7 - Half-baked Jealousy!! Ja-pan

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[01:30] nagi
    Even when I'm on my own...
[01:34] nagi
    I can still make some tea!
[01:41] narr
    At the moment, Ojou-sama is all by herself.
[01:45] narr
    Her butler has been given a few days off...
[01:48] narr
    and has somehow ended up staying at the Student Council President's house.
[01:51] narr
    Her maid, concerned about his whereabouts, has disguised herself and has infiltrated the school!
[01:56] narr
    Because of this, Ojou-sama finds herself all alone in her mansion.
[02:17] nagi
    Maria! Hayate!
[02:19] nagi
    Hurry up and come back home!
SIGN    Half-baked Jealousy!! Ja-pan
[02:34] mari
    Excuse me, are you a member of the Student Council?
[02:37] haya
    No, I'm not.
[02:39] mari
    Oh, but isn't there a rule that says only members of the Student Council are allowed to come up here?
[02:45] haya
    W-Well, that's true, but I'm indebted to the President of the Student Council...
[02:52] haya
    so I thought I should probably help her out a bit.
[02:55] mari
    Oh? Does that mean that you're in love with her?
[03:02] haya
    Wh-What are you talking about?! That's completely and utterly absurd!
[03:06] mari
    The fact that you're denying it so strongly makes you suspicious.
[03:10] haya
    I-It's not like that!
[03:12] haya
    I mean, she's pretty and cool, so I guess I admire her a bit, but that doesn't mean...
[03:18] haya
    I'm in love or anything...
[03:22] haya
    What I mean to say is... um...
[03:25] mari
    Oh, Hayate-kun's such a cutie.
[03:29] mari
    For some reason, that just makes me want to tease him even more.
[03:34] mari
    Excuse me...
[03:38] haya
    What? It stopped?
[03:40] mari
    Oh, this elevator's quite old, so it stops randomly every once in a while.
[03:47] mari
    Let's see... When it stops, you have to...
[03:52] haya
    She is Maria-san after all?
[03:54] haya
    But, why?!
[03:56] haya
    Did she come here to come check on me because I hung up on her?
[04:01] haya
    Or maybe she came here to scold me?
[04:04] haya
    Th-This is bad. I've got no choice but to take the direct approach and apologize.
[04:08] haya
    Excuse me!
[04:13] mari
    Wh-What's he doing?
[04:15] mari
    Is he getting strange ideas because we're all alone?
[04:19] mari
    Y-You can't do this all of the sudden!
[04:21] haya
    I'm sorry this is so sudden, but I have to...
[04:35] hina
    It's all fixed now. Are you all okay in there?
[04:41] hina
    Wh-What are you doing, Ayasaki-kun?
[04:44] haya
    What? No, this isn't what it looks...
[04:47] hina
    What? Hey! Wait, Ayasaki-kun!
[04:58] haya
    Maria-san, why are you here?
[05:02] haya
    And doing c-cosplay as well...
[05:06] mari
    It's not cosplay!
[05:08] mari
    This is a perfectly normal outfit for a seventeen year old to be wearing!
[05:11] haya
    S-Sorry. You just seem more mature, so...
[05:16] mari
    You realize I only came here because I was worried about you.
[05:21] haya
    Worried about... me?
[05:25] mari
    That's right.
[05:26] mari
    To tell you the truth, the money I gave you...
[05:31] mari
    Why are you crying, Hayate-kun?!
[05:33] haya
    Because... because...
[05:36] haya
    Nobody has ever worried about me before, so...
[05:40] haya
    But you were worried about me and you even dressed up in that embarrassing uniform just for me...
[05:46] mari
    He's not trying to be unkind. He doesn't mean it...
[05:49] mari
    But, Hayate-kun, what are you-
[05:56] mari
    Yes? Oh, Nagi?
[05:59] mari
    What? The room's all messed up?
[06:01] mari
    O-Okay. I'll come home right away!
[06:06] mari
    Um, Hayate-kun, I...
[06:09] haya
    I'm fine!
