11 - The Value of My Life: Priceless
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When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
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That's right.
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Hayate was about to welcome
a rare, peaceful morning.
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However, he had no way
of knowing that this...
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would turn out to be a life-altering day!
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Nagi, why don't we go to the primary family
residence for once, where your grandfather resides?
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That is... I would like
introduce Hayate as well.
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You don't have to express
such undisguised loathing...
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Who is this grandfather?
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Grandfather Mikado, the head
of the Sanzenin family.
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Head of the family?
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In other words,
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the person currently in possession
of the Sanzenin family estate.
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I feel like I could end up getting
fired if I make the wrong impression...
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No, he could easily wipe you
off the face of this planet.
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A butler is one who serves.
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A butler is one who waits upon others.
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A butler is a formal guardian,
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who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.
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Yes!
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This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...
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A super combat battle story!
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The human body holds untold powers.
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The more you train, the more...
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Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
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Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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Unmei ni makete
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Giving in to fate
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Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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And hunkering down is no fun
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Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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That's just not cool!
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Uso kara deta makoto
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Many a true word is spoken in jest
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Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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Zettai, nase ba naru!
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Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
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Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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Karada nami ni makasereba
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Just let it take you
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Kanchigai no yume
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Dreams that are misguided
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Mato-hazure no kitai
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Hopes that are way off base
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Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
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Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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Let's kick up the earth and start running
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Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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Like the capricious breeze that dances about
[02:58] SIGN
The Value of My Life: Priceless
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So we hired a new butler.
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I don't think there's any need to pay our
respects to that old geezer at this point.
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Don't say such things.
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Your grandfather is the only
immediate family you have.
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Man, it's been a long time
since I've seen Grandpa Mikado.
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Wait... Never mind all that.
Why are you here?
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Oh, please! I'm related to the
Sanzenin family, too, remember?
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But what kind of man is your grandfather?
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If this were Dragon Quest, he'd be Zoma.
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In the traditional storytelling
world, he'd be Danshi.
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W-Will I do okay?
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Meeting such a terrifying sounding person...
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I doubt you'll be okay.
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If ya offend him,
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that man could easily crush
an indebted butler's life.
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After all, he's da man who destroyed Compile,
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just 'cause Puyo Pop was hard.
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What?!
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Incidentally, Nomura Toys'
downfall was also 'cause of him.
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Are you serious?!
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She's kidding.
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Well, in any case, he's
kind of a fiendish guy,
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so try not to be taken in if
he says anything odd to you.
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I-I see...
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What's that?
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I'll have you know, it's not the castle...
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of the poisonous-apple-eating
princess of the mouse kingdom.
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Master Mikado Sanzenin.
This is her grandfather's primary residence.
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Wait... So, what country are we in?
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What line of work is your grandfather in?
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Hmm... Oil baron, I guess?
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That is not a line of work...
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Hayate was belatedly
coming to the realization
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that Nagi was not just your
run-of-the-mill rich girl...
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Welcome home, Miss Nagi.
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Right. I'm back.
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But that she was an INCREDIBLY rich girl.
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But talk about a stuffy bunch.
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And Miss Sakuya and Maria, it
is good of you to come as well.
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Not at all.
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Come, this way, please.
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By the way, I apologize for disturbing
you upon your return, but...
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What shall we do with this
suspicious individual?
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Help! Help!
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He had snuck aboard the chopper.
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Help! Help!
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He looks incredibly suspicious!
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Help! Help!
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I can appreciate your sentiment, but
he's not a suspicious individual.
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He's Himegami's successor
and he serves as my butler.
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This shabby-looking man, who
seems to have no luck with money?
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Nobody asked your opinion.
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But... um... that is...
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Hayate put up with the comments.
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Because he most certainly did
not have any luck with money
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and there was no question
that he was shabby-looking.
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You didn't have to emphasize it like that.
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But man, that was hilarious!
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Now, Saku, don't laugh at him so much.
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It's fine.
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I knew from the start that
I didn't fit in here anyway.
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Well, don't let it bother you.
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They just called it like they saw it.
There was no malice behind it.
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That is right. You will only waste
your time letting it get to you.
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It's true that I'm 150 million yen in debt,
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but do I really look like I
have such poor luck with money?
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In this world, there are more important
things than money, like compassion.
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Each individual must be considerate
of the planet's future.
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They won't look me in the eye...
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Oh, that reminds me.
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Nagi, being dressed like that for your
meeting with your grandfather is...
