# 11 - The Value of My Life: Priceless

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**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",<br>**[00:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;please keep the room bright<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and sit well away from the TV.<br>**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate was about to welcome*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a rare, peaceful morning.*<br>**[00:14] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, he had no way*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of knowing that this...*<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*would turn out to be a life-altering day!*<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi, why don't we go to the primary family<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;residence for once, where your grandfather resides?<br>**[00:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is... I would like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;introduce Hayate as well.<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to express<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;such undisguised loathing...<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who is this grandfather?<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grandfather Mikado, the head<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Sanzenin family.<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Head of the family?<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words,<br>**[00:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the person currently in possession<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Sanzenin family estate.<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like I could end up getting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fired if I make the wrong impression...<br>**[00:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, he could easily wipe you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;off the face of this planet.<br>**[01:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**A butler is one who serves.**<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**A butler is one who waits upon others.**<br>**[01:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**A butler is a formal guardian,**<br>**[01:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**who is there to support his mistress <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in all aspects of her life.**<br>**[01:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Yes!**<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**This is about a boy who fights and puts <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his life on the line for a girl...**<br>**[01:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**A super combat battle story!**<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The human body holds untold powers.<br>**[01:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The more you train, the more...<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our destination that we've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;staked upon this earth<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like the sudden gale that cuts across<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unmei ni makete<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giving in to fate<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And hunkering down is no fun<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sore ja kakko warui yo!<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just not cool!<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uso kara deta makoto<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Many a true word is spoken in jest<br>**[01:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi<br>**[01:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Regret is probably reaping what you sowed<br>**[02:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zettai, nase ba naru!<br>**[02:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where there's a will,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's definitely a way!<br>**[02:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku<br>**[02:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a great rippling wave swallows us up<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Karada nami ni makasereba<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just let it take you<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanchigai no yume<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dreams that are misguided<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mato-hazure no kitai<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hopes that are way off base<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll grab them someday,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you just have conviction<br>**[02:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou<br>**[02:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's kick up the earth and start running<br>**[02:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku<br>**[02:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like the capricious breeze that dances about<br>**[02:58] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Value of My Life: Priceless<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So we hired a new butler.<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think there's any need to pay our<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;respects to that old geezer at this point.<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't say such things.<br>**[03:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your grandfather is the only<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;immediate family you have.<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man, it's been a long time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since I've seen Grandpa Mikado.<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait... Never mind all that.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you here?<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, please! I'm related to the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sanzenin family, too, remember?<br>**[03:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what kind of man is your grandfather?<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If this were Dragon Quest, he'd be Zoma.<br>**[03:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the traditional storytelling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;world, he'd be Danshi.<br>**[03:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Will I do okay?<br>**[03:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meeting such a terrifying sounding person...<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I doubt you'll be okay.<br>**[03:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If ya offend him,<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that man could easily crush<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an indebted butler's life.<br>**[03:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, he's da man who destroyed Compile,<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just 'cause Puyo Pop was hard.<br>**[03:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Incidentally, Nomura Toys'<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;downfall was also 'cause of him.<br>**[03:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you serious?!<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's kidding.<br>**[04:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, in any case, he's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;kind of a fiendish guy,<br>**[04:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so try not to be taken in if<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he says anything odd to you.<br>**[04:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I see...<br>**[04:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that?<br>**[04:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll have you know, it's not the castle...<br>**[04:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the poisonous-apple-eating<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;princess of the mouse kingdom.<br>**[04:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Mikado Sanzenin.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is her grandfather's primary residence.