[06:10] haya
    I won't make you worry anymore!
[06:13] mari
    Then, please come back home tomorrow evening.
[06:17] haya
    With bells on!
[06:19] haya
    I let my guard down because I was on my day off.
[06:23] haya
    However, I'm a butler for the Sanzenins at all times!
[06:27] haya
    Which means that freeloading at Hinagiku-san's house...
[06:31] ---
    is a disgrace to all butlers!
[06:39] hina
    I can't believe Ayasaki-kun...
[06:42] hina
    He's doing stuff like that with another girl,
[06:45] hina
    even though he already has a girlfriend...
[06:47] hina
    I'll have to give him an earful or else I'll be disgracing...
[06:50] hina
    every single Hakuou Gakuin Student Council President!
[06:52] haya
    Oh, Hinagiku-san!
[06:54] haya
    You've had a long day.
[06:56] haya
    Are you on your way home? You must be tired.
[06:59] hina
    Ayasaki-kun!
[07:00] hina
    You...
[07:01] haya
    By the way, what's your favorite dish?
[07:05] hina
    What? My favorite dish?
[07:07] haya
    Yes.
[07:10] hina
    Curry and hamburger steak, I guess...
[07:13] haya
    So you like boy's foods, do you?
[07:17] hina
    What's wrong with that?!
[07:20] hina
    Anyway, why are you so interested in my favorite foods?
[07:22] haya
    Your mother asked me to prepare dinner.
[07:26] hina
    What? Does that mean...
[07:28] haya
    Yes, your mother was suddenly called into work tonight.
[07:35] hina
    Does that mean it's just going to be the two of us tonight?
[07:38] haya
    No, Katsura-sensei said she'd be coming over this evening.
[07:42] haya
    I see.
[07:43] haya
    No, not that one. You gotta get the sweet curry sauce over there.
[07:48] haya
    Oh, I didn't realize you had the tastebuds of a child.
[07:52] hina
    I-It's not like that at all!
[07:55] hina
    Come on, Ayasaki-kun, let's go home!
[07:57] haya
    Yes, ma'am, Hinagiku-san.
[07:59] narr
    What on earth? What's with all this lovey-dovey high school chatter?
[08:07] hina
    Man, at this rate, everything's going to go at Ayasaki-kun's pace.
[08:14] hina
    I guess I should give him a piece of my mind after all.
[08:20] haya
    Right! As a Sanzenin butler,
[08:23] haya
    I have to make the world's best curry and hamburger steak.
[08:25] hina
    Hold up, Ayasaki-kun!
[08:29] haya
    Hinagiku-san?
[08:30] hina
    I can't stand people cooking for me, so I'm going to cook as well.
[08:35] haya
    But...
[08:36] hina
    No buts! Let's split the cooking. You do the curry, I'll do the hamburger steak!
[08:41] haya
    Gotcha.
[08:44] haya
    Hinagiku-san, do you eat celery?
[08:47] hina
    Of course I do! I'm not that much of a kid, you know!
[08:50] haya
    Wow, you're good at cutting onions.
[08:53] hina
    Idiot. Pass me that carrot, will you?
[08:55] haya
    Here you go.
[08:56] narr
    Now, you're talking softly like newlyweds. What is it with you two?!
[09:03] haya
    Hinagiku-san, I'm done over here.
[09:06] hina
    I'm done as well!
[09:11] haya
    E-Exquisite! Hinagiku-san, you're a great cook!
[09:14] hina
    This is incredible! Ayasaki-kun, you're a great cook too!
[09:23] hina
    Um, l-let's...
[09:25] haya
    ...set the table, shall we?
[09:28] narr
    Lovey-lovey-dovey! How embarrassing!
    So embarrassing! Too embarrassing!
[09:36] haya
    Anyway, it seems like Katsura-sensei still hasn't arrived...
[09:41] hina
    Yeah...
[09:45] hina
    I-I'll make some tea.
[09:47] haya
    Oh, don't worry, I'll do it!
[09:59] yuki
    Hey, Pops!
