# 24 - I've Never Had the Trouble of Being Too Popular
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
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That's right.
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Shoot!
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SIGN: Little Haruhi's U2
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What is the matter?
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I forgot to return this
DVD to Wataru's store.
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Then I shall go return it.
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How long have you had it?
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Roughly 2 years.
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What?!
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No, it may be closer to 3 years by now.
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Hurrying at this point is moot, but
I just have to get this returned.
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Why a potted plant?!
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I have a feeling luck's not with me today...
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Closed due to special circumstances
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Luck really isn't with me today...
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But then, it's not like
anything unfortunate happened.
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**A butler is one who serves.**
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**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
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**A butler is a formal guardian,**
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**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
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**Yes!**
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**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
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**A super combat battle story!**
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The Young Sir does not understand
what is in a woman's heart.
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Honestly! Young Sir, you cur!
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Teehee.
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Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
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Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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Unmei ni makete
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Giving in to fate
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Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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And hunkering down is no fun
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Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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That's just not cool!
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Uso kara deta makoto
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Many a true word is spoken in jest
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Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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Zettai, nase ba naru!
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Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
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Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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Karada nami ni makasereba
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Just let it take you
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Kanchigai no yume
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Dreams that are misguided
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Mato-hazure no kitai
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Hopes that are way off base
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Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
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Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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Let's kick up the earth and start running
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Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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I've Never Had the Trouble
of Being Too Popular
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I have returned.
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I'm sorry, Hayate! That DVD was actually...
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My apologies. Wataru's
store was closed today,
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so I left it in the return box.
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Oh, no, about that...
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Oh, welcome!
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Hello.
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Shoot! I let my guard down
and didn't prep a joke!
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To what do we owe the pleasure today?
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You have to ask "to what"?!
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I came to check on Nagi, 'cause I heard
she hasn't been to school at all!
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Now that you mention it!
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No more of this needless conversation!
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The wonderful tea will get cold!
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It's ice tea!
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The lingering summer heat is
still ruthless, after all.
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True.
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Considering how hot it is now in September,
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I wonder how hot it'll get
in October and November.
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Why would ya wonder that?!
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But that was good. Keep it up!
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Having said that, it's
actually autumn already.
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When it comes to autumn,
it's the season of eating.
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Yes, yes, because it's the season
where you get beat a lot.
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Autumn, the season of beating!
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Just kidding.
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Falter and ya lose!
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Have confidence in yer own material!
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Y-Yes, ma'am.
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Speaking of which...
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Ya got a new openin' line?
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Opening line?
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Or is it a new careless thing you did?
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Yes, my stole...
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Your stole?
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Yes.
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It is a new stole, but
somewhere, I carelessly...
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You left it and forgot it?
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Oh, then I'll go look for it.
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Oh, no, I do not really care
if it is lost for good.
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It only cost about 50 million yen, so...
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I'll go look for it right
away, on the double!
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He is such a kind person.
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Well, of course! My Hayate is the
world's most kind and dependable man!
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**As I recall, Isumi was resting
in the guest bedroom.**
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Today sure was rough.
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It's best to sleep on days like this.
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Ooh!
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And right as I was saying that,
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here's a stole that'll
make the perfect blanket!
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Let's see...
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I think I'll pick it up with
these claws that shred cloth!
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No, Tama! That stole cost 50 million and...
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Don't touch Isumi's stole!
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Thinking of touching Isumi's personal
belonging, when you're only a pet?!
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You've got some nerve!
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Wataru? When did he get here?
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Sheesh!
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Even *I* don't often get to touch
Isumi's personal belongings...
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Her personal belonging...
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Wataru?
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What are you...?
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H-How long have you been
there, you butler-in-debt?!
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I've been here the whole time...
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D-Did you see that just now?!
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By "that just now", do you mean...
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S-S-So, you know...!
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Oh, that almost pathological
behavior unique to adolescents
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where you happen to come upon
an object that was worn by the
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girl you like and you get
the urge to sniff it?
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That's normal when you consider
what 13-year-olds do.
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You gonna tell them?
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Huh?
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Like tell Nagi and Isumi what you saw?!
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Not to worry.
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What?
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A Sanzenin butler does not do things
that would embarrass a guest.
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But a Sanzenin pet *would* do things
that would embarrass a guest.
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You bastard tiger!
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Tama, you...!
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Wait, weren't you not going to speak,
because it would ruin your image?!
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It's for the girls that I
don't want to ruin my image.
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Good grief
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In fact, I *want* to ruin my image for boys!
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Rarr! Rarr! Rarr!