<br>**[04:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait... So, what country are we in?<br>**[04:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What line of work is your grandfather in?<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm... Oil baron, I guess?<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is not a line of work...<br>**[04:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Hayate was belatedly <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;coming to the realization**<br>**[04:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**that Nagi was not just your <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;run-of-the-mill rich girl...**<br>**[04:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome home, Miss Nagi.<br>**[04:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right. I'm back.<br>**[04:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**But that she was an INCREDIBLY rich girl.**<br>**[05:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But talk about a stuffy bunch.<br>**[05:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And Miss Sakuya and Maria, it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is good of you to come as well.<br>**[05:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not at all.<br>**[05:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come, this way, please.<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, I apologize for disturbing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you upon your return, but...<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What shall we do with this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;suspicious individual?<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Help! Help!<br>**[05:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He had snuck aboard the chopper.<br>**[05:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Help! Help!<br>**[05:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He looks incredibly suspicious!<br>**[05:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Help! Help!<br>**[05:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can appreciate your sentiment, but<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he's not a suspicious individual.<br>**[05:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's Himegami's successor<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and he serves as my butler.<br>**[05:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This shabby-looking man, who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seems to have no luck with money?<br>**[05:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody asked your opinion.<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But... um... that is...<br>**[05:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Hayate put up with the comments.**<br>**[05:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Because he most certainly did <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not have any luck with money**<br>**[05:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**and there was no question <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that he was shabby-looking.**<br>**[05:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You didn't have to emphasize it like that.<br>**[05:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But man, that was hilarious!<br>**[05:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, Saku, don't laugh at him so much.<br>**[05:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's fine.<br>**[05:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew from the start that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't fit in here anyway.<br>**[06:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, don't let it bother you.<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They just called it like they saw it.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There was no malice behind it.<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is right. You will only waste<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your time letting it get to you.<br>**[06:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's true that I'm 150 million yen in debt,<br>**[06:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but do I really look like I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have such poor luck with money?<br>**[06:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In this world, there are more important<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;things than money, like compassion.<br>**[06:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Each individual must be considerate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the planet's future.<br>**[06:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**They won't look me in the eye...**<br>**[06:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, that reminds me.<br>**[06:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi, being dressed like that for your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meeting with your grandfather is...<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right.<br>**[06:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, I'm going to change, so go<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get some fresh air or something.<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right...<br>**[06:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got kicked out.<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still, this is a belated realization,<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but to let a man like me,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so deeply in debt, run loose<br>**[06:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in this place packed full of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;treasures seems far too imprudent.<br>**[07:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this something of value?<br>**[07:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It makes a good sound...<br>**[07:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This piece alone just might be able<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to pay off my 150 million yen debt!<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At best, that vase will fetch<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;5 million on Yahoo Auctions,<br>**[07:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so you won't be able to pay off your debt.<br>**[07:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just an impulsive thought!<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You needn't worry. I can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tell, just by looking at you,<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you're not the kind of person<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who would do such a thing.<br>**[07:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, now. Don't look at me like,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"What's this senile old man saying?"<br>**[07:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;P-Pardon me.<br>**[07:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, who might you be?<br>**[07:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a member of this household.<br>**[07:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm taking care of the yard right now.<br>**[07:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you're a gardener.<br>**[07:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I swear... You don't have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;faith in my insight, do you?<br>**[07:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll have you know!<br>**[08:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoops. Sorry about that.<br>**[08:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, I'll show you just<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how formidable my insight is,<br>**[08:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so come along with me!<br>**[08:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**This old man's smile sparkles <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like that of a boy...**<br>**[08:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Behold!<br>**[08:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say, Maria, this outfit is a bit big.<br>**[08:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I knew it!<br>**[08:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just peeping!