[10:02] yuki
    Bring me some money!
[10:04] oya
    I can serve you booze, but money...
[10:21] haya
    Um...
[10:34] hina
    But thinking about it, he's already got a girlfriend.
[10:39] hina
    So I suppose there's nothing to worry about.
[10:47] hina
    A girlfriend, huh?
[10:50] hina
    Oh yeah, Ayasaki-kun, do you want to take a bath?
[10:55] haya
    Y-You mean... together?
[10:58] hina
    What exactly are you thinking? Of course I don't mean that.
[11:04] hina
    Do you want to take a bath together?
[11:07] haya
    What?
[11:08] haya
    I... nah oboe hire...
[11:11] hina
    Try answering in English...
[11:14] hina
    So anyway, who would you rather get in the bath with?
[11:18] hina
    Me, Maria-san or that girl, Nishizawa-san?
[11:24] haya
    Wow! Well, I, um...
[11:27] hina
    In that case, how about my older sister?
[11:30] haya
    That's a definite no.
[11:32] yuki
    What did you say?!
[11:35] hina
    Honestly! You shouldn't be so easily swayed when you have a girlfriend.
[11:40] haya
    What?
[11:41] hina
    You'll only end up hurting her.
[11:43] haya
    But I don't have one...
[11:45] haya
    Um, I don't actually have a girlfriend.
[11:49] hina
    What?
[11:54] nagi
    It's not like I can't make a cup of tea myself!
[11:58] nagi
    It's just that I let my guard down a little...
[12:00] mari
    Of course.
[12:02] mari
    Anyway, I'm glad that it was only the kitchen that was wrecked.
[12:05] nagi
    Geez. This and everything else is all Hayate's fault...
[12:09] mari
    That reminds me... I forgot to ask Hayate-kun where he was staying.
[12:17] hina
    You don't have a what?
[12:19] haya
    Like I said, I don't have a girlfriend.
[12:24] hina
    What? What do you mean you don't have one?!
[12:27] hina
    I thought you were going out with that Nishizawa-san girl!
[12:29] haya
    What? Wh-Why do you think I'm going out with her all of a sudden?
[12:33] hina
    You can stop lying to me! I know she confessed to you on Valentine's Day.
[12:39] haya
    Well, she did, but I didn't answer her... or rather...
[12:44] haya
    I was told I didn't have to answer... so I couldn't give her an answer...
[12:54] hina
    Wait a minute. That means those two really aren't going out?
[12:58] hina
    I jumped to conclusions...
[13:03] hina
    and ended up bringing a single guy home with me and now, we're all alone late at night!
[13:07] haya
    Um, Hinagiku-san?
[13:10] hina
    Yes? How can I help?
[13:11] haya
    Um... you...
[13:13] hina
    Oh yeah, Ayasaki-kun, would you like some ice cream?
[13:16] hina
    You do, don't you?
[13:16] haya
    U-Umm...
[13:17] hina
    I'll go out and buy some for you!
[13:23] cler
    Thank you very much.
[13:31] hina
    This has thrown me off balance.
[13:33] hina
    I never even considered that they might not be dating...
[13:36] hina
    But I wonder why I'm feeling a little...
[13:50] hina
    You're...
[13:51] nish
    O-Oh! It's Hakuou's Student Council President.
[13:54] nish
    What are you doing here?
[13:56] nish
    Oh, perhaps you were chasing the same baked yam cart I was,
[13:57] nish
    Wait up! Wait up!
[13:59] nish
    and when you came to, you realized you were in someplace you didn't know?
[14:04] hina
    No, I don't have any exciting backstory like that.
[14:07] nish
    Oh, I see. Do you want a baked yam?
[14:11] hina
    No, not right now.
[14:14] hina
    This is really bad.
[14:16] narr
    At this moment, the thought going through Hinagiku's mind was that,
[14:20] narr
    at this rate, Nishizawa-san would somehow find out that Hayate is staying at her house,
[14:23] narr
    and that she'd get completely the wrong idea.
[14:26] narr
    Then, things would start getting really complicated, like they do in romantic comedies!
