13 - I Hear That Those Whole Rule the Summer Rule at Entrance Exams

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright and
    sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress
    in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights and puts
    his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    Ladies and gentlemen,
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    thank you for watching "Hayate
    the Combat Butler" again today!
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    Now, let us sing the theme song together!
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
[02:07] SIGN
    I Hear That Those Who Rule the
    Summer Rule at Entrance Exams
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    I wonder what Miss Nishizawa's
    doing right now.
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    One family sort of group...
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    Five to six customers...
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    Two couples...
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    One old man...
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    Full house...
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    No customers...
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    Welcome.
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    Let me see...
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    Anmitsu with ice cream, egg-drop
    New Year's soup, tokoroten jelly,
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    kudzu mochi, Abekawa mochi,
    isobe-yaki rice cakes,
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    country style zenzai, and a cream soda.
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    I'd like all those things, please.
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    Y-Yes, ma'am.
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    I wonder what Hayate's doing right now.
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    Come to think of it, I wonder what
    Miss Nishizawa was doing here.
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    ...and take this girl...
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    ...and lick her all over!
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    Hayate!
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    Lightning Kick!
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    Oh? Miss Nishizawa?
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    I-I'm so glad! It is you!
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    And the commotion with the
    Miss on top of that...
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    The Miss...
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    and Miss Nishizawa...
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    A delivery for you.
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    Thank you very much.
SIGN    Hakuou Private Academy
SIGN    Miss Nagi Sanzenin
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    Still, I feel bad about doing
    that to Miss Nishizawa...
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    I love you, Hayate!
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    What?!
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    I don't want this to be good-bye!
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    So won't you please go out with me?!
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    But right now, I have no business
    going out with a girl anyway.
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    What?! Uh, um...
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    I'm sorry.
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    What?!
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    The truth is...
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    ...I'm only interested
    in 2-dimensional things.
SIGN    Crushed!!
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    There must have been a better
    way to turn her down...
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    Hayate, you jerk!
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    But I have no idea what I should
    do in situations like that.
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    But why did I think of
    the Miss right then...?
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    Is that you, Hayate?
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    Yes.
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    Miss, a delivery has arrived for you...
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    Oh, thanks. Go ahead and open it for me.
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    Miss.
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    You are technically a girl,
    so please don't read like that.
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    R-Right...
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    I bet this is how it feels to be a big
    brother worried about his kid sister.
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    It'll be a long time before I
    have time for a girlfriend.
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    I have my hands full with the Miss already.
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    By the way, what is this?
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    It looks to be some documents
    from Hakuou Academy...
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    Oh, the transfer application,
    right? For you?
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    Oh, for me.
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    Wait! What do you mean, for me?!
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    They're documents for you
    to transfer into Hakuou.
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    No, no, I haven't heard about this.
     This is news to me!
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    And I'm delivering the news!
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    B-But I was dismissed from my old school!
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    I already know that.
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    What?
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    Because I sent for documents
    from that school, too.
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    Oh, look. Here they are.
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    B-But what about the tuition?!
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    I don't have those kind of financial means.
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    What are you saying?
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    I'm paying for it, of course.
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    B-But...!
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    Honestly! What's the problem?!
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    Don't you want to go to school with me?!
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    Besides, this is sort of
    my way of thanking you,
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    so don't worry about it.
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    I'll get to go back... to school...
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    Miss... Thank y...
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    Whoa! What are you crying for?!
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    Because... Because...
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    What did you do to make him cry?
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    No, no! I didn't make him cry!
    Hayate just started on his own!
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    According to this document,
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    it seems you'll still have to
    take a transfer admission test.
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    Well, if he is to claim
    to be a Sanzenin butler,
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    he had better be able to pass a mere
    transfer admission test from Hakuou.
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    Oh, my, Mr. Klaus!
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    You're alive!
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    Please don't go killing
    me off so thoughtlessly.
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    So, well... If he doesn't pass,
    let's just say he'll be fired.