<br>**[08:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To train one's insight,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one must work daily...<br>**[08:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And after working daily, what kind<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of criminal do you intend to become?!<br>**[08:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just don't get it, though.<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is someone like you doing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a debt of 150 million?<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was originally my parents' gambling debt.<br>**[08:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My parents are incredible good-for-nothings<br>**[08:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and they gifted me to some "very<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;generous people" as collateral.<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then, Miss Nagi took on that debt for me.<br>**[09:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So now, I am in the process<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of returning it over 40 years.<br>**[09:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am really grateful to Miss Nagi.<br>**[09:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So grandpa, you mustn't peep at her, either.<br>**[09:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'm going to go now.<br>**[09:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words,<br>**[09:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your life is utterly meaningless.<br>**[09:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[09:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're awfully insipid for a man<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that Nagi's placed her faith in.<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grandpa, who are you?<br>**[09:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My insight is the real thing!<br>**[09:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The bursting of the bubble,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the change in government,<br>**[09:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and even Toshi losing his hair!<br>**[09:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I anticipated it all with these eyes of mine!<br>**[09:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even the unprecedented little sister boom!<br>**[10:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I foresaw its coming since before the war!<br>**[10:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And these eyes are telling me now...<br>**[10:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your life is even more meaningless<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than the lives of your scummy parents!<br>**[10:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I, Mikado Sanzenin, assure you that it is.<br>**[10:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My life is...<br>**[10:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...meaningless?<br>**[10:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, it's meaningless.<br>**[10:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A life spent merely for the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sake of repaying a debt...<br>**[10:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...is utterly meaningless.<br>**[10:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, if you still wish to make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your life something of value...<br>**[10:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-Is this...<br>**[10:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...a levitation stone?<br>**[10:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! That is your guide!<br>**[10:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you believe that your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;life may yet have meaning,<br>**[10:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do not lose it, do not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let it be taken from you.<br>**[10:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep it with you until the day comes.<br>**[10:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if you are able to obtain the thing<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the end of the road that it leads you to,<br>**[11:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;never mind 150 million. A<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;billion! Even 10 billion!<br>**[11:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All of that will surely be within your reach.<br>**[11:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**With the meaning of his life <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;denied in its entirety,**<br>**[11:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**will Hayate be able to <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;begin walking down the road**<br>**[11:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**shown to him by the pendant?**<br>**[11:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**To be continued in the second half.**<br>**[11:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait...<br>**[11:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Maria, are we okay with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not having a punch line?!<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, please.<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have not had much of a punch<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;line in the past, either.<br>**[11:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not good! If there isn't at<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;least one punch line a minute,<br>**[11:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a Kansai person's blood starts to tingle!<br>**[11:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't run! It won't make for a punch line!<br>**[11:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That punch line is already an empty shell!<br>**[11:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I say this to you, it is garbage!<br>**[11:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shaddup! Punch it already!<br>**[11:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, I guess it didn't happen.<br>**[11:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lambada.<br>**[12:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The baby boomer generation.<br>**[12:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O Granddaughter, do you want to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;inherit the Sanzenin family fortune?<br>**[12:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[12:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't particularly want it,<br>**[12:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but if it means that you'll<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be dying soon, I'd welcome it.<br>**[12:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maria! O Maria! My granddaughter<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is being mean to me!<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, my, now that is a problem.<br>**[12:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not like I'm being mean.<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grandpa, never mind the fortune,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can I get some pocket change?<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, even without all that,<br>**[12:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as long as I have the World Business<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Satellite show and the stock market,<br>**[12:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will never have money problems.<br>**[12:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it! Uselessly gaining more<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and more knowledge every year...<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the one who had me educated<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so that would happen, remember?<br>**[12:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However...<br>**[12:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't recall teaching you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to draw such worthless manga!<br>**[12:54] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seen From Below<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't show you!