[14:32] ---
    That's the way we're heading!
[14:34] hina
    I've gotta make sure she doesn't get the wrong idea about what's going on!
[14:38] haya
    Ah, Hinagiku-san. The bath's ready for you.
[14:42] narr
    What an incorrigible klutz.
[14:45] hina
    Ayasaki-kun!
[14:46] haya
    Hm? Oh, Nishizawa-san?
[14:49] nish
    Oh, um... um...
[14:55] hina
    N-No, it's not what you think!
[14:59] nish
    S-Sorry for intruding!
[15:00] hina
    Wait a minute!
[15:01] haya
    Um...
[15:02] hina
    Geez! Hold this!
[15:05] nish
    I see. I didn't even know.
[15:07] nish
    If Hayate-kun's at the Student Council President's house, that means...
[15:11] nish
    those two are already newlyweds!
[15:15] narr
    You're wrong.
[15:16] nish
    And then I come along, totally oblivious, and try to make him commit adultery!
[15:21] narr
    I just said that you're wrong!
[15:23] hina
    Hey, hold your horses!
[15:27] nish
    Why are you chasing me?
[15:29] hina
    Because you're running away!
[15:31] nish
    Just leave me alone! Someone like me should just waste away...
[15:35] nish
    in an unfamiliar part of town with a baked yam in my hand!
[15:38] hina
    That's not what I meant!
[15:40] hina
    Why don't you stay over at my house too?
[15:41] nish
    What?
[15:43] hina
    Isn't that a better idea than endlessly worrying about a half-baked misunderstanding?
[15:49] nish
    B-But, I could never intrude on your love nest...
[15:54] hina
    Could you not refer to us like we're doing it?
[15:57] hina
    Besides, if you're really in love with Ayasaki-kun, why are you surrendering so easily?
[16:04] nish
    That's against the rules, isn't it? Saying something like that to a person's face.
[16:08] hina
    Man, you're just too darn cute!
[16:13] nish
    But, are you really sure it's okay for me to stay over?
[16:17] hina
    It's fine. Besides, I don't like the idea of a teenage boy and a girl being left to their own devices at night.
[16:25] nish
    So, does that mean you're not really in love with Hayate-kun?
[16:32] hina
    O-Of course I'm not!
[16:34] hina
    Why should I... um...
[16:38] cat
    Meow!
[16:38] hina
    Meow?
[16:48] haya
    Ah, Hinagiku-san, welcome home.
[16:51] haya
    Wait...
[16:52] haya
    What?!
[16:54] hina
    Wh-What should we do?
[16:58] nish
    Ah! It's so adorable!
[17:00] haya
    I'm pretty relieved it's got a clean bill of health.
[17:03] hina
    Thank you. You saved me.
[17:06] nish
    Hayate-kun, you seem to know lots about this.
[17:09] haya
    No, I'm just used to it.
[17:12] hina
    By the way, isn't this the first time you guys have seen each other since Valentine's Day?
[17:26] nish
    Ah, the kitten must be hungry! Hungry! Don't we have to feed it?!
[17:31] haya
    All right, I'll go buy some food. I know a good place we use at our house! I can put it on our tab!
[17:39] nish
    Th-Thanks.
[17:41] hina
    What are you doing? I just changed the conversation for you.
[17:45] nish
    W-Well, I hadn't prepared myself yet...
[17:49] nish
    I'm a bit calmer now, though.
[17:52] hina
    Hmm? Why?
[17:53] nish
    Because you're not in love with Hayate-kun.
[17:57] hina
    Oh...
[17:58] nish
    I think Hayate-kun's got a real weakness for girls like you.
[18:04] hina
    R-Really?
[18:06] nish
    Yes! Hayate-kun basically can't get enough of mature women!
[18:11] nish
    Especially girls who are reliable, pretty and kind.
    They turn his legs to mush the instant he sees them!
[18:18] hina
    But the fact that you love him even though you know that must mean that you're deeply in love with him.
[18:25] nish
    I-I already told you that you can't say those things to a person's face!