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**This anime is geared towards boys, though...**
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So, I'm gonna get right to
telling the young ladies
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about this stinking brat's weird behavior
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using a dying message from Conan!
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W-Wait, if Isumi finds out, I'll...
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I had no idea Wataru was
that kind of person!
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How filthy!
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He is worse than an insect!
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Not to worry. Please leave the rest to me.
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Th-Thanks, butler-in-debt.
I'll be counting on you.
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Yes, sir. Incidentally, what
are you doing here, Wataru?
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What?
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Oh, I'm here because that
idiot Nagi returned a DVD
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that I'd gone to the
trouble of giving to her.
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So I came to give it to her again.
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What?
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Oh, I'm so glad! Then...
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All right! First, I'll
spread the rumor on the net
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and build it up so the Miss hears about it.
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I've started numerous threads
that went on to become famous.
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No worries! I can do this!
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I'll build up the hype myself
by using different IPs
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and make the thread really popular.
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Tama, enough with making
trouble for our guests!
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Or I will show you no mercy,
even if you *are* the Miss's pet.
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Y-Yessir!
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It seems Tama has reconsidered.
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But I still can't face Isumi,
so you give it to her for me.
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I understand.
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Also, um...
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Thank you for helping me.
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Not at all. I am honored to be of service.
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Then please excuse me.
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**Ayasaki Hayate... If I
could be a man like him...**
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**Little Wataru kept his steady
gaze on Hayate's back...**
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Here you are, Isumi. Your stole.
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Aren't you glad he was
able to find it, Isumi?
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Yes, it is all thanks to my dear Hayate.
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That reminds me, where's Sakuya?
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She left just earlier,
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complaining she had no one to make jabs at.
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Then, I shall be taking
my leave soon as well.
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Well, please be very
careful on your way home.
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My dear Hayate, you seem
rather happy for some reason.
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I am. A certain person thanked
me for a little something.
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Oh, my.
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I've had a string of mishaps lately, so...
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Like this morning, I got ran over by a truck
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and people were giving me unfriendly looks...
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It made me feel a bit down...
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Oh...
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But I think it was just
my imagination, after all.
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Unfortunate things have happened
to me ever since I was little,
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so I think it was just a coincidence.
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My dear Hayate.
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Yes?
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What?
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What?!
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I-Isumi?!
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Smooch.
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Uh, um...
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This is my thanks for the stole.
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What?
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I think this will make
things somewhat better.
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Then, good day to you.
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I want you to know that I
love you, my dear Hayate.
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What?!
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**The romantic comedy turn
of events to be continued!**
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Real love.
(Riaru rabu.)
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Brassiere complex!
(Burajaa konpurekkusu.)
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I-Isumi...
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I want you to know that I
love you, my dear Hayate.
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A dream...
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I know! Maybe it's just that kids love me!
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**It turns out that we have
a wholesome protagonist,**
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**who doesn't consider kids to
be possible romantic partners.**
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Have you been awake this whole time?
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Yes...
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When I saw them yesterday, it looked
to me like they were embracing, but...
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What in the world was that?
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If it bothers you that much,
why not ask them yourself?
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But...
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If I ask and Isumi really does love Hayate...
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With Hayate already in love with
me, it would mean hurting Isumi.
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I-I see...
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But it may be some kind of misunderstanding.
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There is a high probability that
Isumi has fallen in love with Hayate.
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After all, Hayate is the
coolest man in the universe.
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*Whoa...*
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Then it will be a serious problem
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if the coolest man in the universe
were making a pass at Isumi.
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That would never happen!
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For Hayate to pursue some
girl other than me...
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For him to make a pass at Isumi...
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For him to fall for some other girl...
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Such a thing...
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I-I'm going to go see Hayate!
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A-All right.
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Hayate!
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Wh-Wha?!
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What is it, Miss?!
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I have a little question for you!
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Y-Yes, Miss?
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Hayate, do you, um... love Isumi?!
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What?
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Yes.
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I do love Isumi.
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A-Are you serious?
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Yes!
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Are you seriously in love with Isumi?!
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What?
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Answer me! After what you did yesterday!
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W-W-Well, I don't think I'm
actually *in* love with her...
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Then are you just playing?!
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Are you saying you were just toying with
Isumi when you did that yesterday?!
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If anything, I play with
Sakuya more than Isumi.
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Oh, but I would like to
play more with Isumi, too.
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M-Miss?!
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J... J...
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Hayate, you jerk!
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That hurt...
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I shouldn't crack eggs using my head. Yeah.
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I misjudged you, Hayate!
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Are you all right?
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Um, did I do something?