<br>**[12:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where the hell did you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get a hold of my manga?!<br>**[12:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My granddaughter really *is* mean to me!<br>**[13:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, yes.<br>**[13:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, but Grandfather, why did<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you suddenly bring this up?<br>**[13:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, the truth is, at this rate...<br>**[13:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Nagi will end up dead.<br>**[13:13] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loser Park<br>**[13:19] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-inner<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-There it is again...<br>**[13:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right! I got it this time!<br>**[13:26] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Winner<br>**[13:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes!<br>**[13:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's ominous...<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**All I ever thought about was money, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because of the way my parents were...**<br>**[13:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I'd never even thought about my own life...**<br>**[13:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**But am I okay with my life being like that?**<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**A life spent solely for the <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;purpose of repaying debt...**<br>**[13:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[14:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Miss.<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been looking for you.<br>**[14:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, let's hurry up and leave.<br>**[14:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? We're leaving already?<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I can't put up with that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stinking old geezer anymore!<br>**[14:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did something happen?<br>**[14:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something did happen...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or rather, will happen...<br>**[14:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is about to happen?<br>**[14:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Wh-Wha... Who is this person?!<br>**[14:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn! So he's really come.<br>**[14:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are quite skilled to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dodge Gilbert's sword!<br>**[14:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Who is this fake-sounding foreigner?<br>**[14:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... It's a long story, but...<br>**[14:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the man who may inherit all<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Sanzenin family fortune.<br>**[15:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-Inherit it all?<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, in other words...<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**The story will grind to a halt if <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we leave the explanation to Nagi,**<br>**[15:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[15:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**so we will have you watch the <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rest of the earlier scene here.**<br>**[15:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, but Grandfather, why did<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you suddenly bring this up?<br>**[15:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, the truth is, at this rate...<br>**[15:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Nagi will end up dead.<br>**[15:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! Why would I end up dead?!<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have you finally gone senile,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you stinking old geezer?!<br>**[15:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have not gone senile, nor do I stink.<br>**[15:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just think about it, Granddaughter.<br>**[15:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I do not have long to live.<br>**[15:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And once I die, the family fortune<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will go to you in its entirety.<br>**[15:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, many of our relatives<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do not favor this arrangement.<br>**[15:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's true.<br>**[15:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are people out there who would<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sell their son for 150 million,<br>**[15:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so it seems plausible that some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;may try to take Nagi's life.<br>**[15:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed.<br>**[15:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I came up with an idea.<br>**[15:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If someone can fulfill a certain condition,<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would leave the Sanzenin<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;family fortune, not to Nagi,<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but to that person instead.<br>**[16:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh-ho. And what is this condition?<br>**[16:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, this condition is...<br>**[16:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry.<br>**[16:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've lost.<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll leave the family fortune to you,<br>**[16:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so please have mercy on me.<br>**[16:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and make you apologize in tears.<br>**[16:34] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Tail Wagging the Dog<br>**[16:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd rather die than spout<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;such embarrassing lines!<br>**[16:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know...<br>**[16:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just don't understand the things<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that rich people come up with.<br>**[16:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not to worry, I don't understand it, either.<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, that being the case...<br>**[16:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please apologize in tears to me!<br>**[16:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like hell I'm apologizing to you! Moron!<br>**[17:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please apologize in tears to me!<br>**[17:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Don't you have any pride or anything?!**<br>**[17:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doing such things is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;useless! Get out of here!<br>**[17:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that so? Then you leave me no choice.<br>**[17:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing to Hayate?!<br>**[17:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;According to Old Man Mikado...<br>**[17:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I just beat that weak-looking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;butler to a pulp,<br>**[17:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's a chance that the Miss<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;might apologize in tears.<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I'm gonna beat the crap outta him<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and make the family fortune mine!<br>**[17:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**If the Miss can no longer inherit <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Sanzenin family fortune,**<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**that means she won't be enormously <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rich like she is now, right?**<br>**[17:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**If that were to happen, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would this girl be alone...?**<br>**[17:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Rendered homeless, like me?**<br>**[18:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The rice porridge is ready.<br>**[18:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry, Maria, for all the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;trouble I'm putting you through...<br>**[18:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We promised not to talk about that, remember?<br>**[18:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If only Hayate would pay you back...<br>**[18:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I shouldn't have lent him<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that 150 million yen.<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**That could be possible!**<br>**[18:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, watch out!<br>**[18:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prepare to meet your fate!<br>**[18:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Money! Money!**<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it! Why you!<br>**[18:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Money!