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    Hey! After all this time?!
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    That's fine.
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    If I don't pass after everything
    you've done for me,
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    it would be inexcusable!
    As a butler and as a man!
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    So I shall put it on display for all of you!
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    My... My most earnest effort!
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    Incidentally, Hakuou Academy requires
    a standard score of over 65.
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    I...
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    I will be fine!
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    Fine!
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    Incidentally, the transfer
    admission test is tomorrow.
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    A f-fart in a windstorm
    is not necessary, Miss.
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    But I wonder if Hayate
    really will be all right.
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    Considering his grades at his last school,
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    it's honestly going to be tight.
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    Where's Hayate?
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    He's studying.
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    I see.
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    Come in.
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    How is it going?
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    Well, it's coming along.
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    Please try not to let your
    nerves get the better of you.
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    Yes, ma'am!
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    I'll listen to Maria's advice
    and leave it at that.
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    H-Head Butler!
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    Please wake up! Please
    wake up! This is my bed!
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    Good morning.
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    It is not morning yet!
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    Please leave!
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    Hayate Ayasaki, you misunderstand me.
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    What?
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    I, too, want you to be
    admitted to Hakuou Academy.
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    I want you to pass tomorrow's
    transfer admission test!
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    Do you really mean that?
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    Do these eyes look like those of a liar's?
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    You're scaring me.
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    Sorry.
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    If you have my best interests at heart,
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    please leave and let me sleep.
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    I have your best interests at heart
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    and that's why I came to relate the
    story of my entrance exam experience!
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    No, thank you!
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    Yes, thank you!
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    You're being unreasonable!
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    Oh, really! This is not necessary!
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    This was back when I applied to enter
    a prestigious private kindergarten.
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    Aw, he's started already.
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    There was a problem I just couldn't solve.
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    The end of the test period
    was fast approaching.
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    Even then, as young as I
    was, I could not solve it.
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    But just as my time was about to be up...
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    Klaus, you passed.
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    Are you trying to say that one
    mustn't give up, no matter what?
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    Head Butler!
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    Mr. Klaus!
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    Get out!
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    My rare appearance has me feeling shy.
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    Deluxe animation! Tama's house!
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    Sine, cosine, tangent.
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    The test's probably going to
    cover some of that stuff.
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    That voice!
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    Tama! How'd you get in here?!
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    I thought I'd tell you the
    Hakuou entrance exam trends
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    and teach you how to deal with them.
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    I don't want to learn anything from you!
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    Beat it!
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    That should do it.
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    Hayate! Hayate!
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    It's not morning yet, so you've
    got plenty of time to sleep.
[14:02] SIGN
    Hakuou Academy
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    Are you okay?
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    I'm just a little short on sleep.
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    A streetcar?
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    The campus is big, after all.
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    Well, I did everything I could, but...
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    I wonder what kind of test it's going to be.
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    Probably pretty normal,
    like English and stuff.
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    I don't think that study guide will
    help you pass at all, though.
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    You think Hakuou Academy's
    transfer admission test
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    would be something so normal?!
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    Little Nagi?
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    Good of you to come,
    ex-suspicious individual!
[15:03] ---
    And Little Nagi!
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    I'm your test administrator for today!
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    The beautiful world history
    teacher, Yukiji Katsura!
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    The b-beautiful?
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    Don't turn that into a question!
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    You say it's not normal, Miss Katsura?
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    But I took a normal test to get in.
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    Keep looking back at the past
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    and you'll have nothing to gain
    from the future, Little Nagi!
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    I don't know about the wisdom
    of only looking ahead, either.
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    At any rate!
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    We're going to begin the transfer
    admission test, so come with me!
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    Your assignment is none other than
    a Redmond-style interview exam!
[15:43] ---
    A Redmond-style interview exam refers to...
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    a test that has been rapidly adopted
    by businesses in recent years,
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    which uses logic questions to test
    the true intelligence of applicants.
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    "Why are manhole covers round?"