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What? I-I wouldn't know...
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Could it be because Isumi confessed
to me that she loved me?
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I-Isumi said that?
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Yes. It's so cute, isn't it?
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It might be that kids just love me,
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so maybe I'd make a good
preschool teacher or something.
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What?
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Uh, perhaps...
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**I must... do something about this...**
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Video Rental
V Tachibana
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DX Animation
Tama's Sinister Design!!
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Honestly!
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Why do men want to watch such things?!
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**You've been looking at it for some
30 minutes yourself, though...**
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**The Young Sir is still a child, so
I'm sure he has no interest in girls,**
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**but will he eventually want
to watch things like this?**
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**No! I'm sure only a portion of men do this!**
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**Surely, the Young Sir will not...!**
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Do Not Enter
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**But he has not set foot
outside since last night...**
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**What in the world could he be...**
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I-I am sorry, we are not open yet...
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Miss Nagi!
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I'm coming in for a bit.
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*No! Isumi couldn't possibly have
feelings for the butler-in-debt...*
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*But then...*
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How can you sleep there like
you've got no problems?!
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N-Nagi, what the hell are you doing here?!
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What am I doing?! I've run away from home!
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Huh?!
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**Heartbreak!**
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**And in despair, the girl ran away from home.**
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Oh, you guys can go home now.
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But don't tell Maria about this.
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Yes, Miss!
***SIGN*** I'm running away from home!! Don't look for me!! Nagi!!
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Wh-What shall we do?
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Well, we'll have to look for her.
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Understood!
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Oh, uh, Hayate!
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I'll go to Isumi's place first!
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Oh, uh, wait!
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Uh, um, if Miss Nagi has run
away from home, does that...
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She will be staying here for a while.
**[15:25] ---**
By the way, Miss Saki Kijima.
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Yes?!
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Miss Nagi is the one and only
granddaughter of the Sanzenin family
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and she is to be spending time here.
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If something should happen to her...
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You understand, I hope?
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You will not go unpunished.
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Anyway, we'll get nowhere if we
just keep fighting like this.
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You're right.
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Let's go to Isumi's place...
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...and ask her how she feels!
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Oh, my, Nagi has run away from home?
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Yes, do you have any ideas?
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Well, it is probably...
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What is the matter?!
**[16:12] ---**
Oh, no, some dust got in my eyes...
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A-Are you all right?
**[16:18] ---**
Hey, isn't it possible you were
mistaken about what you saw?
**[16:21] ---**
Well, it's true, them embracing would be...
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I can't get it out...
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Hayate!
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M-Miss, so this is where you were!
**[16:46] ---**
You came to see Isumi the
moment I disappeared?!
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What? Uh, yes, I did, but...
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Isumi can just take you for 150 million!
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What?! M-Miss!
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Why, Miss?!
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Shall I take him?
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What?!
**[17:09] ---**
What?!
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Shall I take my dear Hayate for 150 million?
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Wha?!
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Miss!
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Miss Nagi!
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**Thus, the romantic comedy has grown**
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**into a muddy, icky, quagmire
of a love-hate drama.**
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**In the meantime, as for Maria...**
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I have to do something about this, but...
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Wait, what? Huh? I've been left
alone somewhere along the way!
**[17:43] ---**
Video Rental
V Tachibana
***SIGN*** Shoplifting is a crime
**[17:48] ---**
I swear! What the heck is the big
idea of renting such boring DVDs?!
**[17:52] ---**
Huh?
**[17:53] ---**
Besides, what's with these?
**[17:54] ---**
They're all just hyped up pieces of garbage.
**[17:56] ---**
Th-That's my decision to make...
**[17:59] ---**
Shut up! Quiet!
**[18:00] ---**
Now you listen to me carefully!
**[18:02] ---**
Time is limited!
**[18:03] ---**
There are countless masterpieces
in this world that must be seen!
**[18:07] ---**
You are decisively lacking in "Gundam"!
**[18:08] ---**
Sieg Ze*n
**[18:10] ---**
G-Gundam?
**[18:12] ---**
That's right! "Gundam"!
**[18:14] ---**
So, I'll loan you all of it from
the original series to "00"!
**[18:18] ---**
What?! All of it?!
**[18:20] ---**
Just don't sleep, got it?!
**[18:22] ---**
Don't sleep and watch it all,
like your life depended on it!
**[18:24] ---**
"Char's Counterattack" and
"Turn A" are particularly...
**[18:26] ---**
Like he even understands!
**[18:28] ---**
Don't randomly loan out my DVDs!
**[18:31] ---**
I am not doing it randomly! I've
selected masterpieces to loan out!