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You're right.
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Okay, I'm going to change, so go
get some fresh air or something.
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Right...
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I got kicked out.
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Still, this is a belated realization,
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but to let a man like me,
so deeply in debt, run loose
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in this place packed full of
treasures seems far too imprudent.
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Is this something of value?
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It makes a good sound...
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This piece alone just might be able
to pay off my 150 million yen debt!
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At best, that vase will fetch
5 million on Yahoo Auctions,
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so you won't be able to pay off your debt.
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It was
just an impulsive thought!
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You needn't worry. I can
tell, just by looking at you,
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that you're not the kind of person
who would do such a thing.
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Hey, now. Don't look at me like,
"What's this senile old man saying?"
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P-Pardon me.
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Um, who might you be?
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I'm a member of this household.
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I'm taking care of the yard right now.
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Oh, you're a gardener.
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I swear... You don't have
faith in my insight, do you?
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I'll have you know!
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Whoops. Sorry about that.
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All right, I'll show you just
how formidable my insight is,
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so come along with me!
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This old man's smile sparkles
like that of a boy...
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Behold!
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Say, Maria, this outfit is a bit big.
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Oh, I knew it!
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That's just peeping!
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To train one's insight,
one must work daily...
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And after working daily, what kind
of criminal do you intend to become?!
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I just don't get it, though.
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What is someone like you doing
with a debt of 150 million?
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It was originally my parents' gambling debt.
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My parents are incredible good-for-nothings
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and they gifted me to some "very
generous people" as collateral.
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And then, Miss Nagi took on that debt for me.
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So now, I am in the process
of returning it over 40 years.
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I see.
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I am really grateful to Miss Nagi.
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So grandpa, you mustn't peep at her, either.
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Well, I'm going to go now.
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In other words,
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your life is utterly meaningless.
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What?
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You're awfully insipid for a man
that Nagi's placed her faith in.
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Grandpa, who are you?
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My insight is the real thing!
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The bursting of the bubble,
the change in government,
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and even Toshi losing his hair!
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I anticipated it all with these eyes of mine!
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Even the unprecedented little sister boom!
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I foresaw its coming since before the war!
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And these eyes are telling me now...
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Your life is even more meaningless
than the lives of your scummy parents!
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I, Mikado Sanzenin, assure you that it is.
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My life is...
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...meaningless?
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Yes, it's meaningless.
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A life spent merely for the
sake of repaying a debt...
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...is utterly meaningless.
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However, if you still wish to make
your life something of value...
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I-Is this...
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...a levitation stone?
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No! That is your guide!
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If you believe that your
life may yet have meaning,
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do not lose it, do not
let it be taken from you.
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Keep it with you until the day comes.
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And if you are able to obtain the thing
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at the end of the road that it leads you to,
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never mind 150 million. A
billion! Even 10 billion!
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All of that will surely be within your reach.
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With the meaning of his life
denied in its entirety,
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will Hayate be able to
begin walking down the road
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shown to him by the pendant?
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To be continued in the second half.
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Wait...
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Hey, Maria, are we okay with
not having a punch line?!
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Oh, please.
[11:29] ---
We have not had much of a punch
line in the past, either.
[11:33] ---
Not good! If there isn't at
least one punch line a minute,
[11:35] ---
a Kansai person's blood starts to tingle!
[11:41] ---
Don't run! It won't make for a punch line!
[11:43] ---
That punch line is already an empty shell!
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I say this to you, it is garbage!
[11:49] ---
Shaddup! Punch it already!
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All right, I guess it didn't happen.
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Lambada.
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The baby boomer generation.
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O Granddaughter, do you want to
inherit the Sanzenin family fortune?
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Huh?
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I don't particularly want it,
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but if it means that you'll
be dying soon, I'd welcome it.
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Maria! O Maria! My granddaughter
is being mean to me!
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Oh, my, now that is a problem.
[12:23] ---
It's not like I'm being mean.
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Grandpa, never mind the fortune,
can I get some pocket change?
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Besides, even without all that,
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as long as I have the World Business
Satellite show and the stock market,
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I will never have money problems.
[12:36] ---
Damn it! Uselessly gaining more
and more knowledge every year...
[12:39] ---
You're the one who had me educated
so that would happen, remember?
[12:43] ---
However...
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I don't recall teaching you
to draw such worthless manga!
[12:54] SIGN
Seen From Below
SIGN Can't show you!