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    Such tough brainteasers must
    be answered logically,
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    and the test is used to judge
    fundamental intelligence
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    in a way that does not
    rely on memorized facts.
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    I see. Hakuou Academy's
    prestige isn't for nothing.
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    Even their transfer admission
    test is a bit different.
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    By the way, why do you suppose
    manhole covers are round?
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    Because if it were square, the slightest
    shift would cause it to fall in, right?
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    Since the diagonal length of a
    square is longer than its sides.
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    On a circle, it's the same,
    even if it shifts, so...
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    Ah! You're very smart, Miss!
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    Of course.
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    I'm not attending Hakuou
    on a whim or for show.
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    All right, then we'll begin the test.
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    It'll be taking place inside the classroom.
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    The test will begin the moment you enter
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    and everything you say and do
    will be subject to scoring!
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    Bear that in mind in
    tackling this challenge!
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    And now, your first problem...
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    ...is this!
SIGN    SNAP
[17:15] SIGN
    CRAAAAASH
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    Are you mocking our Hayate?!
[17:17] SIGN
    Can't show you!
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    Or are you permitted to do whatever
    you please because you're a teacher?!
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    Little Nagi, your jabs are harsh.
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    However, this is the
    prestigious Hakuou Academy!
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    And this is a Redmond-style interview
    exam to test your true intelligence!
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    If you want to give the answer that
    just occurred to you, feel free.
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    But do you really think
    that's the correct answer?
[17:46] ---
    Yes, it's true.
    By the normal way of thinking,
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    you use a tool to get the banana.
[17:52] ---
    It's an intelligence test for monkeys.
[17:54] ---
    However, in Redmond-style interview exams,
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    the first answer that occurs
    to you is usually wrong.
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    In which case...
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    I have it.
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    The key to this problem is none other than
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    the height at which the banana is hung.
[18:12] ---
    The banana is actually at a height
    that you can reach by hand.
[18:17] ---
    So the tools lying around
    are all red herrings.
[18:23] ---
    The correct answer is none other than
[18:25] ---
    "grab it with your hand
    without using any tools"!
[18:27] ---
    This is the correct answer.
[18:38] SIGN
    Growl~
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    Monkeys enduring hunger,
    unable to cleverly reach the food.
[18:44] ---
    The only food around.
[18:47] ---
    Oh, damn it!
[18:49] ---
    So that was the catch.
[18:51] ---
    I see.
[18:53] ---
    Which means, after everything
    I went through,
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    it's been a while, but I'm going
    to get all bloody in this episode?
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    But you know...
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    If I don't win this fight, I won't...
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    ...get to go to school!
[19:18] ---
    Here I come!
[19:21] ---
    I didn't imagine he would choose
    to fight instead of fleeing.
[19:24] ---
    More like, this is animal abuse.
[19:29] ---
    But your butler sure is putting up a fight.
[19:32] ---
    Well, he's got a lot riding
    on this test, after all.
[19:35] ---
    I see.
[19:42] ---
    Then, shall we cut the joke
    short and get on with the test?
[19:45] ---
    What?! This was a joke?!
[19:49] ---
    Well, yeah. It'd be easy if you could
    test for intelligence like this.
[19:53] ---
    Then why did you make me do this?!
[19:55] ---
    I sort of wanted to loosen you up
    as thanks for what you did for me.
[20:00] ---
    I don't need this sort of thanks!
[20:03] ---
    Thus, in pretty poor condition,
    both mentally and physically,
[20:08] ---
    Hayate tackled the test.
[20:11] ---
    Calm down!
[20:12] ---
    Just calm down!
[20:19] ---
    How did it go?
[20:20] ---
    Well, I managed to answer all
    the questions somehow, but...
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    If I don't pass after everything
    you've done for me...
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    What shall I do, Miss?
[20:30] ---
    What kind of discouraging
    comment is that now?
[20:34] ---
    You're certain to have passed.
[20:37] ---
    I saw the promise in you.
[20:39] ---
    So let's go to school together!