**[18:34] ---**
What the hell are you doing here anyway?!
**[18:37] ---**
It's because I've run away
from home, of course!
**[18:39] ---**
The reason you didn't want
to be at home to begin with
**[18:42] ---**
was because that butler-in-debt
was there, right?!
**[18:44] ---**
Then, get your butt home already!
**[18:46] ---**
Because that butler-in-debt's
not at your house anymore!
**[18:51] ---**
Not there...
**[18:52] ---**
Hayate's...
**[18:55] ---**
...not there...
**[18:58] ---**
YOUNG SIR!!!
**[19:00] ---**
What are you doing bullying the Miss?!
**[19:03] ---**
I-I wasn't really bullying her...
**[19:05] ---**
At the rate you are going, Isumi
will come to hate you, too!
**[19:08] ---**
Doooom
**[19:12] ---**
Wait...
**[19:13] ---**
I'll just burn this damn store!
**[19:15] ---**
Let it all burn!
**[19:16] ---**
You cannot do this! Young Sir! Miss!
**[19:17] ---**
**Right around then, Saki was at the
mercy of two heartbroken children.**
**[19:22] ---**
**And now, next time, they
will fight against a robot.**
**[19:31] ---**
Wataru and Tarutaru
**[19:41] ---**
*I'm a kitten. I don't have a name yet.*
**[19:44] ---**
*The sky's so high up there again today...*
**[19:50] ---**
Look, look! So cute!
**[19:51] ---**
Oh, wow, a kitten!
**[19:52] ---**
It warms my heart!
**[19:54] ---**
**Hah, don't just let your heart be warmed.**
**[19:56] ---**
**If you've got any compassion, feed me!**
**[19:59] ---**
**Wait, you're really leaving?!
Coldhearted bastards! Hypocrites!**
**[20:05] ---**
**Darn, the rain in the city is cold.**
**[20:11] ---**
**But man, I'm hungry.**
**[20:14] ---**
Wataru
**[20:17] ---**
**Hey, that's milk!**
**[20:23] ---**
**Hey, you bastard!**
**[20:25] ---**
**You weren't gonna give it to me, bro?**
**[20:31] ---**
**Mouth-to-mouth feeding?!**
**[20:35] ---**
**C-Come on, bro...**
**[20:43] ---**
**H-Hey, you okay? You got a cold?**
**[20:49] ---**
Oh, my, Wataru, so this is where you were.
**[20:52] ---**
Oh!
**[20:54] ---**
So you found the kitty.
**[20:55] ---**
I'm so glad for you.
**[20:57] ---**
You've been worried and out looking for
it every time it rained, after all.
**[21:04] ---**
**Bro, you've been looking for me?**
**[21:08] ---**
There, there. There, there. There, there.
**[21:15] ---**
**Bro, what's your name?**
**[21:18] ---**
Taru.
**[21:20] ---**
Taru.
**[21:21] ---**
Oh, so this kitty's name is Tarutaru.
**[21:24] ---**
**What?!**
**[21:25] ---**
What a cute name!
**[21:32] ---**
**I-It's kind of lame, but
I'll just let it lie.**
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:14] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:14] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:32] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:32] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:50] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:50] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:04] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:04] ---**
Stars so beautiful, it'll
be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:28] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Best of luck tuning. I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
I'm Sakuya.
**[23:35] ---**
But don't ya think I get too
little screen time on this show?
**[23:38] ---**
Some characters show up every
week for no good reason.
**[23:41] ---**
No, that's because you upstage
the others when you show up...
**[23:44] ---**
Butler-in-debt, ya aren't
gonna gloss it over so easily.
**[23:47] ---**
Saku's the character that gets forgotten.
**[23:49] ---**
What was that?!
**[23:50] ---**
Oh, well, whatever. Here's
a risqué sexy shot of me.
**[23:53] ---**
Well? Did ya sear that image into yer eyes?
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Someone like me deserves to
get abandoned by the Miss.
***SIGN*** The next episode of "Hayate
the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Being allowed to work in a
grand mansion like that...
**[24:03] ---**
It was like a dream to begin with.
**[24:05] ---**
Hayate probably hates me now.
**[24:08] ---**
Then why don't you just test his love?
**[24:12] ---**
Test his love?
**[24:13] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:15] ---**
"Hearts Wavering".
**[24:16] ---**
Are you planning to fake a kidnapping?!
**[24:18] ---**
You should not do that!
**[24:19] ---**
Hearts Wavering
**[24:20] ---**
The clouds of war call to Hayate.
**[24:22] ---**