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Where the hell did you
get a hold of my manga?!
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My granddaughter really is mean to me!
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, but Grandfather, why did
you suddenly bring this up?
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Oh, the truth is, at this rate...
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...Nagi will end up dead.
[13:13] SIGN
Loser Park
[13:19] SIGN
-inner
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Th-There it is again...
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All right! I got it this time!
[13:26] SIGN
Winner
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Yes!
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That's ominous...
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All I ever thought about was money,
because of the way my parents were...
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I'd never even thought about my own life...
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But am I okay with my life being like that?
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A life spent solely for the
purpose of repaying debt...
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Hayate!
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Oh, Miss.
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I've been looking for you.
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Come on, let's hurry up and leave.
[14:08] ---
What? We're leaving already?
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Yes, I can't put up with that
stinking old geezer anymore!
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Did something happen?
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Something did happen...
Or rather, will happen...
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What?
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What is about to happen?
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Wh-Wh-Wha... Who is this person?!
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Damn! So he's really come.
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You are quite skilled to
dodge Gilbert's sword!
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Wh-Who is this fake-sounding foreigner?
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Um... It's a long story, but...
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He's the man who may inherit all
of the Sanzenin family fortune.
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I-Inherit it all?
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Um, in other words...
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The story will grind to a halt if
we leave the explanation to Nagi,
[15:10] ---
What?!
[15:10] ---
so we will have you watch the
rest of the earlier scene here.
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Oh, but Grandfather, why did
you suddenly bring this up?
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Oh, the truth is, at this rate...
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...Nagi will end up dead.
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Huh?! Why would I end up dead?!
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Have you finally gone senile,
you stinking old geezer?!
[15:32] ---
I have not gone senile, nor do I stink.
[15:35] ---
Just think about it, Granddaughter.
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I do not have long to live.
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And once I die, the family fortune
will go to you in its entirety.
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However, many of our relatives
do not favor this arrangement.
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It's true.
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There are people out there who would
sell their son for 150 million,
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so it seems plausible that some
may try to take Nagi's life.
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Indeed.
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So I came up with an idea.
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If someone can fulfill a certain condition,
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I would leave the Sanzenin
family fortune, not to Nagi,
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but to that person instead.
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Oh-ho. And what is this condition?
[16:10] ---
Yes, this condition is...
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I'm sorry.
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I've lost.
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I'll leave the family fortune to you,
[16:25] ---
so please have mercy on me.
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...and make you apologize in tears.
[16:34] SIGN
The Tail Wagging the Dog
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I'd rather die than spout
such embarrassing lines!
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I don't know...
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I just don't understand the things
that rich people come up with.
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Not to worry, I don't understand it, either.
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So, that being the case...
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Please apologize in tears to me!
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Like hell I'm apologizing to you! Moron!
[17:03] ---
Please apologize in tears to me!
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Don't you have any pride or anything?!
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Doing such things is
useless! Get out of here!
[17:12] ---
Is that so? Then you leave me no choice.
[17:23] ---
What are you doing to Hayate?!
[17:27] ---
According to Old Man Mikado...
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If I just beat that weak-looking
butler to a pulp,
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there's a chance that the Miss
might apologize in tears.
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So I'm gonna beat the crap outta him
and make the family fortune mine!
[17:46] ---
If the Miss can no longer inherit
the Sanzenin family fortune,
[17:50] ---
that means she won't be enormously
rich like she is now, right?
[17:55] ---
If that were to happen,
would this girl be alone...?
[17:58] ---
Rendered homeless, like me?
[18:04] ---
The rice porridge is ready.
[18:06] ---
I'm sorry, Maria, for all the
trouble I'm putting you through...
[18:11] ---
We promised not to talk about that, remember?
[18:14] ---
If only Hayate would pay you back...
[18:19] ---
I shouldn't have lent him
that 150 million yen.
[18:26] ---
That could be possible!
[18:28] ---
Hayate, watch out!
[18:31] ---
Prepare to meet your fate!
[18:35] ---
Money! Money!
[18:37] ---
Damn it! Why you!
[18:40] ---
Money!
[18:43] ---
A life spent merely for the
sake of repaying a debt...
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...is utterly meaningless.
[18:48] ---
Meaningless!
[18:49] ---
Meaningless!
[18:54] ---
The Miss came to my rescue, wearing
that silly-looking mask...
[18:59] ---
The Miss put her heart and soul
into nursing me back to health...