[18:31] hina
    Your cute side kinda makes me want to root for you.
[18:37] nish
    Y-You really mean that?
[18:39] hina
    Yes.
[18:41] hina
    That's right. She's serious about him. I can just...
[18:48] nish
    But, someone needs to root for Hayate-kun too.
[18:52] hina
    Why's that?
[18:54] nish
    Hayate-kun doesn't have a home,
[18:56] nish
    so whenever he can't go back to the mansion, he's left out in the cold.
[18:59] hina
    What about Ayasaki-kun's parents? Thinking about it, why is he even working as a butler?
[19:04] nish
    Oh, Katsura-san, you didn't know?
[19:07] nish
    Hayate-kun's parents dumped a one hundred and fifty million yen debt on Hayate-kun and disappeared.
[19:15] nish
    He's got it bad. Even though he never shows it...
[19:23] nish
    Oh, looks like he's back.
[19:27] hina
    There are things you can recognize in a glance.
[19:31] hina
    Maybe that's what's been bugging me all along...
[19:34] hina
    Because I vaguely sensed that...
[19:37] haya
    Nishizawa-san, Hinagiku-san. I'm back.
[19:42] hina
    He might be...
[19:46] ---
    burdened with the same pain I am...
[19:51] hina
    Ayasaki-kun...
[19:54] haya
    Hinagiku-san...
[19:56] haya
    That kitten's peeing all over you.
[20:05] nish
    Excuse me,
[20:07] ---
    I'll leave a change of clothes here for you.
[20:10] hina
    Oh, thank you very much.
[20:12] nish
    Don't mention it.
[20:15] hina
    Hey,
[20:17] ---
    aren't you going to ask him for an answer to your Valentine's confession?
[20:26] nish
    Oh...
[20:28] nish
    Well, I kinda already know the answer, so for now...
[20:36] nish
    my tactic is to just put it off!
[20:39] nish
    You see, if I can create a relationship where we're more than friends, but not quite lovers, then...
[20:44] nish
    if we're around each other for long enough, at some point...
[20:48] nish
    Hayate-kun might have a moment of insanity or something...
[20:52] nish
    I bet I wouldn't have to resort to such lame tactics if I was as cool as you,
[20:59] nish
    and then, I wouldn't have to worry about stuff like this...
[21:05] hina
    I worry as well...
[21:06] hina
    I'm really not cool at all...
[21:14] hina
    Hey, can you call me Hinagiku from now on?
[21:19] nish
    What?
[21:22] hina
    In return, I'll call you Ayumu, okay?
[21:29] hina
    I'm going to root for you.
[21:32] nish
    A-All right, instead of Katsura-san, I'll call you H-Hina-san!
[21:39] hina
    Why are you still adding "san" to the end?
[21:43] nagi
    So, Hayate's coming home tomorrow?
[21:45] mari
    Yes, that's right.
[21:47] nagi
    I guess I'm looking forward to it a little bit.
[21:49] mari
    You're not still embarrassed about him seeing you naked, are you?
[21:53] nagi
    Well, maybe just a little bit..
[21:56] nagi
    But I'm more worried about not being able to see Hayate's face...
[22:05] mari
    For now, your relationship is like patchwork,
[22:10] ---
    but I'm rooting for you...
[22:14] mari
    I hope your feelings will reach him someday.
[22:19] hina
    What? Kittens have to be fed milk every three hours?
[22:24] haya
    Yes.
[22:28] nish
    It looks like we're not gonna get any sleep tonight, are we?
[24:06] hina
    Sorry for making you wait. The preparations took longer than I expected.
[24:10] hina
    Okay, okay, don't cling to me like that.
[24:14] hina
    You'll get what you want in a moment.
[24:16] hina
    Here you go. Here's your milk.
[24:19] hina
    Ah, you really know how to sound cute!
[24:22] hina
    Oh, that's right, the preview!
[24:24] hina
    Apparently, the next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Shiranui Is Here.
[24:29] hina
    You're just too darn cute, meow!