed.
[19:56] ---
    If you've got any compassion, feed me!
[19:59] ---
    Wait, you're really leaving?!
    Coldhearted bastards! Hypocrites!
[20:05] ---
    Darn, the rain in the city is cold.
[20:11] ---
    But man, I'm hungry.
[20:14] ---
    Wataru
[20:17] ---
    Hey, that's milk!
[20:23] ---
    Hey, you bastard!
[20:25] ---
    You weren't gonna give it to me, bro?
[20:31] ---
    Mouth-to-mouth feeding?!
[20:35] ---
    C-Come on, bro...
[20:43] ---
    H-Hey, you okay? You got a cold?
[20:49] ---
    Oh, my, Wataru, so this is where you were.
[20:52] ---
    Oh!
[20:54] ---
    So you found the kitty.
[20:55] ---
    I'm so glad for you.
[20:57] ---
    You've been worried and out looking for
    it every time it rained, after all.
[21:04] ---
    Bro, you've been looking for me?
[21:08] ---
    There, there. There, there. There, there.
[21:15] ---
    Bro, what's your name?
[21:18] ---
    Taru.
[21:20] ---
    Taru.
[21:21] ---
    Oh, so this kitty's name is Tarutaru.
[21:24] ---
    What?!
[21:25] ---
    What a cute name!
[21:32] ---
    I-It's kind of lame, but
    I'll just let it lie.
[21:55] ---
    Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:55] ---
    A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
[22:00] ---
    Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:00] ---
    My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:05] ---
    Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:05] ---
    I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
[22:08] ---
    Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:08] ---
    That's not so bad, so I go together
[22:14] ---
    Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:14] ---
    Weather forecasts don't exist
[22:16] ---
    Zenbu kibun-shidai
[22:16] ---
    It's all mood-dependent
[22:19] ---
    Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:19] ---
    There's nothing to worry about
[22:21] ---
    Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:21] ---
    Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:24] ---
    Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:24] ---
    On the shoe that I kick up
[22:26] ---
    "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:26] ---
    "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:29] ---
    Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:29] ---
    And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
[22:32] ---
    Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:32] ---
    One more time, a do-over!
[22:34] ---
    Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:34] ---
    I'll try betting once in a while
[22:39] ---
    Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:39] ---
    Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
    Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
    Running through gallantly, to fly
[22:47] ---
    Harema ga mieru The Sky
[22:47] ---
    I can see a break in the weather, the sky
[22:50] ---
    Shinjiteta yo
[22:50] ---
    I had faith
[22:52] ---
    Soshite Make My Way
[22:52] ---
    And then, I make my way
[22:54] ---
    Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:54] ---
    With the hand you quietly reach out
[22:57] ---
    Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:57] ---
    I can become invincible, so I go together
[23:04] ---
    Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:04] ---
    Stars so beautiful, it'll
    be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
[23:28] ---
    Butler Report
[23:28] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
    Best of luck tuning. I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
[23:33] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:34] ---
    I'm Sakuya.
[23:35] ---
    But don't ya think I get too
    little screen time on this show?
[23:38] ---
    Some characters show up every
    week for no good reason.
[23:41] ---
    No, that's because you upstage
    the others when you show up...
[23:44] ---
    Butler-in-debt, ya aren't
    gonna gloss it over so easily.
[23:47] ---
    Saku's the character that gets forgotten.
[23:49] ---
    What was that?!
[23:50] ---
    Oh, well, whatever. Here's
    a risqué sexy shot of me.
[23:53] ---
    Well? Did ya sear that image into yer eyes?
[23:54] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    Someone like me deserves to
    get abandoned by the Miss.
SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate
    the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    Being allowed to work in a
    grand mansion like that...
[24:03] ---
    It was like a dream to begin with.
[24:05] ---
    Hayate probably hates me now.
[24:08] ---
    Then why don't you just test his love?
[24:12] ---
    Test his love?
[24:13] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:15] ---
    "Hearts Wavering".
[24:16] ---
    Are you planning to fake a kidnapping?!
[24:18] ---
    You should not do that!
[24:19] ---
    Hearts Wavering
[24:20] ---
    The clouds of war call to Hayate.
[24:22] ---