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To think the Miss might face
adversity because of me...
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At any rate, I'll think of a
way to repay my debt quickly.
[19:13] ---
But right now, there's the Miss!
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I don't yet know what the
meaning of my life is,
[19:20] ---
but right now, I just have to...
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Why you!
[19:25] ---
Universe!
[19:50] ---
H-Hayate...
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I'll protect you.
[19:57] ---
What?
[20:01] ---
Anyone... who tries to make you cry...
[20:06] ---
I'll protect you from them.
[20:12] ---
Would that... be all right?
[20:23] ---
Um...
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That is, uh...
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I-I'll be counting on you.
[20:43] ---
What's this? Is this gonna become
a battle anime startin' next week?
[20:47] ---
No, it will not.
[20:53] ---
The boy shook free of uncertainty
[20:56] ---
and found meaning in his life,
protecting his mistress.
[21:01] ---
In which direction does butler
Hayate's tomorrow lie?!
[21:03] ---
Next time, he will be fighting
with all kinds of circumstances.
[21:11] ---
Don't you lose that pendant, boy.
[21:14] ---
Still...
[21:15] ---
Oh, Maria has gone...
[21:20] ---
That hurt!
[21:21] ---
Wh-What's this? You're still here?
[21:23] ---
I still haven't gotten my
pocket change, after all.
[21:26] ---
Never mind that, how do you plan to get home?
[21:28] ---
Nagi and the others are over there already.
[21:30] ---
What?!
[21:35] ---
Y'all left me here all by my lonesome?
[21:38] SIGN
Wooooooo...
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What a cold era this is!
[21:52] ---
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
[21:52] ---
If my dreams have taken your heart
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Kizutsuke-tetara
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And brought it pain
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Sono omoi wa itsuka
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Someday, that anguish
[22:08] ---
Boku ga morau yo
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I will take from you
[22:13] ---
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
[22:13] ---
While trembling over something precious
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Kakezuri-mawatte
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And madly dashing about
[22:23] ---
Seou itami ni hibi wa
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The hurt I bore made the days
[22:29] ---
Muimi ni sugita
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Go by emptily
[22:34] ---
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
[22:34] ---
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
[22:40] ---
Tohou ni kureru kaze
[22:40] ---
A wind who's lost its bearing
[22:45] ---
Kimi no doko ni furetara
[22:45] ---
What part of you should I touch
[22:50] ---
Ii ka o sagashita
[22:50] ---
I sought it out
[22:55] ---
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
[22:55] ---
You alone, I want to protect so much
[23:00] ---
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
[23:00] ---
Getting away from the rut of desire
[23:05] ---
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
[23:05] ---
Someday, it will all be ours and that
[23:10] ---
Kimi to boku no Proof
[23:10] ---
Is our proof, yours and mine
[23:14] ---
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
[23:14] ---
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
[23:26] ---
This is Nagi...
[23:26] ---
...and Hayate's...
[23:27] ---
...Butler Report!
SIGN Butler Report
[23:30] ---
Unfortunately, our week of being
reinforced by Maria ends today.
[23:34] ---
What? It does?
[23:36] ---
Starting next time, that hugely
popular character will be appearing!
[23:39] ---
Could that possibly be the #1 in
popularity polls? That Hina...
[23:43] ---
No!
[23:46] ---
Hayate, it will be Nagi's turn
on duty starting next time.
[23:48] ---
Or rather, this is the end of my week.
[23:50] ---
Aren't I being treated
awfully poorly for all that?
[23:52] ---
Look forward to next time with keen interest!
[23:54] ---
Bye-bye!
[23:56] SIGN
Preview
[23:56] ---
Um, is that you, Hayate?
[23:58] ---
M-Miss Nishizawa...
SIGN The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[23:59] ---
We haven't seen each other since Christmas.
[24:00] ---
What in the world have you
been doing since then?
[24:02] ---
Well, a lot of things happened...
[24:03] ---
I'm working as a butler
at a certain mansion, now.
[24:06] ---
What? Is that a joke?
[24:08] ---
Oh, but I'm glad. I'm really
happy that I got to see you.
[24:11] ---
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:13] ---
"Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff
[24:15] ---
"that Being Young is About Not Looking Back".
[24:17] ---
Wait, Hayate!
[24:19] ---
My... My feelings for you are...!
[24:19] SIGN
Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff
that Being Young is About Not Looking Back
[24:21] ---
You'll get to see Newtypes in combat!
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