**<br>**[18:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**A life spent merely for the <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sake of repaying a debt...**<br>**[18:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**...is utterly meaningless.**<br>**[18:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Meaningless!**<br>**[18:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Meaningless!**<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**The Miss came to my rescue, wearing <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that silly-looking mask...**<br>**[18:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**The Miss put her heart and soul <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into nursing me back to health...**<br>**[19:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**To think the Miss might face <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;adversity because of me...**<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**At any rate, I'll think of a <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;way to repay my debt quickly.**<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**But right now, there's the Miss!**<br>**[19:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I don't yet know what the <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meaning of my life is,**<br>**[19:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**but right now, I just have to...**<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why you!<br>**[19:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Universe!<br>**[19:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hayate...<br>**[19:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll protect you.<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[20:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyone... who tries to make you cry...<br>**[20:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll protect you from them.<br>**[20:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would that... be all right?<br>**[20:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[20:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is, uh...<br>**[20:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I'll be counting on you.<br>**[20:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this? Is this gonna become<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a battle anime startin' next week?<br>**[20:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it will not.<br>**[20:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**The boy shook free of uncertainty**<br>**[20:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**and found meaning in his life, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;protecting his mistress.**<br>**[21:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**In which direction does butler <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate's tomorrow lie?!**<br>**[21:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Next time, he will be fighting <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with all kinds of circumstances.**<br>**[21:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you lose that pendant, boy.<br>**[21:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still...<br>**[21:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Maria has gone...<br>**[21:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That hurt!<br>**[21:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What's this? You're still here?<br>**[21:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I still haven't gotten my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pocket change, after all.<br>**[21:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never mind that, how do you plan to get home?<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi and the others are over there already.<br>**[21:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[21:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y'all left me here all by my lonesome?<br>**[21:38] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wooooooo...<br>**[21:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a cold era this is!<br>**[21:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro<br>**[21:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If my dreams have taken your heart<br>**[21:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kizutsuke-tetara<br>**[21:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And brought it pain<br>**[22:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sono omoi wa itsuka<br>**[22:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someday, that anguish<br>**[22:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boku ga morau yo<br>**[22:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will take from you<br>**[22:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara<br>**[22:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While trembling over something precious<br>**[22:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kakezuri-mawatte<br>**[22:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And madly dashing about<br>**[22:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seou itami ni hibi wa<br>**[22:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The hurt I bore made the days<br>**[22:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Muimi ni sugita<br>**[22:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go by emptily<br>**[22:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke<br>**[22:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just chasing and continually being overtaken<br>**[22:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tohou ni kureru kaze<br>**[22:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A wind who's lost its bearing<br>**[22:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimi no doko ni furetara<br>**[22:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What part of you should I touch<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ii ka o sagashita<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I sought it out<br>**[22:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku<br>**[22:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You alone, I want to protect so much<br>**[23:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte<br>**[23:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Getting away from the rut of desire<br>**[23:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga<br>**[23:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someday, it will all be ours and that<br>**[23:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimi to boku no Proof<br>**[23:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is our proof, yours and mine<br>**[23:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo<br>**[23:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even all my tears, I entrust to you<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Nagi...<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and Hayate's...<br>**[23:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Butler Report!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Butler Report
<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unfortunately, our week of being<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;reinforced by Maria ends today.<br>**[23:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? It does?<br>**[23:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Starting next time, that hugely<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;popular character will be appearing!<br>**[23:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could that possibly be the #1 in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;popularity polls? That Hina...<br>**[23:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[23:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, it will be Nagi's turn<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on duty starting next time.<br>**[23:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or rather, this is the end of my week.<br>**[23:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aren't I being treated<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;awfully poorly for all that?<br>**[23:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look forward to next time with keen interest!<br>**[23:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye-bye!<br>**[23:56] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Preview<br>**[23:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, is that you, Hayate?<br>**[23:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-Miss Nishizawa...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next episode of <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
<br>**[23:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We haven't seen each other since Christmas.<br>**[24:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What in the world have you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;been doing since then?<br>**[24:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, a lot of things happened...<br>**[24:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm working as a butler<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at a certain mansion, now.<br>**[24:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Is that a joke?<br>**[24:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, but I'm glad. I'm really<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;happy that I got to see you.<br>**[24:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",<br>**[24:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff<br>**[24:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"that Being Young is About Not Looking Back".<br>**[24:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, Hayate!<br>**[24:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My... My feelings for you are...!<br>**[24:19] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that Being Young is About Not Looking Back<br>**[24:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll get to see Newtypes in combat!<br>