[20:45] ---
    You're right, Miss.
[20:54] ---
    Huh? Madam Superintendent...
[20:56] SIGN
    Superintendent's Office
[20:57] ---
    I'm to deliver this notice
    to the Sanzenin residence?
[21:02] ---
    But Madam Superintendent...
[21:05] SIGN
    Not Accepted
[21:05] ---
    Perhaps this is my imagination,
[21:07] ---
    but I feel like there is
    one word too many here...
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    Well, he fell short of a
    passing mark by one point.
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    It's too bad.
[21:18] ---
    I-I see...
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    If he had taken the test
    in a calmer frame of mind,
[21:23] ---
    maybe he would have passed...
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    It's really too bad.
[21:29] ---
    So, there you have it.
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    I will be counting on you
    to do this, Miss Katsura.
[21:37] ---
    In the meantime, at the Sanzenin
    residence, not knowing this...
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    We're getting ahead of ourselves, but
    shall we celebrate your acceptance?
[21:44] ---
    What?! Really?! I'm so happy!
[21:47] ---
    ...they were already plunging
    into celebration mode.
[21:52] ---
    If my dreams have taken your heart
[21:52] ---
    Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
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    Kizutsuke-tetara
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    And brought it pain
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    Sono omoi wa itsuka
[22:03] ---
    Someday, that anguish
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    Boku ga morau yo
[22:08] ---
    I will take from you
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    Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
[22:13] ---
    While trembling over something precious
[22:19] ---
    Kakezuri-mawatte
[22:19] ---
    And madly dashing about
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    Seou itami ni hibi wa
[22:24] ---
    The hurt I bore made the days
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    Muimi ni sugita
[22:29] ---
    Go by emptily
[22:34] ---
    Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
[22:34] ---
    Just chasing and continually being overtaken
[22:40] ---
    Tohou ni kureru kaze
[22:40] ---
    A wind who's lost its bearing
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    Kimi no doko ni furetara
[22:45] ---
    What part of you should I touch
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    Ii ka o sagashita
[22:50] ---
    I sought it out
[22:55] ---
    Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
[22:55] ---
    You alone, I want to protect so much
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    Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
[23:00] ---
    Getting away from the rut of desire
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    Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
[23:06] ---
    Someday, it will all be ours and that
[23:10] ---
    Kimi to boku no Proof
[23:10] ---
    Is our proof, yours and mine
[23:15] ---
    Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
[23:15] ---
    Even all my tears, I entrust to you
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
[23:28] ---
    ...Butler Report!
SIGN    Butler Report
[23:30] ---
    Hayate, did you have fun studying
    for the entrance exam?
[23:33] ---
    Yes, it had been a while since I got
    to enjoy feeling like a student.
[23:36] ---
    Thank you very much, Miss.
[23:38] ---
    Thanks is not necessary, Hayate.
[23:39] ---
    We'll be able to go to school
    together every day now.
[23:42] ---
    What?! Well, I suppose so.
[23:44] ---
    This will be good-bye to days of
    all-nighters and internet gaming.
[23:48] ---
    That's not good.
[23:49] ---
    What?!
[23:50] ---
    All right! You're going to skip
    school with me from now on!
[23:53] ---
    What?!
[23:54] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:56] SIGN
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    It was just a tiny prank! It
    was meant to be a little joke!
SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate
    the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    I never imagined he would fall short
    of passing by just one point!
[24:03] ---
    So, you want me to come
    with you to apologize?
[24:05] ---
    Yes, if you please, that is
    exactly what I am asking!
[24:07] ---
    We will be holding a
    magnificent party today!
[24:10] ---
    And we owe it all to that boy
    gaining acceptance into Hakuou!
[24:14] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:15] ---
    "Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party.
    Hurry up, seriously".
[24:19] ---
    This situation makes bringing up the
    subject even harder than I expected.
[24:19] SIGN
    Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party.
    Hurry up, seriously
[24:22] ---
    Absolute destiny: Apocalypse.